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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,260 Ladies and gentlemen, roll up, roll up! 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:14,070 Lend me your ears as I astound you... 3 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:34,130 - How was the exam? - I think I got through okay. 4 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:36,460 I sort of burnt out. 5 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:39,760 When I'm cornered, I tackle head-on. 6 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,170 I give up too easily, I guess. 7 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:45,270 Take a dip with me. 8 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,040 -You sure do like it! - It gives me energy. 9 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:59,010 People these days don't watch programs 10 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:03,250 like The Life Cycle of Rice or Seasons the Village. 11 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,820 You're exaggerating. 12 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:07,830 I'm telling the truth. 13 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,190 With these ratings, forget in-house production. 14 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,620 And we don't have the staff. 15 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,500 True, Motorist? 16 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,730 Not really. 17 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:23,280 I kind of like the way this place is run. 18 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,840 But everyone else has left. 19 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:32,520 Sol guess financially the situation is a bit tight. 20 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,490 Chief, what about sponsors? 21 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:40,190 Our ratings are so far behind the others 22 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:44,270 that we can't depend on their good will. 23 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:48,100 When TV Trendy was still Shamanism-TV 24 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:50,070 we'd help each other. 25 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,740 Without programs from Tokyo 26 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:55,740 we'll have had it. 27 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,150 But TV Trendy gets the biggest hits. 28 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:04,590 Smaller hits will do. It's better than nothing. 29 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:07,280 How about it, sir? 30 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,990 Don't warm yourselves at someone else's fire. 31 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,260 We only broadcast our own programs. 32 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:23,500 If we can't make any, go film some river or hill. 33 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:27,470 Everyone can appreciate their beauty. 34 00:02:28,510 --> 00:02:32,500 I have no intention of changing our policy. 35 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,120 Boss? 36 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:47,190 Boss! 37 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:53,260 Call the ambulance! 38 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:40,200 What beautiful weather... 39 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:45,450 "WEATHER WOMAN RETURNS" 40 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:05,660 It's enough to remind a widow of her late husband. 41 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:10,290 Now let me count. One, two, three, four... 42 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,670 I really wonder... 43 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:54,510 why they had to leave us so early. 44 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,560 - Some tea. - Thank you. 45 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,370 What will happen to Higashiosaka-TV? 46 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,000 To be honest, Keiko, 47 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:25,050 that's what brings me here today. 48 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,680 - I believe you're to run it. - Well... 49 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:34,320 It was virtually run on your father's willpower. 50 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,560 And I regret to say it's in financial trouble. 51 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:40,820 Will you close it down? 52 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,630 We're in debt to various creditors. 53 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:49,270 You could even end up inheriting the debt. 54 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,600 Before that happens, we'd better close down. 55 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,820 He tried so hard. 56 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,190 I'm sorry. 57 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:16,860 We don't have his sort of power. 58 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,880 Excuse me. 59 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:31,940 Yes? 60 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:39,880 Can I help you? 61 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,510 We're from TV Trendy. 62 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,590 We need to talk to you. 63 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,030 I've got a visitor now. 64 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,690 It won't take long. 65 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,670 So, you're his daughter. 66 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,740 And you? 67 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,450 I'm the managing director of TV Trendy. 68 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,350 Legume Maharashtra. 69 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,660 How do you do? 70 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:24,190 I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your father's funeral. 71 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:27,160 You know, I have a lot of... 72 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,630 business to do. 73 00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:36,670 Is there something I can do for you? 74 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:42,310 Yes. Pay back the money your father owed us. 75 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,080 How much is it? 76 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,190 Take a good look. 77 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,430 This much? 78 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:09,440 My late father lent him the money as a favor 79 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:12,080 when they were close friends. 80 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:16,170 Higashiosaka-TV is finished, isn't it? 81 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,760 If you're short of cash, I can take the station instead. 82 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:30,360 It still wouldn't cover the debt. 83 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:34,100 Higashiosaka-TV is not finished. 84 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,800 It's not? What do you mean? 85 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,440 I'm taking over. 86 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,570 Stop joking! 87 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,350 I'm not joking. 88 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:54,140 I'll follow my father and produce programs. 89 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:30,990 - Tell me what to do. - There's no hope. 90 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,960 What can we expect 91 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:36,360 from a schoolgirl with no TV experience? 92 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,260 True, Motorist? 