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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,705 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:07,074 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,910 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,446 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,748 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,084 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,955 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,455 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,959 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby I 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:27,061 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,395 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,798 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,667 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,763 (organ solo plays over rhythmic handclaps) 15 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:47,114 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,850 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,152 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,921 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,558 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,360 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,861 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,132 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:08,135 - I Happy and free I - S Oh, baby I 24 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,537 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,072 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,131 ? And mine, Happy Days! I 27 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,548 Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience. 28 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:24,951 ? Too late, ooh, ooh ? 29 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:27,488 ? Too late, ooh, ooh... ? 30 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,722 Guys, my parents said they'd go for it. 31 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:30,891 I can move out. 32 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,159 We can get an apartment! 33 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,861 - Oh, terrific! - Okay, where would it be? 34 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,294 The Three Musketeers ride again. 35 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,530 Heck yeah! 36 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,521 The Three Musketeers! 37 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,836 - Cute, Al. Cute. - G reat. 38 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,338 - Let's find an apartment. - Right. 39 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,173 Well, getting your own apartment, huh? 40 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,341 - Yeah. - Okay. 41 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,643 I can still remember my first place. 42 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,379 Big bed, mirrors on the ceiling. 43 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,582 Mirrors? It must have been pretty wild. 44 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,050 No, I hardly got any rest. 45 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,385 All night long, I kept peeking up in the mirror 46 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,377 to see if I was asleep. 47 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,924 Neato story, Al. 48 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,187 Let's find an apartment. 49 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:08,217 Here's a couple of places. 50 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:20,340 Somebody named Crash been looking for me? 51 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,276 Crash? You're meeting somebody by the name of Crash 52 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,546 here in my unbroken-up restaurant? 53 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,715 Just relax now, Al. 54 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:31,652 When Crash gets in here, just say I'll be right over there. 55 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,417 Nice. Very, very nice, but you're Thursday. 56 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,599 - Oh, hey, Fonz. - Fonz! 57 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,201 - Hey. - Fonz, guess what? 58 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:50,037 - We're gonna be getting an apartment of our own. -Yeah. 59 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,305 Yeah, Fonz, you know, a place 60 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,207 where we can operate with a lot of belle femmes. 61 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,408 - Yeah. -(chuckles) 62 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,709 Oh, that's terrific, Malphie. 63 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,144 I hope they have some special closets 64 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,873 for your rubber noses. 65 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,682 Fonz, we're really desperate. 66 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,850 Couldn't you help us find a place? 67 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,986 Hey, the Fonz does not dabble in real estate. 68 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,454 Cars and chicks, you understand? 69 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,523 Cars and chicks. 70 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,925 Now, you get in touch with my cousin Chachi, 71 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,054 'cause he's got info on everything. 72 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:19,967 Hi, Fonz. 73 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,958 FONZIE: Hey, Crash. 74 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,676 Crash, you kill me. 75 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,611 I wouldn't mind crashing into her sometime. 76 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,602 (Potsie laughs) 77 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,116 I love her bumpers. 78 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,423 Hey, Al, have you seen Chachi? 79 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,292 Yeah, Fonzie's letting him use his office. 80 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,161 - I'll go get him for you. - POTSIE: Great. 81 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:49,196 Hey, Chachi? 82 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,358 Front and center. The guys want you. 83 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,305 CHACHI: Hey. guys. 84 00:03:58,305 --> 00:03:59,940 Have I got a deal for you. 85 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,408 Chachi's sweater bonanza. 86 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,011 Cashmere sweaters made of genuine Orlon. 87 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,479 No, no. No sweaters. 88 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,014 We're looking for an apartment. 89 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,483 - For $60 a month or less. - Right. 90 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,984 For less, you can live in this bag. 91 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,787 Well, $60, that's it. 92 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,322 - I got just the apartment. - Yeah, right. 93 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,825 Oh, sure, except we don't want one made out of Orlon. 94 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,193 We don't want just anything. 95 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,060 - Yeah, we're looking for someplace special. -Mm. 96 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,462 Does it have its own bathroom? 