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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,502 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,869 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,238 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,107 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,841 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:16,780 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:20,547 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,519 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,784 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 10 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,860 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,054 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,722 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,096 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Check out more than 100 online Thai lessons on BananaThai, osdb.link/bananathai 15 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,112 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,113 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:52,242 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,787 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,357 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,460 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,495 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,098 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,292 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ? 24 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,994 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,935 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,064 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 27 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:20,446 Happy Days was filmed before a studio audience. 28 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,674 Mom? 29 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,340 Where is everybody this morning? 30 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,384 Well, let me see. 31 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,920 - Your father is outside looking for the paper, -Oh. 32 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,752 And your sister is studying for her geometry test. 33 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,087 Well, I-I need an audience, Mom, an audience. 34 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:35,092 Today is the debate for class president. 35 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,457 Me versus Fred Collins. 36 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,156 I got to practice my speech here. 37 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,543 Mom, I'm under a lot of pressure. 38 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,762 Oh, yes, yes, dear. 39 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,235 I-I'll be very happy to listen to you. 40 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:45,566 Oh, good. All right. 41 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,265 - Okay, go ahead. - Have a seat. 42 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,407 Okay. 43 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,070 Uh, the debate will go like this. 44 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,475 First, I'll be introduced... 45 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,445 You know where he threw it today? 46 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,049 On the porch. On the porch. 47 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,344 - On the porch. - Well... 48 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,214 Took me ten minutes before I found it. 49 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,582 I almost froze to death. 50 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,190 Well, he's supposed to throw it on the porch, dear. 51 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,163 Well, it's the first time in two years, Marion. 52 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,258 Dad. Uh, Mom? 53 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,352 Well, everybody has an off day. 54 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,015 Yeah, when I delivered papers as a kid, 55 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,541 - I always hit the porch. - Dad! Mom? 56 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,056 Richard, there's no need to shout. 57 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,034 Oh, Howard, Richard has his great sophomore debate today. 58 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,193 Yeah. 59 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,777 Let me give you some advice, Richard. 60 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,171 Oh, good. I need some. 61 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,969 - Shave. - Shave? 62 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,010 Must have cost Nixon a million votes. 63 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,238 You thought he won that debate. 64 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,076 Well, he did. That's the point. 65 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,343 He did. He scored very well. 66 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,318 But the next day, all I heard was: "Nixon didn't shave." 67 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,012 Well, he looked a little scuffy. 68 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,350 Yeah. Boy, did he. 69 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,755 All right, now, about my campaign... 70 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,694 Oh, Mom, I feel really sick. 71 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:43,990 Feel my forehead. 72 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:47,158 Oh, Joanie, you cannot stay home from school today. 73 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,201 Oh, Mom, I'm sure it's the flu. 74 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,035 A virus... You know, that's worse. 75 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,505 Malaria. 76 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:58,203 Joanie, all you have is geometry-itis. 77 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,041 Why don't you just study? 78 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,705 Well, anybody can study. 79 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,181 I want malaria. 80 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,252 I'll buy you a mosquito. 81 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,830 All right, now... now, sit down, please. 82 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,187 I want to... I want to do my speech for you, okay? 83 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:13,054 Now, first thing that will happen is: I'll be introduced. 84 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,193 Mm-hmm. 85 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,321 "Richard J. Cunningham." 86 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,069 Hey, listen, the best of good mornings to you, too, 87 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,145 but applause ain't necessary, you know. 88 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,743 Hey, thanks, Mrs. C. 89 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,577 Well, that's it. I'm through. I'm finished. 90 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,118 I'm not getting any help at all on my election campaign. 91 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,997 - I was thinking about that, huh? - Yeah? 92 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,889 Hey, hey, how's this for a slogan, right? 93 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:48,428 "Richie Cunningham... heyyy. 