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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ?
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? Ready to race to you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
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? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
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? It feels so right
it can't be wrong ?
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? Rocking and
rolling all week long ?
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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? Saturday, what a day ?
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? Groovin' all week with you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
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? These happy days are yours ?
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? And mine, Happy Days! ?
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? Hey, ey, hey, little girl ?
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? Little girl ?
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? Hey, little girl,
can I come along ?
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? Carry your books
and I'll hold your arm ?
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? Hoping that
you'll tell me yes ?
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? Because you're the
girl that I love best ?
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? Hey, ey, hey ?
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? Little girl ?
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? Hey, little girl in the
high school sweater ?
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? Gee, I hope that
you're feeling better ?
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? Not just like
the time before ?
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? Remember when
you closed that door ?
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? Hey, ey, hey, little girl ?
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? Little girl. ?
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Okay, everybody,
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thank you very much
for coming down tonight.
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It was wonderful,
wonderful, wonderful.
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Now everybody out.
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Al, what's the big rush?
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Well, I got a date tonight.
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Oh, hey, everybody,
Al's got a date!
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Let's go, everybody.
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Use both exits.
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Everybody out.
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Oh, Inspiration Point?
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You got it.
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- Hey, Rich?
- Hm?
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Can I borrow your car?
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I've given it a lot
of thought, and no.
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Well, we walk again.
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Chachi, two girls?
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Yeah, two to one.
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I love the odds.
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Well, see you tomorrow, guys.
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Yeah, right, Leather.
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- Hey, Rich?
- Huh?
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Do me a favor and lock
up for me, will you please?
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- Sure, Al.
- You know Evelyn, my date?
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- Yeah?
- She's a schoolteacher,
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and she wouldn't
like it if I was tardy.
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Tardy. Oh, Al?
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- Al...
- Yep?
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Ought to bring her an apple.
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- I got it in the car.
- Oh, great.
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Have a good time.
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Joanie, lock up for me, okay?
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Uh, no thanks, big brother.
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Smitty's going to
show me the Big Dipper
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through his telescope.
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Tell the folks I'll be
home a little later.
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- See you.
- Bye.
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Joanie, Mom and Dad
are never going to buy
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that Big Dipper bit.
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They bought it when
we used it, Sizzle Lips.
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That's true.
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Of course, I
carried a telescope.
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Let's go.
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Ralph, sure you don't want
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to join us for some
Chinese food?
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Oh, no thanks, I got
a hot date tonight.
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She doesn't like Chinese food.
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When she was a baby she was
frightened by an egg foo yung.
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Do you know how to
make an egg foo yung?
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- How?
- Take a young egg and foo it.
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No date, huh?
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No.
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Well, then you lock up.
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- Take it easy.
- Right. -See you.
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- Potsie?
- Yeah?
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Are you ready for a
little moo goo gai pan?
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You bet,
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but let's eat first.
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Well, here we are again,
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all alone,
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just the two of us.
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Oh!
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You're kind of
jumpy tonight, Malph.
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Fonz, what are you doing here?
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Everybody's got to be someplace.
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Good one!
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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Where is everybody?
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Oh, um, Al had a date,
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and everyone else went
to a Chinese restaurant.
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I would have gone too, Fonz,
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but my date doesn't
like Chinese food.
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When she was a baby...
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No date, huh, Malph?
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No, Fonz.
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Okay, what's the
matter, Ralphie?
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Nothing's the matter, Fonz.
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Spill it.
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All right, Fonz.
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It's-it's about the
girls I've been dating.
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You see, they-they only
go out with me for one thing.
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I know the feeling.
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It's not that, Fonz.
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I wish it was that.
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Girls only go out
with me for laughs.
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There's another side
to me, Fonz, you know?
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And I'm just tired of being
the funniest guy in town.
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And the expense...
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Do you know what
it costs these days
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for a good dribble glass?
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I don't know, I'd just,
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just kind of like it if someone
would take me seriously.
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Hey, listen, I totally
understand, you know?
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Now if that's what you want,
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you've got to get rid of these.
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You've got to throw them away.
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Oh, Fonz!
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I've got to...
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I've got to taper off, you know.
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I can't just quit cold turkey.
