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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,802 --> 00:00:01,967 (GASPS) 2 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,302 (MOANS) 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:07,706 - (GASPS) - Is it in? 4 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,074 I still can't feel it. 5 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:10,864 Ah! Oh! 6 00:00:10,865 --> 00:00:13,734 How does this tiny body have such a massive cavern? 7 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:16,403 (BOTH MOAN) 8 00:00:16,504 --> 00:00:19,072 Ohhh! Look at that dumb face. 9 00:00:19,174 --> 00:00:21,041 Ah! You're gonna cum, aren't you? 10 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:23,944 - No. - Mm-hmm. 11 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:25,145 (MOANS) 12 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:28,048 Oh, get off, get off, get-aaah! 13 00:00:28,149 --> 00:00:29,817 Ohh! 14 00:00:29,918 --> 00:00:31,552 Is that it? 15 00:00:31,653 --> 00:00:33,887 You should drink some water. 16 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:36,023 (LAUGHS) Honestly, fuck you. 17 00:00:36,124 --> 00:00:38,559 Oh! I wish somebody would. 18 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,394 (BOTH LAUGH) 19 00:00:41,496 --> 00:00:44,765 Okay, I gotta get Zoe to school. 20 00:00:44,866 --> 00:00:46,633 I'll get breakfast, you get the bags. 21 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:49,102 - Yep, duh, I got it. - Okay. 22 00:00:51,539 --> 00:00:53,807 - So I'll see you at work? - Maybe you will, 23 00:00:53,908 --> 00:00:55,509 - maybe you won't. - Hmm! 24 00:00:56,611 --> 00:00:58,745 Hey, do you think anyone knows yet? 25 00:00:59,848 --> 00:01:01,715 I don't know. 26 00:01:01,816 --> 00:01:03,417 I caught Arden staring a few times 27 00:01:03,518 --> 00:01:05,018 while I was on your floor. 28 00:01:05,119 --> 00:01:06,887 Ugh. Arden stares at everyone. 29 00:01:06,988 --> 00:01:08,455 Apparently she was home-schooled, 30 00:01:08,556 --> 00:01:10,023 - so we can't say anything. - Hmm. 31 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,696 Scram, you pervs! 32 00:01:16,798 --> 00:01:19,032 ? 33 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:20,868 (SCOFFS) 34 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:25,272 These are all Wynston Publishing? 35 00:01:25,373 --> 00:01:26,773 They have some really great titles. 36 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,242 Ugh! Take 'em. 37 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:30,310 Huh? Really? You don't need these? 38 00:01:30,411 --> 00:01:32,212 I think I'm pulling out of the Wynston Publishing running. 39 00:01:32,313 --> 00:01:34,982 - Why? You said it went well! - Having slept on it, 40 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:37,251 something about last night left a bad taste in my mouth. 41 00:01:37,352 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaking of which... ugh! 42 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:41,154 Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you 43 00:01:41,256 --> 00:01:42,923 what the hell you've been eating. 44 00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:44,725 Nathan thinks that if we eat like we're rabbits, 45 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:46,059 - we'll live forever. - Hm. 46 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,729 - Can you order me a bagel? - Yes. 47 00:01:47,757 --> 00:01:50,597 - Don't tell Nathan. - We hardly even talk anymore. 48 00:01:50,698 --> 00:01:52,599 - Get outta here. - Okay. 49 00:01:54,702 --> 00:01:56,236 I'm just gonna take them all. 50 00:01:57,805 --> 00:01:59,640 (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 51 00:02:02,243 --> 00:02:04,878 - Hey! - Kate, it's an emergency. 52 00:02:04,979 --> 00:02:07,281 - What? What's wrong? - My life, that's what's wrong! 53 00:02:07,382 --> 00:02:09,783 - No, in Cochrane? Really? - Shut up. 54 00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:11,151 My book is in the toilet, 55 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:13,120 I'm starting my first day as a corporate counsellor 56 00:02:13,221 --> 00:02:15,022 in the most depressing office ever, 57 00:02:15,123 --> 00:02:17,024 in this armpit of a town, and... 58 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:19,026 - I am fucking pink! - Huh? 59 00:02:19,127 --> 00:02:21,028 There was a laundry incident. 60 00:02:21,129 --> 00:02:24,298 Okay, well, I will admit, there is a tiny, 61 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,567 very tiny, selfish part of me that's kinda delighted 62 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,735 that you're not fully drinking the Cochrane Kool-Aid. 63 00:02:28,836 --> 00:02:30,571 That is very selfish. 