93 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:39,860 No... 94 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,640 When they're planning a new product in Tokyo 95 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,110 I hear that they poll schoolgirls. 96 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,340 I think this may turn out to be interesting. 97 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:56,280 But I guess we will have to work hard. 98 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,120 Sorry I'm late. 99 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,120 - Boyfriend trouble? - Quiet, Oshawa. 100 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:08,130 That's okay. It's my fault I'm late. 101 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:12,500 It won't happen again. I quit school today. 102 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:16,660 You shouldn't have done that. 103 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,040 Shall we get started? Take a seat. 104 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,090 Please... 105 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,420 I'd like to say a few words. 106 00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:41,390 I'm succeeding my late father as managing director. 107 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,660 I'm Keiko Kannada. Please support me. 108 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,490 Managing Director's Office 109 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:16,590 Higashiosaka? 110 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,820 Yes. 111 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:22,120 Thank you, madam. 112 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,380 Did you want something? 113 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,950 How's the girl doing? 114 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,850 She's quit school. 115 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,950 - She's serious, then. - So it seems. 116 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,460 Tell me, Higashiosaka. Is she... 117 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:56,920 your type? 118 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:01,130 - What do you mean? - Do you want her? 119 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,960 Or don't you? 120 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:08,370 I don't have a taste for teenage girls, madam. 121 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,240 Oh, really? 122 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,640 I think I do. 123 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,860 A young girl like her, 124 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,530 naive and arrogant enough 125 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,920 to believe she can achieve anything... 126 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,570 It makes me want to crush her. 127 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:37,800 Higashiosaka... 128 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,540 Yes, madam. 129 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,240 Come closer. 130 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,680 Yes, madam. 131 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:02,920 I want you to report her every move. 132 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,230 This will be fun, and I'll make it last. 133 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,270 It's a pleasure rarely found in a backwater like this. 134 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,030 Do it. 135 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,830 - Now? - Now. 136 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:42,560 - But it's still daytime... - It doesn't matter. 137 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,360 I do it when I want to. 138 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,480 That's howl am. 139 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,410 I understand. 140 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,540 I see. 141 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,460 We have close to zero ratings... 142 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,620 hardly any sponsors... 143 00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:42,590 huge debts and not much of a production budget. 144 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,430 We sure are in big trouble. 145 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:51,130 First of all, we have to make viewers turn to us. 146 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,600 I agree. 147 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:57,230 As I said, the best way is to buy programs from Tokyo. 148 00:16:57,410 --> 00:17:01,410 That's not what Dad wanted... I mean, the former director. 149 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:05,280 He worked hard to maintain this station's policy 150 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:08,450 which is to produce our own programs. 151 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:12,720 Like father, like daughter. You really are stubborn. 152 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,890 Keiko... 153 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,390 Chief. 154 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,160 Sorry. 155 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:22,500 Director, I have to agree with Oshawa. 156 00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:26,300 Even ratings that are just mediocre 157 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,740 will make our sponsors happy. 158 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:38,950 So, it's decided. 159 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:41,550 Isn't it, Motorist? 160 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,530 No. It seems to me she's still thinking. 161 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,330 I'm sorry. 162 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,230 Leave it with me until tomorrow. 163 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,400 I'll think it through myself. 164 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,340 What a beautiful moon! 165 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,260 It's impossible. 166 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,160 Why? 167 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,560 We're not a national network. 168 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:05,670 Big names like that aren't interested. 169 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,670 - Did you ask them? - I don't need to. 170 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:14,180 Even if we do, I bet their schedules wouldn't allow it. 171 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,580 But what if they could fit us in 172 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,590 and they could come? 173 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,920 And we then produced a program we devised? 174 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,490 I'm sure people would watch us. 175 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,330 It's not practical. 176 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,560 Is it, Motorist? 177 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,500 Well... 178 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,970 If we shoot it locally with a live audience 179 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,370 I feel it could be a hit. 180 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,200 Good publicity, too. 181 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,570 What are you raving about? 182 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,910 Maybe he's right. 183 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,250 What we need is an injection of talent from Tokyo 184 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,410 while keeping our policy. 185 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,680 This idea would achieve both things. 186 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,190 But can we afford it? 187 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,130 Talent doesn't come cheap. 188 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,360 One extra zero, I suppose. 