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[ Music thumping ]
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♪
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Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!
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Will you just come on.
You gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.
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But this is the most popular
place in town right now!
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We can get in!
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Just comb your hair, you know,
look your best.
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I can get us in.
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♪
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Come on, man.
We've been waiting for hours!
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You guys have plenty
of vaccinations in there,
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just let us in, man.
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55 and older and first
responders only.
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On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in there
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and get some vaccinations, mkay.
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Are you on the list?
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Well, no, I'm not on the list.
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I tried to get on the list.
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I sat on my computer
30 nights in a row
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trying to make
a vaccination appointment
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and get on the God damn list.
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Look the thing is we are
school faculty, mkay.
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You gotta let us in!
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No, no, you have
to let in people
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with health issues first!
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I am a chain smoker and my wife
is 39 pounds overweight!
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I have a compromised
immune system!
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I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!
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Over 55, first responders
and Group 2 B only!
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Now beat it!
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Hey, hey, man,
I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...
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he's a dental assistant
in conifer...
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Get the fuck outta here.
I said you're not gettin' in!
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You're wastin your time!
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Oh, hello, ma'am.
Right this way.
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Crowd: Awww!
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79, bitch-esssss!
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- Booooo!
- You suck!
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You suck you stupid old people!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Stan, Kyle, can you come over
here real quick?
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Recess is almost over, dude.
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Just come here please,
it's important.
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Hey, Kenny,
I got the guys, okay?
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You wanna talk
or you want me to talk?
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You can talk.
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You guys, Kenny and I are
feeling like,
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even though things
are supposedly getting better
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with the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.
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The four of us just seem really
different towards each other
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and we're worried
the past year has put
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a strain on our broship.
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Kenny was saying he wants
to do everything he can
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to save the broship,
and I agree with him.
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So we had a really positive talk
about it during lunch,
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and Kenny shared
some ideas of how maybe
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we can navigate through this,
and I think
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we came up with a great idea.
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Okay, so, you know how chicks
have periods right?
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- What?
- It's true!
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Women have 'periods' where they
bleed from their vagina.
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Remember earlier today, Stan,
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you said our teacher
was wearing white?
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So when we talked
I said to Kenny,
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Oh, what if teacher
got her period?,"
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which cheered us up a bit
and then we realized
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today was hamburger day
for lunch.
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There was lots
of ketchup laying around.
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So me and Kenny snuck into the
classroom during recess
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and put it on
the teacher's chair,
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and now when we get back to
class there's gonna be
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a bunch of ketchup
on the teacher's chair and when
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she stands up it's gonna totally
look like she got her period!
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[ Laughs ] It's going to be
amazing, you guys. I'm so excited!
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[ Bell rings ]
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Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay, how did everyone
do on their fractions?
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Are there any questions.
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I know the last few
were a little tricky.
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[ Squish ]
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Nnnnnnnnnnnn nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...
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Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!
Shhhh!
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Mrs. Nelson,
I couldn't figure out number 14.
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Number 14. Okay. Well, let's
look at it together.
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Kids: Ewwwwww![ Laughter ]
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What?
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What?
What is... what is this?
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Oh, my God.
Teacher had her period!
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Gross!
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Kids, something
must be wrong with me.
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[ Laughs ]
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Is this a prank?
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That's nasty, teacher.
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Don't have your period
during class time!
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You think this is funny?
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I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?
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And I can't even get
a vaccination because
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teachers aren't
important enough?!
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And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answer
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on when I'll get vaccinated?!
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Well, I'm over it!
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I can't do this anymore!
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[ Slams door ]
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You guys, I think that might
have been the single most
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hilarious thing we've ever done.
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Which one should we
post, you guys?
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Should we post the one
where you can see the most blood
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on teacher's ass
or the one where she makes
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the dumbest face?
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You're not posting anything!
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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What do you mean, dude?
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Yeah, we finally get back
to school and have some sense
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of normalcy and you guys
make the teacher walk out!
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Hey, at least Kenny and I
were doing something
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to try and get that spark back!
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You know 30 percent of broships
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didn't make it
through the pandemic?
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What if they make us go back
to remote learning?!
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I don't want to go back
to being quarantined at home
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like some of the other
kids still are!
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Hey, fellas!
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Anything fun happen
at school today?!
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Yeah, you missed it!
It was the best thing ever!
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We put ketchup
in the teacher's seat
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and made her think
it was her period!
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Oh, my gosh!
That sounds like so much fun!
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Yeah, pretty much greatest day
of our lives.
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Do you guys know
how hard it's going to be
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for them to find us
a replacement teacher?
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It's not gonna be hard.
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They'll bring in
some lame ass teacher
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who's desperate to work.
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How bad can it be?
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[ Bell rings ]
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♪
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Oh...
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I'm back!
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Hey, South Park!
I'm home!
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Holy shit,
is that who I think it is?
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Any luggage from below, sir?
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Oh, yes, I've got
a lot of baggage!
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Hey! Hey, Valmer!
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How're ya doing?!
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Tucker!
Lookin' good!
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Oh, it's so great
to see everybody!
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Hey! Fuck you!
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Hey, hey, lookin' good,
Thompson!
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Did your wife get
that AIDS test?!
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You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.
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I'm just completely
at home in the classroom.
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I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.
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Yes... Your, sabbatical
was somewhat controversial.
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Well, I just went
through a little thing.
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You know, I...
I realized I was gay.
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And then I realized
I wasn't gay, I was a woman.
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And after I transitioned,
I thought it was
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a little mistake
and then I went through a phase
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of being the President
of the United States.
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Well, that is the problem,
Mr. Garrison,
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as someone who previously
identified as President,
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there could be safety issues.
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Oh, that's not a problem.
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Anyone who has been President
is assigned
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secret service for
the rest of of their
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lives to keep them protected.
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Mr. Service!
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This is my private security,
Mr. Service.
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Hello.
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Uh, thank you for your
application, Mr. Garrison.
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We'll keep you in mind
as a backup, but hopefully
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the vaccination process
is going to start opening up.
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[ Techno music thumping ]
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Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.
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Yeah, you know, in Israel
they vaccinate everybody.
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Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!
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So then go to Israel.
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I tried...
I couldn't get in.
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Tom, I'm outside of the hottest
place in town,
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and what we'd like to do now
is take you
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for an exclusive look inside.
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You're not getting in, pal.
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I'm actually willing to go
inside and get a shot
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so that everyone
can see just how safe it is.
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I said get lost,
your not getting in.
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Get outta my face.
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Please give me a shot.
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Please, all I want is a shot.
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Just that one shot
that could change everything.
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Everyone clear outta the way.
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Clear the entrance.
We have VIPs coming out.
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- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
- That was great!
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Where to next, everybody?!
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That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!
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- Yeah!
- Alright!
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Old people suck!
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Hah?
Can't hear ya.
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Got too many antibodies
in my ears!
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- Hahaha!
- Hahahah!
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[ Cheering ]
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Hey there, Billy!
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Still gotta wear that mask, huh?
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We're all vaccinated now!
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I'm gonna go out to the bars
and get some pussy!
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Old men: Yeahhhh!
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Okay, grandpa.
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Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?
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Oh, yeah!
You're last!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Car revving ]
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Have fun social distancing,
loser!
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?
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This should be fun!
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Hey, kids!
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Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?
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- Awwwwww!
- Oh no!
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- Eww!
- Yuck!
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Well, I know you've all had a
lot of time off this past year.
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Oh, dear Christ,
what have we done?
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But it's time to get you
all back on track.
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Now, I expect discipline
and respect in this classroom...
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both to me and your new teachers
assistant, Mr. Service.
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Hand these papers out,
Mr. Service.
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[ Bell rings ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Nice going, you dumb cocks!
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Stupid assholes!
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You guys are dicks.
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Wow, people are really
pissed at us for doing
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the period joke, you guys.
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Why do people think we all
did the period joke?
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Well, because I told them
we all did.
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People know we're bros and that
we do everything together!
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You guys are gonna go
and tell everyone
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the truth about who's
fault this is!
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I didn't do anything!
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That's right, Kyle,
you did nothing.
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You knew about the prank,
you could have stopped it
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at any time,
but you didn't say a word.
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- Silence is violence, Kyle.
- What?! Dude!
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Are you just gonna stand there
and listen to this crap?!
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I don't even know what to do!
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If you ask me,
this this whole pandemic
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has been a giant waste of time!
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Oh, my God...
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Maybe our broship
didn't survive.
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Will you shut up about that!?
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Nobody cares
about your stupid broship!
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[ Sobbing ]
253
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And now you've made Kenny cry.
254
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[ Techno music thumping ]
255
00:10:09,146 --> 00:10:10,594
Nope...