94 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,259 The other guy, get out of here." 95 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,226 Well, I'm not sure how that would work on a bumper sticker. 96 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,887 Look, Richard, can we get on with this, please? 97 00:03:58,911 --> 00:03:59,430 Oh, sure. 98 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,872 Arthur, Richard's just going to let us hear his platform. 99 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,670 - Hey, I'm all ears, Richie. - Thanks. 100 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,039 I'm all ears. 101 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,272 Shoot! 102 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,815 My fellow sophomores, 103 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,216 point number one: 104 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:17,814 UWM is administered by a board of regents, 105 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:22,020 average age 62 years old. 106 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:25,030 Therefore, I have erected the framework 107 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:29,500 to place student representatives on the dais of our ruling body. 108 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,581 - Ah, that's terrific. - That's great. -Very good. 109 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,574 Oh, wait, wait. Fonz? Mom? 110 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,767 - What's the matter? - That's only my first point. 111 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,276 I've got 21 more points to my platform. 112 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,937 - He's got 21 more points. - 21? 113 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:45,178 Point number two... 114 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,681 Point 22. 115 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:55,757 Restripe the students' parking lot. 116 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,355 Right now, we have those straight lines, 117 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,661 and you have to make a very sharp turn 118 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,395 to get into a space. 119 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:08,237 I propose that we angle those lines. 120 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,607 I think he's losing them, Pots. 121 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,737 - Potsie! - Huh? What? Huh? 122 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:18,477 I think everyone agrees that angled parking spaces 123 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,712 are a whole lot easier to get into. 124 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:25,656 Well, those are my 22 platform points. 125 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,523 If elected, I promise to do my very best 126 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,632 to achieve each and every one of them. 127 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,765 Thank you. 128 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,357 Let's hear it for Richie Cunningham. 129 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,402 Yeah, yeah, hear it for Richie Cunningham. 130 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,505 All right, all right. 131 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,833 Yeah, yeah. 132 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,601 - How'd I do? - No more talk. 133 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,903 - Just sit down. - Sit down. 134 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,843 That, of course, was our own candidate, Richie Cunningham. 135 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,380 Yeah. 136 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,282 Now it's my duty to introduce the other candidate, 137 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:54,479 Mr. Fred Rollins. 138 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:55,987 That's, uh, Collins. 139 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:58,489 Oh, I'm sorry, Ted. 140 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,718 My approach to this office 141 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,388 is a lot simpler than that of my worthy 142 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,864 and somewhat long-winded opponent. 143 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,637 My platform has but two planks: 144 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,797 shorter classes and beer on campus. 145 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,177 Let's hear it for our next president, Fred. 146 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,505 We want Fred! 147 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,113 We want Fred! 148 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,614 We want Fred! We want Fred! 149 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:26,379 We want Fred! We want Fred! We want Fred! 150 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,886 Hey, what kind of debate is that? 151 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,321 Where's my rebuttal? 152 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,293 Arthur, you want some more veggies? 153 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,421 Yeah, I could take another scoop there, Mrs. C. 154 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,160 All right. Peas, broccoli or yams? 155 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,860 Yes, yes, yes. 156 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,494 Okay. 157 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,197 Thank you. There you go, Rich. 158 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,534 - Thanks. - Yeah. 159 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:49,734 Thank you. 160 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,344 Why don't I just get you a shovel? 161 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,682 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 162 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,614 You know, I've been thinking. 163 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,119 I might add to my 22 points. 164 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,450 Oh, no, no, listen to this. 165 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,719 Just, you know, maybe a couple of parties 166 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,829 and a field trip to the brewery. 167 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,625 Uh, free samples... count me in. 168 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,926 Joanie. 169 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,365 Richard, just because you've slipped a little 170 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,630 doesn't mean you have to work yourself into a panic. 171 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,330 Now, you planned your campaign. 172 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,600 You put in a lot of time and effort on it. 173 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,107 You should stick to your guns. 174 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,723 But, Dad, we're running neck and neck. 175 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,074 I may even be losing. 176 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,374 How can he possibly keep those campaign promises? 177 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,778 It's impossible. 178 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,961 Tell me how he's going to keep those campaign promises. 