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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,705 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:07,074 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,910 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,446 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,748 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,084 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,955 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,455 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,959 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby I 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:27,061 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,395 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,798 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,667 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,569 (organ solo plays over rhythmic handclaps) 15 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:47,114 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,850 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,152 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,921 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,558 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,360 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,861 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,132 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:08,135 - I Happy and free I - S Oh, baby I 24 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,537 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,072 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,131 ? And mine, Happy Days! I 27 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,215 Happy Days is filmed in front of a studio audience. 28 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:24,051 ? Too late, ooh-ooh ? 29 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:27,054 ? Too late, ooh-ooh ? 30 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:29,456 ? Too bad, ooh-ooh ? 31 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:33,126 ? Therefore, ooh-ooh ? 32 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:36,063 ? Too late, ooh-ooh ? 33 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,832 ? Too late, ooh-ooh ? 34 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,535 ? That's me, ooh-ooh ? 35 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,669 ? Bop! ? 36 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,203 (humming to tune) 37 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,338 oh! (laughs) 38 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,041 I was just dancing. 39 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,641 Yes, Officer? 40 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,711 I'm looking for Arthur Fonzarelli. 41 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,680 Oh, Arthur, here you are. 42 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,816 Don't worry, Officer, I got everything under control. 43 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,084 Are you Fonzarelli? 44 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:59,416 No, but it's a common mistake. 45 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,190 Trying some more of your cute stuff, huh, kid? 46 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,391 Ah, he's a good boy, Officer. 47 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,059 Fonzarelli's in his office. 48 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,528 I'll go get him. 49 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,196 Aw, great! He's the men's room attendant? 50 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:12,066 Are you kidding? The men's room attendant? 51 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:14,567 Ha, yeah. You tell him that. 52 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,271 Hey, Fonzie, there's a man out here for you. 53 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,206 FONZIE: Al, I'm on the phone! 54 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:22,209 He's wearing a badge. 55 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,200 I'm off the phone! 56 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,252 I'm Fonzarelli. What's up? 57 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,489 (laughs) He thought I was you. 58 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,480 Whoa! 59 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,163 I didn't do nothing! I was framed, I tell you! 60 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,399 Badge, you talk. 61 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:48,102 - It was 2:30 in the afternoon. - Yeah? 62 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:51,472 I spotted the subject selling ties on the street. 63 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,841 Ugly ties. 64 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,476 And I think they're hot. 65 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,411 They're not hot, just inexpensive. 66 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,613 Well, Why'd you bring him to me? I don't wear ties. 67 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,116 Well, it's all here right here on the school card. 68 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:04,183 We couldn't locate his mother. 69 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,952 His father's deceased. 70 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,989 And the school card listed you as the next closest relative. 71 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,557 Now, let me get this straight. You got a badge. 72 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:11,858 You got a kid selling ties. 73 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,260 Have you got a charge? 74 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,428 I'm a truant officer. 75 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,661 He's playing hooky. 76 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:16,830 Second time this week. 77 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,098 -(snaps fingers) - Get over here. 78 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,366 What are you trying to do? 79 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,902 Worry your mother to a frazzle, huh? 80 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,638 Now, I promise you, the Fonz promises you, 81 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,206 he'll be at school tomorrow. 82 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,038 Or at least pieces of him will be. 83 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,577 All right. 84 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,280 - I'll consider this case closed. - Yeah. 85 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,749 Hey. kid? 86 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,919 Are you sure "stupido" means "truant officer" in Italian? 87 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,621 Sure! 88 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,022 What else? 89 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,024 Well, I'm gonna look it up! 90 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,560 Well, see you, Officer. 91 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,797 I'll tell you, that guy's got some nerve. 92 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,632 I was cleaning up before he came along. 93 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,100 Button it up. 94 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,102 That's not the point, Chachi. 95 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,837 You should be in school! 96 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,939 RICHIE: Fonz! 97 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,408 Hey, Fonz! 98 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,399 I got to tell you something. 