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The losses on the value of your 401s
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or IRAs in the last few years.
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Uh-oh. Looks like the interns
are slacking off again.
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Hey, Kyle. What's up?
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The gunman was described
as a loner...
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I'm right behind you.
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Jill, let's go.
It's time for school.
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Hi, stranger.
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Bye. Have fun.
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Come on. Bye.
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So, any big plans this weekend?
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, man. Fuck you, man.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Chad?
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Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
That's so fucked up.
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- Are you Kyle?
- Yeah. Hi.
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The front desk says your wife is here.
Some kind of emergency.
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Oh, uh, thank you.
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Hi. Hey, excuse me.
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Did my...? Is my wife here?
My name's Kyle Madison.
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Her name's Mary.
She said there might be some...
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- I'm right here. It's okay.
- Jesus! Wait.
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What the fuck, ma...?
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Oh, my God. What? Zack?
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- Kyle?
- What?
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Come here, brother.
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- What are you doing? How are you?
- Oh, Jesus.
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- Look at that. Fresh-faced.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Wow. This is crazy timing.
Apparently my wife is here
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- with some kind of emergency...
- Emergency.
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- Okay. Wow.
- Okay.
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- Right? Come on, I got you out of school.
- Okay.
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- Let's go play.
- Oh, Jesus. No, man, I...
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Can you hang out in my office
for like ten, 20, 30 minutes?
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- I can do ten, 20.
- Okay, come on.
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So, how have you been?
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What happened to you?
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Uh, you know, I've...
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I've been.
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I mean, you, like, disappeared, man.
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Yeah. Well, you know, me and college
didn't really... you know?
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But, hey, worked out for you, right?
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So, what the heck are you doing here, man?
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Oh, I'm here to save your soul.
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Amazing. Save it from what?
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The zombies.
I mean, like, what is this place?
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Uh, it's an office.
Maybe you've heard of them.
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Yeah, I've heard of them,
but I mean, like,
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what does this office in particular, like,
you know, make?
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It's a bank.
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Oh, it's a bank? You're a banker?
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Uh, no. No, I'm not. I'm the...
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I'm a social media coordinator.
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- Oh, okay.
- It's actually... It's...
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It's actually kind of pretty creative.
Uh...
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I get to write on social media
using different personas.
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Like, different characters almost
for different...
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Okay, for example.
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Right now, we're doing
this, um, big Twitter campaign
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- for our mortgage division.
- Uh-huh.
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Turns out, research says that it's,
you know,
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it's super-hard for millennials
to get interested in mortgages
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because of the economy and stuff.
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And so it's my job to, you know,
appeal to different demographics.
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And, you know...
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Hey, you still have the Manifesto?
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The what?
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The Manifesto, man.
Don't tell me you threw it away.
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Oh, my God.
I can't believe you remember that.
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Remember? Dude, I am never gonna forget
the Manifesto as long as...
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Hey, what are you doing Saturday?
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Uh, jeez. Um...
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Saturday, I actually think
I have to come back in. My boss...
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- No, you're not. You're coming with me.
- Oh, I wish, man.
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- What are you doing?
- What are we doing?
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Okay, what are we doing?
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Okay. What does that mean?
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Okay. It means, I got into town
this morning, right? To do this...
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I mean, I don't know how to...
I mean, to do this really cool thing.
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You know? And then suddenly,
I was like, holy shit.
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Kyle. Kyle!
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Kyle lives here. I miss Kyle.
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I need Kyle.
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And, you know, I think I can get you in.
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And it's gonna be amazing,
and we're gonna do it.
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We're gonna do what?
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We're gonna have, you know, an experience.
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Oh, no.
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Okay. Okay. What kind of experience?
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What kind of experience do you want?
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Wow.
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- Okay. Um...
- Right?
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And when does...?
Or how long does this experience take?
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It takes as long you want it to take.
You know what I mean?
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No, no, not really.
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Well, can you be any less specific?
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I cannot. And I will not say another word
until you agree to come.
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Oh, man, Zack.
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- I missed you, man.
- I missed you, man.
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Why couldn't you have given me,
like, any notice?
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Kyle, I really want you
to do this with me.
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What if I said it was like a workshop?
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Like a motivational workshop? Wha...?
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Okay.
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Social Media, this is Kyle.
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Hey, Chad.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, you're coming with me, all right?
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It's 100 bucks.
I can front you the money...
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I mean, I don't have a credit card.
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I don't care about the money. It's...
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- Yo, Kyle, my man.
- Oh, my...
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What about drinks? Sunday night.
What's your number?
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- I don't have a number.
- You don't have a number. What?
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- What do you mean? You don't...?
- I don't have a number.
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- Kyle?
- Um...
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Okay. Sit down. Sit down, all right?
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- And I will be right back.
- Okay.
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- Don't go anywhere, okay?
- Okay.
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- Hey, Chad. Did you...?
- One sec, bud.
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You're fucking me.
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Oh, you are fucking me.
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- Chad?
- Ha-ha!
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- You're so fucking me right now, man.
- All right, I got a friend, but...
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Stop it. Fuck you.
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Fuck you, man.
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You're fucking killing me.
What'd she say?
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What is Rebirth?
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Uh, let me tell you about Rebirth.
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I think Rebirth,
it's about getting out of your rut.
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It's about getting in touch with yourself.
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With your body.
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We live in
a "one life fits all" culture.
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And Rebirth dares you
to find the life for you.
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It's fun. It's fast. It's furious.
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It's crazy. It's a blast.
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People talk about the high
that they get when they climb Everest.
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I don't need Everest. I have Rebirth.
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I'm the last person
to do something like this.
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But Rebirth opened me up to men,
to sensuality.
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To experimentation.
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My first Rebirth, I didn't go
with anyone. I was all by myself.
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And so I was really nervous
and kind of shy and in my shell.
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And by the end, I just felt
so much more confident in myself.
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And I had had some of the most intense
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sensual experiences of my life.
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Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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- You coming to bed?
- Yeah, in a minute.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh.
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Uh...
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Just looking through this old stuff.
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Hey, guess who came to work today
out of nowhere. Zack.
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Zack who?
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You know, Zack. From college.
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Oh.
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That guy? Was he a student there?
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Yeah. What do you mean?
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Huh.
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- He was wild.
- Yeah, I guess.
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So, what'd he want?
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Nothing, I mean, you know,
he just wanted to say, "What's up? Hi."
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Okay.
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Hey, hon?
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Hey.
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You know how you're always taking
these girls' weekends?
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Uh...
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Excuse me. Do you know
where everybody went?
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Hey, honey, it's me.
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Listen, I think you were right.
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This thing is kind of dumb.
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So, I was thinking
maybe I could take Jill and...
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Uh...
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Hold... I'm sorry, babe.
Let me call you right back, okay?
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I'll call you right back. Love you, bye.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Anybody in here?
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- 911. What is your emergency?
- No. No, thank you.
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What?
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For the best outcome, we recommend
checking into a hotel the night before,
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away from the distractions of loved ones.
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Set your humidifier to 85 percent.
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Remove your clothes.
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Relax. Visualize the events of your life
leading to this moment.
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Breathe.
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Set your alarm a few hours
before your shuttle's departure time
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{\an8}and practice the series of power posesshown earlier in this video.
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Breathe.
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What?
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You are now centering your intentions
for the day's journey
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and are fully prepared.
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Breathe.
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Hey. Hey, wait, wait, wait.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Wait, wait. Oh, come on. I...
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I couldn't find you guys.
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Thank you.
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Hello?
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I, uh...
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Excuse me.
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Oh!
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Excuse me. Ahem. Hi.
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Oh, well. Okay.
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Hey, hey, hey,
are you going to the Rebirth thing?
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I found the clues or whatever.
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Up in one of the rooms. It's pretty cool.
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Um...
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Wait, wait, wait. Hey, hey, wait!
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The deeper you look, the more you see.
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Come on.
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All right.
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Did I get it?
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I don't think you're ready
to get on this bus.
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Oh.
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Do you always give up this easy?
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No, no, no. But you said no.
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Hey.
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Hey. Can I get on the bus, please?
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Sir, may I get on the bus?
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I'm getting on the bus.
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Hey. Ahem.
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Oh. Uh...
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And what's that for?
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What's that...?
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All right. Are we good? Uh...
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Mind if I squeeze in?
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Do you know Zack? Zack West.
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Zachary West? My friend? He's...
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All right. Hey. How's it going?
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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So, hey, uh, do you mind if I sit there?
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It's the only seat.
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Is that your bag? I'll just...
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I'll just hold onto it, all right?
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I'll just hold onto it. Thank you.
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Well, this is super-creepy.
Why are the windows covered?
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Is everyone done with their forms?
Hold them up like this.
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Everyone done?
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Please relinquish your cell phones.
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Over the next two days,
you're about to experience
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actual person-to-person contact.
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Some of you will find this
highly disturbing.
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Do not worry.
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You will be safely re-tethered
with the hive mind after the weekend.
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We will not make you do anything
against your morals.
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You are free to leave whenever you want.
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{\an8}Would anybody like me
to pull over the bus now and call a cab?
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Rebirth is not for everyone.
253
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You can return
to the zombie world right now.
254
00:19:55,671 --> 00:19:57,540
No one knows you're here.
255
00:19:57,606 --> 00:19:59,408
And no one will think
anything less of you.
256
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,312
Would anyone like to leave?
257
00:20:05,614 --> 00:20:06,882
Good.
258
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:09,218
Now get your war paint on.
259
00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:59,468
Do not speak.
Do not remove your blindfold.
260
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:01,704
If you speak, you will be asked to leave.
261
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,740
If you remove your blindfold,
you will be asked to leave.
262
00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:08,978
Do not speak.
Do not remove your blindfold.
263
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,447
If you speak, you will be asked to leave.
264
00:21:11,514 --> 00:21:12,782
Everybody stop!
265
00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,383
...you will be asked to leave.
266
00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,019
Do not speak. Do not...
267
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,756
...you will be asked to leave.
268
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:23,034
If you remove your blindfold,
you will be asked to leave.
269
00:21:23,058 --> 00:21:24,460
Proceed!
270
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:32,668
Shut up!
Put that on, you piece of shit.
271
00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:36,071
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll be good!
272
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,532
Halt.
273
00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:06,769
Remove your hands
from the man in front of you.
274
00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,940
Do not speak.
275
00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:17,646
You may now remove your blindfolds.
276
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,823
Welcome to your Rebirth.
277
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:35,631
Oh...
278
00:22:38,434 --> 00:22:41,136
♪ I saidWelcome to your rebirth ♪
279
00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:48,544
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
280
00:22:50,479 --> 00:22:51,747
Hey, hey, hey.
281
00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:55,551
There he is.
282
00:22:59,688 --> 00:23:04,560
Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth!
283
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,403
That's nice. I don't really know
what to say, though.
284
00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:16,772
- Just tell the truth, brother.
- Yeah.
285
00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:21,076
Okay. Well, if I must, then...
286
00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:24,179
- Welcome home.
- Yeah!
287
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,814
Yeah!
288
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:29,752
I said, welcome the fuck home!
289
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:43,432
Two days. We've got two days to do this.
290
00:23:43,499 --> 00:23:46,568
And then we've gotta go back out there.
291
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:49,638
Back to their bullshit.
292
00:23:49,705 --> 00:23:51,840
- Yeah.
- That's right.
293
00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:54,843
Two days and two rules.
294
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:58,647
The first rule, the most important rule,
the golden rule,
295
00:23:58,714 --> 00:24:03,619
the alpha and omega rule,
is you can leave any time you want.
296
00:24:03,686 --> 00:24:05,220
- Yeah.
- Exactly.
297
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,327
- Yeah!
- What's rule number two, guys?
298
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,191
No leaders!
299
00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:11,160
Yeah, no leaders, okay?
300
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:13,629
What's rule number three?
301
00:24:14,463 --> 00:24:16,532
No spoilers!
302
00:24:16,598 --> 00:24:19,134
You can't tell your friends
what Rebirth is all about.
303
00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:21,637
Just tell them to get their asses
down here.
304
00:24:21,704 --> 00:24:23,205
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
305
00:24:23,472 --> 00:24:27,910
Now, the last rule, the platinum rule,
306
00:24:27,976 --> 00:24:31,513
the rule to end all rules is what?
307
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,849
No spectators!
308
00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:36,719
Fucking no spectators.
309
00:24:36,785 --> 00:24:39,855
I remember the first time I made it
through that hotel into Rebirth.
310
00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:41,590
I thought I was a big deal.
311
00:24:42,091 --> 00:24:44,059
- You know, I own three houses.
- Yeah.
312
00:24:44,126 --> 00:24:47,096
I got boats in two different oceans.
313
00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:49,064
I haven't flown coach in four years.
314
00:24:49,131 --> 00:24:53,102
I don't need this Rebirth bullshit.
315
00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:54,803
Yeah.
316
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,672
And then I realized.
317
00:24:56,739 --> 00:24:59,541
The man you are
before you come to Rebirth...
318
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:05,080
...doesn't mean jack-fucking-shit!
319
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,119
Didn't mean shit.
320
00:25:10,185 --> 00:25:13,956
Out there is just an image
you create for the zombie world.
321
00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:16,725
- You don't get to be a zombie in here.
- No.
322
00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:20,095
You've gotta murder
your inner zombie here.
323
00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,797
Yeah!
324
00:25:21,864 --> 00:25:25,734
You've gotta wrap it in plastic
and stuff a towel in its mouth
325
00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:28,737
- to shut it the fuck up.
- Yeah!
326
00:25:28,804 --> 00:25:32,875
Then you gotta drive it in a car
to a goddamn hole in a desert.
327
00:25:37,946 --> 00:25:40,115
By the way, how many fetuses
do we have here today?
328
00:25:41,784 --> 00:25:44,987
Newbies, how many new people?
Get your hands up, let's see it.
329
00:25:45,053 --> 00:25:48,123
All right, you guys may have heard
some scary things about Rebirth.
330
00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:50,025
Who's heard scary things?
331
00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:53,762
You, what scares you about Rebirth?
332
00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:54,829
Nothing.
333
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,701
Well, I can't argue with that.
334
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,304
Um, all right, how about...
335
00:26:02,571 --> 00:26:04,039
you, big man?
336
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,241
Uh...
337
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,313
Uh...
338
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,848
Nothing.
339
00:26:13,248 --> 00:26:14,616
What?
340
00:26:14,683 --> 00:26:16,318
Fuck me.
341
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:19,087
Oh, Jesus Christ.
342
00:26:20,022 --> 00:26:23,959
Did you really just make the same joke
that guy made five seconds ago?
343
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,296
What did we say
the most important rule was?
344
00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:28,964
Uh...
345
00:26:29,031 --> 00:26:31,266
- Hello?