179 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,985 I'll tell you something... I tell you to slow down. 180 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,749 I'll get it. 181 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,482 Well, if you do lose, 182 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,923 at least you won't have to resort to tricks and lies. 183 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,289 That's a good point. 184 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,057 Hi, Howie. Smile. 185 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,459 Okay, Rich, your troubles are over. 186 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,764 Do that again, and yours will be beginning. 187 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:57,105 Rich, Rich, we got it all figured out. 188 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,836 In your time of need, we're falling back 189 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,379 on a certain campaign ploy. 190 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,776 Here. Hold her. 191 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,611 Okay. Pucker up, Rich. 192 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,719 I'm not kissing any babies. 193 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:09,983 Oh, Mom, isn't it cute? 194 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,217 Oh, it's a doll! 195 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,385 Fellas, a doll? 196 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,894 Mr. C., you know how hard it is to rent a baby? 197 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,333 When I was a baby, my father rented me out all the time. 198 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,960 Did he ask for a deposit? 199 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,739 Okay, come on, Richie. 200 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:27,806 - Get up. - Yeah, come on. 201 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,352 - Take the picture. - Put the doll... 202 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,216 - Okay, you move over there. Pucker up. - Yeah. 203 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,337 But don't squeeze her stomach or else she'll wet. 204 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,614 Guys, I got a lot to do. 205 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,778 I got speeches tomorrow with the glee club, 206 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,389 the debating society, the foreign students club... 207 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,389 And they don't even speak English. 208 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,391 These guys are giving me a doll that wets. 209 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,758 All right. Okay, Rich, we'll get you a real baby. 210 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,626 We didn't know it meant that much to you. 211 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,256 Well, I don't want any baby at all. 212 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,925 No, I... All right, give me the baby. 213 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,127 - I'll try. - Good. Good. 214 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,532 Goo-goo... No, it's ridiculous. 215 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,797 Forget it. 216 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,531 I don't know what I want to do. 217 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,574 All right, it's conference time. Let's go, Rich. 218 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,473 Fonz, I got a lot of speeches to write. 219 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,589 I mean, what am I going to say to the foreign students? 220 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:07,911 - Hola? - Hey, hey. 221 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,692 Let me tell you something... This political thing 222 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,945 is making you wacko and crazy 223 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,228 about everybody that's around you. 224 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,452 Understand? Now, listen to me. 225 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,849 I'm going to take you someplace 226 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,980 that's going to calm you right down, unwind. 227 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,592 There's no way I'm gonna unwind until this election's over. 228 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,337 - No way. - Right, I'll take bets on that. 229 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,772 - Excuse us. We'll see you later. - Huh? 230 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,027 Huh. Whoa on this guy. 231 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:31,336 Oh, Howard, it's been so long since I held a little... 232 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,201 Wouldn't it be nice? 233 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,934 All right, sweetheart, I'll get you a doll. 234 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,212 Come on, Red, you're going to get 235 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,510 so relaxed. 236 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,584 Fonz, I don't think I ought to be here. 237 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:45,928 Hey, hey, I'm telling you, 238 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,784 this is a legit massage parlor. 239 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,583 Now, get in here with me. 240 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,987 Get in here with me! 241 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,430 Fonz, this just isn't my kind of place, you know. 242 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,533 I mean... well, it's drafty. 243 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,362 I could catch a cold. 244 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,129 At night, if I leave my window open, 245 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,601 even a little crack, I'm doomed. 246 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:05,815 I mean, I am really doomed. 247 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,083 I'll tell you what you really are. 248 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,184 You're tense is what you are. 249 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,608 And a massage is going to relax you. 250 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,304 The best thing in the world to relax you, 251 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,242 because you are tense, Jack. 252 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,438 Tense? Tense? 253 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,708 I am not tense. 254 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,126 When I entered the political arena, 255 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,430 I knew there would be pressures, 256 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,511 but I am not tense; I'm just shy. 257 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,712 Hi there. 258 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,448 Right back at you. 259 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,203 Hey, Edie, this is my good friend, Richie Cunningham. 260 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,025 I want you to fix him up, all right? 261 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,460 He's cute. 262 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,089 Well, the gods smiled on me. 263 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,769 Take good care of him, all right? 264 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,202 I've got an order to go. 265 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,739 Later. 