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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? The weekend comes,
my cycle hums ?
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? Ready to race to you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- I Share them with me I
- S Oh, baby I
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? Good-bye, gray sky,
hello, blue ?
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? There's nothing can hold me
when I hold you ?
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? It feels so right
it can't be wrong ?
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? Rocking and rolling
all week long ?
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(organ solo plays
over rhythmic handclaps)
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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? Saturday, what a day ?
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? Groovin' all week with you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- I Happy and free I
- S Oh, baby I
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? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
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? These happy days are yours ?
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? And mine, Happy Days! I
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Happy Days is filmed
before a studio audience.
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? Too late, ooh, ooh ?
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? Too late,
ooh, ooh ?
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? Too bad, ooh, ooh... ?
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I still don't know
why Richie had to stay up
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all night studying--
I mean, it was only a quiz.
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He wants to keep
his grade average up.
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He doesn't want to get a
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What do you mean?
For a "C,"
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I'd sell my grandmother
to the gypsies.
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I like your grandmother.
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- Yeah, Tillie's all right.
- RICHIE: Hey! Guys!
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Guys, come here!
Come on, come on!
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- What?
- Outside. I saw...
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Up in the sky!
It was fantastic!
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It's a flying saucer!
Come on, you got to see it!
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- It's great! Come on, everybody!
- POTSIE: Flying saucer?
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(Snaps fingers)
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(Snaps fingers)
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This never happened
to me before.
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(Snaps fingers)
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Yeah, Fonz?
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Oh... it's getting worse!
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Now I'm getting chubby men!
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Boy, I don't care
if he is our best friend,
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-he's cracking up!
-(laughter)
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What do you mean?
What's cracking up?
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Who's cracking up?
What's going on here?
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I think Richie's wah, wah, wah
has gone woo, woo, woo.
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(laughter)
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POTSIE:
Hey, Rich! Rich, tell Fonz.
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I dare you.
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- Yeah, yeah, tell him, nutso.
-(laughter)
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All right, hold it, stop.
That's enough.
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I don't want to hear nothing
about my buddy Richie.
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'Cause what he says,
you believe.
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You think that
this face right here lies?
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Fonz, I just saw
a flying saucer.
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Hey, what are you, nutso?
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- Did you see any
little green men? -(laughter)
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Look, look,
the man's obviously overtired.
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Too much studying.
You better get some sleep, Rich.
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I'm telling you,
I saw a flying saucer.
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Uh, Rich,
this happens all the time
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to people that
live humdrum lives.
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- Humdrum? -Yeah. When you
got nothing else going
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in your life, your brain
kind of exaggerates, you know?
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Now, wait a minute,
I'm not humdrum.
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I may be a little tired,
but I... I'm not humdrum.
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You're not humdrum, huh?
What do you do with your nights?
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All right, fine.
I-l come home,
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- I eat dinner...
- Yeah.
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- Do my homework...
- Yeah.
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Watch a little TV,
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uh, Friday nights
I play basketball,
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Saturday nights I go on a date,
Sunday nights I rest.
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OTHERS:
Humdrum!
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- Anybody home?
-(clicks on TV)
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(music, whooping,
guns firing on TV)
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"Richie, your father
made us go to the movies
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"before the prices change.
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"I left you a cold fish plate.
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Love, Mom."
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Ugh. Cold fish
and soggy French fries.
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(groans)
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Well, here I am...
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eating leftovers, watching TV.
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I don't know,
maybe I am humdrum.
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(knocking)
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Oh. Come in.
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(high-pitched voice
speaks alien language)
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Uh...
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hi, Ralph.
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Great Alvin the chipmunk
imitation.
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Now, come on in and sit down.
I'm trying to watch this show.
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(high-pitched voice
speaks alien language)
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(high-pitched):
Boop...!
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Good evening, earthling.
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You're not Ralph.
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(speaks alien language)
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Now, wait a minute,
a-are you...
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I was right! You're...
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Did you say... "earthling"?
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(speaks alien language)
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Are you an alien?
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-(high-pitched): Ah.
- All right, put 'em up!
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- Boop...!
- Yeah, right, cancel that.
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Right, now, just, uh...
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just-just take it easy,
all right?
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I mean, just-just stay...
very calm, because, uh...
