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Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Check out more than 100 online Thai lessons on BananaThai, osdb.link/bananathai 15 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,146 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,148 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:52,276 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,821 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,391 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,483 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,529 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,121 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,326 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ? 24 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:10,029 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,969 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,064 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 27 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,804 Happy Days is filmed in front of a live audience. 28 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,500 Ah. 29 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,967 - Here you are, Rich. - Oh. 30 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:47,303 A double, quadruple scoop Alfredo deluxe-o sundae. 31 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,500 Hey. 32 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,874 Oh, are you celebrating something? 33 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,503 Yeah. 34 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,973 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 35 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,783 No, after much hard work and diligence, 36 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:00,751 well, the kid came through again. 37 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,847 That's the telephone. I'll get it. 38 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,201 - Don't go away. - My sun... hey, Al, 39 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,665 you got my... 40 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,252 "Yello." 41 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,126 Yeah. Uh-huh. 42 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,230 He's right here. 43 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,357 Rich, it's for you. 44 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,958 Oh, great. 45 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,468 You must have done something great. 46 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,570 It's the newspaper. 47 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,798 Oh, really? 48 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,305 Hello. 49 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,036 Oh, yeah, it's the professor of the UWM Daily Post. 50 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,454 UMW Daily Post...! 51 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,478 Yes, sir. 52 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,014 Yes, sir, this is Richard Cunningham. 53 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,175 Yes, the new science editor. 54 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,774 The science editor. 55 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:35,322 What? 56 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,391 You're killing my first story? 57 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,491 Why? 58 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,890 - Al... - Ask him. 59 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,427 Why? 60 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,360 Uh-huh. 61 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,456 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 62 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,728 Uh-huh. 63 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,327 All those reasons, huh? 64 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:52,997 Yeah. Yes, sir. 65 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,541 I'll-I'll get right on another story. 66 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:58,339 Yes, sir, thank you. 67 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,077 Well, Rich, at least you're the science editor. 68 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,423 He's the science... 69 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,976 Al, look, I kind of lost my appetite, 70 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:09,955 so would you mind just kind of canceling the sundae there? 71 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:14,392 Rich, I can't cancel an Alfredo deluxe-o... 72 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,001 Ew, I don't like mint. 73 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,502 Canceled my first story. 74 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,970 How can they turn down a story with a hook like that? 75 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:29,066 "Fruit Fly, Friend or Foe?" 76 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,576 Oh, just forget it. I hate science. 77 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,672 Hey, Cunningham. 78 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,286 Just the man I want to see. 79 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,584 Let me ask you a question. 80 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,125 Can you visualize this face up on Mount Rushmore? 81 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,137 Right next to Lincoln... You know, he's my favorite. 82 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,338 - Oh, yeah? - He's my favorite. 83 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:50,660 You still writing for that paper? 84 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,097 Yeah. Matter of fact, they made me the, uh, science editor. 85 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,498 Science editor... hey, congrats. 86 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:55,500 Thanks. 87 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,503 Have I got a story for you. 88 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,503 You got a story? 89 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,868 Great! Great, I need one. 90 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,973 All right, all right. 91 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,273 Uh, who? What? Why? Where? When? How? 92 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,507 Me, in a half an hour, set a record, 93 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:12,052 Inspiration Point, on my bike, 'cause it's there to do. 94 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,350 Yeah, that... that's great. 95 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,533 Uh, Fonz, could you fill in with a little more detail? 96 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,923 Yeah, absolutely. 97 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,687 All right. Dig this. 98 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,526 I'm up on Inspiration Point with three fabulous chicks. 99 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,065 Uh, three girls on a bike? 100 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:29,796 That's right. All of a sudden, a wild urge overtakes me. 101 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,872 Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. 102 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,067 Not that kind of urge. 103 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,371 An urge to set a new record. 