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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,502 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,869 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,704 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,244 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,848 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:16,814 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:20,512 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,247 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,756 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,793 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,021 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:31,597 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,463 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Check out more than 100 online Thai lessons on BananaThai, osdb.link/bananathai 15 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,907 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,642 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,945 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,714 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,347 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,824 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,361 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,931 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,330 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ? 24 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,993 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,867 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,031 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 27 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:20,145 Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience. 28 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,648 ? Every day, it's a-gettin' closer ? 29 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,152 ? Going faster than a roller coaster ? 30 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:32,351 ? Love like yours will surely come my way... ? 31 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,531 Hey, Malph, where's Rich? 32 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,064 The sax solo's coming up. 33 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:40,326 Fake it. Fake it. 34 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,765 I'm playing the piano. 35 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:42,767 I... Stop. 36 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:43,768 Stop the song, okay? 37 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,497 I-I can't fake a sax solo. 38 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,666 Guys, guys, what's going on here? 39 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,835 - No sax. - No sax? 40 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:53,038 You've got to have a sax. 41 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,739 All right, come on, guys, hit it! 42 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,281 One, two... 43 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,989 Jump in any place. 44 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,458 I'm real sorry, guys. 45 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:13,599 Sorry I'm late. 46 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,861 What is this? 47 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,868 It's your fault he's up there 48 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,063 because you're late, Rich. 49 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,571 All right, all right. 50 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,231 Al, Al, Al, Al! 51 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,344 You can stop now; Richie's here. 52 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,474 Yeah. Top that one, baby! 53 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,358 Okay, Rich, where were you? 54 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,393 Look, I told you, I'm sorry I'm late. 55 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,859 What more do you want me to say? 56 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,191 - Well, a lot more than "Sorry I'm late." - Yeah. 57 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,775 Come on, Rich, you're half an hour late. 58 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,919 Now, what's the real reason? 59 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,162 You can tell us. 60 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,236 Was it intrigue? Passion? 61 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,599 This is ridiculous. 62 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,349 I mean, you guys are making a big deal out of nothing. 63 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,898 - Nothing? - Yeah, so I was tardy. 64 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,874 - I was tardy. - That's right. -Yeah. 65 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,454 I'm sorry. All right, dock me, you know. 66 00:02:58,478 --> 00:02:59,718 - All right. - Fine me, fire me. 67 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,579 What's the worst thing you could possibly do? 68 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,184 Isn't this a little drastic? 69 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,514 Coming into the station. 70 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,088 We have apprehended the suspect. 71 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:10,222 Ten-four. 72 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,257 Uh, suspect? 73 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,621 Su... I'm not a suspect. 74 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,137 - No, I'm not a suspect, guys. - No. 75 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,493 Yeah, that's what they all say. 76 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,140 - Come on, kid, let's go. - Wait a minute! 77 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,341 Wait a minute! That's our buddy! 78 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,233 You can't take him. 79 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,249 I need an instantaneous explanation, s'il vous pla�t. 80 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,586 You with the stripes, talk to me. 81 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,625 We're taking this man in on a dragnet. 82 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,524 You ever hear of the local penal code four, 83 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:52,030 subsection... subsection 66-A? 84 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,634 Si-Six... 66-A? 85 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,498 What is that one? I forgot that one. 86 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,400 And he wears a badge, huh? 87 00:03:58,538 --> 00:03:59,938 Yeah. 88 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,042 All right, listen up, huh? 89 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,973 It says that you've got to tell 90 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:05,807 the alleged perpetrator of his charges. 91 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:06,970 They do that? 92 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,548 No! No, sir. 93 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,617 They didn't tell me a thing. Uh-uh. 94 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,151 All right. 