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[ Water bubbling ]
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♪♪
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Joe:
Hello.
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My name is Joe Pera.
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And don't worry.
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No one turned me
into a cardinal fish.
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I just gave myself a bad haircut
and prefer you watch
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this aquarium footage
I had saved instead.
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Well, not so much saved
as unused --
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much of it
because it's too relaxing.
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[ Waves breaking,
birds chirping ]
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♪♪
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Kind of reflects
how I'm feeling right now,
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but it's also pretty calming
to watch.
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Right?
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I figured that to not share it
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in times like these
would be wrong,
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and so I assembled
the best of it here for you.
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It's a little more casual
than usual,
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but if just one nurse
can come home
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and watch it to fall asleep,
it'll be worth it.
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♪♪
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I mean, I can't think
of a much better use
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for my footage of a clay pot...
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...or this coffee pot...
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...and these trees.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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It's a shame that we couldn't
find a place for them
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before now.
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But I have learned that people
mostly want to watch shows
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about people,
so I tried to respect that.
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Someday, though, I'll make
a program with only trees.
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Maybe even start
my own network -- Tree TV.
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No people.
Just trees.
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Maybe every now and then we'd
show an NBA game, but that's it.
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I can't be the only one who'd
prefer to watch Old Tjikko,
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a 9,000-year-old spruce,
after reading the news.
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♪♪
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The downside is that my network
won't provide much opportunity
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for human actors.
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But as we reassess
what is essential,
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I wonder if actors are.
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Well, there are
definitely two --
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Ed Harris and Elizabeth Hurley.
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Last week, I watched
"Austin Powers"
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for the first time in 10 years,
and it holds up very well --
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a complete send-up of spy films
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and one of the things
that makes me laugh most.
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And Elizabeth Hurley
is the perfect straight man
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to Austin Powers.
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She's one of the few people
who can rein him in,
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and that is no small feat.
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Can you imagine
if it were only Austin Powers?
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It would be chaos.
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A town where all the stoplights
are green --
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fun to imagine
but in real life fatal.
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Also, she's one of the only
people in the movie
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not played by Austin Powers.
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It's just too bad
that in the second film
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she turned out to be a fembot.
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It was distressing to me
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and made dating hard
for a long time.
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Not the robot part.
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Just imagine falling for someone
who then tried to kill you.
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But instead of going down
that path,
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why don't I give you
some good news?
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Tree TV is considered
is considering a merger
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with Waterfall TV.
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And I'd say it was
pretty likely,
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'cause I am the CEO of both.
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♪♪
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Look at this.
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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Trees on the move.
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♪♪
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Just as I could endlessly look
out a car window,
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I could endlessly watch
this footage
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of looking out of a car window.
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It's conducive to thinking.
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It helps the mind wander freely.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I recently discovered
a great simple recipe
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I'd like to share with you.
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It's called maple syrup toast.
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Basically you take
a slice of bread, toast it,
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and then cover it
in real maple syrup.
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If you do it just right,
it's better than a steak for me.
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Not only that,
but you can eat it
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for up to two meals a day
without getting sick.
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The syrup is energy.
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Just please don't eat it
while you're driving.
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It's so good, you might crash.
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Sometimes simple meals
are the best.
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Like two apples.
Me and my friends know this.
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♪♪
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That's the one.
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You're a nice girl.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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There's some more footage
of fish I'm excited to show you,
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but I wanted to show you this
first --
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not because my old idea
to use empty baseball diamonds
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for outdoor church
is more relevant than ever.
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It's just nice to watch
the grounds keeper lay down
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the chalk lines.
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He's giving boundary
to the boundaryless,
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and it's kind of comforting
to watch in these times.
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Steady.
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Steady.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Steady.
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When we were learning geometry
in third grade,
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my teacher explained that unless
it intersects with another line,
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a line will continue on
indefinitely,
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even if the paper ends.
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With graph paper, pencil,
and a little arrow,
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I could create something
that continued forever.
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What incredible power
for an 8-year-old.
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I don't know about you,
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but lately I've been doing
a lot of sitting --
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so much that my back
has begun to get sore.
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It stinks.
I thought I was good at sitting.
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Despite all the sitting, I try
my best to stick to a routine.
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It's grid paper
on which to sketch my days --
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wake up, call all my uncles
by 10:00 a.m.,
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at noon, eat lunch to the sound
of my refrigerator humming,
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then do one of three things
I meant to do, eat dinner,
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then read or watch
a Bulbar movie and go to bed.
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The next day, I'll do it again.
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Sounds humdrum,
but now more than ever,
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my routine is what stands
between me and the abyss.
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I learned this lesson
on one evening
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I decided to stay up all night
to see what would happen.
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Instead of going to bed on time,
I drank a coffee after dinner,
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then watched four Bulbar movies.
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It was great
until the sun came up
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and I saw that there's nothing
separating days but sleep.
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I know days have cycles
and seasons have cycles.
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Time is not a cycle for us,
just a straight line,
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one that doesn't continue
forever.
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But that's all right,
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'cause my routine
helps me forget this.
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Anyhow, I've been taking
a lot of comfort lately
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in the second law
of thermodynamics.
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Usually I don't,
but right now it's nice to know
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that all natural processes
are irreversible
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and things
are always moving forward.
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♪♪
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And while I'm not sure it's
possible to affect things much,
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I've got hope
that we can bump the path
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in a slightly better direction.
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There's a quote
about how over time
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the direction of the moral
universe curves towards justice.
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But that is not science,
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and my friend
brought it up recently
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to suggest
she didn't believe it.
