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RAJ: Space is the mirror of the soul.
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Are we looking beyond,
or are we looking within?
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(EXHALES) I'm looking at my shoes.
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This is making me a
little motion sick.
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When we gaze out
at the immensities of space,
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we understand them
because there are immensities
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within us as well.
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I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
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and thank you
for taking a walk with me
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through the stars.
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That pause gets
longer every show.
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I believe
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you're right.
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Hey. Can I get a picture with you?
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Absolutely.
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And if you post it on social media,
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I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet."
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Thank you.
The show was great.
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Well, I can't take all the credit.
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I have pretty good co-stars.
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The stars.
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Do you say that to everyone?
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Only to beautiful women.
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And okay women.
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Okay.
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Just to clarify,
you're the first kind.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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Thanks for coming. What did you handsome
gentlemen think of the show?
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You can turn it off now.
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It's sweet of you to say,
but I don't think I can.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Look at this cute picture
of Halley in the bath.
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(LAUGHS) That's great.
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Want me to send it to you?
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No, on your phone it's cute,
on my phone it's a crime.
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I also have
a pretty cute picture to share.
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What is that?
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An equation.
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Isn't it perfect?
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Sometimes ljust stare at it,
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and I think, "I can't believe
that came out of me."
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Well, since we're sharing pictures,
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I have one to contribute.
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Please don't let it be
you and your dog in the bathtub.
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It's not.
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But don't swipe.
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What are we looking at here?
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Well, that's me and a beautiful woman
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and my watch showing the time
as 2:30 in the morning.
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So, state's exhibit "A"?
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No. I met her at
the planetarium a few days ago,
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and she invited me out for a drink.
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Oh. Good for you.
And what's the Hindi word for "dog"?
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- A kutta .
- You kutta.
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Bow-bow.
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That's Hindi for woof-woof.
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I am seeing her again tonight.
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You know, I also have a date tonight.
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But don't worry,
it's not another woman.
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It's string theory.
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Bow-bow.
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Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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What you doing?
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Taking another picture with my baby.
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Look how big he got.
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It's fun to see you this excited.
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Thank you, that's so--
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- Don't sit there!
- What, what?
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Sorry. It's part
of my organization system.
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That's where those papers go.
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Okay. How about if I just
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slide this notebook--
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You know what, it's fine.
I'll just be in the bedroom.
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No, no. This is your apartment, too.
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Look, I'll stop for the night
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and clean this up.
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Well, that's very considerate, Sheldon.
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I know.
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See, I'm trying this new technique
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where I imagine how I would feel
in someone else's position.
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You mean empathy?
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Aw, I thought I came up with it.
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Well, regardless,
I appreciate the effort.
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Thank you.
It's really hard.
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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Aw, you didn't have
to cook me breakfast.
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Well, I wasn't sure
how I did last night,
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and I wanted to finish strong.
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You don't need to worry.
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Last night was great.
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Ah, well, you say that now,
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but wait until you taste this.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Which is why I keep an omelet
pan in the trunk of my car.
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Well, thank you,
it's delicious.
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My husband never cooked for me.
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Oh. You were married.
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Yeah. Well, technically,
I guess I still am.
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Is that "technically,"
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like, the paperwork hasn't gone through,
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or "technically,"
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like, he's in the closet
watching us right now?
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No, no, we're separated.
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Do you mind if we talk
about something else?
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Of course.
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You know, my secret to
making great omelets is that
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I beat the egg whites separately.
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Speaking of which,
how long have you been separated?
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About two weeks.
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That is not a lot of weeks.
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In fact, that's the bare minimum
to get to the plural "weeks."
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Doesn't matter.
He moved out, I moved on.
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Good.
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Yeah, do you mind me asking
what he does for a living?
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He's a firefighter.
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Interesting.
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A potentially jealous man
who's handy with an ax.
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(LAUGHS) It's okay, though.
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He's almost had two weeks to cool down.
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Okay, the next drug is Romatrol.
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Oh, I know this one. We're actually
pushing it really hard.
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It treats mild dermatitis.
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Correct. And who can it
be prescribed to?
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Adults and children
who have absolutely, for sure,
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stopped growing.
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Right again.
And what are the side effects?
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Oh. Shoot, shoot.
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Remember the mnemonic.
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Gravy. Yes. G-R-A-V-Y.
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Okay, gastric distress,
redness, anal leakage,
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vasculitis and yellow eyes.
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So close.
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- It's actually yellow discharge.
- Oh. Right.
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That's why we went with "gravy."
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Hello.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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He knows he doesn't
live here anymore, right?
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Maybe he's experiencing
memory loss because he took...
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- Flaxitrite.
- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- Sheldon, what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just checking in
on my old room
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to see what you've done with it.
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Why?
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Well, I could use a place
to work in the evenings--
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- No.
- Well, it's just that
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there's not a lot of space in our
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-apartment--
- No.
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Well, and I feel like
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- Amy's been having--
- No.
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- And since you're not--
- No.
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- It's--
- No.
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No.
