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Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Learn Thai online with BananaThai http://osdb.link/bananathai 15 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:47,080 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,080 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,186 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,618 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,247 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,360 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:02,361 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,056 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,190 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ? 24 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,963 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,935 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,064 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 27 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,054 In this episode of Happy Days, 28 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,047 there was no trick photography used. 29 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,615 All magic feats were done live. 30 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,047 I think I got mic fright. 31 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,344 Don't be nervous, Al. 32 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:26,425 Being on the radio is fun. 33 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,579 Just like talking on the telephone. 34 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,682 One time when I was in high school, the teacher... 35 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,589 Just relax. 36 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,270 Five... four... three... two... one, we're on the air! 37 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,786 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Milwaukee. 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,708 This is George Fenneman, your roving reporter, 39 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,360 and right now we are broadcasting live 40 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,969 from the home of Howard and Marion Cunningham. 41 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,731 Welcome to our lovely home. 42 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,806 Would you like to see upstairs? 43 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,870 Marion, this is not "Person to Person". 44 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,604 Then why did I wear the fez? 45 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,739 Howard Cunningham and Al Delveccio 46 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:58,317 are co-chairmen of the Leopard Lodge's 47 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,684 annual Sunnyside Orphanage Fundraising Dinner Show 48 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,916 being held tomorrow night at the Pfister Hotel. 49 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,719 Um, Mr. Cunningham, 50 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,987 uh, could you tell us about the upcoming events? 51 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,721 No, that's-that's Delveccio. 52 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,388 Oh, all right, Mr. Delveccio, 53 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,363 could you tell us about the event? 54 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:18,468 M-M-Mr. Delveccio? 55 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:21,598 Well, it seems the cat's got Mr. Delveccio's tongue. 56 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,235 Um, Mr. Howard, would you, uh... You are Howard? 57 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,348 - Yes. - Would you... You are co-chairman? 58 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,658 - Yes. - Would you like to tell us? 59 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,682 Yes, I'm co-chairman. 60 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,513 Delveccio handles entertainment. 61 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,984 - I handle magic. - Oh. 62 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,383 Well, uh, all right. 63 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,548 It's gonna be a very exciting evening, George. 64 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,159 We're gonna start off 65 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,590 with a-a sumptuous dinner, 66 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,923 and then we're gonna have a spectacular magic show 67 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,658 featuring the Incredible Crostini, 68 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,166 and-and he's going to attempt to do 69 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,827 a-a terrific, terrific suspenseful trick. 70 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:54,271 It's the famous milk can escape. 71 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,809 Yeah, and-and here to extend a special invitation 72 00:02:56,943 --> 00:03:00,004 to our audience are Louie and Louise, 73 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,878 our little poster children from the orphanage. 74 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,507 I like magic, and I'd love you 75 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:05,983 to come watch the show with me. 76 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,747 Me, too. Magic's neat. 77 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:08,888 I'm Louie. 78 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,116 Aren't they darling? 79 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,297 Oh, they're just charming. 80 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,759 Louie and Louise. Um... 81 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,571 It's going to be a fun-filled evening, folks. 82 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:17,435 Uh, that's Mr. Delveccio, ladies and gentlemen. 83 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,793 Rosa Colletti, 84 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,423 if you're out there, listen. 85 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,660 All is forgiven. 86 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:22,861 - Al! - This is Al. 87 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,130 I'm talking... 88 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:27,799 Good morning, everybody. 89 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,637 More company! 90 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:30,776 Isn't this nice? 91 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,904 This is our friend Arthur Fonzarelli. 92 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,046 How nice. 93 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,878 Hey out there in Radio Land. 94 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,177 Arthur Fonzarelli here. 95 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,481 Listen, benefit, Saturday night, $15, 96 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,385 Cheap. 97 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,549 Be there. Whoa. 98 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,526 I sounded pretty good, huh? 99 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,528 Ladies and gentlemen, 100 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,599 maybe we better go back to-to Howard Cunningham. 