256
00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,180
Nope...
257
00:10:12,284 --> 00:10:13,422
Nope...
258
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,284
I don't see you anywhere
on the list.
259
00:10:15,387 --> 00:10:18,249
It's 'Gnomes',
'Underpants Gnomes'.
260
00:10:18,353 --> 00:10:20,008
We are essential workers!
261
00:10:20,111 --> 00:10:23,042
Yeah, yeah.
Get in line with the rest of us!
262
00:10:23,146 --> 00:10:25,767
Is anybody here
actually on the list?!
263
00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:30,422
Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,
Fireman Tom, mkay.
264
00:10:30,525 --> 00:10:32,180
Will you fucking get lost, pal?
265
00:10:32,284 --> 00:10:33,648
I don't know
what you're talking about!
266
00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:35,372
- Alright, that's it.
- I'm a hero of the community.
267
00:10:35,456 --> 00:10:36,870
I'm Fireman Tom!
268
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,111
- Yeahhhh!
- Partyyyy!
269
00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:42,111
[ Horn honks ]
270
00:10:44,629 --> 00:10:46,042
Okay, let's see...
271
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Scissors, paper, glue,
ah, some good old fashioned
272
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number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.
273
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:52,683
Mr. Service,
can you grab a couple boxes
274
00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:54,008
of those pencils over there?
275
00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:57,836
Would you look at that?
276
00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,629
He ruined our entire country
277
00:10:59,732 --> 00:11:01,939
and now he's just back
like nothing happened.
278
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,993
Okay, I think that's all
the school supplies we need.
279
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:06,801
Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.
280
00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:13,767
Oh.
Oh, I see.
281
00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:16,939
Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!
282
00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:19,422
I happen to be the only
teacher brave enough
283
00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:22,180
to teach your kids right now,
so you better all
284
00:11:22,284 --> 00:11:23,905
get real woke real fast!
285
00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,767
Come on, Mr. Service!
286
00:11:28,249 --> 00:11:29,939
Uh, hey!
Excuse me?!
287
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:33,629
Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?
288
00:11:33,732 --> 00:11:36,284
I just want you to know
I was always on your side.
289
00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:40,525
In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.
290
00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:42,836
Look, I'm just a teacher.
Okay?
291
00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:44,939
Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.
292
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:48,111
So, look, uh, what are we
supposed to do now?
293
00:11:48,215 --> 00:11:50,180
You know,
I'm a follower of QAnon.
294
00:11:50,284 --> 00:11:52,456
What are we supposed to do
to stop the vaccinations?
295
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,353
They're vaccinating people
right now,
296
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:56,249
seeding people
with their microchips!
297
00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:57,836
Surely, you have a plan?!
298
00:11:57,939 --> 00:11:59,855
We're on the Internet
every night waiting for word.
299
00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:02,318
The word is get a fucking
life, jackass!
300
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,077
Blow shit out your dickhole!
301
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:09,353
Did you hear that, honey?
302
00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:12,698
He said 'shit...
out your dickhole'...
303
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:15,111
He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.
304
00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:19,683
Mr. Mackey: Think my life
doesn't matter!?
305
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,180
I show you what matters!
306
00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:22,905
Counselors matter.
That's what matters.
307
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,924
Let's just see how your God damn
school functions
308
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,801
without a God damn counselor!
309
00:12:26,905 --> 00:12:27,974
[ Motorcycle driving by ]
310
00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:29,491
Oh, God dammit.
311
00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:34,077
Hey!
Hey, you damn old people!
312
00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,698
[ Tire squealing ]
313
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:39,318
Stop doing donuts
in the school parking lot!
314
00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:42,042
Hah? I said you
old people need to...
315
00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:45,215
[ Engine revving ]
316
00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:47,042
[ Tires squeal ]
317
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,836
Fucking old people rubbing
everyone's noses
318
00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:51,525
in their fun times!
319
00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:53,767
[ Knock on door ]
What?!
320
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:58,146
[ Sighs ] I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.
321
00:12:58,249 --> 00:13:00,387
It just seems like the pandemic
exposed problems
322
00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:01,939
we didn't even know were there.
323
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,801
To be honest, I'm not sure
that I even see
324
00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:05,491
a future with these guys.
325
00:13:07,836 --> 00:13:09,215
What?!
326
00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:10,560
Hey, Kenny. Guys?
327
00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:13,732
Guys, come on.
You agreed to counseling.
328
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,974
Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been having
329
00:13:16,077 --> 00:13:18,284
a lot of problems and um, we all
330
00:13:18,387 --> 00:13:19,958
want to work on our broship,
don't we guys?
331
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,422
- Yes.
- Yes.
332
00:13:21,525 --> 00:13:23,165
You know this pandemic
has been a pressure cooker,
333
00:13:23,249 --> 00:13:24,476
and we just feel like we're
going through
334
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,801
the brotions.
You know?
335
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,491
Because you guys pulled
a prank and made
336
00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:29,062
the teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.
337
00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:31,111
Silence is violence, Kyle.
Silence is violence.
338
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:34,249
Guess what, boys?
I don't care.
339
00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:37,318
I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupid
340
00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:40,801
problems everyday,
and I'm 50 years old!
341
00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:43,870
I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!
342
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,732
Please, Mr. Mackey,
we just want to get
343
00:13:45,836 --> 00:13:47,663
our old teacher back
for everybody, okay?
344
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,905
Can you just tell her
we're really, really sorry?
345
00:13:50,008 --> 00:13:51,939
It's not that simple.
346
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,096
There's only one way you're
getting your teacher back,
347
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:58,284
and that's if teachers
get their hands on the vaccine.
348
00:13:58,387 --> 00:13:59,870
How do we do that?
349
00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:04,801
There's a place in town...
350
00:14:04,905 --> 00:14:06,974
Very hard to get into.
351
00:14:07,077 --> 00:14:09,629
Very exclusive.
352
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:10,767
Walgreens.
353
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:13,525
I've tried to get in
many times...
354
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:15,939
Dressed like a fireman, mkay.
355
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,525
Dressed like a little ol' lady,
356
00:14:18,629 --> 00:14:20,974
but they got security
up the ass.
357
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,767
You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you can
358
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,491
and bring them here
to the school.
359
00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:28,836
You do that, and you just might
get your teacher back.
360
00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:30,146
Mkay.
361
00:14:35,836 --> 00:14:38,870
My friends, these are very
dangerous times.
362
00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:41,732
Our country's future
is at a precipice.
363
00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,545
And that is why I have called
together every
364
00:14:43,629 --> 00:14:45,974
QAnon follower in our town.
365
00:14:46,077 --> 00:14:48,836
Let's forget it, Bob.
The bad guys won.
366
00:14:48,939 --> 00:14:51,353
I feel like someone
pooped on my life.
367
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:52,905
They didn't win!
368
00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:56,318
We just recently received
a new coded message.
369
00:14:56,422 --> 00:14:58,318
You got a message from Q?
370
00:14:58,422 --> 00:15:00,008
Not from Q...
371
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:01,836
From the chosen one.
372
00:15:01,939 --> 00:15:03,594
[ Everyone gasping ]
373
00:15:03,698 --> 00:15:05,594
Yes, we saw him.
374
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:08,077
In the produce section
of the grocery store.
375
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,732
And he said to me...
376
00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:13,077
"Blow shit our your dickhole".
377
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,905
I immediately knew
something was amiss,
378
00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:17,215
because one can't move feces
379
00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:19,111
through their penile
urinary tract!
380
00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:22,215
So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized...
381
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:25,353
Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.
382
00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:28,456
We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.
383
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,801
Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initials
384
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:34,111
of David Harris, the anon from
Akron, Ohio who said that
385
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:37,594
the elite use Latin
to send coded messages.
386
00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:40,663
Out your dick hole...
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.
387
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:43,422
Do what he does.
388
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,594
The chosen is teaching now.
389
00:15:45,698 --> 00:15:48,353
He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.
390
00:15:48,456 --> 00:15:51,180
And he wants us to do the same.
391
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,077
We're supposed to be teachers?
392
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,422
There's an incredible shortage
of teachers right now.
393
00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:58,353
He's trying to tell us that this
is our time to strike!
394
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,594
The elite want
to fuck with our kids?
395
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,008
We'll fuck theirs!
396
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:04,111
[ Cheering ]
397
00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:07,905
[ Techno music thumping ]
398
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,284
Stan: Hello, sir!
399
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,939
- Who are you?
- Oh, hey, hi.
400
00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:15,594
We're with the nonprofit service
Kids for Kommunity.
401
00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:17,318
Both spelled with a K.