266 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,467 - Bye. - Whoa. 267 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,838 Fonz? 268 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,070 You ready? 269 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,211 Ready? 270 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,370 For your rubdown. 271 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,573 Rubdown? 272 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,650 Do you repeat everything? 273 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,752 Everything? 274 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,084 Well, we better get started. 275 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,053 Let's lie on the table. 276 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,318 Okay, uh, why don't you go first? 277 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,791 - You are tense. - Yeah. 278 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,989 Now, this is the way it works. 279 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,131 What? 280 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,632 You lie on the table. 281 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:08,791 I do the rubbing. 282 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,062 Oh. 283 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,203 Alcohol? 284 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,705 Oh, no, thanks. 285 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,308 Uh, I drink an occasional beer from time to time... 286 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:18,138 Nah. I meant rubbing alcohol. 287 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,874 Oh. Uh, Edie, listen, uh, I'll take a rain check, okay? 288 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,008 Listen, I-I have to level with you. 289 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:29,054 I've never been in a massage parlor before. 290 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,851 - No kidding. - No. 291 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,516 You're cute. 292 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,152 Off with the sheet, fella. 293 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,594 I'd like to keep that on, please. 294 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,289 Tattoos. 295 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,230 One drunken night on the town, and... 296 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,835 Well, you know how it is. 297 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,528 Sure. 298 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,436 Well... 299 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,408 Ooh. 300 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,313 Yeah. How about those Packers this year? 301 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,780 Yeah. 302 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,885 That Lombardi really knows his stuff. 303 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,042 Yeah. 304 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,381 And Bart. Oh... 305 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,080 I thought you'd like that. 306 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,748 Uh, just a little lower there. 307 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,053 - Ah... - Yep. 308 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,726 Cunningham, say cheese. 309 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,389 This is gonna ruin you, Cunningham. 310 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,728 Ruin you! 311 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,495 Enjoy yourself. 312 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,502 Don't worry. 313 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,630 Happens all the time. 314 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,671 Ah... 315 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,808 ?? 316 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,216 Thank you. Thank you very much. 317 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,623 All right. 318 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,956 How's the poll going, Pots? 319 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,530 Let's see. Question number one: 320 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,656 Are you voting in the upcoming election? 321 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,267 Yes. 322 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,200 Two: Have you decided on a candidate? 323 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,566 Undecided. 324 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,173 Question number three: 325 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,675 Will you go out with Ralph Malph Saturday night? 326 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,673 What's this word? 327 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,873 Never mind, Pots. 328 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,144 Well, fellas, any trend developing? 329 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,690 Yes. It looks like I'm gonna be home Saturday night. 330 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,495 I'm ruined. 331 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,256 It's gonna be a scandal. 332 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,059 It's gonna be my good name 333 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,827 dragged through the muck and the slime. 334 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,266 Hey, Rich. What's new? 335 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,670 What's new? 336 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,240 Mullet and Collins took some incriminating pictures of me 337 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,774 down at Edie's Massage Parlor. 338 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:30,909 That's what's new. 339 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,878 Oh, Rich, how could you do this to us? 340 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,139 Me do? I didn't do. 341 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,543 They must have followed me. 342 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,446 - You went to a massage parlor? - Yeah. 343 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,074 And you didn't take Potsie and me? 344 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,615 Hey, hey, we work our fingers to the bone, 345 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,850 we arrange your speeches, buy you a baby doll... 346 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,585 Eight bucks out of our own pocket. 347 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,855 What a slap in the face. 348 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,191 Well, I'm sorry, Pots, 349 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,959 but there's nothing I could do about it. 350 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,397 It doesn't matter now, anyway. 351 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,230 No way I can win this election. 352 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,498 Well, Rich, another budding political career 353 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:03,337 wrecked by the candidate's wanton desires. 354 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,344 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 355 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,844 But what a way to go. 356 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,582 All right. 357 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:16,986 All right, all right. 