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That is our room now,
and we're gonna turn it into a gym.
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Do you really expect me
to believe that?
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- No.
- No.
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So I guess what's bugging me
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is that they only broke up
13 days ago,
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and now I'm dating her.
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So, am I, like,
the good guy in my movie,
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or the bad guy in their movie?
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Pretty sure you're
the weird friend in our movie.
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(SIGHS) I like her, okay?
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ljust, I don't know how I feel about
being the third wheel in a relationship.
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Says the guy in my bed with my wife.
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Guys, I mean, he's around, okay?
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He's apparently not happy
about the breakup,
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and based on the sweatpants
he left at her place,
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he's like, a medium to large man.
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Maybe those are
his "after the holiday" pants,
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like you have.
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I don't know. I mean, do you think
it's too soon for her to be dating?
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If you and Bernadette broke up,
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like, how long would you wait?
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- Well, I don't even want to think--
- Eight days.
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What?
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Two days to cry.
Six days to hit the gym.
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First of all, you already look amazing.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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I'm gonna give him
an extra day of crying.
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The answer is still no.
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You can say we wouldn't know
you're here, but we'd know.
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Because you'd be here!
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So, who was that?
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I can't believe you hung up on me!
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What the hell?
What are you doing here?
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lam proving you wrong.
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I've been working
back there for hours.
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You had no idea.
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(STUTTERS) Do something.
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What the hell?
What are you doing here?
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I am trying to respect Amy.
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Okay, look, you have an office at work.
Why don't you go there?
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I can't go to the office
every time I have a brilliant thought.
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I'd basically be living there.
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Sounds good, do that.
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No. No, the campus
isn't safe at night.
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There's raccoons and
undergrads just walking around
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like they own the place.
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Look. I need somewhere
to work in the evenings.
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You have a space you aren't using.
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Just take a look at my proposal.
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(SIGHS)
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- What is this?
- A rental agreement.
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I will only use the room for work.
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I won't sleep here,
I won't eat your food,
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I won't even use your bathroom.
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So you can just walk in any
time of the day or night?
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Well, he does that now.
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At least this way we'll get paid.
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I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
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and thank you
for taking a walk with me
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through the stars.
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I think that one was too long.
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Yeah, you're right.
I totally felt it.
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Should we run it again?
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Please, God, no.
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- Hey
- Hey
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Can I help you?
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Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali?
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Really? You're not sure
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which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali?
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I am. I was just trying
not to be racist.
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I'm Nell's husband.
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(STAMMERS)
Here's the thing, I didn't know
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that she was married until after--
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After what?
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I'm really sorry.
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Well, that doesn't make me feel better.
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What would make you feel better?
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I want you to stop seeing my wife.
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Done.
Nice to meet you. Bye.
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What am I gonna do?
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(SOBBING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Hey, buddy, do you want to talk?
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I thought we were gonna start a family.
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Next thing I know, it's over.
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It's gonna be okay.
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How is it gonna be okay?
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You're sleeping with my wife.
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I mean, besides that.
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Can I get you anything?
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A glass of water?
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A laser show?
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- No, thank you.
- Good.
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'Cause I don't even know
how to turn it on.
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I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have come here.
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I guess ljust wanted to see
who she replaced me with.
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Don't say that.
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What you two had was special.
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No one can replace you.
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- Did she say that?
- No.
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- I should go, right?
- Stay.
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Okay, I'll call you later.
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Look, if it makes you feel any better,
I barely know her.
260
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And she had sex with you?
261
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,726
Nell tells me you're a fireman.
What's that like?
262
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:18,197
Okay, I'm really uncomfortable
with him back in that room.
263
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Why? He hasn't made a peep all day.
264
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,958
You don't get it.
All the years that we lived together,
265
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he drove me crazy the whole time.
266
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And now he's not.
267
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,961
Exactly.
268
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,385
Don't look at me like that.
269
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,054
It means he did it on purpose.
270
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,506
It was a choice.
271
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,559
That's like finding out
Godzilla could've had Arby's
272
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instead of Tokyo.
273
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,726
I don't think they have Arby's in Japan.
274
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Not my point.
275
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Sheldon.
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Sheldon!
277
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I'm sorry. Am I being too loud?
278
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,321
No, you're being perfect
and you know it.
279
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Would you like me to be a
less considerate tenant?
280
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No. Yes. What--
281
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,295
Stop messing with me!
282
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:14,427
Hey, I was wrong.
There's an Arby's in Okinawa.
283
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,680
He was best friends
with her older brother,
284
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but he didn't even notice her.
285
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,141
And then years afterward,
286
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,723
they randomly bumped into
each other at the DMV.
287
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,059
Two hours later,
they were in love.
288
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,445
You can really see the sparkle
in his license photo.
289
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,735
He told you all this at the planetarium?
290
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,192
No, no, we went to House of Pies.
291
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,822
He got banana cream.
I got coconut.
292
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,494
We did halfsies.
293
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:44,119
You did pie halfsies with another man?
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
294
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,409
You mean other than you?
295
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,163
Yeah.