64 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,239 But there's a much better part of me, 65 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:34,641 the larger part, by the way, like, 76 percent, 66 00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:36,643 that wants to reassure you that you're gonna be fine. 67 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:38,312 I don't think I can do it. 68 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:41,048 - You can do it. - I don't wanna do it! 69 00:02:41,149 --> 00:02:43,116 Okay, well, you have to. And it's not that bad. 70 00:02:43,217 --> 00:02:45,452 I've been there, and it's not that bad. 71 00:02:45,553 --> 00:02:48,455 Just uh, stare off in those beautiful mountains, and... 72 00:02:48,556 --> 00:02:50,924 - keep your eye on the prize. - What prize? 73 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:53,193 The mountains. Probably. 74 00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:55,262 - I don't know. - Sure. 75 00:02:55,363 --> 00:02:56,997 - Sorry. I love you. - (BEEPS CALL OFF) 76 00:02:57,098 --> 00:02:58,999 Anne? 77 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:01,201 She'll probably be fine. 78 00:03:01,302 --> 00:03:02,936 (PILLS RATTLE) 79 00:03:03,037 --> 00:03:05,606 (CAP POPS) 80 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,574 (PILLS RATTLE) 81 00:03:09,777 --> 00:03:11,411 (SIGHS) 82 00:03:12,547 --> 00:03:14,047 (FOOD SIZZLES) 83 00:03:14,148 --> 00:03:15,916 ...the fuck? 84 00:03:16,017 --> 00:03:18,218 Alice is making us breakfast. 85 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:20,854 Honey, I didn't even think you knew where the cutlery was. 86 00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:22,756 I know woman things, Mom. 87 00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:24,257 Well, I... 88 00:03:24,359 --> 00:03:26,026 Shh! No! No! No! Do not ruin this. 89 00:03:26,127 --> 00:03:28,095 When is the last time she did something nice for us? 90 00:03:28,196 --> 00:03:30,297 - Okay. - Also, aren't we supposed 91 00:03:30,398 --> 00:03:32,232 to be practicing hands-off parenting? 92 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,201 (SIGHS) You're right. 93 00:03:34,302 --> 00:03:36,503 But it is my book, so technically, I'm right. 94 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,508 Mmm! Honey, this is so sweet of you to do all this 95 00:03:41,609 --> 00:03:43,844 for your mom's first day at her new job. 96 00:03:43,945 --> 00:03:46,713 Look at my girls, adjusting to Cochrane life. 97 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:49,483 And this new boyfriend of yours, he's a great influence. 98 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:51,151 When do I get to meet this... 99 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:52,586 Bennett? 100 00:03:52,687 --> 00:03:54,488 Soon, I hope, because... 101 00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:57,324 honestly Dad, I think you could learn a lot from him. 102 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:58,992 Sorry, what? 103 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,094 Hey, you guys should be really happy. 104 00:04:01,195 --> 00:04:03,630 Finally someone's instilling good values in me. 105 00:04:05,099 --> 00:04:07,367 (RECEDING FOOTSTEPS, DOOR CREAKS OPEN, SHUTS) 106 00:04:07,468 --> 00:04:09,302 God, she can be such a bitch. 107 00:04:10,738 --> 00:04:12,239 You're the good one. 108 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:17,277 ? 109 00:04:18,479 --> 00:04:20,547 All right. I'm sorry, but I have to pull out 110 00:04:20,648 --> 00:04:22,516 of the race. But it doesn't mean we can't be best friends. 111 00:04:22,617 --> 00:04:24,785 Or just any friends... just call her, just say it. 112 00:04:24,886 --> 00:04:27,087 - Alright, here we go. - (CELL PHONE RINGS) 113 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:31,024 SLOANE: Kate! I was just gonna call you. 114 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:33,860 - Am I shaking too much? - Huh? Uh... hey-hey, look, 115 00:04:33,961 --> 00:04:36,296 um, Sloane, I'm sorry to do this, but... 116 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:38,765 Kate it'll be easier if I just talk. You're hired. 117 00:04:38,866 --> 00:04:40,567 Uh, h-hired? 118 00:04:40,668 --> 00:04:42,235 Because I... I was actually gonna... 119 00:04:42,336 --> 00:04:44,137 How's this? Too flaccid? 120 00:04:44,238 --> 00:04:46,173 - I'm sorry? - I'm in a private lagree. 121 00:04:46,274 --> 00:04:48,041 I should bring you to this class. 122 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:50,043 It'll change your entire pelvic floor. 123 00:04:50,144 --> 00:04:51,611 (LAUGHS) Okay. 124 00:04:51,713 --> 00:04:53,714 You remember that idea you pitched? 125 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,649 - Yeah. - I greenlit it. 126 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,517 I'm just getting the final sign-offs now, 127 00:04:57,618 --> 00:04:59,586 - but it's looking like a go. - Really? 128 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:01,421 And I'm meeting with the app developer in an hour, 129 00:05:01,522 --> 00:05:03,056 can you make it? I need you there. 130 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:04,991 Gettin' awful close to the clam, there, Patricia. 