101 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,330 There's more? 102 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:59,003 Joanie, look at this. 103 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,734 We've been replaced. 104 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,070 What? 105 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,576 Oh, we're still on the air. 106 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:06,978 We heard you on the car radio. 107 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:10,243 ? Venus, goddess of love that you are... ? 108 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,011 Two giraffes meet on the street... 109 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,176 Ralph! 110 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,618 We are talking about orphans. 111 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,020 Good. Two orphans meet on the street. 112 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,386 First one says, 113 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,551 "The bad thing about having an eight-foot neck..." 114 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,720 Forget jokes. ? Surely the things ? 115 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,025 - ? I ask won't be too... ? - Let me do the punch line. 116 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,963 I have to finish the song. 117 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,100 - Wait a minute. - Shh! 118 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,295 Whoa! 119 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,772 Well, I think we're off the air. 120 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,607 Thank goodness. 121 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,115 Hello. 122 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,516 Oh. Oh, my. That's terrible. 123 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,486 Yes, yes, we understand. 124 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,318 Thank you for calling, bye-bye. 125 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,755 - Oh, Howard. - Hm? 126 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,361 The Great Crostini is in the hospital. 127 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,518 He was injured. 128 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,721 He had an accident doing 129 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,855 his milk can escape, and he almost drowned. 130 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,058 Drowned! 131 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,601 Well, that's not in our contract! 132 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,604 Dear, I'm sure it wasn't intentional. 133 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,368 Yeah, but he's the only one who can do the milk can escape. 134 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:09,874 Oh, now I'm ruined. 135 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,036 And the Leopard Lodge is gonna blame me for this, 136 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,512 and they're gonna demote me to fez checker again. 137 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,083 Hey, hey, hey, no problem, 138 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,209 no fez checker for you, either. 139 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,719 Well, Fonz, it sounds sort of like a problem. 140 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,552 Oh, now, we're gonna have to cancel the dinner. 141 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,886 No cancelling nothing. 142 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,303 You're forgetting the kids, right? 143 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,818 Hey, kids, what's that loot 144 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,021 gonna be used for? 145 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,825 Well, we got a leaky roof. 146 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,676 - Yeah. - And everyone was gonna get new beds. 147 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,861 Yeah. 148 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,266 And our Alvin and the Chipmunk record wore out. 149 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,236 Alvin and the Chipmunk record. 150 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,396 Now that is the topper. 151 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,633 Yeah, the show must go on. 152 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,266 The show must go on. 153 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,275 But how? 154 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:45,902 Our star is in the hospital. 155 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,208 Hey, the Amazing Randi. 156 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,475 That's great! 157 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,586 Hey, who is the Amazing Randi? 158 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,813 - Who is the Amazing Randi? - Yeah. 159 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:58,551 Only the-the-the escape artist par excellence, 160 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,662 the primo magician in the world. 161 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,388 You hear that, Dad? 162 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,974 He knows the escape artist par excellence 163 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,627 primo magician in the whole world! 164 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,292 Is he any good? 165 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:11,814 What about the milk can escape? 166 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,670 Milk can is his middle name. 167 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,287 Well, all right. I'll make a few calls, and we'll look into it. 168 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,574 No, you better get him now. He's hot, gone. 169 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,156 All right, we-we'll sign him up right away. 170 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,180 I'll call him. 171 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,721 Richard, make him sign this contract. 172 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,215 - All right. - All right. 173 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,786 I'm gonna get Ralph and Potsie. 174 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,047 We're gonna go to Chicago, 175 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:31,056 and we're gonna meet this man face to face. 176 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,592 This is just like an Andy Hardy movie. 177 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,727 Dig this. 178 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,228 Five, four, three, two, one. 179 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:38,229 Fonz. 180 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,389 Blackstone Hotel. 181 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,933 Michigan Avenue. Room 1403. 182 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,798 Thanks. 183 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:44,961 Dig this. 184 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,166 Five, four, three, two, one. 185 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,300 - I need money for the train. - Here you are. 186 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,274 You know, they can't fool me. 187 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,010 They may call this the 14th floor, 188 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,484 but I know it's really the 13th. 189 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,017 Oh, door's open. 190 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,149 Magic door. 191 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,356 Oh, hello? 