- You can leave whenever you want.
346
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,602
All right? Wasn't that...?
347
00:26:33,669 --> 00:26:36,004
No spectators.
348
00:26:36,071 --> 00:26:38,740
- You know why we say that? Hello?
- Uh... Oh.
349
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,310
Hello? Hello? Is anybody home?
350
00:26:41,376 --> 00:26:45,113
- Because, um...
- Because spectators judge.
351
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:48,283
Right? They just sit back,
they don't take risks.
352
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,653
And they just criticize,
criticize, criticize...
353
00:26:54,356 --> 00:26:58,694
It's like those pussies on the Internet
taking shots at the successful people.
354
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,195
Where are you from, by the way?
355
00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:03,632
- Uh, Minnesota originally.
- Minnesota.
356
00:27:03,699 --> 00:27:06,702
Oh, man, Minnesota.
357
00:27:06,768 --> 00:27:11,306
Minnesota. Minne-Minne-Minne-Minnesota.
358
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:14,910
Land of the stoics.
359
00:27:14,977 --> 00:27:17,913
Land of good common sense.
360
00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:21,016
I think Mr. Minnesota thinks
he's too good for us.
361
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,851
Are you too good for us, Minnesota?
362
00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:25,053
- No.
- They can't hear you.
363
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,222
- What's your name?
- Kyle.
364
00:27:27,289 --> 00:27:30,859
Kyle. You think you're too good
for us, Kyle?
365
00:27:30,926 --> 00:27:32,828
No, all right? No.
366
00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:35,030
Yes, you do. You know how I know?
367
00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:38,066
When I saw you walk in here,
everybody else was dancing
368
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,269
and letting it all hang out,
and you're thinking:
369
00:27:40,335 --> 00:27:42,104
"I'm too cool for this.
370
00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:44,439
Self-help is for losers."
371
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,441
And do you know how I know?
372
00:27:50,946 --> 00:27:53,181
Because I was scared my first time too.
373
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,919
I'm gonna let you off the hook now, Kyle.
374
00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:59,821
How about a big Rebirth round
of applause for Kyle?
375
00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:05,360
Rebirth, Rebirth, Rebirth.
376
00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:10,232
That's right.
377
00:28:10,299 --> 00:28:14,937
When I realized what Rebirth demands
and the doors it opens,
378
00:28:15,003 --> 00:28:17,072
I was scared as shit.
379
00:28:17,472 --> 00:28:19,975
You know who's really scared? The zombies.
380
00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:21,176
- Oh!
- Boo!
381
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,312
They're scared we're a cult.
382
00:28:23,378 --> 00:28:25,847
How about it? Are we a cult?
383
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,449
No!
384
00:28:27,716 --> 00:28:29,251
Well, then say it. Not a cult.
385
00:28:29,318 --> 00:28:30,886
Not a cult.
386
00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:32,888
- Repeat it.
- Not a cult.
387
00:28:32,955 --> 00:28:38,860
Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult.
388
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,001
I think you need to leave.
389
00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:48,170
Not a cult.
390
00:28:48,237 --> 00:28:49,438
That's right.
391
00:28:49,504 --> 00:28:52,417
- I said, I think you need to leave.
- A cult doesn't ask questions.
392
00:28:52,441 --> 00:28:55,177
- A cult gives you answers.
- What?
393
00:28:55,244 --> 00:28:57,980
- Are you talking to me?
- I want you to question everything.
394
00:28:58,513 --> 00:29:00,182
A cult doesn't let you leave.
395
00:29:00,249 --> 00:29:01,516
You don't belong in this room.
396
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:05,087
We only have this building till
manana. You guys have to leave.
397
00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:07,923
Are you serious? I...
398
00:29:08,357 --> 00:29:10,826
Because of what he said?
399
00:29:10,892 --> 00:29:13,362
I'm pretty sure
he was just using me as an example.
400
00:29:13,428 --> 00:29:17,165
- We're asking, keep this secret.
- I'm cool. It's cool.
401
00:29:17,232 --> 00:29:18,867
You need to leave.
402
00:29:18,934 --> 00:29:21,203
You're trusting
that you're with people...
403
00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:24,539
- You seriously want me to leave?
- Before I bring up our next guest...
404
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,175
- ...let's say a few words about... Fuck it.
- Fine.
405
00:29:27,242 --> 00:29:30,145
- Fine.
- You all know who he is.
406
00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:33,415
Please give a big Rebirth welcome
to Jesse.
407
00:29:35,917 --> 00:29:38,420
Rebirth, Rebirth, Rebirth.
408
00:29:39,888 --> 00:29:43,825
Did I do something wrong?
My friend, Zack, signed me up for this.
409
00:29:43,892 --> 00:29:47,896
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Can I just see if he's here maybe?
410
00:29:47,963 --> 00:29:49,398
Or...?
411
00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:52,000
Why are you doing this?
412
00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:53,135
Why am I doing what?
413
00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:55,904
Why did you make me leave?
414
00:29:55,971 --> 00:29:59,174
- I didn't make you leave.
- Are you serious? You said...
415
00:29:59,241 --> 00:30:01,410
You said, "I think you should leave."
416
00:30:01,476 --> 00:30:03,879
What...? Oh, come on.
417
00:30:03,945 --> 00:30:09,351
Because, like, you didn't force me
to leave, so I should...?
418
00:30:09,418 --> 00:30:11,420
Should I go back?
419
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,822
Why do you think I asked you to leave?
420
00:30:14,423 --> 00:30:17,492
You said I didn't belong.
421
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:21,196
So, I don't know,
was I not cool enough or...?
422
00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:24,032
Who exactly are you, anyway?
423
00:30:24,099 --> 00:30:26,101
Are you, like, in charge or...?
424
00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:28,904
Why do you think not belonging
is such a bad thing?
425
00:30:29,471 --> 00:30:32,507
- Isn't that the whole point?
- Whole point of what?
426
00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:34,976
This. Of this.
427
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,912
The point of what?
428
00:30:38,513 --> 00:30:40,215
Okay.
429
00:30:40,282 --> 00:30:42,951
Okay, okay, so, is this how this works?
430
00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,153
Is this how what works?
431
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,955
Uh...
432
00:30:47,022 --> 00:30:49,524
Is this, like, an exercise?
This whole thing?
433
00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:51,159
- What whole thing?
- Heh.
434
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,196
You're not gonna stop, are you?
435
00:30:54,262 --> 00:30:56,431
Okay, so should I...?
436
00:30:56,498 --> 00:30:59,234
I'll go back to the thing now.
437
00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:02,337
- What thing?
- The thing.
438
00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,639
The seminar, dance party, whatev...
439
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,975
The whole reason I'm here.
440
00:31:07,342 --> 00:31:09,945
Okay, okay, I'm going.
441
00:31:10,545 --> 00:31:12,147
So, that's the reason you're here?
442
00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:19,254
Well, I don't know.
Is there something else?
443
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,024
Would you like there to be something else?
444
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:26,361
I don't know. What else is there to do?
445
00:31:27,396 --> 00:31:29,498
What would you like to do?
446
00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:35,170
I've never been to one of these things
before. Why don't you tell me?
447
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,940
Why don't you ask me the question
you really wanna ask?
448
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,978
Okay, well, what is...?
What question is that?
449
00:31:43,044 --> 00:31:44,312
Why did I single you out?
450
00:31:44,379 --> 00:31:46,481
Okay, okay, why did you single me out?
451
00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:49,351
Why do you think I singled you out?
452
00:31:50,051 --> 00:31:53,221
Because I'm the new guy
453
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:56,291
and you guys wanna do something to me?
454
00:31:57,592 --> 00:31:59,928
Do you wanna do something to me?
455
00:31:59,995 --> 00:32:01,630
No, no.
456
00:32:01,696 --> 00:32:04,666
I don't... I don't... I wasn't...
457
00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:06,535
I don't... I mean, what? I...
458
00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:09,538
Is that okay with you?
459
00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:13,442
Is it okay with you?
460
00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:17,179
Look, no, no, no, I don't...
461
00:32:19,014 --> 00:32:21,550
I mean, that depends on what you wanna do.
462
00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,518
What...
463
00:32:24,419 --> 00:32:26,188
...are we talking about?
464
00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:28,723
What's rule number two?
465
00:32:29,391 --> 00:32:30,959
Oh...
466
00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:33,462
- No leaders?
- What do you think that means?
467
00:32:34,729 --> 00:32:38,300
It means we can...
468
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:41,269
do whatever we want.
469
00:32:44,439 --> 00:32:46,374
Oh, fuck. Oh, man.
470
00:32:46,441 --> 00:32:49,010
- So, what do you wanna do?
- I don't know.
471
00:32:49,077 --> 00:32:52,481
I honestly don't know. I...
472
00:32:52,547 --> 00:32:54,616
I'm terrible at this. Please just tell me.
473
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,418
Why don't you just say it?
474
00:32:56,485 --> 00:32:58,320
Is it because you don't know?
475
00:32:58,386 --> 00:33:00,266
Or you're afraid
that I might judge your answer?
476
00:33:04,092 --> 00:33:05,293
No...
477
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,629
Would you like to go to the Wish Room?
478
00:33:09,164 --> 00:33:10,465
The what?
479
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,767
What's the Wish Room?
480
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,569
What do you think it is?
481
00:33:16,638 --> 00:33:21,610
I... I imagine it's a room where you make
a wish and it comes true?
482
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,247
Is that the kind of room
that you'd like to go to?
483
00:33:26,081 --> 00:33:28,717
I mean, who wouldn't, right?
484
00:33:28,783 --> 00:33:31,319
I don't know. Who wouldn't?
485
00:33:34,256 --> 00:33:37,592
So, what you're saying
is that I ask you, tell you,
486
00:33:37,659 --> 00:33:42,497
to take me to the Wish Room
and you'd take me there?
487
00:33:43,298 --> 00:33:46,201
Do you think that's the way this works?
488
00:33:49,671 --> 00:33:51,706
Take me to the Wish Room.
489
00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:03,311
Relax.
490
00:35:10,752 --> 00:35:13,855
You're floating away.
491
00:35:14,122 --> 00:35:15,557
Breathe.
492
00:35:16,591 --> 00:35:18,526
Breathe.
493
00:35:34,242 --> 00:35:36,277
You are floating away.
494
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:42,349
Oh, sorry.
495
00:35:49,591 --> 00:35:53,228
Surrender to the power of the ocean.
496
00:35:55,163 --> 00:35:56,731
Breathe.
497
00:37:00,361 --> 00:37:01,463
What the fuck?
498
00:37:02,831 --> 00:37:03,831
Hey!
499
00:37:10,605 --> 00:37:13,875
Surrender to the power of the ocean.
500
00:37:21,716 --> 00:37:23,551
Breathe.
501
00:37:32,761 --> 00:37:34,596
Jesus Christ.
502
00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:42,036
Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth!
503
00:37:59,053 --> 00:38:00,655
Hello?
504
00:38:04,058 --> 00:38:06,427
Where'd everyone go?
505
00:38:12,634 --> 00:38:13,968
Be quiet.
506
00:38:19,808 --> 00:38:23,077
We're all good, right? All good?
507
00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:30,985
Oh.
508
00:38:31,953 --> 00:38:34,455
Hi. Sorry. Uh...
509
00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:37,058
No, no, no. Come on in, please.
510
00:38:37,492 --> 00:38:39,961
Uh... No, I... I... I...
511
00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:41,930
Welcome. Join us.
512
00:38:42,664 --> 00:38:46,334
Okay, but I'm a fetus, I guess.
513
00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:48,036
I'm just looking for the big room.
514
00:38:48,102 --> 00:38:50,505
Oh, we have plenty of space in here.
515
00:38:50,572 --> 00:38:52,674
Please, have a seat.
516
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,810
Right. Okay, okay. Sorry.
517
00:38:55,877 --> 00:38:56,945
All right.
518
00:38:57,645 --> 00:38:59,113
Hi. Hi.
519
00:38:59,981 --> 00:39:01,482
Sorry.
520
00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:03,051
What's your name?
521
00:39:03,117 --> 00:39:04,419
Uh, Kyle.
522
00:39:04,485 --> 00:39:05,920
Kyle.
523
00:39:05,987 --> 00:39:07,088
I'm Air.
524
00:39:08,022 --> 00:39:10,792
- Hi.
- I feel like I knew you were coming.
525
00:39:10,859 --> 00:39:12,894
Did you feel it, too?
526
00:39:13,795 --> 00:39:15,630
Um... Well...
527
00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:19,767
We're really glad to have you join us.
528
00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:21,369
Join our circle.
529
00:39:22,503 --> 00:39:24,839
Thank you. Great. Yeah, me too.
530
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:29,077
Okay, everyone, relax.
531
00:39:29,143 --> 00:39:31,679
Close your eyes.
532
00:39:34,015 --> 00:39:36,117
Relax.
533
00:39:37,685 --> 00:39:39,754
Breathe.
534
00:39:44,058 --> 00:39:45,894
Breathe.
535
00:39:48,863 --> 00:39:51,733
Feel each other's presence.
536
00:39:54,135 --> 00:39:56,838
There's something else in the room,
isn't there?
537
00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:59,641
Does everyone else feel it?
538
00:40:01,643 --> 00:40:03,177
It's floating.
539
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,079
Somewhere...
540
00:40:05,146 --> 00:40:06,648
over there.
541
00:40:07,815 --> 00:40:10,752
Over Kyle. Near the ceiling.
542
00:40:13,521 --> 00:40:19,127
Oh. It's a wave of pure white light.
543
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:22,997
Breathe it in.
544
00:40:29,604 --> 00:40:31,139
Something's not right.
545
00:40:34,609 --> 00:40:37,679
Something's not right.
I feel like it wants to hurt me.
546
00:40:37,745 --> 00:40:40,081
Like it's inside of me,
touching me with it's...
547
00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:43,651
Oh, God, who brought this thing in here?!
548
00:40:44,218 --> 00:40:45,720
You okay?
549
00:40:47,088 --> 00:40:50,625
- It's okay. It's okay, what's wrong?
- I'm sorry.
550
00:40:52,126 --> 00:40:54,062
I lost the connection.
551
00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:58,499
I'm so sorry. I'm trying so hard.
552
00:40:58,866 --> 00:41:00,468
Don't be sorry. Let's explore that.
553
00:41:00,535 --> 00:41:01,636
When did you lose it?
554
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,172
Mmm.
555
00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,676
Well, I think I might know the answer.
556
00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:11,512
You mind if I say it?
557
00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:16,884
Was it when this asshole burst in here
like a wet fart?
558
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,791
Wait. Wha...?
559
00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:27,962
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay.
It's over, okay?
560
00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:29,530
Come on, come on.
