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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,784 If you asked me a year ago when I was in the psych ward... 2 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:17,085 you'd be going to Boston to do your half-hour special... 3 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,688 I'd say, "You're joking." 4 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,559 But it's here and I'm actually ready for it. 5 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:25,059 Okay, so we're in the room, it's a California queen. 6 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:27,833 I found these jeans on the shopping trip at Moist Men. 7 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,001 I don't think they're appropriate for my stand-up special necessarily. 8 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,731 I saved the receipt. I'm not gonna wear them. 9 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,797 I wore these jeans... 10 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,240 when I did Conan. 11 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,614 Shoes. 12 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:49,576 These are my wardrobe options. This is it. 13 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:52,387 I did Conan, and that was big. 14 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,890 I've done the Hangover, that was big. 15 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:59,692 This is my own half-hour special on Comedy Central. 16 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,957 Whoo! Feels good. 17 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,143 Ready? One, two and three. 18 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,636 Yes! 19 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,145 Enjoy it! 20 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,518 Hi, everybody, I'm Steven Brody Stevens... 21 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:33,687 and I'm looking for the famed Freedom Trail here in Boston. 22 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:34,757 Come on. 23 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,795 Where's the Freedom Trail? Are we on-- 24 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,231 Hey, how you doing? 25 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,868 Thought I knew that guy. 26 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,413 Where's the Freedom Trail? 27 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,639 Where are we walking to? 28 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,705 Which way is the Freedom Trail? 29 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,183 It's over there? 30 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:55,520 They say Boston people are curmudgeonry. 31 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,989 How will they help me find the Freedom Trail? 32 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:01,488 I'm in search of the Freedom Trail. Where is it? 33 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,092 I'm looking for the Freedom Trail. 34 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,191 We're from Florida. 35 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:05,192 You're from Florida? 36 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,633 Did you see the Hangover? Yeah. 37 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,560 I was in it. Who's-- Which part? 38 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,626 I play a cop in the movie. 39 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,104 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,030 Tell me what part. Let's see if she knows. 41 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,067 Let's see if she knows! I think I do. 42 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,513 The little kids that were in the field trip. 43 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,039 Yeah, yes, yes, yes. Keep going. 44 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,984 Hold on, you were walking them in. 45 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,910 Yes! And would you like me to do my line? 46 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,416 Three, two, one, action. 47 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,718 So after we take their mug shots, we'll bring them on down here... 48 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,220 where they wait to be questioned by the arresting officers. 49 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,590 Trust me, kids, you don't want to be sitting on these benches. 50 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,262 We call this place Loserville. 51 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,461 I love it! 52 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,732 Could somebody help me, I'm a stranger with a camera. 53 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,231 Which direction do I go? 54 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,833 So where is the-- where is the-- 55 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:45,765 Go straight up. 56 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,099 Take the path that goes straight up. 57 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,144 Up that way. 58 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,236 I'm running around Boston Common right now. 59 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,638 I think I'm in the wrong place. 60 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,642 Where can I find the famed Freedom Trail? 61 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,305 Right up the street, right over there. 62 00:02:56,344 --> 00:03:00,614 Thank you very much, I'm Steven Brody Stevens, reporting live from Boston Common. 63 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:03,078 And I'm on my way to the Freedom Trail. 64 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,516 Yes! Push. 65 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,852 No, for real, where's the Freedom Trail? 66 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,285 The Freedom Trail, I'm getting closer. 67 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,363 Yes! I've made it. You got it! Freedom Trail. 68 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:15,263 The Bostonians of Boston led me here. 69 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:19,003 The kids in the park, I went from the Commons to freedom. 70 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,298 What's that? 71 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,606 We can't film here? I say yes, but-- 72 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:27,837 You gotta go? 73 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:33,853 Okay. Freedom Trail, right here. You got it. 74 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,587 Going back for rehearsal right now. 75 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:43,919 Gonna check in, wardrobe, find my resting place at The Royale. 76 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,627 This is a big night for me. 77 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,329 Let's hear how that one sounds. 78 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,368 Crank that music. 79 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:59,312 That's funny music. Even louder. Come on! Come on! 80 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,747 Whoo! 81 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,330 Steven Brody Stevens! 82 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:22,757 I think they told me that's a public song. It's corny. 83 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,466 Hi, there, I'm Steven Brody Stevens... 84 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:28,368 and you're watching my half-hour special on Comedy Central... 