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I come in peace.
No, no, you're the one.
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You-you come in peace. I...
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Look, will you just calm down?
Calm down for one second!
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Relax, earthling.
I mean you no harm.
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Oh.
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Sure. How am I supposed to know?
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(speaking alien language)
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What do you do, do you just, uh,
use that to scare people with?
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No, keeps rain off my head.
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Are you Richie Cunningham?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, th-that's me.
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- Is this your house?
- Uh-huh.
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Eh-eh, eh-eh.
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Wait a minute, who are you?
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I am Mork from Ork.
(speaks alien language)
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(speaks alien language)
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A-And those guys
said I was crazy.
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Hey, hey, I just...
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I... I got the best idea.
I want to show those guys, see?
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Will you come down
to Arnold's with me?
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-(speaks alien language)
- Oh.
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Right, right.
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Hey, if you're Mork from Ork...
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then I got
a tremendous scoop here!
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- Scoop?
- Uh, story.
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News story.
Uh, look, would you mind
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if I just ask you
a few questions?
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Fire away, bucko.
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Bucko. That's great.
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- Okay, would you just
mind having a seat? -Seat?
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- Yes.
-(speaking alien language)
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Mork, you...
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you know my nickname,
you know where I live--
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you don't even know how to sit?
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See, you just...
you put your, uh... down.
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Oh. (speaks alien language)
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-(beeping, whirring)
- Ah...
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Good.
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Okay, your name is, uh, Mork,
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and you come
from the planet Ork.
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Ever been to New York?
(chuckles)
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Just a little Earth humor.
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Oh, humor.
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(loudly):
Ah, ah!
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(laughs):
That's it.
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All right.
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What is that yellow stick?
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Oh, this is just a pencil.
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Uh, oh, it's what we use
to write with. What do you use?
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I use this. I can also use it
as a weapon to immobilize you.
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- Not now. (chuckles)
-(sighs)
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I can also point with it.
I can scratch with it.
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I can call people with it.
Hey, you, come here.
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Unique, isn't it?
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What is the purpose
of your visit to Earth?
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Purpose. Recall.
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(beeping, sputtering)
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Ah. I am here on your planet
to collect specimens
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for assembling on our planet.
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- No kidding?
-(speaks alien language)
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Anybody in particular?
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Yes.
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What, the president?!
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Oh, no, no, no,
not in Milwaukee. Uh...
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Are you gonna take Hank Aaron?
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Hank Aaron? (imitates bat
cracking, cheering) No, no.
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He is too famous.
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We would have to trade
the entire planet for him.
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- Oh. -What we need
is someone average.
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Humdrum.
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I know somebody humdrum.
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RICHIE:
No, no, I-I can't go.
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I... Well, I can't
just leave like that.
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Oh, it will
only take an instant.
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I'll bring you right back.
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Just an instant?
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(beeps)
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-I-I'll be back, just like that?
-(snaps fingers)
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Zabadee.
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- Just a zabadee?
-(speaks alien language)
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All right.
All right, what could it hurt?
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- I'm gonna go. I...
- Ah.
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All right, I-l got
to get some clothes.
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Uh, what do the men wear on Ork?
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Uh, same thing
our females do. Nothing.
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Females wear nothing?
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- Mm.
- What do they look like?
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- Ee-ee, ee-ee.
- Oh.
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Would you like to see
a picture of me and my girl?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Deebee.
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Oh, uh... which one is you?
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- Can't you tell?
- No.
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- That's why we don't bother
with clothes. -Oh.
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All right, uh... no clothes.
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So, I got to get a camera,
all right?
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And, uh, some film.
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I need more paper
and some pencils.
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See, I can't do that
with my finger the way you can.
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- Pity.
- Yeah.
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Would you mind if I just went
to my room and got that stuff?
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-(speaking alien language)
- Oh, fine. Thanks a lot.
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Oh, uh, listen,
just make yourself comfortable.
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You got the TV there.
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Oh, well, you broke that.
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No. Can repair instantly.
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(beep, music plays on TV)
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- Oh, very good!
-(speaks alien language)
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All right, and you got some food
there, too, all right?
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Food? Ah, fidba. Yay.
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(muttering)
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Needs salt.