561
00:41:29,597 --> 00:41:30,732
There you go, there you go.
562
00:41:30,798 --> 00:41:33,835
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- I am so sorry.
563
00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:36,104
Why don't you go ahead
and have a seat, okay?
564
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:37,572
There you go.
565
00:41:38,673 --> 00:41:41,776
- Hey, I'm sorry. I...
- Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
566
00:41:41,843 --> 00:41:43,745
It's okay. You're okay, right, Air?
567
00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:47,081
See? See? No one got punched in the face.
568
00:41:47,148 --> 00:41:49,951
All right? Let's reboot. Not restart.
569
00:41:51,019 --> 00:41:52,253
It's good.
570
00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:54,989
Okay, so...
571
00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:58,860
How about we try it again? Yup?
572
00:42:02,764 --> 00:42:05,199
Kyle? You wanna give it a shot?
573
00:42:06,034 --> 00:42:09,771
- I don't know what you guys are doing.
- Don't worry, no one's gonna bite.
574
00:42:10,772 --> 00:42:11,973
Stand up.
575
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,275
- Come on, stand up.
- Sorry.
576
00:42:14,876 --> 00:42:16,878
There you go.
577
00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,818
There you go. Are you good?
578
00:42:23,885 --> 00:42:25,405
- Yeah, I'm... Yeah.
- Okay. All right.
579
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,088
Okay, come on.
580
00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,863
- All right.
- Sorry.
581
00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,098
Go ahead.
582
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,035
What do you want me to do?
583
00:42:41,702 --> 00:42:43,337
Just go for it.
584
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:45,006
Go ahead and lead us.
585
00:42:46,674 --> 00:42:48,076
Okay, I...
586
00:42:48,142 --> 00:42:50,745
Sorry, I'm not supposed
to be here now, so...
587
00:42:50,812 --> 00:42:53,347
You're not supposed to be here now?
588
00:42:54,816 --> 00:42:59,020
Yeah, yeah, no. I was with the...
589
00:42:59,087 --> 00:43:02,790
Or I missed the end of the orientation,
so I think I'm...
590
00:43:02,857 --> 00:43:05,993
Uh, I'm supposed to be, you know...
591
00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:08,996
This is, like, an advanced group, right?
592
00:43:09,063 --> 00:43:11,732
Wow. Mm.
593
00:43:11,799 --> 00:43:13,768
Someone wanna tell me
where the advanced group is?
594
00:43:13,835 --> 00:43:15,236
That sounds pretty cool.
595
00:43:17,004 --> 00:43:20,044
What do they teach in the advanced group?
How to walk through walls and shit?
596
00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:23,277
Okay.
597
00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:26,347
- You want me to leave?
- Why are you asking me?
598
00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:29,717
This is like an exercise, right?
599
00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:33,321
This is like an exercise? No.
600
00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:35,189
No.
601
00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:37,125
This is reality.
602
00:43:38,626 --> 00:43:41,896
Are you supposed to be here or not?
You tell me. I've never fucking met you.
603
00:43:46,801 --> 00:43:47,835
Okay.
604
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,041
I'm gonna... Excuse me.
605
00:43:54,108 --> 00:43:57,778
Hey, hey, hey, relax. Relax, come here.
606
00:43:57,845 --> 00:44:00,948
I'm just fucking with you
to make a point, okay?
607
00:44:01,749 --> 00:44:03,384
You are supposed to be here, Kyle.
608
00:44:03,651 --> 00:44:06,354
Please, stay with us.
609
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,356
- You're supposed to be here, okay?
- Okay.
610
00:44:08,422 --> 00:44:10,324
Okay, sit down. Come on.
611
00:44:10,391 --> 00:44:12,260
Come on, sit down. You're good, come on.
612
00:44:12,326 --> 00:44:13,794
There you go.
613
00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:16,764
I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
614
00:44:16,831 --> 00:44:19,066
That's okay, man.
615
00:44:23,104 --> 00:44:24,739
Oh, what happened? Someone hit you?
616
00:44:25,206 --> 00:44:26,941
The fuck?!
617
00:44:27,008 --> 00:44:30,178
Or it's just an exercise.
So, what do you do when someone hits you?
618
00:44:30,244 --> 00:44:31,445
You just take it like that?
619
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,081
Fuck, man,
you can't just fucking hit people!
620
00:44:34,148 --> 00:44:35,349
Why not?
621
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,787
Anyone else think their ego trumps
the death of the universe?
622
00:44:39,854 --> 00:44:41,956
You can leave any time.
623
00:44:42,023 --> 00:44:44,825
What about you, Spielberg?
You getting enough for your spank reel?
624
00:44:44,892 --> 00:44:48,362
Let me out now!
What the fuck is your problem, man?
625
00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:51,065
Everything was just fine
till you showed up. Wasn't it, gang?
626
00:44:51,999 --> 00:44:53,935
- I don't need this.
- You don't need what?
627
00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:56,737
I don't need whatever bullshit test
you're teaching, man.
628
00:44:56,804 --> 00:44:58,372
Don't you fucking listen to anything?
629
00:44:58,439 --> 00:45:00,308
There are no teachers here.
630
00:45:00,374 --> 00:45:02,810
- I'm not gonna hit you, man.
- What?
631
00:45:02,877 --> 00:45:05,913
Why would I want you to hit me?
632
00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:08,849
Is that how you get hard?
You make Daddy spank you?
633
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:12,320
- Oh, no, what's going on? No one there?
- God.
634
00:45:12,386 --> 00:45:14,155
Maybe they want you here for a reason.
635
00:45:14,956 --> 00:45:16,791
Why don't you sit the fuck down
next to Air
636
00:45:16,857 --> 00:45:19,217
and she can tell you more about
what angel dicks taste like.
637
00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:24,432
Really nice, guys.
You just let this guy bully you?
638
00:45:24,498 --> 00:45:28,102
They're here to admit
that consciousness is a mistake.
639
00:45:28,169 --> 00:45:31,939
- Not take over class on day one.
- Oh, whatever.
640
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,375
Jesus Christ!
641
00:45:36,477 --> 00:45:39,380
You got a seriously fucked up life, man.
I almost felt bad for you.
642
00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:42,083
Cute wife.
You think you were her first choice?
643
00:45:43,017 --> 00:45:45,152
Wow, look at those guys. Nice polo.
644
00:45:45,219 --> 00:45:47,521
- These guys even alive?
- How did you get these?
645
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:50,434
"Hey, guys, totally got the hookup
from National First on my mortgage.
646
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:53,928
Hashtag "first time homeowner,"
hashtag "woot," hashtag "YOLO."
647
00:45:54,328 --> 00:45:59,266
Wow. Really good to see that $80,000
creative writing MFA isn't going to waste.
648
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,068
How did you get these?
649
00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:05,006
- Is that my phone?
- Technically,
650
00:46:05,072 --> 00:46:07,108
until the end of the weekend,
it's our phone.
651
00:46:07,174 --> 00:46:09,477
- Give me that back.
- This isn't really a phone, is it?
652
00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:13,014
- This is the key to his prison cell.
- Oh, my fucking God.
653
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,516
Wow. You see that?
You see how worked up he's getting?
654
00:46:15,783 --> 00:46:19,120
- I believe that's what we call a red flag.
- You stole my phone.
655
00:46:19,186 --> 00:46:23,024
You gave this
to total strangers willingly!
656
00:46:24,859 --> 00:46:27,194
This has got your entire life
on here, man.
657
00:46:29,397 --> 00:46:32,099
Pictures of your daughter, your wife.
658
00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:34,502
- Fuck.
- Layout of your house.
659
00:46:34,568 --> 00:46:36,937
Home addresses of friends and family.
660
00:46:38,139 --> 00:46:41,842
The passwords of your security systems
and bank accounts
661
00:46:41,909 --> 00:46:45,112
just saved in your e-mail folder,
like an idiot.
662
00:46:46,113 --> 00:46:48,049
You don't even have a passcode on this.
663
00:46:48,516 --> 00:46:50,117
Hey, hey, no...
664
00:46:50,184 --> 00:46:53,454
It's okay. Dude, it is okay.
665
00:46:53,521 --> 00:46:55,122
I'm as bad as you.
666
00:46:55,923 --> 00:46:58,292
We all are, aren't we?
667
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:00,161
This?
668
00:47:01,495 --> 00:47:05,299
This is not reality.
None of the shit on here is real.
669
00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:10,404
That's reality.
670
00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:13,240
This...
671
00:47:14,141 --> 00:47:16,277
...is just silicon and air.
672
00:47:22,850 --> 00:47:23,984
Let me out.
673
00:47:24,051 --> 00:47:27,188
- Oh, come on. It's over, let's be friends.
- I wanna leave right now.
674
00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:31,492
Don't you listen to anything?
675
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,862
You can go any time you want.
676
00:47:40,234 --> 00:47:41,569
There's the door.
677
00:47:54,348 --> 00:47:55,649
Namaste.
678
00:47:57,518 --> 00:47:59,453
All right,
everybody take off your clothes.
679
00:48:10,564 --> 00:48:12,600
Fucking goddamn it.
680
00:48:14,401 --> 00:48:15,536
Fuck.
681
00:48:18,606 --> 00:48:20,474
Oh, fuck!
682
00:48:44,598 --> 00:48:47,668
- Can we help you?
- How do I get out of here?
683
00:48:47,935 --> 00:48:49,679
Are you feeling all right?
You look a little...
684
00:48:49,703 --> 00:48:53,207
Hey, hey. Hold on one second.
Are you sure you feel all right?
685
00:48:53,274 --> 00:48:56,510
Just show me how to get out
of this dungeon.
686
00:48:57,044 --> 00:48:59,346
Oh. I think it's this way.
687
00:48:59,413 --> 00:49:02,316
I'm Todd, by the way. You're Kyle, right?
688
00:49:02,383 --> 00:49:03,984
How do you know my name?
689
00:49:04,051 --> 00:49:07,254
You're the one that Ray picked on
in his speech, right?
690
00:49:07,321 --> 00:49:08,561
Hey, don't feel bad about that.
691
00:49:08,589 --> 00:49:11,225
He always tries
to throw you off-balance your first time.
692
00:49:11,292 --> 00:49:14,195
- It's sort of an honor.
- Just show me how to get out of here.
693
00:49:14,261 --> 00:49:16,997
Cool, cool. Yeah, right this way.
694
00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:23,737
Can I just say something, Kyle?
Kyle, if I may.
695
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,172
- Breathe.
- I am.
696
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,074
No, no, really take a second.
697
00:49:27,141 --> 00:49:30,244
You know, calm your body and just breathe.
698
00:49:30,311 --> 00:49:31,591
Breathe? You want me to breathe?
699
00:49:31,645 --> 00:49:36,016
A guy fucking punched me,
threw a chair, broke into my phone.
700
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,686
Wow.
Okay, was he trying to make a point or...?
701
00:49:38,752 --> 00:49:40,287
I don't care.
702
00:49:41,255 --> 00:49:43,224
I know where you're coming from, man.
703
00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:45,593
- Yeah, Rebirth, it's intense.
- Fuck.
704
00:49:45,659 --> 00:49:47,595
I washed out my first three tries.
705
00:49:47,661 --> 00:49:50,197
And it took me four years
before I came back.
706
00:49:50,264 --> 00:49:54,368
Lost everything in those four years.
My job, my credit, my house.
707
00:49:54,435 --> 00:49:57,304
My two girls wouldn't even talk to me
because I couldn't face the things
708
00:49:57,371 --> 00:49:59,240
that Rebirth was trying to get me
to confront.
709
00:49:59,306 --> 00:50:02,509
- I don't care.
- Can I just say?
710
00:50:02,576 --> 00:50:05,779
The whole point of Rebirth, basically,
711
00:50:06,513 --> 00:50:08,582
is to find what you need,
not what you want.
712
00:50:08,649 --> 00:50:12,586
And sometimes, what you need, Kyle,
not super-pleasant.
713
00:50:12,653 --> 00:50:15,089
I don't need any of this.
714
00:50:15,155 --> 00:50:17,691
Fair enough,
but you know if you walk into a room
715
00:50:17,758 --> 00:50:20,194
and it's too heavy for you,
you just leave.
716
00:50:20,261 --> 00:50:21,621
That's what you're supposed to do.
717
00:50:21,662 --> 00:50:24,565
See, everybody needs something different,
so every room is different,
718
00:50:24,632 --> 00:50:26,567
but you gotta keep opening those doors.
719
00:50:26,634 --> 00:50:28,168
He broke into my phone.
720
00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:29,470
And it stays in the room.
721
00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:30,704
Everything stays in the room.
722
00:50:30,771 --> 00:50:33,440
Just show me where the exit is.
723
00:50:35,442 --> 00:50:38,345
I think I know where you were. Yeah.
724
00:50:38,412 --> 00:50:41,649
Can I just say,
it's not gonna get worse than that?
725
00:50:41,715 --> 00:50:43,550
Unless you want it to. Can I say that?
726
00:50:43,617 --> 00:50:45,286
Is the shuttle out there?
727
00:50:46,186 --> 00:50:47,621
You're already here, man.
728
00:50:47,688 --> 00:50:51,358
It's more interesting
than, what, a night of TV?
729
00:50:51,425 --> 00:50:53,294
And don't forget about Zack.
730
00:50:54,561 --> 00:50:55,729
You know Zack?
731
00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:58,699
Of course I know Zack. I love Zack.
732
00:50:58,766 --> 00:51:00,334
So, Zack is here?
733
00:51:00,668 --> 00:51:03,203
Uh...
734
00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:05,372
I don't think I can actually say that.
735
00:51:05,439 --> 00:51:07,107
You don't? It's easy.
736
00:51:07,174 --> 00:51:09,576
He's either here or he's not. Yes or no.
737
00:51:09,643 --> 00:51:13,814
No, but not no as in he's not here.
No as in...
738
00:51:15,449 --> 00:51:18,652
I can't break the spoiler rule, man.
739
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,120
- Fuck.
- Okay, look.
740
00:51:20,187 --> 00:51:22,089
Look, look, look. Wait, wait, wait.
741
00:51:22,690 --> 00:51:24,758
You're not supposed to find him yet.
742
00:51:24,825 --> 00:51:29,530
And if he were here,
theoretically... you will.
743
00:51:29,596 --> 00:51:30,664
Maybe.
744
00:51:32,099 --> 00:51:33,167
I wish I could say more.
745
00:51:33,233 --> 00:51:36,670
I have no idea what you're talking about.
746
00:51:36,737 --> 00:51:37,838
Okay.
747
00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:41,241
Off the record.
748
00:51:41,308 --> 00:51:44,111
There are no leaders here, man.
749
00:51:44,178 --> 00:51:48,716
Zack is doing his Rebirth
just like everybody else.
