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[The Oops]
Previously on Kidding...
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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I said you've had
a minor stroke.
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Astronotter is getting
on that rocket!
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[Scott]
You want Astronotter?
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Give me one more day
a week with my daughter.
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[Cornell] An aide brings
them to the bus stop
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and they wait until they
forget why they wanted
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to leave in the first place.
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[man over P.A.]
Please remain calm.
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Thank you for visiting
"Pickles on Ice."
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[Brian]
It's all my fault.
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It's all my fault.
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I broke her throat, Dad.
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- I--I broke Tara's throat.
- [man] Of course not.
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Stupid dick-nose piece of shit.
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♪ light, quirky music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[electronic door chime]
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[both grumbling unintelligibly]
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
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[both grumbling unintelligibly]
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- What?
- [gun cocks]
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What the fuck?
You fuckin--
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[gun cocks]
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What the fuck?
Oh, my God!
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[yelps]
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♪♪♪
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♪ lively percussive music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[dog barking]
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[groans]
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♪ tense music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[tires screeching]
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[panting]
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♪♪♪
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[engine revving]
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[tires screeching]
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[groaning]
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[panting]
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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[Jeff] I almost
got a plate number.
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[panting]
Are you guys okay?
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[laughs]
We're great, Jeff.
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We're great.
We're great.
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We're so motherfucking
great right now.
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We're the best!
We're so good!
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Fuck you!
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- I ran as fast as I could.
- [Jill] Oh, yeah?
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Are you gonna catch the guy?
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Are you gonna tell him
to take a calm me down breath?
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You gonna teach him to read?
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I think it'd be safer
for you guys
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to stay at
Dee Dee's with me.
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[laughs]
You're the one they wanna hurt.
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You're the one who
is talking to their children
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in the middle of the night.
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Nobody is safe around you.
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Is that a ring?
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Go away.
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Congrats, pal.
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Thanks, bud.
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- I'm just gonna--
- [Jill] Jeff!
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- I swear to Christ.
- [Jeff] Yeah.
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♪ mournful music ♪
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♪♪♪
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[Deirdre]
Where's the sitter?
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I sent her home.
It was getting late.
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You used the stove.
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Is there another way
to make risotto?
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You should be in bed.
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You know I can't sleep
without Dolores.
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You named your axe Dolores?
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After Dolores Claiborne.
It's my favorite axe movie.
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It's a hatchet.
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[sighs] Why can't you
just let me live?
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Here.
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Go to sleep.
Blade side out.
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I know how to sleep
with an axe, Mom.
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Wow.
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Grandpa teach you
how to make this?
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No, Dolores did.
She's from Tuscany.
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Thanks for dinner.
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I don't know what
I'd do without you.
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If you really want
Astronotter back,
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I can give you some advice.
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Sure.
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Just ask yourself...
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what would Grandpa do?
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♪ slow music ♪
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♪♪♪
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Dad?
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You keep sleeping.
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I won't let anything
happen to you.
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[Jeff] How long have
you been sitting there?
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Go back to bed, Jeffrey.
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When the gun goes off,
then you can wake up.
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I'm sorry I put you all
in this situation.
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The world is full of lunatics
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who think the world
is full of lunatics.
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None of this would've happened
if I hadn't fired you.
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You can't really
fire your father.
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If he can't protect you
from yourself,
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he'll protect you
from everyone else.
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[gun clicking]
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I'm still sorry I did it.
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Don't you worry about me.
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I'm having a social summer.
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In fact, your mother and I
are taking a long vacation.
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What's that mean?
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She and I went through
a rough patch,
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but we've recently reconnected.
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Bags are packed.
We're leaving tomorrow morning.
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Where?
I'm not sure yet.
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The unknown, I guess.
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I don't think Mom
can travel right now.
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[bell dings]
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Hold that thought.
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Made you an egg tart
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for that squishy, squishy
tum-tum of yours.
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Oh, damn thing's
on the fritz again.
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That quiche should've set
a half hour ago.
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♪ light, ambient music ♪
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Dad, why don't
you come sit down?
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Sit?
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I'm gonna have to lay
on the goddamn floor
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and start that pilot light.
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Dad, it's not a real oven.
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You don't have to
tell me that.
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I wanted a Thermador,
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but your mother,
she just microwaves everything.
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Did you glue
these drawers shut?
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They're not real drawers, Dad.
They don't open.
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We're on the set.
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What?
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What the hell is this?
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Where are we?
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Where'd the wall go?