192 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,329 Mr. Amazing? 193 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,094 Uh, Randi, hello? 194 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,464 He's not here. 195 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,603 Let's play. 196 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,663 And look-look at all this stuff, guys. 197 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,638 Hey, a magic hat! 198 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,375 Oh, Potsie, don't touch that stuff, okay? 199 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,388 Come on, Pots, let's see you pull a rabbit out of it. 200 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,404 I can't; it's empty. 201 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,606 I thought it was empty. 202 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,273 What the heck? How do we... 203 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,942 You got to put that back. 204 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,144 All taken care of. 205 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,687 Hey, I wonder what he does with this thing. 206 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,484 - I saw this once. - Oh, yeah? 207 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,058 Yeah, I was buying a rubber nose. 208 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,558 Yeah, sure. 209 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,754 All it did, it collapses and disappears. 210 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:43,989 Watch. Oh! 211 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,294 Just what the room needed, a little color. 212 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,925 You guys are making me nervous. 213 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,880 Ah, come on, Rich. This place is like a fun house. 214 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,281 - Well, yeah, but... - Look at this. 215 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,568 I bet it makes you disappear. 216 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:54,747 - Hey, get in. - All right. 217 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,101 Am I still here? 218 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,254 - No, it didn't work. - Oh. 219 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,405 Okay, I'm gonna lock you up. 220 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,186 No, I'm not sure you should do that, Pots. 221 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,681 Let's give it a try. 222 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,859 Come on, get over here, Rich. 223 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,181 Well, uh, it says push here. 224 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,183 Well, then push. 225 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,378 Well, all right. 226 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,284 Here we go, Malph. 227 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,224 Oh, come on, guys. You broke me. 228 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,556 Somebody fix this. 229 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:16,975 I haven't got the stomach for it. 230 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,191 I've still got it. 231 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,062 - Even in three pieces, huh? - You do. 232 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,845 - Now let's get you out of there. - All right. 233 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,132 Watch your hand there. 234 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,329 All right. 235 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,472 Hurry up. Get him out. 236 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:27,801 Hurry up. 237 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,318 Wait till the Amazing Randi gets here. 238 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,708 All right. 239 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,176 Oh, welcome back, hips. 240 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,575 Hey, guys, guys, look. 241 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,648 Oh, Pots! 242 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:36,841 Look. 243 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,060 The Amazing Randi comes in here 244 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,295 and sees us playing around with his stuff, 245 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,596 he's not gonna sign the contract. 246 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,952 - Eh. - Get rid of this stuff. 247 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,283 - How? - Well, I don't know. 248 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,600 Let's throw it out the window or something. 249 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:45,768 - Just until he signs. - All right, all right, 250 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,336 - I'll get the curtains. - It keeps coming. 251 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,520 Well, help me with it, Ralph. 252 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,961 What do you think I'm doing? 253 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,894 Oh! 254 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,072 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 255 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,827 I'm the Amazing Randi. 256 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,096 Oh, yeah? Got any identification? 257 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,103 - Potsie! - Uh... 258 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,367 Hello, Mr. Amazing. I'm, uh, I'm Richie Cunningham. 259 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,704 I... This is, this is something. 260 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:06,608 Uh, sir, why are you hanging upside down 261 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:10,012 in a strait jacket 14 stories over Michigan Avenue? 262 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,210 - It's 2:00. - Ah. 263 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,843 You see, I do this for practice. 264 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,751 It keeps me in shape. 265 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,517 Oh, well, uh, see, 266 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,286 I'm the guy that Arthur Fonzarelli spoke to you about. 267 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,171 Oh, yes. You're the young man with the orphans. 268 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,596 Uh, I'd be very happy to do that benefit for you. 269 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,256 Hey, that's great! Well, uh, listen, 270 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,310 I've got a contract, but I guess you can't sign it now 271 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,412 so I'll leave it on the desk. 272 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,631 Oh, no need, no need. 273 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,866 I have a pen right here. 274 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,000 Well, all right. 275 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,406 Uh, sign right there. 276 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,707 That's amazing! 