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How about the seedless
watermelon? What an invention.
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Scientists are working on this.
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Other scientists devote their lives
to fighting cancer, AlDS.
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These guys go,
''No, l'm focusing on melon.
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Oh, sure, thousands of people
are dying needlessly...
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...but this, that's gotta stop.
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You ever try and pick a wet one up
off the floor? lt's almost impossible.
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l'm devoting my life to that.''
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So l guess if they can get rid
of the seeds, the rind is going next.
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What do we need that for?
They're not gonna stop...
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...until they're making
ready-to-eat fruit cups...
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...growing right out of the ground.
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-So, what's her name?
-Karen.
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-She nice?
-Great.
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-So you like her?
-l think so.
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You don't know?
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l can't tell anymore.
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-Well, do you feel anything?
-Feel? What's that?
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Let me ask you this. When she
comes over, you cleaning up a lot?
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-Yeah.
-Straightening up or cleaning?
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-Cleaning.
-You do the tub?
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-Yeah.
-On your knees, Ajax...
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-...hands, scrubbing, the whole deal?
-Yeah.
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Okay. l think you're in love.
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-Tub is love?
-Tub is love.
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You got a nice girl
and a clean apartment.
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Yep.
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Just one little problem.
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-Sexual?
-Yeah.
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Well...
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...l've never really felt confident...
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...in one particular aspect.
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-Below the equator?
-Yeah.
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Nobody does.
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You know, nobody knows
what to do.
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You just close your eyes,
you hope for the best.
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l really think they're happy
if you just make an effort.
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l don't know.
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Last time l got the tap.
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You got the tap?
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You're going along,
you think everything's all right...
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...and all of a sudden
you get that tap.
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lt's like, ''All right, that's enough.
You're through.''
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Yeah.
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-The tap is tough.
-lt's like the manager coming out...
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-...and asking you for the ball.
-Yeah.
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Maybe she wanted to move on
to other business.
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No, no, this wasn't moving on.
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l got the hook.
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l wish l could get a lesson in that.
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lt's a very complicated area.
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You could go crazy trying
to figure that place out.
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lt's a hazy mystery.
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Anyway, l think everything else
is okay...
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...unless, of course, she's faking.
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-Who's faking?
-Nothing.
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-Faking what?
-Nobody's faking.
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-Orgasms?
-She's not faking.
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-How do you know?
-l know. l can tell.
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lt's one of my powers.
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Why? Did you ever fake?
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-Of course.
-Really?
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-You've faked?
-On occasion.
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-And the guy never knows?
-No.
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How can he not know that?
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Because l was good.
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l guess after that many beers,
he's probably a little groggy anyway.
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Well, you didn't know.
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What's that?
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You didn't know.
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-Are you saying--?
-l think l'll have a piece of cake.
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-With me?
-Well....
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-You faked with me?
-Yeah.
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-You faked with me?
-Yes.
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-No. You faked it?
-Yes. l faked it.
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That whole thing, the whole
production, it was all an act?
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Not bad, huh?
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What about the breathing, the panting,
the moaning, the screaming?
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Fake, fake, fake, fake.
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l'm stunned. l'm shocked.
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How many times did you do this?
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-All the time.
-All the time?
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l think l'll have
a chocolate malted here.
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But l'm so good.
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l'm sure you are.
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Jerry, listen, it wasn't you.
l just didn't have them back then.
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She faked.
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-Maybe they've all been faking.
-l'm sure they're not.
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Maybe Karen is faking.
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-She was probably joking.
-No, no. lt was no joke.
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-She didn't have any?
-No, none.
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-She faked them all?
-Faked them all.
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Well, so she faked them. So what?
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The woman had an orgasm
under false pretenses.
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That's sexual perjury.
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You know, l heard her screaming
from my apartment.
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She woke me up a few times.
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How did she do it?
She's like Meryl Streep, this woman.
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And l know how to work
the equipment.
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l'm not unskilled, l'm in the union.
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l mean, if she'd told me,
maybe l could have done something.
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Yeah, l could've helped you out.
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-What could you have done?
-l could've given you some pointers.
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l know how to press those buttons,
buddy.
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Well, l'm feeling very inadequate
about the whole thing. Don't:
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l'm supposed to do something with
her later. l don't even wanna see her.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Elaine.
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So we having dinner tonight?
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l don't know.
l'm not really in the mood.
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Why? What's wrong?
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You're not still thinking
about earlier, are you?
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What, the grilled cheese?
No, they always burn the toast.
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No, the other thing.
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Oh, that. Well....
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Oh, come on, Jerry. You're making
too much of a big deal about it.
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-l guess. So you wanna meet at 7:30?