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Cold turkey.
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- Yeah?
- That's right.
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Oh, hi, Ralph.
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Oh, hey, Leather.
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How's it going?
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All right.
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You all by your lonesome?
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Yeah.
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All by my lonesome.
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Speaking of lonesome,
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I heard about a
guy who's so lone...
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No jokes, Ralph, no jokes.
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Yeah, I'm all alone
tonight, Leather.
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Yep, all alone, all alone,
alone, alone, alone.
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How about you?
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No date tonight?
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Nah.
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By the time I finish singing,
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everybody's already paired off,
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and I get stuck with
my, uh, partner here.
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Yeah, I just ditched my partner.
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You know, Ralph,
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something's been
bugging me lately.
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Well, for some reason,
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guys seem to shy away from me.
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Maybe I scare them.
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Oh, yeah?
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I guess I might be scared
of you if I didn't know you.
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I mean, you're on your own,
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you're more mature,
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you wear a lot of leather.
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Yeah, I guess that's true,
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but it sure makes
for lonely evenings.
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Yeah.
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Hey, look at this,
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we're having a
serious discussion here.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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No, no, I like that.
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Say, Leather, uh,
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you know next week is,
uh, having the Military Ball
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at the college, you know,
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and I was thinking
maybe you'd...
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Would you like to,
um, be my date?
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Well, it's going to be
really, really great, Leather.
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I mean, it's this big
special formal dance.
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They have it every year.
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It sounds like fun.
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I'd love to go.
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Great! Then it's a date.
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It's a date!
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All right.
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W-E-E-N-I-E.
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Weenie!
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That's nine points, Marion,
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and I hope I don't
see any more E's.
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Oh, that's very good, Howard.
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Yeah.
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Uh, jonquil.
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Now let's see, let's see,
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now that's double
letter score for the Q,
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uh, so that makes 33 times
three for triple letter score...
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and 50 for using
all seven letters,
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and my L makes
lover out of over,
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so that's a 157 points.
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That's the second best
play I've had tonight.
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This is really fun, Howard.
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Game is over, Marion.
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I don't want to play anymore.
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Oh, look at,
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you've got
X-I-P-H-0-I-D, xiphoid.
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Oh, you would have
had so many scores.
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Really?
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- Too bad, game's over.
- Wait!
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Well, you go and
watch Jack Parr.
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I'll get it.
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- Oh, hi, Leather.
- Hi.
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- Come on in.
- Oh, Leather.
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I saw the lights on.
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I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Bang, bang.
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No, no.
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Howard was just going
to turn on Jack Parr.
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He loves to watch Parr cry.
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Mrs. C., uh,
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I-I need to talk to you
about a couple of things.
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Oh, good, I love to talk.
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Okay, you two talk.
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I'll be down after the show.
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He can watch Parr
cry on the upstairs set.
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Now, what do you
want to talk about?
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Well, Mrs. C., I want
to become a woman.
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I've been invited to
this college dance,
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and I don't even know what
kind of dress I should wear.
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Does it have to be leather?
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No.
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It's a fancy dance,
a Military Ball,
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and I have a date
with Ralph Malph.
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Better get something
wash and dry.
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I don't even know
if I should go.
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I won't know how to act.
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What nonsense.
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You can do it.
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You stay in our guest
room for one week.
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I'll teach you;
you'll just be fine.
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Now first,
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sitting.
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??
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??
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??
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00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,266
Well Marion, I've
got to hand it to you.
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You really worked
hard this week,
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and you did a terrific
job with Leather.
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Oh, come on, dear, everybody
is so busy with the dance.
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It's just going to
be you and me.
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Well, that's perfect.
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We'll have a nice,
quiet meal together.
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Dig in.
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It's all right, sweetheart,
I'll peel back the foil.
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Mom, Mom, come quick.
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Leather broke her heel.
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- Come on, hurry.
- Oh, dear.
262
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I told her to walk on her toes!
263
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,538
Well, I guess I'll have
264
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,106
a nice quiet meal all by myself.
265
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,444
Oh, Howard, you poor dear.
266
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,570
Just for that,
267
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,341
why don't you start off
268
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:59,475
with a nice piece of cake?
