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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,602 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,969 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,805 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,345 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,642 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,978 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,850 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,354 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,857 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby a' 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,950 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,291 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,694 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,564 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,763 (organ solo plays over rhythmic handclaps) 15 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:47,003 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,742 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,046 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,814 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,448 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,253 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,761 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,025 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:08,033 - I Happy and free I - S Oh, baby a' 24 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,035 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,969 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,131 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 27 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:21,144 Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience. 28 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,583 MARION: What a shame. 29 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:29,316 Arthur's gonna miss the Halloween party and everything. 30 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,754 DOCTOR: Get this prescription filled, 31 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,553 have him take two every day. 32 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,855 Will they help? 33 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,122 They'll relieve the pain, uh, 34 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,560 until the operation takes place. 35 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:37,927 (Marion gasps) 36 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:40,797 Well, how much time has he got left? 37 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,801 Uh... before the operation? 38 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,598 Mr. Cunningham, there's no more time. 39 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,537 He's got to go into the hospital tomorrow. 40 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,801 I hope you understand. 41 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,398 Well, thanks for coming, Doctor. 42 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,671 I'll see about getting him a bed. 43 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:51,870 A bed? Yeah, a bed. 44 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,208 He could use a bed. Yeah. 45 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:58,712 Oh, Howard, you're so strong in a time of crisis. 46 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:01,652 Well, you get that way in the hardware business, Marion. 47 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,786 Gee, why so serious? 48 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,420 Yeah, what's the big deal about a guy 49 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,793 getting his tonsils yanked out? 50 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,060 Shh! He's sleeping. 51 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,102 (hoarsely): I'm not going to the hospital. 52 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,797 And I'm not having my tonsils out. 53 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,704 Look, Fonzie, I know what you're going through. 54 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,743 I had my tonsils removed just three years ago. 55 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,575 Yeah, those were the two quietest weeks of my life. 56 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,139 Now, look, this is the third attack you've had this month. 57 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,548 You have got to go to the hospital. 58 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,587 Fonz, Joanie and I had 59 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,783 our tonsils taken out years ago. 60 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,859 - Yeah. -My throat's just starting to feel better. 61 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,086 (laughs) 62 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,663 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 63 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,824 Just a little sickroom levity, you know. 64 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,731 Now is not the time to go... 65 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,496 (squeakily): I can't talk anymore. 66 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,401 Oh, he lost his voice. 67 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,497 Well, that settles it-- he has definitely got to go in. 68 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:58,044 Howard is right, Arthur. 69 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,612 -"Good night, Mrs. C." -"Good night, Mrs. C." 70 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,708 -"Mr. C." -"Good night, Mr. C," yeah. 71 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:06,843 -"See you, Shortcake." - Gee. 72 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,047 -(mouths words) - He says 73 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,889 - He's not going to the hospital. -he's not going to the hospital. 74 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,098 Oh, yes, you are! 75 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,433 Let's get one thing straight: 76 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,527 The doctor says that you have to have those tonsils out 77 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,504 and that's exactly what's gonna happen, 78 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,871 if I have to take 'em out myself. 79 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,411 Now, you may not care about yourself, 80 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,140 but we care about you. 81 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,342 So there is no Halloween party for you. 82 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,145 Tomorrow you go to the hospital, 83 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,617 and that's final, 84 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,017 finis, 85 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,987 kaputamundo! 86 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:51,889 WOMAN (over P.A.): Dr. Curtis. Dr. Curtis. 87 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,434 Well, Fonzie, this was the only bed available. 88 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,070 Look, it's-it's a cute room. 89 00:03:57,171 --> 00:04:00,072 - Heyyy. - Oh, yeah, sorry. 90 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,664 Well, look at the bright side, Fonz. 91 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,472 Your inflammation is down, your voice is normal. 92 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,415 This is normal? 