358 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,854 What if we could get our hands on that film? 359 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:20,857 Yeah. 360 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,154 Oh, brother, Ralph. 361 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,639 - Hey. - Wouldn't I love that? 362 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,174 - All right, then let's do it, Rich. - Yeah? 363 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,608 They can't get it developed before morning. 364 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,498 And it's got to be in Collins' room. 365 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,865 Now, wait a minute. This doesn't sound ethical. 366 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,097 Hey, Al, what's ethical about blackmail 367 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,901 and public humiliation, huh? 368 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,041 The man's right, Al. 369 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,577 This humiliated man is right. 370 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,303 Politics is dirty business, 371 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,937 and you have to fight fire with fire. 372 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,225 - Let's do it. - All right, come on. 373 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,409 Now, we got to get organized. 374 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,028 - We're going to need a ladder, - Right. 375 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,247 Rope, Fig Newtons. 376 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,252 Fig Newtons? 377 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,754 Oh, yeah, perfect for a robbery. 378 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,552 They don't make any noise when you eat 'em. 379 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:58,792 Hey, guys, good luck on the robbery. 380 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,264 What am I saying? 381 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,028 Like the man said, 382 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,935 one picture's worth a thousand words. 383 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,508 - You mean a thousand votes. - Yeah. 384 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,133 We better put this in a safe place. 385 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,269 Oh, right. 386 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,320 First thing tomorrow, we'll take this film 387 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,781 down to the school paper, 388 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,046 and then it's good-bye, Mr. Cunningham. 389 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,951 Safe and sound. 390 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,081 Hey, we better go downstairs to the party, 391 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,824 or all the best chicks are gonna be gone. 392 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,855 Oh. 393 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,862 After you, Mr. President. 394 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,338 - Pots? - Yeah. 395 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,706 Hold the window steady. 396 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,575 Gotcha. 397 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,382 How's that? 398 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,710 Oh, anyone can do it that way. 399 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,082 Get inside. 400 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,721 All right, be careful, guys. 401 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,086 Quiet. Quiet. 402 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,454 Shh. 403 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,585 Come on, come on, come on. 404 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,458 You know, there's something about this. 405 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,895 I mean, this is wrong. 406 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,261 You're right. 407 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,892 You can't eat Fig Newtons through a stocking. 408 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,762 Right, Pots. Look at this. 409 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,374 I've got a run, and it's the first time I've worn it. 410 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,244 What are you turning the lights on for? 411 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,281 Because Potsie forgot the flashlight. 412 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,816 Good point. Can't steal in the dark. 413 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,681 All right, let's get this over with quick. 414 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,151 - You're right. Okay. - All right. 415 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,155 Now, what we're looking for is the camera or the film. 416 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,816 - You got it? - Not yet. 417 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,194 Potsie, will you check the door? 418 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,322 Yeah, all right. 419 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,925 Door works. 420 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,670 Close the door. 421 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,084 - Lock the door. - Lock the door. 422 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,050 Close the door, open the door... Would you make up your mind? 423 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,384 All right, Pots, you check the right side 424 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,986 - of the desk, okay? - All right, got it, got it. 425 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,672 I get the left side. 426 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,339 - Hey, Rich. - Did you find it? 427 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,281 No, but while we're here, let's short-sheet the bed. 428 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,380 My entire political career is on the line, 429 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,151 and you want to play jokes? 430 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,095 How'd anyone know we're here? 431 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,958 All right, shh. I'll get it. I'll get it. 432 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,097 Hurry up. All right. 433 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,225 - Come on. - Get up. 434 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,632 Hello. 435 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,830 Hello. Hello! 436 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,167 Oh. 437 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,276 All right, can you hear me now? 438 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,344 Uh, no, he... 439 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,605 What? 440 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,423 It was Teddy Roosevelt. 441 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,642 Oh, yeah? 442 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,375 All right, bye. 443 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,883 What was that? 444 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,019 It was a quiz. 445 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,440 I just won ten free mambo lessons. 446 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,456 - Oh! - Come on. 447 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,994 Hey, Malph. 448 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,758 Ever hear of a magazine called Sunshine and Health? 