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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,176 --> 00:00:03,220 - ♪ SpongeBob ♪ 2 00:00:03,306 --> 00:00:05,134 - ♪ I'm off to summer camp ♪ 3 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:06,658 - ♪ SpongeBob ♪ 4 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,833 - ♪ Through nature I will tramp ♪ 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,359 - ♪ SpongeBob will have you screaming ♪ 6 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:15,406 - ♪ Till milk is streaming right out of your nose ♪ 7 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:16,754 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa! 8 00:00:16,841 --> 00:00:18,105 Ahh! Ahh! 9 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:22,065 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,283 - ♪ SpongeBob ♪ 11 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:25,068 - ♪ When nature's calling ♪ 12 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,286 ♪ You'll see me hauling ♪ 13 00:00:26,373 --> 00:00:28,679 ♪ I'm hitting the trail ♪ 14 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,164 - There are no activities scheduled for today, 15 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,469 Koral Kampers. 16 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:38,515 I repeat, there's nothing to do, 17 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:41,823 and I'm bored. 18 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,956 - Eh... 19 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,654 - [grunts] 20 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:48,396 - I wish the adults had planned some activities for today 21 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:53,704 - Yeah. No activities means no something. 22 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,317 - I'm more bored than a steer in a fashion show. 23 00:00:56,404 --> 00:01:00,494 - [sighs] Well, I could watch you two be bored for hours. 24 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,670 - You know, you kids just don't get it. 25 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:03,975 This is great. 26 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,239 I get to spend all day 27 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:10,460 with my three favorite campers. 28 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,159 [all gasp] 29 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,683 Me, myself, and I. 30 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,859 Ha-ha-ha! 31 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,906 [all sigh] 32 00:01:20,992 --> 00:01:22,343 - Psst. both: Ahh! 33 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,388 - Y'all looking for something to do? 34 00:01:24,474 --> 00:01:26,694 - Yes, magic stump. 35 00:01:26,781 --> 00:01:28,436 Please, anything. 36 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,090 - Ahh! 37 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:31,742 - [laughs] 38 00:01:31,829 --> 00:01:33,441 It's just Narlene, y'all. 39 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,225 And have I got a doozy of an adventure for you. 40 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:40,143 Y'all ever seen a nudist camp? 41 00:01:40,229 --> 00:01:43,450 Nudist camp? What's that? 42 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,843 - Why, it's an entire camp of folk 43 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:48,847 who like to wander around in their birthday suits, 44 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:51,022 like, totally naked. 45 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,938 [laughter] 46 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,245 - She said "suit." 47 00:01:55,331 --> 00:01:56,854 - That's ridiculous. 48 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:59,728 Who lets the sun shine where sun don't shine? 49 00:01:59,814 --> 00:02:02,992 - Oh, it's ridiculous all right, 50 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:05,037 ridiculously real. 51 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,256 [laughter] 52 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,301 - Well, then, this I got to see. 53 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,651 You know, for science. 54 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,087 Where is it? 55 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,917 - Well, that's where the adventure comes in. 56 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:17,180 You've got to follow the path into the dark, 57 00:02:17,266 --> 00:02:20,574 scary woods and find the rock 58 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,533 that looks like your grumpy pal over there. 59 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,274 - [grunts] 60 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,277 - Take a right, and if you fall into the bottomless chasm, 61 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:29,627 well, then you've gone too far. 62 00:02:29,713 --> 00:02:30,975 - [whimpers] 63 00:02:31,062 --> 00:02:32,760 - All righty, y'all. 64 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:34,371 Let's take a minute to study Narlene's map. 65 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:36,417 - No need. both: Ahh! 66 00:02:36,503 --> 00:02:39,593 - I've got a phonographic memory. 67 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,812 - But, Patrick, shouldn't we take a closer look? 68 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:44,641 - Phonographic. 69 00:02:44,728 --> 00:02:45,338 both: Whoa! 70 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,780 - It's this way. 71 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:56,349 - [laughs] 72 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:59,788 - Ahh, peace and quiet. 73 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,268 [slurping] 74 00:03:01,354 --> 00:03:04,748 Wait a second, kids ain't quiet. 75 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:07,448 Counselor, where is everyone? 76 00:03:07,534 --> 00:03:10,973 - My cabin snuck off looking for some sort of nudist camp. 77 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:11,973 - They what? 78 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,670 - Ahh! 79 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,804 - Those kids ain't ready to bear witness 80 00:03:15,890 --> 00:03:19,634 to the harsh realities of the adult form. 81 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:23,027 If it drives them batty, their parents will blame me. 82 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,509 Eww. 83 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,902 Come on. We've got to stop those campers 84 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,600 before they get a peek at that darn hippie hoo-ha show. 85 00:03:30,687 --> 00:03:33,125 - Oh, no. This is a free day. 86 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:36,216 I am not leaving this chair. 