95 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,446 We'll do it now. 96 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,579 The charges are breaking and entry, 97 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,088 fleeing the scene of a crime, 98 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:20,752 petty theft and invasion of privacy. 99 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,438 Ah, come on, give me a break here, give me a break. 100 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,140 My good friend Richie Cunningham, editor of a paper. 101 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,842 What do you think, you got Jack the Ripper? 102 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,266 No, no. 103 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,337 What we got here is the Kissing Bandit! 104 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,110 All right, bring them in. 105 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,477 All-all the way over here. Right here. 106 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:45,279 Come on. Come on. 107 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:47,319 Come on, hurry it up. 108 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,454 All right. 109 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,515 Okay, that's good. 110 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,251 Okay, everybody face forward. 111 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,295 Forward! 112 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,489 That's him! 113 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,362 That's the man who kissed me! 114 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,298 Uh, which-which one, Mrs. Kowalski? 115 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,199 The innocent-looking one. 116 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:12,912 I'll remember those burning lips the rest of my life. 117 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,679 Burning lips?! 118 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,309 Lady, these lips do not burn! 119 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,921 I mean, ask anybody! 120 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,717 I think she better take another look, sir. 121 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,097 All right, everybody out. 122 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,649 Everybody out. 123 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,728 Dad? 124 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,091 Hi. 125 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,290 You'll never guess where I am. 126 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,432 No. 127 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,198 No. 128 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,531 Yes. 129 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,867 He guessed it. 130 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,498 Okay. All right, so you got an alibi for tonight. 131 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,271 How about, uh... how about the night of the 18th? 132 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,505 Oh, do I... That's easy. 133 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:48,080 Uh, that was a Saturday night. 134 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,241 Uh, so I had a date with Lori Beth. 135 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,407 Oh, that's right. 136 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,551 That's good, very good. 137 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,881 Uh, where'd you go? 138 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,147 Inspiration Point. 139 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,314 Ooh, the, uh... the kissing place, huh? 140 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,322 Well, yeah. 141 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,154 I mean, uh, Sweet Knees and I, we... 142 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,556 Sweet Knees? 143 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,890 Uh, it's a nickname. 144 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,029 She calls me Sizzle Lips. 145 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,029 Sizzle Lips? 146 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,861 I think I need a lawyer. 147 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,992 ?? 148 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,967 I'm innocent! 149 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,480 ? Nobody knows ? 150 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,814 ? The trouble I've seen... ? 151 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,052 I just can't stand it. 152 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,680 Poor Richard in jail. 153 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,453 Chain gangs, breaking rocks. 154 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,619 Marion, this whole thing is a mistake. 155 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:38,231 Now, they're gonna let him out just as soon as I finish 156 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,096 filling out this form and we get the bail posted. 157 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,260 And then we'll figure out this whole mess. 158 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,339 I can't believe Richie is the Kissing Bandit. 159 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:49,568 He doesn't even kiss on the first date! 160 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,611 I'm gonna turn this form in to the sergeant. 161 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,080 Here you are. 162 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,048 Yes, sir. 163 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,619 I'll tell you, Cunningham, that's some kid you got there. 164 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,746 Now, look, my son is innocent. 165 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,518 That's what they all say. That's good. That's very good. 166 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,928 Good evening. 167 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,828 Good evening, madam. 168 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,231 Are you waiting for a convict, too? 169 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,398 No, no. 170 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:21,667 I'm, uh... I'm waiting to be transferred. 171 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,640 I'm a confidence man. 172 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:27,475 Well, having confidence in yourself is very important. 173 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,487 You know, madam, you have a very honest face. 174 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,919 Tell me, have you ever given thought 175 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,422 to where you and your husband 176 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,287 would like to spend your retirement years? 177 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,396 - Uh, Mom... - Please, dear, we're talking retirement. 178 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:45,328 Well, my husband has always wanted to retire in Florida. 179 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,024 I knew it. I had a feeling. 