296
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,501
I feel bad for him, Bernie.
He's a good guy.
297
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,386
Well, if you're uncomfortable with it,
maybe stop sleeping with his wife.
298
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,839
I don't think the sex is the problem.
299
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,344
I know for a fact I was just okay.
300
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,854
For the record, I'm the one
who introduced you to House of Pies.
301
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,651
Sheldon? Oh, Leonard.
302
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,946
Sorry, ljust, I had
to get out of there.
303
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,189
What did he do now?
304
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,570
Nothing. He's being a dream.
305
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,575
Don't give me that look. That's how
Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.
306
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,664
Penny and I have the same
"You're crazy" look?
307
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,162
That's kind of sweet.
308
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,042
I know how to deal with
Sheldon being Sheldon,
309
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,374
but Sheldon being a rational,
thoughtful person?
310
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,004
I'm clueless.
311
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,587
It's like when my mom called last year
to sing happy birthday
312
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,297
and I just threw up.
313
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,717
Well, if it gets to be too much,
314
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,677
you can always send him back over here.
315
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,852
I made a deal with him,
316
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,555
and besides,
that wouldn't be fair to you.
317
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,353
Well, actually, I miss him.
He's been over there a lot.
318
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,852
Well, great.
Tell him he can come back.
319
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,233
I can't. He's thinking of me
and my feelings
320
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,689
and trying to be respectful.
321
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,696
That's what he's doing
to me, too, the jerk!
322
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,410
Stop that.
323
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,082
Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's
constipated look are the same.
324
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,126
- This is nice.
- It is.
325
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,805
She used to kiss me like that.
326
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,804
You Okay?
327
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,725
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
328
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,647
Yeah.
329
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,393
Oh, God, I'm so alone.
330
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,145
Sorry, I can't do this.
331
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,113
What's going on?
332
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,695
I met Oliver the other day.
333
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,985
Wait, you tracked down my husband?
334
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,654
(SIGHS) No, that would be weird.
335
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,452
He tracked me down,
then we spent the evening together.
336
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,159
I don't believe this.
337
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,378
He only did it
because he cares about you.
338
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,549
No, he did it because
he's possessive and jealous.
339
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,843
Really? I didn't get that at all.
He made me feel very comfortable.
340
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,801
Well, I'm glad you two hit it off.
341
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,050
You know, I don't think that
you're being very fair to him.
342
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,969
You're taking his side?
343
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,349
No, but I should point out
that he did offer
344
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,023
to go to counseling,
so at least one of you is trying.
345
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,855
You're crazier than he is.
346
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,154
I'll tell you what,
just give him one more chance
347
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,355
and if it doesn't work out,
348
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,734
I'll be happy to keep
sleeping with you.
349
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,658
You would?
350
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,577
Either way, you've got yourself a fella.
351
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,829
Like, how nice is that?
352
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,082
Hey, Sheldon.
353
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,219
- Hello.
- Hey.
354
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,298
So, your contract provides
for a three-day trial period,
355
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,803
and I don't think this is working out.
356
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,430
So, to put it in legal terms,
357
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,599
the party of the first part would like
358
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,272
the party of the second part to get out.
359
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,318
What time does the trial period end?
360
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,565
12:00, noon.
361
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,319
Yeah, what does it say after that?
362
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,533
Eastern Standard Time.
363
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,578
That was three hours ago.
364
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,458
And since you didn't exercise
365
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,755
your right to revoke,
I exercised my right to extend,
366
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:23,300
triggering this long-form
rental agreement,
367
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,967
of which you're already in violation.
368
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,261
This is just a bunch of paper.
369
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,887
You can't enforce this.
370
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,261
Hire a lawyer.
Let's find out.
371
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,723
This is not happening.
372
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,853
Be that as it may,
373
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,730
page nine says that
you have to provide me
374
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,858
with lemon-flavored sparkling
water, so, chop-chop.
375
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,284
Hey, how'd it go?
376
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,579
Well, apparently he's not leaving,
377
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,248
and I have to go get him
sparkling water.
378
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,243
Why are you smiling?
379
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,372
I don't know. It just feels right.
380
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,585
(DOOR CLOSES)
381
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,554
Through the stars.
382
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,559
Hey.
383
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,686
Hey, buddy.
384
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,933
I talked to Nell.
385
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,940
She was pretty upset after you left.
386
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,568
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- No. No, no, no.
387
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,694
She told me that you said
something so creepy
388
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,117
that I seemed great in comparison.
389
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,824
I know exactly what it was.
390
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,780
No, actually, there was
a couple of things it could've been.
391
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,413
Whichever one it was,
it was creepy.
392
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,919
Anyway, I went over to comfort her,
393
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,589
and we talked, and I think we're
gonna give it another chance.
394
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,968
lam so happy for you!
395
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,337
Hey, we should celebrate.
396
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,264
- House of Pies?
- You know it.
397
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,091
Ah!
398
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,510
Should we invite Nell?
399
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,222
RAJ: Do we have to? Nah.
400
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,355
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401
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:26,957
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