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There's always one location
in your neighborhood, one store...
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...that's constantly changing hands.
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Everybody has this in their
neighborhood. let's a leather store...
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...then it's a yogurt shop,
it's a pet supply.
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let's constantly changing.
Nobody can do business there.
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let's like some sort of
Bermuda Triangle of retail.
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Stores open up and then
they just disappear without a trace.
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Nobody knows what happened.
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Eventually, when aliens land and the
mothership from Close Encounters--
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The bottom will slowly open and all
these store owners will wander out...
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...in a daze, going, ''I thought there
was gonna be more walk-in traffic.''
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She thinks I'm nice.
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-Women don't want nice.
-Amazing.
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I haven't seen one person go in
that restaurant since it opened.
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-Poor guy.
-Why is nice bad?
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What kind of a sick society are
we living in when nice is bad?
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What's that smell?
What are you wearing?
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What? A little cologne.
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Manly.
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-Monica wants me to wear it.
-Why didn't you say no?
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I'm too nice.
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Look at this poor guy. His family's
probably back in Pakistan waiting...
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...for him to send back money.
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This is horrible.
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She wants me to take an IQ test.
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let's because you're stupid enough
to wear the cologne.
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No. She's taking this course
in education for her master's.
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let's part of her research project,
so I have to be a guinea pig.
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I've never been a guinea pig.
Been a sheep, been a toady....
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I can't talk to you anymore.
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All right, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
You're taking the IQ test.
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She's gonna find out I'm a moron.
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People think I'm smart,
but I'm not smart.
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Who thinks you're smart?
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I won't break 1 00 on this thing.
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-What thing?
-You don't listen anymore.
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Oh, the IQ thing. Yeah.
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I'm sure I have a low IQ.
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I've been lying about my SAT scores
for 1 5 years.
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-What did you get?
-What did I get, or what do I say I got?
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-What do you say?
-I say 1 409.
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-1 409, that's a good score.
-You're telling me.
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What did you really get?
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-You're my friend.
-Of course.
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-I tell you everything, right?
-I hope so.
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Well, this I take to the grave.
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He's serving Mexican,
Italian, Chinese.
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He's all over the place.
That's why no one's going in.
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Why do you keep watching?
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I don't know. I'm obsessed with it.
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let's like a spider in the toilet,
struggling for survival.
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And even though you know
he's not gonna make it...
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...you root for him for a second.
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Then you flush.
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Well, it's a spider.
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Sometimes people
won't go in a place...
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...if they don't see anyone else
in there.
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Do you have to do that? Jerry, don't
do that. That is so annoying.
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Bazooka Joe.
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-The buzzer?
-let's your house.
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My house. You gotta be on the lease
to press the buzzer.
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-Yeah?
-It's George.
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Come on up.
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-Casus belli.
-What's that?
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let's Latin. I read it in some book.
I just wanted to say it out loud.
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Come on, go in.
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Go in.
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-Have you gone in there?
-No. I'm afraid we'll start talking...
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...and I'll wind up going partners
with him.
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Hey.
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I could probably shoot him from here.
I'd be doing us both a favor.
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I'm wearing some cologne,
all right?
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Sure. Fine.
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Casus belli.
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Casus belli.
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-What's that?
-Since when do you wear cologne?
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Why is what I do so important?
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Why must I always be the focal point
of attention?
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Let me just be. Let me live.
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-How'd you do on that IQ test?
-I didn't take it yet.
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-What IQ test?
-What's casus belli?
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-Oh, it's nothing.
-Is it about me?
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Why must you always be
the focal point of attention?
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Why can't you just be?
Why can't you live?
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let's just a Latin phrase. It does not
mean anything. Now, what is this test?
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This woman he's dating is making him
take this IQ test for this course.
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-Oh, that sounds like fun.
-Yeah, fun.
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IQ tests are totally bogus.
They prove nothing.
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-You'll do well. You're smart.
-No, see, he's not smart.
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People think he's smart,
but he's not.
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What did you get on your SATs?
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It varies.
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-I don't even know my IQ.
-Mine's 1 45.
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-One forty-five!
-Get out of here.
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-You get out of here.
-You get out of here.
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Maybe you should
take the test for me.
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That would be something,
cheating on an IQ test.
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Remember in college when you
passed Lettick the test...
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...out the window?
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-You became a legend after that.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, I really had some guts
back then.
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-Why don't we do it again?
-What?
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You could take the IQ test for me.
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I'll pass it to you out of a window.
She lives on the first floor.
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-You serious?
-Why not?
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Where would I take the test?
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She lives around the corner.
Take it here or go to the coffee shop.
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-No, too noisy.
