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-[thunder rumbles]
-[brakes creak]
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[thunder rumbles]
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[car door opens]
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[upbeat music]
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[Buck] You know, it smells like
an oil refinery in here.
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-[Mick] Buck.
-[Buck chuckles]
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-[Mick] How's the family?
-Don't ask me.
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[Mick chuckles]
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Sophia spends more time
at your place than ours.
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When is Zach gonna put
that ring on her finger, huh?
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When he can afford one
without borrowing from me.
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Maybe she should pay for it,
now that she's working for you.
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[chuckles]
So, why am I here?
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Two reasons.
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One, you're on retainer.
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Two, this is the biggest
improvement in agriculture
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since synthetic growth hormones.
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What is?
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Buck, you know what makes
American food production
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the well-oiled machine
it is today?
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-Subsidies.
-Oil, that's what.
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Animals, they used to be
raised out of the pasture.
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They just graze all day long,
and now we...
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we raise them indoors.
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[Mick]
We bring the food to them.
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You know who benefits from that?
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-[Buck] You.
-Sheikhs.
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-Sheikhs?
-Oil sheikhs.
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Can we skip to the part
where I learn
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what I'm doing here?
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The energy that's required
to irrigate, fertilize, harvest,
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and transport
all these animal feed
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comes from oil, tons of it.
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You know,
and some Middle Eastern sheikh
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-just turns off the tap...
-[snaps fingers]
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-[scoffs]
-we're screwed, just like that.
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Well, the war's not over yet.
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[Mick] Buck, you wanna know
why you're here?
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-[cow munching]
-[Buck] Yeah.
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Livestock consume
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more than half the crops
we grow here in America.
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Now, what if I were
to tell you that
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that animal can survive
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without ever eating a plant.
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I'd call my stockbroker.
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Well, you call him first thing
tomorrow morning
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because PetroPellet
is a game-changer.
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PetroPellet?
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Now, what are you
not telling me?
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[German accent]
This is petroleum.
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Did he say petroleum?
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Mm-hm.
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-Side effects?
-[clicks tongue]
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[scientist speaks German]
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The lawyer signed off on it.
It's all kosher.
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PetroPellet is market-ready,
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we're just looking for an angle.
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An angle? You're talking about
feeding cattle petroleum.
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[Buck] Nobody wants oil
in the food chain.
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Oh, sure, they do.
There's peanut oil, olive oil.
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I had a hard enough time making
that GMO-corn-feed-thing fly.
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[Mick] Yeah, well, now
we don't need any of that stuff.
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Okay.
[inhales deeply]
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Animoil is going
to help the environment
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by reducing industrial farming's
dependency on oil.
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Exactly.
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[Buck] With oil.
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[both laugh]
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Organic farmers
will fertilize their pants.
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-[Mick chuckles]
-[sniffs]
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Work your magic, Buck.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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[scientist speaking German]
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I have to call you back.
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[explosion]
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[upbeat music]
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Thanks, handsome.
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♪ Yo, yo, yo
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♪ I, I am the queen
Ruler of the world ♪
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♪ If you want the best
Then holla at your girl ♪
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♪ I am
The number one contender ♪
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♪ Hot as the summer
Cold as the winter ♪
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♪ How you gonna be mad
At a winner, that's me ♪
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♪ First place blue ribbon
Placed on me ♪
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♪ I am the star
In the sky you see ♪
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♪ Shine bright, so bright
What a sight to see ♪
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♪ Okay
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♪ It's all about me
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♪ Me, me, it's all about me
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♪ Me, me, it's all about me
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♪ I am the one
Who runs the party ♪
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♪ I am the one
Who runs the party ♪
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♪ Ain't nobody better than me
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♪ Yeah, you know,
It's all about me ♪
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♪ About me, about me
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♪ One for the show
I'm the main event ♪
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♪ I own the stage
And you pay the rent ♪
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♪ I play to win
Let me say it again ♪
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♪ I play to win
Go ahead tell your friends ♪
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[car door shuts]
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The modeling agency
is actually 650B.