-Okay.
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-All right. Bye.
-All right, see you later. Bye.
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Renee, can you
come here a second?
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Let me ask you something.
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Have you ever, you know...
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-...faked it?
-Yeah, sometimes.
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-Really, like when?
-lf we went to a Broadway show...
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-...if we had really good seats.
-Yeah, well....
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You know, if it's enough already,
and l just wanna get some sleep.
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-l really don't feel like seeing her.
-You know, l faked it.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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-You faked it?
-Yeah.
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-Why would you do that?
-Well, you know...
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...if it's enough already,
and l just wanna get some sleep.
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Yeah, but why would you--?
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-Bad peach?
-lt's terrible!
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-Did you get that at Joe's?
-Of course l got it at Joe's.
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Surprising.
His fruit's usually the best.
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You know what l'm gonna do?
l'm gonna return this.
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-You're returning used fruit?
-Jerry, this peach is subpar.
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-So, what do you want me to do?
-l want restitution.
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Restitution? You want restitution?
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-Why should l give you restitution?
-lt's no good.
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-Once l put it out, it ends for me.
-lt's still your fruit.
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-You gotta stand behind your fruit.
-l stand behind my fruit.
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-So?
-Hey, you got a bad peach...
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...that's an act of God. He makes
the peaches. l sell the peaches.
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You got a problem, you talk to him.
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You know, this whole place
is going...downhill.
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l could've come in here last week
with a bad plum, but l let it go.
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Take your business elsewhere.
l don't want your business.
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-Now you don't want my business?
-l don't.
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And at this moment, you're banned
from this store. You're banned!
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But what am l gonna do for fruit?
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You seem like you really enjoyed
your risotto.
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You have a very contented air
over there.
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You look very contented,
very satisfied.
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-Are you satisfied?
-l'm very satisfied.
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l'm sure if you weren't satisfied, you
would say something, wouldn't you?
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-l probably would.
-Sure.
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But then again, l'm an enigma.
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Hey, listen, instead of the movie...
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...maybe we'll go back and...
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...you know....
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Maybe.
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So...
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...you feel okay
about that whole thing...
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...what we do in there.
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You're generally okay
with everything in there?
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Generally.
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Do you feel the way you feel
after the risotto?
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Well, no. l feel full after the risotto.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Satisfied?
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Hey, you know what? You wanna go
see that new Meryl Streep movie?
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-Meryl Streep?
-You don't like her?
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She's okay.
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God, l love her, Jerry.
She's so authentic.
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You believe everything is actually
happening to her. No acting there.
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-Yeah. You don't want coffee, do you?
-l really admire actors, you know.
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lt's just such an incredible skill
to pull that off.
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Yeah, yeah. Can we get off of this?
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-What's the matter?
-Nothing.
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You're not still thinking
about that, are you?
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-No, no.
-Oh, good.
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Give me another shot.
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-What?
-Another shot. l want another shot.
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-You mean...?
-Yes.
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-Oh, no. l don't think so.
-Come on.
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One shot. l could do it.
l know l could do it.
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Jerry, we're friends. We can't do that.
lt would ruin our friendship.
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Oh, friendship.
Friendship, schmiendship.
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-No, that's important to me.
-We won't ruin the friendship.
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-Yes, we will.
-Elaine.
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No, Jerry, it is out of the question.
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You know what sex does
to a friendship. lt kills it.
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Half-hour. Give me a half-hour.
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-No.
-Okay, 1 5 minutes.
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l guarantee you, 1 5 minutes,
l can make it happen.
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No.
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You're worried l'll be able to do it,
aren't you?
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No, it doesn't matter.
Jerry, l don't care.
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No, that's it. That's it.
You like having this over me.
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-You don't want me to do it.
-That is so ridiculous.
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-Come on, Elaine!
-No.
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-Elaine.
-No!
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-lt's Jerry's fault.
-Jerry?
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Jerry and Elaine.
They made me nuts.
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Oh, l don't care, George.
Really, it's all right.
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So you feel okay?
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Well, it's not like after the risotto.
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Well, good night.
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l still don't understand why we
had to walk out on that movie.
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Oh, that Meryl Streep,
she's such a phony baloney.
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Good night.
Thanks for a really fabulous evening.
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-Oh, what, you're upset?
-Yes, l'm upset. Can't you tell?
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No, l can't. Maybe you're faking.
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l'm really, really sorry
l told you that.
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-l'm sorry too.
-Well, stop being such a baby.
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-You're a baby!
-You're a baby!
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lt's all your fault.
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You and Elaine, all that orgasm talk.
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She did have an orgasm, she didn't.