104 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,589 You see, I figured I've already got Miller's Road, right? 105 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,512 Yeah. 106 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,980 So, I'm gonna go down 107 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,142 the other side of Inspiration Point. 108 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,083 Fonz, the other side? 109 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,626 A little less. 110 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,630 Exactamundo! Exactamundo! 111 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,629 All right, dig it. 112 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,700 I can see the headlines now. 113 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,640 "The Fonz Goes..." You know, what you just did. 114 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,079 - Right. - Are you getting this down, Rich? 115 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,781 - Oh, I got it. - Are you getting this down? 116 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,036 All right, start to visualize 117 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,507 three fabulous chicks on a bike, right? 118 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:10,872 Three chicks on a bike? 119 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,288 On the handlebars. On the handlebars. 120 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,679 Oh, oh, right. 121 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,478 Three fabulous chicks on a bike, going down. 122 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:18,661 Right? 123 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,586 All of a sudden, a blur of rocks, you know? 124 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,156 And trees coming at me, flailing arms. 125 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:27,694 And then I hear somebody yell, "Hey, Fonz, don't do it." 126 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,126 Rich, I got to tell you, 127 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,229 the first time in my life I ever heard those words. 128 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:35,124 Yeah. 129 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,726 Fonz, the record... 130 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,931 It's fantastic and it would make a great story, 131 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,268 but I can't write it. 132 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,365 Hey, what are you, nutso? Get over here. 133 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,719 It's got a little of everything. 134 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,905 You got drama, you got fear, you got excitement, 135 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:49,244 you got a little romance there, plus a new record. 136 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,113 Yeah. Fonz, it's not science. 137 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,880 I... All right, all right. 138 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,420 Uh, where are the three girls now? 139 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,898 Well, they're still on the handlebars; 140 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,413 I couldn't pry their fingers off. 141 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,736 - I was only kidding, you know. - Yeah. 142 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,059 You should have seen the fear on their faces. 143 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,631 Fear, yeah. 144 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,222 - Wait a minute. - Hmm? 145 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,733 - That might be a story. - Right. 146 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,167 Fear! I mean, everybody has fears, right? 147 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,933 I'll pretend you didn't say that. 148 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,132 Oh... 149 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,039 Come on, Fonz, a little fear. 150 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,873 Maybe when I was four. 151 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,379 Four. Four. 152 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,557 All right, what did you have? 153 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,913 Were you afraid of the dark? 154 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,609 No, you were scared of storms. 155 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,981 You were afraid of... 156 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,145 Go ahead, Fonz. 157 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,125 I was afraid that... 158 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,285 I'd never have a girlfriend, you know? 159 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,124 It went right away. 160 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,199 Went right away like that when I met the Muldoon triplets. 161 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,393 Four years old? 162 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,833 - That's right. - Triplets. 163 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,065 And could those girls play doctor. 164 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,886 All right, Fonz, I got to get started on this article. 165 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,071 Thanks for the idea. 166 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:52,697 I'm sorry I can't use yours with the... 167 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:54,793 Hey, that's no sweat off my nose. 168 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:58,010 You'll get my next record with four chicks. 169 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,142 Oh. 170 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,153 Pike's Peak? 171 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,190 No, actually, I was thinking, uh, you know... 172 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,184 Ooh. 173 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,025 You got an exclusive, all right? 174 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,361 - All right. - Later. Whoa! 175 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,458 See you, Fonz. 176 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,437 Well, Richard, I'm so proud of you. 177 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,668 My science editor. 178 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,937 Oh, thanks. 179 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,172 Well, you know, I've worked hard, 180 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,879 and I've done some nice pieces and, uh... 181 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,813 And I heard nobody else wanted it. 182 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,078 - Well, that, too. - Mm-hmm. 183 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,983 So when do you start your first article? 184 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,318 I already had one idea shot down, but listen to this. 185 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,085 I'm thinking about doing a feature 186 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,285 about one of the darkest corners of the human psyche. 187 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,861 - Mm-hmm. - All right? 188 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,590 Fears and phobias. 189 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,063 Oh, good, Rich. 190 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:48,260 You can write about how you're afraid of flowers. 