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MAN (over TV): We return
to The Andy Griffith Show
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after these messages.
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I like that boy, Opie.
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Why does an Earth boy have
a Martian name, though?
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(indistinct voices on TV)
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- Well, I didn't like it.
- I liked it. I liked it.
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- No, I didn't like it.
- Well, it was so-so.
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It wasn't worth
the full price ticket.
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MARION:
Oh, my.
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Well, hello. Uh, you must be
a friend of Richard's.
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(grunts softly)
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Oh, I'm Howard Cunningham,
Richard's father,
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and this is Mrs. Cunningham
and our daughter Joanie.
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- JOANIE: Hi.
- I am Mork from Ork.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I... Yes, O-R-K.
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- MORK: O-R-K.
- Yes.
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Well, Richard pledged A.T.0.
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He didn't have a suit like that.
248
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,247
- MORK: Oh.
- No. They stuck feathers on him.
249
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,081
I like feathers,
but I find them fattening.
250
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,450
Oh, brother.
251
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:22,091
He's another Ralph Malph.
252
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,759
Uh, won't you make yourself
comfortable?
253
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,785
Oh, thank you.
254
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,402
Uh, well, I think
I'll just turn off the TV set.
255
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,837
(high-pitched beeping)
256
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,875
Jiminy Crickets,
there goes the TV again!
257
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,244
Oh, dear.
258
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,279
Uh, would you like something
to drink?
259
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,081
Do you have any Pingee?
260
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,183
MARION:
Pingee?
261
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,018
It is a soft drink on Ork.
262
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,386
Comes in five delicious flavors:
263
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,789
Taz, Mah, Sheezba, Baba
and Shishwannee.
264
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,159
Well, Mom, why don't you get
a case of Shishwannee?
265
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,894
No, dear, it gives you cavities.
266
00:11:58,918 --> 00:11:59,895
Cavities.
267
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,330
(loudly):
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
268
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,356
(stifled grunting)
269
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,573
I don't believe
what I'm hearing.
270
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:14,110
(loudly): Richard, will you come
down here right away, please?
271
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,045
Oh, Dad.
272
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,847
Oh, Mom, good,
I'm glad you're here.
273
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,549
Oh, a lot has happened
since the last time I saw you.
274
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,518
I mean, I... well, I don't even
know where to start.
275
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,986
I know where to start.
276
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,388
You'll start with him.
Where did you find him?
277
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,889
- Yeah, where did he come from?
-(overlapping chatter)
278
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,357
What kind of man
did you bring in...?
279
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,759
(high-pitched):
Boop...!
280
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:30,793
Why did you do that?
281
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,296
He drew first.
282
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,769
Well, are they gonna be
all right?
283
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,203
The effects wear off very soon.
284
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,471
(low humming)
285
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,540
Now we must hurry.
We do not have much time.
286
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,109
All right. Okay, I just want
to make some, uh, sandwiches
287
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,377
for the trip, okay?
288
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,914
Do you have some of that
Earth delicacy, baloney?
289
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,183
Uh, baloney? Well,
I-I'm not sure, but I'll check.
290
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,744
We need it for fuel.
291
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,090
Uh, how long are
we gonna be gone, anyway?
292
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,658
Uh, about a bleem.
293
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,926
Uh, a-a bleem.
294
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,661
Okay, well how long
would that be in Earth time?
295
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,196
- You know, a day, a week...
- Uh, Earth time.
296
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,197
(electric beeping)
297
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,962
2,000 years.
298
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,647
Stop, Earth specimen.
299
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,717
-(high-pitched): Eep!
-(pulsing)
300
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:31,420
Shazbot, I missed.
301
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,289
No one has ever
escaped from Mork.
302
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,357
Think humdrum.
303
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,492
Humdrum, humdrum, humdrum.
304
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,086
(pulsing)
305
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,065
RICHIE: Fonz, I got to talk
to you; it's life and death.
306
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,166
What's up?
307
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,835
Fonz, a guy's after me.
308
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,532
Mork from Ork.
309
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,507
I don't know him;
must be from the east side.
310
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,775
No, no, no east side.
311
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,009
I mean this is, uh,
312
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,178
north through the Milky Way
and hang a right.
313
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,381
It's a spacemen, Fonzie,
and he's after me.