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I had photographs on that wall!
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Where's the wall, Jeff?
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Where's the fucking wall?
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♪♪♪
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There used to be a wall there.
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And a door and a window!
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[breathing heavily]
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Come back, Dad.
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- I'm fine.
- Come back.
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I'm gonna get you an ambulance.
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No, don't do that.
I'm fine. I'm okay.
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I think it's just a toothache.
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♪♪♪
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- Hi.
- [shrieks]
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Did you make
an Oops last night?
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- [wailing]
- She did.
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That's why she takes Plan B,
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the number one
gynecologist recommended
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morning after pill.
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Oops as Directed.
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I mean, is "cinema"
too strong of a word?
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Because to me, this is cinema.
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[doorbell rings]
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Ah, she's early.
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[inhales]
Come on.
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[Scott]
Dee Dee, welcome.
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Oh, this is Amber,
my female girlfriend.
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We need to talk
about Astronotter.
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Oh, it--
it's not a good time.
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You said to come over.
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I know.
I wanted you to see the house.
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It's big, isn't it?
For a house.
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We need to talk
about Astronotter.
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We already had that discussion
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and I said it wasn't
going to happen.
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Blake Griffin was there.
The--the sports person.
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- How is that relevant?
- It's not.
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Blake Griffin
is a friend of mine.
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Hm.
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I have an offer for you.
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You can't afford me.
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Still...you'll wanna hear it.
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♪ mournful music ♪
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Which brings us
to the revised terms
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for the division
of communal assets.
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My client will
forfeit Astronotter,
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an intellectual property
so valued at $21.4 million...
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♪♪♪
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...Snagglehorse,
intellectual property value
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of $18.2 million.
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Ennui Le Triste,
with an intellectual property
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value of $26.1 million.
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Uke-Larry, $29 million.
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Thump-Thump, $9.4 million,
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and The Oops, $12.4 million.
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And per our terms,
my client, Mr. Perera,
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forfeits his rights
to the aforementioned
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intellectual properties
and in return,
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he will be granted sole custody
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of one, Maddy Perera.
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Yes, that's right.
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♪♪♪
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[machines beeping]
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What do you want me to do?
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[breathing raggedly]
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Say something.
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[breathing heavily]
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Say something, please.
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[crying]
Say something.
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Say something. Say something.
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[sobbing]
Say something.
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[sobbing]
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What happened
to the Lamborghini?
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You're the Lamborghini.
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Can we also have a Lamborghini?
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I'm gonna see you all the time.
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On the weekends...
most weekends.
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Previously agreed to weekends.
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As well as two weeks during
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Celebrity Cruise Lines
Pride at Sea.
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[engine turns over, car starts]
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Can you bring Dolores when
you come to Daddy's house?
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Well, that's up to your father.
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Go ahead, Deirdre.
Give her the axe.
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Love you, Lunch Bug!
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Was it the risotto?
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[phone vibrating]
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[sighs]
Yeah?
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What happened?
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[sighs]
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- I spoke to the neurologist.
- Yeah?
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He had a stroke.
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He isn't...
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He's not, uh...speaking.
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They don't know if he's
gonna be able to come back.
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But...
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but I need to talk to him.
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I need...I did it.
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I made--I made it happen.
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I did it.
I fixed it.
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I gotta go get Will.
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[indistinct PA announcement]
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[toilet flushing]
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[gargling]
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You want the end of this?
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I spoke to the guy
who got Phil's lungs.
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I'm never smoking
anything again.
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So are you gonna meet the lungs
in person, like the eyes?
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Or...are lungs
better over the phone?
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We're staying in a hotel
for a week.
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My mom says I can only go
to the school and hotel,
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so I definitely can't go see
the guy who has Phil's lungs
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and I definitely can't take
my girlfriend out anywhere.
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You should make out
with her at the aquarium.
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That's where I treat
my seasonal depression.
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It's the dolphins, man.
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Their sadness eats my sadness.
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[school bell rings]
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For your kiss breath.
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[door opens]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[door shuts]
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[spits]
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[footsteps echoing]
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♪ ominous music ♪
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♪♪♪
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Who are you?
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I'm Jeff Pickles.
268
00:13:47,074 --> 00:13:48,408
There was an old Jeff Pickles,
269
00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:50,783
but now it's time
for a new one.
270
00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:52,991
That's me.
271
00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:56,282
The old Jeff lost his way when
your mom killed your brother.