191 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,329 I'm not afraid of flowers. 192 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,999 Only of smelling them, since that bumblebee incident. 193 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:58,644 You shouldn't be talking about being scared, 194 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,270 I mean, the way you go... 195 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,939 "The bogeyman's after me!" 196 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,414 She always does that. 197 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,843 Listen, big brother, 198 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,286 just because someone uses a Yogi Bear night light 199 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,722 does not mean she's afraid of the bogeyman. 200 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,090 Well, I got to tell you, there's nothing sillier 201 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,738 than your mother's fear of strange bathrooms. 202 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:16,957 That's right. 203 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,555 You never can tell if somebody is hiding in the shower. 204 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,596 Boy, you people and your silly fears. 205 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,268 Don't "you people" us. 206 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,898 How about you and worms? 207 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,500 I'm not afraid of worms, Marion. 208 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,602 It's just that they're so squishy, that's all. 209 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,546 Uh-huh. So are jelly doughnuts, and they don't bother you. 210 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,126 What's jelly doughnuts got to do with... 211 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,361 All right, I think I got enough. 212 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,853 Oh, don't give me any of that. 213 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,255 You take a can of spray... 214 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,688 Oh, a bathroom? 215 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,459 Professor? 216 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,791 Yes, sir, this is Cunningham. 217 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,798 Well, I think I'm onto something. 218 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:01,074 Claustrophobia... Fear of enclosed places. 219 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,608 - Nope. - Yes. 220 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,545 Acrophobia... height. 221 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,978 - Nope. - Yes. 222 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:13,009 Phobophobia... fear of fear. 223 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,213 - Nope. - Yes. 224 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,055 Ralph, I've gone through the entire list. 225 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,422 You have every one. 226 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,426 Yeah. 227 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,759 I'm an all-around guy. 228 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,492 You know, I tell you, this story is filling in pretty nicely. 229 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,899 I've got, uh, who, where, how, when... 230 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,801 You know what I don't have? Why. 231 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,498 Why do people have all these fears? 232 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,869 Well, you're in luck, Rich. 233 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,054 I know this Austrian professor at the psychology lab; 234 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,442 he's got a million degrees. 235 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,865 Head of the psychology department? 236 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,913 No, a custodian. 237 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,539 Janitor. 238 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,709 Only because he doesn't have U.S. credentials yet. 239 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,098 He takes care of the lab animals. 240 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,085 Want to talk to him? 241 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,246 - Yeah, come on. - Great. 242 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:50,255 This could be just what I need. Let's go. 243 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,655 He's probably feeding the lab animals right now. 244 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,759 Lab animals? 245 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,227 Wait a minute, I can't go. 246 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,490 I'm afraid of mice. 247 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,122 Ralph, nothing's gonna happen. 248 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,495 The mice are in cages. 249 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,626 Yeah? So was King Kong at first. 250 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,203 Come on... 251 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,076 Here you are, Ingrid. 252 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,372 Here. 253 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,479 Here, here, here. 254 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:17,108 Now, Hermann, you let Ingrid eat, ja? 255 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,549 Uh, Dr. Himmel? 256 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,517 - Yes? - Uh, remember me? 257 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,780 I thought the mice were old 'cause they had white hair. 258 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,048 How could I forget? 259 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,651 Well, these here are my friends, Richie Cunningham... 260 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,961 - How do you do? - And, uh, over there is Ralph Malph. 261 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,589 And, uh, Professor... 262 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,099 Professor, we really need your help. 263 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,692 Come on in, young man. 264 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,671 Professor, do your mice pick locks? 265 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,866 Is he the one you want me to help? 266 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,705 Uh, no, Professor. 267 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,109 Uh, I'm the science editor of the school paper, 268 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,807 and-and I just wanted to ask you a question about fear. 269 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,747 Ah, the psychology of fears. 270 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:51,749 Yes. 271 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,183 My specialty. 272 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,286 Oh, all right. 273 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,912 Well, why do people have these fears? 274 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:59,186 We need some fears to keep us in balance. 275 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,990 Well, now, what if somebody has, uh, too many fears? 