189 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,200 That's it. 190 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:15,140 Money and talent to make a program. 191 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,300 That's all we need, right? 192 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,410 Easy to say... 193 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:27,620 Higashiosaka-TV Hand-made Television 194 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:37,260 Justify do it, Keiko. 195 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:47,310 Want some bananas? 300 yen a bunch. 196 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,940 One, please. 197 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,090 Excuse me. 198 00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:05,420 - This way, please. - Thank you. 199 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,570 Sorry to disturb you. 200 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,750 What is it? 201 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:35,580 Will you make me a loan? 202 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,420 What? 203 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:43,860 I need money to make a new program. 204 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:49,260 Do you know what you're saying? 205 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,460 Yes. 206 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:54,560 You already owe me money. You do know that. 207 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,910 Can't you see I need money to pay you back? 208 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,890 What do you think? 209 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,720 She is logical. 210 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,630 Yes. 211 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,330 Logical but stupid. 212 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,540 Never mind. 213 00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:30,840 I don't know what kind of program you have in mind 214 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,700 but I hope it'll be a hit 215 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:36,940 and you'll pay me back with interest. 216 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:41,150 It may take time, but I'll pay you back. 217 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,690 What if you can't pay me back? 218 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:46,330 I don't consider that possibility. 219 00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:50,520 But listen. 220 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,230 I can't lose any of our ratings to your station. 221 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:59,560 We're competing for the same turf. 222 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,370 I'm well aware of that. 223 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:46,810 I'll get more fun out of her than I thought. 224 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,080 Madam. 225 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:50,920 I wonder how the program will be? 226 00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:55,650 It seems they're trying to get celebrities from Tokyo. 227 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,370 She's crazy. 228 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,270 Connections are everything in show business. 229 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:08,810 There's no way a star's agent 230 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:12,610 would talk to a chit from a country TV station. 231 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,010 Is there? 232 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,170 Madam. 233 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:27,890 Very well. 234 00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:33,090 The world isn't as easy a place as she thinks. 235 00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:36,660 I'll teach her that lesson. 236 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,010 Maybe we should have made an appointment. 237 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:23,820 We'll just turn up. Or else they won't want to know us. 238 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:29,350 Talent Agency 239 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:42,870 Sorry I kept you waiting. The phone won't stop. 240 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,200 Sorry to disturb you. 241 00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:47,170 Have a seat. 242 00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:51,180 What were we to discuss? 243 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:55,650 We're planning a show to promote our station. 244 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,940 Yes, I remember. 245 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,080 It looks like this. 246 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:03,880 Fantastic Comedy Live... 247 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:11,160 Sorry. 248 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:13,690 Yes? 249 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,170 Excuse me. 250 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:20,360 A call from Mr. Yamagata of Tokyo-TV. 251 00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:23,530 Oh, right... Excuse me a moment. 252 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:26,110 It never stops! 253 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,720 That's the only time he's available. 254 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:48,460 It's supposed to be his day off. 255 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,260 Sorry? What? 256 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,470 He had 13 takes? You had to change the roll off him? 257 00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:57,200 He gave you a hard time, did he? 258 00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:59,140 That's awful... 259 00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,580 I feel sorry every time... 260 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:37,170 Yes! 261 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:40,250 Absolutely, by all means... 262 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:43,580 let's do it. 263 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,290 - Do you mean it? - Oh, yes. 264 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,650 And I want to discuss some details with you 265 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,830 alone, in a separate room. 266 00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:00,800 Please, come on in. 267 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:05,410 Keep going. 268 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,750 What are you doing? Stop it! 269 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,810 Stop it, please! 270 00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:16,620 I can see your panties! 271 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:19,460 Hit me again! 272 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:34,570 - We're back. - Hello. 273 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:37,110 Welcome back. 274 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,680 Looks like it didn't go well. 275 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,340 We don't know that yet. 276 00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:51,080 We asked as many people for help as we could. 277 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:01,320 This is Higashiosaka-TV, hand-made television. 278 00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:03,800 Wait a moment, please. 279 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,400 It's for you, boss. 280 00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:14,410 Hello. This is Miss Kannada. 281 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,080 That's right, we visited you. 282 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,280 We met Mr. Morin and gave him our outline. 283 00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:25,530 That's right. 