-Take it at the Dream Cafe.
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You won't hear a peep.
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-Hey, what do you think?
-Hey, I love a good caper.
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Yeah, that's what it is, isn't it?
A caper.
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You'll do it?
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-What the hey.
-Yeah! Beautiful!
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Sorry.
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-Welcome to the Dream Cafe.
-Well, I've been looking forward to it.
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How did you hear about us?
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People. People are talking.
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Smoking or nonsmoking?
We are proud to offer both.
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-Nonsmoking would be great.
-Very good.
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My name is Babu Bhatt.
I will be your waiter.
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A steaming hot, folded face cloth
for your pleasure.
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-Thank you.
-Our specials are tacos...
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...moussaka and franks and beans.
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Well, what do you recommend,
my good fellow?
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-The turkey.
-Well, the turkey it'll be.
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May I say you have a splendid
establishment here, my friend.
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I'm sure you'll flourish at this location
for many, many years.
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You're a very kind man.
Very kind. Thank you.
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Very kind.
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Very kind. I am a kind man.
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Who else would do somethinglike this? Nobody.
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Nobody thinks about peoplethe way I do.
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Snap out of it, you stupid jerk.
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You're eating a turkey sandwich.You want a Nobel Prize?
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You go in the living room,
I'll take the test in here.
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But why?
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I won't be able to concentrate
in front of you.
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I think you're making too much of this.
IQ tests don't mean anything.
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Are you kidding me?
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This is the best tool we have today
of measuring a person's intelligence.
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Well, I certainly don't place
any importance on it.
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Well, I think you're wrong
about that.
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And now, if you'll excuse me,
I'd really like to get started, please.
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-Good luck.
-Don't need it.
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What's going on?
I've been here 20 minutes.
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I'm sorry. Here's the test.
Thanks for doing this.
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-What time do you want me back?
-Twenty to 3.
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-Okay.
-Thanks again.
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And don't settle for 1 45.
You can do better. You're a genius.
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Thank you, Babu.
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You have quite a flair. You are
quite the restaurateur, I must say.
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-It is indeed my pleasure.
-Oh, please.
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Welcome to the Dream Cafe.
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-Our specials today--
-Oh, no, no. I'll just have tea and toast.
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-Tea and toast.
-Eat something! Babu.
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Okay.
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Well, I'll have the rigatoni.
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Oh, very good choice.
Very good.
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So you got the test. You're cheating.
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I know.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Oh, boy.
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Jerry, let me ask you something.
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-Hi, Elaine.
-Hey.
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This guy leaves this jacket
at my mother's house two years ago.
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She hasn't spoken to him since and
now he says he wants the jacket back.
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-So?
-Well, I'm not giving it back.
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Why not?
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Because I meet a lot of women in
this jacket. They're attracted to it.
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Why do you think my mother
went out with him?
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-You all right?
-Yeah. Okay.
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What?
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Anyway, it's been two years.
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I mean, isn't there, like,
a statue of limitations on that?
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Statute.
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-What?
-Statute of limitations.
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let's not a statue.
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No, it's statue.
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Fine. let's a sculpture of limitations.
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Wait a minute. Just wait a minute.
Elaine. Elaine.
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Now, you're smart. Is it ''statue''
or ''statute'' of limitations?
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-Statute.
-Oh, I really think you're wrong.
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Kramer, I have to take this test.
I don't have a lot of time.
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What test?
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-An IQ test.
-Why are you taking an IQ test?
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-let's for George.
-George?
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Look, can I explain it to you later?
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But why are you taking
an IQ test for George?
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Would you please?!
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-Is it for a job or something?
-Later!
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-You're positive it's statute?
-Yes! Yes!
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Welcome, welcome.
A steaming hot face cloth--
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-George?
-Yeah?
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The door's locked.
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Oh, it's locked?
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I need to get something.
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Monica, I'm really focused here.
This stuff's a killer.
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-George!
-Wish I could.
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Babu!
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lf you don't mind....
Okay.
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-I'll get this.
-Oh, my God! let's all over the test!
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-I'm terribly sorry.
-Oh, man!
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-I'm out of time, anyway.
-Please forgive me. Please.
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Go ahead. I'll take care of it.
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Please, I'm very sorry.
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Tell your friends.
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let's all right.
She was cheating anyway.
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You're a very kind man.
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Babu....
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-You're Pakistani, right?
-Yes, Pakistani. Yes.
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Babu, may I say something?
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Of course. You're very smart man.
I listen.
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I am not a restaurateur by any means,
but it occurred to me that perhaps...
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...you might serve some dishes
from your native Pakistan...
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...as opposed to, say,
the franks and beans, for example.