449 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,958 Yeah, it's some kind of nudist camp magazine. 450 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,467 Nudist camp magazine? 451 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,368 Oh! Oh! 452 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,670 How would you like to see a sweater on that? 453 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,948 Hey, guys. 454 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,084 Guys, the file cabinet. 455 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,185 It's got to be... 456 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,379 - Not bad. - Yeah. 457 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,001 Come on, let's check the file cabinet. 458 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,633 - Oh, right. Forget that. - Oh, yeah. Mmm. 459 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,857 - It's got to be in there, Rich. - All right. All right. 460 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,485 Oh. Oh, no, it's locked? 461 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,339 They're all locked. 462 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,490 Somebody's coming. 463 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,075 - Hide. -Hide! Come on! - Quick, quick! 464 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,658 Oh! Come on! 465 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,770 Come out, come out from wherever you are. 466 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,678 - Fonz! - Fonzie. 467 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,650 Fonz, how could you have possibly known where we were? 468 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,880 Well, Al told me about the fraternity, 469 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:46,288 and this is the, uh, only window with a drill in it. 470 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,757 Oh, good, Fonz. 471 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,452 You saw my clue. 472 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,223 Right. 473 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,093 You found what you come for? 474 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,428 Yeah, I think so, Fonz. 475 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,366 It's in here, only this is locked. 476 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,664 You know what this is? 477 00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,804 A file cabinet. 478 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,635 - No. - Sure looks like one. 479 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,572 Yes, but no. 480 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,008 This is breaking and entering, guys. 481 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,049 Sure, now you go... 482 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,363 At Arnold's, you were saying fight fire with fire. 483 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,187 - Hey, let me tell you something, Rich. - Huh? 484 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,450 - Like my old grandma used to say... - Yeah? 485 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:22,460 "Two wrongs definitely does not a right make, honey." 486 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,595 If that picture gets into circulation, 487 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,076 - I'm in big trouble, Fonz... - Hey, let me tell you something. 488 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,568 A president stealing don't make 489 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,013 a good impression, either, you know. 490 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,471 - Oh... - And if you do this, Rich, 491 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,733 you'll never be able to look at that cherubim face 492 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,070 in the mirror again. 493 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,454 Come on, Fonz, so he can wash his face with his eyes closed. 494 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,502 That's right. 495 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,610 You got to live with it. 496 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,721 Okay, come on. 497 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,687 - All right! - We did it! 498 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,987 We got it. Oh, thank you. 499 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,891 Hey, Rich, you see, we got the film. 500 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,190 - Yeah. - That's terrific. 501 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,231 - That's it. We got it. - We got it. 502 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,164 All right, all right, let's get out of here. 503 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,997 - Come on. - Okay, let's go, guys. 504 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,207 Wait a second, guys. 505 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,140 Fonz, you don't want me to do this. 506 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,911 And I don't want to do it, either. 507 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,812 I'm very proud of you. 508 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,346 Well, like you said, 509 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:26,687 "Two wrongs definitely does not a right make, honey." 510 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,692 All right, let's get out of here. 511 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,273 - Oh, yeah. - Come on, Rich, let's go. 512 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,297 - Okay. - Come on, Malph. 513 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,831 You guys go ahead. I'm just gonna... 514 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,800 I'll check the door. I-I'll be right there. 515 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,028 Hurry up. 516 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,297 Right. Right, Fonz, right. 517 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,736 Put it back, Malph. 518 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,542 But, Fonz, naked volleyball. 519 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,810 Malph. 520 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,156 Dad, will you just look at this? 521 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,821 My picture is smack dab on the front page of the school paper. 522 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,045 - Huh? You see it? - Richard, it's gonna be all right 523 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,160 just as soon as you explain everything to the voters. 524 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,383 Now, Richard, we know it was an innocent thing, dear. 525 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,940 It's too late for all that. 526 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,201 Everybody's already voted. 527 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,503 The polls are closed. 528 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,475 Guess I could transfer schools. 529 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,843 Eastern New Mexico, 530 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,780 Yale, Siberia. 531 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,977 Oh, Richard, not Siberia. 532 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,452 You'll never get home for Christmas. 533 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,918 You know, this is the biggest family scandal 534 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,618 since Grandmother Kelp and the handyman. 