402
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:19,441
Yeah, we assist senior citizens
who need the vaccine,
403
00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:21,594
but then need help getting
to the right place.
404
00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:24,111
Oh, really?
405
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:26,422
That's pretty damn awesome
you guys.
406
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:29,249
I wish more people could be like
the Kommunity Kidz.
407
00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:30,594
Go on in.
408
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,491
- Awwww! - Heyyy!
- Come on!
409
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,836
Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too!
410
00:16:35,939 --> 00:16:37,801
Holy shit, dude.
That was pretty easy!
411
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,476
Yeah bros!
Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.
412
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,836
Gets 'em every time.
413
00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:43,422
Alright, so where's
my Goddamn money?
414
00:16:43,525 --> 00:16:46,077
- What?!
- I told you I already got the vaccine.
415
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,629
I'm doin' this for the cash!
416
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:49,629
Yeah, but we already paid you.
417
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:53,836
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an olllld lady.
418
00:16:53,939 --> 00:16:55,836
Pay again or I squeal!
419
00:16:55,939 --> 00:16:57,801
You God damn old bitch!
420
00:16:57,905 --> 00:16:59,663
- Just pay her, Cartman.
- What?!
421
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,318
Come on,
the pharmacist is coming!
422
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:02,752
This is becoming the most
expensive period joke
423
00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:04,215
we ever did!
424
00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,594
Excuse me, what are you children
doing in here?
425
00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:09,698
We're Kommunity Kidz.
We help seniors get vaccinated.
426
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,318
Oh, well that's very great.
427
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:13,491
These boys are helping you,
ma'am?
428
00:17:13,594 --> 00:17:15,905
Oh, actually I'm not sure.
429
00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:17,663
I have a little Alzheimer's.
430
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:20,732
Might need a little more
greenback to jar my memory.
431
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:22,939
Oh, you fucking slut!
432
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,491
This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!
433
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:27,387
Cartman, just stick
to the fucking plan!
434
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:28,752
Oh, great, Kyle.
Now he knows there's a plan!
435
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:30,215
What plan?!
436
00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:32,422
They're lying
about Kommunity Kidz!
437
00:17:32,525 --> 00:17:34,663
It's community with a C
like normal?!
438
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,008
Kenny, grab the vaccines!
439
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:38,836
-Ooof
-Run!
440
00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:41,042
Go, go, go, go!
441
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:43,870
Hey...
Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!
442
00:17:47,456 --> 00:17:49,698
For the last time, Ellen,
I don't want our son
443
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,387
going to that public school!
444
00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:53,387
Mr. Garrison
is a terrible teacher,
445
00:17:53,491 --> 00:17:56,146
he has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst President
446
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,318
we've ever had!
447
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,594
But Scott has
to go to school, dear.
448
00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:01,387
So we can get him
a private tutor!
449
00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:04,077
We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.
450
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,732
Hey, guys, what's the problem?
451
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,732
It's that son of a bitch
Mr. Garrison.
452
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,767
He's gonna completely
screw up our kids.
453
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,870
Well, that's why we pulled
Tweek out of school.
454
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,318
Haven't you heard?
455
00:18:13,422 --> 00:18:15,284
There's a brand new private
tutoring company
456
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,732
that's fast and affordable!
457
00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:20,594
Has your child fallen
behind in school?
458
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,752
Do you feel like the government
has failed you and your child
459
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,456
during the time of Covid?
460
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,732
Then call us!
The tutors at Tutornon!
461
00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:29,318
Forget the classroom!
462
00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:32,146
Tutornon is bespoke learning
that is straight
463
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,284
from the Internet to your child.
464
00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:37,422
We sift through all the
information on the Internet
465
00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:42,422
and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.
466
00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:46,629
Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.
467
00:18:46,732 --> 00:18:49,974
Let Tutornon save your child.
Literally!
468
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:51,456
Contact Tutornon today!
469
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,180
On Facebook, YouTube
and Twitter!
470
00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,560
Alright, Scott.
Your new tutor is here.
471
00:18:57,663 --> 00:19:01,180
Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?
472
00:19:01,284 --> 00:19:02,629
I guess so.
473
00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:04,407
You better pay attention
and listen to everything
474
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,836
he has to teach you!
475
00:19:05,939 --> 00:19:07,663
We'll be great, thanks!
476
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,215
[ Door slams ]
477
00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:13,215
Alright, sit down. We
don't have much time! Huh?
478
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,215
Tom Hanks and Oprah
are just two at the very top
479
00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:16,717
of an elite group
of people who control
480
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,491
everything we see and do.
481
00:19:18,594 --> 00:19:21,215
They feed upon children in order
to maintain their elite status,
482
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:24,111
and that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?
483
00:19:24,215 --> 00:19:25,663
Here, let me show you.
Dad?!
484
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:32,042
Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens
485
00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:34,698
where earlier today
vaccines were taken
486
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:37,905
by that group of young
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.
487
00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:40,387
These brave kids have taken it
into their own hands
488
00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:42,042
to get people a shot.
489
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:45,111
That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boys
490
00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,560
have made it so you just
might get that shot.
491
00:19:47,663 --> 00:19:51,111
And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this...
492
00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:52,594
in this shit world...
493
00:19:52,698 --> 00:19:54,594
Okay, thank you, Chris.
We'll get back...
494
00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:57,215
No! No, Fuck you, Tom,
because Kommunity Kidz
495
00:19:57,318 --> 00:20:00,111
are just what this town
and this world needed!
496
00:20:00,215 --> 00:20:03,042
And it's amazing that some
kids took some God damn time
497
00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:04,905
to actually go out
and do something.
498
00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:06,594
Fuck you, Tom.
499
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:08,801
[ Bell rings ]
500
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:12,870
Alright, children.
Let's take our seats.
501
00:20:12,974 --> 00:20:16,180
Today is standardized testing.
502
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,594
We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still been
503
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,767
studying through
this global pandemic.
504
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,905
Sir?
Yes, Mr. Service?
505
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,353
Where the hell is everybody?
506
00:20:30,284 --> 00:20:32,732
I said where are my students?!
507
00:20:32,836 --> 00:20:34,836
Bebe! You always know
where Wendy is!
508
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:36,594
Where is she?!
509
00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:38,870
I think her parents
pulled her out of school
510
00:20:38,974 --> 00:20:40,560
and got her a private tutor.
511
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:42,284
A private tutor?!
512
00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:44,180
Why would they get
a private tutor?!
513
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:48,042
Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.
514
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,732
What makes you think that?!
515
00:20:49,836 --> 00:20:51,698
Because I was talking
to them about it...
516
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:54,732
Because I hate you, too.
517
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,077
I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!
518
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,111
Why is everyone
acting like this?!
519
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,422
Why is everyone against me?!
520
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:03,801
I don't know, sir.
521
00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,165
I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this!
522
00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:06,629
Come on Mr. Service!
523
00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:10,111
[ Cellphone rings ]
524
00:21:11,663 --> 00:21:12,836
Hello?
525
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,284
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
It's Eric Cartman!
526
00:21:15,387 --> 00:21:16,663
What do you want?
527
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,767
Mrs. Nelson, we would like
for you to come back
528
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:20,284
to school tomorrow, because...
529
00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:24,353
we have Covid-19 vaccinations!
530
00:21:24,456 --> 00:21:27,629
Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?
531
00:21:27,732 --> 00:21:29,456
I heard you were the ones
responsible
532
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,077
for the period prank.
533
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,698
And it was so uncalled for
and so wrong.
534
00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:35,456
I mean, especially
because we're guys.
535
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,801
I mean, dudes sitting around
coming up with period jokes,
536
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,077
like, how old are we?
Seriously?
537
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,836
Yeah, I don't trust you.
538
00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:43,821
I'll just wait until the
government decides teachers
539
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,801
are important enough
to get their vaccinations.
540
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,146
You are so important.
541
00:21:47,249 --> 00:21:49,629
Which is why it was so not funny
what we did.
542
00:21:49,732 --> 00:21:51,491
I mean, what is funny about
543
00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:53,456
blood coming out
of a woman's vagina?
544
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,629
Like, it's sexist, first of all,
and you know what else?
545
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,111
It's just lazy.
546
00:21:58,215 --> 00:21:59,855
Just dialing it in,
that's what we were doing.
547
00:21:59,939 --> 00:22:01,422
We were just dialing it in.
548
00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:03,560
You better be at school
tomorrow morning,
549
00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:05,560
and you better really
have vaccinations.
550
00:22:05,663 --> 00:22:07,146
For all the teachers.
551
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:10,180
Hey, we will be there.
Period.
552
00:22:10,284 --> 00:22:12,698
[ Chuckling Okay.
Okay, cool. Bye.