Orgasm this, orgasm that.
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l got so focused on it.
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l started to panic and...l lost it.
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l tried everything.
l was talking to him.
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''Please wake up. Do something.''
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They're mysterious little fellows,
aren't they?
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l hate him.
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You know, it happens to everybody.
Happened to Houdini.
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And he could get out of a trunk
with his hands in chains.
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But he had a problem with that.
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-The miracle is that it ever happens.
-lt's like a magic trick.
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Sometimes l think it would be easier
to bend a spoon mentally...
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...than to make that transformation.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Listen...
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...if l give you money, will you
go out and get me some fruit?
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-Why can't you get it?
-Well, l got banned from the store.
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l can't go back in there now.
239
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,909
-What happened?
-We had a fight over the peach...
240
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,674
...and Joe doesn't want
my business.
241
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,082
-Hey, is that a joke about Houdini?
-No.
242
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:19,057
-l told you not to say anything.
-What am l gonna do for fruit?
243
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,092
-You'll have to go to the supermarket.
-The supermarket?
244
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:25,458
lmpossible. They don't have a decent
piece of fruit at the supermarket.
245
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,565
The apples are mealy.
The oranges are dry.
246
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,031
l don't know what's going on
with the papayas.
247
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,639
You gotta go to Joe's.
You gotta get me some fruit.
248
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,968
So, what, am l gonna buy
all your fruit now?
249
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:41,101
Well, if Houdini couldn't do it,
what chance do l have?
250
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,447
Hello? Oh, hi, Patty.
Thanks for calling me back.
251
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,955
l wanted to ask a question.
When we were going out...
252
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,150
...did you have orgasms?
253
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,995
Okay. Thanks. No, that's it.
254
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,758
Yeah. Okay, bye.
Patty Lawrence had them.
255
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,233
-l'll make you a fruit list, all right?
-Yeah.
256
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,738
Hello, Elaine?
Patty Lawrence had orgasms.
257
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,397
What do you think about that?
258
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,806
And l got calls in to six other women.
l bet they confirm an orgasm too.
259
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,809
So, what do you have
to say now, Elaine?
260
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,947
Hello?
261
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,352
-l feel like l'm doing something wrong.
-All right, now here's the list.
262
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,354
All this? lt's too much.
263
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,823
-What do you need five mangoes for?
-l like mangoes.
264
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,692
Avocado? l don't know how
to pick out an avocado.
265
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,661
-Well, they gotta be soft.
-How soft?
266
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,356
But not too soft.
267
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,367
See, better too hard
than too soft.
268
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,506
l'm not going through this
every week. l'll you that right now.
269
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,699
What are these, plums?
What is that?
270
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,276
Yeah. Now, get the ones
that are red on the inside.
271
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,345
How do l know
what they look like inside?
272
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,277
What do they look like
on the outside?
273
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,111
-Oh, and get some plantains.
-Plantains?
274
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,547
-Yes.
-What's a plantain?
275
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,620
lt's in the banana family.
lt's a delicacy.
276
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,381
You're not getting any plantains.
277
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,861
-Hey, Joe.
-How's it going?
278
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:12,726
Good. Just getting some fruit
for myself.
279
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,901
Gotta have fruit in the house.
280
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,738
l like it as a snack. Wholesome...
281
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,142
...natural, chock-full of vitamins.
282
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,747
All right, let's see....
283
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,045
Mangoes.
284
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,414
Four plums with red on the inside.
285
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,528
An avocado.
286
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,829
Just right.
287
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:46,595
And three plantains ought to do it.
288
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,702
-All right, just hold it right there.
-What?
289
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,672
This fruit isn't for you.
290
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,645
-What are you talking about?
-You think l don't know, huh?
291
00:16:56,815 --> 00:17:00,751
Mangoes, plantains, plums with
the red on the inside? That's Kramer.
292
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:05,049
-l can't buy mangoes and plantains?
-All right, get out.
293
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,558
-You're making a big mistake, Joe.
-l don't want your business either.
294
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:13,255
-Are you banning me from the store?
-That's exactly what l'm saying.
295
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,798
-l'm banned?
-You're banned.
296
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,071
-All right, where do you want it?
-Put it over there.
297
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,709
Yes.
298
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,776
-This stuff is heavy.
-Oh, great.
299
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:31,609
What do you got? Look at these.
These mangoes are beautiful.
300
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,649
Oh, those are beautiful.
You did good.
301
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,844
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
302
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,888
-All right, l gotta get going.
-What are you doing?
303
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,992
l got a date with Karen.
304
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,185
l don't know what l'm gonna do.
305
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,126
There's nothing happening
down there.