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-There are no Pakistani people here.
-It doesn't matter.
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You would have the only authentic
Pakistani restaurant...
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...in the whole neighborhood.
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Yes.
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You see everything, don't you?
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Well, you know, not everything.
I do what I can.
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I close down today. And when I open
again, it will be a Pakistani restaurant.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
You're a very special person.
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Very special.
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I am such a great guy.
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Who else would've gone to thetrouble to help this immigrant?
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I am special. My mother was right.
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Of course, I've never hadPakistani food. How bad could it be?
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-It was an accident.
-What, did you go on a picnic?
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Babu Bhatt did it.
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Babu Bhatt?
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-How am I going to explain this?
-Time's up, George.
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Okay.
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-Here you go.
-How did you do?
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-Piece of cake.
-What happened to the test?
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What? Oh, I spilled some food on it.
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Food? What food?
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What are you talking about?
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Where did you get food?
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-From my pocket.
-Your pocket?
241
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,599
I had a sandwich in my pocket.
242
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,788
-And coffee?
-Yeah. Had some coffee, yeah.
243
00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:14,625
-Where did you get the coffee?
-Where did I get the coffee?
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Where do you think I got the coffee?
At the grocery store.
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00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:19,771
-How did you get there?
-I walked.
246
00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:22,878
How did you get out?
I didn't see you leave.
247
00:13:23,046 --> 00:13:26,558
-I climbed out the window.
-You climbed out the window?
248
00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:29,343
-Of course.
-Why didn't you go out the door?
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The door?
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00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:36,542
Why would I go out the door?
The window's right here.
251
00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:41,919
You're a fascinating man,
George Costanza.
252
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,677
The average person sees a situation
like this...
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...they walk right by it.
254
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:53,466
-Not me.
-You're very special.
255
00:13:55,716 --> 00:13:56,960
Hey, do me a favor.
256
00:13:57,124 --> 00:14:00,320
Some guy comes looking for me,
tell him you don't know where I am.
257
00:14:00,484 --> 00:14:02,491
Of course. I always do.
258
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:06,332
No, no, it's that guy. He's really
been bugging me about the jacket.
259
00:14:06,499 --> 00:14:08,954
-Just give it back to him.
-He'll have to kill me.
260
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:17,501
-Hey, Georgie!
-I'm coming up.
261
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How did you do on the IQ test?
262
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:22,012
Eighty-five!
263
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:29,919
-What?
-Eighty-five, Jerry! 85 IQ.
264
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:33,440
Eighty-five?
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00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:36,351
Well, well, well....
266
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:38,591
He's coming up?
267
00:14:38,785 --> 00:14:40,312
Well, I'm no genius...
268
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:45,150
...but according to my calculations,
he should be here in a few seconds.
269
00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:48,697
Yeah, but an 85?
Jerry, that's ridiculous.
270
00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:51,102
Well, maybe the test
was gender-biased.
271
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,112
You know, a lot of questions
on hunting and testicles.
272
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:03,067
Oh, hello, professor.
273
00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:08,792
-George, I cannot believe--
-Please.
274
00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:13,215
-No, there's gotta be a mistake.
-You should have seen her face.
275
00:15:13,504 --> 00:15:15,162
It was the same look
my father gave me...
276
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:18,045
...when I told him I wanted
to be a ventriloquist.
277
00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:22,550
But an 85?
278
00:15:22,784 --> 00:15:24,824
Listen, there were too many
distractions there.
279
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:30,010
Babu whatever his name was.
And Kramer. I couldn't concentrate.
280
00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:32,761
It was a madhouse.
281
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,100
Jerry, it was.
282
00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:37,653
-Let me take it again.
-Forget it.
283
00:15:37,823 --> 00:15:40,791
Oh, come on. Come on.
I'll guarantee you 1 40.
284
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,934
-What do you have to lose?
-You could do worse!
285
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:46,070
No. No, come on. I guarantee it.
286
00:15:46,783 --> 00:15:50,493
-All right, I'll ask her.
-Okay. Now, where am I gonna take it?
287
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:54,451
Take it here. I'll leave.
There'll be no distractions.
288
00:16:01,342 --> 00:16:04,637
Well, congratulations, my friend.
289
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,059
Sorry I missed the grand reopening.
I was out of town for about a week.
290
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:10,486
You see how I listen?
291
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,467
I work very hard,
borrow more money.
292
00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:17,693
I think it's fantastic. It has
a certain indefinable charm.
293
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,744
-You wish to eat?
-Let me tell you something, Babu.
294
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:26,292
You go back in that kitchen,
tell your chef I want the works.
295
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,343
Very good.
