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12 OZ. MOUSE TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
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I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL
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FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING
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I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪
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>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
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>> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG
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CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG
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CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--] [BEEPING]
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>> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT. HA HA!
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I'M A FIREMAN.
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>> CAN I GET A LIFT?
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>> UH, OK.
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WHICH WAY AM I GOING AGAIN?
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>> YOU'RE GOING TO DOWNTOWN.
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>> IS THERE A FIRE THERE?
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>> YOU WANT THERE TO BE?
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THERE COULD BE.
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>> OH, THEN YOU BETTER GET IN-- HA HA HA!--BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
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HOW TO WORK ANY OF THIS STUFF.
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HA HA HA! LET'S GO. HA HA HA!
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>> AND IF YOU DON'T STOP HIM, HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THIS WHOLE
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TOWN.
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I SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT.
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I AM THE BEST.
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[DOOR OPENS] WE WERE ON THE SAME SCHOOL BUS,
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REMEMBER?
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[DRAGGING] >> URGH...
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URGH...
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URGH...
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URGH...
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>> MM, THIS IS SOME GOOD MEAT.
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HAVEN'T HAD MEAT LIKE THIS SINCE THE MEAT WARS--MEAT AGAINST
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BONE.
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[CLOCK TICKING] >> ONE MORE.
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THERE WE GO.
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SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> WE WERE JUST WATCHING YOU SLITHER ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE
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THE BEGGING, BROKEN DOG YOU ARE, BITCH.
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>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU, DID I?
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>> NO. YOU DIDN'T, BUT I ANSWERED.
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>> I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE CLOCK, SO IF YOU COULD SHH YOUR
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WAY CLEAR TO SHUTTING UP...
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>> I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SLIDE SHOW AND ABOUT HOW BORING
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YOUR CAR IS AND ABOUT HOW DUMB YOU ARE.
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IN FACT, YOU ARE THE DUMBEST ONE I KNOW.
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>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ALL THE CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET LIKE
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AN IDIOT.
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>> THAT IDEA WAS GENITOID.
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EVEN YOUR MAMA LIKED IT.
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>> YOU KNOW, HANGING OUT WITH YOU USED TO BE FUN.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
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>> HEY, THERE HE GOES.
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WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING?
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>> THIS ISN'T OVER.
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I'M GONNA COME UP WITH SOMETHING, AND YOUR SQUARE ASS
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IS GONNA WISH I DIDN'T.
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>> WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
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>> WATCH THIS.
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THAT'S HOW I GET JOBS. HA HA!
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BOOM! HA HA!
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SOMEBODY BETTER CALL ME.
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>> ARE YOU DRUNK?
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>> YOU'RE NOT? HA HA HA!
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>> MAYBE I SHOULD DRIVE DRUNK.
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HA HA! IT LOOKS TERRIFYING...
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TO OTHERS.
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>> NO WAY, MAN. I'M ON THIS.
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[HUMMING] OH, MAN, I THINK WE HIT
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SOMETHING.
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>> [SCREECHES] >> ♪ SOMETHING CAME CRAWLING
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IT CAME FROM BELOW... ♪ >> MY BABY!
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>> MY BABY!
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>> YOU TAKE THE WHEEL, AND I'M GONNA SING THE SONG.
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[HUMMING] >> OH! MY BABY!
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OH, GOD!
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OH, MY BABY.
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[BURPS] >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
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OW. RIGHT IN THE EYE.
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OW. RIGHT IN THE EYE.
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[FINGERSTEPS] >> THIS MAP JUST STOPS AT THE
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[FINGERSTEPS] >> THIS MAP JUST STOPS AT THE
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CITY BOUNDARIES, BUT WE SAW THAT OTHER CITY WHEN WE WERE UP IN
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SPACE...
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>> [SCREECHES] >> AND THIS HERE LOOKS LIKE A
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DOOR TO SOME TUNNEL.
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WONDER WHERE THAT GOES.
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>> [SCREECHES] [SHELL CASINGS FALL]
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>> WOW. JUMPY LITTLE WHORE.
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>> HEY, I JUST CAME FROM HERE.
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>> YOU DID?
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WHAT, I DID?
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>> YEAH. YOU DID.
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>> OK. LOOK.