269
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,921
Why thank you, Marion.
270
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,585
Emblems, gold, I,
uh, lost, can't find,
271
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,322
you know, little eagles, claws.
272
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,941
Yeah, I know what
eagles look like, Richard.
273
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,957
I can't... I need
them, uh, regulations.
274
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,766
Maybe they're in the car.
275
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,496
No, no, wait!
276
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,834
Maybe they're in the car.
277
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,399
Dad,
278
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,408
Dad, quick, hammer.
279
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,544
Kitchen drawer.
280
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,671
Right.
281
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,716
I found one.
282
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,011
Back seat.
283
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,983
Lori Beth.
284
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,952
I'll just put this one
285
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,455
where it's supposed to and then
286
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,235
I'll-I'll put my chin
over the other place.
287
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,103
- No one will notice.
- Richard, I found your button!
288
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,238
Oh, great. Great.
289
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,061
I got it.
290
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,393
- Good evening, Richard.
- Oh.
291
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,693
For me?
292
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:48,858
Always clowning.
293
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,402
I can't stand around.
294
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,301
Mom found my
other little button.
295
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,930
Is Leather ready?
296
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,066
Uh, uh, most of her.
297
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,949
Good evening, Mr. Cunningham.
298
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,609
At ease, Malph.
299
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,779
Yes, thank you, sir.
300
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,254
Well, got to hurry up.
301
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,450
Pick up Lori Beth.
302
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,254
See you at the dance, Fly Boy.
303
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,659
Fly Boy.
304
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,197
Hey, aren't you going to
even call me Dog Face?
305
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,332
No.
306
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,764
You're such a card.
307
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,631
Well, see you.
308
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,765
Now enjoy your dinner, dear.
309
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,044
Forgot corsage!
310
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,110
Ah, found corsage.
311
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,720
Pretty.
312
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,900
Da-da-da-da-da-da!
313
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,733
Gentlemen, presenting
Miss Leather Tuscadero!
314
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,412
Leather,
315
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,318
you look beautiful.
316
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,552
Will the owner of a
gray aircraft carrier,
317
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,589
license number, V-E-V-J,
318
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,123
please report to the bandstand.
319
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,090
You've been torpedoed.
320
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,056
But seriously, servicemen,
321
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,325
the Society of R.O.T.C.
Scabbard and Blade
322
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,958
is, uh, pleased to announce
for your entertainment
323
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:06,266
Midshipman Potsie Weber
and Miss Jennifer Jerome.
324
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,880
You were great, Rich.
325
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,075
I think I bombed.
326
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:25,421
? When I wake in the morning ?
327
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:31,327
? And when I'm
sleeping in the evening ?
328
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:39,566
? All my thoughts
are about you ?
329
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:46,635
? And all the things
you bring to me ?
330
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,216
? Life has finally gone my way ?
331
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,877
? I prayed that we would meet ?
332
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,956
? Love you more
and more each day ?
333
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,651
? I find myself complete ?
334
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,161
? Every hour, every day ?
335
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,529
? You feel my love inside ?
336
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,195
? We stand together honestly ?
337
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,670
? 'Cause through it all ?
338
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,138
? Through it all ?
339
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,971
? Through it all... ?
340
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:22,605
? Love survives ?
341
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,116
? Every hour, every day ?
342
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,518
? You feel my love inside ?
343
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,092
? We stand together honestly ?
344
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,956
? 'Cause through it all ?
345
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,926
? Through it all ?
346
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,464
? Through it all... ?
347
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:46,199
? Love survives. ?
348
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,181
Thank you, Midshipman
Weber and Miss Jerome
349
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,806
for that lovely
musical interlude.
350
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,802
Hey, guys, there's Malph.
351
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,522
Oh, doesn't Leather
look wonderful!
352
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,926
- Yeah, come on.
- Yeah, come on.
353
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,008
- Leather, you look gorgeous!
- You look fantastic!
354
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,364
- Fantastic.
- Oh, beautiful.
355
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,560
Hey, Malph, Malph,
bring the marshmallows?
356
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,637
You see, last year Ralph
stuck marshmallows
357
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,966
on everybody's sword.
358
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,350
- It was good. Remember?
- Oh, yeah.