87 00:03:36,302 --> 00:03:37,956 - I can work with that. 88 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:42,787 - [mumbling] 89 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:45,007 [laughter] 90 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:48,575 - Okay, who am I? 91 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:49,706 Oh, my. 92 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:51,274 No running in the camp, children. 93 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,796 - [laughs] 94 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:55,496 - That's a spot-on Mrs. Puff there, SpongeBob. 95 00:03:55,582 --> 00:03:58,412 But who am I? [growls] 96 00:03:58,498 --> 00:04:01,022 Campin' ain't free. Where's me money? 97 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:01,763 Ahh-gah-gah-gah-gah. 98 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:03,503 [laughter] 99 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,157 - Camp Master Krabs. 100 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,201 - My turn. 101 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:10,118 Oh, oh, oh, uh... 102 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:12,860 - Oh, you must be Patrick. 103 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,210 - I am? 104 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,692 [laughter] 105 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:20,084 - Oh, look. Is that the Squidward rock 106 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,348 Narlene was talking about? 107 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,437 - Oh, yeah. That's him. 108 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,351 - Definitely Squidward, yes. 109 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:30,531 - Then a-starboard we shall go. 110 00:04:30,617 --> 00:04:32,836 So what do you guys think it will be like? 111 00:04:32,923 --> 00:04:35,492 - Well, this could be my biggest 112 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,928 scientific expedition yet. 113 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,889 Just think of how much I'll learn about fish anatomy. 114 00:04:40,975 --> 00:04:42,456 Mm-hmm. 115 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,370 [horn fanfare] 116 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:47,374 - And I want to eat nude food. 117 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,288 Oh, let me help you with that. 118 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,420 [munching] 119 00:04:51,507 --> 00:04:52,639 - Well, I just wanted to go hiking 120 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,771 with two of my best friends. 121 00:04:54,858 --> 00:04:57,514 It's a shame my other best friend isn't here. 122 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,995 Mr. Tentacles loves the woods. 123 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:02,345 - I hate the woods. 124 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:05,521 Bugs are biting me. 125 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:07,915 Someone left trash everywhere. 126 00:05:08,002 --> 00:05:10,526 And the trees keep messing with me. 127 00:05:10,613 --> 00:05:11,920 - Oh, don't be paranoid. 128 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,442 It's just nature. 129 00:05:13,529 --> 00:05:15,096 - Oh, it's just--ahh! 130 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:15,836 both: Heh-heh-heh-heh. 131 00:05:15,923 --> 00:05:17,620 - What the? Hmm. 132 00:05:17,707 --> 00:05:20,319 - Quit your lollygagging back there, counselor. 133 00:05:20,406 --> 00:05:21,930 Which way are we going? 134 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:24,019 - Well, we're supposed to turn right 135 00:05:24,105 --> 00:05:26,108 at the rock that looks like me. 136 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:28,370 - You mean like this one? 137 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:29,937 Looks just like you, don't it? 138 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:31,896 - Huh? Hmm. 139 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:36,944 Hmm. 140 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:40,514 Ahem. 141 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,211 - Hmm, are you sure? 142 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,125 I still think that other rock was the one. 143 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:47,781 - [sighs] 144 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,915 - These woods are thicker than granny's molasses. 145 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:54,091 I hate to say it, fellas, but I think were lost. 146 00:05:54,178 --> 00:05:55,572 - Don't worry. 147 00:05:55,658 --> 00:05:59,446 I'll just use my phonographic memory. 148 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,185 [record needle scratches] 149 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:05,538 Oh, we're doomed!@ 150 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:06,843 - Well, hey there, gang. 151 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,411 - Ahh! 152 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,065 - Whatcha doing way out here? 153 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,634 Y'all are mighty far off course. 154 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,810 - Oh, Narlene, we're lost. 155 00:06:15,896 --> 00:06:18,812 We can't remember what your map said to do. 156 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:21,119 - Well, well, well, if y'all still want to see 157 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:24,295 the nudist camp, there is a shortcut. 158 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,430 But it's dangerous. 159 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:31,173 [together] D-D-D-Dangerous? 160 00:06:31,259 --> 00:06:32,870 - That's right. 161 00:06:32,956 --> 00:06:35,394 You're going to have to use that old log 162 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:39,137 to cross that old bottomless chasm. 163 00:06:39,223 --> 00:06:41,269 The camp's in a clearing just beyond. 164 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:44,316 Well, good luck, y'all. 165 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,884 [laughs] 166 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,149 - Hmm. 167 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,978 [rattling] 168 00:06:54,064 --> 00:06:58,634 Ooh, um, it doesn't seem very safe. 169 00:06:58,721 --> 00:07:00,985 - Don't be a baby, SpongeBob. 170 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:03,204 - Yee-ah! - Careful, Patrick! 