553
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,525
[ Laughs ] Did you guys
hear what I said?!
554
00:22:14,629 --> 00:22:16,974
Why did you almost blow it at
the very end, you idiot?!
555
00:22:17,077 --> 00:22:18,387
Relax. Guys.
She's gonna come.
556
00:22:18,491 --> 00:22:20,146
Will you please say
something to him?!
557
00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:21,491
What the hell did I do?!
558
00:22:21,594 --> 00:22:23,836
You guys stop it!
Stop it!
559
00:22:23,939 --> 00:22:26,422
♪ This is my moment
560
00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:29,629
♪ This is my tiiiiimmmeee...
561
00:22:29,732 --> 00:22:31,008
Hello?!
562
00:22:31,111 --> 00:22:34,594
[ Indistinct conversations ]
563
00:22:34,698 --> 00:22:36,732
♪ I've got a dream to fulfill
564
00:22:36,836 --> 00:22:38,249
♪ And all I need is a shot
565
00:22:38,353 --> 00:22:39,422
♪ Please
566
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,974
♪ Please just gimme a shot!
567
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:45,594
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!
568
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,525
And you can gimme that shot!
569
00:22:47,629 --> 00:22:49,732
That one shot,
that's all I need!
570
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,870
All I want is a shot, too!
571
00:22:51,974 --> 00:22:55,077
If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!
572
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:56,767
- Gimme a shot!
- I just wanna shot too!
573
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:58,801
- Please I need a shot!
- I gotta have the shot!
574
00:22:58,905 --> 00:23:00,560
♪ If I just had a shot
575
00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:02,284
♪ I would make it
the best shot ♪
576
00:23:02,387 --> 00:23:04,422
Wow, everyone
just really wants a shot.
577
00:23:05,836 --> 00:23:07,318
Kommunity kids, please!
578
00:23:07,422 --> 00:23:10,732
If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.
579
00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:12,629
I could go out
to fancy restaurants
580
00:23:12,732 --> 00:23:14,146
like all them old people.
581
00:23:14,249 --> 00:23:16,077
And eat shrimp
as big as my head!
582
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:18,422
Hey, you're not taking my shot!
This is my shot!
583
00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:20,560
I... I have to have this shot!
584
00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:23,146
[ Indistinct shouting ]
585
00:23:23,249 --> 00:23:25,422
Grab the vaccines. I think we
better get outta here.
586
00:23:30,491 --> 00:23:32,284
Female Tutornon:
This is a fact...
587
00:23:32,387 --> 00:23:34,767
We are all being controlled
by an elite,
588
00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:37,318
wealthy and privileged few.
589
00:23:37,422 --> 00:23:39,732
When Jeffrey Epstein,
the billionaire,
590
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,456
was found guilty
of sex trafficking,
591
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,249
he was set to squeal on
all the elites in Hollywood
592
00:23:44,353 --> 00:23:47,801
and in Washington who used
his child sex services...
593
00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:52,318
But Epstein was found dead in
his cell from "suicide."
594
00:23:52,422 --> 00:23:55,422
Why do the elites want children
from sex traffickers?
595
00:23:55,525 --> 00:23:56,939
Adrenochrome.
596
00:23:57,042 --> 00:23:59,249
It is harvested from
children for a euphoric
597
00:23:59,353 --> 00:24:01,215
and life-enhancing benefit.
598
00:24:01,318 --> 00:24:04,732
This satanic cabal of Hollywood
and political elites
599
00:24:04,836 --> 00:24:06,353
all need the adrenochrome
to maintain
600
00:24:06,456 --> 00:24:08,387
their positions of power.
601
00:24:08,491 --> 00:24:11,905
And they will continue to do so
until we stand up against them.
602
00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:17,353
Now, do you have
any questions, Craig?
603
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,180
Um...
604
00:24:19,284 --> 00:24:21,318
So does Oprah drink
the same blood as Obama
605
00:24:21,422 --> 00:24:22,870
or is it usually
a different kid?
606
00:24:22,974 --> 00:24:24,870
It's kids
from all over the world.
607
00:24:24,974 --> 00:24:28,111
Now ...'s time for me
to tell you the biggest thing
608
00:24:28,215 --> 00:24:30,974
that the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know...
609
00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:33,767
Alright, just what the hell do
you think you're doing?!
610
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:36,008
- Oh!
- Go tutor someone else!
611
00:24:36,111 --> 00:24:38,353
You think you can take my
students from my classroom?!
612
00:24:38,456 --> 00:24:41,491
Oh, my God! It's you!
613
00:24:41,594 --> 00:24:43,008
That's right it's me!
614
00:24:43,111 --> 00:24:45,180
The head teacher
at South Park Elementary!
615
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:47,042
And this is what I think
of private tutors!
616
00:24:47,146 --> 00:24:48,870
Get her, Mr. Service!
617
00:24:48,974 --> 00:24:51,215
[ Grunting ]
618
00:24:51,318 --> 00:24:53,387
Now who's in charge
of all you tutors?!
619
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,284
[ Straining ]
It's ...'s secret...
620
00:24:55,387 --> 00:24:56,836
Choke her out,
Mr. Service!
621
00:24:56,939 --> 00:24:58,387
No! Please!
622
00:24:58,491 --> 00:25:01,180
Who started
this bogus tutoring company?!
623
00:25:01,284 --> 00:25:02,767
[ Choking]
It was... It...
624
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,077
I'm listening!
625
00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:07,284
It was...
the Whitessss.
626
00:25:07,387 --> 00:25:08,422
[ Bones snap ]
627
00:25:08,525 --> 00:25:09,870
[ Stops choking ]
628
00:25:11,698 --> 00:25:14,111
The Whites?
629
00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:16,284
That guy was harassing me
at the grocery store.
630
00:25:16,387 --> 00:25:18,905
Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!
631
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:25,801
[ Sighs ] I guess 2021
is gonna be just like 2020.
632
00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:33,732
- All good?
- I don't see anybody.
633
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,752
I think we're safe here until
school starts in the morning.
634
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:37,387
We're actually gonna sleep here?
635
00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:38,771
I don't see what choice we have.
636
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,077
Oh, my God.
What?
637
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:44,387
You guys, oh, my
God, seriously. What?
638
00:25:44,491 --> 00:25:47,215
- You guys know Mr. Lawson?
- Jenny Lawson's dad? - Yeah?
639
00:25:47,318 --> 00:25:50,525
He's offering us 2,000 bucks
for a vaccination.
640
00:25:50,629 --> 00:25:51,870
What are you doing?
641
00:25:51,974 --> 00:25:53,560
Dude, people really
want their shot.
642
00:25:53,663 --> 00:25:54,924
I'm asking around to see what
they're willing to pay for it.
643
00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:56,560
I'm a little Harvey Weinstein.
644
00:25:56,663 --> 00:25:59,077
We are giving these to
the teachers at the school!
645
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,284
Kyle, this is
what our broship needs!
646
00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:03,249
We can sell these
and go on vacations together,
647
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,974
go to shows and theme parks!
648
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:07,663
What the broship needs
is for us to do the right thing
649
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,732
and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!
650
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,422
Right, Stan?
651
00:26:12,525 --> 00:26:14,905
I say we take the vaccines
ourselves.
652
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,456
I mean, why are us kids last?
653
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,821
This whole pandemic
has been about
654
00:26:17,905 --> 00:26:19,249
what's doing best for adults.
655
00:26:19,353 --> 00:26:21,131
Maybe for the broship
we do what's best for us.
656
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,180
What's best for us
is thousands of dollars.
657
00:26:23,284 --> 00:26:24,491
That's always what's best!
658
00:26:24,594 --> 00:26:26,111
You guys are being selfish!
659
00:26:26,215 --> 00:26:27,958
You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.
660
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:29,836
You're thinking about
what's best for you.
661
00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:31,372
We did all this because we
wanted to fix
662
00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:32,974
the damage of the period prank.
663
00:26:33,077 --> 00:26:35,663
That means taking these
to the school tomorrow morning
664
00:26:35,767 --> 00:26:37,284
for our teachers.
665
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,801
I'm gonna put these
somewhere safe
666
00:26:38,905 --> 00:26:41,698
so nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!
667
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,476
I don't know why
you don't stand up to him more,
668
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,767
it's really disappointing.
669
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,456
[ Cellphone rings ]
670
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,801
Oh, crap.
671
00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:54,353
Hey, Dad.
Look, I'm okay.
672
00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:55,993
I won't be home
until tomorrow 'cause...
673
00:26:56,077 --> 00:26:58,077
Well, I'm doing
something really important.
674
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,560
Oh, okay, Kyle.
Sounds good!
675
00:26:59,663 --> 00:27:01,387
Thanks, buddy!