93 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,458 Well, no... 94 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,325 I mean, what is this, the junior prom? 95 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,761 Fonz, everybody wears those. 96 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,128 It's a sterile gown. 97 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,429 I don't care who designed 'em! 98 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,338 No, see, that means I-it's germ-free. 99 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,875 - I knew that. - Oh. 100 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,138 Now, do we have our bathrobe? 101 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:40,236 No, we don't have our bathrobe. 102 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,315 I got one, it's home. 103 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,384 Well, you can wear your little leather one. 104 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:47,215 Now, where are your little slippers? 105 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,789 With our robe. 106 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,119 Well, then, you'll just 107 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,886 have to keep your booties on. 108 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,586 No, no, n0, 109 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,595 no one takes my clothes-- get out of here. 110 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:57,892 Fonz... what about the time 111 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,898 that Sally was up in your apartment... 112 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,832 All right, all right, all right, all right. 113 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,599 Hey, uh... 114 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,070 when's the main event? 115 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,801 We'll take your tonsils out first thing in the morning. 116 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,207 Yeah, they're gonna do us all. 117 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,539 If you need anything, you ring that buzzer. 118 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,982 But only if you really need me. 119 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,076 Good-bye, kiddies. 120 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,656 - Bye. -Bye. - Bye. 121 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:23,848 You know, I don't understand something. 122 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,891 I like to sleep late, you know Cunningham? 123 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,654 Why do they always have operations 124 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,729 so early in the morning? 125 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,821 You know, that's interesting. 126 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,902 Now... 127 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,800 Just... 128 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,838 just the other day, in my psychology class, 129 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,601 the professor was saying that most people can't do anything 130 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,109 until 10:30 in the morning. 131 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,937 Look, Fonz, I'm sorry that you got to be stuck here 132 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,278 on Halloween, but... that's just the way it goes. 133 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,352 Look, you're gonna have a lot of visitors. 134 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,420 I'll see you myself. 135 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,454 Bye, kids. 136 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:56,545 KIDS: Bye. 137 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,352 Who's gonna visit me here? 138 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,449 Bozo the Clown? 139 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,550 Hey, we're alone. 140 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,630 Let's play! 141 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,859 (honking) 142 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,162 Hey, kid, 143 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,326 I'm gonna play taps 144 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:10,870 with that horn pretty soon. 145 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,303 (bell dings twice) 146 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,340 WOMAN (over P.A.): Dr. Ward... 147 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,466 Hey, mister, you want to finger paint? 148 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,601 Uh, no, I don't want to finger paint, I mean, 149 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,202 I might have to scratch my nose. 150 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:21,907 I'll scratch it for you. 151 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,850 (boys imitating planes whooshing, crashing) 152 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,890 CHACHV. Fonz, I brought you a gift. 153 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,220 Your Halloween costume. 154 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:36,320 My Lone Ranger mask. 155 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,398 ? Da-dum, da-dum... ? I can't wear that. 156 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,698 Lone Ranger don't have his tonsils yanked. 157 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:46,000 You want me to shoot 'em out, Kemo Sabe? 158 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,699 (imitating roaring engine) 159 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:48,900 (imitating buzzing airplanes) 160 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,704 Why are you so bugged? 161 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,802 Because these kids 162 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,008 are driving me nutso. 163 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,675 BOY: Oh, drop it, Fonz. 164 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,548 He}! guys, guys, come here. 165 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,382 Do me a favor: 166 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,512 Give the old-timer a break. 167 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:03,987 Cool it for a while, all right? 168 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,354 - Yeah, sure. - All right. 169 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,257 "Old-timer"? 170 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:08,590 It worked. 171 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,163 Besides, they understood cool. 172 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,753 Well, I gotta make my rounds. 173 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:12,991 I'll see you later, Fonz. 174 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:13,999 Yeah, take it easy. 175 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,626 Dr. Durshlag? Dr. Durshlag? 176 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:16,862 Yes, nurse'? 177 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,199 You're not a doctor. 178 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,171 No, but you should see me operate. 179 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,638 Wah, wah, wah. 180 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:28,011 BOY: Hey, we can play tiddlywinks. 181 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:32,211 The Fonz does not play tiddlywinks. 