284 00:29:25,690 --> 00:29:28,790 Actually, we read your outline later 285 00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:31,420 and we thought it was interesting. 286 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:34,300 I was wondering if you'd like to use 287 00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:36,960 our Murasaki and his Nonsense Nines. 288 00:29:37,570 --> 00:29:38,770 What? 289 00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,940 Really? 290 00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:42,500 Yes! 291 00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:44,710 Thank you very much. 292 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:48,010 Yes. Straight away. 293 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:50,850 It's agreed, then. 294 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:55,460 If there's anything else, call me on my mobile. 295 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,920 I'm often out of the office. 296 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:04,820 We have Murasaki and his Nonsense Nines. 297 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,330 Truly? 298 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,260 That's great! 299 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,340 They're really hot, aren't they? 300 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:15,070 We've got to start preparing straight away. 301 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,950 Can you find some sponsors, Chief? 302 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,410 I sure will. 303 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,750 Ramayana Theater 304 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:36,190 TV-H presents Murakami and his Nonsense Nines 305 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,500 Motorist... 306 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:45,140 We have no one to mind the camera. 307 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,770 Hang a " Don't Touch" sign on it. 308 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,540 Mr. Saito... 309 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:57,610 if this goes well, we'll be on the way up, won't we? 310 00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:00,750 You bet, Keiko. 311 00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:04,090 I mean... yes, Director. 312 00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:08,520 You are indeed Mr. Nakadaf's daughter. 313 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,460 If I'd taken over, I'd have given up already. 314 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,000 You've been doing a fine job. 315 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:58,380 What? That's strange. 316 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,640 They should be on that bus. 317 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,880 This is bad. 318 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:07,420 The next bus arrives after the show's started. 319 00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:09,280 It's disastrous... 320 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,420 - Excuse me. - Yes? 321 00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:14,080 Are you from Higashiosaka-TV? 322 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,630 Yes, we are. 323 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,930 That's great! 324 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,830 Thank you for giving us the gig. 325 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:27,070 You're not Murakami and his Nonsense Nines. 326 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:30,340 No. We're Newfoundlander... 327 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:32,740 the Meat-Beaters. 328 00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:35,750 Start the show now! 329 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,080 Come on! 330 00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:47,650 It's a worry. It's a packed house. 331 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,160 What's going on? 332 00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:54,130 I think you misunderstood me. 333 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,270 No, it can't be my misunderstanding. 334 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,270 You definitely said so. 335 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:02,400 But Wankojerkoff and the Meat-Beaters 336 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,510 are very funny, you know. 337 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:10,570 It's my fault. I should have checked. 338 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,650 But we have to put something on. 339 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,390 - I'll talk to the audience. - No, I'll do it. 340 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,520 It's my responsibility. 341 00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:36,340 How delicious! 342 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,260 Hello, everyone, we're the Meat-Beaters! 343 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:40,100 A school sketch... 344 00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:43,170 Hi, everyone. I'm the popular teacher 345 00:34:43,340 --> 00:34:44,830 Mr. Big Nose. 346 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,450 All right? 347 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,450 I give education counseling. 348 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:54,380 Ishida, you're good enough to go to university. 349 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,350 You may go now. 350 00:34:56,820 --> 00:35:00,590 I'm finished with lshida. I don't need this now. 351 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,830 Wait a minute, Teacher. 352 00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:07,260 Don't litter, please. 353 00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:09,660 - Sorry. - A student may see you. 354 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,930 - Aren't you a student? - Well... 355 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:16,770 You're not the caretaker! What are you doing? 356 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,170 Cleaning! 357 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:24,180 Hang on! Waved hair is banned at school. 358 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,750 Hang on! Big noses are banned at school. 359 00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:29,410 It's natural. 360 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:38,090 It's time to show you my first act. 361 00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:42,100 It may make you sleep, or pout, 362 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:45,330 it may get on your tits, or grab your crotch! 363 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:50,770 Hello, I'm Wanko... Oh, naughty, naughty. 364 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,710 Nice to meet you. I'm Wankojerkoff. 365 00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:56,840 I specialize in below-the-beltjokes. 366 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,490 Sorry, those were brainy jokes. 367 00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:02,850 Now we'll get to the meat of the act. 368 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,720 Talking about that, 369 00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:08,050 as I'm an old man and getting tired, 370 00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:10,930 I need a tonic to stimulate me. 371 00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:19,160 Sticky! 372 00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:21,810 That's the climax of the act. 373 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:29,950 Let's play with the towel... 374 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,950 Banana up your bum. 375 00:36:40,330 --> 00:36:43,060 Rub your eyes with a yellow radish. 376 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,000 Umbilical cord... 377 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:57,410 The blame is entirely mine. 378 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,710 Please forgive me. 379 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:04,010 I thought the show was pretty funny myself. 