131 00:05:05,093 --> 00:05:07,060 So I'll have my boy send you the details? 132 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:09,996 Uh, yeah. I will be there. 133 00:05:10,098 --> 00:05:12,132 (LAUGHS) Thank you. 134 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,835 Great! Now, what is it that you wanted? You called me. 135 00:05:14,936 --> 00:05:16,703 Uh huh, I did. 136 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:19,206 I just thought we could, we could hang out some time, 137 00:05:19,307 --> 00:05:21,174 and um, last night was a great start to that, 138 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:23,276 so thank you... for that. 139 00:05:23,377 --> 00:05:25,011 Yeah, it was pretty fun, right? 140 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:27,414 - Okay! See you at the meeting. - (CALL BEEPS OFF) 141 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:30,250 ? 142 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:32,452 ? Oh yeah! Go! Go! Go! ? 143 00:05:32,553 --> 00:05:34,788 Yeah, this app seems... 144 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,023 super unethical. 145 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,625 You buy the book, 146 00:05:38,726 --> 00:05:40,594 but you have to read the last chapter in the app. 147 00:05:40,695 --> 00:05:42,562 What is unethical about that? 148 00:05:42,663 --> 00:05:45,499 As I'm sure you know, we have to be really careful 149 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,134 around marketing that targets children. 150 00:05:47,235 --> 00:05:48,602 Oh, please. 151 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:50,303 Well, that-we fully support that. 152 00:05:50,404 --> 00:05:52,572 It sounds a lot like you want kids to make purchases 153 00:05:52,673 --> 00:05:54,941 on their parents' iPads without them knowing? 154 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,444 - (LAUGHS) - Tomato, tomahto. 155 00:05:57,545 --> 00:05:59,880 - Tomahto. - I'm sorry, Sloane. 156 00:05:59,981 --> 00:06:02,482 Maybe we can work together on a different angle? 157 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,518 Should we go somewhere else, or... 158 00:06:04,619 --> 00:06:06,787 How many employees do you have here? 159 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,522 What, 20, 25? 160 00:06:08,623 --> 00:06:10,824 Yeah, give or take. Why? 161 00:06:10,925 --> 00:06:13,727 Well, we've been looking for an in-house digital team 162 00:06:13,828 --> 00:06:15,061 at Wynston. 163 00:06:16,164 --> 00:06:17,998 I'm sorry, what are you suggesting? 164 00:06:18,099 --> 00:06:19,866 Kevin, honey, try and keep up. 165 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:22,002 I believe she's trying to buy us out, sir. 166 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:24,070 I know what she's trying to do. 167 00:06:24,964 --> 00:06:26,039 Is that what you're trying to do? 168 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,607 Is that what you're trying to do? 169 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,609 Well, I'm thinking about it. 170 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:32,012 I'm trying to decide if it's worth my time. 171 00:06:32,113 --> 00:06:34,080 Uh... 172 00:06:34,182 --> 00:06:36,716 so how would that work, exactly? 173 00:06:38,119 --> 00:06:41,221 ? 174 00:06:41,322 --> 00:06:43,623 - I am in such awe of you! - (LAUGHS) 175 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:45,792 Seriously, I can't believe you bought the company! 176 00:06:45,893 --> 00:06:48,028 It's called throwing money at a problem. 177 00:06:48,129 --> 00:06:50,530 So that's how you do it, huh? You just fuckin' do it! 178 00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:52,833 Well, when you're used to hearing "no," 179 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:55,235 you get good at making "yes" happen for you. 180 00:06:55,336 --> 00:06:56,970 I hear that! (CHUCKLES) 181 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:01,875 - What? - Nothin'. 182 00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:03,677 No, what'd I say? Seriously. 183 00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:05,979 What is it? 184 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,215 I just don't think that it's true for you 185 00:07:08,316 --> 00:07:11,151 in the same way that's true for me. 186 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:14,554 Shit, I did it. 187 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:16,156 I did white privilege, didn't I? 188 00:07:16,257 --> 00:07:18,658 I'm not here to give you a history lesson, Kate, 189 00:07:18,759 --> 00:07:21,094 but you're never not doing it. 190 00:07:23,631 --> 00:07:25,699 - I'm sorry. - You're not excused. 191 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,068 But, you know, buying a company 192 00:07:28,169 --> 00:07:30,070 from under a couple of white boys? 193 00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:32,272 That could move the needle. 