180 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,658 It just so happens that 181 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,863 I am the owner of 60 lush acres in Florida. 182 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,837 But I've always been taken with the west. 183 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,570 Exactly! 60 pine-studded acres in Colorado. 184 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,236 Oh, what luck! 185 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,707 Are they gonna let Richie out, Dad? 186 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,547 Sergeant says we have to wait our turn. 187 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,383 Oh, Howard, I'm so worried. 188 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,785 Maybe when this is all over, 189 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,189 we should move away and get a fresh start. 190 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,818 Move to where, Marion? 191 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:19,399 Well, there's a lovely spot in Colorado. 192 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,091 Oh, Howard, I guess it's too late. 193 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,794 I think that policeman's buying it. 194 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,364 Hi, Howard. 195 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,169 Is there anything I could do? 196 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,309 No, thanks, Al. 197 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,777 We just have to wait our turn. 198 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,140 Thanks for coming down, Al. 199 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,406 Richard will appreciate it. 200 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,058 You know, maybe we should've lied for Rich. 201 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,381 Yeah, we could've told them he was kidnapped by Bigfoot. 202 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,283 Everything will be fine if we do the right thing. 203 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,498 That's right. Marion's right. 204 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,751 You got to be optimistic. 205 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,758 You see, all of us Delvecchios are all optimistic. 206 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,226 I once had an uncle that fell off of the top 207 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,092 of a 14-story building. 208 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,393 And when he was going past the tenth story, 209 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,867 he was heard to say, "Well, so far, so good." 210 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,268 Sit down, Al. 211 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,500 It was just a joke. He didn't fall. 212 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,841 I was trying to cheer them up. 213 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,920 - Good. Good job, Al. - It was terrific, Al, really. 214 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,879 - Yeah. - Hi. 215 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:14,249 Sit down, Vernon! 216 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,387 All right. 217 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,651 Mr. C., what's the matter? 218 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,122 What, uh... Did you pay the bail? 219 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,693 No. I could barely fill out the forms. 220 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,819 Herman, pay that bail. 221 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,058 All right. 222 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,325 Cunningham's out. 223 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,559 That's all right. 224 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,999 I'll bring him right to you, Mrs. C., huh? 225 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,002 Cunningham, get out here! 226 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,766 I'm locked inside, Fonz. 227 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,398 Not for long. 228 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,018 Fonz, that's great. 229 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,273 Oh, this one's still locked. 230 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,583 What? 231 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,554 Must be on a different circuit. 232 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,294 Oh, Richard, it's so good to see you! 233 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,401 Dad, thanks for coming and getting me. 234 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,560 Were you scared? Did you cry in there? 235 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:04,966 Cry? 236 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,266 Well, sure I was scared, 237 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,398 but you can't let the other prisoners see you cry. 238 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,804 Way to go, Rich. 239 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,673 So I hid my face in the pillow. 240 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,939 Way to go, Rich. 241 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,640 Oh, Arthur, thank you. 242 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,775 We appreciate it so much. 243 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,416 Well, come on, everybody. 244 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,024 Let's get out of here and go home. 245 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,788 I got to get my personal possessions. 246 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,261 Sign right there. 247 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,626 Don't forget, Cunningham, 248 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,325 you get arraigned first thing in the morning. 249 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,733 Arraigned. How could I forget? 250 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,531 Howard, did you hear that? 251 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:42,674 Arraigned. 252 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,472 Next thing, it'll be the big house. 253 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,842 Marion, everything is gonna be all right. 254 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,107 Now stop worrying. 255 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,692 We'll get a lawyer; it'll be just fine. 256 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,184 Oh, I hope so. I hope so. 257 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,785 Well, good-bye, everybody. 258 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,359 If you're ever in the neighborhood... 259 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,412 Marion! 260 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,964 Yeah, yeah, sure, you like me now! 261 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,128 You think I'm the Kissing Bandit. 262 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,002 Where were you when I needed you? 263 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,132 Richard, will you calm down. 264 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,405 It's just a jungle out there. 265 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,677 Well, how did it go with-with the lawyer? 