97 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,898 Are you kidding? Sure, it's got a bathroom. 98 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,889 - That's the one. - Let's go. Let's go. 99 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,204 CHACHI: Wait till you see it. You won't believe it. 100 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:34,004 It's got everything you ever wanted. 101 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,379 - Reversible doorknob. - Ah. 102 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,747 This is all right! 103 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,482 It's big, Pots. Just what we wanted! 104 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,917 - All right, guys? - Great. Yeah. 105 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,886 Modern kitchen, walk-in closets, 106 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,187 Southern exposure. 107 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,588 You'll wish you grew up here. 108 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,891 - It's great. -It's better than my room at home. 109 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,061 Yeah, it's nice, Chachi. 110 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,429 Were there any survivors? 111 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,231 Hey, watch what you say about this place. 112 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:58,999 - My mother's the landlady, you know. -All right. 113 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,834 All right. 114 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,869 A pay telephone in the living room? 115 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,498 Look at the bright side, Pots. No phone bills. 116 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,075 Oh, boy. 117 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,744 There's a bathroom that should be outside. 118 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,779 Hey, will you tell me one thing? 119 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,748 Why did they paint the kitchen orange? 120 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,950 Well, it matches the radiator. 121 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,386 Right, Rich. It's orange. Color-coordinated. 122 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,021 Matches our hair, too. It's us. 123 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,724 Come over here. Look in there. 124 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,715 Oh. 125 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,063 Good size closet. 126 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,465 Uh, that's the bedroom, Ace. 127 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,533 Water heater in the bedroom? 128 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,302 Don't knock it. It keeps it warm. 129 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,504 - Good point. - Keeps warm. 130 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,073 - Oh. -And if you want it cool, follow me. 131 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,075 There's the air conditioner. 132 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,543 On, off. 133 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:44,644 It didn't move. 134 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,580 It moves when you pay the rent. 135 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,814 Well, at least we got a window. 136 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,450 Oh, yeah. Rich, it's got everything. 137 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,952 - Fresh air. - Look, a view. 138 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,220 (cat mewing) 139 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:56,622 There's nothing in these. I already checked. 140 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,826 The view talks. 141 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,695 What is this, another modern convenience? 142 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,730 Hey. hey. guys. we got a garbage disposal. 143 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,832 All you got to do is shove the stuff 144 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,067 out the living room window. 145 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,769 L-I just don't know about this place. 146 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,038 Ah, Rich, I really love it. 147 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,240 It's got that... that lived-in feeling. 148 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,942 (piano playing upbeat music, tap dancing) 149 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,310 What's that? 150 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,045 That's the dancing Drinkwater twins-- 151 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,813 Maisy and Daisy. 152 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,281 Fun girls. 153 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,816 (piano playing, tap dancing) 154 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,284 Hear that, Rich? 155 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,454 Maisy and Daisy, right upstairs. 156 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,923 Fun girls. 157 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,558 Any more girls? 158 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,126 Oh, it's all chicks. 159 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,694 Couple of stewardesses in the back, 160 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,595 three co-eds down the hall. 161 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,132 And in 4H, there's this cheerleader. 162 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,367 Wah, wah, wah! 163 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,002 We'll take it! 164 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,170 Hey, Potsie, wait. 165 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,371 Got to look around a little bit. 166 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:45,604 Ah, come on, Rich! 167 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,341 Oh, look, he said we had a modern kitchen. 168 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:50,509 Well, look. You got the sink over there. 169 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,612 Way over here on the other side of the room, 170 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,780 we got a refrigerator. 171 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,715 The whole apartmenfs... 172 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:59,518 And, uh... opens from both sides. 173 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,921 Look, you guys discuss this among yourselves. 174 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,155 I'm not pushy. 175 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,419 You got five minutes. 176 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,694 - POTSIE: I love it! You guys decide. -RICHIE: Guys, 177 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:11,698 it-it's... it's not that it's, uh, it's not a nice apartment, 178 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:15,368 but, you know, somehow, I just visualize something else. 179 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,571 L-I just pictured a place that... 180 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,573 that had furniture. 181 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:23,143 You want furniture? Go back home. 182 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,778 Hey, the kid's right. 