380 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:08,190 Funny? We as good as swindled the audience. 381 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,420 It's terribly harsh of you to say that. 382 00:37:13,630 --> 00:37:16,720 Certainly it's not the show we advertised. 383 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:20,130 The audience has every right to blame us. 384 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,030 It's all right. 385 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:25,800 We did the best we could. Right? 386 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:30,100 Yes. I'll be more careful next time. 387 00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:33,570 - Next time? - Yes. 388 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:37,550 We must do something to restore our reputation. 389 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,620 We need something new. 390 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:42,760 Which is to buy programs from Tokyo. 391 00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:45,380 Let's work it out together. 392 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:48,190 What are you talking about? 393 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:52,100 Don't you agree? Aren't| right? 394 00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:57,930 Isn't Higashiosaka-TV's motto " Hand-made Television”? 395 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,330 Okay. Let's discuss it right now. 396 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,110 Right! 397 00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:09,840 Oh... 398 00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:13,970 Good evening. 399 00:39:18,850 --> 00:39:21,290 You're in a bad mood again. 400 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,490 Try looking cheerful just for once. 401 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:44,010 If you frown too much 402 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:46,940 it may affect your drinking. 403 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,930 So, Megumi and you aren't so close? 404 00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:12,100 I'm sure she knows deep down 405 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:17,330 that you're the one who made her what she is now. 406 00:40:20,610 --> 00:40:22,340 I run this bar 407 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,640 as my father's TV station doesn't interest me. 408 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:28,950 She wants to build her empire 409 00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:33,080 as much as she wanted to make it big in Tokyo. 410 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,960 - Weather report? - That's right. 411 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,700 The future will be the era of the weather report. 412 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:53,540 Last night at home, my mother and I discussed 413 00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:58,280 what information is of most importance to the viewers. 414 00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,280 It's the weather report. 415 00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:02,820 Everyone has a weather report. 416 00:41:03,190 --> 00:41:04,320 I know. 417 00:41:04,490 --> 00:41:06,620 Sol think it would be great 418 00:41:06,790 --> 00:41:09,260 if we could make a weather report 419 00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:11,760 unlike any other ever produced. 420 00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:13,760 That's my suggestion. 421 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,470 It sounds interesting. 422 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,060 Certainly the weather report 423 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:22,610 is the information most relevant to daily life. 424 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,110 But we need to present it with a big impact 425 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,740 that makes it different from others. 426 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:33,650 We used to do our own news and weather 427 00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:37,010 until the presenter quit to get married. 428 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,720 Mr. Nakadai was preoccupied with his own program then. 429 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,230 We've done without since. 430 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:49,560 But when we had it, the weather rated the highest. 431 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,870 I think it's not bad. What do you think? 432 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,670 Yes. Shall we go ahead? 433 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:59,700 - Mother will be glad. - I think it's a good idea. 434 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,880 If you all like it... 435 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:11,090 Done! Let's explore ideas for a new era of weather reports. 436 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,200 You know him, don't you? 437 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:27,700 Yes. 438 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:31,240 Please explain. 439 00:42:35,850 --> 00:42:40,580 He says he wants to quit Higashiosaka-TV and join us. 440 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,120 What do you think? 441 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:52,660 |fit's all right with you it's all right with me. 442 00:42:56,770 --> 00:42:58,330 I see. 443 00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:00,930 Then I'll give him a job. 444 00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:03,340 - Thank you, madam. - But... 445 00:43:05,010 --> 00:43:07,380 you'll stay at Higashiosaka-TV. 446 00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:10,240 Let's call you an employee on loan. 447 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:51,650 Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day... 448 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:56,420 Weather Woman Contest 449 00:43:57,460 --> 00:44:00,430 I'll now announce the name of the girl 450 00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:03,500 who'll present Higashiosaka-TV's new program 451 00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:05,930 Rain, Rain, Go Away. 452 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:08,100 The winner is... 453 00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:15,910 Contestant No. 3, Miss Yoshiko lchinose! 454 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,880 Congratulations! 455 00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:26,720 Congratulations! 456 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,170 Nice bananas... 457 00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:16,100 Look at our weather girl. How's that for a body? 458 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,900 Get your bananas... 459 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,640 - Look! - Nice bananas... 460 00:45:20,810 --> 00:45:23,840 The Body will present our weather report. 461 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:27,210 What a shape! What an idea! You can't lose! 462 00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:29,750 Yes! She's a bombshell. 463 00:45:29,890 --> 00:45:32,590 - Sir, sir, excuse me... - What? 464 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:36,530 Please become a sponsor of this program. Please! 465 00:45:49,010 --> 00:45:50,840 Yes. That's right. 466 00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:53,000 All in-house production. 467 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:56,620 A first in regional TV. Very original. 468 00:45:56,780 --> 00:46:01,080 We'd be grateful if you'd cover it in an article. 469 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:38,460 She's persistent, isn't she? 470 00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:39,610 Yes. 471 00:46:48,430 --> 00:46:51,730 Does she really believe she can do it? 472 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,000 I suppose she does. 473 00:46:55,810 --> 00:46:58,370 The harder she tries, 474 00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:02,950 the more excited it makes me to crush her hopes. 