359
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,775
I tell you, at a formal
affair, this man has got it.
360
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,953
- He really does, I tell you...
- Sure does.
361
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,309
Gentlemen,
362
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,879
I've outgrown
that sort of thing.
363
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,014
Yes.
364
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,572
Look at the orchid
Ralph gave me.
365
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,911
Does it squirt?
366
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,815
Punch, Leather?
367
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,512
Thank you, Ralph.
368
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,647
"Does it squirt?"
369
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,286
Isn't Ralph acting
a little funny?
370
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,487
- Funny is what he isn't acting.
- Yeah.
371
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,489
Punch?
372
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,804
Ralph! That's a
great one, Malph!
373
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,237
A fly in an ice cube.
374
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,308
See that?
375
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,604
Ralph would do that.
376
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,955
I wish I'd thought...
377
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,641
That's not funny.
378
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,878
Ralph, you didn't
put that in there?
379
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,883
Of course not.
380
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,549
What time is it?
381
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,319
Oh, I don't know. Why?
382
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,451
Well, we've got to get
out of here by midnight.
383
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,224
Yeah, but we don't
have to be in till 1:00.
384
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,630
Yowza, yowza, yowza.
385
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,599
You bet.
386
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,329
I hear where
Cuba is breaking off
387
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,667
all diplomatic
ties with the U.S.
388
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,674
Who wants to go
to Europe, anyway?
389
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,580
Thank you, Dewey
and the Studebakers.
390
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,278
Now, on to the highlight
of the entire evening.
391
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,265
If the honor guard will
take their positions now,
392
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,782
we can begin our annual
Scabbard and Blade procession.
393
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,451
And don't forget,
guys, comb your hair,
394
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,305
because they're taking
pictures for the year book.
395
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,321
Okay.
396
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,622
You ready, Lori Beth, ready?
397
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,603
All set, Sizzle Lips.
398
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,174
Ralph, wait till you see what
these two are going to do.
399
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,518
When they walk through the line,
400
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,902
they're going to
tickle the guards!
401
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,139
- Yeah! All right.
- Let's go.
402
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,373
How juvenile.
403
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,507
And unladylike.
404
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,607
Ready?
405
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,216
Atten-hut!
406
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,212
No, no, not me! Not me!
407
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,617
You be careful!
408
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,486
That's great.
409
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,355
Well, that was fun.
410
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,859
I never walked
under swords before.
411
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,588
Yeah, I could have died
412
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,426
when Rich and Lori
Beth tickled the guards.
413
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,158
Oh, wasn't that great, Malph?
414
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,860
Yes, it could be
construed as funny.
415
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,972
The old Ralph Malph
might have thought so.
416
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,337
But the new me has
changed quite considerably.
417
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,738
I like the new you, Ralph,
418
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,242
- quite considerably.
- Yeah.
419
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,489
If that's the way you want
to be, that's fine with us.
420
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,553
Yeah. Even if it does
take a little getting used to.
421
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,881
Does the new Ralph get hungry
422
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,544
like the old Ralph used to?
423
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:22,985
We're all human, my dear.
424
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:26,024
Food is life, and life is food.
425
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,751
Hey, listen, I've got an idea.
426
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,953
This is the last dance
anyway, so let's, uh,
427
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,725
have some shishkebob!
428
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,731
Hey, good idea, yeah.
429
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,665
We're going to have
to pass on that, Richard.
430
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,294
Leather and I were
planning on a quiet supper.
431
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,216
- Well, have a good time.
- Okay, take it easy.
432
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,284
- Enjoy your shishkebob.
- Good-bye.
433
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,401
Okay, good night.
434
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,033
Hey, Rich, Rich!
435
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,754
Oh, you're so funny.
436
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,023
Did you see where
Cuba is breaking off
437
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,926
all diplomatic
ties with the U.S.?
438
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,933
Well, maybe tomorrow night
439
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,803
you can teach me
another new game, dear.
440
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,603
I mean, learning is such fun.
441
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,838
Marion, would you just keep
your mind on the game, please?
442
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,972
Come on, it's your move.
443
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,354
Gin.
444
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,190
You know, Howard,
that was so nice of you
445
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,296
to discard all those queens.