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It's that next building over.
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Wait, are you the new girl?
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[chuckles]
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I thought you were a model.
Crazy.
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-Crazy?
-My ex is a model.
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Lingerie, wetsuits, you know.
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Tell you what,
why don't we grab lunch. Noon?
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I'll give you
the lay of the land.
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Thanks, but I had lunch
this morning,
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guess you're gonna have
to lay it alone.
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Eating disorder?
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You can talk to me.
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Like I said,
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I date a lot of models.
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[light music]
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Buck likes to keep us waiting.
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Maybe Charisse
is addressing his burns.
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Or undressing him.
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Is he really
giving her the T-bone?
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Not right now.
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-He means--
-I mean, I get it.
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So does Charisse.
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Yeah, well if that's true,
it's a waste of a hot wife.
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Totally.
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Even at her age,
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I would check Buck's wife
for ticks.
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[door creaks]
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Hey.
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There she is.
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Have you all met
our latest hire?
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[Buck] My talented daughter,
Sophia.
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Are they making you
feel welcome?
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I'm learning a lot.
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Good.
[chuckles]
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Diane, do they all have copies
of the PetroPellet brief?
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Yeah. Are, are you okay?
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We heard about the explosion.
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I'm fine. Let's move on.
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-What about the cow?
-[inhales deeply]
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Who gives a crap about the cow?
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It ruined one of my best suits,
probably did it on purpose.
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Do they know what
caused the cow to explode?
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If it wasn't jihad,
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I would put my money
on the petroleum.
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[Buck] Let's not overthink it,
all right?
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They pay us to fix their image,
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-not their cattle.
-[all chuckle]
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-And...
-[phone ringing]
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[exhales]
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Charisse, we're in a meeting.
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[Charisse] It's Mitcherson.
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It sounds urgent.
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Mr. Animoil himself.
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[chuckles]
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All right, put him on, hun.
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-[phone beeps]
-[Mick] What the hell
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- do I pay you guys for?
-[phone clatters]
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You're supposed to make sure
this thing doesn't get out.
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I don't know what got out
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but whatever it is, I'm sure--
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[Mick] You get
that goddamn thing
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off the Internet right now...
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Uh, Harvey.
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Google
"Animoil cow explosion video."
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[keyboard clicking]
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[suspenseful music]
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[Mick] PetroPellets...
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Why are my cows
exploding all over the Internet?
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-[cow moos]
-[explosion]
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[chuckles]
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Mitch, we'll get that taken down
before anybody really sees it.
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[Mitch] You know how much
I've put into this project?
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And I've got you on retainer!
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I got you on retainer
for the rest of your life!
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[phone clatters]
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At least
it's only on the Internet.
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As opposed to TV?
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This from our head of digital.
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Eddie, who did you say
was promoting that video?
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A guy named Chip Randolph.
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We'll sue his ass.
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How do I know that name?
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He's head of the Sustainable
Family Farming Association.
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Didn't we sue those guys
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for, uh, using
the word "sustainable"?
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-And "farming."
-And "family."
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We lost. But are they really
an "association"?
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I think it's time
that Chip Randolph and I
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had a little heart-to-heart.
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Eddie, you think
you can get him in here?
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[chuckles]
He hates us.
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We've tried before.
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I'll get him in here.
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Attagirl.
[laughs]
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Harvey, get a file on him.
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I'm on it.
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[Sophia] Can I get a soft copy?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Come on
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I'm here to see Chip Randolph.
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Do you have an appointment?
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Do I need one?
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Well, if you want him to be here
when you arrive,
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it's not a bad idea.
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So, I take it he's not here.
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Okay, I need to find him.
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Can I get a cell number
or an address?
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I'm not allowed to give out
that kind of information.
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But, if you give me your name
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-I will--
-[sobs]
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It's really important, okay?
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He has my wallet.
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How do you know Chip?
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We met while protesting
and I lost my wallet.
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And he called to say
that he had found it.