266 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,649 How'd it go? How'd it go? 267 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,278 Well, I'm telling you one thing, I am not gonna cop a plea. 268 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,933 Well, I should certainly hope not, Richard. 269 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,858 You're in enough trouble already. 270 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,587 Marion. 271 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,492 Exactly what does that mean, dear? 272 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,099 Well, it means that Richard has the option 273 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,260 to plead guilty to a lesser charge. 274 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,304 He'll probably get a suspended sentence. 275 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,805 Probably a year's probation. 276 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,671 And if he doesn't plead guilty? 277 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:53,143 Then it goes to trial, and he's either acquitted or... 278 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,544 "Or"? Dad, I don't want to hear about "or." 279 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,548 Richard, you heard what the lawyer said. 280 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,152 They have an eyewitness. 281 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,685 Now, that's pretty strong evidence. 282 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,820 I'm innocent. 283 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,235 Doesn't that count for something? 284 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,985 Well, of course, it does. 285 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,855 But sometimes innocent people do get arrested. 286 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,520 Yes, remember when Mother Kelp was stopped at the border. 287 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,825 Oh, let's not go into that one, Marion. 288 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,299 Now, look, Richard, 289 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,926 we'll get another lawyer. 290 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,630 I don't intend to sit by and see you get railroaded into jail. 291 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,606 Hello. 292 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,767 Oh. 293 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,970 Richie, it's for you. 294 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,479 It's, uh, WOW radio. 295 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,312 They want to talk to the Kissing Bandit. 296 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,147 Oh, they do, huh? 297 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,551 I'll take this call. 298 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:36,688 Hello. 299 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,861 How's that, bucko?! 300 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,999 That's telling them, Richie. 301 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,133 It's a jungle out there. 302 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,143 I mean, I knew you were a little busy. 303 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,390 - I sent them up to my place, okay? - Ah, thanks, Fonz. 304 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,440 They're really wrecking the hedge. 305 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,781 Hey, uh, what's the word from the learned counsel? 306 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,252 Oh, the word is he's not so learned. 307 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,585 Uh, they want Richie to cop a plea. 308 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,317 Hey, wrongamundo. 309 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,018 It's not that easy, Fonzie. 310 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,153 It's a very messy situation. 311 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,459 You want to talk about mess, huh? 312 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,092 Mr. C., feast your eyes on this. 313 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,465 "Kissing Bandit suspect caught." 314 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,634 - That's me. - That's terrible. 315 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,302 Yeah, you're not kidding it's terrible. 316 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,937 They used my yearbook picture. 317 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,640 Oh, and listen to this. 318 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,413 "The manhunt was concluded with the capture of..." 319 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,215 They're not even looking for the real guy. 320 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,722 Oh, brother. Oh, what am I gonna do now? 321 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:48,191 Well, how about jumping bail? 322 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,856 Now, look, Richie, it's always darkest before the storm. 323 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:52,998 That's "dawn," Fonz. 324 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,295 It's always dark, ain't it? 325 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,398 It's no reason to throw in the towel. 326 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,630 Fonzie's right. 327 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,501 Now, look, I'm gonna make some phone calls 328 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,336 to see if I can get another lawyer, 329 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,967 one who's more positive. 330 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,171 Well, we still have to eat. 331 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,612 Come on, Joanie. Let's fix dinner. 332 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,081 Oh. 333 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,345 Just bread and water for me. 334 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,482 The only way to end this, you know, 335 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,855 is to, uh, catch the bandit. 336 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,689 How are we gonna catch the bandit? 337 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,491 The police can't even catch him. 338 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,758 We lay a plan, Richie. 339 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,265 Set a trap. 340 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,425 - A trap? - Yeah. 341 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,798 What kind of bait would we use 342 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,735 to, uh, catch a kissing bandit anyway? 343 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,273 Succulent lips. 344 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,707 And I know just the pair. 345 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,803 Here's what we're gonna do. 346 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,642 Shortcake, here are the tickets. 347 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,784 Right? 348 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,910 Have a great time tonight at the movies. 