475 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,390 Anything else? 476 00:48:14,690 --> 00:48:15,980 Boss! 477 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,490 It's part of your duties. 478 00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:33,660 Higashiosaka-TV presents Ram Ram Ge Away live 479 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,490 We'll be all right this time. 480 00:49:38,570 --> 00:49:41,100 - Director! - What's wrong? 481 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:44,330 - Yoshiko... - Calm down. 482 00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:48,780 Yoshiko suddenly got sick after lunch. 483 00:49:48,950 --> 00:49:51,420 We've just called the am balance. 484 00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:55,650 - I can't believe it. - What can we do? 485 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,390 It's almost show time. 486 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,770 Now... 487 00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:21,940 I'll show you how cruel the world can be. 488 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,100 Go out there and do it. 489 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,980 Good evening. I'm Keiko Nakadai. 490 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:58,250 The Weather Girl Search winner Yoshiko lchinose 491 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,410 has unfortunately fallen ill. 492 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:02,820 So I'll be your presenter 493 00:51:02,990 --> 00:51:06,220 for our new weather program Rain, Rain, Go Away. 494 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:10,260 First, the general outlook. 495 00:51:10,530 --> 00:51:12,460 A low has moved east... 496 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:35,610 So, you want to make a fool of yourself. 497 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:53,070 Next, the local forecast... 498 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,090 And that's the weather. Thank you for listening. 499 00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:34,110 Now it's time to say "Rain, rain, go away." 500 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:50,160 -This is TV-H. - Please hold. 501 00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:53,420 You want to talk to Keiko? 502 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,400 Hello, yes... 503 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:02,400 Wait a moment, please. 504 00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:06,180 This is Higashiosaka-TV. 505 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:08,810 Thank you very much. 506 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,010 Please hold on. 507 00:53:11,180 --> 00:53:15,050 In fact, she's our director, not hired talent. 508 00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:19,490 What you did was a world first. Can you comment? 509 00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:21,260 Not really. 510 00:53:21,430 --> 00:53:24,360 My idea was to present something unique 511 00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:27,970 to make viewers turn to Higashiosaka-TV. 512 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,000 That's all I wanted. 513 00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:33,930 Any message to the viewers of the world? 514 00:53:36,810 --> 00:53:40,970 Keep watching Higashiosaka-TV, hand-made television. 515 00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:49,020 In my twenty years as mayor of Yamanaka 516 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:53,650 I've never had a moment as happy as this. 517 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:56,390 I'll give my full support 518 00:53:56,530 --> 00:54:00,160 to Miss Nakadai, and to Higashiosaka-TV, 519 00:54:00,330 --> 00:54:04,170 and I'll make sure the whole town does too. 520 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,500 Good luck and don't give up. 521 00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:11,000 You're the pride of the town. 522 00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:18,350 I'm so happy to hear that. 523 00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:22,380 That story was from the town of Yamanaka 524 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:27,430 which is celebrating a world first in weather reports. 525 00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:29,730 Nice story, eh? 526 00:54:31,930 --> 00:54:34,090 That little chit! 527 00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:37,700 Even the Tokyo stations are covering her. 528 00:54:37,870 --> 00:54:40,400 So, she won't stop resisting me! 529 00:54:45,910 --> 00:54:47,140 Hello. 530 00:54:47,310 --> 00:54:49,940 This is Hayashibara from TV Trendy. 531 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,140 Miss Nakadai, please. 532 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,350 She'll be with reporters all day today. 533 00:54:55,490 --> 00:54:58,010 I can get her to call you back. 534 00:54:58,190 --> 00:54:59,920 Is that right? 535 00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:02,190 Don't bother. 536 00:55:02,390 --> 00:55:05,360 Congratulations on the ratings. 537 00:55:05,530 --> 00:55:07,690 That's all I wanted to say. 538 00:55:20,210 --> 00:55:21,700 Sakaguchi... 539 00:55:22,350 --> 00:55:25,810 You and Yoshikawa will bring Keiko to me. 540 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:29,150 That's right. 541 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:33,450 Bring her alive. 542 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,320 Yes! 543 00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:08,830 This plan sure will promote our town. 544 00:56:10,130 --> 00:56:13,330 The town hall will give it every support. 545 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:17,800 We'll broadcast simultaneously. 546 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:20,940 We can share staff and equipment. 547 00:56:21,770 --> 00:56:26,010 I see. It's not a bad idea for both our stations. 548 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,540 It's a synergistic approach. 549 00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:32,080 I've heard my father and your former director 550 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,740 used to have joint programs. 551 00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:38,780 But you said Megumi herself wants to appear. 552 00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,320 Is it true? 553 00:56:40,490 --> 00:56:41,480 Yes. 554 00:56:41,990 --> 00:56:46,630 Unless we stop our dependency on programs from Tokyo 555 00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,230 we'll lose our viewers. 556 00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:52,390 This is a chance for us 557 00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:55,100 to impress with our originality 558 00:56:55,270 --> 00:56:58,730 as we head towards the multimedia era. 559 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:01,940 It seems to me 560 00:57:02,110 --> 00:57:06,480 Ms. Hayashibara was inspired by your heroic act. 561 00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:08,180 Really? 562 00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:09,980 You bet! 563 00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:13,580 Now... let's make a deal. 564 00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:18,820 This will draw attention from all over the world. 565 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:24,560 As the mayor, I'll be very proud. 566 00:57:27,470 --> 00:57:30,440 What's the meaning of this, Sakaguchi? 567 00:57:30,610 --> 00:57:34,940 The joint program will be officially announced tomorrow. 568 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:36,740 If you agree. 569 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,980 It has nothing to do with me. 570 00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:42,850 But the whole world will be watching us. 571 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,790 It will be good for TV Trendy. 572 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,330 I told you to bring Keiko to me. Remember? 