182 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:37,018 But on the box it says, "For kids from six to 60." 183 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,094 I'll bet he doesn't want to play 'cause he's stinky at it. 184 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,287 Hey, hey, hey, I'll show you a tiddle. 185 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:43,795 I call blue. 186 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,331 I go first. Hah! 187 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,303 All right, all right, 188 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:50,893 all right, look, it's all in the thumb. 189 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,768 Now, I'll show you some action here. (chuckles) 190 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,864 Are you kidding me? This tiddle will fly. 191 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,102 All right, look, the wind took it! 192 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,941 There must be a draft in here. 193 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,038 Here we go. 194 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,218 Oh, give me that back. 195 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,412 Give me that back. Here we go. 196 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:11,856 (braying laughter) 197 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,757 Hey, Pots, the Fonz is playing tiddlywinks. 198 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,886 (stuttering laugh) 199 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,522 I'll tiddle your wink, Malph. 200 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,794 RALPH: Tiddle my wink. (chuckles) 201 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,460 Now, uh, listen, we'll play later, kids, all right? 202 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,664 - Oh, come on! -Come on! - Hey, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 203 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:26,671 I promise we'll play later. 204 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:27,740 Get over here. 205 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,240 -(Ralph chuckles) - BOY: Okay, Fonz. 206 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,673 Now, what are you guys doing here? 207 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,802 Ain't this off your, uh, trick-or-treat rack? 208 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,176 Yeah, we came to see you. 209 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,807 How do you like our costumes, Fonz? 210 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,112 (laughter) 211 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,617 I Still got it. 212 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,448 (laughing): You still got it. 213 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,284 The thunder of hoof beats, 214 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,825 a cloud of dust, and a hearty Hi-ho... 215 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,987 How could you, Malph? 216 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,030 You pulled the mask off the Lone Ranger. 217 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,259 -(kids groan) -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's all right, 218 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,666 he's not the real Lone Ranger, I am. 219 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,636 And don't you forget it, Malph. 220 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:01,366 Aw, but you're not even gonna be at the party, Fonz. 221 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:04,172 And let me tell you something, little Ralph. 222 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,042 This town ain't big enough for two masked men. 223 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,082 You just go grow a beard and go as "Gabby" Hayes. 224 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,548 Right, Fonz. 225 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,380 I got a whole drawer full of them. 226 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,785 Children, Jingles the Clown is in the sunroom 227 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,789 and he wants you to come down right now 228 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,450 -and have a Jingles good time. - BOY: All right. 229 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,924 - GIRL: Yay! - NURSE: Come on, hurry. 230 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,392 Hurry! We don't want to miss him. 231 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:23,395 BOY: Okay! 232 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:25,295 Aren't you coming, Arthur? 233 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:31,127 He's got Tinkertoys. 234 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,104 Tinkertoys? 235 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,107 Pots, forget the Tinkertoys. 236 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,574 It's party time. 237 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:38,906 Oh, yeah, party time. 238 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,411 Oh, oh, Fonz, it's a little party. 239 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,278 You're not going to miss anything good, really. 240 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,077 Yeah, we never make out that well, Fonz. 241 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,084 Yeah, that's a good reason for you not to go, 242 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,177 now give me a good reason why I shouldn't go. 243 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,950 Gosh, I tell you something, what a waste. 244 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,991 You're gonna have a great time dancing and everything. 245 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,892 Sophia's gonna be there all by herself. 246 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:56,963 Oh, not for long, Fonz. 247 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,121 There'll be plenty of guys there... 248 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,790 (laughs) Pot... Pots, Pots... 249 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,698 RALPH (chuckling nervously): No... 250 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,065 Fonz, you see, he means there's gonna be plenty of guys who... 251 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,935 who'll bring her punch, make sure that she's having a good-- 252 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,200 No, Fonz, I mean there's gonna be plenty of guys 253 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,708 -that are gonna come up to her-- - Pots, Pots, Pots! 254 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,368 Little devil. Come on, little devil. 255 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,139 - We'll be late. - Yeah. 256 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,204 Pots, where you going? 257 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,010 The elevator's down here. 258 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,881 I wanted to look at some of the Tinkertoys. 259 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,511 - Will you come on? - Hey, you're bending my fork. 260 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,861 (moans) 261 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,988 (bell dings) 262 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,726 WOMAN (over P.A.): Dr. Hines. Dr. Hines. 263 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,038 I don't have to worry. 