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What protest was that?
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The one against corporations
that make money.
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Okay.
He's at the Barn and Grill.
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You can try him there.
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Can I get an address?
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Or is that against
the rules too?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Somewhere beyond that door.
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♪ Left my coat
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[door creaks, thuds]
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♪ Down to the river
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♪ Saddle her bed
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♪ I lay it down over my eyes
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♪ Pray to the heavens
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♪ And to the skies
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♪ The heaven, the sky
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♪ I'm setting up a raid
Above me ♪
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♪ Down the barrel of a gun
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♪ Praying for the gods
To love me ♪
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♪ Praying for someone to love
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♪ Can I get someone to love
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Help you?
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I don't suppose a girl
can get a mojito in here?
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Oh.
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A girl can get just about
anything she wants in here.
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[bartender] One mojito.
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Have you seen this guy?
I heard he was here.
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[thuds]
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["Barrel of a Gun"
by Bryce Rivers Band playing]
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Ooh. Please be into tall guys.
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Please be into tall guys.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Do you-- Either of you
know this guy?
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Chip Randolph?
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[both laughing]
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Doesn't look like your type.
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He's not. He's into cows.
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What'd this guy, Chip, do?
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It's a business thing.
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I'm with the
Industrial Food Image Bureau.
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Is he that guy giving
Brussels sprouts a bad name?
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So, what do you want with him?
259
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,970
I need him to meet my father,
he runs the company.
260
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,627
You're Buck Marshall's daughter?
261
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,373
How do you know my dad?
262
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,633
That's Chip Randolph.
263
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,366
The former child actor?
264
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,456
I outranked him
on Google Images,
265
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,545
but then he went
and got on Celebrity Rehab.
266
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,895
So, you're Chip Randolph?
267
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,694
The one into cows though,
not drugs.
268
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,509
And Googling himself,
apparently.
269
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,648
I'm glad you found your wallet.
270
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,914
[Sophia] Oh, I see.
271
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,223
You saw me coming.
272
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,998
Was your plan to come in here
like a Bond girl
273
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,313
and seduce me
into seeing things your way?
274
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,567
He would have gone for it.
275
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,664
I'm not that easy.
276
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,492
Fine.
277
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,010
Wait, he's not that hard either.
278
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,754
At least stay
and finish your swamp juice.
279
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,186
[Chip] Okay, I'll meet him.
280
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,451
On one condition.
281
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,015
What?
282
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,193
That I go out with you?
283
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,681
Uh, okay.
284
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:33,719
[Chip] Lunch, Sunday?
285
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,113
I have a boyfriend.
286
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,196
Does he know about us?
287
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,855
Our office. Tomorrow, 11 a.m.
288
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,160
Lunch, Sunday noon.
289
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,467
I'm gonna need your number.
290
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,693
[Sophia]
You're the Google expert.
291
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,173
[Chip's friend] Really, Chip?
292
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,042
[Chip] Hey, it's one way
to know what Animoil's up to.
293
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,313
[upbeat music]
294
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,541
Yeah?
295
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,148
Uh, count to ten
and send him in.
296
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,665
[clears throat]
297
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,368
-[inhales deeply]
-[door creaks]
298
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,464
-Ah.
-[door thuds]
299
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,552
Chip Randolph.
300
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,198
-Buck Marshall.
-[Buck chuckles]
301
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,895
-We meet at last.
-[chuckles]
302
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,643
-Nice lair.
-Sit.
303
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,339
[Buck] You know what
I think, Chip?
304
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,473
-Dad...
-[Buck] I think you're terrific.
305
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,425
Smart. I've been doing
my homework on you,
306
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,654
and I like what I see.
307
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,043
So, I'm gonna chalk it all up
308
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,995
to poor communications
on our part.
309
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,385
Chalk what up, Buck?
310
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,737
Chip, there are gonna be
over seven billion people
311
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,747
on this planet soon,
most of them with mouths.
312
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,920
Feeding them
will be one tall order.