446
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,142
I don't want to play
anymore, Marion.
447
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,328
I'm going to bed.
448
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,460
You gave me four
queens in a row.
449
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,595
Don't start, Marion.
450
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:52,770
Thanks for everything, Ralph.
451
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,814
It was fun. I really
had a good time.
452
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,176
Yes, so did I.
453
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,307
And you want to know
what the best part was?
454
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,646
Nobody expected me
to clown around for once.
455
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,221
And I really
enjoyed dressing up.
456
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,475
You know something, Leather?
457
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,717
You look great in a formal.
458
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,224
I mean, you really fit right in.
459
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,658
Well, how about you? You
didn't crack one joke all night.
460
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,058
I know.
461
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,462
And the thing is that people
accepted me that way.
462
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,363
I mean, everyone still liked me.
463
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,834
I was so boring!
464
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,438
I hated myself tonight!
465
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,596
I wasn't any fun.
466
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,765
Not one laugh.
467
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:23,908
Well, what about me?
468
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,911
Not one...
469
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,638
I was only pretending, too.
470
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,146
And you know what?
471
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,682
I've had a nail stuck
in my heel all evening.
472
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,945
Look.
473
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,520
Are you kidding me?
474
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,753
That's great.
475
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,086
You know something, Leather?
476
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,717
You may have a
nail in your heel,
477
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,193
but you've got a lot of sole.
478
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,655
I've still got it,
I've still got it!
479
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,859
Yes, even in retirement,
480
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,435
I've still got it.
481
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,401
Boy, I've got to tell you,
482
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,063
I'm glad we told
each other the truth.
483
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,674
Yeah, me too, and you know what?
484
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,607
The next time we go
out, we can be ourselves.
485
00:22:58,744 --> 00:22:59,768
You know it.
486
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,223
But will we ever
find an honor guard
487
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,715
with their arms up again...
488
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,783
We can try, Ralph.
489
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,579
All right, all right.
490
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,244
Listen, I got to go.
491
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,719
You know, I feel really naked.
492
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,915
I'm going to go home
and get my rubber nose.
493
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,116
Ralph,
494
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,558
you forgot something.
495
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,686
Oh.
496
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,822
Of course.
497
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,304
Thanks.
498
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,568
You know, both Ralph
Malphs are sweet.
499
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,043
So are both Leather Tuscaderos.
500
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,171
- Good night.
- Good night.
501
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,655
Wait till I kiss you
with my rubber nose on.
502
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:56,833
Oh, Joanie.
503
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,013
- Hi, Mom and Dad.
- Hi, sweetheart.
504
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,335
Did you have a nice evening?
505
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,632
No.
506
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,366
It's happened the
third night in a row.
507
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:03,868
I'm going to break
off with Smitty.
508
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,140
Oh, dear, and he seemed
like such a nice boy.
509
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,473
What happened, sweetheart?
510
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,206
Well, we were going
to Inspiration Point
511
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,317
to look at the Big Dipper
through his telescope.
512
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,890
- Yeah?
- And you know what happened?
513
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,285
- What?
- We looked at the Big Dipper.
514
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,414
If you've seen one Milky
Way, you've seen them all!
515
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,861
Howard, she's turning out
516
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,691
just like your
side of the family.
517
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,096
We'll have to
have a talk with her.
518
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,725
Oh, I wouldn't worry
about that, sweetheart.
519
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:34,306
Not as long as Smitty
carries that telescope.
520
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,568
Marion, it's your move.
521
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,974
Oh, I just love marbles, Howard.
522
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:41,205
It's Chinese Checkers, Marion.
523
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:43,475
Well...
524
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:44,708
whatever it is,
525
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:48,150
I've got all my marbles
in your little triangle.
526
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,349
I know that.
527
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,390
What are you going to
teach me tomorrow night?
528
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,993
Solitaire, Marion.
529
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,641
? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
530
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:11,209
? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
531
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,778
? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
532
00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:16,313
? Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ?
533
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,974
? These days are ours ?
534
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,678
- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
535
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:24,312
? These days are ours ?
536
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,652
- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
537
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,421
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
538
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:33,396
? These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ?
539
00:25:34,305 --> 00:26:34,303
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