276 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,931 Would you call 50 too many? 277 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,833 Ja. 278 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,599 Hypnotism. 279 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,833 I've experimented with mice, 280 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:18,400 and under hypnosis, their fears vanish. 281 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,877 Let me demonstrate. 282 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,538 We will use Ingrid. 283 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,640 Oh! 284 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,017 What are they doing? 285 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,249 Well, they're moving their little feet around like that. 286 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,120 Well, kind of looks like... 287 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,454 No. 288 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,688 Yeah, it looks like they're dancing. 289 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,855 - Dancing?! - Yeah. 290 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,866 This is not the scientific term, but, uh... 291 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,230 Ja, ja. 292 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,237 They're-they're agitated, nervous, disturbed. 293 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,638 It looks like dancing. 294 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,803 This happened to me only once before in my lifetime. 295 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,972 Oh, you've been to Disneyland? 296 00:11:56,683 --> 00:12:00,552 All animals are sensitive to coming disasters. 297 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,951 Disaster? 298 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,116 Before an earthquake, cats and dogs begin to wail. 299 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:09,424 You all know the stories of rats leaving a ship before it sinks. 300 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,260 But in the case of dancing mice, 301 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:16,666 first, the air will grow still. 302 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,864 Birds will be silent. 303 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,501 And then, in the eerie quiet, 304 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,739 it will come... 305 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,680 at exactly 6:22 this evening. 306 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,478 Stop it! You're driving me crazy! 307 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,483 Stop it! 308 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,383 What? What will come? 309 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:38,049 One of the most powerful forces of nature. 310 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,955 Fonzie? 311 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,629 A destructive energy uprooting trees, 312 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,665 smash houses, wreak havoc! 313 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,133 What will come, young man, a tornado! 314 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,737 A tornado. 315 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,107 Did you hear that, Malph? 316 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,909 Hear it? It's ringing in my ears. 317 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,492 Malph, there's nothing to worry about. 318 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,956 We haven't had a tornado in Milwaukee 319 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,679 - since, uh, Truman left office. - Yeah. 320 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,914 Yeah? Tell that to the mice. 321 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,266 Professor Himmel, you can't really 322 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,986 predict anything with mice, can you? 323 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,320 Very good, young man. 324 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,487 A trained scientific mind refuses to accept one fact 325 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,191 unless additional facts can back it up. 326 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,562 Check the barometer. 327 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,465 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 328 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,333 When's the little man and woman come out? 329 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,907 - Read the numbers. - Oh. Yeah. 330 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,499 If it is below 29, we are in trouble. 331 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,873 It's 28. 332 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,972 Now we have two facts. 333 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,242 I wish you wouldn't say that. 334 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,683 Now observation. 335 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,310 Check the sky. 336 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,185 Yeah, but, Professor, the sun is shining and... 337 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,723 Oh, come here, look. 338 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,384 Look at the black clouds coming over the horizon. 339 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,517 Could be rain. 340 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,789 Three facts. 341 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,023 Shall we continue? 342 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,655 I think not. It's enough for me. 343 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,701 A tornado! Quick, grab something heavy. 344 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,810 Is this an American custom? 345 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,107 No, he's terrified. 346 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,476 He's also pretty strong. 347 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,947 Come on, Malph, let go, man. 348 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,529 We don't have time for your hysterics. 349 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,610 - We've got to warn everybody. - Forget it. 350 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,586 I'm not going out there. There's a tornado. 351 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,951 Come on, Malph, let go, man. 352 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,649 You must hurry. You must hurry. 353 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,283 Warn everyone about the tornado. 354 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,452 Your loved ones. 355 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,757 Leave me alone. I'm loveless. 356 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,593 Look, you've got to help us. 357 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,961 I will hypnotize him. 358 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,535 Oh, you can't do that. My will is much too strong. 359 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,040 Hey, that's pretty good. 360 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,735 Hey, Pots, did you... 361 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,370 Pots? 362 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,244 You got two for one. 363 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,510 Amazing. 364 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,549 Malph must be pretty simple to go under that fast. 365 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,815 Yeah, right. 