313
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,616
But there are haters
out there, Chip.
314
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,233
You're not a hater, are you?
315
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,543
-Ah, thank you.
-Oh, okay.
316
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,749
I hate those people.
317
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,758
[Buck] Who doesn't?
318
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,630
Better looking than his picture.
319
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,331
-I know.
-Shut up.
320
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,848
Well, when people see that video
that, uh, you put up,
321
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,463
they're gonna start hating
on Animoil.
322
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,773
You know, like, uh,
323
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,639
Animoil is doing some kind
of weird science.
324
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,860
Dr. Evil stuff.
325
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:06,939
Like blowing up cows?
326
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,077
Ah, yeah. Don't remind me.
327
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,769
Or maybe you're testing
a weapons-grade version?
328
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,338
That's a good idea.
329
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,165
[Buck] I know the cows
need some engineering,
330
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,833
but ultimately, PetroPellet
will help the cattle thrive.
331
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,389
Not if they're gonna blow up
in the sun,
332
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,866
or anywhere near a cell phone.
333
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,606
Dairy cows
don't need sunlight, Chip.
334
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,006
Nor do they need cell phones.
335
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,789
Mine get sunlight,
that's how they stay healthy.
336
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,534
[Buck] Chip, tell me something.
337
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:33,064
If your farming techniques
are so sustainable,
338
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,450
how come so many family farms
go under every week?
339
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,854
Because industrial farms
are subsidized
340
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,058
by the government,
thanks to all your hard work.
341
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,108
Well, America looks after
its corporations, Chip.
342
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,243
Nothing wrong with that.
343
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,235
Besides,
look at the progress we've made.
344
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,377
Oh, right.
345
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,508
You guys have been
improving farming
346
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,161
for like, what, 50 years now?
347
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:54,115
Yet more antibiotics are given
to livestock than sick people,
348
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,994
and you still got people dying
from eating contaminated meat.
349
00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,517
Those people died from eating,
not starving.
350
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,822
That's progress.
351
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,957
Livestock can survive,
352
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,092
even thrive,
eating pellets made from oil.
353
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,014
No more feed crops.
354
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,442
Think of the cost savings.
355
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,838
I'm still thinking
of the petroleum.
356
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,881
Hey, there's nothing wrong
with petroleum,
357
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,796
it comes from the Earth.
358
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,801
Really? Is that your spin, Buck?
359
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:24,243
That PetroPellet is natural
because oil is natural?
360
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,681
Solar energy converted
into organic matter
361
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,158
millions of years ago?
362
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,418
Ancient sunlight
363
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,850
giving today's cattle
natural sustenance.
364
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,988
You sold me.
365
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,859
[both laugh]
366
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,381
[Chip] People aren't idiots.
367
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,434
Feeding genetically modified
livestock crude oil,
368
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,560
it's never gonna fly.
369
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,132
Well, not when you say it
like that.
370
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,559
[Buck] Jeez.
371
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,345
Chip, we need to know
who you've been talking to.
372
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,780
And how you got that video.
373
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,307
And we need you to take it down.
374
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,351
Now, what's it gonna take?
375
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,876
I'm not interested
in your money, Buck.
376
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,581
But I am interested
in continuing this dialogue.
377
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,660
With Sophia.
378
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,098
-Oh.
-Excuse me?
379
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,024
It's a way in.
380
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,099
-[Harvey gasps]
-Is that a pun?
381
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,577
[laughs]
382
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,497
Lunch. Noon. Sunday.
383
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,633
[Chip] The Americana.
384
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:11,845
Thanks, Buck.
385
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,072
[door creaks, closes]
386
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,205
[clears throat]
387
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,725
Hi.
388
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,123
I'm Buck Marshall.
389
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,337
Now, some of you folks out there
may have recently seen something
390
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,168
claiming to be on your Internet.
391
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,607
That doesn't even
make sense, Harvey.
392
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,923
[Sophia] Dad,
forget about the cows.
393
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,269
-What is that?
-We have to go on the offensive.