99 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,078 You should've been 100 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,847 at the girl's volleyball game today, Fonz. 101 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,416 One of the girls forgot to wear her... 102 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,352 - Richie, this is not... - And... 103 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,688 Chachi. Cut school. 104 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,924 Truant officer. Tell him. 105 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,157 Isn't he a little young to hear 106 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,893 about a girl who forgot to wear her... 107 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,194 Not about a girl. 108 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:23,130 About school. 109 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,498 - Oh! - Tell him. 110 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,433 Oh, cut school? 111 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,702 Oh, Chachi, you ought to know better than that. 112 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,204 You just can't go around cutting school. 113 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,104 - That's just not a nice... - Uh, Cunningham, you don't have 114 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,341 to be polite; he is a family disgrace. 115 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,642 You should be in school. 116 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:36,776 Tell him! 117 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,377 But I don't do good in school. 118 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,913 I hate it! It's boring! 119 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,715 I mean, who cares about the Civil War? 120 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,046 We won. 121 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,621 Well, um, maybe if you were doing better, 122 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,722 y-you'd like it more. 123 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:49,923 Aw, come on. 124 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,192 The only subject I'm not behind in is lunch. 125 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,894 A-All right, all right, okay. 126 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,462 How about... how about getting a tutor? 127 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,397 Cunningham, we're talking school here, 128 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,332 not playing horns. 129 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,767 Oh, Fonz, remember when I... when I helped you with school? 130 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,904 That's all a tutor is, just a private instructor. 131 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,674 I knew that. 132 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:09,743 I just wanted you to explain it to him. 133 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:10,944 How about that, huh? 134 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,343 Cunningham's gonna toot you. 135 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,082 Oh, me? 136 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,315 Fonz... 137 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,884 Well, you see, I'm-I'm in college now. 138 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,518 I got a lot of reading to do, 139 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,288 and, you know, term papers, and... 140 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,789 I've been seeing Laurie Beth. 141 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,425 You know, the cheerleader? 142 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,693 And you know how it is. 143 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,058 - Sis-boom-bah! - Yeah. 144 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,231 I totally understand, you know? 145 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,200 Those sis-boom-bahs can tire you right out. 146 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,402 - Yeah. - Especially those boom-bahs. 147 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,104 CHACHI: I don't want a tutor anyway. 148 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,572 Forget school. 149 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,439 I'm making 35 bucks a week. 150 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,242 Chicken feed. 151 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,444 Well, it's more than those nerds at school make. 152 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,679 No. no. no, no. 153 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,215 Uh, statistics show that high school graduates 154 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,484 earn more per capita than high school dropouts. 155 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,286 And then if you become a college graduate, 156 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,420 why, the difference is just drastically... 157 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,289 Uh, Cunningham, Cunningham, Cunningham? 158 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:57,990 You see how smart school can make you? 159 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:01,228 Just make it more interesting next time, will you? 160 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,063 Yeah, but school's a drag. 161 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,998 Hey, let me tell you something. You trust me. 162 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,766 School is cool. 163 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,668 If you say so. 164 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,303 I say so. 165 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,570 Now, what are we gonna do about this tutoring jazz? 166 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,706 Well, what about Joanie? 167 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,975 - I think it might be good. - Huh? 168 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,945 Because she's closer to his grade anyway. 169 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,980 I'm liking it better already. 170 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,081 (chuckles) 171 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,784 Me and Blue Eyes? Wah-wah-wah. 172 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,452 Well, I got to go, Fonz. 173 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:28,221 I got a lot more ties to sell. 174 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,422 Yeah, Fonz? 175 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,792 School is your business now. 176 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,759 Oh, Fonz, I can't. 177 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,961 I need the loot. 178 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,829 I got to help out at home. 179 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,066 All right, here's the plan. 180 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,400 You do good in school, you show me good grades, 181 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,104 I'll give you a part-time job with me at the garage. 182 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,640 - You mean it? - Hey, I'm a man of my word. 183 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,241 Boy, working side by side with you, Fonz. 184 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,376 You got a deal. 185 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,346 All right. 