676
00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:03,422
You're not...
worried?
677
00:27:03,525 --> 00:27:05,215
Hey, we trust you, Kyle!
678
00:27:05,318 --> 00:27:09,698
Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.
679
00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:11,491
They're for our teachers.
680
00:27:11,594 --> 00:27:13,387
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
681
00:27:13,491 --> 00:27:15,801
You know if you think
your teacher is worth saving
682
00:27:15,905 --> 00:27:16,801
more than us...
683
00:27:16,905 --> 00:27:17,905
It's not like that.
684
00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:19,387
Well, it sounds like that!
685
00:27:19,491 --> 00:27:20,767
Sounds like your teacher's life
686
00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:22,870
is more important
than your mom and dad's!
687
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,422
You know,
when all this went down,
688
00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:26,269
the school wasn't really there
for you, was it?
689
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,249
School kind of
abandoned you kids.
690
00:27:28,353 --> 00:27:29,870
But your parents, well...
691
00:27:29,974 --> 00:27:31,958
We didn't shove you off into
a Zoom meeting did we?
692
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:35,042
Dad, please don't... You know, we're not
spring chickens anymore.
693
00:27:35,146 --> 00:27:36,663
The virus is still
out there, Kyle,
694
00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:38,732
and it's still killing people.
695
00:27:38,836 --> 00:27:42,249
I don't know how you'd feel
is Mom or me got COVID and died
696
00:27:42,353 --> 00:27:45,318
in these last few months
because you did nothing.
697
00:27:45,422 --> 00:27:47,042
Don't do nothing, Kyle.
698
00:27:47,146 --> 00:27:48,525
You know what, Kyle?
699
00:27:48,629 --> 00:27:50,836
- Please don't say it.
- Silence is violence, Kyle.
700
00:27:50,939 --> 00:27:52,318
Don't kill Mom, buddy.
701
00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:53,407
[ Cellphone beeps ]
702
00:27:53,491 --> 00:27:55,180
Shit.
703
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,491
[ Doorbell rings ]
704
00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:04,456
Go get that will you, Crystal?
705
00:28:08,249 --> 00:28:09,663
Who is it sweetheart?
706
00:28:09,767 --> 00:28:11,560
It's the savior of our country
707
00:28:11,663 --> 00:28:13,491
and still President of the
United States
708
00:28:13,594 --> 00:28:15,629
who was impeached unjustly.
709
00:28:15,732 --> 00:28:17,456
Get them, Mr. Service!
710
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,525
Aah!
711
00:28:19,629 --> 00:28:22,353
What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?
712
00:28:22,456 --> 00:28:24,525
God damn right
you did something wrong!
713
00:28:24,629 --> 00:28:26,318
Our public school system
is dying
714
00:28:26,422 --> 00:28:28,560
and you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!
715
00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:30,870
But we were just
trying to be like you!
716
00:28:30,974 --> 00:28:32,698
You'll never be like me!
717
00:28:32,801 --> 00:28:34,629
I've been a teacher
for 30 years!
718
00:28:34,732 --> 00:28:36,387
I'm just trying
to get my old life back
719
00:28:36,491 --> 00:28:38,353
and assholes
keep getting in my way!
720
00:28:38,456 --> 00:28:40,836
But we have to
tell children the truth!
721
00:28:40,939 --> 00:28:42,180
They have to know!
722
00:28:42,284 --> 00:28:43,663
They have to know what?!
723
00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,767
About... About the whole thing!
724
00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:47,491
About the vaccinations!
725
00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:49,525
That the pandemic
was blown out of proportion!
726
00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:51,629
That Venezuelan socialists
727
00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,974
switched out circuit boards
from voting machines
728
00:28:54,077 --> 00:28:56,836
- in 12 states!
- Good, sweetie!
729
00:28:56,939 --> 00:28:59,456
Don't you understand
everything is being manipulated!
730
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,870
Everyone's being manipulated...
731
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:04,077
So that's why everyone
in town is being
732
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:06,801
such an inconsiderate jerk
about me coming back?
733
00:29:06,905 --> 00:29:09,422
Yes. They don't want people
to like you.
734
00:29:09,525 --> 00:29:11,249
They need people to hate you!
735
00:29:11,353 --> 00:29:13,422
Who are they?
736
00:29:13,525 --> 00:29:14,836
They're the elites.
737
00:29:14,939 --> 00:29:16,353
They do whatever they want
738
00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:19,042
and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!
739
00:29:19,146 --> 00:29:20,698
And if anybody starts to care,
740
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,111
they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!
741
00:29:23,215 --> 00:29:24,318
And the truth is that...
742
00:29:24,422 --> 00:29:27,870
♪
743
00:29:41,008 --> 00:29:43,422
Kyle?
744
00:29:43,525 --> 00:29:44,698
What are you doing?
745
00:29:44,801 --> 00:29:46,594
I'm just getting
things ready to go.
746
00:29:46,698 --> 00:29:48,510
So then why are you replacing
some of the vaccines
747
00:29:48,594 --> 00:29:49,491
with Cactus Cooler?
748
00:29:49,594 --> 00:29:50,870
Alright, Stan, look.
749
00:29:50,974 --> 00:29:53,284
It's just the pressure
of everything, okay?!
750
00:29:53,387 --> 00:29:56,456
My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.
751
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,732
I don't want my mom
to die either!
752
00:29:58,836 --> 00:30:00,870
I can't believe
that you would lie to me.
753
00:30:00,974 --> 00:30:03,249
That you would
hide shit from me.
754
00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:05,353
Hey, guys, what's going on?
755
00:30:05,456 --> 00:30:07,284
Nothing, Kenny.
Everything's fine.
756
00:30:07,387 --> 00:30:09,767
Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.
757
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,560
Okay.
758
00:30:11,663 --> 00:30:13,801
I'm gonna just try and pretend
this didn't happen.
759
00:30:13,905 --> 00:30:16,008
But only because
it's what's best for Kenny.
760
00:30:20,491 --> 00:30:22,525
I can't believe
we are actually doing this.
761
00:30:22,629 --> 00:30:26,042
There are people who really need
these vaccines... who have cash.
762
00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:27,698
I just want this over with.
763
00:30:27,801 --> 00:30:30,082
Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.
764
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:33,870
I don't think so,
Kommunity Kidz!
765
00:30:33,974 --> 00:30:37,249
You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!
766
00:30:37,353 --> 00:30:39,387
The fuck you talking about,
Scott?
767
00:30:39,491 --> 00:30:41,042
I've learned the truth!
768
00:30:41,146 --> 00:30:43,077
And I won't let you
hurt the teacher!
769
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,525
We don't have time
for this Scott.
770
00:30:44,629 --> 00:30:46,111
You don't understand!
771
00:30:46,215 --> 00:30:47,732
I'm part of
a militant group now!
772
00:30:47,836 --> 00:30:50,525
A secret cabal
of patriot children!
773
00:30:50,629 --> 00:30:52,387
Lil' QTies!
774
00:30:52,491 --> 00:30:56,042
Lil' QTies? With a "Q"
and an apostrophe after the "L"?
775
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,441
That's way better than
Kommunity Kidz, guys.
776
00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:58,683
I told you...
we're getting lazy.
777
00:30:58,767 --> 00:31:02,456
Move in on my position, QTies!
778
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,939
You're not hurting
our teacher again!
779
00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:07,974
You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!
780
00:31:08,077 --> 00:31:10,939
For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needs
781
00:31:11,042 --> 00:31:13,284
have been put dead last!
782
00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:16,560
Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?
783
00:31:16,663 --> 00:31:18,525
- Yeah!
- Butters?
784
00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:20,146
You're a part of this too?
785
00:31:20,249 --> 00:31:21,648
I just wanted to
believe in something
786
00:31:21,732 --> 00:31:22,855
that would get me
out of the house!
787
00:31:22,939 --> 00:31:24,801
I didn't give a shit
what it was!
788
00:31:24,905 --> 00:31:27,974
Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.
789
00:31:28,077 --> 00:31:30,249
Look, you guys have a right
to say and believe
790
00:31:30,353 --> 00:31:31,663
whatever you want, okay?
791
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:34,008
But what you believe
is really stupid.
792
00:31:34,111 --> 00:31:36,318
We'll see who's stupid!
793
00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:39,698
[ Children
shouting indistinctly ]
794
00:31:44,491 --> 00:31:48,422
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
795
00:31:48,525 --> 00:31:51,111
♪
796
00:31:51,215 --> 00:31:53,491
Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,
797
00:31:53,594 --> 00:31:55,077
where the Kommunity Kidz
798
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:57,629
were set to distribute vaccines
to the public.