183 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,980 I got a TV there, a couch, sofa. 184 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,181 I got my own bed. 185 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,716 Home? Are you kidding, Rich? 186 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,551 Do you want to hide your Esquire under your bed 187 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,219 the rest of your life? 188 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,720 No. You're 18. 189 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,157 It's time to cut the cord. 190 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,593 Think of your freedom, Rich. Independence. 191 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,395 The Drinkwater Twins. 192 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,796 Our own stewardi. 193 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:47,067 Well, you're right, but this place is such a... 194 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,969 Why, I mean, you just look at this place, and it's so... 195 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,936 Okay, Rich, so it's not perfect. 196 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,306 But it'll be ours. We'll fix it up. 197 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,574 Yeah, we'll fix it. 198 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,643 Rich, I'm having a vision. 199 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,378 I can see it now. 200 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,080 Picture this, Rich. 201 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,815 The place is all cleaned up. 202 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,351 There's pictures, pennants, new furniture. 203 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,286 Look, Rich, Pots and I here-- 204 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,288 we'll make this a place Errol Flynn would envy. 205 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,956 Right. 206 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,591 Well, you know, the price is right. 207 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:12,759 - Can't be beat. - It's terrific. 208 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,061 Cheap, cheap. 209 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,730 Okay, I-l think we can fix it up. 210 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,165 - All right! - All right, buddy, okay! 211 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,498 We should meet a stewardess in 4H. 212 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,935 - Oh, great! - Hey, keep it down. 213 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,704 The cheerleader will be down here with her pom-poms. 214 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,406 - POTSIE (laughing): Yeah. - Wah, wah, wah. 215 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,607 Yeah. 216 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,008 Okay, we're gonna take this place. 217 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,377 Oh, great. I'll tell my mom. 218 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,912 - Yeah. - Oh, and one more thing. 219 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,413 I need two months rent, plus a cleaning deposit. 220 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,283 Comes to 180 bucks. 221 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,918 We only got $60. 222 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,181 You got it. 223 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,590 Well, guys, this is it. 224 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,581 Wah, wah, wah. 225 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:55,235 Ugh. Well, this is the last suitcase. 226 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,037 Joanie, did you pack my records? 227 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,305 Yeah, they're in the car. 228 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,606 Even the Elvis? 229 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,141 I'll go get them. 230 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,809 (chuckles) 231 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,811 Got to watch her like a hawk. 232 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,414 Well, I'm gonna take this out to the car now. 233 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,014 Oh. 234 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,050 - Dad? - HOWARD: Marion! 235 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,519 Oh, yeah, well... 236 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,510 Thanks. 237 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,525 Well, just seems like yesterday 238 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,517 that we were potty-training him. 239 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,298 Oh, Howard, talk to him. 240 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,268 He's just too young to be moving away from home. 241 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,103 Well, if you wanted him to stay home, 242 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,139 you should have never potty-trained him. 243 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,942 Well, Howard, had I known at the time, I would... 244 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,611 Oh, good, you're back. 245 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,514 Yeah. 246 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,249 - Well, guess that's it. - Oh. 247 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,582 I'll be leaving 248 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,387 as soon as Joanie gets down here with the records. 249 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,222 Now, what are you gonna do about meals? 250 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,790 And who's gonna do your laundry? 251 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,991 Oh, that's no problem. 252 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,293 Ralph's gonna do the cooking, 253 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,662 and, uh, Potsie's gonna take care of the laundry. 254 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:59,065 I'm being replaced by Ralph and Potsie. 255 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,401 Well, you can still cook for me, Marion. 256 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,969 Oh, Howard, you'll eat anything. 257 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,700 Thank you, sweetheart. 258 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,775 Well, here are all your records. 259 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,977 Oh. Thanks. 260 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,245 Bye, Rich. 261 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,680 Oh. Bye, Joanie. 262 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,349 Oh, look at your poor sister. 263 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,908 She's gonna miss you. 264 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,587 Are you kidding? 265 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,189 She already moved into my room. 266 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,890 Yeah. The escape tree's right out the window. 267 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,794 Well, that's coming down first thing in the morning. 268 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,029 (Richie chuckles) 269 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,231 Well, Richard, you're a young college man now, 270 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,799 and you've got your own place, 271 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,801 so you're gonna learn how to behave 272 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,303 like a responsible adult. 