85 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,542 with limited commercial interruption. 86 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,782 Yes! You got it! DVR that! 87 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,881 Feeling a little under the weather today, so I'm sounding this way. 88 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,823 We're in Boston, we're shooting interviews. 89 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,419 I'm gonna shave later. 90 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,191 I have make-up on right now. 91 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,358 My voice is a little scratchy, so I'll be like in the moment. 92 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,537 Hey, come on in. 93 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,444 Yes! Push and Believe! 94 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,276 You got it! 95 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,911 Hey. Hey, Baron. 96 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,445 How you doing, man? Great to see you, buddy. 97 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,621 Good to see you. 98 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,075 Tell me a little about-- you're excited, you're doing your special here. 99 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:21,287 I'm so excited, man-- (BLENDER WHIRRING ) 100 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,289 ( BLENDER WHIRRING ) Yeah. 101 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,561 When you have like depression issues. 102 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,962 Exactly. I mean, I have-- 103 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,803 ( BLENDER WHIRRING ) 104 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,398 DAVE RATH (O.S.): This is Charlie Rose, basically. 105 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,770 This is Charlie Rose? Have I done that interview? Yes, I have. 106 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,830 CAMERA (O.S.): At least a commercial... 107 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,867 Brody and Griffin, L.A. united. 108 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:40,414 Yes! Push and believe. 109 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,881 Push and believe? 110 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,309 That's what you'd say like in a delivery room to your wife. 111 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,812 Or-- Until a black baby comes out. 112 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,846 You got it. Push and confusion. 113 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,416 Gabe Liedman. Gabe Liedman, yes! 114 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,321 Yes. You got it. 115 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,219 Look at you with you're posing. 116 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:56,993 Then if you reach forward, touch the ground. 117 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,764 Feel that? Yeah! 118 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,832 Push. Believe. You got it. 119 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,003 SEAN O'CONNOR (O.S.): Cut! We got it, great! 120 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:08,472 I've done schools where I'm literally the first Mexican... 121 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,172 that the students have ever seen in their life. 122 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,074 And they'll ask the most racist [BLEEP]. 123 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,807 Like, "Do you like Taco Bell?" 124 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,883 What are we doing here? 125 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,110 I've been to the big island. 126 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,445 I've been to Maui, I've been to Honolulu... 127 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:23,951 and I'm here in Boston ready to watch you crush it. 128 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:28,094 Jonah Ray, he's got an album, he's got a podcast and he's got a pilot. 129 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,521 SEAN O'CONNOR (O.S.): And cut! 130 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,457 I've been doing a lot of interviews... 131 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:36,099 and I'm kind of just on, just reflex mode at this point... 132 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:39,569 and I knew you didn't want to go right into that. 133 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,470 I don't like talking about my Irish heritage. 134 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,102 It doesn't stop. 135 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,006 This is like overworked. 136 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,678 BRODY (O.S.): We're here with Little Reel. Yes! 137 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,378 Let me say, let me correct you, it's Lil Rel. 138 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,547 My bad, let's correct. It's okay. 139 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,479 Rel. 140 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:56,481 Rel. I'm on game, forgive me. 141 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,124 Very much so. I don't have my notes. 142 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,321 My writers dropped the ball. Where are my notes? 143 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,324 You're embarrassing me! 144 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,986 It says here, you were on BET Comic View. 145 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,657 Why did you have to start with BET and none of this other [BLEEP]. 146 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,027 Who wrote BET there? 147 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:15,644 I have to iron my shirt if you don't mind. 148 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:20,239 You're into...oral, anal action? 149 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,173 Yeah. 150 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,808 Can you expound on that a little bit? 151 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,053 People don't realize the butt hole is where all the nerves are. 152 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,408 Yeah, male and female. 153 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:29,654 Brody Stevens, Sean Patton, iron shirts. 154 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:34,023 Positivity. Yes! Push and believe. You got it. 155 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:37,594 Anal energies. 156 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,585 SEAN O'CONNOR (O.S.): Cut! Cut! And cut! 157 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,530 We did it. We did it. 158 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,270 Carisa. Hi, Carisa. 159 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,041 Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 160 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,200 You can call me Steven. 161 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,538 Steven? Okay, awesome. Yeah. 162 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,311 You're from Australia. I am. 163 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,042 I can tell. Let's do a speed round. 164 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,347 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 165 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:03,648 How am I gonna do on my half-hour Comedy Central special? 166 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,054 30 minutes of comedy. 