750
00:51:48,782 --> 00:51:53,287
Just like everybody else.
751
00:51:53,887 --> 00:51:56,623
And when you're supposed to find him...
752
00:51:58,692 --> 00:52:01,595
I'm gonna take you to a room
you're gonna love, okay?
753
00:52:01,662 --> 00:52:04,465
Spoiler curtain down.
You are gonna love it.
754
00:52:04,531 --> 00:52:07,134
Man to man, no cameras, no bullshit.
755
00:52:07,768 --> 00:52:09,336
You're gonna love this room.
756
00:52:11,572 --> 00:52:13,607
Hey, guys. This is Kyle.
757
00:52:13,674 --> 00:52:15,476
He's a good friend of Zack's.
758
00:52:15,542 --> 00:52:18,445
- Hi, Kyle.
- I love Zack.
759
00:52:18,512 --> 00:52:21,482
Welcome, Kyle. I'm Gabriel.
760
00:52:21,548 --> 00:52:22,750
Call me Gabe.
761
00:52:23,317 --> 00:52:25,152
Come. Join us.
762
00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:32,493
This is Kyle's first Rebirth.
He's feeling a little overwhelmed.
763
00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:34,762
He could really use
some unconditional love.
764
00:52:35,863 --> 00:52:37,564
Leave the door open.
765
00:52:37,631 --> 00:52:38,842
Whatever makes you comfortable.
766
00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:42,269
If anybody fucks with me again,
I will call 911.
767
00:52:44,772 --> 00:52:45,839
Deal.
768
00:52:55,282 --> 00:52:56,850
- Mm.
- Mm.
769
00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:58,752
- Welcome.
- Hi.
770
00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:00,954
Okay. That's all right. Hi.
771
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,322
Kyle.
772
00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:04,525
This circle is about honesty.
773
00:53:04,591 --> 00:53:08,629
It's about saying whatever's on your mind
right now, in the moment.
774
00:53:11,231 --> 00:53:12,466
Okay.
775
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,538
Kyle, I feel like you're really nervous
right now.
776
00:53:17,604 --> 00:53:18,939
Yeah, well...
777
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:20,874
Yeah, yeah.
778
00:53:20,941 --> 00:53:22,342
That's okay, that's okay.
779
00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:26,513
Just tell us what you're thinking
at this moment.
780
00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:29,483
Now... be honest.
781
00:53:31,518 --> 00:53:33,687
Okay. Uh...
782
00:53:33,754 --> 00:53:37,758
I think this whole Rebirth thing
is pretty fucked up.
783
00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,227
- Mm.
- Hmm.
784
00:53:40,294 --> 00:53:41,395
Hm.
785
00:53:41,462 --> 00:53:44,398
Mm.
786
00:53:44,465 --> 00:53:46,900
I remember feeling the exact same way.
787
00:53:48,802 --> 00:53:51,405
- I totally empathize.
- Okay, thank you.
788
00:53:51,939 --> 00:53:54,441
Is there something you wanna share
with the group?
789
00:53:54,508 --> 00:53:57,277
Nope, nope. Everything's good.
790
00:53:57,344 --> 00:54:00,013
It's all great. Everything's great.
Thank you, that's fine.
791
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,882
Thank you. Carry on.
792
00:54:03,517 --> 00:54:05,319
You know, I don't...
793
00:54:05,385 --> 00:54:07,754
I don't feel like you're being honest.
794
00:54:08,455 --> 00:54:09,923
I don't feel like that, either.
795
00:54:11,391 --> 00:54:13,527
Yeah, well, what do you want?
796
00:54:13,594 --> 00:54:15,562
All we want is honesty.
797
00:54:15,629 --> 00:54:18,832
Now, if you have
to say something negative...
798
00:54:19,833 --> 00:54:20,968
...just be honest about it.
799
00:54:23,003 --> 00:54:24,304
Okay.
800
00:54:24,872 --> 00:54:27,274
I think this is a fucking joke.
801
00:54:27,341 --> 00:54:31,311
I think you're all a bunch
of arrogant assholes
802
00:54:31,378 --> 00:54:34,848
who think you're superior
to everyone because...
803
00:54:34,915 --> 00:54:36,984
I don't know, you're so open-minded,
804
00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:39,353
it'd be okay if someone shot you
in the face?
805
00:54:39,853 --> 00:54:43,390
And I'm fucking pissed I wasted a day
I could've spent with my kid
806
00:54:43,457 --> 00:54:46,059
doing this hippie bullshit my friend,
807
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:49,963
who I don't even really know is my friend,
tricked me into.
808
00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:52,399
And I don't know what this is,
809
00:54:52,466 --> 00:54:54,635
but I wouldn't be surprised
if you dick-sacks
810
00:54:54,701 --> 00:54:56,770
are stealing my identity right now.
811
00:54:56,837 --> 00:54:58,338
And I wanna go home.
812
00:54:58,405 --> 00:55:00,607
Is that honest enough for you, Gabe?
813
00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:09,383
I just wanna say
that I'm really connecting
814
00:55:09,449 --> 00:55:12,519
to what Kyle is feeling right now.
815
00:55:12,586 --> 00:55:14,054
Me too.
816
00:55:14,321 --> 00:55:16,690
What's making you feel connected to Kyle?
817
00:55:17,558 --> 00:55:22,629
I guess, his honesty
about feeling like he doesn't belong,
818
00:55:22,696 --> 00:55:24,998
because I was feeling that way, too.
819
00:55:25,999 --> 00:55:28,068
And I'm glad that someone
just came in here
820
00:55:28,335 --> 00:55:30,571
and called everyone on their bullshit.
821
00:55:30,637 --> 00:55:31,805
Mmm.
822
00:55:31,872 --> 00:55:33,106
Kyle.
823
00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,808
How do you feel about that?
824
00:55:36,643 --> 00:55:39,413
Uh, good, I guess.
825
00:55:40,113 --> 00:55:44,885
I'm feeling, like,
a lot of anger out of you.
826
00:55:45,485 --> 00:55:48,689
But, like, a lot of life, too,
827
00:55:48,755 --> 00:55:53,427
- and I don't know, um... vitality?
- Mm.
828
00:55:54,127 --> 00:55:58,999
- And I'm kind of really drawn to that.
- Me too.
829
00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:06,006
Yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling
like this tractor beam of male energy...
830
00:56:06,073 --> 00:56:09,076
that I haven't felt anywhere else
this weekend.
831
00:56:09,142 --> 00:56:11,411
Can I say something weird?
832
00:56:11,478 --> 00:56:13,614
Just stay in the moment.
833
00:56:15,115 --> 00:56:19,486
I feel like,
I go to these kinds of things a lot,
834
00:56:19,553 --> 00:56:22,155
and I meet a lot of guys
who wanna be here.
835
00:56:23,624 --> 00:56:27,394
But I never meet guys
who should be here...
836
00:56:28,895 --> 00:56:30,597
...until now.
837
00:56:30,664 --> 00:56:35,435
And this is probably terrible
to say about a first-timer, but...
838
00:56:37,504 --> 00:56:38,905
I probably shouldn't say it.
839
00:56:40,007 --> 00:56:42,909
Just... tell the truth.
840
00:56:47,047 --> 00:56:49,016
When I look at Kyle...
841
00:56:50,617 --> 00:56:51,652
...I see this...
842
00:56:52,986 --> 00:56:56,556
...huge, angry...
843
00:56:57,057 --> 00:56:59,660
...erect cock.
844
00:57:07,567 --> 00:57:10,070
Do you feel threatened by the cock?
845
00:57:12,806 --> 00:57:14,942
How does the cock make you feel?
846
00:57:17,210 --> 00:57:18,612
Happy.
847
00:57:22,883 --> 00:57:24,217
Intrigued.
848
00:57:25,852 --> 00:57:26,852
Okay.
849
00:57:27,187 --> 00:57:28,789
Horny.
850
00:57:30,023 --> 00:57:31,023
Kyle.
851
00:57:32,059 --> 00:57:33,927
How do you feel hearing this?
852
00:57:33,994 --> 00:57:35,662
Uh...
853
00:57:36,029 --> 00:57:37,864
I... It...
854
00:57:38,999 --> 00:57:42,502
Good. This... I mean, it's nice.
Thank you.
855
00:57:42,569 --> 00:57:45,472
- Is that all?
- I, uh... Um...
856
00:57:46,039 --> 00:57:47,474
I don't know.
857
00:57:47,874 --> 00:57:53,046
Do you feel any shame having these women
tell you how they feel about you?
858
00:57:53,113 --> 00:57:54,113
No, no.
859
00:57:56,650 --> 00:57:58,151
No, no, no.
860
00:57:58,218 --> 00:57:59,720
I don't know, I don't know.
861
00:57:59,786 --> 00:58:02,255
Oh, good, good. Stay with that.
862
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,057
How about you, Betty?
863
00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:08,495
What do you feel about Kyle right now?
864
00:58:08,562 --> 00:58:11,198
I'm starting to feel really turned on.
865
00:58:12,866 --> 00:58:16,603
I just wanna say that I'm feeling this...
866
00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:22,943
...amazing spontaneity
in the room right now.
867
00:58:26,847 --> 00:58:32,219
I feel like we're all
on the same wavelength...
868
00:58:33,086 --> 00:58:34,688
...of breaking through our inhibitions
869
00:58:34,755 --> 00:58:37,524
and doing something really crazy,
don't you, guys?
870
00:58:38,892 --> 00:58:43,263
Do you feel like you're waiting
for someone to take the first step?
871
00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:47,200
- Kind of.
- Mm.
872
00:58:48,735 --> 00:58:50,170
Kind of.
873
00:58:50,237 --> 00:58:51,237
Man.
874
00:58:52,305 --> 00:58:55,308
All right.
Now I wanna check back in with Kyle.
875
00:58:56,209 --> 00:58:57,544
Kyle.
876
00:58:58,612 --> 00:58:59,780
Kyle.
877
00:59:00,147 --> 00:59:01,815
How are you feeling?
878
00:59:01,882 --> 00:59:03,316
Do you feel safe?
879
00:59:04,951 --> 00:59:06,887
Uh, heh...
880
00:59:07,854 --> 00:59:09,289
Yeah?
881
00:59:09,556 --> 00:59:14,161
Uh, you know that felt more
like a question than an answer.
882
00:59:15,028 --> 00:59:17,264
- Do you still wanna go home?
- Uh...
883
00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,331
Hmm?
884
00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,033
Hello?!
885
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:21,868
Kyle.
886
00:59:22,803 --> 00:59:26,339
What would you like
to have happen in this room?
887
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:29,209
- Hello?!
- I don't know, I don't...
888
00:59:30,043 --> 00:59:31,078
Not sure.
889
00:59:31,144 --> 00:59:32,879
Hello?
890
00:59:34,114 --> 00:59:35,715
- Betty?
- Hello?
891
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:39,252
What do you want Kyle to do right now?
892
00:59:40,187 --> 00:59:41,955
I want Kyle to fuck me.
893
00:59:42,022 --> 00:59:43,957
- Really?
- Yeah.
894
00:59:45,258 --> 00:59:47,694
- Please, please.
- Kyle, do you wanna do that?
895
00:59:48,662 --> 00:59:50,964
Somebody help me! Please.
896
00:59:51,031 --> 00:59:52,933
I, uh... What is...?
897
00:59:52,999 --> 00:59:55,802
- Please, somebody help me!
- Who is that? What is that?
898
00:59:55,869 --> 00:59:58,071
You fucking sick motherfuckers!
899
00:59:58,138 --> 01:00:00,774
All right, does anybody...?
Do you hear...? Is that a thing?
900
01:00:00,841 --> 01:00:01,841
Is that part of this?
901
01:00:02,709 --> 01:00:05,812
Why do you think that person
is your responsibility?
902
01:00:05,879 --> 01:00:08,348
This is so fucked up!
903
01:00:08,615 --> 01:00:11,952
All right, all right, all right.
Jesus. Jesus Christ.
904
01:00:12,018 --> 01:00:13,620
- I know, right?
- Who is that?
905
01:00:13,687 --> 01:00:16,723
Do you think
that man's needs trump your own?
906
01:00:16,790 --> 01:00:20,293
What is this? Is this part of this?
Is this part of the thing?
907
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,896
You can't return to the same place twice.
908
01:00:22,963 --> 01:00:24,931
I'm being held against my will!
909
01:00:24,998 --> 01:00:26,199
Jesus.
910
01:00:26,266 --> 01:00:28,635
Held against my will!
911
01:00:29,236 --> 01:00:30,937
Anybody. Anybody, please.
912
01:00:31,004 --> 01:00:32,405
Who is that?
913
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:35,809
- Can anybody fucking hear me?
- Hello?
914
01:00:35,876 --> 01:00:37,177
What the fuck?
915
01:00:37,244 --> 01:00:40,080
- Hello?
- Oh, God, please!
916
01:00:41,948 --> 01:00:43,016
What the hell is going on?
917
01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,152
What do you think is going on?
918
01:00:45,218 --> 01:00:47,120
- Is someone out there?
- Who is that?
919
01:00:47,187 --> 01:00:49,923
- Who do you think it is?
- Stop. Stop.
920
01:00:49,990 --> 01:00:52,425
- Stop with that shit!
- Stop what?
921
01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:54,995
Anybody, please. Anybody.
922
01:00:55,061 --> 01:00:56,830
Kyle, please stop. He's fine.
923
01:00:56,897 --> 01:00:58,899
- Open the door!
- Is someone out there?
924
01:00:58,965 --> 01:01:02,135
Okay, it's not what it looks like.
He knows he can quit any time.
925
01:01:02,202 --> 01:01:04,137
Hello?!
926
01:01:04,204 --> 01:01:06,039
Hello? Hello?
927
01:01:06,106 --> 01:01:07,340
Goddamn it, is this real?!
928
01:01:07,407 --> 01:01:10,343
Okay, the man behind this door is
at a very delicate phase of his Rebirth.
929
01:01:10,410 --> 01:01:13,413
- Shut up. I don't wanna hear it!
- Okay, just stop.
930
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,682
I never told you about my life
before Rebirth.
931
01:01:15,749 --> 01:01:17,017
I don't care.
932
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,818
I could tell you I was a drug addict.
933
01:01:18,885 --> 01:01:20,925
I could tell you that my kid
was taken away from me.
934
01:01:20,954 --> 01:01:23,790
I could tell you anything,
but it doesn't matter.
935
01:01:23,857 --> 01:01:26,693
What matters is I'm not the same person
I used to be.
936
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:31,264
- Please.
- I don't even know your name, lady.
937
01:01:31,331 --> 01:01:32,331
Kyle!