186 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,348 - Hey, thanks, Richie. - Oh, it's all right. 187 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:55,948 Now, what do you think Joanie's gonna want 188 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,184 for helping him at school? 189 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,617 Oh, just some pocket money. 190 00:06:58,618 --> 00:06:59,285 Yeah. 191 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,554 A whip and a chair. 192 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,545 (both laugh) 193 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,194 CHACHI: Hey, the tie looks great on you, Mr. C. 194 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,526 Yeah, it's my favorite color. 195 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,468 Well... 196 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,838 I'm ready. 197 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:18,872 Hi-ya, Blue Eyes. 198 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,707 Wah-wah-wah. 199 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:23,109 Oh, and if he starts with that, I want time and a half. 200 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,678 No, no, a deal's a deal. 201 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:28,115 Come on, Howard, let's leave them alone to study. 202 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,449 I am not going to leave Wah-Wah-Wah 203 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,086 and Blue Eyes alone. 204 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,321 Richard? 205 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,023 Aw, Dad, I can't. 206 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,492 I... I'm going with Laurie Beth. I promised her. 207 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,595 We're gonna go out and take a little moonlight stroll. 208 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,330 Do it in the morning. 209 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,300 Aw, you're a real joker, Dad. He's... 210 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,370 All right, Chachi, let's get started. 211 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,362 I teach, you learn. 212 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,214 Dad, please. 213 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,117 All right, Joanie, I can see you're in charge. 214 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,854 But I'll be at the top of the stairs listening for your call. 215 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:10,846 A simple "help" will do. 216 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,294 All right, you're behind at school, 217 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,229 but that doesn't mean you can't make it up. 218 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,399 The secret is just keep your mind on your work. 219 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,400 Right. 220 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,735 You want to dance first 221 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,537 or go right on to the heavy stuff? 222 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:27,741 You want a broken nose first or go right on to the hospital? 223 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,476 You got spirit. 224 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,777 I love older women. 225 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,379 Let's run away together. 226 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,448 How far can we run? 227 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:36,750 You got to be in by 10:00. 228 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:41,051 Now, we either begin to study or I will call my father. 229 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,456 And then I'll call Fonzie. 230 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:44,957 - Oh, right, uh... - Yeah. 231 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,861 I have a test tomorrow, and here are some sample questions. 232 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,196 MARION: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. 233 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,299 But before you start, could you come up and help me? 234 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,266 I'm trying to fix the hem on a dress, 235 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,536 and your father is too short. 236 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,539 And... he's also, you know, a little bit... 237 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,540 JOAN I E: Fat. 238 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,776 (shushes) Come on. 239 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,643 Okay, you look over your homework, 240 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,546 and I'll be right back. 241 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,709 Why don't you, uh, slip into something more comfortable? 242 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,159 Hello, Tony? 243 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,026 Yeah, Chachi. 244 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,530 Hey, you know that test you swiped? 245 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,022 Well, I'm gonna get the answers right now. 246 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,342 Hey, Fonz! Fonz! 247 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,343 I did it! 248 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,344 How dare you? 249 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,478 Would you walk into a... 250 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,380 into an operating room like that? 251 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,182 Oh, but, Fonz, I got a hundred. 252 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,117 How'd you sell that many ties? 253 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,152 What'd you do, sell them to a marching band? 254 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,288 Not ties, I got a hundred on my test. 255 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,556 A perfect score. 256 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,991 Are you snowing me? 257 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:51,992 No. 258 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,859 Hey, your Fonzarelli blood 259 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,829 finally made it up to your brain, huh? 260 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,764 I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you. 261 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,399 All right, Chachi, all right. 262 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,635 You got a job. 263 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:05,504 ? Dun-da-dun-dun-da-da! ? 264 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,407 I want you to have this. 265 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,675 An old mechanic's hat? 266 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:11,645 Don't you make fun of a historical monument. 267 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,546 This is my first hat. 268 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,851 Oh, your first hat? 269 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,885 Can I keep it? 270 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,620 - Yea h . - Wow. 271 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,956 Boys gave it to me when I souped up my first car. 272 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,925 What was I? I was, uh, seven and a half. 273 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,493 (chuckles) 274 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,093 Well, I got to take a look-see. 275 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,359 Hey, I bet you Joanie will dig a man in uniform. 