573 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,460 Yes. 574 00:57:53,530 --> 00:57:54,760 Well... 575 00:57:55,870 --> 00:58:00,330 Did seeing that brat's panties do something to you? 576 00:58:02,310 --> 00:58:04,000 What do you mean? 577 00:58:04,410 --> 00:58:06,640 Do you intend to defy me? 578 00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:08,910 No, I don't. 579 00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:12,640 Who made you what you are now? 580 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,010 You did. 581 00:58:17,790 --> 00:58:21,090 Then shut up and do as I tell you! 582 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,290 That's enough, Megumi! 583 00:58:28,930 --> 00:58:31,700 What... what did you say? 584 00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:35,330 You're the one who's above herself. 585 00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:37,710 How dare you! 586 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,080 That's... 587 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,810 Wasn't that you? 588 01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:35,650 Young and naive, 589 01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:38,590 convinced you could achieve anything, 590 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,060 self-important, stupid and pretentious. 591 01:01:42,230 --> 01:01:44,130 I became a different person 592 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:46,770 when Shamanism-TV became TV Trendy. 593 01:01:46,930 --> 01:01:50,990 You can't claim that until you fight it out with Keiko. 594 01:01:51,170 --> 01:01:53,470 That schoolgirl won't beat me! 595 01:01:53,610 --> 01:01:54,940 Listen! 596 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:59,040 You've just used what your father built. 597 01:02:00,910 --> 01:02:03,470 Why don't you seriously try 598 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,440 putting your strength to the test? 599 01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:19,090 Higashiosaka-TV and TV Trendy jointly present 600 01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:22,430 The Weather Woman Title Match 601 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,070 Good evening, viewers. 602 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,370 Tonight we're broadcasting live 603 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:32,830 the event of the century, The Weather Woman Title Match 604 01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:37,450 co-produced by Higashiosaka-TV and TV Trendy. 605 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:39,640 We hope you enjoy it. 606 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:44,660 Our guest commentator from The World Weather Council 607 01:02:44,820 --> 01:02:47,450 is Mr. Peter Weather. 608 01:02:47,860 --> 01:02:51,420 Good evening. I'm Peter Weather. 609 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:55,660 I'm really looking forward to this event today. 610 01:02:55,830 --> 01:02:59,400 - Thank you for having me. - Thank you. 611 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:05,340 Now I'll give an explanation 612 01:03:05,510 --> 01:03:08,950 of how the contest will be conducted. 613 01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:12,410 There will be three rounds. 614 01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:15,210 The first round will be... 615 01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:19,420 The Weather Quiz 616 01:03:19,590 --> 01:03:22,290 in which the two would-be weather women 617 01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,900 display their weather know-how. 618 01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:28,970 The second round is three bouts of arm wrestling. 619 01:03:29,130 --> 01:03:33,500 This will test their physical strength. 620 01:03:33,670 --> 01:03:37,910 The third round is called "I Am The Weather Woman.” 621 01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:40,310 This is a charm contest 622 01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:44,080 with the two contenders giving a weather report. 623 01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:48,820 The results of the three rounds, together with... 624 01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:50,660 What was it? 625 01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:53,290 Yes... points awarded by the judges 626 01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:57,020 will be added to the computer analysis 627 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,660 based on the data collected directly 628 01:04:00,830 --> 01:04:03,600 from randomly selected viewers. 629 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,900 The scores will appear 630 01:04:06,070 --> 01:04:08,010 on this high-tech display. 631 01:04:09,010 --> 01:04:13,710 And now, let me introduce tonighfs judges. 632 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:19,340 First, the cult movie actress and nympho Kiyomi Ito. 633 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:23,110 Next, representing a big talent agency, 634 01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,920 Ryuji Yamamoto. 635 01:04:25,090 --> 01:04:26,920 Ryuji is a pervert. 636 01:04:27,090 --> 01:04:28,490 Yes, indeed. 637 01:04:28,660 --> 01:04:32,620 Next, the choreographer and drunk Chieko Maruyama. 638 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,760 She can really put it away. 639 01:04:34,930 --> 01:04:38,730 Then a film director, name and age unknown. 640 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:42,600 His films are too radical to be shown to the public. 641 01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:46,570 The stories surrounding them have made him a legend. 642 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:50,240 And lastly, the mayor of Yamanaka, 643 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,150 Mr. Daizaburo Shimizu. 644 01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:56,250 Yamanaka Hot Springs are the best! 645 01:05:01,390 --> 01:05:05,060 The title match will start right after this message. 646 01:05:05,230 --> 01:05:07,960 Stay tuned for this exciting event. 647 01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:13,400 Yamanaka Hot Springs make you happy! 648 01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:17,170 The best hot springs are Yamanaka Hot Springs! 649 01:05:17,410 --> 01:05:23,210 Plenty of nature in Yamanaka Hot Springs! 650 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:31,420 Think hot springs... think Yamanaka Hot Springs! 651 01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:41,160 We now present Keiko Nakadai and Megumi Hayashibara. 652 01:05:41,330 --> 01:05:43,270 Give them a big hand. 653 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,830 Best of luck. 654 01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:26,810 First question. 655 01:06:27,010 --> 01:06:30,240 What is a moist air mass that hits mountains, 656 01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:34,010 becoming a hot dry wind in the valley beyond? 657 01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:36,150 A foehn. 658 01:06:51,670 --> 01:06:53,140 Second question. 659 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:57,400 A high summer's day is when the temperature rises above... 660 01:06:58,510 --> 01:07:00,000 30 degrees. 661 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,650 Final question. 662 01:07:14,830 --> 01:07:17,560 A hazy sky at cherry-blossom time is... 663 01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:19,420 Hanagumori. 664 01:07:42,550 --> 01:07:44,520 No need to get desperate. 665 01:07:44,690 --> 01:07:47,390 I'll beat her in the arm wrestling! 666 01:07:49,060 --> 01:07:52,220 Keiko secured an overwhelming victory. 667 01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:54,560 Your comment, Mr. Weather? 668 01:07:54,730 --> 01:07:57,960 I was surprised. 669 01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:01,110 Her weather knowledge is amazing. 670 01:08:01,270 --> 01:08:03,170 Just as I'd expected. 671 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,140 Now the second round. 672 01:08:05,310 --> 01:08:08,800 Will Megumi be able to bounce back? 673 01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:11,180 Let's find out right now. 674 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:37,100 Megumi's strong! 