194 00:07:32,373 --> 00:07:34,541 Fuck it, let's have some fun. 195 00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:36,276 (TRAFFIC RUMBLES) 196 00:07:40,181 --> 00:07:42,482 (STUDENT CHATTER IN THE DISTANCE) 197 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,017 Here you are. 198 00:07:44,118 --> 00:07:45,886 (STUDENTS SHOUT DISTANTLY) 199 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,355 - You cold? - A little. 200 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:53,627 - (WINDOW RATTLES) - Here. 201 00:07:54,829 --> 00:07:56,096 Thanks. 202 00:07:56,197 --> 00:07:58,198 - What are you working on? - Ugh! 203 00:07:58,299 --> 00:08:00,500 Mr. Niedermeyer's science homework. 204 00:08:00,601 --> 00:08:03,103 More like Mr. Niedermeyer's creative writing homework. 205 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:05,638 What? 206 00:08:06,741 --> 00:08:08,642 It's brainwashing. All of it. 207 00:08:10,111 --> 00:08:12,646 - What are you talking about? - Don't feel bad, 208 00:08:12,747 --> 00:08:14,447 a lot of people don't know about it. 209 00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:16,716 But the truth is that my Dad would still have a job today 210 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:19,552 if it weren't for people like Mr. Nieder-liar 211 00:08:19,654 --> 00:08:21,855 promoting all this science fiction. 212 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,126 You know, we need to take a stand against this nonsense. 213 00:08:27,295 --> 00:08:28,795 Really? 214 00:08:28,896 --> 00:08:30,030 You don't actually believe 215 00:08:30,131 --> 00:08:31,998 all of that doomsday global warming stuff 216 00:08:32,099 --> 00:08:34,701 that NiederLiar's always going on about, do you? 217 00:08:34,802 --> 00:08:37,037 I mean, I'm not sure. 218 00:08:37,138 --> 00:08:39,406 It's all a hoax propagated by the Chinese 219 00:08:39,507 --> 00:08:41,241 to disrupt our industry. 220 00:08:43,444 --> 00:08:45,545 I gave you my jacket because you were cold. 221 00:08:45,646 --> 00:08:48,081 In September. 222 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:50,450 Global warming? I don't think so! 223 00:08:51,819 --> 00:08:53,019 Oh my God. 224 00:08:55,122 --> 00:08:57,958 Hey, don't let that guy 225 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,961 poison that pretty mind of yours. 226 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:04,297 - Look who it is! - Praise fuckin' be! 227 00:09:04,398 --> 00:09:06,700 - Under his eye! - (LOW NOTE BLASTS) 228 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,504 Degenerates. 229 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:16,319 Wow. This is gorgeous. 230 00:09:17,822 --> 00:09:20,957 (SIGHS) But Jesus, so expensive. 231 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:24,294 Some things are worth it. 232 00:09:30,968 --> 00:09:32,869 Uh... hey, 233 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:34,437 so I've been wanting to ask you, 234 00:09:34,538 --> 00:09:37,307 what's your appetite like for non-fiction parenting books? 235 00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:39,542 Honestly? Insatiable. 236 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:41,344 Parents will do anything to have their own ideas 237 00:09:41,445 --> 00:09:43,146 parroted back at them. 238 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:44,614 - No offense. - No, not at all. 239 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:46,583 It's just-and I don't want to cross any lines here, 240 00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:49,085 but um, I do know someone who wrote a killer, 241 00:09:49,186 --> 00:09:51,187 just pfft fantastic parenting book. 242 00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:53,123 Well, sure, let's set it up. 243 00:09:53,224 --> 00:09:55,658 - Happy to read the manuscript. - Really? Thank you! 244 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,327 Ah, excuse me? 245 00:09:57,428 --> 00:09:59,462 Could you remove the security tag on this? 246 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:01,264 I just wanna see how it feels on my arm. 247 00:10:01,365 --> 00:10:03,133 Hey, ah, I'll be right back. 248 00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:07,504 Um... oh, no. 249 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:11,574 Oh, the dishwasher puts a filthy scum on everything. 250 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:13,176 (VOICE ECHOES, SLOWS DOWN) 251 00:10:13,277 --> 00:10:15,412 Which is dirtier than hand-washing, frankly. 252 00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:17,480 I mean, just try and uh... 253 00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:21,451 - Hey, are you asleep? - What? 254 00:10:21,552 --> 00:10:24,521 No. Mm-mm. 255 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:26,589 Sorry. 256 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:28,491 Do you see this pattern in any other areas 257 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,260 of your life? 258 00:10:30,361 --> 00:10:32,062 Yeah, 'cause uh, you know, 259 00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:33,963 a lot of stuff makes me crazy. 