171 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:06,033 - [humming] 172 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,906 [grunting] 173 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,168 After you. 174 00:07:11,255 --> 00:07:12,910 - [groans] 175 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,173 [whimpering] 176 00:07:15,259 --> 00:07:16,913 [both breathing heavily] 177 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,612 - Ahh. 178 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,310 - Ahh! 179 00:07:21,396 --> 00:07:23,660 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 180 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:24,922 - Patrick! - Oh, no! 181 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:29,317 - [grunting] 182 00:07:29,404 --> 00:07:32,668 See? Perfectly safe. 183 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,281 - [gasping] 184 00:07:36,367 --> 00:07:37,586 Ugh! 185 00:07:37,673 --> 00:07:39,588 Oh, that's it. 186 00:07:39,675 --> 00:07:42,591 I can't take any more nature. 187 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:46,856 You'll have to go on without me. 188 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,511 - Okay. - What? 189 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,730 - [whistling] - What? Wait, hey! 190 00:07:50,817 --> 00:07:54,038 Don't leave me alone out here. I'm defenseless. 191 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,387 - Good point. 192 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,127 This will protect you from wild animals. 193 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:00,348 Not that there's any wild animals around here. 194 00:08:00,435 --> 00:08:01,654 - Huh? - [chuckles] 195 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,874 All right, I got to go stop those kids 196 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,833 from ruining their innocence. 197 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,271 Back for you soon. - [whimpering] 198 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:13,057 [ominous music] 199 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,841 - [gulps] 200 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,629 - Hello, there. 201 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,543 This must be the nudist camp? 202 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:23,024 - What makes you say that? 203 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,591 - Well, you are nude. 204 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:28,115 - Actually, I'm only partially nude. 205 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:30,987 I like to think of myself as a bridge 206 00:08:31,074 --> 00:08:33,250 between the clothed and the unclothed, 207 00:08:33,337 --> 00:08:35,993 between the fabric and the flesh, 208 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,128 born of two worlds but belonging to neither. 209 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:43,086 - Well, I'm from the fully clothed camp up the road, 210 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:45,524 and I'll just need to take a quick look around, so... 211 00:08:45,611 --> 00:08:47,177 - Yeah, I don't think so. 212 00:08:47,264 --> 00:08:49,615 - Whoa, hey, what ever happened to professional courtesy? 213 00:08:49,702 --> 00:08:51,530 You won't let a fellow Camp Master in? 214 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:55,317 - Oh, you can go in, just, uh, not wearing that. 215 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:58,101 - Oh. [sighs] 216 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:00,017 Oh, boy. 217 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,847 - Dagnabbit. 218 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:07,067 This is where Narlene said the camp would be. 219 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:09,070 There ain't nothing here. - You sure about that? 220 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,985 - Ahh! 221 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,422 - [babbling] 222 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,859 - Step right this way. 223 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,600 Feast your eyes on... 224 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:21,168 the new dust camp. 225 00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:24,172 [laughter] 226 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,217 Get it? New dust. 227 00:09:27,304 --> 00:09:29,830 Just look at all them dusty little campers. 228 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,441 We made them with our own dust. 229 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,878 [trilling tongue] 230 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,183 [together] Ugh. 231 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:39,317 - And this here is the old dust camp. 232 00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:42,494 [laughter] 233 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,801 [all groan] 234 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,195 - All right, Narlene, you had your fun. 235 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:50,764 Great joke. Come on, boys. Let's go home. 236 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,027 - Oh, don't be sore now, y'all. 237 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,811 We was just messin' with ya. 238 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,073 The real camp's right over there. 239 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,293 [laughter] 240 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:02,123 You should have seen your faces, though. 241 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:05,342 [laughter] 242 00:10:05,429 --> 00:10:06,388 both: Ohh. 243 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,085 [all breathing heavily] 244 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,086 [giggling] 245 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,917 [giggling] 246 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,962 - Oh. - Hey. 247 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,225 - It's even stranger than I imagined. 248 00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:21,142 [guitar music] 249 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:25,407 - Boy, fish sure look weird without clothes on, huh? 250 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,713 - Whoo-hoo! 251 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,369 - Yeah, especially that big ugly guy over there. 252 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,677 - Uh, eh, uh, hmm. 253 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,246 [together] Ahh! 254 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,162 Mr. Krabs? 255 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,424 - Ahh! 256 00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:44,817 Okay, listen. 257 00:10:44,904 --> 00:10:46,514 Being a single father of a giant baby, 258 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,255 it doesn't leave much time for exercise 259 00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:51,955 or eating well or... oh, never mind. 260 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,174 Just get back to camp immediately. 