264 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:45,635 I know that Sophia is very loyal to her masked man. 265 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:52,143 (humming the "William Tell Overture") 266 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,983 How can they have a Halloween party 267 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,079 without the Lone Ranger? 268 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,563 HOWARD: That was a great idea, 269 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,030 borrowing these costumes from 270 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,158 the college theater department for the Halloween party. 271 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,794 RICHIE: Thanks, Dad. I love mine. 272 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,394 En garde! 273 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,234 Take that, you swine. 274 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,934 Hah! You fight like a chair. 275 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,032 (Blink) 276 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,975 Oh. Wearing armor, huh? 277 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,208 Well, I'm all set, Cyrano. 278 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,050 King Henry VIII has his turkey leg. 279 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,417 (doorbell rings) 280 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,422 The king will answer the door. 281 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,892 Hi, mister. 282 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:39,022 Well, young lady, if you're looking for a pajama party, 283 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,361 you've come to the wrong house. 284 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,400 Trick or treat. 285 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,095 You go trick-or-treating in pajamas? 286 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,296 This is a costume. 287 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,339 I'm dressed as a middle-class housewife. 288 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,472 Cute. 289 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,703 Well, how about it? 290 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,178 Do I get a treat, or do you get a trick? 291 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,806 Well, that's a nice costume. 292 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,349 I think you do deserve a treat. 293 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,918 - Let's... - I'll take this. Thanks. 294 00:11:59,019 --> 00:11:59,986 No! Wait! 295 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,418 Did you see...? She took my turkey leg! 296 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,583 Now how am I gonna be King Henry? 297 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,490 Well, I-l guess you'll just have to be... 298 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,585 King Kong. (laughs) 299 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,336 I don't need jokes, Cyrano, I need a turkey leg. 300 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,634 Okay, why... why don't you check in the refrigerator, Dad. 301 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,334 L-I think I saw something in there wrapped in aluminum foil. 302 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,413 Everything in there is wrapped in aluminum foil. 303 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,815 Mirror, mirror on the wall. 304 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,751 Who's the fairest of them all? 305 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,084 Joanie, you look beautiful. 306 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,214 Oh, you look great, too, Dad, 307 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,521 except your pillow is a little crooked. 308 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,552 I'm not wearing a pillow. 309 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,399 Better watch it, Snow White, 310 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,026 or you'll be sent up to your dungeon. 311 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,262 (laughs) 312 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,238 I'm really gonna be hot at the party tonight. 313 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,866 Who are you? 314 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:56,942 I'm your brother. 315 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,910 (laughing): Sizzling, sizzling hot. 316 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,742 No, no, I'm Cyrano de Bergerac. 317 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,282 Can't you see the no... 318 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,817 Oh, I forgot the nose. All right, I'll be right back. 319 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,477 -(doorbell rings) - Get that, Snow White. 320 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,054 Okay. 321 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,885 (evil laughter) 322 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,754 - Guess who. -(Joanie chuckles) 323 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:13,758 Hi, Al. 324 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,954 Oh, you guessed me. 325 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,798 I should've worn my Shirley Temple outfit. 326 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,266 Where's Chachi? 327 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,428 - He's right outside. - Oh. 328 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,595 You know, he's Fonzie's cousin. 329 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,867 - He likes to make an entrance. - Oh... 330 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,135 Okay, Chach! 331 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,801 ? Ta-da! ? 332 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,914 Ah, Snow White, you're a vision of loveliness. 333 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,851 You and me, later. 334 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,120 Well, well, the eighth dwarf-- Pushy. 335 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,293 No, I'm Prince Charming. 336 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,591 (car horn honks) 337 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,461 Wait a second! 338 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,055 We're going with Jenny Piccalo's folks. 339 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,931 Oh, I can hardly wait to see her costume. 340 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,663 She's going dressed as Lady Godiva. 341 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,866 Lady Godiva. 342 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,533 Wah, wah, wah. 343 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,474 This way, Snow White. 344 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,568 No way, Prince Squirt. 345 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,148 Richard, there is no turkey leg in there, just meatloaf! 346 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,721 Now, what king carries meatloaf? 347 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:16,989 Boo! 348 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,558 Hi, Al. 349 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,721 Hey, you recognized me. 350 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,263 I know what-- it's the shoes. 351 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,332 You recognized the shoes, right? 352 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,962 My king. 353 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,699 Anne Boleyn, my lovely queen. 