366 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,356 Let's go. Come on. 367 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,323 Now, when I awaken you, 368 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,328 you will have no longer fears of tornadoes. 369 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,329 You won't have fear of anything. 370 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,599 You will be without fears. 371 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,607 You will be fearless. 372 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,700 You understand? 373 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,843 And now, when you awake at the count of three, 374 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,509 you will be feeling well and have no longer fears. 375 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,952 One. Two. Three. 376 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,723 Ralph, you all right? 377 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,954 I don't know. I feel different. 378 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,100 - You must warn everyone about the tornado. - Right. 379 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,173 Come on. We got to warn them. 380 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,241 - Let's go. - Come on, Malph. 381 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,597 I don't know what it is. 382 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,567 I feel courageous, fearless, strong. 383 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,968 Out of my way, Doc. 384 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,071 Ralph. Ralph. 385 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,302 - Right, not strong. - Yeah. 386 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,640 - Come on. - Two out of three, Rich. 387 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:53,617 22 cents for a loaf of bread. 388 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,585 What is this world coming to? 389 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,283 Howard, it's the Russians. 390 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,953 Ever since that dog in space, things haven't been the same. 391 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,324 Oh, oh, good. 392 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,920 I'm glad you're here. 393 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,465 I got all our valuables right here. 394 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,091 I opened up all the windows upstairs. 395 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,396 You got groceries. Excellent. 396 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,712 We're gonna need some canned goods. 397 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:11,863 I hope you got canned goods. 398 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,731 Okay, Dad, listen, could you pour some water? 399 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,537 I'm gonna open up all the windows down here, 400 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,109 and-and, Mom, maybe you could, uh... 401 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,330 Could you get the pillow...? 402 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,403 Richard, what is going on here? 403 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,708 Don't just stand here. 404 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,214 There's gonna be a tornado. 405 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,784 It's the Russians. 406 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,646 A tornado? What tornado? 407 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,484 Professor Himmel at the university told us 408 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,650 there's gonna be a tornado at 6:22. 409 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,421 - Oh, right, I better get the canned goods. - Right. 410 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,156 Well, who told him? 411 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,164 Uh, well, uh, observation. 412 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,291 The barometer, the... the dancing mice. 413 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,835 Dancing mice? 414 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,735 All right, cancel the mice. 415 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,967 Look, I don't have a lot of time to argue about this. 416 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,086 Now, are you two gonna get down in the cellar, or... 417 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,339 do I have to get physical? 418 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,674 Marion... 419 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,407 will you call Dr. Strock? 420 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,108 I don't think he's well. 421 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,309 I'm doing fine, 422 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,017 but I'm telling you, a tornado is coming. 423 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,348 That's right. 424 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,913 And it's a lovely day for a big wind. 425 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,253 You got a kite, Howie? 426 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,921 Howard, I don't think Ralph is feeling well. 427 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,725 Oh, don't worry, Mrs. C. 428 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,800 It's just Ralph's hypnotized like the mice. 429 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,425 More mice. 430 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,504 Look, did you warn your family? 431 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,869 My family's in the cellar, the sniveling cowards. 432 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,271 I tried. 433 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,867 But my father just told me to stand outside as a lookout. 434 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,423 Look, I'm going down to Arnold's, 435 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,791 we're gonna warn everybody down there, 436 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,807 and I'm also gonna get Joanie and bring her back. 437 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,548 Oh, Mom, Dad, what can I say at a time like this? 438 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,853 Say good-bye, Richard. 439 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,586 Oh, right, bye. 440 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,389 Good-bye, Mom. 441 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,430 You're good people. 442 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,623 Come on. 443 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,866 Oh, Howard, do you think 444 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,871 there really is going to be a tornado? 445 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,270 Of course not. 446 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,084 And that's today's weather. 447 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,804 And now for tomorrow's weather. 448 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,674 Fair and sunny through the end of the week... 449 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,111 Well, that's a relief. 450 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,058 Wait. I've just been handed a bulletin. 