261 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:57,307 And if anyone asks, this never happened. 262 00:10:57,394 --> 00:11:00,398 - Well, how embarrassing for him. 263 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,923 - Patrick! Where are your pants? 264 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:05,447 - I don't want them anymore. I'm free! 265 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,884 - No! Patrick, come back! 266 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,232 Hey, at least put on shoes. 267 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,148 - Never! 268 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,629 - [laughs] 269 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,503 - Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 270 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,375 Mm... 271 00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:22,812 ehh... 272 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:26,033 [both shouting and babbling] 273 00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:34,519 Sandy. Hey, Sandy. Sandy. Hey, Sandy. Sandy. 274 00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:37,479 - Huh? What? Oh, hey, boys. What can I do your for? 275 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,698 - It's dinner time. 276 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,352 - Want to get food with us? 277 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,268 - Nah, y'all go on ahead. 278 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,616 I ate a late lunch. 279 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,706 Besides, I could use a little peace and quiet 280 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,230 to finish my new invention. 281 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,144 But you boys have fun now, you hear? 282 00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:55,235 Okay. Thanks, Sandy. See you later. 283 00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:58,586 - [grunting] 284 00:11:58,673 --> 00:12:01,110 [indistinct chatter] 285 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:03,809 - Eh, form a line, you little miscreants. 286 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,812 There's enough for everyone. 287 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,639 Get back. Back, I say. 288 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,424 Whoa! Steady, girl. 289 00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:11,991 Mommy! 290 00:12:14,428 --> 00:12:16,778 Abandon canteen. 291 00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:19,956 I repeat, abandon canteen. 292 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,741 - What in the seven seas is going on here? 293 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,923 - Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh! 294 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:32,576 - Why haven't these campers been fed yet, Mr. Plankton? 295 00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:35,231 - Ehh..oof! 296 00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:36,581 - Hmm. 297 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:40,542 [slurps] 298 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,849 This is breakfast slop. 299 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:46,243 You can't be feeding children breakfast slop at dinner. 300 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,679 That's what the dinner slop is for. 301 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,422 - Well, maybe I could get through breakfast 302 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,250 if you gave me a little help in the kitchen. 303 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,340 How was one little copepod supposed to serve 304 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,559 all these giant mouth breathers? 305 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,866 - Help in the kitchen, eh? 306 00:13:00,953 --> 00:13:04,130 Sounds expensive. Unless... 307 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,480 Hey, kids, 308 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:11,181 I need an unpaid, very extra free volunteer. 309 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,573 Ooh. 310 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,402 [crickets chirping] 311 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,533 - Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 312 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,536 - All right. 313 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:22,802 Looks like it you are Mr. Plankton's new helper, 314 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:26,456 uh, um...SpongeBob. 315 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,590 - [groans] Ow. 316 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,158 - I like helping. 317 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,422 - [sighs] Fine. I guess he'll do. 318 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,466 Ahh! 319 00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:37,250 - Hooray. 320 00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:40,210 - Ahh! Ahh! 321 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,212 All right, we'll start off simple. 322 00:13:43,299 --> 00:13:45,519 I command you to boil me a pot of water. 323 00:13:45,606 --> 00:13:48,653 - Oh, easy-peasy. 324 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,481 Yah, yep. 325 00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:54,136 Mm-hmm. 326 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,485 Voilà. 327 00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:59,533 - Ahh! 328 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:03,494 Let's try something easier. 329 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,278 - Hmm. 330 00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:06,715 Huh? Aww. 331 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,977 [humming] 332 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,285 Ow! Ow! [babbling] 333 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,288 [humming] 334 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,942 Wah! 335 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:19,640 Ehh, eee, ehh. - [groaning] 336 00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:22,296 Ow! Enough! 337 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,820 This is a kitchen, not a clown school. 338 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,952 You're done. Finished. 339 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:28,955 Get out of here. - Aww. 340 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,087 - What is that? 341 00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:33,741 - Oh, just a little soufflé I whipped up. 342 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,482 Wanna taste? 