675 01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,900 Game's over. 676 01:10:07,230 --> 01:10:09,500 Megumi is the winner. 677 01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:18,100 Ready... Go! 678 01:10:19,940 --> 01:10:22,240 Megumi's going strong again. 679 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:44,130 The King of Purgatives 680 01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:46,130 Works even on horses! 681 01:10:55,010 --> 01:10:58,850 Believe in yourself and you'll be all right. 682 01:11:01,820 --> 01:11:04,650 Yes, I know. 683 01:11:12,630 --> 01:11:16,120 The score so far is one game all. 684 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,270 It's a close contest. 685 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,340 Let's look at the computer analysis. 686 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:28,940 That's even too. 687 01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:31,670 What a great match! 688 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:36,010 Isn't the final round worth waiting for, Mr. Weather? 689 01:11:36,190 --> 01:11:37,210 Indeed. 690 01:11:37,390 --> 01:11:39,980 Even to my experienced eye 691 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,620 their standards are high. 692 01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:46,250 Each of them deserves the Weather Woman title. 693 01:11:46,430 --> 01:11:49,420 I'm looking forward to the final round. 694 01:11:50,670 --> 01:11:52,500 In the final round 695 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,300 each of them will display 696 01:11:55,470 --> 01:11:57,770 their charms as weather women 697 01:11:57,940 --> 01:12:00,540 in the best way they know how. 698 01:12:00,710 --> 01:12:03,340 We can expect a good competition. 699 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,380 Schoolgirl uniform! 700 01:12:13,190 --> 01:12:15,720 There's nothing like a schoolgirl. 701 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:27,000 Hello, viewers. I'm Keiko Nakadai. 702 01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:31,730 Here is the weather report. First, the general outlook... 703 01:12:31,910 --> 01:12:33,900 Sakaguchi 704 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:15,420 Wouldn't it be nice to have a heart as clear as the sky? 705 01:13:16,790 --> 01:13:20,660 Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day. 706 01:13:34,810 --> 01:13:37,740 Isn't that as great as ever? 707 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:40,810 It really is wonderful! 708 01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:46,470 Next is Megumi. Let's see what she has to offer. 709 01:15:26,580 --> 01:15:28,580 Hello, viewers. 710 01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:31,480 I'm Megumi Hayashibara. 711 01:15:32,790 --> 01:15:35,090 Here's the weather report. 712 01:15:35,390 --> 01:15:37,260 First of all... 713 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,150 the general outlook. 714 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:46,330 Throughout japan 715 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:49,970 we had fine weather today. 716 01:15:50,910 --> 01:15:53,570 But off the southern coast 717 01:15:53,910 --> 01:15:56,880 a band of low pressure is developing, 718 01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:59,470 moving north-east... 719 01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:07,320 north-east and... 720 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:17,560 and overnight... 721 01:16:20,470 --> 01:16:22,770 Something seems to be wrong. 722 01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:26,430 - She doesn't look well. - Is she all right? 723 01:16:56,610 --> 01:16:59,340 I feel something serious is happening. 724 01:16:59,510 --> 01:17:00,980 Indeed. 725 01:17:01,710 --> 01:17:04,370 I think we're witnessing 726 01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:07,040 the birth of a new weather report. 727 01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:50,230 It's... 728 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,920 coming... 729 01:17:53,530 --> 01:17:54,660 coming! 730 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,250 She's out at the moment. 731 01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:30,260 I don't think she'll be long. 732 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,900 Yes?Asinger? 733 01:18:33,340 --> 01:18:35,270 You mean this... 734 01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,640 sort of singer? 735 01:18:39,810 --> 01:18:42,040 You don't understand me? 736 01:18:42,210 --> 01:18:45,840 You mean the people who sing and dance 737 01:18:46,020 --> 01:18:49,210 and marry and divorce as often as they like? 738 01:18:49,390 --> 01:18:51,320 Is that what you mean? 739 01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:55,850 Yes, that sort of singer. I understand. 740 01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:59,330 I'll pass the message on when she gets back. 741 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:02,060 Yes, thank you very much. 742 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:08,170 Someone wants our director to record a CD. 743 01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:09,570 What? 744 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,310 Really? 745 01:19:11,610 --> 01:19:15,010 A singing weather woman. It's not bad. 746 01:19:15,180 --> 01:19:19,450 Anyway, where is she now? 747 01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:22,480 Lately she's been off the planet. 748 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:24,680 Never mind. 749 01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:28,490 She's just becoming increasingly like her father. 750 01:19:40,670 --> 01:19:44,110 Really, how did you dare do that to me? 751 01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:47,310 Aren't your heart and body clear now? 752 01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:50,640 You can't call it a joke, you devil. 753 01:19:51,050 --> 01:19:53,810 Thanks to me, you won the title 754 01:19:54,220 --> 01:19:56,450 and went beyond panty flashing 755 01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:59,650 to create a new style of weather report 756 01:19:59,820 --> 01:20:04,130 and be selected as a World Weather Council member. 757 01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:07,090 But you didn't plan that far. 758 01:20:07,260 --> 01:20:09,320 Yes. That was my scheme. 759 01:20:10,370 --> 01:20:12,200 It doesn't matter. 760 01:20:12,370 --> 01:20:16,570 TV Trendy is your baby now. Do what you like with it. 761 01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:20,800 I'm going to travel the world, watching weather reports. 762 01:20:22,110 --> 01:20:23,340 Okay. 763 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:27,810 I'll produce a music program featuring myself. 764 01:20:28,220 --> 01:20:31,210 -Stop kidding. - I'm half serious. 765 01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:40,030 I couldn't make it as a pop star. 766 01:20:40,530 --> 01:20:43,470 But I've done okay, haven't I? 767 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,470 Yes, you've done well. 768 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:07,840 Keiko Nakadai MISA AIKA 769 01:23:10,350 --> 01:23:14,340 Megumi Hayashibara RYOKO KATO 770 01:23:16,850 --> 01:23:20,790 Toshio Sakaguchi RYO KURIHARA 771 01:23:23,290 --> 01:23:27,290 Yuka Hayashibara SAORI TAI RA 772 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:33,790 Film Maker TAKASHI SUMIDA 773 01:23:36,310 --> 01:23:40,300 Written and Directed by TOMOAKI HOSOYAMA 774 01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:46,810 Executive Producer TETSUJI HAYASHI 775 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:53,310 Producer AKI HI KO YOSE 776 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:59,820 Inspired by the Manga TETSU ADACHI 777 01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:06,330 Music I 01:24:12,830 Subtitles HI ROKO MOORE and MARK STOYICH 779 01:24:15,350 --> 01:24:19,340 Subtitles (OSBS Australia 1997 780 01:24:22,290 --> 01:24:26,280 (c)I 996 Tetsu Adachi, Kodansha, Tohokushinsha Film Corp., Bandai Visual. All Rights Reserved. 781 01:24:30,460 --> 01:24:35,760 Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day... 54178

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