394
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,479
-[Buck sighs]
-[Sophia] Here.
395
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,356
-[Buck] That's good.
-Good.
396
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,842
-Good.
-Okay.
397
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,932
[Buck exhales]
All right.
398
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,369
[light music playing]
399
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,275
No show?
400
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,807
It's starting to look that way.
401
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,847
[background chatter]
402
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,599
Hi.
403
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,820
I'm Buck Marshall.
404
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,470
Did you know
it takes industrial farms
405
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,945
25 calories
of fossil fuel energy
406
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,296
to produce
a single calorie of meat?
407
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,917
If only we could use
that energy more wisely.
408
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,569
[Buck] Well,
thanks to PetroPellet...
409
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,573
-[Chip inhales deeply]
- ...we can.
410
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:24,305
PetroPellet makes modern use
of ancient solar energy.
411
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,058
Compressed dinosaurs and plants
412
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,840
converted into organic crude oil providing livestock
413
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,716
with all the legal
nutritional requirements
414
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,888
with minor,
acceptable side effects.
415
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,455
-Hi, Chip.
-[Buck] Animoil the future...
416
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,722
That your handiwork?
417
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,074
I guess you won't be promoting
that video.
418
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,285
I would if your dad exploded.
419
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,554
-[cell phone ringing]
-[Chip] Oh.
420
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,816
-Sorry.
-[Sophia] It's fine.
421
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,342
[Chip] Now, don't be alarmed.
422
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,564
Everything here is organic
and free-range,
423
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,613
so you may not find
anything you like.
424
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,870
You're pretty pleased
with yourself,
425
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,524
'causing problems for my father.
426
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,748
Well, doesn't bad publicity
for industrial agriculture
427
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,488
create business for your father?
428
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,789
[Sophia] You're so clueless.
429
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,785
Our business is more than
image consulting.
430
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,707
We have stakes
in these companies.
431
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,929
[Sophia] Well, there you go.
432
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,452
Already getting information
out of me
433
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,795
and I haven't even ordered
the veal yet.
434
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,854
Sophia, I don't wanna know
more about I.F.I.B.
435
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,719
It's the Industrial Food
Image Bureau.
436
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,071
I wanna know more about you.
437
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,031
Yeah, right, okay.
438
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,120
I'm a spoiled Daddy's girl,
only child.
439
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,640
Straight-A student,
self-centered, ambitious.
440
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,564
I enjoy tennis, skiing,
441
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,379
and poking holes
in the ozone layer.
442
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,687
Sounds like you got some issues.
443
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,732
And what would you prescribe,
a raw food diet?
444
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,948
Well, that would loosen you up.
445
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,958
Let's just order
and get this over with.
446
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,390
And tomorrow you'll take down
the video, right?
447
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,516
A deal is a deal.
448
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,354
Lunch is finished.
449
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,046
-Let's go.
-What are you doing here?
450
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,754
-I'm fine.
-[Zach] So, Chip.
451
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,791
Is this how you get a woman
to have lunch with you?
452
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,876
-[Zach] Blackmail?
-Chip,
453
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,144
this is my boyfriend, Zach.
454
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,227
Pleasure.
455
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,537
For the record,
this is more of a bribe.
456
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,502
[Chip] Blackmail would be if
I threatened to expose a secret.
457
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:01,761
Well, as you can see,
458
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,813
Sophia doesn't keep any secrets
from me, so.
459
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,718
Not even
the naked sorority hazing?
460
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,163
-What?
-Google.
461
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,550
He's joking.
462
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:11,072
That video is
the private property of Animoil.
463
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,247
The public has a right to know
how their food is raised.
464
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,343
Uh, no, they don't.
465
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,731
We're a private company.
466
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,783
Well, I found the video
on a public website, so...
467
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,689
Uh, yeah. I doubt that.
468
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,044
Anyway, you downloaded it,
469
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,523
and now, you're the one
promoting it.
470
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,653
Well, what can I say? I'm a fan.