349 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,580 Well, Arthur, it is just so thoughtful of you 350 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,157 to treat us to a night out. 351 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,123 It is my absolute pleasure. 352 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,785 Y-You deserve to relax. 353 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,625 Yeah, well I just don't feel right about going out tonight. 354 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,927 Oh, Mr. C., it's gonna take your mind off everything. 355 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,433 You're gonna have a great time. 356 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,299 Oh, the show is 101 Dalmatians. 357 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,497 I-I saw it. 358 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,540 Let me tell you, it's for the whole family. 359 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,734 Oh, why don't we sit in the balcony. 360 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,539 You know, that's where all the hunks sit. 361 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:13,839 Great idea. 362 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,439 Howard, remember how we used to sit in the balcony? 363 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,246 Not at a Disney movie, Marion. 364 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,386 Oh, Dad. 365 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,456 Sit anywhere you want. Have a great time. 366 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,887 Have a wonderful time. 367 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,584 I feel like Eddie Haskell. 368 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,923 All right, look, get down here! 369 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,792 This isn't gonna work, Fonz! 370 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,955 Get down here. 371 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,534 It's trap setting time. 372 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,551 My place, 10:00. 373 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,623 Be there. 374 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,816 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 375 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,623 All right. How do my oranges look? 376 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,163 A little higher. 377 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,475 How do my oranges look? 378 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,967 No, I meant your... Forget it. 379 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,380 Would you just zip me up, please? 380 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,300 Yeah, yeah, I'll zip you up. 381 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,597 All right, breathe in. 382 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,228 - You breathing in? - Yep. 383 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,671 Now, what, what makes you think that this Kissing Bandit 384 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,640 is gonna show up at this house, anyway? 385 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,609 All right, you can let your breath out now. 386 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,940 I know his M.O. 387 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,412 That's police talk. 388 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,517 He follows a certain procedure, you understand? 389 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,674 Yeah. 390 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,845 Number one: comes through an open window. 391 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,354 Give me your lipstick, Red. 392 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,049 - Lipstick? - Give me your lipstick. 393 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,502 - Oh, Fonz, I already put the... - Now. 394 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,926 Oh, Fonz. 395 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,757 Come on. 396 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,728 All right. 397 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,164 Pucker! 398 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,825 Number two: 399 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,633 the last time he was on the prowl was four blocks from here. 400 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:47,899 You understand? 401 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,906 That means he's moving in. 402 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:54,070 Well, he better show up, 'cause I'm not doing this anymore. 403 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,511 Let me tell you something. 404 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,844 You're gonna do this for as long as it takes 405 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,418 to catch this guy, you understand? 406 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,552 - Yeah. - All right. 407 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,451 Now, let me see my work. 408 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,215 Come over here. 409 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,484 Let me see my work. 410 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,560 Rich, from the bottom of my heart, 411 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,026 you are as cute as a button. 412 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,562 What do you want me to do? 413 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,742 All right, look, look. I need you to be very sexy, all right? 414 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,210 - All right. - Talk to me, sexy, talk to me. 415 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,794 All right. 416 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:21,965 Why don't you come up and see me sometime? 417 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,675 How was that, huh? 418 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,971 Don't talk. 419 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,323 But think sultry now, think sultry. 420 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,347 Yeah? All right. 421 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,492 - Roll our shoulders. - Yeah. 422 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,996 We're gonna roll our shoulders, right? 423 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,751 Looks like you're rowing a boat. 424 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,790 I don't know. 425 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:39,790 All right, all right, all right. 426 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,069 Now, do-do me a favor, all right? 427 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,391 Now, um, uh, an example. 428 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,528 Marilyn Monroe, right? 429 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,427 You seen her a lot in the movies, right? 430 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,565 Purse your lips. 431 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,066 Here we go, gonna purse your lips. 432 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,362 Pout a little bit. 433 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,472 I can live with it. I can live with it. 434 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,474 All right. 