277 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,782 He's got a pen that writes upside down. 278 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,442 Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Amazing. 279 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,848 - Okay. - Yeah, see you. 280 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,682 Yeah. Hang in there. 281 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,226 ? Stars appear and the shadow is a-fallin' ? 282 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,357 ? I can hear my heart a-callin' ? 283 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,834 ? A little bit of lovin' makes everything all right ? 284 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,098 ? And I'm goin' to see my baby tonight ? 285 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,799 ? All my love, all of my kissin' ? 286 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,843 ? You don't know what you been a-missin' ? 287 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,104 ? Oh, boy ? 288 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,765 - ? Oh, boy ? - ? When you're with me ? 289 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,075 - ? Oh, boy ? - ? Oh, boy ? 290 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,581 ? You got the world to see that ? 291 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:20,619 ? You were meant for me ? 292 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,085 ? Oh, boy. ? 293 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,324 Aren't they wonderful? 294 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,437 Al, we're doing great, huh? 295 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,163 Yeah, terrific. 296 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,705 - It's terrible. - Huh? 297 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,240 Rich, help me. 298 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,638 Everything's going wrong. 299 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,616 - Oh, it's gonna be fine, Al. - Oh, sure. Fine. 300 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,890 You know, I put in an order for coffee and drinks for everyone. 301 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:48,973 Well, where are they? 302 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,674 - Isn't that it on the tray? - Where? 303 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,217 Well, all right, they snuck it in. 304 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,014 Okay, what's next on the clipboard? 305 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,865 All right, all right, uh, Dad has a few announcements to make. 306 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,133 He's got a few announcements to make. 307 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,434 And then he's gonna introduce the magician. 308 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,269 Okay, all right, where's your Dad? Where is he? 309 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,893 You know, he's co-chairman too, you know. 310 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,657 He's on stage making a few announcements. 311 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,076 Good. That's where he should be. 312 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,929 All right, now where's the magician? 313 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,261 Where is the magician? 314 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,778 - Right there, Al. - Here-here-here's the magician. 315 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,447 All right, all right, you all ready to go on? 316 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,982 - Okay? Good. - Yeah, of course, I'm ready. 317 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,838 Uh, Joanie. 318 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,443 I'm not going on in front of all those people. 319 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,046 I look like a bike reflector. 320 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,820 Joanie, the audience is filled with hunks. 321 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,880 Ready when you are, A.R. 322 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,543 All right, all right. 323 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,746 Look, I got to go fix up all your props for you. 324 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,518 Okay now. Joanie, you look cute. 325 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,355 All right, Mr. Amazing, place is packed. 326 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,759 At $15 a head, go out there and kill them. 327 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,896 Yeah. 328 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,031 I'm ready. 329 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,366 - I'll get some water. - Oh, good. 330 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,130 Nerves. Happens every performance. 331 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,981 That's all right. Potsie's getting you some water there. 332 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,550 - Here we go. - Oh, thank you, thank you. 333 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,634 Sure. 334 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,279 N-Not water. 335 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,907 Huh? 336 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,917 This is straight vodka! 337 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,112 What? 338 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,254 That's impossible. 339 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,449 I don't drink. 340 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,649 Rich! Rich! 341 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,123 Mr. Amazing! 342 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,557 All right, fellas. 343 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,694 We're running late. 344 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:09,972 I mean, your dad is out there 345 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,294 telling a bunch of corny jokes. 346 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,024 Now, who's next on the schedule? 347 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,729 How... 348 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,804 dry... 349 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,999 I am... 350 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,110 He sings, too? 351 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,112 A kangaroo goes into a bar and asks for a scotch and soda. 352 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,443 And the bartender says, "That'll be $7.50." 353 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,211 And the bartender says, 354 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,514 "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here." 355 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,590 - Howard! - And he... 356 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,659 Marion, I'm right in the middle of a joke. 357 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,103 Oh, everybody knows that joke, Howard. 358 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,127 Oh? 359 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,275 And then the kangaroo says, 360 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,456 "Well, at these prices, it's no wonder." 361 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,126 What do you want, Marion? 