938
01:01:35,468 --> 01:01:38,738
Okay, I know this looks crazy,
but he actually needs this.
939
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:42,042
Jesus, Zack.
940
01:01:42,108 --> 01:01:43,343
- Zack?
- Stop talking to him.
941
01:01:43,410 --> 01:01:45,170
- We need help.
- What are they doing to you?
942
01:01:45,212 --> 01:01:47,814
It's okay. I don't want you
to talk to him. We're getting help...
943
01:01:47,881 --> 01:01:49,816
- Get out of here!
- It's okay, sweetie...
944
01:01:49,883 --> 01:01:51,318
Shut up!
945
01:01:59,326 --> 01:02:01,928
Okay. I'm gonna get you down, all right?
946
01:02:02,729 --> 01:02:04,431
Jesus. Fuck.
947
01:02:06,499 --> 01:02:08,034
Okay.
948
01:02:08,101 --> 01:02:09,421
All right, all right, hold still.
949
01:02:10,403 --> 01:02:12,239
Oh, I can feel your belly.
950
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,375
What the fuck happened to your pants, man?
951
01:02:15,442 --> 01:02:17,944
- Ha-ha-ha!
- What the hell are you laughing at?
952
01:02:18,011 --> 01:02:19,212
God.
953
01:02:19,279 --> 01:02:20,480
What the fuck did they do...?
954
01:02:20,747 --> 01:02:21,748
- Oh, fuck.
- Careful.
955
01:02:21,815 --> 01:02:23,883
One of those buckets is my bathroom.
956
01:02:23,950 --> 01:02:25,252
What?
957
01:02:25,318 --> 01:02:28,822
Hey, did I, like, tell you
how much it means to me
958
01:02:28,888 --> 01:02:30,499
- that you came this weekend?
- Put this on.
959
01:02:30,523 --> 01:02:33,093
- Okay? Put this on.
- Is it time? Is it T-shirt time?
960
01:02:33,159 --> 01:02:35,895
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's T-shirt time.
Come on, come on.
961
01:02:36,496 --> 01:02:38,331
Jesus Christ.
962
01:02:38,398 --> 01:02:40,200
What are these, man?
963
01:02:40,267 --> 01:02:41,434
Are these branding marks?
964
01:02:41,501 --> 01:02:43,870
Those are my Rebirths, man.
965
01:02:43,937 --> 01:02:46,006
Come on, come on, come on.
966
01:02:46,072 --> 01:02:47,841
Jesse's trying...
967
01:02:47,907 --> 01:02:51,011
Is helping break my attachments
to the domination game.
968
01:02:51,077 --> 01:02:53,413
To, like, the status thing.
You know what I'm saying?
969
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,882
- You're gonna put these pants on.
- No, no, no.
970
01:02:57,017 --> 01:02:58,885
Put the pants on. Put them on.
971
01:02:58,952 --> 01:03:01,087
You were just screaming for help. Why not?
972
01:03:04,124 --> 01:03:06,493
No, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no. No.
973
01:03:06,559 --> 01:03:08,895
No, no, no.
974
01:03:08,962 --> 01:03:10,230
No, no, no.
975
01:03:10,297 --> 01:03:13,333
Stop hurting him!
Stop hurting him.
976
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,435
Zack, are you okay?
977
01:03:15,502 --> 01:03:18,405
Where's Jesse? Is Jesse out there?
Naomi, just... Could you get Jesse?
978
01:03:18,471 --> 01:03:20,507
- Could you get Jesse?
- Who the fuck is Jesse?
979
01:03:20,573 --> 01:03:22,409
Jesse's coming, honey.
Hang in there.
980
01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:24,544
Okay, thank you, Naomi.
981
01:03:24,811 --> 01:03:28,048
All right, I hope you know
that I have called the police,
982
01:03:28,114 --> 01:03:29,282
and they are on their way.
983
01:03:29,349 --> 01:03:30,884
No, you didn't.
984
01:03:30,950 --> 01:03:32,352
Yes, I did.
985
01:03:32,419 --> 01:03:34,321
- Fuck. Hey, Kyle, Kyle, I...
- Oh, fuck.
986
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:36,855
Stop it.
987
01:03:37,424 --> 01:03:41,027
Stop, stop, stop. What's wrong with you?
988
01:03:41,094 --> 01:03:44,831
It's okay. No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
989
01:03:44,898 --> 01:03:46,933
It's my supplements.
990
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,536
- Are they drugging you?
- No, no. Not drugs.
991
01:03:49,602 --> 01:03:51,504
They're supplements.
992
01:03:51,571 --> 01:03:53,373
My God. You're not gonna hurt Jesse,
are you?
993
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,518
- You're not gonna hurt Jesse.
- You're drugging him?
994
01:03:55,542 --> 01:03:57,911
How long have you been with these people?
995
01:03:57,977 --> 01:03:59,512
- Uh...
- Huh?
996
01:03:59,579 --> 01:04:02,615
That I don't... Because we jump
around a lot, you know what I mean?
997
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:04,918
Because Je... Have you met Jesse?
998
01:04:04,984 --> 01:04:06,553
Who the fuck is Jesse?
999
01:04:06,619 --> 01:04:09,622
- Jesse's almost here.
- It's okay, it's okay.
1000
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,391
Because this is my friend.
1001
01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:13,293
This is my best friend, Naomi.
1002
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,394
Oh, God. Wait, wait.
1003
01:04:14,461 --> 01:04:16,363
You're not... Hold on. I hope the money...
1004
01:04:16,429 --> 01:04:19,332
- Is the money...? Are you mad about...?
- What do you mean?
1005
01:04:19,399 --> 01:04:20,567
What money?
1006
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:23,937
What money?
1007
01:04:24,003 --> 01:04:27,374
Jesse says that money
is just a construct, too.
1008
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,142
- So, it's fine, it's fine.
- No, no, no.
1009
01:04:29,209 --> 01:04:31,177
They didn't make you give them your money.
1010
01:04:31,244 --> 01:04:33,279
No, no, no, not my money.
Your money.
1011
01:04:34,047 --> 01:04:37,083
What do you mean, my money?
What are you talking about?
1012
01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:38,451
What does he mean, my money?
1013
01:04:38,518 --> 01:04:40,987
You shouldn't be talking
to him right now, asshole.
1014
01:04:41,054 --> 01:04:43,957
What do you mean, my money?
What have you done?
1015
01:04:44,023 --> 01:04:46,202
- What did you freaks do to my money?
- You're doing it!
1016
01:04:46,226 --> 01:04:49,396
What did you do?
What have you done to me?
1017
01:04:50,230 --> 01:04:51,398
What did I...? What...?
1018
01:04:54,134 --> 01:04:56,469
Zachariah, are you there?
1019
01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:58,304
- Jesse!
- Okay, why are...?
1020
01:04:58,371 --> 01:04:59,371
Come on.
1021
01:05:00,974 --> 01:05:02,642
- Jesse.
- Aah!
1022
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,549
- I come in peace.
- Aah!
1023
01:05:09,616 --> 01:05:11,418
No, Kyle, no!
1024
01:05:11,484 --> 01:05:14,254
- No!
- Zachariah, stop it.
1025
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,523
Your friend can't help it.
He's not a Birthling.
1026
01:05:16,589 --> 01:05:18,258
What did we talk about?
1027
01:05:18,324 --> 01:05:20,293
Your friend is not a Birthling.
1028
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,996
You can't be expecting him
to have the insight...
1029
01:05:23,062 --> 01:05:26,433
Sir, I believe in a peaceful revolution
through massage and the...
1030
01:05:26,499 --> 01:05:29,936
Stop it!
Stop with your brainwashing bullshit.
1031
01:05:30,003 --> 01:05:32,972
I'm not listening. I can't hear you.
1032
01:05:33,039 --> 01:05:35,975
What the fuck is this, huh?
1033
01:05:37,243 --> 01:05:40,947
Cupcakes? What the fuck is going on?! Aah!
1034
01:05:41,014 --> 01:05:42,982
- Jesse! Jesse!
- No, no, no.
1035
01:05:43,049 --> 01:05:45,385
No, we've seen your friend.
Now we're leaving.
1036
01:05:45,452 --> 01:05:46,619
No, no, no. Let him help you.
1037
01:05:46,686 --> 01:05:49,422
Tell me what your body's feeling.
Tell me what your body's feeling.
1038
01:05:49,489 --> 01:05:52,392
- Please, please.
- Every cell in your body has been trained
1039
01:05:52,459 --> 01:05:55,261
by millions of years of evolution
to fight, to survive.
1040
01:05:55,328 --> 01:05:57,163
What you're feeling now is real life.
1041
01:05:57,230 --> 01:05:58,264
Don't you feel it?
1042
01:05:58,331 --> 01:06:00,433
You're just not used
to such a pure dose.
1043
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,435
Your mind's reacting.
1044
01:06:02,502 --> 01:06:07,974
Shut up. My friend was shitting
in a bucket, screaming for help!
1045
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,009
No, no, you're hurting Jesse.
1046
01:06:10,076 --> 01:06:12,476
- Knock it down, knock it down.
- That was real. Do it again.
1047
01:06:13,746 --> 01:06:15,582
- No, no, hit me again, please.
- Do it again.
1048
01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:17,250
- Stop it.
- No, hit me.
1049
01:06:17,317 --> 01:06:18,751
- Shut up.
- Hit me again.
1050
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:20,529
- Just knock it down!
- Stay out!
1051
01:06:20,553 --> 01:06:22,455
- Stay out!
- Knock it down!
1052
01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:24,490
Hit me again.
1053
01:06:25,225 --> 01:06:27,360
- They're coming!
- Back off, I'll do it.
1054
01:06:27,427 --> 01:06:30,463
I'll fucking do it.
Come on, Zack, let's go.
1055
01:06:30,530 --> 01:06:33,066
It's okay, it's okay, Kyle, okay?
1056
01:06:33,132 --> 01:06:35,435
- We still love you.
- Zack?
1057
01:06:35,502 --> 01:06:38,037
Kyle's the master now. Do what he says.
1058
01:06:38,104 --> 01:06:39,239
- Okay.
- This is it.
1059
01:06:39,305 --> 01:06:41,307
- Can you feel it?
- Yes, I can feel it.
1060
01:06:41,374 --> 01:06:43,243
Shut up!
1061
01:06:43,309 --> 01:06:46,079
Back off. Zack, let's go, move.
1062
01:06:46,145 --> 01:06:48,248
All right, everybody back off,
or I will kill him!
1063
01:06:48,314 --> 01:06:49,749
Do it, man. Do it.
1064
01:06:50,016 --> 01:06:51,451
Shut up, man!
1065
01:06:51,518 --> 01:06:54,654
- Go, go. Get back, get back.
- Okay, okay, no one's gonna get hurt.
1066
01:06:54,721 --> 01:06:58,558
- Kill me now, master. I'm ready to ascend.
- That's enough, Jesse. Stop it.
1067
01:06:59,592 --> 01:07:02,328
I think we got a situation here.
You need to kill that footage now.
1068
01:07:02,395 --> 01:07:03,395
Go.
1069
01:07:04,364 --> 01:07:06,466
Where do we go? Do we go down?
1070
01:07:06,533 --> 01:07:08,468
Where the fuck do we go? Zack!
1071
01:07:08,535 --> 01:07:10,303
We got a breach!
1072
01:07:11,137 --> 01:07:12,171
Breach!
1073
01:07:12,238 --> 01:07:15,074
Okay, Zack, I need to know
what you've told him.
1074
01:07:15,141 --> 01:07:19,646
Don't talk to her, Zack, all right?
He didn't tell me nothing, okay?
1075
01:07:19,712 --> 01:07:22,215
We just wanna get on that shuttle
and go home.
1076
01:07:22,282 --> 01:07:23,716
Where the fuck is the exit?!
1077
01:07:23,783 --> 01:07:26,219
Sir, sir, you know
this is not real, right?
1078
01:07:26,286 --> 01:07:29,088
- Shut up, shut up.
- Okay, all right, what's your name?
1079
01:07:29,155 --> 01:07:31,391
- What's his name?
- Kyle-something.
1080
01:07:31,457 --> 01:07:33,826
- This guy is having a psychotic episode.
- Yeah, no shit.
1081
01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:35,973
- Can we get a doctor over here, please?
- Yeah.
1082
01:07:36,062 --> 01:07:37,697
How do you get out of here?
1083
01:07:37,764 --> 01:07:40,667
Hey, honey, the exit is this way,
where it's always been.
1084
01:07:40,733 --> 01:07:42,168
Found a doctor.
1085
01:07:43,536 --> 01:07:45,772
Okay, sir, can we just stop moving
for a second?
1086
01:07:45,838 --> 01:07:47,574
Okay, everyone. Just stay calm.
1087
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,676
Sir, what's your name?
1088
01:07:49,742 --> 01:07:50,810
- What's his name?
- Kyle.
1089
01:07:51,077 --> 01:07:52,388
- It's Kyle.
- Okay, Karl.
1090
01:07:52,412 --> 01:07:55,481
I'm a psychiatrist at First Memorial.
I'm here for the seminar, like you.
1091
01:07:55,548 --> 01:07:58,551
You just tell him to stop
whatever the fuck he's trying to do.
1092
01:07:58,618 --> 01:08:01,120
- Just let us go, all right?
- No... No problem.
1093
01:08:01,187 --> 01:08:04,157
Some people's brains have a hard time
adjusting to Rebirth.
1094
01:08:04,223 --> 01:08:06,225
So, just breathe.
1095
01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:08,412
They're trying to lock you back
in their cage, master.
1096
01:08:08,461 --> 01:08:10,105
- Don't listen to them.
- Shut up, Jesse.
1097
01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:12,841
- I think he went to the Wish Room.
- Yes, he did. I took him there.
1098
01:08:12,865 --> 01:08:15,568
- Jesus Christ.
- That's it. That's the door.
1099
01:08:15,635 --> 01:08:17,837
- That's the door.
- Are you sure?
1100
01:08:18,104 --> 01:08:19,739
- Stand back, stand back.
- Stay.
1101
01:08:19,806 --> 01:08:22,241
- Easy.
- Open the door, Zack.
1102
01:08:22,308 --> 01:08:25,645
Get over here and open the fucking door.
1103
01:08:28,815 --> 01:08:30,183
- It's locked.
- Listen.
1104
01:08:30,249 --> 01:08:33,152
If you go back into the real world
without decompressing,
1105
01:08:33,219 --> 01:08:34,763
you're gonna have
a serious brain damage...
1106
01:08:34,787 --> 01:08:37,590
- Shut up!
- It's not a door. It's a wall.
1107
01:08:37,657 --> 01:08:39,359
It's a window, open it.
1108
01:08:39,425 --> 01:08:43,463
Shut up! Everyone shut up
and just let me think!