272
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:58,991
Then she divorced him,
started seeing another man
273
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:01,950
and that broke him completely.
274
00:14:02,032 --> 00:14:04,491
Your mom, she's a nurse.
275
00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:07,116
She took
the Nightingale Pledge.
276
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:10,074
Do you know
the Nightingale Pledge?
277
00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:12,491
It goes like this...
278
00:14:12,574 --> 00:14:15,950
I will abstain from
what is deleterious.
279
00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:17,700
Do you know what
deleterious means?
280
00:14:17,783 --> 00:14:20,908
It means...harmful.
281
00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:24,908
And unfortunately,
your mother is very harmful.
282
00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,324
She was driving the car.
283
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,408
She should've told Phil
to put his seat belt on.
284
00:14:29,491 --> 00:14:31,991
She harmed him.
285
00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:34,491
I don't want her
to harm you too.
286
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,908
My mom didn't kill my brother.
287
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:41,491
I'm sorry, but she did.
288
00:14:41,574 --> 00:14:43,116
No.
289
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,700
He's still alive.
290
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,700
What?
291
00:14:46,783 --> 00:14:50,199
I looked into his eyes.
They were his eyes.
292
00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:54,533
I stared into them
and they stared back.
293
00:14:54,616 --> 00:14:57,991
His lungs wrote me an email
and I emailed them back.
294
00:14:58,074 --> 00:15:00,324
I talked
to his heart on the phone
295
00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:02,491
after it ran 20 miles.
296
00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:05,074
His heart is training
to run a marathon.
297
00:15:05,157 --> 00:15:07,616
Phil is training
to run a marathon.
298
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,616
♪ light music ♪
299
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,950
♪♪♪
300
00:15:18,324 --> 00:15:20,032
Put this in the trunk.
301
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,991
♪ ominous music ♪
302
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:25,449
I'm not gonna hurt you,
pickle pal.
303
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:30,616
♪♪♪
304
00:15:34,282 --> 00:15:37,658
♪ When it's time to make
a choice, make a choice ♪
305
00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:45,741
♪ You only need to listen
to the voice that's true ♪
306
00:15:54,199 --> 00:15:56,533
Come on, Will.
We gotta go.
307
00:15:56,616 --> 00:15:58,324
I'm your dad now.
308
00:16:00,491 --> 00:16:02,449
[grunting]
309
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,991
[shouts]
310
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:10,116
[both grunting]
311
00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:14,741
[Will]
Dad?
312
00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:17,825
[breathing heavily]
313
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:22,533
[panting]
314
00:16:28,741 --> 00:16:30,032
Mr. Pickles.
315
00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:31,032
[whispering] He just beat
the shit out of that guy.
316
00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:36,700
[indistinct radio chatter]
317
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,908
[Officer Brannagan]
Will?
318
00:16:41,991 --> 00:16:44,449
Can you tell me
what he said to you?
319
00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,491
It's okay.
320
00:16:49,991 --> 00:16:53,241
He said that
he's the new Jeff Pickles.
321
00:16:53,324 --> 00:16:55,658
Well, we all know that
there's only one Jeff Pickles
322
00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,658
and he doesn't wear a mask.
323
00:16:57,741 --> 00:16:58,574
What else did he say?
324
00:16:58,658 --> 00:17:01,074
Um, that my mom...
325
00:17:01,157 --> 00:17:04,658
that she ruined everything
326
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:07,074
because she killed my brother.
327
00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:12,825
That if she'd told Phil
to put on his seat belt,
328
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,574
that none of this
would've happened.
329
00:17:17,408 --> 00:17:19,658
You okay?
330
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,324
Just answer
the officer's questions.
331
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,658
Did you say anything
back to him?
332
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:27,491
I told him that in a lot
of ways, Phil's still alive.
333
00:17:29,074 --> 00:17:30,491
What did you mean by that?
334
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:33,199
You know, in our memories.
335
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,574
Do I have to go back to school?
336
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,199
No, we can go home.
337
00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:44,282
A-actually, can I go with Dad?
338
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:51,241
♪ tense music ♪
339
00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:56,282
♪♪♪
340
00:18:03,658 --> 00:18:06,950
You are my family
341
00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:08,950
and I'm here to protect you.
342
00:18:09,032 --> 00:18:13,950
♪♪♪
343
00:18:21,324 --> 00:18:23,658
[sighs]
344
00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:27,241
I did it.
345
00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:28,991
They're back.
346
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,491
I got 'em all back.