362 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,261 Huh? 363 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,642 Uh, uh, look, folks, 364 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,216 why don't you just take a few minutes 365 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,678 and finish your tapioca pudding, and I'll be right back. 366 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,682 What's happening here? 367 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,786 Well, uh, the, uh, Amazing Randi, 368 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,046 uh, thirsty, and nervous, 369 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:11,055 and so Potsie, not water, vodka. 370 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,625 Blotto. 371 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,524 You gave him a glass of vodka? 372 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,925 Yeah. 373 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,531 Dad, you can't do it! 374 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,997 - Why not? - There's no time. 375 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,897 Right. There's no time. 376 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,298 If he can't perform, 377 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,381 they're going to start screaming for their money back. 378 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,085 All right, Dad, now listen, we can't panic. 379 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,074 It's true, we're in quite a bit of trouble. 380 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,303 But we just got to, just got to try to sober him up. 381 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,469 Okay, so could you stall? 382 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,343 And how do you propose I stall, huh? 383 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,692 Two giraffes meet on the street... 384 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,093 ? Venus, goddess of love that you are... ? 385 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,313 That's not a stall, that's a dead stop. 386 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,853 You could tell your war stories. 387 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,012 They take forever, Dad. 388 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,091 Yeah, I could do that. 389 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,954 - Mr. C... - Oh, no, Howard. 390 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,474 Well, all right, all right. 391 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,073 Let's try and get him up and walk him around. 392 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,241 Mom, would you get some coffee, please? 393 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,200 All right, certainly. Uh, cream and sugar? 394 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,358 Black, Mom, black. 395 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,525 Let's go. 396 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,160 Okay. How you doing? 397 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,001 I just came in to wish Randi, uh... 398 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,472 Oh, it's amazing. 399 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,968 I'm all dressed up and nowhere to disappear. 400 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,273 Well, you're young, dear. 401 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,857 You'll get used to the disappointment. 402 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,349 All right, don't fret, everybody. 403 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,645 All you got to do is find another magician. 404 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,845 Fonz, where are we gonna find another magician? 405 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,046 Oh. 406 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,487 Well, here ya got a red scarf, 407 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,819 see, like, like that? 408 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,224 - Oh. - Oh. 409 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,854 That's wonderful. 410 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,021 Wonderful. 411 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,690 Isn't that wonderful? 412 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,074 You thought that was wonderful? 413 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,103 - Hey. - Oh! 414 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,229 For you. 415 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,306 We want the milk can! We want the milk can! 416 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,439 We want the milk can! 417 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,812 Please. 418 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,079 Please, folks, let me have your attention. 419 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,314 Here is what you have been waiting for. 420 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,186 A man whose actions speak louder than words, 421 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,988 the Fantastic Fonzie. 422 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,970 All right, you lucky devils. 423 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,594 I need my able assistant, 424 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,298 my most beautiful shortcake. 425 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,681 The bowl, madam. 426 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,377 All right, now, I'll tell you something. 427 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,921 She loves me. 428 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,547 She loves me not. 429 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,683 Ladies and gentlemen, 430 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,819 she loves me. 431 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,056 And because I love her, 432 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,965 I need her to have a whole bouquet herself. 433 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,102 You know... 434 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,764 Where are they? 435 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:39,964 There they are! 436 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,941 Coming up is a doozy. 437 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,073 It's gonna put a snap in your trunks. 438 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,517 The disappearing box. 439 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,953 May I have my assistants, please? 440 00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,526 I'm gonna get in this box here. 441 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,358 You'll notice that everything's the same right here. 442 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,863 I'm going to disappear. 443 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,057 Whoa. 444 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,759 Spin me! 445 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,101 All right, here we go. 446 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,806 Two ostriches meet on the street... 447 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,933 No humor, Ralph, this is magic. 448 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,886 You brought me back a little soon. 449 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,325 All right, this next trick, 450 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,294 this next trick is fabulous. 