435 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,078 Stand sexy like a girl. 436 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,211 Stand like a girl. 437 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,578 Nice. Nice lines. 438 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,708 Rich, sit down. 439 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:16,427 Would you sit with some... some kind of sex appeal here? 440 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,962 Oh, all right. 441 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,725 All right? 442 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,864 We're in trouble. 443 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,633 - I hope this guy is nearsighted. - Yeah, me, too. 444 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,771 That whistling? 445 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,470 Wait, I bet you that's him! 446 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,605 All right. 447 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,680 Rich? 448 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,947 Hey, Howie. Anyone home? 449 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,249 Hey. 450 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,318 All right, talk to me. 451 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,536 What are you guys doing here? 452 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,653 Oh, sorry, Fonz. 453 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,887 Sorry, ma'am. 454 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,163 Potsie! 455 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,267 That's no ma'am! 456 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,599 That's Richie! 457 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,369 Hey, Rich, Rich... nice figure. 458 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,444 All right, now listen up, listen up! 459 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,982 I ask you once again, why are you guys here? 460 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,779 We want to help. 461 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,012 Yeah, we always help ladies in distress. 462 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,019 Hey, get off! 463 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,555 Fonz, will you talk to him? 464 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,434 All right, now, listen, you can... you can help. 465 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,926 You go upstairs. 466 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,426 You guys are the lookouts. 467 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,497 You take, uh, the north and the east, the south and the west. 468 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,631 - You got it? - Yeah. 469 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,325 - Go. - All right, all right. 470 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,992 We're the best lookouts in town. 471 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,337 Come on, Potsie. 472 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,532 All right. 473 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,802 I'm going to my post, huh? 474 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:37,942 Well, wish me luck, Fonz. 475 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,546 Hey, course I wish you luck. 476 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,546 Fonzie, you know, when you think about 477 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,026 what this guy is putting me through... 478 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,451 I mean, not only going to jail, but dressing up like this. 479 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,611 I mean, I got the shoes, I got the lipstick, 480 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,589 I got everything, not to mention the oranges! 481 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,455 Richard... 482 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,290 do you know how beautiful you are when you're angry? 483 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,635 Later! 484 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,499 ?? 485 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,622 Don't be startled, precious. 486 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,142 Oh, my goodness gracious! 487 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,361 Let's just savor the moment. 488 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:36,730 Oh, heavens to Betsy! 489 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,428 Are you the, uh... 490 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,234 Yes, I'm the man of your dreams. 491 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,932 Then you're not the, uh... 492 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,868 the Kissing Bandit? 493 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,810 Just think of me as a person 494 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,747 spreading my affections to lovelies like yourself. 495 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,785 You didn't happen to visit a woman I know 496 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,388 by the name of Mrs. Kowalski the other night, did you? 497 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,081 Oh, forget about her. 498 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,159 Let's talk about you. 499 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,659 And maybe later, we'll have another kiss. 500 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,924 - Another kiss? - On the lips. 501 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,466 On the lips? 502 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,763 Oh, no, no. 503 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,895 No, I'm just not that kind of girl. 504 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,038 Trust me. 505 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,097 Oh, forget it, Rich. 506 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,834 He's never gonna show. 507 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,071 Oh, sorry, Rich. We didn't know you had company. 508 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,813 Grab him! Grab him! 509 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,813 It's the Kissing Bandit! 510 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,712 Come on! Let's go! 511 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,022 I got him! I got him! I got him! 512 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,863 Howard, why would Ralph and Potsie and that lady 513 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,866 be chasing that man around our house? 514 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,495 That was no lady, Marion, that was our son! 515 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,699 Why was he wearing that terrible dress? 516 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,776 That was yours, Mom. 517 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,708 I'll never wear that again. 518 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,507 Quick! Now he's in Joanie's room! 519 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,876 No, he's in my room! 520 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,278 You don't live here! 521 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,281 Help! Help! 522 00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,282 He's after me now! 523 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,977 It's the Kissing Bandit! 