314
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,282
He's...
315
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,984
A spaceman after you?
316
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,319
What does he want with you?
317
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,520
Because I'm average.
318
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,788
- I told you.
- Yeah, I know.
319
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,022
You're right.
He said I'm humdrum,
320
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,391
-and that's why he wants me.
- Yeah.
321
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,059
He wants to take me
in his spaceship.
322
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,495
Oh, make sure you get
a, uh, window seat.
323
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,662
(laughs)
324
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,398
Fonz, I'm not joking
around here.
325
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,267
Yeah, it must be serious, 'cause
why else would you tempt fate?
326
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,202
That's right, it's serious.
327
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,104
He wants to take me
away for a bleem--
328
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,239
that's 2,000 years.
329
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,941
Mr. Cunningham, you are
holding on to my jacket.
330
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,544
- Well, what should I do?
- Let go of my jacket.
331
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,080
Hey, that's much better.
332
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,382
Now, because you're a friend
of mine, I'll check him out.
333
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,651
- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah. A bleem, huh?
334
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,453
-2,000 years.
- Get out of here.
335
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,556
? John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt ?
336
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,591
? His name is my name, too ?
337
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,260
POTSIE:
? Yes, it is ?
338
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,560
- ? Whenever we go... ?
-(pulsing)
339
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:53,335
Whoa!
340
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,737
Oh, wait.
341
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,968
Fonz, hey.
342
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,614
Fonz, you see,
it's that finger of his.
343
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,949
- Hey...
- He just points it once,
344
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,384
and Wham, bam,
good-bye Cunningham.
345
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,386
You ain't whistling Dixie.
346
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,922
Hey, uh, partner,
that is some finger there
347
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,290
you're packing, huh?
348
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,092
Now, maybe we can work this out,
just you and me, you know?
349
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,461
What is there to work out?
350
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,862
It is settled.
Come along, specimen.
351
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,730
Uh, wait a minute,
let me tell you something.
352
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,065
You ain't taking my buddy here.
353
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,167
You got to get through me first.
354
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,798
Oh, splendid. A Holitacker.
I love a Holitacker.
355
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,141
What is a Holitacker?
356
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,943
In your language, specimen,
it is a challenge.
357
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,645
If your champion defeats me,
you do not have to go with me.
358
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,813
All right,
let me get this straight.
359
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,182
If I win, you don't take
the specimen here.
360
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,450
You read me, creature.
361
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,919
Creature? You want to rumble?
362
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,981
Rumble?
? Da, da, da, da, da. ?
363
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,362
That is a Holitacker.
Let us make it official.
364
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,864
(imitates a high-pitched horn)
365
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,932
(imitates roaring crowd)
366
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,134
Then we must introduce
the local celebrities.
367
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,765
(speaking high-pitched
alien language)
368
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,475
Can we get on with this, now?
369
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,811
Anytime you're ready.
370
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:12,181
I have been challenged on
200 planets. I am undefeated.
371
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,216
So am I.
372
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,518
Yeah, that's right.
373
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,120
Fonzie's never lost
a Holitacker yet.
374
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,385
Yeah, and we got
the home planet advantage.
375
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,629
Just count to three,
then, specimen.
376
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,730
All right.
377
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,764
Get him, Fonz.
378
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,633
One, two, three!
379
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,637
Eep! No contest.
Let's go, specimen.
380
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,606
Wait a minute.
Fonzie, he can't just...
381
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,308
Well...
382
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,576
Oh, Fonz, I'm sorry.
383
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,978
I guess the finger
was just too much.
384
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,004
Oh.
385
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,722
So long, buddy.
386
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,492
Let's go.
387
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,927
Hey, wait a minute, wait.
388
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,662
Look at his thumb.
389
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,797
See what he's doing
with his thumb?
390
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,199
Impossible. This has
never happened before.
391
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,363
Yeah, well, you never ran up
against the Fonz before, bucko.
392
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,702
Aaayyh.
393
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,887
So, at last, a worthy opponent.
394
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,622
(buzzes)
395
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,257
(electric crackling)
396
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,760
RICHIE:
Oh, what a great story.
397
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,561
Fonzie's thumb saving us
from that deadly alien finger.
398
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,535
- Uncle.
- Yeah.