[laughs softly]
347
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,783
Astronotter,
she's going to space.
348
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,616
And we're gonna broadcast it.
349
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,700
And...
350
00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:45,866
and...
[sniffles]
351
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:49,157
...and I got it all back.
352
00:18:54,324 --> 00:18:56,741
Because...
353
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:59,366
you taught me
what to sacrifice.
354
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:05,950
[sniffles, sighs]
355
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:11,449
I'm...proud...
356
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:14,700
Of...you.
357
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:18,825
[inhales]
358
00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:29,950
Are you afraid people are
going to not like you anymore
359
00:19:30,032 --> 00:19:31,825
after seeing what you did
to that guy?
360
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,908
Even Jesus had enemies.
361
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,908
Jesus never beat
the shit out of anyone.
362
00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:40,491
He didn't have a son.
363
00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:47,074
I'm sorry about your dad.
364
00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:49,908
Promise you'll be there
for me when I'm old?
365
00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:52,908
I know you will, I just...
366
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,866
need to hear you say it today.
367
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,700
I promise.
368
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:58,908
Thanks.
369
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:01,449
We should go see Grandpa.
370
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:06,408
He stopped...talking, so...
371
00:20:06,491 --> 00:20:08,825
maybe you could do
one of your magic tricks.
372
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,241
Make him say something.
373
00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:17,866
Hey, Dad, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you sooner,
374
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,574
but I really like
your new haircut.
375
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:25,074
♪ soft music ♪
376
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:29,116
♪♪♪
377
00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:30,908
[Deirdre] The stroke
triggered something
378
00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:33,116
called vascular dementia.
379
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,449
His doctors want us to decide
on his long-term care.
380
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:40,157
They talk about him like
he's a bag of broccoli.
381
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,116
[both chuckling]
382
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,783
But he can--
he can walk, he can eat.
383
00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,032
What are our options?
384
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,032
What happened to your hand?
385
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,491
What are our options?
386
00:20:54,574 --> 00:20:56,241
[mechanical voice]
There is so much the Koreans
387
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:57,533
are trying to prove this year.
388
00:20:57,616 --> 00:20:59,449
Just look at
the grace and beauty
389
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,491
and flow to those jumps.
390
00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:03,616
And it's not just
the technical difficulty,
391
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,991
it is the artistry.
392
00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:09,157
In other news, Mr. Pickles
almost Mr. Killed A Guy today
393
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:11,199
in the parking lot
of a Columbus high school.
394
00:21:11,282 --> 00:21:13,533
Sources describe
the perpetrator
395
00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:15,991
as a large-headed version
of the popular TV host.
396
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,324
He's really gone, isn't he?
397
00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:22,032
Yeah.
398
00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,116
Well, there's in-home care,
399
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:25,950
which means
we'd basically have to hire
400
00:21:26,032 --> 00:21:28,991
a nurse around the clock.
401
00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:31,616
And even then, he's never
gonna take the pills.
402
00:21:34,658 --> 00:21:36,908
How is he?
403
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,199
[sighs]
404
00:21:39,282 --> 00:21:41,366
Have you ever...
405
00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:44,408
have you ever wanted
to turn back time?
406
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:47,574
♪ light music ♪
407
00:21:47,658 --> 00:21:50,282
I was just thinking
that same thing.
408
00:21:50,366 --> 00:21:52,533
[Deirdre]
Thank you.
409
00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:54,366
Great. Okay.
Bye-bye now.
410
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:57,950
That was Toyco.
411
00:21:58,032 --> 00:21:59,700
Are they mad?
412
00:21:59,783 --> 00:22:02,866
No, it's odd.
413
00:22:02,950 --> 00:22:04,241
They're making more dolls.
414
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,366
They sold out online.
415
00:22:07,449 --> 00:22:09,783
I guess breaking
that guy's face
416
00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:12,032
actually made
children want more of you.
417
00:22:12,116 --> 00:22:13,825
[scoffs]
418
00:22:13,908 --> 00:22:16,866
[phone vibrating]
419
00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:21,866
♪♪♪
420
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,074
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
421
00:22:40,116 --> 00:22:42,074
Wasn't this guy the worst?
422
00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:45,074
Yes, but he's about to send
Neil Armstrong to the moon.
423
00:22:49,157 --> 00:22:52,950
Hey, pal, two parts gin,
one part lime juice.
424
00:22:53,032 --> 00:22:54,491
What's the holdup?
425
00:22:57,491 --> 00:23:00,157
I don't know how I feel
about leaving him here.