1109
01:08:56,876 --> 01:08:59,646
No. Hey, Karl, Karl, don't do it, man.
1110
01:08:59,712 --> 01:09:02,749
Karl, don't do it, man.
Don't do something you're gonna regret.
1111
01:09:02,815 --> 01:09:04,793
- Come back home.
- It's a stupid thing to do.
1112
01:09:04,817 --> 01:09:06,185
It's a stupid thing to do.
1113
01:09:06,252 --> 01:09:08,421
- Karl, don't do it...
- Shut up!
1114
01:09:10,857 --> 01:09:14,160
Nobody fucking move.
1115
01:09:15,662 --> 01:09:16,662
Zack.
1116
01:09:17,697 --> 01:09:19,298
Let's go.
1117
01:09:19,365 --> 01:09:21,768
Zack, let's go.
1118
01:09:25,271 --> 01:09:27,173
All right, move.
1119
01:09:32,445 --> 01:09:33,713
Hello?
1120
01:09:35,548 --> 01:09:37,316
Hello?!
1121
01:09:39,652 --> 01:09:41,354
Hello?!
1122
01:09:45,558 --> 01:09:47,894
Oh, my God.
I'm so fucking hard right now.
1123
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,595
God, fuck.
1124
01:09:56,636 --> 01:09:58,671
Zack!
1125
01:10:12,652 --> 01:10:15,755
Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth!
1126
01:10:20,493 --> 01:10:21,627
Aah!
1127
01:10:24,464 --> 01:10:27,433
Zack! Zack!
1128
01:10:46,552 --> 01:10:48,254
It's okay, really.
1129
01:10:50,323 --> 01:10:53,259
- What's going on?
- That's not funny.
1130
01:10:53,326 --> 01:10:54,994
What the fuck is going on?
1131
01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:05,571
Told you, man.
1132
01:11:06,472 --> 01:11:07,540
Zack!
1133
01:11:07,607 --> 01:11:10,409
Welcome home, brother.
1134
01:11:11,778 --> 01:11:14,914
Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!
1135
01:11:22,355 --> 01:11:24,891
No, no, no!
1136
01:11:24,957 --> 01:11:26,859
Zack!
1137
01:11:26,926 --> 01:11:28,494
Zack! Zack! Zack!
1138
01:11:28,561 --> 01:11:29,862
Zack!
1139
01:11:29,929 --> 01:11:31,931
Zack! Zack! Zack!
1140
01:11:46,345 --> 01:11:48,014
Zack? Zack? Zack?
1141
01:11:49,949 --> 01:11:51,050
Yeah!
1142
01:11:51,317 --> 01:11:53,386
Yeah!
1143
01:11:53,853 --> 01:11:55,388
Whoo!
1144
01:11:55,454 --> 01:11:56,789
Whoo!
1145
01:11:57,890 --> 01:12:00,760
Oh, shit, man.
1146
01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:02,562
Hey, everybody.
1147
01:12:02,929 --> 01:12:05,631
Let's show my boy Kyle some Rebirth love.
1148
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,435
- What...?
- What do you think, man?
1149
01:12:09,902 --> 01:12:12,672
What do you think?
You think they like you?
1150
01:12:14,874 --> 01:12:17,043
Hey, what some of you may not know...
1151
01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:19,745
What some of you may not know
is that this man...
1152
01:12:22,481 --> 01:12:23,883
...is like a brother to me.
1153
01:12:25,985 --> 01:12:31,591
And what you may also not know,
is that this guy right here,
1154
01:12:31,657 --> 01:12:33,860
is one of the main inspirations...
1155
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,530
...for all of this. Huh?
1156
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,970
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
1157
01:12:44,036 --> 01:12:45,671
That's the man. That's it.
1158
01:12:48,541 --> 01:12:49,742
Huh?
1159
01:12:49,809 --> 01:12:51,744
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1160
01:12:55,715 --> 01:12:57,116
And you know what else?
1161
01:12:57,984 --> 01:13:00,686
I think this motherfucker
just made Phase 2 in record time.
1162
01:13:01,787 --> 01:13:04,957
- Right here, Phase Two.
- What the fuck? What the fuck?
1163
01:13:06,158 --> 01:13:07,560
Yeah.
1164
01:13:07,627 --> 01:13:09,528
- Yeah.
- Right?
1165
01:13:09,595 --> 01:13:12,632
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What's that, brother?
1166
01:13:12,698 --> 01:13:13,966
What?
1167
01:13:14,867 --> 01:13:17,670
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. It's okay, man.
1168
01:13:17,737 --> 01:13:20,439
You just Rebirthed, you know?
1169
01:13:20,506 --> 01:13:23,876
You just Rebirthed. That's a rush.
It's a rush. It's just adrenaline.
1170
01:13:23,943 --> 01:13:26,445
It's just adrenaline.
Here, tell the camera. Tell the camera.
1171
01:13:26,512 --> 01:13:27,980
Tell the camera. Tell the camera.
1172
01:13:28,047 --> 01:13:29,448
- Tell the camera.
- No, no.
1173
01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,485
Tell the camera. Tell the camera.
1174
01:13:32,551 --> 01:13:33,986
- No, no, no.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1175
01:13:34,053 --> 01:13:37,523
Don't fucking touch me.
Don't fucking touch me!
1176
01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:40,192
- Don't fucking touch me!
- Ease off.
1177
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:43,462
Hey, hey, hey.
Kyle, this is the best part.
1178
01:13:43,529 --> 01:13:45,197
Hey, man. It's over. It's over, man.
1179
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:47,967
- Don't touch me.
- Kyle. Kyle.
1180
01:13:48,034 --> 01:13:49,674
- Don't touch me.
- This is the best part.
1181
01:13:49,735 --> 01:13:51,737
Hey, let's get Kyle back, everybody.
1182
01:13:51,804 --> 01:13:55,741
- Kyle! Kyle!
- Kyle! Kyle!
1183
01:13:55,808 --> 01:13:58,577
Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!
1184
01:14:15,861 --> 01:14:17,630
Hey, man. Kyle.
1185
01:14:19,565 --> 01:14:20,833
Kyle, hey.
1186
01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,069
Kyle, come on, give me a chance...
1187
01:14:23,135 --> 01:14:24,737
Let me expl... It's over, man.
1188
01:14:24,804 --> 01:14:27,974
- Let me go. Let me go. Let me go.
- Okay, all right, okay, no problem.
1189
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,209
Take me to my car or I call the police.
1190
01:14:30,476 --> 01:14:31,711
Kyle.
1191
01:14:32,478 --> 01:14:34,556
Nothing was ever gonna happen.
Nobody was gonna get...
1192
01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:37,149
Jesse's a stuntman.
He's, like, a black belt.
1193
01:14:38,117 --> 01:14:39,618
I did this...
1194
01:14:40,586 --> 01:14:42,054
I thought...
1195
01:14:42,121 --> 01:14:43,923
I thought you would dig it. I...
1196
01:14:45,858 --> 01:14:47,193
I'm so sorry.
1197
01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:50,696
I don't wanna talk to this guy.
Can you shut the door?
1198
01:14:50,763 --> 01:14:52,708
- Can you shut the door?
- Are you coming on, sir?
1199
01:14:52,732 --> 01:14:54,700
No, he's not. He's not.
1200
01:16:07,306 --> 01:16:08,607
Mary?
1201
01:16:18,784 --> 01:16:19,885
Uh...
1202
01:16:19,952 --> 01:16:23,155
I'm done. I'm done. It's over.
1203
01:16:24,156 --> 01:16:27,159
Hey, where are you guys now?
1204
01:16:27,226 --> 01:16:29,795
We're coming back
from swim practice. We're almost home.
1205
01:16:29,862 --> 01:16:31,831
Right. Uh...
1206
01:16:31,897 --> 01:16:34,366
- Right. Okay.
- Okay, bye.
1207
01:17:04,230 --> 01:17:06,198
No. No.
1208
01:17:08,267 --> 01:17:09,368
No.
1209
01:17:21,714 --> 01:17:22,848
Fuck.
1210
01:17:23,649 --> 01:17:24,650
Hello and welcome
1211
01:17:24,717 --> 01:17:27,319
to the National First
Fraud Protection System.
1212
01:17:27,386 --> 01:17:30,256
This call may be recorded
for quality assurance.
1213
01:17:31,123 --> 01:17:33,392
If you'd like to report
fraudulent activity on your...
1214
01:17:34,894 --> 01:17:38,397
Thank you. If this is regarding
your checking account, press one.
1215
01:17:38,664 --> 01:17:40,733
For a money market account, press two.
1216
01:17:40,799 --> 01:17:43,035
If you'd like to look deeper
and see more, press...
1217
01:17:43,869 --> 01:17:46,071
Thank you. If you'd like
to stop trying to please people
1218
01:17:46,138 --> 01:17:48,374
who don't care about you, press one.
1219
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,809
If you need instructions
for operating your escape pod
1220
01:17:50,876 --> 01:17:53,345
from Planet Zombie, press two.
1221
01:17:53,412 --> 01:17:55,047
If you are Kyle Madison and are calling
1222
01:17:55,114 --> 01:17:58,083
because you'd like to find out
what happens next, press three.
1223
01:17:58,817 --> 01:18:01,921
If you'd like to learn more ways
to breathe, press four.
1224
01:18:01,987 --> 01:18:04,323
- If you're scared over a change...
- Oh, my God.
1225
01:18:04,957 --> 01:18:07,426
If you like to talk again, press six.
1226
01:18:07,693 --> 01:18:09,271
If you like to return to the same place...
1227
01:18:09,295 --> 01:18:10,996
What the fuck?!
1228
01:18:13,199 --> 01:18:15,401
Jesus. Jesus Christ.
1229
01:18:15,467 --> 01:18:17,736
Hey, buddy, do you mind?
I said, do you mind?
1230
01:18:17,803 --> 01:18:19,281
We got a lot of options to get through.
1231
01:18:19,305 --> 01:18:21,340
If you believe existence ends
at brain death,
1232
01:18:21,407 --> 01:18:23,108
- press...
- Who is this?
1233
01:18:23,175 --> 01:18:24,810
What are you doing?!
1234
01:18:24,877 --> 01:18:28,013
I'm sorry, I didn't get your answer.
If you'd like to leave Rebirth...
1235
01:18:32,284 --> 01:18:35,854
No. No. No.
1236
01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:40,993
What the fuck?!
1237
01:18:45,464 --> 01:18:46,865
Oh, my...
1238
01:18:49,168 --> 01:18:51,770
No. No. No.
1239
01:18:51,837 --> 01:18:52,838
No!
1240
01:19:10,823 --> 01:19:13,158
Hey, there's my guy. Got a towel, man?
1241
01:19:13,225 --> 01:19:16,161
Jesus, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?
1242
01:19:16,228 --> 01:19:19,965
Man, you know,
after one of these weekends,
1243
01:19:20,032 --> 01:19:22,167
it feels, like, a tour in Kabul, man.
1244
01:19:22,234 --> 01:19:24,503
I need me, like, a nice hot soak.
1245
01:19:24,770 --> 01:19:28,073
My wife is coming home. This is my house!
1246
01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:31,844
I know. It's nice, man.
Really digging the Jacuzzi.
1247
01:19:32,311 --> 01:19:33,311
No towel?
1248
01:19:38,984 --> 01:19:42,021
- Hey, guy, you need any help with that?
- What have you done?
1249
01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:45,391
- Why are you doing this?
- Because you're not finished.
1250
01:19:45,457 --> 01:19:49,561
Fuck you. This, this is over.
1251
01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,439
Come on.
There's an after party at Jesse's.
1252
01:19:51,463 --> 01:19:54,800
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
1253
01:19:54,867 --> 01:19:57,903
Oh, my God is right.
I mean, those sheets are amazing.
1254
01:19:57,970 --> 01:20:02,808
- What's the thread count on those?
- Mary is gonna be home. Any second.
1255
01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:04,209
What else did you do?
1256
01:20:04,276 --> 01:20:06,845
I didn't do anything.
I've been in the bath the whole time.
1257
01:20:07,546 --> 01:20:09,348
Hey, man, do you mind
if I put some tunes on?
1258
01:20:09,415 --> 01:20:12,885
I already guessed the Wi-Fi password
was "Mumford." Heh.
1259
01:20:20,392 --> 01:20:23,495
- Check it out, dude, you made the cover.
- Oh, fuck.
1260
01:20:24,129 --> 01:20:26,598
Stop. Just stop. Stop it. Stop!
1261
01:20:26,865 --> 01:20:29,134
Why are you trying to destroy my life?
1262
01:20:29,201 --> 01:20:31,236
I'm not trying to destroy your life, man.
1263
01:20:31,303 --> 01:20:34,573
I'm trying to save your life.
I'm here to help you.
1264
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:36,408
I don't want your help!
1265
01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:38,610
Oh, fuck!
1266
01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:41,046
What do you people want from me?
1267
01:20:41,113 --> 01:20:45,184
We want you to stop living your life
like a spectator, okay?
1268
01:20:47,119 --> 01:20:49,121
That's it? You all done?
1269
01:20:49,988 --> 01:20:51,590
All out of fight?
1270
01:20:51,857 --> 01:20:53,425
What the fuck happened to you, man?
1271
01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:57,129
Fuck the man. Keep it real.
Don't be boring.
1272
01:20:57,196 --> 01:21:01,467
- What? What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about you!
1273
01:21:01,533 --> 01:21:04,069
I'm talking about your dogma, dude.
1274
01:21:04,136 --> 01:21:08,607
The Manifesto? Your words?
Do they mean anything to you anymore?
1275
01:21:08,874 --> 01:21:13,445
Oh, my God. You mean, do I believe
in a thing we wrote as a joke
1276
01:21:13,512 --> 01:21:16,882
when we were 20 years old on shrooms?
1277
01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:22,354
Yeah. It wasn't a joke. And you know it.
1278
01:21:22,421 --> 01:21:25,090
Stop. Stop it, all right? Just stop.
1279
01:21:25,157 --> 01:21:27,893
Just tell me what you want
before Mary comes home.
1280
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:29,461
I wanna help.
1281
01:21:29,528 --> 01:21:32,498
- You're destroying my life!
- You're destroying your life!
1282
01:21:32,564 --> 01:21:37,069
You're destroying it!
You sit all day at a job you fucking hate.
1283
01:21:37,569 --> 01:21:40,472
You bilk young kids out of money,
so they're so immersed in debt
1284
01:21:40,539 --> 01:21:43,409
that they're enslaved to the system
for the rest of their fucking lives.
1285
01:21:43,475 --> 01:21:46,645
You can't get a boner, dude.
And you know what the worst part is?
1286
01:21:48,981 --> 01:21:50,416
You're really boring.