276 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,672 I tell you something, I am very proud of that guy. 277 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,807 Now I know how Eisenhower's mother felt. 278 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,443 You know what I mean? (laughs) 279 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,445 Hi, Fonz. 280 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,848 Well, the Cunningham offspring. 281 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,783 Oh, that lousy Mr. Wah-Wah-Wah! 282 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,085 All right, calm down, Joanie. 283 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,688 - That little cheat stole a test! - Calm down. 284 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,655 That rat fink tricked me into giving him the answers! 285 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,525 I'll give him cheat! 286 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,526 Will you calm down?! 287 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,694 No, you calm down, Red. 288 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,362 Now, what is the skinny here? 289 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,630 - Well, it's what she said. - JOANIE: Yeah. 290 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,497 And he's been suspended for two weeks. 291 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,500 A suspended head in my hat? 292 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,669 Pretty good, huh? 293 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,670 Hi-ya, Blue Eyes. 294 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,661 How do you like it? 295 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,731 Wah-wah-wah! 296 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,145 Is it on crooked? 297 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,375 It isn't the hat that's crooked, buddy! 298 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,620 What'd he mean by that? 299 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,389 They mean that you're crooked. 300 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,258 That hundred? You cheated, didn't you? 301 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,891 So? 302 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,395 So?! My cousin don't cheat! 303 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,497 What do you got to say besides "so"?! 304 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,899 - What do I got to say? - Yeah. 305 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,334 I'll tell you what. 306 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,602 I don't need your stinking job! 307 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,204 I've been doing all right without it! 308 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,373 Without you, without school, without anybody! 309 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,540 And I'll tell you something else, Fonzarelli. 310 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,532 I don't need your stupid cap! 311 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,376 "Stupid can"? 312 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,385 "Stupid cap"?! 313 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,787 It's a very good thing that I don't got a bad temper. 314 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,303 ? La, la, la, la, la-la-la ? 315 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,406 ? La, la, la, la, la-la ? 316 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,974 ? La, la, la, la, la. ? 317 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,976 And Chachi almost got me suspended 318 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,178 because they thought I was an accomplice. 319 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,415 Well, Arthur will have a little talk with Chachi. 320 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, that's the problem. 321 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,786 Fonzi refuses to talk to Chachi. 322 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:36,755 Well, speaking as an adult, in most circumstances, 323 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,026 a child feels a lot better when he's talked to. 324 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,529 Talk? You always yell at me! 325 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,930 That makes me feel better. 326 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,532 Parents! 327 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,001 I'm going to Jenny Pint-Mo's to see the sf ides 328 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,637 of her vacation at Sunny Slopes. 329 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,540 Sunny Slopes? That's a nudist colony! 330 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,973 Joanie! 331 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,576 Feel better, Dad? (chuckles) 332 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,479 Howard, here. 333 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,615 Hey, evening, Cunningham family. 334 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,318 Look, I just found your paper on my doorstep again. 335 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,287 Your newsboy's got a great arm. 336 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,389 Why aren't you talking? 337 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,157 I thought I did. 338 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,792 - To Chachi. - No! 339 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,527 Oh, now you're angry. I understand. 340 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,062 I'm not angry. 341 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:20,166 I don't talk to short people that tell me to get lost. 342 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,435 Fonzie, Chachi has a problem. 343 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,703 Now, you can't ignore him. 344 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,005 Look, Mr. C, I gave that boy a plan, 345 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,607 he threw it back in my face. 346 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,842 He's on his own. 347 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,477 He's just a little boy! 348 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,346 Well, so was I when I got caught on the swings in kindergarten. 349 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,049 The teacher said, "You got yourself up there, 350 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,381 you get yourself down." 351 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,554 So what'd you do then? 352 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,215 I climbed down, I chased her up there! 353 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,629 Well, good for you. 354 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,198 Marion, that is not the problem here. 355 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,767 You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right, Mr. C. 356 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,703 It's not the problem. It's Chachi's. 357 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,505 It's up to him. 358 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,507 Boy, just like a parent. 359 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,208 I'm not the kid's parent, Red. 360 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,644 Fonzie... 361 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,280 Stay with me, will you, Marion? 