451 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,796 It's called the floating woman. 452 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,126 I need a volunteer. 453 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,564 Pick me, pick me! 454 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,431 I think I got a live wire. 455 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,902 A loud round of applause for Mrs. C. 456 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,530 Don't overdo it, Marion! 457 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,444 All right, now, Mrs. C., listen up. 458 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,742 When I snap my fingers, 459 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,944 you're gonna go into a deep sleep. 460 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,486 I'm ready when you are, Arthur. 461 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,301 All right, my assistants please. 462 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,948 Not now, Mrs. C. 463 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,763 All right, I want you to concentrate. 464 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,390 Watch my fingers. 465 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,730 Watch them, watch them, 466 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,429 and you're out like a light. 467 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,742 All right, gentlemen. 468 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,150 Gentlemen, the chairs. 469 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,332 Gentlemen, the board. 470 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,643 My Hula-Hoop. 471 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,007 Shortcake. 472 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,138 Thank you. 473 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,926 We want danger! 474 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,466 Give us the milk can escape. 475 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,094 Please, please, can't you see I'm in a trance here? 476 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,442 Hasn't he sobered up yet? 477 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,841 I did every trick I know in the book and I also did... 478 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,641 I promised them the milk can escape. 479 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,825 He's not sober yet, Fonz, and we have tried everything. 480 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,976 They're just not gonna leave 481 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,642 until they see the milk can escape. 482 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,996 Well, I'm afraid we're just gonna 483 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,230 have to give them their money back. 484 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,654 Oh, Mr. C... 485 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,621 Hi, show's going great. 486 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,159 Oh, yes it is, but, uh, 487 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,229 well, I'm afraid the Amazing Randi 488 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,626 isn't feeling so well. 489 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,162 And no one else can do the milk can escape, 490 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,963 you see, because it's very dangerous. 491 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,196 What about Fonzie? 492 00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,669 He can do anything. 493 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,706 Yeah, that's-that's true, that's very true, 494 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,366 but in this particular case, 495 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,138 uh, you know, people drown. 496 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,179 Please, Fonz, you've got to do it. 497 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,994 No, uh, kids, I don't think you understand. 498 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,793 There are only three people in the whole world 499 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,718 that can do this, uh, escape trick, you know? 500 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,151 One of them is dead, 501 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,518 one of them is in the hospital and one of them is, uh... 502 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,359 Smashed out of his gourd. 503 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,292 Correctamundo. 504 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,330 The orphanage needs the money. 505 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,488 Please, Fonz? 506 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,464 You can do it. 507 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,194 Fonzie, you can't do it. 508 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,328 Arthur, this is too dangerous. 509 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,873 The milk can escape can only be done by a trained magician. 510 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,476 Or you, Fonz. 511 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,976 You can do it, Fonz. 512 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,103 - Please? - Would you? 513 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,548 All right, look, 514 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,585 just prepare the milk can, you know. 515 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,914 Yay! 516 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,023 Hey, hey, look, Mr. C. 517 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,317 I mean, you only live once. 518 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,518 I mean, it's just a trick, ain't it? 519 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,128 Mm-hmm. 520 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,821 But do you know how to do it? 521 00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,693 I was hoping you could tell me. 522 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,025 He can't. 523 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,637 No. 524 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,602 We want the milk can! 525 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,640 We want the milk can! 526 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,108 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 527 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,543 You are about to witness 528 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,444 one of the most unusual, 529 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,175 the most breathtaking 530 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,946 and dangerous deeds ever attempted. 531 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,716 The famous milk can escape. 532 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,327 Well, it's about time. 533 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,492 There gentlemen are preparing the milk can. 534 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,229 Boy, I'd hate to be the cow that had to fill this. 535 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,601 Put him in it! 536 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,710 Hurry up, Pots, they're getting hostile. 