799
00:31:57,732 --> 00:32:00,422
That's when a rival gang showed
up and tried to stop them,
800
00:32:00,525 --> 00:32:02,939
and the fighting
is still going on now.
801
00:32:03,042 --> 00:32:05,180
You can see behind me
most of the damage is done,
802
00:32:05,284 --> 00:32:07,146
but it is still raging on, Tom.
803
00:32:07,249 --> 00:32:10,594
You can see this awful gang
is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz
804
00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:12,732
just because Kommunity Kidz
believe in something
805
00:32:12,836 --> 00:32:14,215
and actually...
and actually care!
806
00:32:14,318 --> 00:32:16,042
They care enough to do
something!
807
00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:18,836
Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,
808
00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:21,318
- right, Chris?
- What do you mean, Tom?
809
00:32:21,422 --> 00:32:23,318
Well, the Kommunity Kidz
are acting on something
810
00:32:23,422 --> 00:32:25,905
they believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?
811
00:32:26,008 --> 00:32:27,353
What is the difference?
812
00:32:27,456 --> 00:32:29,215
Oh, yeah, well,
the difference, Tom,
813
00:32:29,318 --> 00:32:30,510
is that you are
a giant piece of shit.
814
00:32:30,594 --> 00:32:32,491
That's the fucking difference!
815
00:32:32,594 --> 00:32:35,732
Okay, let's just... You're gonna
even remotely defend these monsters
816
00:32:35,836 --> 00:32:38,042
when Kommunity Kidz are
promoting change, just...
817
00:32:38,146 --> 00:32:39,698
Fuck you, Tom!
I'm out!
818
00:32:39,801 --> 00:32:42,077
[ Indistinct
shouting continues ]
819
00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:43,905
Oh, no!
Oh, Jesus, look!
820
00:32:44,008 --> 00:32:46,560
- Man: This is my shot!
- Man #2: My shot!
821
00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:49,042
[ Indistinct shouting ]
822
00:32:49,146 --> 00:32:51,215
Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!
823
00:32:51,318 --> 00:32:56,491
[ Indistinct shouting
continues ]
824
00:32:56,594 --> 00:32:59,008
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
825
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,594
[ Door opens ]
826
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:04,732
Come on! I can show you
my Q headquarters!
827
00:33:04,836 --> 00:33:07,801
Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.
828
00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:09,318
Vaccinations are nothing more
829
00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:11,767
than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.
830
00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:13,629
We've been trying
to warn everyone,
831
00:33:13,732 --> 00:33:15,491
and then Q released
a new post saying
832
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,801
the most important day
would be March 4.
833
00:33:17,905 --> 00:33:19,318
At first, it didn't make sense.
834
00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:20,939
Nothing's happening
on March 4th!
835
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,456
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming service
836
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,146
which launched on March 4!
837
00:33:26,249 --> 00:33:27,629
Streaming is also
the the term used
838
00:33:27,732 --> 00:33:29,387
for the nano-technology
microchips
839
00:33:29,491 --> 00:33:32,215
invented by Bill Gates
that are being put into a liquid
840
00:33:32,318 --> 00:33:34,732
and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!
841
00:33:34,836 --> 00:33:36,318
Who the hell is doing all this?
842
00:33:36,422 --> 00:33:38,249
The Hollywood elites!
843
00:33:38,353 --> 00:33:40,318
All of them,
rich, powerful people
844
00:33:40,422 --> 00:33:42,698
who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochrome
845
00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:44,146
from tortured children!
846
00:33:44,249 --> 00:33:46,456
Anyone who gets vaccinated
is going to be tracked
847
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,732
and manipulated
for the rest of their lives.
848
00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:50,939
I got an e-mail that
all teachers are about to be
849
00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:52,767
vaccinated at the school!
850
00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:54,717
You're telling me they're all
going to become mindless zombies
851
00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,215
who are fine with child murder!
852
00:33:56,318 --> 00:33:58,939
Yes! Aw geez, we
gotta get to the school!
853
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:00,594
I'll let
all the other 'anons know!
854
00:34:00,698 --> 00:34:02,318
We'll put a stop this
once a for all!
855
00:34:02,422 --> 00:34:03,629
Let's do this!
856
00:34:03,732 --> 00:34:04,870
[ Whoosh! ]
857
00:34:04,974 --> 00:34:07,387
Hey!
What the hell just happened?!
858
00:34:07,491 --> 00:34:09,939
It's the Hollywood elites!
They're onto us!
859
00:34:10,042 --> 00:34:10,939
Come on!
860
00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:12,767
[ Wind howling ]
861
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:16,111
Oh, my holy Jesus!
862
00:34:16,215 --> 00:34:18,215
Don't want the truth
coming out, huh?
863
00:34:18,318 --> 00:34:19,732
Damn you!
864
00:34:19,836 --> 00:34:23,318
We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!
865
00:34:28,870 --> 00:34:31,422
I'm sorry for
wasting everyone's time.
866
00:34:31,525 --> 00:34:33,111
I don't know why I believed them
867
00:34:33,215 --> 00:34:34,939
when they said
they had vaccinations.
868
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:38,042
I don't know why I believe
anything anymore.
869
00:34:38,146 --> 00:34:40,663
[ Cellphone ringing ]
870
00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:41,870
Yes?!
871
00:34:41,974 --> 00:34:44,560
Hi, Ms. Nelson.
How are you?!
872
00:34:44,663 --> 00:34:47,353
Cut the crap! You said
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!
873
00:34:47,456 --> 00:34:49,353
And, you know, we just
ran into a little hiccup,
874
00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:51,372
so we wanted to see if you could
meet us somewhere else
875
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,077
- for the vaccine.
- Oh, no.
876
00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,801
I knew this was a prank.
877
00:34:54,905 --> 00:34:57,387
You're not tricking me
into going anywhere!
878
00:34:57,491 --> 00:34:59,215
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
879
00:34:59,318 --> 00:35:00,579
Okay, fine,
we'll be there, okay?
880
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,008
Just sit tight.
881
00:35:02,111 --> 00:35:04,456
What was that?! You know
we can't get into school!
882
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,698
- She's not gonna -come meet us, Kyle!
- You didn't even try!
883
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,200
He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!
884
00:35:10,284 --> 00:35:11,974
And what about you, Kyle?
885
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,786
You were the one trying
to take vaccines for yourself
886
00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:15,284
this morning.
887
00:35:15,387 --> 00:35:17,077
He what?!
888
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:20,525
Wow. Okay. Thought that we had
gotten past that, but...
889
00:35:20,629 --> 00:35:22,180
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
890
00:35:22,284 --> 00:35:24,594
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
891
00:35:24,698 --> 00:35:26,698
We can't keep pretending.
892
00:35:26,801 --> 00:35:30,008
- Are you seriously -saying what I think?
- Alright, guys.
893
00:35:30,111 --> 00:35:32,698
I guess it's time we all had the
talk we never wanted to have.
894
00:35:32,801 --> 00:35:35,318
Kenny you wanna go be
on your iPad for a minute?
895
00:35:35,422 --> 00:35:37,629
What?
No, I wanna hear this!
896
00:35:37,732 --> 00:35:39,338
We just... We need to talk
for a second, Kenny.
897
00:35:39,422 --> 00:35:41,284
Look, I downloaded
"Madagascar 3."
898
00:35:41,387 --> 00:35:43,147
You wanna watch
with your "Troll" headphones?
899
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:45,111
Yeah, okay.
900
00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:48,801
Look, it's been a hard year.
901
00:35:48,905 --> 00:35:51,353
And I think for some people
there's just no going back.
902
00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:53,767
I've been trying as hard as I
can to hold things together,
903
00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:55,146
but I have to admit...
904
00:35:55,249 --> 00:35:56,717
I'm just going
through the "brotions."
905
00:35:56,801 --> 00:35:58,939
We can't just force things
for Kenny's sake.
906
00:35:59,042 --> 00:36:01,146
It's not good for us
and it's not good for him.
907
00:36:03,353 --> 00:36:05,387
We still have
a bunch of vaccines here.
908
00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:07,008
What happens now?
909
00:36:07,111 --> 00:36:09,767
I think I have a plan.
910
00:36:09,870 --> 00:36:13,042
An explosive powder keg
of humanity is set to go off
911
00:36:13,146 --> 00:36:14,836
at South Park Elementary!
912
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:17,353
Thousands of people have turned
up to get their shot...
913
00:36:17,456 --> 00:36:19,560
that one shot
that could change everything.
914
00:36:19,663 --> 00:36:21,594
But also in the crowd
are several people
915
00:36:21,698 --> 00:36:23,939
who want to stop those vaccines
from happening.