362 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,783 Now, look, the boy doesn't have a father. 363 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:13,583 He needs someone he can look up to, a-a male figure. 364 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,093 He does look up to you like a father, Fonz. 365 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,594 A lot of people do. 366 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,530 Do you have any idea how many times 367 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,466 I tried to tell him to get lost? 368 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,734 You did? 369 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,335 Well, not in so many words. 370 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,406 But, see, the important thing is that he never did. 371 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,575 I always knew he'd be there. 372 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,744 FONZIE: The subject is close-amundo! 373 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:42,682 Now, look, I really appreciate what you're all trying to do, 374 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,218 but there's the Fonzarelli code that says, 375 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,355 "if someone slams a door in your face..." Huh? 376 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,690 "...you don't ring the doorbell 377 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,455 so they can slam it back in your face again!" Whoa! 378 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,598 Well, he certainly made his position very clear. 379 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,569 Oh, Howard, what am I gonna do with this? 380 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,469 Knit on it, Marion. 381 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,147 (slurping) 382 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,842 II 383 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,585 - Hi, Al. - Hi, Rich. 384 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,855 How many has he had? 385 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,257 He's been here since this morning. 386 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,726 Hey, Al, hurry up with my drink. 387 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,995 Oh, and bring one for my friend here. 388 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,760 See that? Try to talk some sense into him, will you? 389 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:39,204 Chachi. 390 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,440 Look, I-l know you're... 391 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,408 you're busted up over this Fonzie thing, but... 392 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,644 What Fonzie thing? 393 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,713 There's this chick, you know what I mean? 394 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,413 Oh, it's-it's a girl, huh? 395 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,249 Yeah, Boom Boom Lame. 396 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,618 Huh, Boom Boom. 397 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,353 She dumped you? 398 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,656 Yeah, yeah. She ran off with a TV star. 399 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,691 I think it was Snooky Lanson. 400 00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,892 I'll get over it. 401 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,426 Yeah. 402 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:04,697 Well, uh... you want to tell me about it? 403 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,365 Hey, listen, Cunningham, 404 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,535 don't try any of this child psychologyjunk on me. 405 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,204 All right, all right, you're right. 406 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,841 We don't need those games... do we, pal? 407 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,377 Think I'm dumb enough for that old buddy routine? 408 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,046 Ha. 409 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,714 Routine?! 410 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,549 Let me tell you something, squirt! 411 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,251 I've had enough of this stuff! And let me tell you...! 412 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,454 And don't try the anger bit, either. 413 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,944 I'm hip to that one, too. 414 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,163 All right. 415 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,732 All right, I got one last routine left. 416 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,101 - Oh, yeah? What's that? -Yeah, it's a totally new approach. 417 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,102 What's that? 418 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,404 Truth, honesty. 419 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,905 That's a new one. 420 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:50,276 Well, it's not new, but it's the best. 421 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,880 Look, I know it's tough getting kicked out of school. 422 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,648 School isn't important. 423 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,617 Mr. Super Cool dropped out. 424 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,052 Oh, true, true. 425 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,453 But Fonzie was cool enough to know 426 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,021 that he wanted to go back and finish later. 427 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,923 - And you know why? - Because he wanted to. 428 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,258 Well, that's what he tells everybody, 429 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,526 but that's not the real reason. 430 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,561 - It isn't? - No. 431 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,363 No, it was pride. 432 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,998 Fonzie couldn't stand being a quitter. 433 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,433 He had to prove something. 434 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,102 He had to prove that he could finish anything that he started. 435 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,270 I can do that. 436 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,706 - Sure you can. - But I don't want to. 437 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,908 I mean, I'm not gonna go crawling back 438 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,309 and apologize to some principal. 439 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,111 - Well, you don't have to crawl. - Forget it! 440 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,180 It's the code. 441 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,844 Fonzie says, "You made your bed bad, you get wrinkled." 442 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,489 All right, keep your stupid codes, 443 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,424 because I've had it. 444 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,059 Hey, Richie, wait. 445 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,595 ? First star I see ? 446 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:46,332 ? Won't you bring my baby to me... ? 447 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,467 What do I do? 448 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,936 All right. 