471
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,775
It would mean a lot to me
if you would just take it down.
472
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,178
If you don't,
473
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,921
-we're gonna--
-Fine. I'll do it.
474
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,664
If?
475
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:32,882
-What?
-Knowing you,
476
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,621
a condition is looming.
477
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,272
Is that how I come across?
478
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,876
A desperate blackmailer.
479
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,536
Briber. There's a difference.
480
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:41,971
Okay.
481
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,537
Name your price.
482
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,504
Well, there's no price.
I just want you to leave.
483
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,763
Leave Animoil?
[laughs]
484
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,366
[Zach] That's my
father's company, okay?
485
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,807
-You're out of your mind if--
-No, no, no.
486
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:52,983
Leave the restaurant.
487
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,548
The deal was lunch with Sophia,
not you.
488
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,376
You call this a restaurant.
489
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,210
That's hilarious.
490
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,602
I'll take down the video
if you leave.
491
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,295
What's it gonna be, Zach?
492
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,563
Sophia or your video?
493
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,905
We're going.
[snaps fingers]
494
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,701
You take down that video
495
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,089
or we will slaughter you
496
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,002
and your pathetic
farmer's association.
497
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,009
And that's not a threat.
498
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,920
It's extortion.
499
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,445
You don't wanna mess with us.
500
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,445
Believe me.
501
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,668
[Chip] Actually,
that was a threat.
502
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,761
Extortion is...
503
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,021
Ah, never mind.
504
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,723
Whew.
505
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,993
[phone beeps]
506
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,859
[Elaine] This is a message
for Chip Randolph.
507
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,251
It's Elaine Huntsman,
508
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,774
I'm a producer
at The Morning Show.
509
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,168
Uh, we're doing our
weekly segment on viral videos
510
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:50,172
and I think you're the guy
behind the exploding cow.
511
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,906
[laughs]
Anyway,
512
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,646
we'd love to have you on.
So, can you call me back?
513
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,833
[upbeat music playing]
514
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,748
♪ I see a storm
Heading straight ♪
515
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,275
♪ Straight my way
516
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,709
♪ Grey clouds full of all
517
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,795
♪ All my pain
518
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,724
[Buck] On the next episode
of Farmed and Dangerous.
519
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,149
The young man behind
the number one viral video,
520
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,366
this is Chip Randolph.
Chip, thanks for joining us.
521
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,676
-[coughs]
- Thanks for having me.
522
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,071
You know that
exploding cow video you liked?
523
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,855
[Harvey] I need you
to unlike it, right now.
524
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,679
Are you telling me,
this guy's stupid petition
525
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,157
can lead to a Senate hearing?
526
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,597
If only we could find some way
to get through to him.
527
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,914
Zach is still pissed about
the last time we got together.
528
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,261
Zach doesn't have to know.
529
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,130
Why didn't you come over
last night?
530
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,832
[Sophia] I was working late.
Sorry.
531
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,179
Your client, Animoil,
is dangerous.
532
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,739
What the hell is that?
533
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:39,866
It's an eight-winged chicken.
534
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,917
I plan on eating
for the next six decades
535
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,883
and those products
scare the crap out of me,
536
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,531
and I am not the only one.
537
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,187
["All About Me" by Rae playing]
538
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,497
♪ Yo, yo, yo
539
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,113
♪ I, I am the queen
Ruler of the world ♪
540
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,334
♪ If you want the best
Then holla at your girl ♪
541
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,944
♪ I am
The number one contender ♪
542
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,164
♪ Hot as the summer
Cold as the winter ♪
543
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,344
♪ How you gonna be mad
At a winner, that's me ♪
544
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,470
♪ First place blue ribbon
Placed on me ♪
545
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,382
♪ I am the star
In the sky you see ♪
546
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,467
♪ Shine bright, so bright
What a sight to see ♪
547
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,036
♪ Okay
548
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,523
♪ It's all about me
549
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,653
♪ Me, me, it's all about me
550
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,915
♪ Me, me, it's all about me
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