399
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,104
Would you like to try
for the next plateau?
400
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,739
Anything you say, Jack.
401
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,609
- Can you do this'? Esp!
{puking
402
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,907
(rock and roll music starts)
403
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,974
-(thump)
-(music stops)
404
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,656
- Eep!
-(music starts)
405
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,790
-(thump)
-(music stops)
406
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:02,791
- Eep!
-(music starts)
407
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,792
-(thump)
-(music stops)
408
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,295
- Eep!
-(thumping)
409
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,890
All right, all right,
it's a draw! It's a draw!
410
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,968
The jukebox was a draw.
411
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,994
Can your champion
do this, specimen?
412
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,233
- Eep!
-(pulsing)
413
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,420
Aha.
414
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,614
(blows)
415
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,333
Good going, Fonz.
416
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,701
So you want a good one.
417
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,727
Watch this.
418
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,776
Eep!
419
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,811
Nee-nee, nee-nee,
nee-nee, nee-nee.
420
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,947
Now, try this.
421
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,349
(high-pitched tone, pulsing)
422
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,278
(screams)
423
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,563
No, wait, Fonz. No, not her.
424
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,331
All right, all right.
425
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,357
(Snaps fingers)
426
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,530
Interesting.
427
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,674
- Eep.
-(pulsing)
428
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,911
- All right, I'll give you
that one. -FONZIE: Yeah.
429
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,079
How about a little
target practice, then?
430
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,759
(grunts)
431
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,761
- Eep!
-(bell dings)
432
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,062
.Eep! -(bell dings)
433
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,498
- Eep!
-(bell dings)
434
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,033
(Snaps fingers)
435
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,434
(bell dings)
436
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,736
-(snaps fingers) -(bell dings)
437
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,803
.(snaps fingers)
-(bell dings)
438
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,501
(rapid snapping, dinging)
439
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,847
You give up now?
440
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,249
Nothing can top this.
441
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,151
I put my two fingers together,
442
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,953
and the entire
building collapses.
443
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,621
-(hums) -Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute!
444
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,890
What are you talking about,
the whole building collapses?
445
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,593
It's fantastic-- screams,
Technicolor, everything.
446
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,728
What about the people
in the building?
447
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,364
Wrecks them pretty bad,
kills a few, too.
448
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,899
Well, you're in here,
too, you know.
449
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,601
That's part of the fun.
450
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,770
Must be a pretty tough bugger.
451
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,338
No, not a question of toughness.
452
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,507
I am protected by a stellar
force field. Watch.
453
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,242
-(buzzes)
-(mouthing words)
454
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,143
Xbuzzes)
.see?
455
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,916
-(humming) -Fonzie, you can't
let him collapse the building.
456
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,918
All right, all right, ho,
whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
457
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,387
Just stop.
458
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,755
You admit defeat?
459
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,781
Yeah, all right, you w...
460
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,797
You w...
461
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,231
- Tell him.
- Win.
462
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,432
Yeah.
463
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,334
Good.
464
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,636
I'll go peacefully.
465
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,904
No, not necessary.
466
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,039
This is the best contest
I've had in 20 bleems.
467
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,941
The only reason I won
is because your champion
468
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,676
cared about
his earthling friends.
469
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,744
Funny thing, this warmth.
470
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,145
We don't have it on Ork.
471
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,247
We tried it once
a long time ago. Didn't work.
472
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,409
Overpopulation.
473
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,685
Now I must leave
your planet Earth.
474
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,587
But I tip my kripla to you, sir.
475
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,181
(squeaks)
476
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,726
You're telling me that, uh,
477
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,496
you're not taking
my pal here, right?
478
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,598
Well, I tip
my krila to you, too.
479
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,134
(monotone squeak)
480
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,669
Thank you.
481
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,370
Thank you for not taking me.
482
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,072
Oh, I'm not taking you,
I'm taking him.
483
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,273
Hey, get out of here.
484
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,641
-(high-pitched tone)
-(pulsing)
485
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,410
We need a new champion on Ork.
486
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,345
We must now enter the time warp.
487
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,881
(deeply, slowly): We must now
enter the time warp.
488
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,149
Hey, wait! No, wait!
489
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,951
You're not taking Fonzie.