167 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,085 Okay. 168 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,149 It's my big opportunity. Okay. 169 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,657 I'm normally doing five-minute sets. 170 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,189 I can feel you vibrating from here on that. 171 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,964 You have very good cards on this. 172 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,263 Yes! 173 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,234 Kind of like power and energy coming in around-- 174 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,574 Power? Yeah. 175 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,699 I'm getting power? 176 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,643 It's personal power really. Yeah. 177 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:26,939 Being in a position of being, I guess, self-in-charge, if that's a term that's usable. 178 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,084 It's usable. 179 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:31,908 You have basically got rewards for work well done. 180 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,645 Nine years of warm-up... 181 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,581 13 years since my last time on Comedy Central. Okay, so there's like-- 182 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,624 Yeah. So you're right on. 183 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,092 The cards around are very good. 184 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,020 How many chicks will I make out with this year? 185 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,286 I don't know if I'm gonna have any-- 186 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:49,025 You can say, "Brody, you look good. You smell good. Your skin's good." 187 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,632 Okay, let me see what I get with this. 188 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:54,074 You're getting a lot of sixes and sevens. 189 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,941 The girls are sixes or sevens? 190 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,839 Or six-- I'm getting six different girls? 191 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:04,013 I'm gonna go with anywhere between six and 19. 192 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:09,754 You're telling me, there's a chance that I may make out-- 193 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,923 It's-- it's unlimited. Really? 194 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,323 The world is yours. 195 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:20,034 I'm in Fenway Park. 196 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:24,200 I sought out permission to get inside this stadium. 197 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:28,141 They said, "Brody, we know you. Please, yes. 198 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:32,068 "We insist that you sit in our bullpen. 199 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,705 "It's the visitor's bullpen, but sit in it." 200 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,652 You know, I didn't make it as far as I wanted to in baseball... 201 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,945 but I'm doing it in comedy... 202 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:44,320 and I'm doing my half-hour special in Boston. 203 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,761 Tonight could be the biggest night of my life. 204 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:51,728 And for me to be right here where championships and moments have taken place. 205 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:55,859 I feel like Boston deserves to see a championship... 206 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,666 as I celebrate my comedic championship. 207 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:06,970 And I'm gonna take the energy from this bullpen to The Royale. 208 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,737 I'm feeling pumped up, put me in the game. 209 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,808 I am ready to take the stage tonight. 210 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:22,322 James Earl Jones? 211 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,825 Yes. You got it. 212 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,398 Positive energy. 213 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,273 Do you see that? 214 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:43,709 Hash tag, Push and believe. 215 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,984 I mean, I took my Lamictal last night. 216 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,553 Does Fenway have a pharmacy? I need to double check on it. 217 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,121 I mean, I'm okay. 218 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:57,562 You're gonna do great, Steven. You're gonna do great. 219 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,889 That looks perfect. 220 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:04,128 TOM (O.S.): And he recently got a half-hour Comedy Central special. 221 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,234 Great. 222 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,995 If I was directing it, I would have Brody come out... 223 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,735 and go, "Brody, what bothers you about the way things look right now?" 224 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,569 And then have him redo the stage... 225 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,476 and explain why he's redoing what he's redoing. 226 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,549 Hello, Boston. 227 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:23,479 Yes! My beard is perfect for you. 228 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,486 There's nobody like him. 229 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,458 He's-- I hope... 230 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,758 Tom, how do you think I'll do tonight? 231 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,088 TOM (O.S.): I think you'll do incredible. 232 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,255 Look at Jeffrey Tambor. I could be the next Jeffrey Tambor. 233 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,166 You never know what he's gonna do... 234 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,398 and he's very interactive with the crowd. 235 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,903 He just does things that I've never seen any other stand-up do. 236 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,767 I'm known as a pope of comedy. 237 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,283 Not for my jokes, but because I don't have sex. 238 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,638 Someone who's more of a traditional comedian... 239 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,907 is just gonna go up there and do a set... 240 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,575 tell their jokes, please the audience. 241 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:57,953 Brody's show is always different and I really respect that. 242 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,515 The fact that he's in the moment. 243 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,392 A lot of people are gonna say he's cutting edge... 244 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,791 he's just pushing new ground. 245 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,533 He is, but he's also, you know, refreshingly old school... 246 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,529 and he's really into performance. 247 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:12,601 Boston references, openings, hello, model in Pakistan, retiring these jokes. 