426
00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:03,574
He's so...alone.
427
00:23:05,199 --> 00:23:07,825
He's not alone.
428
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:10,616
[slow music plays
in background]
429
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:16,908
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
430
00:23:16,991 --> 00:23:21,282
♪ Be mine ♪
431
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:25,533
♪ For the rest of my life ♪
432
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,574
♪ I can't hide
the way I feel... ♪
433
00:23:31,658 --> 00:23:34,449
Hello.
434
00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:35,950
What's your name?
435
00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:41,700
♪ Be mine ♪
436
00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:43,700
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
437
00:23:43,783 --> 00:23:46,241
[sighs]
438
00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:50,658
[groans]
439
00:23:53,157 --> 00:23:54,783
Where are you going?
440
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:57,825
Just give me the drink before
you pour it down my throat.
441
00:23:57,908 --> 00:23:59,157
[sighs]
442
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,408
I'd like to buy you
another one and...
443
00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:06,574
find out everything
there is to like about you.
444
00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:09,491
I'd like to buy you a taxi ride
in the other direction.
445
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:12,324
Well, aren't you seven
shovels short of a grave.
446
00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:14,199
Well, aren't you
arrogant and charmless.
447
00:24:14,282 --> 00:24:16,074
Why don't we just
get to the end of this
448
00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:17,908
and you can pour
gasoline on my lap.
449
00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:19,574
I bet you'd look good on fire.
450
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,282
I bet you'd look the same.
451
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:23,241
Have we met before?
452
00:24:23,324 --> 00:24:25,741
I don't think so.
453
00:24:25,825 --> 00:24:27,116
I'm Louise.
454
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:30,449
Hello, Louise.
I'm Seb.
455
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,908
Home, Seb, since you asked.
I'm going home.
456
00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:39,866
♪ soft music ♪
457
00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:43,449
♪♪♪
458
00:24:43,533 --> 00:24:46,282
How do they know each other?
459
00:24:46,366 --> 00:24:48,533
That's our mom, Will.
460
00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:52,449
Oh.
461
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,658
What time does the bus come?
462
00:24:56,116 --> 00:24:57,449
Any minute now.
463
00:24:57,533 --> 00:25:00,449
♪ dramatic music ♪
464
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:05,366
♪♪♪
465
00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:23,908
[soft clicking]
466
00:25:30,866 --> 00:25:33,074
Do you think it was my fault?
467
00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:36,991
Was what your fault?
468
00:25:38,741 --> 00:25:40,866
I was driving the car.
469
00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:42,741
I'm the mom.
470
00:25:42,825 --> 00:25:45,991
Be honest with me right now.
Was the accident my fault?
471
00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:57,366
Nobody thinks that.
472
00:25:57,449 --> 00:26:01,157
Now, please don't let the words
473
00:26:01,241 --> 00:26:03,324
of crazy, large-headed people
474
00:26:03,408 --> 00:26:06,074
get inside your
normal-sized head.
475
00:26:06,157 --> 00:26:08,116
I'm asking you.
476
00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:09,950
Am I responsible?
477
00:26:10,032 --> 00:26:11,866
Am I the parent?
478
00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:14,783
You are the parent.
479
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,449
You're not responsible.
480
00:26:18,449 --> 00:26:21,616
Wanna go find some sunshine?
481
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,908
[breathes shakily]
In a minute.
482
00:26:23,991 --> 00:26:25,700
Okay.
483
00:26:25,783 --> 00:26:27,616
- Thank you.
- Yep.
484
00:26:41,741 --> 00:26:44,908
I know that was hard today,
with Grandpa.
485
00:26:46,991 --> 00:26:48,783
I think he'll be okay.
486
00:26:52,199 --> 00:26:55,074
♪ ominous music ♪
487
00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:59,950
♪♪♪
488
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,616
You okay?
489
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:13,116
Are you...sad I don't
look like Phil anymore?
490
00:27:14,616 --> 00:27:16,741
No.
491
00:27:16,825 --> 00:27:18,908
I always saw you.
492
00:27:22,449 --> 00:27:24,700
I, uh...
493
00:27:24,783 --> 00:27:26,741
I want to show you something
494
00:27:26,825 --> 00:27:28,866
that I found in Mom's closet.
495
00:27:34,157 --> 00:27:36,241
What is this?
496
00:27:36,324 --> 00:27:39,199
♪ soft music ♪
497
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:43,991
♪♪♪
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