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"If that were true," she said,
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"Henry Kissinger
would be in jail."
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"He's still alive," I said.
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"There's still time."
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Positive thinking.
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What else are we supposed to do?
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What do you want me to tell you?
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I reached in,
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explored a bit to find something
that might be of use for us,
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and came back
with "Austin Powers."
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And you know what? D--
Amen.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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I mean, I don't know.
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Don't you wish
that we could all see the world
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through the eyes of a poet?
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We had the chance.
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It was called Google Glass,
and we took it for granted.
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That's a final joke
for the nurses.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Water bubbling,
indistinct conversations ]
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Well, t-that was supposed to be
the end.
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I told them I've got
more aquarium footage,
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so they asked me last minute
to extend this.
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So...I-I guess I'll keep going.
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[ Water bubbling ]
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Look. That striped guy doesn't
look like a strong swimmer.
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Ah.
There he goes.
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Don't let your kids see.
There's more than one Dory.
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I wonder if these fish feel
a longing to be somewhere else.
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It's hard to tell if they're
resigned or unconcerned.
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Their faces don't give much
away.
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You see, I can't read that.
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It reminds me about a story
I read.
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It was called "Axolotl,"
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and it's about a man
who becomes an axolotl.
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Uh, if you don't know what one
looks like, it's like this.
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In the story, he goes
and stares at it in the eyes
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every day at the zoo,
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until one day,
they suddenly change places.
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I've only read a little bit
of Kafka,
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but I think that would be
considered Kafkaesque,
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because that's what they say
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when a human
turns into an animal.
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It's, uh, based on his story
"The Bug."
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"Beauty and the Beast" --
Kafkaesque.
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The story contained perhaps
the best description of a lizard
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I've ever read --
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"I saw the rosy little body,
translucent,
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ending in a fish's tail
of extraordinary delicacy.
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And then I discovered its eyes,
its face --
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inexpressive features with
no other traits, save the eyes,
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two orifices, like brooches,
wholly of transparent gold,
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lacking any life, but looking,
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letting themself be penetrated
by my look."
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Julio Cortázar.
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I'm not sure if I understood
all of it,
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but at the beginning,
the narrator thinks
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they are immortal-seeming
and wise in their stillness.
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But then he becomes one and
realizes that they don't move
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'cause they're just trapped
in a tank,
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also trapped in lizard bodies,
they can think like humans
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but can't talk
'cause they are lizards.
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Kafkaesque.
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Seems like we've now got
an animal theme going.
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So I asked my friend Otis if we
could borrow some of his clips.
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In 2012, he went to Japan
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and fed the monkeys apples
and peanuts.
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Otis told me that the fences
here enclose the humans,
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not the animals.
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It's interesting.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I got to admit --
I'm a little bit jealous.
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But as we know, you don't
need to leave the country
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to feed apples to an animal.
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Plus my horse friend Emma can
eat a hundred times more apples
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than those guys.
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Proves my theory --
Everyone loves apples.
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Horses...
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...turtles...
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chinchillas...
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coypu, and on and on.
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Apples are the connection
between species.
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Before you write this off as
straight pandering or too cute,
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know that many of these animals
may be trying to get drunk.
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A lot of species seek out apples
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that have been on the ground
long enough to ferment.
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They'll eat them
and get a little intoxicated.
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Imagine driving home
on a Friday night
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and getting stuck behind
a herd of sheep
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that has eaten
too many fermented apples.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Bell chimes ]
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[ Engines humming ]
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All right.
I have a question for you.
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At this moment, if you could be
anywhere in the whole world,
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where would you be?
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Anywhere.
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Are you serious?
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Taking a summer boat ride
through downtown Milwaukee?
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That's incredible,
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'cause I've got a whole sequence
of just that.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Don't ask me how I knew.
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♪♪
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I set it to a song
by my friend Owen.
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I hope you brought
your own beer.
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[ Chuckles softly ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Man:
♪ Don't go down Haring Street
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♪ That much anymore
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♪ I had to get
my glasses fixed ♪
279
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♪ Right there in front of
the old coffee shop was Walter ♪
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♪ Just sitting
where he'd always sit ♪
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♪ He was staring in the window
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♪ Maybe at you
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♪ Maybe at whomever's walking in
to fetch you muffins ♪
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♪ And Sunday papers
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♪ The way we used to
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♪ I don't drink coffee
all that much anymore ♪
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♪ When I do, I fix it at home
288
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♪ Don't do the crossword
Sunday ♪
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♪ I can feel dumb other ways
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♪ I can never finish them
alone ♪
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♪ Some days I ride down
to the dog park ♪
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♪ On the other side of town
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Joe: This power plant's
actually in Marquette.
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Just thought it looked nice.
295
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Man: ♪ Just to sit down
in the shade ♪
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♪ And watch those puppies
running 'round ♪
297
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♪ I don't miss feeling bad
and dreading every call ♪
298
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♪ The constant
screaming dialogue ♪
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♪ I swear that there were
some days ♪
300
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♪ It felt like I was only
coming around for your dog ♪
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♪ All those sunny days
with Walter ♪
302
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♪ Chasin' squirrels
around the park ♪
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♪ The way he'd flip
when he would see me coming ♪
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♪ Like the way
he did this morning ♪
305
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♪ With that big old
Walter bark ♪
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♪ Bark, bark
307
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:45,220
♪ Bark, bark
308
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♪ Bark, bark
309
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♪ Hey there, Walter
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♪ Bark, bark
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♪♪
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[ Dog barks ]
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Alright, Take Care
and Good night.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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