449 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,472 Well, you're a... you're a salesman, aren't you? 450 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,740 The best. 451 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,041 All right, all right. 452 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,311 You go find that principal, and you sell yourself. 453 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,114 Hey, yeah. 454 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,281 If I can sell those stupid ties, 455 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,018 why can't I sell a terrific product-- me? 456 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,755 That's right. Okay, in the meantime, 457 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,989 I'll go talk to Fonzie, see what I can do about your job. 458 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,291 Is that fair enough? 459 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,793 Fair enough. 460 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,662 Oh, and, uh, I'll tell you what I'll do, Cunningham. 461 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,130 I'll even take back your old man's tie. 462 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,364 (chuckles) Well, you don't have to go that far. 463 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,201 Oh, uh, no, thanks, Al. I don't need it now. 464 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,203 See you, Rich. Thanks. 465 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,568 See you, Chach. 466 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,297 Oh, boy. (chuckles) 467 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,846 So, he thinks he's got problems, huh? 468 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,015 Yeah. 469 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,217 Ever tell you about Rosa Coletti? 470 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,019 Yeah. 471 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,488 I first met Rosa in '34. 472 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,157 No, no, it was 1935. 473 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,827 She was a tiny girl. 474 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,125 Shiny black hair... 475 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,054 (engine revving) 476 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,801 Fonz? 477 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,907 Fonz?! 478 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,274 Fonz, would you cut the noise?! 479 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,314 Noise? 480 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,449 You calling this noise? 481 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,517 This symphony of pistons? 482 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,955 (hums Beethoven's No. 5 Symphony) 483 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,024 No, it's-it's real nice, Fonz. 484 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,126 Look, I-l got somebody waiting outside, 485 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,663 and, uh, well, he'd like to try and get a job here. 486 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,699 Hey, I don't need any help. You think Beethoven needed help? 487 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,068 Well, maybe I could just bring him in, 488 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,604 and-and you could give him an interview or something, okay? 489 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,040 What's his name, Cunningham? 490 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,374 Charles Arcola. 491 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,210 Chachi? 492 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:43,249 In your own words, Richard, "Ha-ha-ha." 493 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,851 It didn't work. I've got no openings. 494 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,216 I'm sorry. I can't use him. 495 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,189 - Hey, Fonz. - Yeah? 496 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,826 How come you didn't just, uh, send this heap 497 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,695 over to the-the wrecking yard? 498 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,997 I didn'tjunk it for two reasons: 499 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,300 one, the pay might make tune-up history, (chuckles) 500 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,369 and two, it was a challenge. 501 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,305 I climbed the peak in Motorland. 502 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,108 I think most guys would have just left it to rot. 503 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,811 Most guys would have had to. 504 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,880 Right. 505 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,150 Don't you think Chachi deserves the same kind of consideration? 506 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,185 Richie, this is a car. 507 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,855 It needs a new starter, pistons, brakes, transmission, 508 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,624 a little time, a little attention. 509 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,728 "Little time, little attention." 510 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,164 I get your drift, but it didn't work. 511 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,199 Your trick didn't work. 512 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,567 Bring him in, anyway. 513 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,068 Oh, oh, great. All right, thanks, Fonz. 514 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,370 Just a second. 515 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,006 Chachi! Hey, Chachi, come on, come on! 516 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,542 Hurry, hurry! 517 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,111 Chachi, Fonz... 518 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,915 why don't you two just, uh, have a little chat, okay? 519 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,885 Just converse a little bit, all right? 520 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,654 Hi. 521 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,765 Nice weather we're having. 522 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,995 It'll do. 523 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:13,939 Well? 524 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,208 I'm looking for a job. 525 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,877 You ever work in a garage before, Mr. Arcola? 526 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,178 Briefly. 527 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,981 Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Arcola. 528 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,016 You work in this garage, 529 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,052 every employee has certain requirements to fill. 530 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,054 Like what? 531 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,956 Like what? Like number one: 532 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,756 employee must be in school. No kick-outs. 533 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:32,858 I am in school. 534 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,459 You ain't for the next two weeks. 535 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,695 I'm back in school now! 536 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,563 - Don't you yell at me. - Sorry. 537 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,666 I had a little talk with the principal. 