354 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,970 Oh, sire, you're so romantic. 355 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,704 Gunning) 356 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,044 (grunts) 357 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,184 Well, what do you think? 358 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,650 Huh? You like it? 359 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,085 - It looks nice. (chuckles) - Oh, thanks. 360 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,788 Rich... tonight... 361 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,453 try not to stand next to me, okay? 362 00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,056 Well, look, as soon as Fonzie's girl comes, we can leave, huh? 363 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,065 Oh, Ralph called. 364 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,601 He's so sweet. 365 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,364 He volunteered to pick her up and bring her to the party. 366 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,371 Oh, yeah, volunteered. 367 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,963 So sweet. (chuckles) 368 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,168 All right then, let's go. Come on. 369 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,412 That's right, it's me. 370 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,038 Let's not make a federal case out of it, huh? 371 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,048 I'm here. Where's Sophia? 372 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,140 Hi, Al. 373 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,052 That does it. 374 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,454 I'm going home and change my shoes. 375 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,683 Arthur, what are you doing here? 376 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,884 RICHIE: You're sick, Fonz. 377 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,256 You've got no clothes under your coat. 378 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,886 - You were at the hospital... - Look, I am not going back 379 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,465 to the hospital, I'm going to the party. 380 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,727 I'll go back tomorrow morning, first thing. 381 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,201 You are going back to the hospital tonight. 382 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,634 (doorbell rings) 383 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:40,738 There they are now. 384 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,330 The doctor came for you. 385 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,139 You brought it on yourself! 386 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,847 Oh, what cute children. 387 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,713 You're dressed as little hospital patients. 388 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,378 Mom, they are little hospital patients. 389 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,080 They're from Fonzie's room. 390 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,623 Stool pigeon. 391 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,853 Will you get over here? 392 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,359 Hey, Fonz. 393 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,624 How did you and why are you here? 394 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,823 They must've followed you. 395 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:06,922 How'd you get out of the hospital? 396 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,057 It was easy. 397 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:08,929 They're on strike. 398 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,469 We snuck. 399 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,470 Let me ask you a question. 400 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,006 How can you run around like this at nighttime? 401 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,597 You know, you could get sick. 402 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,642 We're already sick. 403 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:18,905 Oh, that's great. 404 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,413 I'm surrounded by wise-guy munchkins. 405 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,074 Well, I hope you're happy now. 406 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,651 You sure set some example. 407 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,914 Now, we got to get these kids back to the hospital. 408 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,580 - Richie, you bring Fonzie back. - Right. 409 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,124 Come on, children, off to the hospital-- now, bundle up. 410 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,250 GIRL: Some Halloween! 411 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,590 HOWARD: Let's go, everybody! 412 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,791 How come the guy with the pillow is so grumpy? 413 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,300 I am not wearing a pillow! 414 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,769 But you are a little grumpy, dear. 415 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,436 Well, why shouldn't I be grumpy? 416 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,377 I got to take three kids back to the hospital, 417 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,541 a ten-year-old housewife took my turkey leg 418 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:02,212 and, Marion, these tights are strangling me. 419 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,485 You really did it tonight, Fonz. 420 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,081 A mass breakout. 421 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,990 Come on. I'll take you back to the hospital. 422 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,256 I'm not going back to the hospital. 423 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,764 Now, just lay off. I don't feel so hot anyway. 424 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,129 I'm gonna wait here for Sophia. 425 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,224 Ralph took her. 426 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,735 Well, then, I'm gonna un-take her. 427 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,532 No, now, wait, I want to say something. 428 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,133 Fonz, I just want to tell you something, okay? 429 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,801 Make it fast. 430 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,539 Now, listen, you-you're sick. 431 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,741 Do you know you could lose your voice permanently? 432 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,113 Now, I want you to think about that, Fonz. 433 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,209 Because how would you look going... 434 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,056 It is Halloween. 435 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,991 I don't want to be in bed, cooped up, sick. 436 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,722 Well, you have no say in the matter. 