537 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,005 Okay, that does it! 538 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,038 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 539 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,345 the man who will be performing this extraordinary feat 540 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,454 of daring do, the one, 541 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,920 the only, king of escape, 542 00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,891 the Fantastic Fonzie! 543 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,904 Fonzie, it's not too late to change your mind, you know. 544 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,805 Hey, I know what I'm doing, Mr. C. 545 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,206 I know. 546 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:22,110 And I want to tell you all that this can is solid steel. 547 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:26,015 It is the exact can that Houdini used 548 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,747 that I'm gonna use. 549 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,726 Whoa. 550 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,858 Uh-oh. 551 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,871 Get the locks! 552 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,241 - Get it down. - Are they down? 553 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,871 I got this one. 554 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,215 And this one's a little stuck. 555 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,775 All right, locked back here. 556 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,329 - Okay. - Okay, bring in the curtain. 557 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,185 - Curtain down. - Bring curtain down. 558 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,086 15 seconds! 559 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,022 Incidentally, ladies and gentlemen, 560 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,287 the locks used here were supplied and certified 561 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,897 to be authentic by Cunningham Hardware. 562 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,556 25 seconds! 563 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,259 Ladies and gentlemen, you are privileged 564 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,599 to be the only audience in the history 565 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:18,965 of the state of Wisconsin 566 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,370 to see Houdini's magic milk can escape. 567 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,636 This is something you're going to be able to tell 568 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,575 - your grandchildren. - 35 seconds. 569 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:27,907 What's happening? 570 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,407 Fonzie's doing the milk can escape. 571 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,725 He's been in there over 40 seconds! 572 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:31,749 Oh, Howard. 573 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,097 40 seconds! Get him out of there. 574 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,018 He'll drown! 575 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,247 Who's got the keys? 576 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:37,583 Ralph's got them. 577 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,927 I've got the ax. 578 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,053 Hey, gang, George Fenneman said 579 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,628 he's gonna review our show tonight. 580 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:17,855 Just a few minutes. 581 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:18,862 Hey. 582 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,091 I got great news. 583 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,843 It looks like we're gonna clear over $12,000. 584 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,130 All right. 585 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,135 What a fabamundo night. 586 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,671 I'll bet I could get a lot of hunks 587 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,467 with that milk can escape trick. 588 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,768 I think I'll try it. 589 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,810 Hunks? Hunks? 590 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,037 What are you, crazy? 591 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:34,818 Hey, let me tell you something, shortcake. 592 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,145 I've been in that can, you know? 593 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,751 I mean, you could die in there or worse! 594 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,813 Oh, Amazing, how are you feeling? 595 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,049 My first hangover. 596 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,249 Thanks to Potsie. 597 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:47,392 You're welcome. 598 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,552 Oh, that music is driving me nuts. 599 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:50,993 You mind if I get rid of it? 600 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,564 No, wait a minute. 601 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,058 I brought it down so we could hear George Fenneman's review. 602 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,466 - Oh, Al. - Come on. 603 00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,004 He told me he was gonna mention my name on the radio. 604 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,179 Look, if Rosa Colletti is listening, she'll hear me. 605 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,641 What should I do with this thing now? 606 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,643 Oh, well. 607 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,771 Oh! 608 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,485 That's really amazing. 609 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,901 Sure. Sure, it's not your radio. 610 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:19,184 Oh, Al, I'm sorry. 611 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,017 - Fonzie. - Yeah. 612 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,185 Thanks a lot. 613 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,329 You really saved the day. 614 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,990 Are you kidding? Whoa. 615 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,673 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 616 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,370 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 617 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,947 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 618 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,483 ? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ? 619 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,143 ? These days are ours ? 620 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,847 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 621 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,482 ? These days are ours ? 622 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,821 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 623 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,590 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 624 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,566 ? 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