1287
01:21:51,316 --> 01:21:55,154
You're a child. I'm not 20 anymore.
1288
01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:57,689
Thank you. I know. I am a child.
1289
01:21:57,956 --> 01:22:01,126
So, that way, I can see the world
for what it really is,
1290
01:22:01,193 --> 01:22:04,263
unlike the way the zombies
have conditioned you to see it.
1291
01:22:04,329 --> 01:22:06,698
The zombies? I'm an adult.
1292
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:09,568
I have a family. It's a fucking job!
1293
01:22:09,635 --> 01:22:13,272
Right, and I bet the only way
to keep your child from starving
1294
01:22:13,338 --> 01:22:15,140
is lying for a bank!
1295
01:22:15,207 --> 01:22:18,977
You have this juvenile obsession
with what?
1296
01:22:19,044 --> 01:22:21,280
Am I the guy who created this system
you hate...?
1297
01:22:21,346 --> 01:22:24,316
I don't give a fuck about the system,
okay? I care about you.
1298
01:22:24,383 --> 01:22:25,984
- Oh, my God, yes.
- Yeah.
1299
01:22:26,051 --> 01:22:29,354
- I can tell.
- Not this you, okay? Not this you.
1300
01:22:29,421 --> 01:22:30,656
The you you used to be.
1301
01:22:30,722 --> 01:22:34,359
- Before the fucking lobotomy.
- I like my life.
1302
01:22:34,426 --> 01:22:39,431
Oh, do you like your life? I like my life.
You should fucking love your life, Kyle.
1303
01:22:39,498 --> 01:22:41,467
You should've seen your eyes.
1304
01:22:41,533 --> 01:22:45,037
You should've seen your eyes
when I described this weekend to you.
1305
01:22:45,103 --> 01:22:48,607
It was like I was offering you,
like, a drop of water
1306
01:22:48,674 --> 01:22:51,109
and you were just dying of thirst.
1307
01:22:51,176 --> 01:22:53,979
No. I didn't know what it was.
1308
01:22:54,046 --> 01:22:56,148
It was called Rebirth!
1309
01:22:56,215 --> 01:22:57,683
What'd you think that meant, huh?
1310
01:22:57,749 --> 01:23:00,285
It means being born again.
1311
01:23:00,352 --> 01:23:01,687
It means a new life.
1312
01:23:01,753 --> 01:23:06,325
And that also, Kyle, means
killing the old one, you understand?
1313
01:23:06,391 --> 01:23:08,994
This is also why we had to drain
your savings account.
1314
01:23:09,061 --> 01:23:12,264
No, no, no. That was not real.
That was a fake site.
1315
01:23:12,331 --> 01:23:13,565
Mm.
1316
01:23:13,632 --> 01:23:15,400
It was real. It's all real.
1317
01:23:17,669 --> 01:23:20,706
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1318
01:23:20,772 --> 01:23:23,375
- Just relax. Relax. Relax.
- Oh, my God.
1319
01:23:23,442 --> 01:23:27,312
Nothing is gonna happen, Kyle, okay?
I'm gonna set you free.
1320
01:23:27,379 --> 01:23:28,499
All right, what do you want?
1321
01:23:28,547 --> 01:23:31,583
How do I make this stop, all right?
What do you want from me?
1322
01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:34,319
What do I want from you?
What do you want from you?
1323
01:23:34,386 --> 01:23:38,090
I want the same thing.
I want you to reach enlightenment.
1324
01:23:38,457 --> 01:23:41,527
Yes. Okay, I'll do anything you want.
1325
01:23:41,593 --> 01:23:43,462
Just don't do this to my family.
1326
01:23:43,529 --> 01:23:45,731
Okay, in order for it to stop...
1327
01:23:45,797 --> 01:23:49,234
Right? You have to tell me
that you felt something at Rebirth.
1328
01:23:49,301 --> 01:23:51,436
Yes, yes, yes, I felt something.
1329
01:23:51,503 --> 01:23:53,505
- Okay, good. What'd you feel?
- Uh...
1330
01:23:53,572 --> 01:23:56,108
I don't know. I don't know.
What do you want me to say?
1331
01:23:56,174 --> 01:23:58,410
- No, no, it has to be in your own words.
- Oh, fuck.
1332
01:23:58,477 --> 01:24:00,379
Just tell me what you wanna hear.
1333
01:24:00,445 --> 01:24:04,249
Okay, close your eyes. Just close
your eyes and tell me the truth, brother.
1334
01:24:07,286 --> 01:24:09,721
- I felt scared, all right?
- Good, good, good.
1335
01:24:09,788 --> 01:24:12,391
- I felt like I was gonna die.
- Great.
1336
01:24:12,457 --> 01:24:14,826
I feel like I've been
through a fucking war.
1337
01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,129
Yes.
1338
01:24:18,397 --> 01:24:22,467
That's all I wanted to hear.
That's it.
1339
01:24:22,534 --> 01:24:26,538
- That's it? That's it? That's it?
- Yeah, man. You've seen the other side.
1340
01:24:26,605 --> 01:24:28,807
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You can go back to your desk
1341
01:24:29,074 --> 01:24:31,510
and tweet, twat, whatever the fuck
you've been doing
1342
01:24:31,577 --> 01:24:32,844
for the rest of your life.
1343
01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:35,714
But nobody, nobody's gonna take
the moment away from you
1344
01:24:35,781 --> 01:24:38,383
when you held a knife
to a cult leader's throat
1345
01:24:38,450 --> 01:24:40,686
and busted your way out of a sex dungeon.
1346
01:24:42,721 --> 01:24:43,722
- Huh?
- Right. Right.
1347
01:24:43,789 --> 01:24:45,390
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1348
01:24:46,825 --> 01:24:48,694
And the sex dungeon part.
1349
01:24:49,428 --> 01:24:52,097
- That's over, too, right?
- It's over.
1350
01:24:52,598 --> 01:24:54,299
I promise.
1351
01:24:54,366 --> 01:24:57,569
- Hello.
- Hey, we're in here.
1352
01:24:57,636 --> 01:24:59,137
I promise, man.
1353
01:24:59,204 --> 01:25:00,706
Okay?
1354
01:25:00,772 --> 01:25:02,774
You just gotta make a little donation.
1355
01:25:07,512 --> 01:25:09,114
Zack.
1356
01:25:09,181 --> 01:25:11,116
- Oh, my God.
- Hey.
1357
01:25:11,183 --> 01:25:14,686
Oh, man. Is this crazy or what?
1358
01:25:14,753 --> 01:25:17,255
- Oh, boy.
- So crazy. Wow.
1359
01:25:17,322 --> 01:25:20,158
Look at you. Oh, man, you look amazing.
1360
01:25:20,225 --> 01:25:21,760
- Thank you.
- Ha-ha.
1361
01:25:21,827 --> 01:25:24,863
- You guys look sweaty.
- Oh, yeah.
1362
01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:26,298
We're guys.
1363
01:25:26,365 --> 01:25:28,400
- How long's it been?
- I don't know.
1364
01:25:28,467 --> 01:25:31,269
I mean, long enough for you
two lovebirds to have a little one, right?
1365
01:25:31,336 --> 01:25:33,271
- Right. Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
1366
01:25:33,338 --> 01:25:35,374
Hey, Jill, come meet Mom and Dad's friend.
1367
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:39,845
No, no, no, wait. No, no, no. It's okay.
It's okay. Zack was just about to leave.
1368
01:25:39,911 --> 01:25:43,148
- Whoa. No, no, no, I'm dying to meet her.
- Yay. Let me get her.
1369
01:25:43,215 --> 01:25:47,252
- Great. Wow, she's looking good, man.
- What do you mean, a donation?
1370
01:25:47,319 --> 01:25:49,755
You know, a meaningful donation.
I mean, we are a non-profit.
1371
01:25:49,821 --> 01:25:51,690
- Like money?
- Yeah, money's good.
1372
01:25:51,757 --> 01:25:54,793
- How much money?
- Some money from your bank would be nice.
1373
01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:57,162
I don't have access to my bank's money.
1374
01:25:57,229 --> 01:25:58,530
Oh, sure you do.
1375
01:25:58,597 --> 01:26:01,433
I write tweets to idiots
who follow a bank on Twitter.
1376
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:02,877
- I don't have acc...
- All you gotta do
1377
01:26:02,901 --> 01:26:05,570
is log on to your bank's server
from your computer, okay?
1378
01:26:05,637 --> 01:26:07,239
The algorithm will do the rest.
1379
01:26:07,305 --> 01:26:09,441
- What algorithm?
- Don't worry about it.
1380
01:26:09,508 --> 01:26:11,877
Her Highness is on her way down.
1381
01:26:13,478 --> 01:26:16,348
Hey, so, I watched some of the videos
from Rebirth.
1382
01:26:16,415 --> 01:26:17,415
What?
1383
01:26:17,716 --> 01:26:19,685
Just the ones that you e-mailed me.
1384
01:26:19,751 --> 01:26:20,886
What? E-mailed?
1385
01:26:21,653 --> 01:26:23,889
Yeah, with the testimonials or whatever.
1386
01:26:23,955 --> 01:26:26,458
It actually looked kind of intriguing.
1387
01:26:26,525 --> 01:26:28,860
- You're not supposed to do that.
- Oh, no.
1388
01:26:28,927 --> 01:26:30,262
No, no, it's okay.
1389
01:26:30,328 --> 01:26:32,540
Hey, hey, look, as long
as we're breaking the rules here,
1390
01:26:32,564 --> 01:26:35,801
- I have some video of your boy.
- Oh!
1391
01:26:35,867 --> 01:26:38,303
- No, no, no.
- Wait, I wanna see it.
1392
01:26:38,370 --> 01:26:41,740
It's... It's embarrassing, really.
1393
01:26:41,807 --> 01:26:46,311
Right, and you can't share
the weekend with outsiders.
1394
01:26:46,378 --> 01:26:47,813
Oh, wow.
1395
01:26:47,879 --> 01:26:51,717
- It already sounds like a cult.
- No, it's not a cult.
1396
01:26:53,585 --> 01:26:55,587
I hear Kyle says
that you guys go to a church.
1397
01:26:55,654 --> 01:26:56,588
Yeah, we do.
- Yeah?
1398
01:26:56,655 --> 01:26:58,966
Oh, I mean, you guys should like...
I mean, you should come.
1399
01:26:58,990 --> 01:27:01,493
You know, they like people
from, like, all different kinds
1400
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,760
- of, you know, spiritual paths.
- She's not interested.
1401
01:27:04,596 --> 01:27:05,864
Actually, I don't know.
1402
01:27:05,931 --> 01:27:08,400
If you guys both really liked it,
1403
01:27:08,467 --> 01:27:10,669
- I'd be open-minded about it.
- She's not interested.
1404
01:27:11,236 --> 01:27:13,672
She's not gonna do it, okay?
Just leave us alone.
1405
01:27:14,873 --> 01:27:16,341
Kyle.
1406
01:27:16,908 --> 01:27:18,744
I think it's time you should leave.
1407
01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:20,779
Are you sure?
1408
01:27:21,947 --> 01:27:24,349
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
1409
01:27:24,416 --> 01:27:26,618
Hey, sweetie! Jill, this is Zack.
1410
01:27:26,685 --> 01:27:28,920
Hi, Jill, it's so nice to meet you.
1411
01:27:28,987 --> 01:27:32,991
You are as beautiful
as your mother.
1412
01:27:33,258 --> 01:27:35,994
Hey. Does anybody want any Kool-Aid?
1413
01:27:36,261 --> 01:27:38,630
There's still plenty left over
from the seminar. Huh?
1414
01:27:38,697 --> 01:27:40,832
- Sure, that'd be good.
- Yeah.
1415
01:27:40,899 --> 01:27:43,869
I know when I was a kid, I loved Kool-Aid.
1416
01:27:43,935 --> 01:27:45,670
Kids still like Kool-Aid,
don't they, Jill?
1417
01:27:45,737 --> 01:27:47,606
- Okay.
- Yummy.
1418
01:27:47,672 --> 01:27:50,709
- Hey, she's not thirsty.
- Kyle, what are you doing?
1419
01:27:50,776 --> 01:27:54,379
- What are you doing?
- I'll do it, okay?
1420
01:27:55,347 --> 01:27:57,849
- I'll do it.
- Okay.
1421
01:27:57,916 --> 01:27:59,751
Kyle, what's going on here?
1422
01:27:59,818 --> 01:28:01,052
No, this is...
1423
01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:04,589
This is over, all right?
All right, I'll do it.
1424
01:28:05,357 --> 01:28:06,358
Um...
1425
01:28:06,424 --> 01:28:08,593
I think Kyle had kind of an intense day,
1426
01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:11,763
and I think he just needs
a little decompression time.
1427
01:28:11,830 --> 01:28:15,333
Oh. Uh...
1428
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,903
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I was...
- No, it's okay. It's okay.
1429
01:28:17,969 --> 01:28:21,640
It's all right. It's all right.
It's not a big deal, okay?
1430
01:28:26,611 --> 01:28:28,046
Just stop talking.
1431
01:28:29,381 --> 01:28:34,619
All right. Well, how about us guys
take a little retreat to the man cave?
1432
01:28:34,686 --> 01:28:37,455
If that's okay with you young ladies?
1433
01:28:37,522 --> 01:28:39,491
- Sure, yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.
1434
01:28:39,558 --> 01:28:42,761
Well, fantastic, let's do it, bud.
1435
01:28:42,828 --> 01:28:43,762
- It's all right.
- Bye.
1436
01:28:43,829 --> 01:28:45,697
So nice to meet you.
1437
01:29:05,350 --> 01:29:06,017
Hey.
1438
01:29:06,084 --> 01:29:09,588
So, Naomi's gonna shoot
a little testimonial video,
1439
01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:11,523
if that's okay with you.
1440
01:29:18,763 --> 01:29:21,399
So, I wanna be clear.
1441
01:29:21,466 --> 01:29:24,769
I'm not going to get in trouble, right?
1442
01:29:24,836 --> 01:29:27,672
Of course not. You're my friend.
1443
01:29:29,841 --> 01:29:31,643
Are you sure?
1444
01:29:34,079 --> 01:29:37,816
We will never take enough
to get detected, okay? I promise.
1445
01:29:43,455 --> 01:29:46,758
This is a good thing, Kyle.
1446
01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:50,762
You have an insane amount of potential.
1447
01:29:50,829 --> 01:29:54,132
You're gonna be an integral part
of this community.
1448
01:29:55,734 --> 01:29:59,004
You're gonna run our new Media
and Communications Department.
1449
01:29:59,070 --> 01:30:02,040
You're gonna help us reach
a whole new group of people.