343 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,919 - [munching] 344 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,313 Sweet Neptune, it's perfect. 345 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,533 SpongeBob, you idiot, you're a genius! 346 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:44,534 - I am? 347 00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:46,798 - In a very limited sense, yes. 348 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,975 Now, cook, boy. Cook. [cackles] 349 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,716 Cook like the wind. 350 00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:55,807 [cackling] 351 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,375 - Breakfast. 352 00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:00,376 - [yawns] 353 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,900 [all gasping] 354 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,297 - Step right up, campers, 355 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:12,346 and try our new delicious delectables. 356 00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:13,389 - Yum. 357 00:15:13,476 --> 00:15:15,610 - Mmm. 358 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,741 - [chuckling] 359 00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:20,745 It's actually working. 360 00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:22,485 - Nice job, Mr. Plankton. 361 00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:25,272 You're really making this slop sing. 362 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,490 - Oh, it's not slop, Mr. Krabs. 363 00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:31,321 We only use the finest, most select ingredients. 364 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:36,456 - How much is this fancy food costing me? 365 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:40,287 - I said go faster, not fleece me. 366 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,551 I want cheap, simple food for the children 367 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,943 or you're fired. 368 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,815 - Like this, Mr. Krabs? 369 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:50,297 - Hmm, looks simple enough. 370 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,907 [munching] 371 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:56,999 Oh, mama, that is a tasty patty. 372 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:57,956 - And it only took a few pennies 373 00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:01,961 worth of ingredients to make. 374 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:06,139 - You made this Camp Master a very happy crab, SpongeBob. 375 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:09,706 Hey, check it out, kids. 376 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,274 We've got patties. 377 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,101 The only food you'll ever want 378 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:19,020 and the only food you'll ever get again. 379 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:22,197 [together] Yay! 380 00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:27,246 - Behold the beautiful symmetry of its interior structure. 381 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:30,163 [sniffs] 382 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,864 - Righteous flavor. 383 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,692 [ominous music] 384 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:41,390 - [slurping] 385 00:16:41,477 --> 00:16:43,567 - Sheesh. 386 00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:47,962 How good can these things really be, anyway? 387 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,921 - [babbling] 388 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,186 - [cackling] 389 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:00,975 Hachi-machi. 390 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:05,980 Such clarity. Such flavor. 391 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,853 I'll steal your secrets. 392 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,594 I'll make lots of money. 393 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,161 I'll go to college. 394 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,511 And then... I'll take over the world! 395 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:16,991 - [humming] 396 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:21,865 - Oh, hey, there, SpongeBob. 397 00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:23,432 - Ooh. 398 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,740 - Nice work with the patties. 399 00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,349 They're a real big hit. 400 00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:29,830 - Thanks. I'm just happy seeing how happy 401 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:33,400 they make everybody else happy. 402 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,878 - Yeah, that's real noble of you. 403 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:36,576 Say, could you tell me 404 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:39,188 what the ingredients for these patties are? 405 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,233 - Oh, sorry, Mr. Plankton. 406 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,497 I can never remember things like that. 407 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,106 - Barnacles. 408 00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:48,675 How many times must I be foiled by a child's idiocy? 409 00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:50,981 - That's why I wrote them down on this list. 410 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,507 You know, kind of like a formula. 411 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,422 This is the only copy, though. 412 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,683 So you should be very careful with it. 413 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:57,989 Here you go. 414 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,817 - Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh! 415 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:02,777 [laughs] You fool! 416 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:06,301 The formula is mine and mine alone. 417 00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:09,044 And I'm using it to conquer the world! 418 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:13,353 [whistles] 419 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,442 Step on it, my computer assistant. 