451 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,448 There's a tornado warning in effect 452 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,109 in this area until 8:00 tonight. 453 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,210 Richard! Richard! 454 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,748 Just missed him. 455 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,456 Hey, hey, run for your life. 456 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,757 A tornado's coming. 457 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,495 Run for your life. A tornado's coming. 458 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,368 Hey, wait a minute! 459 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,774 - Everybody out. - Baby, baby, baby, wait, wait! 460 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,539 Wait for me at Inspiration Point. 461 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,581 We'll watch the destruction together. 462 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,784 Just as well. 463 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,115 It's tough to kiss a screaming girl. 464 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,348 Al, Al, there's gonna be a tornado. 465 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,516 - Hey, Al. - Aah! 466 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,719 I'm hungry. Business before terror. 467 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,455 Al, just grab anything you can. 468 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,394 Quick. 469 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,523 Why are you taking a napkin holder? 470 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,625 So shoot me, I'm sentimental. 471 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,897 Al, bring me a wine list. 472 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,040 Hey, come on, you got to get out of here. 473 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,109 There's a tornado. Really, just-just go. 474 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,700 - Oh, Joanie. - What's going on here? 475 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,506 - Is there a fire? - Come on. 476 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,604 Oh, oh, much better... There's a tornado coming. 477 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:09,977 Cut the comedy, Ralph. 478 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,710 Look, take the keys, get in my car 479 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,342 and drive home as fast as you can. 480 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,696 - You're giving me your car? - Yeah. 481 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,188 Oh, there must be a tornado! 482 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,415 - Go! - Tornado! 483 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,700 - Quick! Let's warn everyone - Yeah. 484 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:19,935 - Down at the Pizza Bowl. - Right. 485 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,519 But, Rich, this time you do the talking. 486 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,594 Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's the big hurry? 487 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,689 Let me make a few calls first in my office. 488 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,426 - Ralph, that's Fonzie's office. - Ralph. 489 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,603 Not anymore. 490 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,905 Fonz. 491 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,746 Fonzie. 492 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,075 Control. 493 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,317 Just keep control, Fonz. 494 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,351 That's good, Fonz. Just stay cool. 495 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,359 I'm cool. I'm in control. I'm in control. 496 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,429 I'm gonna give you a minute to call an ambulance 497 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,122 and then his best... his next of kin. 498 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,830 On second thought, I'm gonna go in there, 499 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,025 I'm gonna stuff that kamikaze kid right down the drain. 500 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,127 No, wait, Fonz, Fonz! 501 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,430 Look, he's not himself. 502 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,596 Why would you do that? 503 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,503 The drain ain't big enough for two of you. 504 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,837 Oh, I'm sorry, Fonz, but... 505 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,377 he's been hypnotized. 506 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,912 - He's been hypnotized? - Yeah. 507 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,448 Well, I sure do hope that it makes him immune to pain. 508 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,074 Now, excuse. 509 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,050 Fonz, Fonz, Fonz, please don't kill him. 510 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,644 He's my best friend. He's my roommate. 511 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:26,089 I am in dire need of an explanation here. 512 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,436 - Rich. Tell him. Tell him. - Yeah, right. 513 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,704 Uh, Fonz, he doesn't know what he's doing 514 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,938 because a professor with four degrees hypnotized him 515 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,440 so he wouldn't be afraid of the tornado. 516 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,674 - Right. - There's a tornado coming, Fonz. 517 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,189 And he knew there was a tornado coming 518 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,563 because the mice were dancing. 519 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,603 Well, I guess you had to be there. 520 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,197 But they were dancing. 521 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,038 Oh, there you are, Fonzarelli. 522 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,202 Ralph. 523 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,678 Now, before I take over your office, 524 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,840 I want it spic and span. 525 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,418 I mean, get those stupid combs out of there. 526 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,282 Hypnotism. It's hypnotism. 527 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,979 And another thing, Artie. 528 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,585 Artie? 529 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,362 That's right. That's right. 530 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,592 You heard me, Artie. 531 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,861 Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie... 532 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,027 - Ralph! - Just shut up. 533 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,736 All right, all right, look, calm is nice. 534 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,531 And another thing, Artie... 535 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,634 You really been bugging me lately. 536 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,804 The way you ride that stupid motorcycle of yours. 