260 00:10:34,065 --> 00:10:36,166 You know, like the weak fan in the bathroom. 261 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,834 - (VOICE ECHOES, SLOWS DOWN) - Yeah. 262 00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:39,803 Because it's right by my desk, right, 263 00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:42,605 so I hear everything, and Claire has IBS, 264 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,140 - so that's not great. - (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 265 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:46,176 You know what, Gerry, I am a corporate counselor, 266 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:48,178 not a suggestion box. So if there's nothing else, 267 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:50,146 I really need to take this. 268 00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:52,082 Yeah, I'll just put the rest in an e-mail. 269 00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:54,884 - Great. - (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 270 00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,456 Hey, my dude. 271 00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:00,957 KATE: Shut up! I've got great news. 272 00:11:01,058 --> 00:11:02,859 I just started working with Wynston Publishing, 273 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,361 and I told them about your book, they wanna meet you! 274 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,465 Really? What? They already passed. 275 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,200 Who passed? Some intern? 276 00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:11,935 Because I'm about to put your book 277 00:11:12,036 --> 00:11:13,736 in front of the head bitch in charge. 278 00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:15,905 I uh, I ah... (GROANS) 279 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:18,575 - I don't know. - What's wrong with you? 280 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:21,377 Nothing! I just promised Lionel a year out here, 281 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,580 and-and I just started this new job. 282 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:25,248 But this morning you were... 283 00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:27,217 Just venting. Ever heard of it? 284 00:11:27,318 --> 00:11:28,885 Look, it's just a meeting, okay? 285 00:11:28,986 --> 00:11:30,753 I'm sure we can do it by phone. 286 00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:32,889 I just don't want to deal with the rejection anymore. 287 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,724 Okay? Everybody hates this book. 288 00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,793 I don't even know if I like it anymore. 289 00:11:36,894 --> 00:11:38,094 Now, hold on. Anne, you don't... 290 00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:40,463 Look, I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm really busy here. 291 00:11:40,564 --> 00:11:42,699 - People need me here. - KATE: Anne? 292 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,334 (PHONE CLATTERS) 293 00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:46,169 (SIGHS) 294 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:52,242 ? 295 00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:53,877 SALESWOMAN: How's it feel? 296 00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:56,479 You know, it's all right. 297 00:11:57,982 --> 00:12:00,550 - What do you think? - Mm! 298 00:12:00,651 --> 00:12:02,418 I think it's gorgeous. 299 00:12:03,521 --> 00:12:05,855 Yeah. I'll take it. 300 00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:08,858 - This is for you. - Oh no, I... 301 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,460 I-I can't accept that. 302 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,862 You deserve a little thrill in your life. 303 00:12:14,265 --> 00:12:16,533 When is the last time you ordered dessert? 304 00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:18,668 Got a massage? 305 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:21,037 Pleasure yourself, Kate, 306 00:12:21,138 --> 00:12:24,059 because in the end, no one else is gonna do it for you. 307 00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:26,910 (HUSHED) May I... 308 00:12:27,011 --> 00:12:33,016 ? 309 00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:34,918 It's very pretty. 310 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:37,320 (PHONE RINGS) 311 00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:38,888 (DOOR CLICKS) 312 00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:42,058 - Did anyone see you? - Oh my God, relax! 313 00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:44,460 What, do you think you're gonna get arrested? 