273 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,971 It'll be a good experience for you. 274 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,974 Boy, I hope he has a better speech when I move out. 275 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,576 Oh. 276 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,743 I'll have it written for you first thing in the morning. 277 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,512 Come on, Rich. 278 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,981 I'll walk you to the car. 279 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,417 - You lucky dog! -(Richie chuckles) 280 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,220 Oh, Mom, got to go. 281 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,588 -(Richie laughs) - Okay. 282 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,188 See you, son. Enjoy your place. 283 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,691 - Oh, thanks, Dad. -(car horn toots) 284 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:01,293 Well, the Two Musketeers are waiting for me. 285 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,062 I'll see you real soon. 286 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,764 - When?! - Marion! 287 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,101 Oh, you-you be sure to write to us! 288 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,203 -(engine revving) - He's just moving across town. 289 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,194 (car drives off) 290 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,943 Well... it will be an adjustment, 291 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,947 but it's something that all parents just have to face. 292 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,716 Yeah. I'm gonna miss him. 293 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,885 We're buddies, you know, like you and Joanie. 294 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,621 We always talk things over. 295 00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:31,857 We did things together, went places together. 296 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,259 Oh, Howard. 297 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,029 Who am I gonna watch TV with, Marion? 298 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,597 It's not gonna be any fun 299 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,600 watching the Green Bay Packers play all by myself. 300 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,235 Well, I'll watch. 301 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,067 I love basketball. 302 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,314 POtsie?! 303 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,083 (muffled): I'm brushing my teeth! 304 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,051 What? 305 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,452 I'm brushing my teeth! 306 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,820 I said, I'm brushing my teeth. 307 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,088 RALPH: Again? 308 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389 I need help in here. 309 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,693 (whistling) 310 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,889 I'm working over a hot stove, and he's whistling. 311 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,166 Well, Malph, how do they look tonight? 312 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,334 (sighs) 313 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,069 Great, Pots, great. 314 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,270 Like a string of pearls 315 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,938 glistening on a sea of coated tongue. 316 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,406 Thanks. 317 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,708 - You like brushing? - Yeah. 318 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,710 Brush some pots and pans, will you? 319 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,478 Again? I just did them this afternoon. 320 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,347 Well, you're gonna have to do them over. 321 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,515 I made mashed potatoes. 322 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,684 (Potsie sighs) 323 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,353 Who uses ten pots to make mashed potatoes anyway? 324 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,688 Why don't you just make instant? 325 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,922 Hmm, good idea. Maybe next time. 326 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,721 Oh, later. I'll just put these in the oven. 327 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,997 I mashed a lot of potatoes. 328 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,534 Well, at least we won't be having TV dinners again tonight. 329 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,370 Not this time, Pots. I'm going all out. 330 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,206 Pot roast, mashies, a vegetable. 331 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,109 And what's wrong with my TV dinner? 332 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,445 It's frozen on one side and burnt on the other. 333 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,547 It's like eating a charcoal Popsicle. 334 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,282 Well, how am I supposed to know you don't cook them 335 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,284 on top of the stove? 336 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,353 Read the directions. 337 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,946 The directions burned up in the fire! 338 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,458 That's what you get for using lighter fluid 339 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,792 on the cherries jubilee. 340 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,796 - Okay. Okay, Warren... - Yes? 341 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,865 - I'm gonna be honest with you. - Okay. 342 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,934 I'm sick and tired of you making fun of my cooking. 343 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,402 You're not perfect, you know. 344 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,903 I saw the laundry. 345 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,672 What's wrong with the laundry? 346 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,342 What-What's wrong with the laundry?! 347 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,333 What's wrong with the laundry? 348 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,181 Notice anything different? 349 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,216 I knew you'd say something. 350 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,886 Say something?! How can I not say something? 351 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,446 You gave me a wardrobe like Peter Pan! 352 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163 Boy. Boy, are you picky. 353 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,632 Everything we own is green! 354 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,235 Don't you know not to wash dark clothes with whites? 355 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,437 It'll be easier now. We don't have any more white. 356 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,772 (shrieks) 357 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,774 Put this stuff away, will you? 358 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,041 Better yet, pile them up in the corner. 359 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,033 We can tell people it's a bush! 360 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,348 Look, don't tell me what to do. 361 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,016 You dumped them, you put them back. 362 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,417 - Fine, fine, - Good. 363 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,630 Was that my shirt? 