538 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,501 He let me back in on trial. 539 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,736 I sold myself. 540 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,371 How many ties went with you? 541 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,273 Oh, lots. I had a one-cent sale. 542 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,374 He couldn't resist them. 543 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,569 (laughs) 544 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,114 Requirement number two: 545 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:58,117 employee must apologize to former employer 546 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,052 for getting uppity. 547 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,153 Uppity? 548 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,657 That's right, uppity. 549 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,293 All right, uppity. 550 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,963 Tell my former employer I'm sorry I got uppity 551 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,266 and it won't happen no more, okay? 552 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:15,867 - Okay. - Do I get the job? 553 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,704 I don't know. 554 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,473 Now, look, Chach, I don't think it's gonna work out, you know? 555 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:25,342 You remind me too much of myself when I was your age. 556 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,049 On the other hand, look at me. 557 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,813 I turned out perfect-amundo. 558 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,228 Hmm. 559 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,965 All right, we'll give it one more shot. 560 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,700 Ah, that's great, Fonz! 561 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,701 That's great! Thanks! 562 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,303 What do you want me to do? 563 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,238 I want you to clean my office. 564 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,340 Clean the office. Oh, sure. 565 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,542 First thing in the morning. 566 00:22:56,542 --> 00:23:00,046 But first I want to go see Cindy Turtleback. 567 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,715 Wah-wah-wah. 568 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,183 (Snaps fingers) 569 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,384 Yeah, Fonz? 570 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:09,655 There's a time for work and a time for wah-wah. 571 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,323 And with work, comes responsibility. 572 00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:12,458 You get my drift? 573 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:13,693 Yeah, I guess you're right. 574 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:14,759 - Don't guess. - You're right. 575 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,961 That's right. 576 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,431 I want you to put this in your back pocket. 577 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,565 Look like a mechanic. 578 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,467 Thanks, Fonz. 579 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,102 - Mm-hmm. - Clean the office. 580 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,170 That's right. 581 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,770 I'll start with the calendar. 582 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,907 I can't wait to do Miss Carburetor. 583 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,275 Keep your eyes off that calendar! 584 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:37,082 ? La, la, la, la, la, la, la ? 585 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:41,042 ? La-la-la, la-la-la, la. ? 586 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,294 So, how'd you do on the chemistry test, Rich? 587 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,161 - Got a B-plus. - Figures. 588 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,789 How'd you do, Potsie? 589 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,034 The guy's got it in for me. 590 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:59,005 The guy's got it in for you? (chuckles) 591 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:01,606 Potsie, you blew up the man's lab. 592 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,877 It was only half a table. 593 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,971 Besides, his eyebrows will grow back. 594 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,550 Come on, Malph. We got to go pick up those blind dates. 595 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,385 Oh, yeah. Pots, wear your tie. 596 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:15,955 I told the girls we were roving ambassadors. 597 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,549 - What country's Roving? - No. 598 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,761 Fun-loving guys. 599 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,991 Yeah, they're nice. (chuckles) 600 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,023 (sighs): Ah, Richie... 601 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:31,095 Ever tell you about Rosa Coletti? 602 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,406 Yeah. 603 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:36,442 I first met Rosa in '34. 604 00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,675 Or was it '35? 605 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:38,911 '35, Al. 606 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,247 That's right. I'll never forget her. 607 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,648 Neither will I. 608 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,117 She was a-a tiny girl. 609 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,988 BOTH: Shiny black hair... 610 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,855 big brown eyes... 611 00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:54,026 red lips... 612 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,661 (both sigh) 613 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,630 ? These happy days are yours ? 614 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,189 ? And mine, Happy Days! I 615 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,705 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 616 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,641 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 617 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:12,211 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 618 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,712 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 619 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:17,416 ? These days are ours ? 620 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:20,719 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 621 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,754 ? These days are ours ? 622 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:25,091 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby I 623 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,860 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 624 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,694 ? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ? 625 00:25:31,744 --> 00:25:36,294 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43587

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