916
00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:26,387
At the center of it all...
that amazing group of kids
917
00:36:26,491 --> 00:36:29,422
who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.
918
00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:32,180
I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.
919
00:36:32,284 --> 00:36:34,870
A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.
920
00:36:34,974 --> 00:36:36,732
Yeah... Yeah,
I see what you did there, Tom.
921
00:36:36,836 --> 00:36:39,318
- That's real fucking cute.
- I'm not trying to be cute.
922
00:36:39,422 --> 00:36:40,974
I'm saying
if these kids really believe
923
00:36:41,077 --> 00:36:42,338
the horrific things
they believe,
924
00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:44,353
then they'd be bad people
not to go out
925
00:36:44,456 --> 00:36:45,407
and do something about it,
wouldn't they?
926
00:36:45,491 --> 00:36:46,870
Yes, that's totally true
927
00:36:46,974 --> 00:36:49,111
if you're a corrupt dickhead
without morals.
928
00:36:49,215 --> 00:36:52,165
You gotta be fucking... Okay, okay,
Chris, let's just get back to the weather.
929
00:36:52,249 --> 00:36:54,939
Yeah, let's get back
to the weather, you cunt.
930
00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:05,456
Come on, Mr. Service, we have to
get back to the school!
931
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,249
My...
My balls are freezing, sir.
932
00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:10,801
Mr. Service's balls
are freezing!
933
00:37:10,905 --> 00:37:12,318
Don't give in to them!
934
00:37:12,422 --> 00:37:14,284
They're trying to
make a joke of everything!
935
00:37:14,387 --> 00:37:15,767
That's what they do.
936
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:19,215
How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?
937
00:37:19,318 --> 00:37:21,594
You still don't get it, do you?!
938
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,767
They don't just drink
adrenochrome, they run the show!
939
00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,594
The whole damn show!
940
00:37:26,698 --> 00:37:28,042
It comes down to two people...
941
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:30,284
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
942
00:37:30,387 --> 00:37:32,905
That's getting a little
close to home, huh?!
943
00:37:33,008 --> 00:37:36,146
You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!
944
00:37:36,249 --> 00:37:39,249
They're making fun of me
to try and discredit my beliefs!
945
00:37:39,353 --> 00:37:41,939
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?!
946
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,146
Don't let the world know that!
947
00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:48,698
Listen!
Listen, whoever you are!
948
00:37:48,801 --> 00:37:51,146
I don't give a shit what you do!
949
00:37:51,249 --> 00:37:53,146
What?!
What are you saying?!
950
00:37:53,249 --> 00:37:56,560
Please!
I just want my old life back!
951
00:37:56,663 --> 00:37:59,215
No, stop!
They're monsters!
952
00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:01,525
I don't care
what you do to kids,
953
00:38:01,629 --> 00:38:04,146
I just want people
to like me again!
954
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:05,200
You son of a bitch!
955
00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:07,974
Aah!
Aah! Mr. Service!
956
00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:14,870
Mr. Garrison: Hello?
957
00:38:14,974 --> 00:38:16,422
Hello?!
958
00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:22,249
How would you like
to make a deal?
959
00:38:22,353 --> 00:38:23,249
[ Grunts ]
960
00:38:23,353 --> 00:38:25,663
Aah! Aah!
961
00:38:33,284 --> 00:38:35,318
Cartman:
Alright, here's the situation...
962
00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:37,180
all of our teachers
are inside the school,
963
00:38:37,284 --> 00:38:40,732
surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.
964
00:38:40,836 --> 00:38:43,525
The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...
965
00:38:43,629 --> 00:38:45,870
and we are no longer bros.
966
00:38:45,974 --> 00:38:48,146
The magic is gone and we are
through, is that right?
967
00:38:48,249 --> 00:38:49,870
Yup.
968
00:38:49,974 --> 00:38:51,939
But we all want
what's best for Kenny,
969
00:38:52,042 --> 00:38:53,510
so we have to
find a way to compromise
970
00:38:53,594 --> 00:38:54,870
and move on with our lives.
971
00:38:54,974 --> 00:38:55,870
So how do we do it?
972
00:38:55,974 --> 00:38:56,870
We use...
973
00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:59,974
a 2-2-3.
974
00:39:00,077 --> 00:39:02,027
Kyle, you have Kenny for two
days starting on Monday.
975
00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:03,525
I have Kenny Thursday
and Friday,
976
00:39:03,629 --> 00:39:05,131
and then, Stan,
you get him for the weekend.
977
00:39:05,215 --> 00:39:06,855
Then we switch where I have
Kenny starting Monday,
978
00:39:06,939 --> 00:39:08,629
Stan gets two days
and Kyle gets a weekend.
979
00:39:08,732 --> 00:39:13,215
Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.
980
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:15,042
Okay, so we can go alternating
weeks...
981
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:17,456
each one of us has Kenny
for six days and then we rotate.
982
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,767
A week is a long time for Kenny
to be with one person.
983
00:39:20,870 --> 00:39:22,390
Alternating weeks
with a midweek visit.
984
00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:24,870
We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.
985
00:39:24,974 --> 00:39:26,629
Aw, come on.
What about sleepovers?
986
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:28,594
We can't take those
away from Kenny.
987
00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:31,215
Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.
988
00:39:31,318 --> 00:39:33,118
It would be easier
if I just knew I always had
989
00:39:33,215 --> 00:39:34,663
Kenny on certain days.
990
00:39:34,767 --> 00:39:36,456
3-3-4-4 rotation.
991
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,855
Makes everyone's
days consistent...
992
00:39:37,939 --> 00:39:39,663
hang on a second, guys.
993
00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:41,491
Everything okay, buddy?
994
00:39:42,767 --> 00:39:43,939
Yeah, what's going on?
995
00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:45,387
We're almost done in here,
Kenny.
996
00:39:45,491 --> 00:39:47,131
You liking that birthday
cake-flavored ice cream?
997
00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:49,732
Yeah, it's fine, but I... Okay,
you're doing great, pal.
998
00:39:49,836 --> 00:39:51,456
The 3-3-4-4 is the most
consistent,
999
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,387
but to change weekends,
we would need...
1000
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:55,387
the 2-2-5-5 rotation,
1001
00:39:55,491 --> 00:39:56,958
where the weekends
can actually fluctuate.
1002
00:39:57,042 --> 00:39:58,767
I don't even know what to say...
1003
00:39:58,870 --> 00:40:00,629
Well, I say
that out of all of those...
1004
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,180
the first one
makes the most sense.
1005
00:40:04,767 --> 00:40:06,836
The 2-2-3, I agree.
1006
00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:08,353
This way
we don't have to be bros
1007
00:40:08,456 --> 00:40:10,560
but Kenny still has
the best possible life.
1008
00:40:10,663 --> 00:40:12,491
2-2-3.
1009
00:40:12,594 --> 00:40:14,870
That's so ridiculous...
1010
00:40:14,974 --> 00:40:17,215
that it just might work.
1011
00:40:20,732 --> 00:40:22,836
We've just received
devastating news here
1012
00:40:22,939 --> 00:40:24,353
at South Park Elementary.
1013
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,905
It appears that
the Kommunity Kidz...
1014
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,836
are breaking up.
1015
00:40:28,939 --> 00:40:32,008
They have asked for people to
"respect their privacy
1016
00:40:32,111 --> 00:40:33,525
in these difficult times,"
1017
00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:35,939
and it appears that the strain
of this pandemic,
1018
00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:38,525
from people like you, Tom,
was just too much.
1019
00:40:38,629 --> 00:40:41,318
- Oh, here we go, here we go.
- Yeah, here we go!
1020
00:40:41,422 --> 00:40:43,510
You just couldn't leave 'em
alone could you, ya prick?!
1021
00:40:43,594 --> 00:40:47,594
Okay, Chris, let's just... They broke
up 'cause of you and your stupid...
1022
00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:49,318
Wait. Wait, wait wait.
1023
00:40:49,422 --> 00:40:51,008
Wait a minute.
What is this?
1024
00:40:51,111 --> 00:40:53,732
Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz
has shown up to the school...
1025
00:40:53,836 --> 00:40:55,905
with the vaccines!
1026
00:41:00,456 --> 00:41:03,077
Finally!
I'm gonna get my shot!
1027
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:04,801
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
1028
00:41:04,905 --> 00:41:06,560
Alright, QTies, this is it!
1029
00:41:06,663 --> 00:41:08,767
Prepare for the storm!
1030
00:41:11,663 --> 00:41:14,525
Dude, what are you doing?
1031
00:41:14,629 --> 00:41:16,042
You're gonna get yourself
killed.
1032
00:41:16,146 --> 00:41:19,077
This isn't our fight anymore,
Kyle.