364 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,299 Well, it wasn't mine or Richie's. 365 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,168 - Oh. - Hmm. 366 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,159 (whistling) 367 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,609 How do you like that? 368 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,277 - I loved it. - Good. 369 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,804 It was your shirt. (laughing) 370 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,285 Okay. That's it. 371 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,153 I've had it. Put 'em up! 372 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,125 Okay, Pots, I've been waiting for this 373 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,626 ever since we moved in here. 374 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,762 Now, t-tonight you're gonna be brushing your gums! 375 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,431 Oh. yeah? 376 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,099 Hey, hey! You guys at it again? 377 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,101 - Now, break it up! -Come on, Rich. Let me... let me at him! 378 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,036 I want to rip every freckle out of his face! Come on, Rich! 379 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,972 - Knock it off! - Let him go! Let him go! 380 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,273 Hey, will you cool it? 381 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,776 Man. 382 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,245 We went through a lot to get this place. 383 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,914 We had to argue with our parents to get their permission. 384 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,313 I didn't. 385 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,186 Yeah, but... but, look, we all wanted 386 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,954 to move in here together, right? 387 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,224 N-Now, we all got our little personality quirks 388 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,724 that are gonna bug us. 389 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,595 So we're gonna have to just try and live with those things. 390 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,532 We got a problem, we got to just talk it out, okay? 391 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,801 (chuckles) Oh, come on. 392 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,471 We're best friends. Ralph, Potsie and Richie. 393 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,874 The Three Musketeers. Peas in a pod! 394 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:45,607 We're more like peas than you know; get a load of the laundry. 395 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,316 Green? 396 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,119 Green laundry? 397 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,788 Potsie! 398 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,356 Green is nice. 399 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,691 - I like it. - What do you mean you like it? 400 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,628 No, no. Now, look, I-l realize that, uh, 401 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,231 all of our-our laundry is green-- 402 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,901 I never wear green-- 403 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,769 but-but that's all right. 404 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,272 That's all right. 405 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,375 We've got to just... talk it out. 406 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,777 All right. All right. 407 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,579 We'll talk. 408 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,850 Potsie, now, you know we've been friends for a long time, 409 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,921 so I know you won't take this... criticism as anything personal. 410 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,056 Well, not when you approach criticism 411 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,558 on an adult level like that. 412 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,026 What is it? 413 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,361 You brushing your teeth all the time, Pots, I can't take it! 414 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,531 Day and night! Up and down! 415 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,266 It's like living with the tooth fairy! 416 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,603 You just wish you had checkups like mine! 417 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,405 Oh, yeah? Your teeth are crooked! 418 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,539 Bite your tongue! 419 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,406 Hey, hey! Peas! Peas in a pod! 420 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,043 So, what's for dinner tonight? 421 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,026 Guys, do I set a table? 422 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,895 Okay, boys, dig in. 423 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,497 (piano playing upbeat music, tap dancing) 424 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,534 Hey, this is great. We even get a floor show. 425 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,204 Green sauerkraut? 426 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,740 What happened? Did it get mixed up with the laundry? 427 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,075 Funny, Rich. 428 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,210 No, the cookbook said to serve a cheery-looking meal. 429 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,479 Sauerkraut is dull. I added vegetable dye. 430 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,914 Will it stain my teeth? 431 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,083 - I don't care about your teeth! - Hey, hey, hey, Ralph. 432 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,385 Ralph, take it easy, okay? 433 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,620 Just take it easy. 434 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,922 I'm... I'm gonna slice the meat now. 435 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,191 That's-that's not the meat. 436 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,387 That's the gravy. 437 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,430 You got to slice the gravy? 438 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,767 Petrified gravy. 439 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,703 Ralph, get a grip. Get a grip. 440 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,371 Now-now, can we eat? 441 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,040 All right. 442 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,776 L-I think I'm gonna pass on the, uh... 443 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,111 the sliced gravy. 444 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,779 AW, Why? 445 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,714 Because we hate your cooking, Malph. 446 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,783 You even make gravy that stands up. 447 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,418 That did it, Pots. 448 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,320 You want to cook? Here, you cook! 449 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,920 - Anything's better than you, Malph! -Yeah, right... 450 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,489 Anything in the world is better than you, Malph! 