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I GOT TO GET SOMETHING TO WASH DOWN THIS BEER WITH, MY ALCOHOL.
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HA HA!
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IF SOMETHING CATCHES FIRE, I'M GONNA BE IN HERE, SO DON'T CALL
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ME.
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HA HA!
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OR DO. I DON'T-- WHO CARES?
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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HA HA!
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HA HA!
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YOU'RE MY LIQUOR GOD.
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OW! OHH...
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MHH!
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THAT WAS AWESOME.
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OW.
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COULD I GET A COUPLE MORE OF THESE, PLEASE?
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HA HA HA!
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I DON'T EVEN SEE YOU, MAN, BUT THANK YOU.
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>> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND A
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THING YOU'RE SAYING, MAN.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE?
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"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." HA HA HA!
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE IN MY HEAD.
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>> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> UH-OH. OW.
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>> [INDISTINCT MURMUR] >> UH-OH. OW.
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MHH...
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AND STUPID RETARD.
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>> MAN, ISN'T THIS COOL?
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WHO ELSE YOU KNOW THAT HAS THESE JET PACKS?
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NO ONE, MAN, NOBODY BUT YOUR OLD BUDDY ROOSTRE.
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THERE IT IS, DOWN THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, SPIDER.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THESE PACKS DOWN HERE NOW, OK?
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>> [CHATTERS] >> YEAH, MAN. I KNOW. I KNOW.
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THEY'RE GREAT, MAN.
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THEY'RE FUN AS HELL.
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SPIDER, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO FLY AROUND LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW,
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I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS.
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>> AND EVERYONE THOUGHT CORN-DROID WAS JUST A LEGEND.
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I KNEW IT WAS REAL.
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I'M NOT AS EASILY SUCKERED INTO THINGS AS YOU ARE WITH YOUR
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SOFT, LITTLE MIND.
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>> OF COURSE NOT.
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THAT'S WHY YOU CHOSE THE SHARK.
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>> I HAVE MY REASONS FOR THAT CHOICE, BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE
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SQUARE.
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>> THE SQUARE HAS 4 POINTS, 4 RICH AND INTERESTING POINTS FULL
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OF WEALTH AND AMBITION.
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YOU ARE MERELY ROUNDISH AND SOFT-FLESHED.
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>> I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS WITH YOU AGAIN, AND THE ANIMAL
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CHAIN IS MISSING.
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>> WELL, WAY TO HIDE IT IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE.
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NICE WORK.
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DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.
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>> THERE GOES THAT HAND. GREAT.
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>> THIS MUST BE IT.
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[MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEP]
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[MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEP]
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>> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WITH A HOOK MIGHT HAVE FILED ALL THESE
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SERIAL NUMBERS OFF.
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THAT'S A MYSTERY.
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THAT'S A HOOK AND MYSTERY.
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[DING] >> HI.
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[DING] >> HI.
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>> MY SKIN IS BULLETPROOF.
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>> NO WAY.
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>> YES WAY. LOOK.
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HAVE YOU SEEN ROOSTRE?
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>> I'VE SEEN HIM, BUT NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM.
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>> I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
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HEY, THOSE ARE YOUR CLOTHES, AREN'T THEY?
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>> YES. THEY ARE.
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THEY SURE ARE ALL OF MY CLOTHES.
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>> LOOK. ROOSTRE HAS GOT THIS OTHER THING, BUT HE NEEDS THE
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HAND TO MAKE IT WORK.
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THEN WE CAN BLOW THIS TOWN APART.
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>> WHY DOES HE NEED THAT HAND?
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>> BECAUSE, DUH, IT'S HIS HAND.
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>> I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ALL THESE WEAPONS.
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>> DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS?
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>> DAGNABBIT.
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I KNOW I PUT A SWITCH DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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WHERE IN THE HELL IS THAT?
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OH, THERE IT IS, YEAH, RIGHT WHERE I PUT IT.
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ALL RIGHT, BOY. CHECK THIS OUT.
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[BEEP] THAT'S PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME,
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[BEEP] THAT'S PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME,
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ISN'T IT?
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BUT HERE'S THE BITCH OF IT.
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WRONG HAND.
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>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
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12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
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12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
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>> DING DING DING. HA HA HA!
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