437 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,389 You can't control when you're sick. 438 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,262 You can get mumps on your birthday, 439 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,857 you can get measles on Thanksgiving 440 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,527 or y-you could get, uh... 441 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,004 I know-- and tonsils on Halloween. 442 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,074 That's right. That's the way life is. 443 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,042 But why on Halloween? 444 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,778 You're right, Cunningham. 445 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,543 Take me back to the hospital. 446 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,518 BOY: Happy Halloween. 447 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,748 FONZIE: It's not my fault. 448 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,621 Fonz, boy, are you a drag. 449 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,753 Hey, look, I mean, this is our Halloween. 450 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,262 You know, there's not much we can do about it. 451 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:22,699 You know, you can't choose when you're gonna be sick. 452 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,201 That's easy for you to say. 453 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,567 This is probably your 50th Halloween! 454 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,334 Heyyy... 455 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,107 Yeah, it's only the third one I can remember. 456 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,771 All right, all right, I don't know what to do. 457 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,849 I mean, I'm not used to being with, you know, 458 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,474 people your height. 459 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,616 Boy, are you a drag. 460 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,351 I am not a drag! 461 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,089 Now, uh, why the long faces, huh? 462 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,630 I mean, we should be happy here, have some fun. 463 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,221 All right, everybody, off your beds. 464 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,562 Grab your bags, get your masks on, let's go. 465 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,568 We're going trick-or-treating. 466 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,866 You can't trick-or-treat in the hospital. 467 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,462 Let me tell you something, Russell, where there's a door, 468 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,064 there's a trick or treat. 469 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,076 Now, just put your mask on, you ninny-- let's go. 470 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,443 We're gonna go to the X-ray room, we're gonna go 471 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,040 to the doctors' room, we're going to patients' rooms, 472 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,812 we're gonna go to the nurses' room... 473 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,657 Boy, that was neat, Fonz. 474 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,922 Yeah, best trick-or-treat stuff ever. 475 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,895 Band-Aids... 476 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,590 cotton balls... 477 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,861 Look at this, an ah-stick. 478 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,561 Ah... 479 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,903 Poor Fonzie, all you got is nurses' telephone numbers. 480 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,843 Oh, yeah, that's my tough luck. 481 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,710 But I'll tell you something, the evening is young, you know. 482 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,306 I mean, you can't have a Halloween without a ghost story. 483 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,044 - You want to be scared? - KIDS: Yeah! 484 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,484 All right, we'll all meet on Allison's bed. Let's go. 485 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,147 Let's go. Here we go. 486 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,020 Up there, up there. 487 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,560 All right, now listen up. 488 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:58,096 Listen to the Lone Ghost Story Teller. 489 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,632 - I love ghost stories. - RUSSELL: Yeah, me, too. 490 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,634 All right, because this is a very scary story. 491 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,966 And here we go. 492 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,972 Once upon a time... 493 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,304 They all start that way. 494 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,504 What are you, a wise guy? 495 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:17,243 Once upon a midnight dreary... 496 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,910 (cackles) 497 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:24,115 Once upon a midnight dreary, 498 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,590 there were three little kidlets, 499 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,093 and their names just happened to be, 500 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,493 Patrick, Russell and Allison. 501 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,827 And they were stuck in the woods. 502 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,799 And all of a sudden... 503 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,461 (imitating a rainstorm) 504 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,039 ...a rainstorm started, 505 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,631 and the trees were dripping with wet. 506 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,972 And I want to tell you that in the distance 507 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,310 they saw this dark, eerie abandoned house. 508 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,975 And Patrick said, "Hey, let's go over there 509 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,985 to that dark, eerie abandoned house." 510 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,316 And they did. 511 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,823 They ran through the mud and the slush. 512 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,689 And they got up to that house and they walked up 513 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,887 the crickety porch, 514 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,828 and they opened up the creaky door... 515 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,923 (imitates creaking door) 516 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,697 ...and a bat flew out! 517 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,242 And then, all of a sudden, they heard this strange noise. 518 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,643 (Screaming): "Help...! 519 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,977 (high-pitched): "if this log rolls over, 520 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,551 "we'll drown. 521 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,745 We'll drown." 522 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,949 I want to tell you, they shook in their boots. 