314 00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:46,129 I do work here. 315 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,164 (KNOCKING) 316 00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:55,338 Hey. Oh! Right. Did you sign for these already? 317 00:12:55,439 --> 00:12:57,440 - Awesome. Thanks. I get 'em. - Oh! 318 00:12:58,609 --> 00:13:00,109 Why would you order me flowers to the office 319 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:02,845 of our secret office romance, you dildo?! 320 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:05,081 - Uh, Jenny, I... - Wait. 321 00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:06,950 These are for you? 322 00:13:07,051 --> 00:13:09,252 - Who the fuck is "A?" - Look, if you'd let me speak, 323 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,853 I could've told you they weren't yours. 324 00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:12,855 Who would send you flowers? Are you dying? 325 00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:15,959 (GRUNTS) Look, Jenny, um... 326 00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,295 they're just from someone else. 327 00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:23,967 Oh. Right. (LAUGHS) 328 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,502 Yeah, I-I'm seeing other people, too. 329 00:13:26,604 --> 00:13:29,305 - You are? - Yes. 330 00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:32,475 I-I was just surprised, because what man 331 00:13:32,576 --> 00:13:34,110 gets flowers sent to him? 332 00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:37,680 Okay, so you're fine with us seeing other people? 333 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:38,881 Yes. 334 00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:41,551 - Totally fine. - Okay. 335 00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:43,553 Yeah, you're allowed to kiss 336 00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:46,389 and do whatever you want with other people. 337 00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,826 - Okay. - Okay. 338 00:13:49,927 --> 00:13:52,462 Now that we've got that figured out, 339 00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:54,297 dinner tonight? 340 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:57,667 I'm sorry, I have plans from a while ago. 341 00:13:57,768 --> 00:13:59,369 No, yeah. 342 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:02,305 - Me too. - Oh. So why'd you ask? 343 00:14:03,774 --> 00:14:05,041 Why'd you ask?! 344 00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:10,513 MAN: And they started an all-executive cover band 345 00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:13,116 called "CEO Speedwagon," which is annoying. 346 00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:16,519 Also, Nicole and Tom have been making out 347 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,621 in the parking lot after work every day. 348 00:14:18,722 --> 00:14:20,857 That's not really a workplace issue. 349 00:14:24,628 --> 00:14:26,296 I suppose that's a good point. 350 00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,398 - (SIGHS) - Is it okay if go now? 351 00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:30,066 I think they're refilling the vending machine today. 352 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,901 Yes! Yep. 353 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,870 Go ahead. 354 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,473 - (DOOR OPENS) - (GIGGLES) Oops! 355 00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:39,742 Ladies, what are you doing here? 356 00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:41,344 Well, you know. 357 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,112 - First day and all, - (DOOR CLICKS SHUT) 358 00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:46,416 we thought that we would bring you something. 359 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:49,352 Oh! Well, that, you didn't have to do that! 360 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,953 It's a charm bracelet. 361 00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:53,056 To go with your charming job. 362 00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:55,692 I mean... your office is adorable. 363 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,927 So cute! 364 00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,898 Anyway, we thought we'd take you up on your... 365 00:15:01,999 --> 00:15:03,433 offer. 366 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,935 - We're out of "candies." - Tom�! 367 00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:08,838 Look, we are hoping that you'll... 368 00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:10,707 write us a few scrips. 