1033
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:21,353
We set out to do something.
1034
00:41:21,456 --> 00:41:24,525
I'm not letting our broship fall
to the pandi just yet.
1035
00:41:25,974 --> 00:41:27,353
Alright...
1036
00:41:27,456 --> 00:41:29,353
then let's get those vaccines
to the teachers.
1037
00:41:29,456 --> 00:41:31,836
Okay, let's do this.
1038
00:41:50,422 --> 00:41:52,077
Mr. Garrison: Hey!
1039
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:55,353
Hold on a second everybody!
1040
00:41:55,456 --> 00:41:56,905
[ Grunts ]
1041
00:41:57,008 --> 00:41:58,905
I think I can...
1042
00:41:59,008 --> 00:42:01,318
I think I can
help things out here!
1043
00:42:02,801 --> 00:42:04,698
What the fuck is that?
1044
00:42:04,801 --> 00:42:06,974
It's him!
The Chosen one!
1045
00:42:07,077 --> 00:42:08,456
He's come to save us all
1046
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,905
like the prophecy foretold
on the Internet!
1047
00:42:11,008 --> 00:42:13,974
Wait, he's the Chosen one?
1048
00:42:14,077 --> 00:42:16,491
Listen! Listen, everybody.
1049
00:42:16,594 --> 00:42:20,111
I... I think I owe you all
a big apology.
1050
00:42:20,215 --> 00:42:22,111
I came in here expecting
1051
00:42:22,215 --> 00:42:24,318
everything to just
go back to normal,
1052
00:42:24,422 --> 00:42:26,456
but...
we've all been through
1053
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,284
the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.
1054
00:42:29,387 --> 00:42:32,767
I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.
1055
00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:36,422
But relationships
are very fragile things,
1056
00:42:36,525 --> 00:42:39,560
and in time of crises
when we need each other most,
1057
00:42:39,663 --> 00:42:42,974
it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.
1058
00:42:43,077 --> 00:42:45,077
But through it all, Mr. White
here has taught me
1059
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,008
a very important lesson.
1060
00:42:47,111 --> 00:42:50,456
Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.
1061
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,387
And so, I've worked out a deal
1062
00:42:53,491 --> 00:42:55,491
with some pretty powerful
people...
1063
00:42:55,594 --> 00:42:58,111
Alright, boys, do your thing!
1064
00:42:58,215 --> 00:43:02,318
[ Low bass tone sounding ]
1065
00:43:02,422 --> 00:43:05,008
[ Fireworks crackling ]
1066
00:43:05,111 --> 00:43:08,353
All: Ahhhhh!
1067
00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:10,284
It's Air Israel
1068
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:13,284
with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!
1069
00:43:13,387 --> 00:43:15,456
[ Cheering ]
1070
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,491
♪
1071
00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:21,180
[ Israeli music playing ]
1072
00:43:21,284 --> 00:43:22,525
[ Cheering ]
1073
00:43:22,629 --> 00:43:25,663
[ Uplifting music playing ]
1074
00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:27,974
Hey, Garrison!
Good job!
1075
00:43:28,077 --> 00:43:30,629
Yeah!
You're alright, Garrison!
1076
00:43:30,732 --> 00:43:32,387
Oh, geez...
1077
00:43:32,491 --> 00:43:34,008
Thanks, everybody.
1078
00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:35,711
Well, come on you guys!
Let's get inside!
1079
00:43:38,974 --> 00:43:41,387
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!
1080
00:43:41,491 --> 00:43:44,042
Boys!
Boys, you made it!
1081
00:43:45,525 --> 00:43:46,974
Of course we made it!
1082
00:43:47,077 --> 00:43:49,836
'Cause our broship
can survive anything!
1083
00:43:49,939 --> 00:43:51,456
Hello, Ms. Nelson!
1084
00:43:53,249 --> 00:43:55,594
We got your vaccination
for you, Ms. Nelson.
1085
00:43:55,698 --> 00:43:57,594
Boys...
you really did it.
1086
00:43:57,698 --> 00:43:59,146
I... I can't believe it.
1087
00:43:59,249 --> 00:44:01,249
For a while there,
I thought I...
1088
00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:03,939
[ Coughs ] Excuse me.
1089
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:07,180
I thought I wasn't gonna...
[ Coughs ]
1090
00:44:07,284 --> 00:44:10,111
Gosh [coughs] excuse me.
1091
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:14,560
[ Coughing, gasping ]
1092
00:44:16,974 --> 00:44:19,491
As a teacher, Ms. Nelson
did everything she could
1093
00:44:19,594 --> 00:44:20,905
for her students.
1094
00:44:21,008 --> 00:44:23,698
So it seems
even more unfair that she...
1095
00:44:23,801 --> 00:44:25,594
was just a few days late
getting the vaccine
1096
00:44:25,698 --> 00:44:27,905
before she died of COVID.
1097
00:44:28,008 --> 00:44:30,594
And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teaching
1098
00:44:30,698 --> 00:44:32,249
for Ms. Nelson
permanently...
1099
00:44:32,353 --> 00:44:34,456
[ Crying ]
1100
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,249
...I think we should all
take a moment to say...
1101
00:44:37,353 --> 00:44:39,905
Hey! The rest of us made it,
South Park!
1102
00:44:40,008 --> 00:44:42,284
We're on the other side
of this damn thing!
1103
00:44:42,387 --> 00:44:44,353
[ Cheering ]
1104
00:44:44,456 --> 00:44:47,698
And so it's time for adults
to screw these masks
1105
00:44:47,801 --> 00:44:50,525
and party like it's 2021![ Cheering ]
1106
00:44:50,629 --> 00:44:53,732
[ "Down By the Lazy River" by
the Osmond Brothers plays ]
1107
00:44:53,836 --> 00:44:57,077
♪
1108
00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:00,663
♪ Down by the lazy river
1109
00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:03,594
♪ One big family
1110
00:45:03,698 --> 00:45:07,008
[ Spitting and laughing ]♪ If
you're all alone, you won't be long ♪
1111
00:45:07,111 --> 00:45:10,077
♪ Just bring your guitar
and sing your song ♪
1112
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:12,939
Hey, look at Walgreens!
Nobody's going!
1113
00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:15,698
Yeah! That place used to be cool
and now it's lame!
1114
00:45:15,801 --> 00:45:17,836
So we still have some
of the pandemic special,
1115
00:45:17,939 --> 00:45:19,974
but the vaccination special
is about out!
1116
00:45:20,077 --> 00:45:22,318
Try 'em both...
the season is about over, guys!
1117
00:45:22,422 --> 00:45:24,905
Back inside the retirement home,
old people!
1118
00:45:25,008 --> 00:45:26,491
All the fun places
are ours again!
1119
00:45:26,594 --> 00:45:28,180
Old Man: Aw!
1120
00:45:28,284 --> 00:45:32,249
Adults are all vaccinated!
Adults are all vaccinated!
1121
00:45:32,353 --> 00:45:34,974
♪ You know
there's plenty of room ♪
1122
00:45:35,077 --> 00:45:36,939
Well, I guess this is it...
1123
00:45:37,042 --> 00:45:39,732
- Yeah.
- I guess it is what's best for everybody.
1124
00:45:39,836 --> 00:45:41,525
What are you guys talking about?
1125
00:45:41,629 --> 00:45:43,974
Everything's gonna be okay,
Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.
1126
00:45:44,077 --> 00:45:46,801
- And I'll come pick you up -on Thursday, Kenny.
- Huh?
1127
00:45:46,905 --> 00:45:49,456
Hey, I wish you guys
all the best, huh?
1128
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,111
Thanks.
I'll be fine.
1129
00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:52,752
I already have some new bros
I'm hanging out with.
1130
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:54,629
Clyde: Hey, Cartman!
1131
00:45:54,732 --> 00:45:57,111
- Yeah?
- Dude they're reopening Casa Bonita this weekend.
1132
00:45:57,215 --> 00:45:58,456
Do you wanna come with us?
1133
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,905
Casa Bonita?!
Hell yeah, I'll come!
1134
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,732
Oh, wait! I can't!
1135
00:46:02,836 --> 00:46:04,560
I have fucking
Kenny this weekend!
1136
00:46:04,663 --> 00:46:06,284
Shit!
1137
00:46:16,111 --> 00:46:18,180
[ Sighs ]
1138
00:46:18,284 --> 00:46:20,422
Nice doing business with you...
1139
00:46:20,525 --> 00:46:28,525
you little
child-murdering pedophiles.
1140
00:46:30,732 --> 00:46:38,732
♪
1141
00:46:40,456 --> 00:46:48,456
♪
1142
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:58,180
♪
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