248 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,442 Very hairy, return to Comedy Central... 13 years. 249 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,808 [BLEEP] 250 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:21,165 Let's go do it. Yes! You got it. Show on. 251 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,608 Positive. Let's do it. Let's have some fun. 252 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,554 Brody, can I do a Vine of you prepping? 253 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,179 You got it. One, two, three. 254 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,276 Yes! Stretching the calves. 255 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:35,258 I messed it up, I'm sorry. Ready? One, two, three. 256 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,058 Stretching in preparation. 257 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,230 My phone's [BLEEP] up. It keeps going. 258 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,029 One, two, three. 259 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,231 Whoo! 260 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,999 I'm getting 30 minutes of TV time that I haven't gotten before. 261 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,703 When I've been on TV, it's always been five minutes here, six minutes there. 262 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,296 Two minutes here, one minute there. 263 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,208 This is 30 minutes, so it's a big deal to me. 264 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,711 TOM (O.S.): So take your time, but whenever you're ready. 265 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,082 Okay, thanks, Tom, I'll be ready in a bit. 266 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,451 TOM (O.S.): You got it. Ten minutes tops. 267 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,449 Maybe nine. Somebody's gotta make the Lamictal run. 268 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,288 I see the set in my head, the beginning, the middle, the end. 269 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,721 That kind of thing and-- 270 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:15,926 You believe in yourself. You go, "Why not me? It is my turn." 271 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:21,133 This is gonna solidify my stance in the comedy world... 272 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,168 if I nail it. 273 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,644 TOM (O.S.): Two minutes. 274 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,106 Do the best. Push, believe, yes. 275 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,075 Have fun, just have fun. 276 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,316 ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Ladies and gentlemen, Brody Stevens! 277 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,523 ( CROWD CHEERING ) 278 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,186 Brody (O.S.): Boston, Massachusetts! 279 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,240 Push, believe, bring it down! 280 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,308 I'm gonna start my show, right about now! Yes! 281 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:04,213 Boston, Massachusetts! 282 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:09,684 What a great town. Harvard, the Celtics, Ben Affleck and Argo. 283 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,246 Give it up for Argo! 284 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:18,255 Positive energy. You got it. Yes! Whoo! 285 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,661 Very hairy. 286 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,034 Growing up, most kids in my neighborhood had Flintstone vitamins. 287 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,195 Somehow I had Rogaine chewables. 288 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:32,165 BRODY (O.S.): Yes! I'm retiring that joke. You got it. 289 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,705 Tonight, I retire these jokes! 290 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,008 I've never seen or heard my parents have sex. 291 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,448 I've smelled it. 292 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,793 Yes! That's a reaction bit. 293 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:52,229 The people with their arms crossed, I felt it and I had to go to that. 294 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,999 I'm intense, twice I charged the mound in T-ball. 295 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:01,497 I went right after that parent's fanny pack... 296 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,644 and why do they call it a fanny pack if it hangs over your genitals? 297 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,082 It should be called the Sack Pack. 298 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:12,608 That's a simple joke. You got it, go ahead and applaud that one. 299 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,975 Look, I want to break some news to you. 300 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:20,094 Was I in The Hangover? 301 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,190 Yes, I was... 302 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,755 but nobody recognizes me. 303 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:34,326 Hangover 1, in it. Hango-- But nobody recognizes me. 304 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,742 In it, Hangover 2, in it. Funny People, cut out of it... 305 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,142 upsetting to me. 306 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,005 But, you know, I don't get recognized. 307 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:49,581 And I'll hang out at a Redbox in front of 7-11... 308 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,016 doing my lines. 309 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,018 Who is this guy with the perfect beard? 310 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,090 Who is this guy with the extreme temple lines? 311 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,393 Who is this guy-- 312 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,810 Arms crossed, negative. Arms crossed, negative. 313 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,609 Hands in your crotch, negative. 314 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,911 Negative, negative, negative, negative, negative! 315 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,445 I'm positive energy. You got it! 316 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,052 Good things are happening to me. 317 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,722 My voice is going. I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna chill. 318 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,124 We can cut this. 319 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,959 My voice is going out. Stay with me! 320 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,334 On the last line, help me out! 321 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,697 Stay with me! Finish strong! 322 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:51,182 I'm different. I snuck pot into Canada. 323 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,351 That's right, I put a one hitter in my urethra. 324 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,521 Smell me, dog. 325 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,790 Already in, booked it. 326 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:03,789 Yes! On that note, let's bring in the drums! 327 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,172 Yes! Believe! 328 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,808 Push! Believe! 