535 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,787 That was just a case of mistaken 536 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,296 - identity, dear. - Oh. 537 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,662 That's not what the handyman said in court. 538 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,793 Joanie. 539 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,666 Look, Richard, that photograph 540 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,899 is going to be forgotten in a few days. 541 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,599 Scandals usually are. 542 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:50,937 That's true, dear. 543 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,804 Rich, I know it's not your birthday. 544 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,782 Autographed and framed for you. 545 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,818 Oh, that's... that's nice, Fonz, 546 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,014 but I think I've been framed enough this week. 547 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,726 I'll get it. 548 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:09,861 All right, everybody. 549 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:10,988 Hold onto your hats. 550 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,410 I've got an announcement to make. 551 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,498 Richie won. 552 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,693 I couldn't wait, Malph. 553 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,201 I won? 554 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,464 - I won. - I knew it! 555 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:20,971 Rich, it wasn't even close. 556 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:21,971 Congratulations. 557 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,370 All right, well, you see that? 558 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,740 The sophomore class is interested in vital issues. 559 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,177 Yeah, yeah, they want massage parlors on campus. 560 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,074 You mean I... I won 561 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,583 because I was dressed in a sheet? 562 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:35,654 Oh, my brother a sex object. 563 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,053 What difference does it make how you won? 564 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,058 Now you can make the student government a better one. 565 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,025 That's the important thing, Richard. 566 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:46,064 Hey, congrats, Mr. Prez. 567 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,292 - Mr. Prez? - That's right. 568 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,562 - I won. - Mm-hmm. 569 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,727 "Morning, Mr. President." 570 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,148 "How are you today, Mr. President?" 571 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,107 "Shine your shoes, Mr. President?" 572 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,137 Richard! 573 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,748 Thank you. Thanks very much. 574 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,010 Oh. Yeah. 575 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,982 The president cordially invites you 576 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,578 to, uh, go to Arnold's with him and have sodas. 577 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,249 And the sodas are on the president! 578 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,392 Oh. 579 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,608 All right. 580 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,512 Good. I'll give you Baltic for Boardwalk. 581 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,415 - No, no, uh-uh. - Come on, Richard. 582 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:41,576 I'll tell you one thing, 583 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,154 when you got a Cunningham in power, 584 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:45,155 you get action... real action. 585 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:49,319 Now, Richard, did you repaint the parking lines, dear? 586 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:52,056 Well, not yet, but I sent a letter to the board of regents 587 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:53,927 that outlines every one of my 22 points. 588 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,398 Oh, condensed, of course. 589 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,974 Well, I'm very proud of you, Richard, 590 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,380 especially the way you followed up 591 00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,669 on your campaign promises. 592 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,399 You may go down in history. 593 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:03,818 Move that for me, will you? 594 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,811 Oh, yeah. 595 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,346 Oh, you just went to jail, Dad. 596 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,709 Thanks. 597 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,248 Hello. 598 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,715 Yes. 599 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:14,752 Yes, he is. Just a moment, please. 600 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,082 - Richard. - Huh? 601 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,156 It's one of the members of the board of regents. 602 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,952 He'd like to talk to you. 603 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,720 - The board of regents? - Mm-hmm. 604 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,556 - Calling me at home, huh? - Yeah. 605 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,756 Probably wants to talk about some of the issues. 606 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,491 Probably. 607 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:31,593 Hello. Sophomore Class President Cunningham here, sir. 608 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,467 Yes, sir. 609 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,233 Uh-huh. 610 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,104 Well... 611 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:39,978 It's up one flight. 612 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,603 Ask for Edie. 613 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,143 Ye... uh... yes, sir. 614 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,584 Yeah, sure. 615 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,054 You can, uh, tell her Richie sent you. 616 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,954 Thank you. 617 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,562 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 618 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:01,599 ? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ? 619 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,364 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 620 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,204 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 621 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,404 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 622 00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:16,378 ? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ? 623 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,007 ? 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