451 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,481 - Let me tell you. - Will you guys knock it off?! 452 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,766 Oh, hi, Fonz, Al. 453 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,633 You seen Potsie around anywhere? 454 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,706 I know. I know, I know. Don't say it. 455 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,642 I heard all the green jokes on the way over here. 456 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,634 Did anybody say, "Hey, a redheaded frog"? 457 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:39,009 How about, "Does your outfit change color when you get ripe?" 458 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,888 - Uh, no. - You see that? 459 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:45,158 You haven't heard them all. Don't get cocky with us. 460 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,794 All right, now, what are you so frazzled about? 461 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,796 - Oh, it... it's nothing. - Here, here. Come on. Sit down. 462 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,596 Here. Let me take this back. 463 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:55,090 Maybe the meat fell out in the kitchen. 464 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,705 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 465 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,177 Cunningham, that was not one of your more positive 466 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,244 "ha, ha, ha, ha"s. 467 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,414 It's the pad. 468 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:11,083 It's-it's just not working out. 469 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,151 Look at me. I'm not getting any sleep. 470 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,154 Like, last night, the Drinkwater twins, 471 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,589 they kept me awake half the night. 472 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,389 The Drinkwater twins. lam proud of you, Red! 473 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,695 Oh... 474 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,030 Now-now, wait a minute. 475 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,432 I mean, now I understand why you look so terrible, 476 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,502 but what a way to go! 477 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,234 No, Fonz, see, uh, they were dancing over my head. 478 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,678 You're getting very strange, Rich. 479 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,314 No, it's-it's not the twins. 480 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,516 It's... it's Ralph and Potsie. 481 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,218 -(chuckles) - They're driving me crazy. 482 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,953 They're like The Katzenjammer Kids. 483 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,088 Arguing, they are always arguing. 484 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,190 And Ralph-- he cooks, right? 485 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,659 I got to use his gravy as a paperweight. 486 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,662 And Potsie-- he's the worst. He sings himself to sleep. 487 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,397 Do you know how many stanzas there are 488 00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,932 to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"? 489 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,867 And he sings both parts! 490 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,604 Now, the mornings, the mornings are incredible. 491 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,405 Ralph cooks the corn flakes. 492 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,109 Potsie-- he spends an hour in the bathroom. 493 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,612 What's he do in there, brush his teeth one at a time? 494 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,613 (chuckles) 495 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,782 Yes, one at a time! 496 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,115 Front and back. 497 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,185 I... l-l don't know, Fonz. 498 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:23,456 I just... thought it was gonna be different somehow. 499 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,757 (sighs) 500 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,492 It-It's probably me. 501 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,160 Hey. Get over here. 502 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,028 Don't you dare blame yourself. 503 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,497 People are different. 504 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,033 You could be best of friends and you can't live together. 505 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,268 Hey, you really think so? 506 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,469 I know so. 507 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,138 Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to move. 508 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,540 How do you think I ought to tell them? 509 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,874 You know, they're my best friends, 510 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,077 and-and I don't want to hurt their feelings. 511 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,812 Well, Rich, you're not a bunch of kids anymore. 512 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,014 You're adults, right? 513 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,482 There's no need to make up little stories, 514 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,818 no need to just beat around the bush. 515 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,920 You got to tell them straight out, dig it? 516 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,755 Straight out. 517 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,524 Yeah. I suppose I could. 518 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,659 Yeah. Listen, I'm gonna go and pick up my truck, 519 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,596 -bring it around, help you move, all right? -Oh, thanks, Fonz. 520 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,932 You know, you're right about that. 521 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,924 I can just tell them straight out. I-I'm an adult. 522 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,872 An adult dressed like a bell pepper. 523 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,407 Now, you see that? 524 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,543 Now, there's one I bet nobody ever heard of, bell pepper. 525 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,409 Get out of here. 526 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,116 RALPH: Wh-Why should your name be the first one on the mailbox? 527 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,185 POTSIE: 'Cause I wanted the apartment first. 528 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,553 No, I should go first. 529 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,088 Alphabetically, "Malph" comes before "Weber." 530 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,691 Yeah, but "Potsie" comes before "Ralph." 