296
00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:32,956
Very good?
297
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,612
No, not very good...
298
00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,210
...very great.
299
00:16:36,381 --> 00:16:39,479
I am very, very great.
300
00:16:50,684 --> 00:16:53,619
The IQ tests always have that
sample question at the beginning...
301
00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:56,154
...where they show you how
to fill in the circle.
302
00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:59,515
This should be the first
elimination point right there.
303
00:16:59,676 --> 00:17:01,137
Anybody goes outside that circle:
304
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:04,504
''You wanna come with us, please?
Yeah, you're done. Your test is over.
305
00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:07,220
You went outside the circle, okay?''
306
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,424
-What are you doing?
-Quiet. Don't say anything.
307
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:26,263
-What's going on?
-Hey, Kramer! I saw you go in there!
308
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:29,012
I'm not leaving till you
give me that jacket!
309
00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:32,085
-Open up, Kramer!
-What did you come in here for?
310
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:35,120
Well, I thought I'd throw him off.
See, he knows where I live.
311
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:38,964
Look, Kramer, I have to return
this test. I've gotta get out of here.
312
00:17:39,386 --> 00:17:42,233
-I thought you took the test.
-I had to take it again.
313
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,728
-How come?
-What's the difference?!
314
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,741
-Well, you can't leave now.
-What?
315
00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:49,295
Come on, Kramer,
I want that jacket back!
316
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:51,833
Never!
317
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,948
Come on, George, open up.
318
00:18:04,825 --> 00:18:07,639
-Well?
-How you doing?
319
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:10,995
Where's the test?
320
00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:13,677
You know, it's the damnedest thing.
321
00:18:13,849 --> 00:18:16,783
I went out the window again
to get a cup of coffee....
322
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,847
Babu....
323
00:18:26,008 --> 00:18:27,502
Babu.
324
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,973
Babu...
325
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:38,542
...you know, I've gotta tell you,
I never do this, but the shrimp...
326
00:18:39,031 --> 00:18:40,493
...it's just a little stringy.
327
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:44,465
-You have any chicken?
-The shrimp is stringy?
328
00:18:44,632 --> 00:18:46,901
-Well, maybe you refrigerated--
-Quiet!
329
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:49,747
-No, l--
-You shut up!
330
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,075
You make me change restaurant,
but nobody come!
331
00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:57,101
You say make Pakistani. Babu Bhatt
have only Pakistani restaurant.
332
00:18:57,591 --> 00:19:01,300
But where are people? You see
people? Show me people!
333
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:03,023
There are no people!
334
00:19:04,023 --> 00:19:06,292
-I think I'll just take the check.
-You bad man!
335
00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:08,724
You very, very bad man.
336
00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:14,133
Bad man? Could my motherhave been wrong?
337
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,739
Are you looking for George?
338
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:27,729
Well....
339
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,776
Kind of.
340
00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,239
George left.
341
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:36,274
Is that the test?
342
00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:39,698
This?
343
00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:42,352
Yeah.
344
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,260
-Here you go.
-Thanks.
345
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,678
I hope you do a lot better this time.
346
00:19:52,948 --> 00:19:54,322
Actually, I think I did.
347
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:59,274
The first time,
I couldn't really concentrate.
348
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:08,971
You know what it was?
Bad location.
349
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:12,369
Come on, let's not stand here
too long. We might run into her.
350
00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:14,897
Aren't you cold?
Where's your jacket?
351
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:19,087
-Oh, sorry.
-I'm going upstairs.
352
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:24,905
Hey, guys. I just ran into Monica.
You know what my IQ is?
353
00:20:25,363 --> 00:20:28,080
One fifty-one.
354
00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:30,447
-One fifty-one?
-Yeah.
355
00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:33,737
That's a good score.
356
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,944
So, what are you up for?
How about Mexican?
357
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:38,384
-Italian.
-No, Chinese.
358
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,657
You know what would be great?
359
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:57,035
let's tough to do a good deed. Let's look
at your professional good-deed doers:
360
00:20:57,202 --> 00:20:59,274
Your Lone Rangers, your Supermen...
361
00:20:59,506 --> 00:21:02,505
...your Batmen, your Spider-Men,
your Elastic Men.
362
00:21:03,154 --> 00:21:06,601
They're all wearing disguises. Masks
over their faces, secret identities.
363
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:11,209
Don't want people to know
who they are. Too much aggravation.
364
00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:13,611
''Superman,
thanks for saving my life...
365
00:21:13,777 --> 00:21:16,428
...but did you have
to come through my wall?
366
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:21,737
I'm renting here. They got a security
deposit. What am I supposed to do?''
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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