329 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,115 Push! 330 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,945 Positive energy! 331 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,122 Boston! 332 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,932 Are we allowed to curse? Sure. 333 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,004 Yeah, why not, okay, yeah. It was [BLEEP] awesome! 334 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,404 It was just this positive energy, thing, man, come on, dude, push. Positive energy. 335 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,208 I would make out with Brody, yeah. Oh, my-- 336 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,142 Yeah. 337 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,553 He was incredibly funny, very original. 338 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,947 Obviously... I have a thing for Jews. 339 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:09,262 So, if this doesn't work out, maybe just think about it, so-- 340 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,389 Honestly, like the way that he was just like ripping apart the Boston crowd. 341 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,255 Like, we know how we are. I thought it was hilarious. 342 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,834 I loved it. 343 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:16,902 I'd make out with him. I mean, if it was the weekend. 344 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,669 I would make out with him on a weekend. 345 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,498 I would, without tequila. 346 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,903 I'd make out with him on the weekend. 347 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,035 Dude's the [BLEEP] man, he tells the truth. 348 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,871 He speaks how it is. 349 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,506 Brody, you're my boy, man. Love your jokes. 350 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,012 You got that [BLEEP]. Got you. 351 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,184 Brody Steven rocks, positive energy. You got it! 352 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,222 You got it! 353 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,219 You got it! You got it! 354 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,051 You got it. 355 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,216 Enjoy it! 356 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:45,094 Enjoy it! Enjoy it! 357 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,262 Was it good? I don't know. 358 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,727 Whoo! 359 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,661 Get this on camera, Dave. 360 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:54,927 Yes! Push and believe. You got it. 361 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,937 You like stole the set notes. 362 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:02,010 I felt I did very good. I was happy with that. 363 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:06,451 I didn't like that my voice was going out, but what could I do? 364 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,379 I told Comedy Central I'd do 17 interviews. 365 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,988 They were nice. They were with me. 366 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,260 I had some fans. I didn't realize how many fans I had until after. 367 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,260 Hey, Baron. Bring it in, positive energy. 368 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,732 You got it. Yes. We did it. 369 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,531 Incredible. We did it. 370 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,333 A master, I can't believe you got that much energy out of the audience this late at night. 371 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,497 I pushed them. 372 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,695 Pushed them? They were with you at every single moment. 373 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,637 You were like a cake that they kept eating... 374 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,312 and every time they ate some more cake, appeared lighter. 375 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,282 This is endless cake! 376 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,449 Thanks, Baron, I appreciate it. Yes! 377 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,748 You did it. I can't wait until after-- 378 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,380 You got it. You got it. 379 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,875 Quiet, I'm ready and go. 380 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,547 You know, it's exciting to think that 20 years ago... 381 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,017 there was this little cable access show... 382 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,085 and here's this guy with his own Comedy Central half hour. 383 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,134 These stories don't happen, you know? 384 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,560 People try to make these stories happen. 385 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,496 But this is a real one. 386 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,601 Brody's like surpassed me, I mean, at this moment... 387 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,903 I think if you want to look at career-wise... 388 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:04,966 Brody's higher up than I am. 389 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,444 It makes me feel-- I feel a little [BLEEP]... 390 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,544 but there's no jealousy. 391 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,206 I got almost nothing going on, you know? 392 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,675 30 Rock is done, not filming that. 393 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,184 I'm not doing any movies, so I'm happy as hell for him. 394 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,717 Brody could be like an A-list celebrity. 395 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,924 You know, have millions of dollars and still be like... 396 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,556 Hey, Brody, can you-- we still want you to do warm-up. 397 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,803 Yeah, I'm on the cover of Rolling Stone. 398 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,258 What time should I be there? 399 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,468 I'll bring the tambourine. 400 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,669 He just loves what he does, you know? 401 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,141 It's kind of what he was born to do. 402 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,008 He has more amazing projects to come. 403 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,438 Everyone's just rooting for him. 404 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:46,881 If I had a network, I'd invest a lot in Brody. 405 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,253 I would, this is on Comedy Central now, right? All right. 406 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,883 Brody! 407 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,358 Talent only. Excuse me, guys. 408 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,364 I'm talent! 409 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,026 Why can't I get in there? 410 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,334 Is there an app to get me in? 411 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,136 Here I go. Son of a bitch! 31545

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