490
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,886
No, I can't let you do... do it!
491
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,487
Why are you taking him?
492
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,022
You don't...
I mean, he's very...
493
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,091
Fonz, don't let him
take you like that.
494
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:59,561
Please, Fonzie, don't let him!
You could stop him!
495
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,191
(deeply, slowly):
Whoa.
496
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,336
Fonzie?
497
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,204
Fonz!
498
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,505
Oh.
499
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,375
Don't take him! No, please!
500
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,610
Please, don't take the Fonz!
501
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:15,811
No, please don't take Fonzie!
502
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,212
- Please!
- Richard?
503
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,881
- I'll get you some baloney!
- Richard, wake up.
504
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,382
- If you want baloney, I'll...
- Wake up, son.
505
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,384
What? What?
506
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,720
Oh, you'd better
go on up to bed, dear.
507
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,855
You fell asleep
on the couch. Come on.
508
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,358
No, wait, see, I-l...
509
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,593
I came home right after
I saw the flying saucer.
510
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,862
(laughs) Another crackpot.
511
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,364
A lot of people
thought they saw it.
512
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,498
It was a weather balloon.
513
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,367
We heard it on the radio
on the way home.
514
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,202
Oh, but this was so real.
515
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,970
And then... and then
he came down here,
516
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,672
and he wanted to take me,
but no.
517
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,207
No, see, I escaped to Arnold's.
518
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,109
And then... and then,
he and Fonzie were dueling.
519
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,944
Mork and the Fonz,
and it was a... you know,
520
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,346
the gun versus the thumb
and the finger, and... (buzzes)
521
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,548
- It must have been some dream.
- It was.
522
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,284
- Good night, Richie.
- Good night, Richard.
523
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,219
Such a cute dream, dear.
524
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,821
You have such
a good imagination.
525
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,490
But, uh...
526
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:04,324
When I was your age,
I used to dream about girls.
527
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,797
I'll tell you one thing.
528
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,966
I'll settle for humdrum
any day, now.
529
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,267
- Good night, Richard.
- Night.
530
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,602
(knocking)
531
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,833
Oh, don't worry, I'll get it.
532
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,108
(sighs)
533
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,743
Uh, excuse me, um...
534
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,545
Mark'. You're Mark'.!
535
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:26,682
Dad, Dad, he's...
This is Mork!
536
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,317
HOWARD:
Good night, Richard.
537
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:29,618
Yeah, but he's gonna
take me away!
538
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,887
Don't you care? If you...
539
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,089
All right, fine, you don't care.
540
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,624
I'll be gone for about a bleem.
541
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,492
MARION:
Wear something warm.
542
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:38,593
RICHIE:
Let's go.
543
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,062
Oh, that's all right.
I was lost.
544
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,831
I was looking for directions
to highway 41, but that's okay.
545
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,865
- No, but you're...
- I'll just...
546
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,600
I'll just close the door
real slow.
547
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,467
No loud noises, okay?
548
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,720
Hey, uh, what'd you get
on the Spanish quiz, Ralph?
549
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,121
I passed.
550
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,756
Well, I got a B-plus.
551
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,125
You see, now that's why
I stay up all night studying.
552
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:13,662
I flunked. But I'm well-rested.
553
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:17,099
Okay, everybody, closing time.
554
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,967
Everybody out!
555
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,902
Hey, guys. guys!
556
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,338
O-Outside, you won't
believe what I just saw!
557
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,374
- Another flying saucer.
-(laughs)
558
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:28,777
Better. The Hooper triplets
got new sweaters.
559
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,781
- Come on, everybody, let's go!
- All right!
560
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,384
That's the fastest
I've ever closed.
561
00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:37,252
- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
562
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,554
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
563
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,058
? These are such Happy Days! ?
564
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,898
? Good-bye, gray sky,
hello, blue ?
565
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,401
? There's nothing can hold me
when I hold you ?
566
00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:55,070
? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
567
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,706
? Rocking and rolling
all week long ?
568
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:00,409
? These days are ours ?
569
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:03,078
- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
570
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,746
? These days are ours ?
571
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:07,783
- I Share them with me I
- S Oh, baby I
572
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,619
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
573
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:14,523
? These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ?
574
00:25:14,573 --> 00:25:19,123
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