420 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,835 - Yes, sir. 421 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:22,057 [together] Ahh! 422 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,884 - Mr. Plankton, wait. 423 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:27,801 Patties are for campers, not for world domination. 424 00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:32,198 [grunting] 425 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,028 - Uh-oh. 426 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,377 [engine revving] 427 00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:42,990 - [grunting] 428 00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,776 [all chattering] 429 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:46,951 - Eee! 430 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,823 - Eh-eh...bah-bah-bah-bah. 431 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,826 - [grunting] 432 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,785 - [humming] 433 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,875 Ahh! 434 00:18:57,961 --> 00:18:58,572 - [giggles] 435 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,663 - Oh-oh! - Ahh! 436 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,099 - Yah-oh! 437 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,710 both: Phew! 438 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:07,929 [babbling] 439 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:08,972 [glass shattering] 440 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:11,714 both: Ahh! 441 00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:16,633 - Ugh! - Ahh! 442 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,983 - [cackling] 443 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,029 So long, SpongeBoob. 444 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:23,204 I win! 445 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,772 I'm the greatest! - I'm the-- 446 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:28,036 ahh! 447 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,645 - Ugh! - Oh! 448 00:19:29,732 --> 00:19:33,737 [grunting] 449 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,305 - [breathing heavily] 450 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,829 Oh, hey, Sandy. 451 00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,483 What's up? 452 00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:44,269 - Oh, I just finished my new invention. 453 00:19:44,356 --> 00:19:46,663 Behold. The automatic campfire. 454 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,622 - Wow. 455 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,101 Wow. 456 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,886 Sandy, you're the smartest squirrel I know. 457 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:56,846 - [laughs] I'm the only squirrel you know, SpongeBob. 458 00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:59,720 - Yes! 459 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,155 Ahh! Ooh! Ahh! 460 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,941 No! No, no, no! 461 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,987 Ohh. 462 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,642 - My formula! 463 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,775 Well, I guess I can't make any more patties now. 464 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:12,906 - Oh, my gosh, SpongeBob. 465 00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,604 I'm so sorry. 466 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,780 - [laughs] It's okay, Sandy. 467 00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:20,567 I'll always cherish the flavorful memories. 468 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,439 - Take over the world with a patty? 469 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,354 What was I thinking? 470 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,355 - Maybe you could conquer the world 471 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,922 with a different food. 472 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,444 Hmm, how about chum? 473 00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:31,142 I'll bet you could at least take over 474 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,101 the eastern seaboard with that. 475 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,059 - Hmm. Hmm? Hm. 476 00:20:36,146 --> 00:20:38,714 Mm... 477 00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:40,717 Huh? 478 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,720 [grunting] 479 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,593 Hmm. 480 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,335 - This is Little Cheeks calling Big Cheeks. 481 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,511 Come in, Big Cheeks, over. 482 00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:54,209 - Affirmative, Little Cheeks. 483 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:58,865 This is Big Cheeks receiving you from the future. 484 00:20:58,952 --> 00:21:00,650 How are things going in the past? 485 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,348 - [giggles] They're going great, Sandy. 486 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:06,089 Your plan worked perfectly. 487 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:08,875 The formula burned up before Mr. Plankton could nab it. 488 00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:12,662 Now it can be safely rediscovered in the future. 489 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,490 - Good work, little Sandy. 490 00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:15,709 I knew sending you to Kamp Koral 491 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,318 was the right thing to do. 492 00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:20,365 Enjoy the rest of your summer. Over and out. 493 00:21:20,452 --> 00:21:23,412 - [giggles] Bye, future me. 494 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:26,109 Ahh, mission accomplished. 495 00:21:26,196 --> 00:21:28,155 Timeline preserved. 496 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:30,984 Now everything can continue just the way it's always been. 497 00:21:31,071 --> 00:21:33,248 Totally normal. 498 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,903 - [panting] 499 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,601 [grunting] 500 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:46,305 Too dry. My butt needs more ketchup. 501 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:50,177 - Coming right up, sir. 502 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:54,442 [laughter] 503 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,359 - Yep, totally normal. 504 00:21:58,409 --> 00:22:02,959 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32681

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