531 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,226 Will you guys can it? 532 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:35,126 You should see where we put your name. 533 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,563 I don't care. I-l got something important to tell you. 534 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,631 Shoot, Rich. 535 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,834 Well, I'm, uh... 536 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,470 gonna be moving out today. 537 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,472 - Is it Ralph? - Me?! 538 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,841 It's probably you with your teeth-brushing, right, Rich? 539 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,376 No, no, it wasn't Potsie. 540 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,111 And it wasn't you, Ralph. 541 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,480 It was the two of you together. 542 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,550 I mean, the way you argue. It's just... 543 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,286 Well, it reminds me of the way Joanie and I 544 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,879 used to go at each other... 545 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,156 Well, it... 546 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,627 And it-it made me, uh... homesick. 547 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,595 That's it. I'm just... I'm homesick. 548 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:11,931 No kidding? 549 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,566 Gosh, we're gonna miss you. 550 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,534 Yeah, I'm gonna miss you guys, too. 551 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,537 Well, maybe in a year or so, 552 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,506 -you'll be adult enough to come back. -Yeah. 553 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,975 - Adult enough? - RALPH: Yeah. 554 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,611 Hopefully. 555 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:28,013 Uh, I-l just hope I'm not leaving you in a bind. 556 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,081 - Oh. No, that's all right, Rich. - Good. 557 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,685 - Hey, Pots, we're gonna have to pay more rent now. -Hmm? 558 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,353 Aw, that's okay. 559 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,623 My dad will pay anything to keep me out of the house. 560 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,792 How 'bout that, Pots? 561 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,594 Just the two of us now. 562 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,530 Yeah. Two Musketeers. 563 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,132 Ralph and Potsie. 564 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,667 Right. pal! 565 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,669 Come on, buddy. Let's go up and see the Drinkwater twins. 566 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,804 Okay. I love that Maisy. 567 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,739 No. N-No, Maisy's mine. You got Daisy. 568 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,741 Wait a minute, Maisy's better looking. 569 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,876 What do you mean? They're identical twins. 570 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,477 She's got better teeth. 571 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:00,707 Better teeth. 572 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,122 I was gonna knock, but I didn't think the door could handle it. 573 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,223 Hi, Fonz. 574 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,459 So, did you tell them? 575 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,827 Oh, Y-Yeah, yeah. 576 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,829 Well, sure. 577 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,265 Kind of hard growing up, ain't it? 578 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:22,835 Well, yeah. 579 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,503 I lied. 580 00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:27,306 I didn't want to hurt their feelings, so I, uh... 581 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,908 told them I was homesick. 582 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,775 Now, wait a minute, Red. That ain't lying. 583 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,311 You didn't lie. 584 00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:34,713 Seems to me what you were being there was, uh, 585 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,717 very, uh, United Nations, you know? 586 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,118 Very diplomatic. 587 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,420 You wanted to save your friends' feelings, man. 588 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,088 That's cool. That ain't lying. 589 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,657 Yeah, now let's get out of here. 590 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,257 We could grab your bags. Where's your furniture? 591 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,250 Oh, well, this is all I got right here. 592 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,168 This is very cute, Rich, very cute. 593 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:59,304 But little red elephants do not ride in the Fonz's truck. 594 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,638 Oh. 595 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,709 Yeah. Well, maybe I'll just, uh, leave this here. 596 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:05,945 - Ralph likes it anyway. - Yeah. 597 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,812 All right, give me this. 598 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,804 Oh. Thanks. 599 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,785 I'll tell you something. 600 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,421 I'm... I'm gonna miss this place. 601 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,556 Had a lot of good times here. 602 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:20,893 Name one. 603 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,462 Hey, you're right. Let's beat it. 604 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,966 Arrivederci, dump-amundo. 605 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,969 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 606 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,904 ? These happy days are yours ? 607 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,394 ? And mine, Happy Days! I 608 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,747 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 609 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:44,416 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 610 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,986 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 611 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,522 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 612 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:52,191 ? These days are ours ? 613 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,894 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 614 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:57,530 ? These days are ours ? 615 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,864 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby I 616 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:02,634 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 617 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:06,469 ? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ? 618 00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:11,069 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44159

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