306
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,131
You're thinking about too much,
putting too much emphasis on it.
307
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,202
l knew this was gonna happen
someday. lt was inevitable.
308
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:55,602
l've known it ever since l was
a little kid. l've been waiting for it.
309
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,566
This mango is delicious.
310
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,406
That reminds me. l'm not getting
you guys any more fruit.
311
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,777
That guy was eyeballing me
the whole time. Gave me the creeps.
312
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,809
All right, you owe me 28.60.
313
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,386
Gee, sorry, l don't have any cash.
314
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,987
l only got hundreds.
315
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,122
You see, l-- l knew it.
316
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,456
Come on, we're gonna pay you.
Have some mango.
317
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:22,225
-l don't want any mango.
-Come on, take some. lt's good.
318
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:23,965
Yeah.
319
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,399
lt's very good.
320
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,040
Juicy. Ripe.
321
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,634
Boy, this Joe's got
some terrific fruit.
322
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,573
What?
323
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,215
l feel like l got a B1 2 shot.
324
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,647
-This is like a taste explosion.
-l told you.
325
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,315
What is it?
326
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,624
l think it moved.
327
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,120
Oh, my God. l think it moved.
Here, give me the big piece.
328
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,131
-l'll see you later.
-Hey, George.
329
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,132
l'm back, baby! l'm back!
330
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,037
-Do you want some mango?
-No, thanks.
331
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,802
Well, well. lf it isn't the first lady
of the American theater.
332
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,214
What brings you here?
333
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:14,580
Just gonna return some of your things
that were in my house.
334
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,180
And l've got some things
of yours here.
335
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,880
-l know.
-Well, l'll get them.
336
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,457
-l'm waiting.
-All right then.
337
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,352
-You got my fins?
-Yeah, l got your fins.
338
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,862
-Do you have my poker chips?
-l got your poker chips.
339
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,364
-You got my goggles?
-They're next to the fins.
340
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,993
-You got my cards?
-They're next to the poker chips.
341
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,032
All right.
342
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:42,978
-Guess that just about does it.
-l guess.
343
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:48,075
-Okay, well, see you around.
-Yeah, see you.
344
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,724
All right, let's go.
l'll give you half an hour.
345
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,222
-What?
-Come on.
346
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,230
-Are you serious?
-Look, Jerry...
347
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,131
...we have to have sex
to save the friendship.
348
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,797
Sex to save the friendship.
349
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,837
Well, if we have to, we have to.
350
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,684
Oh, George.
351
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:29,024
Please, it's not necessary.
352
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,389
What's not necessary?
353
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,464
The little extra moan
you threw in there.
354
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,295
Laying it on a bit thick,
don't you think?
355
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:41,030
-What are you talking about?
-What am l talking about? Come on.
356
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,935
You don't think l bought all that.
357
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,974
-Bought what?
-No, you're very good.
358
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,705
Very good with the moanings
and the gyrations.
359
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:52,247
You really had me going there
for a minute.
360
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,775
You think l was faking?
361
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:59,151
Come on. With the,
''Oh, George. Oh, George!''
362
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,916
Come on.
363
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,358
Not that l don't appreciate the effort
that was put into the performance.
364
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,190
l'd like you to leave.
365
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:12,670
-What?
-l said, l would like you to leave.
366
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,864
-Just get your clothes on and get out.
-But why?
367
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,635
Because l said so!
368
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,478
-l can't find my glasses.
-Well, hurry up.
369
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,775
-Let me look for my glasses.
-Get out.
370
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,683
Get out.
371
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:29,618
Get out.
372
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,925
lt's all George's fault.
373
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,936
All that talk about impotence,
it got to me.
374
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,700
And that orgasm stuff.
Orgasm this and orgasm that.
375
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,707
lt's a lot of pressure.
376
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,106
l'm a little hungry.
377
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,543
You wouldn't happen to have
any of that mango left?
378
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,094
The female orgasm,
it's kind of like the Batcave.
379
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,854
Very few people know where it is.
380
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,827
And if you're lucky enough
to see it...
381
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,126
...you probably don't know
how you got there...
382
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,769
...and you can't find your way back
after you leave.
383
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:25,006
There are two types of female
orgasm, the real and the fake.
384
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:29,079
And l'll tell you right now,
as a man, we don't know.
385
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,148
We do not know. Because to men,
sex is like a car accident...
386
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,979
...and determining the female orgasm
is like being asked:
387
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:38,088
''What did you see after the car
went out of control?''
388
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,952
''l heard a lot of screeching sounds.
389
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:44,254
l remember l was facing
the wrong way at one point.
390
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,193
And in the end,
my body was thrown clear.''
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