369 00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,875 Yeah, so it's like a social call, but it's also like, 370 00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:15,478 a, "can you help us out" call. (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) 371 00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:20,821 Uh, yeah, just give me a sec, here. 372 00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:22,451 Um... 373 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,289 Uh, yeah, you know what? Why don't you guys have a seat? 374 00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:28,324 Hmm? 375 00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,730 Why do you think you guys need these pills? 376 00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:36,432 What are you doing right now? 377 00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:39,602 The thing is, I-I can't write you a prescription 378 00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:41,204 unless we have a session. 379 00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:43,272 (LAUGHS) Come on. Be cool, Annie. 380 00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:45,074 Tom�! 381 00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:47,510 We're happy to pay for a session, but the thing is, 382 00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:49,612 is that we're in like, a little bit of a rush. 383 00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,814 So, could you just maybe... 384 00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:54,817 - write it? - (CHUCKLES) 385 00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:58,421 Guys, uh, sorry, I need you to talk to me. 386 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,056 Why do you think you reach for them? 387 00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:02,024 Tom�, I'd love to hear about your childhood. 388 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,394 - CHERYL: Ooh. - (SOBS) 389 00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:06,129 What?! (SOBS) 390 00:16:07,464 --> 00:16:08,998 Jesus. Sorry, guys, if you're not gonna talk to me, 391 00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:10,733 there's nothing I can do. 392 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,735 - Wow. Wow. - Wow! 393 00:16:12,836 --> 00:16:14,170 Wow! (SOBS) 394 00:16:14,271 --> 00:16:16,839 This coming from someone who's probably high right now. 395 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,942 Yeah, Annie Xanie, the hypocrite! 396 00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:23,279 My name is Anne. Actually, it's Doctor Carlson. 397 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:26,015 I don't care what the fuck your name is! 398 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:29,886 You're sitting there telling people what to do while high? 399 00:16:31,054 --> 00:16:32,455 Some doctor. 400 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,390 Enjoy your bullshit job, Annie. 401 00:16:34,491 --> 00:16:36,192 And your office looks like a nursing home. 402 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,960 Ah ha ha! 403 00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:41,130 For old people! And other people. 404 00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:43,065 - Tom�! Let's go. - Sorry. 405 00:16:46,403 --> 00:16:47,904 Screw this! 406 00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:52,608 ? 407 00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:54,177 (DOOR BANGS) 408 00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:57,079 ? 409 00:16:57,181 --> 00:16:59,048 Nope. 410 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,817 (CHARMS JINGLE) 411 00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:02,985 (FLUSHES) 412 00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,467 MR. NIEDERMEYER: We can see here that permafrost 413 00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:11,235 in the Arctic is retreating to a point 414 00:17:11,337 --> 00:17:13,871 where it's releasing 10,000-plus year-old microbes. 415 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:16,874 Now, here we can see that these microbes can unleash 416 00:17:16,976 --> 00:17:19,277 deadly diseases, causing mass... 417 00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:22,780 Something to add, Miss Carlson? 418 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:26,784 Yeah. 419 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:29,287 (CHAIR SCRAPES) 420 00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,722 What do you know, anyway? 421 00:17:30,823 --> 00:17:32,991 Are you, like, a scientist? 422 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,227 Yes. 423 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:39,263 (STUDENTS SNICKER AND MUTTER) 424 00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:40,965 Moving on. 425 00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:45,903 Now, the permafrost releases these microbes, and as... 426 00:17:46,005 --> 00:17:47,772 Well... 427 00:17:47,873 --> 00:17:50,842 isn't science supposed to be about asking questions? 428 00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:52,677 Of course. 429 00:17:52,778 --> 00:17:54,512 What's your question? 