524 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,884 Just try it, mister. 525 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,457 Okay, let's see how tough you are now. 526 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,320 Watch it. He pulled a vase on us. 527 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,433 All right. 528 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,298 Anybody comes near me, they're really gonna get clobbered. 529 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,531 Back! 530 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,140 You, too, pops. 531 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,242 "Pops"? 532 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,277 I spend my nights trying to make lonely women happy, 533 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,540 and this is the thanks I get. 534 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,650 Then you are for sure the Kissing Bandit? 535 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,183 Hey, you bet I am. 536 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,844 Do you realize that an innocent boy might go to jail? 537 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,080 Better him than me. 538 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,987 All right, back! 539 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,854 So you thought you could get me, huh? 540 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:41,993 Well, nobody can. 541 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,187 Not you, not the police, nobody. 542 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,656 I wouldn't go that far. 543 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,665 Get over there. 544 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,168 All right, Fonz! 545 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,703 Sit down. Sit down. 546 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,238 Take your hat off inside, huh? 547 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,275 You know, you give lips a bad name, Jack. 548 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,638 - Fonz, you got him. - Aaayyh. 549 00:22:58,777 --> 00:22:59,801 We got him! 550 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,779 The trap worked, and on the very first try, too. 551 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,349 You don't even look like me. 552 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,384 I don't have to go to prison now. 553 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,253 No, no making license plates. 554 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,686 No exercise yard. 555 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,553 No mean wardens. 556 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,592 Gosh, it's good to be on the outside again. 557 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,458 Officer, arrest that animal! 558 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:18,620 No, this animal. 559 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,357 Thank you, Marion. 560 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,468 He admitted he was the Kissing Bandit. 561 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,433 I'll testify to that. 562 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,937 Okay, on your feet. 563 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,065 Fonzarelli, uh, thanks for the tip. 564 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,111 I enjoy being a good citizen. 565 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,111 Cunningham, uh... 566 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,247 I'm sorry. 567 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,315 You look cute. 568 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:40,944 One for the road. 569 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,086 Good night, precious. 570 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,816 Come on. 571 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,984 That's gonna cost you, fella! 572 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,618 Marion, how could you? 573 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,821 Really, Mom. 574 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,022 Hey, you were great. 575 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,156 Oh, Fonz... 576 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,674 Ah, hot chocolate. 577 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,574 That should really hit the spot. 578 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:10,240 There are no marshmallows in my hot chocolate. 579 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,181 I'm sorry, Arthur, I can't find them. 580 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:16,619 I can't drink hot chocolate without marshmallows. 581 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,690 Richard, don't get lipstick on the cup. 582 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,424 Oh. 583 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:30,093 You know, Rich, the more I think about it, the sillier it is. 584 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,897 You, the Kissing Bandit. 585 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,403 Wait a minute. 586 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,699 Are you saying I couldn't have been the Kissing Bandit? 587 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:36,774 No way. 588 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,675 You got it, brother. 589 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,406 Well, I'm no bandit, but I'll tell you one thing. 590 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:43,482 I'm a heck of a kisser. 591 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,811 These lips have seen plenty of action. 592 00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:49,410 If these lips could talk. 593 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,153 I found the marshmallows! 594 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,989 She found the marshmallows. 595 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,221 Aw... 596 00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,059 ? These happy days are yours ? 597 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,064 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 598 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:08,167 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 599 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,776 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 600 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:13,435 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 601 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:15,844 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 602 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,780 ? These days are ours ? 603 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:21,443 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 604 00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,112 ? These days are ours ? 605 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,157 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 606 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,988 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 607 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:32,997 ? 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