523 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,617 It was pitch dark. 524 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:34,887 (kids gasp) 525 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,826 And they started to walk up the staircase. 526 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,227 At the end of the staircase was this room. 527 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,733 And they opened up the door. 528 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,825 (imitates creaking door) 529 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,705 And all of a sudden, they heard the sound again. 530 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,245 (high-Pitched): "Help...! 531 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,907 (grumbly voice): "if this log rolls over, 532 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,451 "we'll drown. 533 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,249 "If this log rolls over, 534 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,723 we'll drown." 535 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,725 Well, I want to tell you, 536 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,060 Patrick took out his flashlight, 537 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,997 and he looked across the room, 538 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,833 and he saw a sink filled up with water. 539 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,669 And he looked in the middle of that sink, 540 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,869 and standing there, on a floating toothpick, 541 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,207 was this little ant. 542 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,748 And that ant was talking to his friend, 543 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,749 another little ant, and he said, 544 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,615 "Help! Help! 545 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,778 "If this log rolls over, we'll drown! 546 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,356 We'll drown!" 547 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,263 Hey, what's the matter here? 548 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,597 - That was neat, Fonzie. - Yeah? 549 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,195 Look at that. The boys are scared stiff. 550 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:54,330 Scared? 551 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,135 Nah, we're just cold. 552 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,471 FONZIE: Uh-huh. 553 00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:59,010 All right, that's our Halloween. 554 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,806 Now get over there, go to your beds. 555 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,506 Thanks for a nice Halloween, Fonz. 556 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,810 Yeah, you, too. 557 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,384 Fonz, you're not a drag. 558 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,781 Heyyy. 559 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,285 An ant on a toothpick? 560 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,048 Get over there. 561 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,225 Have a nice operation, Fonz. 562 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:17,558 Well, you have a nice operation your little self, huh? 563 00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:20,894 - I'm glad you were sick with me. - Mm. 564 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,832 All right. 565 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,404 Everybody in their beds? Get in there. 566 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,732 All right. 567 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,270 Nurses station? 568 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:41,280 All right, I'll see, uh, Ellen, Barbara... 569 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:44,357 At 11:00, I'll have Debbie come in here for a massage. 570 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,448 That Fonzie. 571 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:48,856 Uh, in case you forgot, 572 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,396 this is room 307, the Fonz. 573 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,591 Heyyy. 574 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,342 Oh, Marion, that dinner was just delicious. 575 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,349 - Yeah. - Yeah. 576 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,350 Arthur must be all better. 577 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,681 He ate everything on his plate. 578 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,414 I'll tell you something, Mrs. C., I feel terrific. 579 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,513 What is for dessert? 580 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:19,955 Everybody's favorite... 581 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,185 - Lemon tart! -Chocolate cake! - Strawberry shortcake? 582 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,192 RICHIE: Chocolate sundae! 583 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:25,127 -...pumpkin pie! -(everyone groaning) 584 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,063 We've been having pumpkin all week. 585 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,396 Pumpkin pie, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin ice cream, 586 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:32,301 pumpkin pudding... I've had pumpkin up to here. 587 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:33,497 I've had so many pumpkins, 588 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:36,098 I feel like I should put a candle in my mouth. 589 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,939 How was I to know that the prize for best costume 590 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,104 was 50 pumpkins? 591 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,945 Oh, Howard, drink your pumpkin juice. 592 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,280 ? These days are ours ? 593 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,949 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 594 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,289 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 595 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:58,125 ? These are such happy days! ? 596 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,403 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 597 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,905 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 598 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,476 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 599 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,011 ? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ? 600 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,672 ? These days are ours ? 601 00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:18,375 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 602 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:21,010 ? These days are ours ? 603 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,350 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby a' 604 00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:26,118 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 605 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:30,059 ? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ? 606 00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:34,659 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43255

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