1450
01:30:04,809 --> 01:30:07,912
Help us make this something really big.
1451
01:30:07,979 --> 01:30:09,914
Help me, Kyle.
1452
01:30:11,516 --> 01:30:12,684
Help us.
1453
01:30:12,751 --> 01:30:15,720
Help yourself.
1454
01:30:15,787 --> 01:30:18,490
Have some fun for once in your life.
1455
01:30:19,190 --> 01:30:21,593
I mean, the worst case scenario...
1456
01:30:22,193 --> 01:30:24,129
...is you make a ton of money.
1457
01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:27,666
Dude, I guarantee you,
1458
01:30:27,732 --> 01:30:30,502
in five years, you're gonna think
1459
01:30:30,568 --> 01:30:34,172
this is the greatest thing
that ever happened to you.
1460
01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:39,044
And... if you don't...
1461
01:30:40,745 --> 01:30:42,781
...you can leave any time you want.
1462
01:30:56,695 --> 01:30:59,831
You know, before I found Rebirth,
I was lost.
1463
01:30:59,898 --> 01:31:01,132
I really was.
1464
01:31:01,199 --> 01:31:06,671
And the worst thing
was I didn't know I was lost.
1465
01:31:07,872 --> 01:31:10,875
I was bottled up,
1466
01:31:10,942 --> 01:31:13,645
and it would come out
in the dumbest ways.
1467
01:31:13,712 --> 01:31:17,916
Just basic stuff,
like getting impatient with my wife,
1468
01:31:17,982 --> 01:31:21,119
or spending all day long
looking at my phone,
1469
01:31:21,186 --> 01:31:23,688
and then getting mad in traffic.
1470
01:31:24,255 --> 01:31:27,092
Kyle was a great husband,
1471
01:31:27,158 --> 01:31:29,994
a great father, a great provider.
1472
01:31:30,061 --> 01:31:33,565
Um, but he just... He wasn't happy.
1473
01:31:33,631 --> 01:31:35,633
And it affected all of us.
1474
01:31:36,234 --> 01:31:39,270
I was living this default life
1475
01:31:39,537 --> 01:31:42,941
that everyone around me assumed
was the best life possible.
1476
01:31:43,007 --> 01:31:44,576
But it just...
1477
01:31:45,944 --> 01:31:49,547
...wasn't making me happy.
1478
01:31:51,182 --> 01:31:54,185
And then I found Rebirth.
1479
01:31:54,753 --> 01:31:57,555
Hi, my name is Kyle Madison,
1480
01:31:57,622 --> 01:32:00,592
and I wanna tell you my Rebirth story.
1481
01:32:03,661 --> 01:32:07,665
{\an8}Oh, yeah. I remember Kyle's first time
at Rebirth. He was like...
1482
01:32:09,033 --> 01:32:13,838
{\an8}You know, he was like, "What the helldid I just get myself involved in?"
1483
01:32:13,905 --> 01:32:15,874
It was almost like watching a game show
1484
01:32:15,940 --> 01:32:18,710
where you already know that
the contestant's won a million dollars,
1485
01:32:18,777 --> 01:32:20,044
but they don't know yet.
1486
01:32:20,111 --> 01:32:21,846
Kyle.
1487
01:32:21,913 --> 01:32:24,215
His first time, you know, he was so sweet.
1488
01:32:24,282 --> 01:32:26,584
He was so open and fragile.
1489
01:32:26,651 --> 01:32:31,122
I just wanted to give him
a massive Rebirth hug and be his mommy.
1490
01:32:31,189 --> 01:32:36,594
{\an8}Everyone who was there was like,
"Yup, scared that one off."
1491
01:32:37,729 --> 01:32:40,999
{\an8}I mean, I honestly never thought
I was gonna see this guy ever again.
1492
01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:51,142
{\an8}Hi, my name's Kyle Madison,
and I just finished my first Rebirth.
1493
01:32:54,112 --> 01:32:55,180
{\an8}Is that all right?
1494
01:32:55,246 --> 01:32:57,782
The next weekend, he comes back.
1495
01:32:57,849 --> 01:33:00,852
So, I'm like, "Okay."
1496
01:33:00,919 --> 01:33:04,088
Weekend after that,
we were in Cincinnati and Kyle flies in.
1497
01:33:04,155 --> 01:33:08,760
And, you know, that was it, that's when
I knew that this guy was totally hooked.
1498
01:33:08,827 --> 01:33:11,596
I mean, his Z.W. potentials just exploded.
1499
01:33:13,298 --> 01:33:17,202
Kyle had been on my team
for, like, five years, I think.
1500
01:33:17,268 --> 01:33:19,637
But he was one of those guys
who's always in the back.
1501
01:33:19,704 --> 01:33:24,175
A nice guy,
but never really initiated, you know?
1502
01:33:24,242 --> 01:33:26,811
Uh, but then, one Monday morning,
1503
01:33:26,878 --> 01:33:31,983
he came in, and it was like bam!
You know?
1504
01:33:32,050 --> 01:33:33,218
Who is this guy?
1505
01:33:33,284 --> 01:33:36,154
Suddenly, I had Mark Zuckerberg
working for me, you know?
1506
01:33:36,221 --> 01:33:39,023
- Kyle's the man.
- The man's a god.
1507
01:33:39,090 --> 01:33:41,626
It just brings clarity. That's all.
1508
01:33:41,693 --> 01:33:43,995
There's the world before Rebirth
and the world after.
1509
01:33:44,062 --> 01:33:47,665
Everything unimportant just falls away.
1510
01:33:47,732 --> 01:33:52,403
You look at the world
and you just see reality.
1511
01:33:52,670 --> 01:33:54,305
Just like that.
1512
01:33:54,372 --> 01:33:57,375
He's killing everyone
with his perspectives.
1513
01:33:57,642 --> 01:33:59,377
Just murdering them.
1514
01:33:59,644 --> 01:34:03,882
And finally, I was like,
"Hey, what's the secret?" You know?
1515
01:34:03,948 --> 01:34:08,686
{\an8}And he looks at me, and he says,
"What are you doing this weekend?"
1516
01:34:08,753 --> 01:34:10,021
{\an8}Give it up for Chad!
1517
01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:16,961
Right?
1518
01:34:17,028 --> 01:34:18,229
I knew he'd love it.
1519
01:34:18,296 --> 01:34:21,933
Pretty soon, the whole team loved it.
Then the whole company loved it.
1520
01:34:23,067 --> 01:34:26,437
We're basically the Rebirth branch
of Wall Street now.
1521
01:34:28,940 --> 01:34:31,042
What Rebirth did for me was...
1522
01:34:33,144 --> 01:34:37,682
It didn't just show me how to escape
the cage I'd built around myself...
1523
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:44,722
...it actually showed me
that the cage existed in the first place.
1524
01:34:44,789 --> 01:34:47,025
The first time
my wife did her own Rebirth,
1525
01:34:47,091 --> 01:34:49,994
I was a little nervous, I'll admit.
1526
01:34:50,061 --> 01:34:54,866
But that's because I was
clutching on to these zombie ideas
1527
01:34:54,933 --> 01:34:58,436
of control, mastery
and conditioned attachments.
1528
01:34:58,703 --> 01:35:01,272
And what you learn is
your marriage only hits the stratosphere
1529
01:35:01,339 --> 01:35:03,908
when you're both free to fly.
1530
01:35:03,975 --> 01:35:05,944
What people don't realize is Rebirth
1531
01:35:06,010 --> 01:35:09,314
is not just something you do
one weekend a month.
1532
01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,249
It's a lifestyle.
1533
01:35:11,316 --> 01:35:12,884
Right, Jill?
1534
01:35:12,951 --> 01:35:15,987
We want our friends to do it.
We want our parents to do it.
1535
01:35:16,054 --> 01:35:18,957
Our nanny, our neighbors.
We definitely want our pastor to do it.
1536
01:35:19,023 --> 01:35:20,959
I want my brother to do it.
1537
01:35:21,025 --> 01:35:23,094
- I want my mailman to do it.
- Ha-ha-ha.
1538
01:35:23,161 --> 01:35:25,763
I couldn't wait to get our kids to do it.
1539
01:35:25,830 --> 01:35:30,802
Sometimes you're there to help
a couple fetuses burst out of the womb
1540
01:35:30,868 --> 01:35:32,370
and find the warrior within.
1541
01:35:32,437 --> 01:35:35,807
Sometimes, you think you're there
to deliver the fetus,
1542
01:35:35,873 --> 01:35:39,777
only to find out you're the fetus
and they're there for you.
1543
01:35:39,844 --> 01:35:43,081
It's like every time you go to Rebirth,
you're a different person.
1544
01:35:43,147 --> 01:35:45,216
So every Rebirth's different.
1545
01:35:45,283 --> 01:35:48,753
You never know what you're gonna find
behind a new open door.
1546
01:35:48,820 --> 01:35:49,988
It's not just the workshops.
1547
01:35:50,054 --> 01:35:53,291
It's not just the Phase Two
Life Activation Experience.
1548
01:35:53,358 --> 01:35:54,959
It's also the products.
1549
01:36:01,432 --> 01:36:04,135
We don't even use the word "sell"
in Rebirth.
1550
01:36:04,202 --> 01:36:07,205
Because once you realize
how much better Rebirth's products are
1551
01:36:07,271 --> 01:36:11,109
than what you get in the store,
it just... It sells itself.
1552
01:36:11,175 --> 01:36:13,544
It's healthy.
It's natural. It's good.
1553
01:36:13,811 --> 01:36:15,980
None of this processed crap.
1554
01:36:16,314 --> 01:36:20,284
Jill is at an age
where she's so picky about what she eats
1555
01:36:20,351 --> 01:36:24,222
and she loves the stuff.
1556
01:36:24,288 --> 01:36:26,257
I don't know what they put in it.
1557
01:36:26,324 --> 01:36:28,860
- Tell them your first Rebirth, babe.
- Oh, yeah.
1558
01:36:30,561 --> 01:36:33,264
Heh. You weren't breathing properly.
1559
01:36:33,331 --> 01:36:36,367
You can breathe with your nose,
you can breathe with your mouth.
1560
01:36:36,434 --> 01:36:38,970
But there are other ways to breathe.
1561
01:36:39,037 --> 01:36:43,841
Everybody knows
there are no leaders at Rebirth,
1562
01:36:43,908 --> 01:36:45,410
because only you...
1563
01:36:46,210 --> 01:36:47,945
...can change your life.
1564
01:36:49,113 --> 01:36:52,583
But...
1565
01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:56,888
But we all know who that spark was.
1566
01:37:01,993 --> 01:37:06,464
Zack 110 percent changed Kyle's life.
1567
01:37:07,331 --> 01:37:08,533
And mine too.
1568
01:37:10,468 --> 01:37:13,604
In the old days, people were afraid
something horrible would happen to them.
1569
01:37:13,871 --> 01:37:17,041
Now they're afraid
nothing will happen to them.
1570
01:37:17,108 --> 01:37:21,079
{\an8}If Zack hadn't come into my life
when he did...
1571
01:37:26,851 --> 01:37:29,087
I really don't like to think about it.
1572
01:37:29,153 --> 01:37:30,922
I really don't.
1573
01:37:30,988 --> 01:37:32,857
Zack is just one
of those magical beings
1574
01:37:32,924 --> 01:37:34,926
who can walk up to a stranger,
1575
01:37:34,992 --> 01:37:37,462
look her in the eye...
1576
01:37:38,429 --> 01:37:43,367
...and just immediately knows
her deepest, most intimate needs.
1577
01:37:44,569 --> 01:37:46,471
Zack was like a brother to me
1578
01:37:46,537 --> 01:37:52,009
and now that we share Rebirth,
he's like a big brother.
1579
01:37:52,143 --> 01:37:55,046
- He's the big brother to us all.
- Yeah.
1580
01:38:02,386 --> 01:38:06,190
You know, when I started Rebirth
in my garage,
1581
01:38:06,257 --> 01:38:08,559
you know, building it out
one weekend at a time
1582
01:38:08,626 --> 01:38:11,996
to the global force for good
that it is today...
1583
01:38:13,064 --> 01:38:15,333
...that was the easy part.
You know?
1584
01:38:17,034 --> 01:38:19,270
Why I get out of bed every morning
1585
01:38:19,337 --> 01:38:21,506
is knowing that there's other Kyles
out there.
1586
01:38:21,572 --> 01:38:23,374
You know what I mean?
1587
01:38:23,441 --> 01:38:28,012
You see him at the grocery store.
See him at the gas station.
1588
01:38:28,312 --> 01:38:30,014
The drugstore.
1589
01:38:31,182 --> 01:38:32,283
Right?
1590
01:38:32,350 --> 01:38:34,185
See him on the highway.
1591
01:38:34,252 --> 01:38:36,921
Going to work. Going home.
1592
01:38:36,988 --> 01:38:39,290
Going to work. Going home, you know?
1593
01:38:39,357 --> 01:38:41,959
Doing the Z.B. Zombie Boogie.
1594
01:38:42,660 --> 01:38:46,631
But if you look him them the eye, man,
you'll see that they're dying,
1595
01:38:46,697 --> 01:38:48,499
dying for something better.
1596
01:38:50,501 --> 01:38:52,537
They know it's out there.
1597
01:38:52,603 --> 01:38:55,373
They just don't know what it is, you know?
1598
01:38:55,439 --> 01:38:59,243
So, let's bring him up here.
Kyle Madison, everybody. Come on, man.
1599
01:39:00,244 --> 01:39:03,614
Sometimes, uh,
I feel like a hunter.
1600
01:39:07,118 --> 01:39:10,321
I got my gun, I got my bush hat on,
1601
01:39:10,388 --> 01:39:12,290
and I'm stalking
through the suburban savannah,
1602
01:39:12,356 --> 01:39:14,091
searching for my prey...
1603
01:39:15,726 --> 01:39:18,663
...and it's my job never to sleep, okay?
1604
01:39:18,729 --> 01:39:23,134
It's my job never to take a break,
never to stop, man,
1605
01:39:23,201 --> 01:39:26,704
until I share this
with each and every Kyle.
1606
01:39:26,971 --> 01:39:29,106
It's an obligation.
1607
01:39:29,173 --> 01:39:30,173
It's a duty.
1608
01:39:31,342 --> 01:39:33,678
Whew.
1609
01:39:33,744 --> 01:39:35,713
Oh, man.
1610
01:39:35,980 --> 01:39:37,682
That's what gets me going. Hmm.
1611
01:39:37,748 --> 01:39:39,317
Mm-hm.
1612
01:39:39,383 --> 01:39:40,451
Yeah.
1613
01:39:41,285 --> 01:39:43,254
That's what Rebirth means to me.
1614
01:39:54,031 --> 01:39:57,468
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