430 00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:01,386 Why are you helping the Chinese government?! 431 00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:03,521 - I'm-I'm sorry? - (STUDENTS LAUGH) 432 00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:06,224 It's your fault that Bennett's dad lost his job! 433 00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,660 Oh, okay, I have no idea what's going on right now. 434 00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:11,062 But it's time you take your seat, Alice. 435 00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:13,398 No! I won't sit through this. 436 00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:15,800 Because it's nonsense. 437 00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:18,703 It's cold out, Mr. Nieder-liar! 438 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:20,371 (STUDENTS LAUGH) 439 00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:24,275 (THUMPS, GLOBE CLANGS) 440 00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:28,880 ? 441 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:31,516 Alice! 442 00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:33,584 Was that too much? I don't even know what I was saying. 443 00:18:33,686 --> 00:18:34,952 - I'm just like... - Hey. 444 00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:37,021 You... 445 00:18:37,122 --> 00:18:39,257 are incredible. 446 00:18:39,358 --> 00:18:46,364 ? 447 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,600 (TRAFFIC RUMBLES) 448 00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,770 (DINERS LAUGH AND CHATTER) 449 00:18:52,871 --> 00:18:54,972 How am I pushing? Tickets are cheap. 450 00:18:55,074 --> 00:18:56,674 I guess so. 451 00:18:56,775 --> 00:18:59,544 Oh! Okay. 452 00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:02,013 - Where in Italy do you go? - So I... 453 00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:03,681 Where's your family? 454 00:19:03,782 --> 00:19:09,087 ? 455 00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:10,755 Oh! 456 00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:13,524 (SNORING) 457 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,526 (BLANKETS RUSTLE) 458 00:19:18,197 --> 00:19:20,465 ("SHAME" BY YOUNG FATHERS PLAYS) 459 00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:27,472 ? 460 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:31,075 ? Hey! ? 461 00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:32,180 ? Ah! ? 462 00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:34,045 ? Nothing but bare face lie ? 463 00:19:34,146 --> 00:19:37,815 ? 464 00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:40,017 ? Is all you cunts can hold on to ? 465 00:19:41,787 --> 00:19:43,554 (SNORES, SNORTS) 466 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:48,226 (GASPS) 467 00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:55,133 ? 468 00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:59,170 ? 469 00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:01,506 (NATHAN SNORES LOUDLY) 470 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:11,949 ? 471 00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:15,186 ? Is this what you're missing ? 472 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:17,722 ? The diamond and the gold ? 473 00:20:18,824 --> 00:20:20,725 - (MOANS) - (DOORBELL RINGS) 474 00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:23,060 Fuck! Ah! 475 00:20:23,162 --> 00:20:24,829 (NATHAN SNORES) 476 00:20:26,832 --> 00:20:28,232 (GROANS) 477 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,901 (FOOTSTEPS THUD, LIGHT CLICKS ON) 478 00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:32,370 - (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) - Hi. 479 00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:34,839 Anne! Wh-oh my God! 480 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,508 What are you-what are you uh, what are you doing here? 481 00:20:37,609 --> 00:20:39,844 I'm in. I wanna take the meeting. 482 00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:42,748 Dude, I told you, you could've done it by phone. 483 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,582 Yeah. I know. 484 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,920 (SIGHS) Okay. 485 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,955 Hey, say no more, I'm just so happy to see your face. 486 00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:52,824 Mm-hmm. 487 00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:55,693 Why are you breathing so heavy? 488 00:20:55,794 --> 00:20:57,695 I'm not breathing heavy. What? No reason. 489 00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,664 - Were you jerkin' it? - (LAUGHS) 490 00:20:59,765 --> 00:21:01,999 Yeah, yeah, man. I was. 491 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:05,102 Get in here! Oh my God. 492 00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:08,221 - Hey, have you ever jerked into a purse? - What?!34448

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