537 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,547 When you gonna get some training wheels? 538 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,828 Malph! He's leaving. He's leaving. 539 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,572 - Ralph, come on. Let's go. - Wait a minute. 540 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,132 I didn't say anything about his crummy jacket yet. 541 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,057 Malph! 542 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,753 We're getting him unhypnotized, Fonz. 543 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,101 Whoa! 544 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,409 The tornado's here! 545 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,836 Don't worry, Ingrid. 546 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,939 You'll be safe in here. 547 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,540 - Professor Himmel. - Yeah? 548 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,914 You got to do something. 549 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,146 You've created a monster. 550 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,812 You heard about that? 551 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,217 Ralph. You got to get him out of this... 552 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,691 - this hypnosis. - Fast. 553 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,989 Whatever you want, nothing to it. 554 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,354 That's fast. 555 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,490 You will no longer be brave, 556 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,228 courageous and bold. 557 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,636 You will be the old, uh, uh, um, uh... 558 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,435 Ralph Malph. 559 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,806 Ralph Malph. What a name. 560 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,276 Wake up, kid. 561 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,372 Hi, there. 562 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,846 Does anyone know what time it is? 563 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,884 Yeah, yeah, it's 6:23. 564 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,044 Tornado time! 565 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,588 Rich, we're gonna be sucked up to the Land of Oz. 566 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,123 - No, Ralph... - Help! Help! 567 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,921 - Mice! - Ralph, Ralph, it's all right. 568 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,927 It's a minute past tornado time. 569 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,020 - It's 6:23. - Hey, calm down, Malph. 570 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,725 - Himmel was wrong. - Hang on. 571 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,859 The facts were wrong. 572 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,733 Yeah, right, yeah. 573 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,573 Missed by that much. 574 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,674 Hit the deck! 575 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,621 Ralph! 576 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,618 Ralph! 577 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,263 I got to get out of here! 578 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,265 Auntie Em! 579 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,835 Go get him. 580 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,137 Hey, Ralph, I'll save you. 581 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,350 I'll save you. 582 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,433 Wait a minute! Wait! 583 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,066 The wall! Look at the wall! 584 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,221 Hey. Malph... 585 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,586 Malph, you saved Richie's life. 586 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,124 Yeah, I did, didn't I? 587 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,318 Amazing. 588 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,054 Ralph. Thank you. 589 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,653 Now, you see, you... you got courage. 590 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,357 I do? Yeah, when you need it. 591 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:54,990 - Yeah, maybe I do. - You sure do! 592 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,462 - Amazing. - Huh? 593 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,539 Ingrid, what did you do with your tail? 594 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,833 This happened to me only once before in my life. 595 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,208 Let's get out of here! 596 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,249 "And therefore, fears are our friends." 597 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:20,155 Boy, that's some article, Rich. 598 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,023 It almost makes you want to be in a tornado. 599 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,028 You were, Potsie. 600 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,129 I forgot. 601 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:29,227 - Oh, that hypnosis part, that was amazing. - Yeah. 602 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:32,737 Yeah, and to think all the guy did was just this. 603 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,870 Hey, good evening, my family. 604 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:39,877 - Aw... - Fonz. 605 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,345 How are you, Mrs. C.? 606 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,313 Oh, there you are, Artie. 607 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,112 Now, about that crummy jacket of yours. 608 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,517 Say good-bye, Ralph. 609 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,782 - Oh, Fonz... - Oh! 610 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,760 ? These days are ours ? 611 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,091 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 612 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,358 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 613 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,798 ? These are such happy days. ? 614 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,701 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 615 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,242 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 616 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,006 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 617 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:17,413 ? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ? 618 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,247 ? These days are ours ? 619 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,651 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 620 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,883 ? These days are ours ? 621 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,084 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ? 622 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,252 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 623 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:34,026 ? 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