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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,602 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,969 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,805 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,345 ? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ? 5 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,642 ? Ready to race to you ? 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,978 ? These days are ours ? 7 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,850 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 8 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,354 ? These days are ours ? 9 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,857 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby a' 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,950 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 11 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,291 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 12 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,694 ? It feels so right it can't be wrong ? 13 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,564 ? Rocking and rolling all week long ? 14 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,660 (organ solo plays over rhythmic handclaps) 15 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:47,003 ? Sunday, Monday, happy days ? 16 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,742 ? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ? 17 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,046 ? Thursday, Friday, happy days ? 18 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,814 ? Saturday, what a day ? 19 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,448 ? Groovin' all week with you ? 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,253 ? These days are ours ? 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,761 - ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 22 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,025 ? These days are ours ? 23 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:08,033 - I Happy and free I - S Oh, baby a' 24 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,035 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,866 ? These happy days are yours ? 26 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,134 ? And mine, Happy Days! ? 27 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,670 RICHIE: Fonz, will you forget about the race 28 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,249 with the California Kid? 29 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,511 YOU' Q0113 concentrate on YOU!' screen I981' now. 30 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:27,144 Just think, a mechanic from Milwaukee flew all the way 31 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,450 out here to California for a shot at stardom. 32 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,455 You got a chance 33 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,218 to be the next James Dean. 34 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,624 And everything hinges on this one screen test. 35 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,560 Ah, well, Fonz, this is... 36 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,658 Fonz? 37 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:53,036 Heyyy. 38 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,246 Pretty good, huh? 39 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,825 Fonz, are you nervous? 40 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,359 Hey, what are you talking about, nervous? 41 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,985 They're looking for the next James Dean, right? 42 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,995 Who else are they gonna get? 43 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,703 That don't mean nothin'. 44 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,432 Where's the car? 45 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,668 Fonz! Uh, no, see, we-we got to go in. 46 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,743 I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. 47 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,835 (Fonzie sighs) 48 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,881 Fonzarelli. 49 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,246 Oh, it's all right, sir. 50 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:32,580 He's... he's-he's testing. 51 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,085 Uh, he's one of the testers... 52 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,917 Cunningham, will you get in here with me? 53 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,014 Right. 54 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,326 All right, where are they? 55 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,658 We're late now! 56 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,994 Bring in the James Deanses! 57 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,304 Good, good. It's about time. 58 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,135 Look what they send me. 59 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:56,300 All right, you guys, sit on the bench. 60 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,310 I want to start with you. 61 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,107 Sit on the bench and keep quiet. 62 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,409 Quiet... 63 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,643 on the set! 64 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,619 What are you doing? 65 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,955 Oh, this is called sitting down. 66 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,051 Oh. 67 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,288 Come here. Come here. 68 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,591 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 69 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,030 Do you see... do you see this? 70 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:21,363 Yeah. 71 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,800 D-I-R-E-C... mm... 72 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,372 ...T-O-R. 73 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,600 Do you know what that spells? 74 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,699 Yeah. Dirac... tor. 75 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,504 Very good. Very good. 76 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,172 I'm the director, 77 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,717 and no one sits in this chair but me. 78 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,185 All right, let's move fast. 79 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,756 I got people to meet-- big people, important people. 80 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,221 Where's my lemonade? 81 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,156 It's right here. 82 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,251 Ah, a new kid, huh? 83 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,524 Everybody's after my job. 84 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,100 Hey, uh, how come we're in a hospital? 85 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,929 Ain't this supposed to be a park? 86 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,935 Of course it's supposed to be a park. 87 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,062 Where's the park?! 88 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,969 Come on, don't play with those rocks. 89 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,236 Put 'em down. 90 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,107 Screen tests, screen tests. 91 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,510 War pictures, war pictures. 92 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,208 I love doing war pictures. 93 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:13,753 Did you ever see Naked and the Dead? 94 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:14,980 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, cool picture. 95 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,214 Wonderful movie. 96 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,724 They wouldn't let me do it. 97 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,022 They wouldn't even let me see it. 98 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,596 Ah, it's my life. 99 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,688 The screen test actor didn't show up today. 100 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,062 Hey, wait a minute, Rollo-. 101 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,761 Why don't you let Richie Cunningham here do it? 102 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,269 Who? 103 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,533 Well, yeah, I suppose that I could do it. 104 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,472 Uh, you see, sir, I know the lines 105 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,874 because I've been rehearsing with Fonzie. 106 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,208 After everybody's job, huh? 107 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,406 Okay, get ready! 108 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,448 (buzzer sounds) 109 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,812 Roll the cameras! 110 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,783 (camera whirring) 111 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,819 Action! 112 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,220 All right, Rich, take it away. 113 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:53,421 The cops are looking for you. 114 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,052 When are you gonna learn? 115 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,687 Learn. I'm learning. 116 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,664 It is a rough world out there, and I'm going to get me a piece 117 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:02,098 if I have to use my bare hands or not, dig it? 118 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,637 Always using your fists. 119 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,036 You're learning nothing, Bucko. 120 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,837 One of these days, your fists-- 121 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,414 they're gonna get you in a lot of trouble! 122 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,684 - That was very good, Rich. - Oh, thanks. 123 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,775 (Richie clears his throat) 124 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,418 You want to know something about my fists? 125 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,287 I'm going to the top, and these... 126 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,224 these are gonna pave the way. 127 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,761 Oh, you're stupid, Bucko. 128 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,193 Heyyy! 129 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,391 You think you get to the top with your fists? 130 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,728 It's not with your fists. 131 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:34,892 I'll tell you how you get somewhere. 132 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,697 With this-- with your brain. 133 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,362 Yeah, that's how much you know. 134 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,463 You know, brains, they don't shut up a squealer. 135 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,633 Brains, they don't keep a gang in order. 136 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,711 Huh! You know what you need? You need power! 137 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,712 And I'm gonna get some power! 138 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,047 Boy, you really do that very well. 139 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,642 Thank you. 140 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,222 - Power! - Yeah. 141 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,916 (Richie clears his throat) 142 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,928 You're never gonna understand, are you? 143 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,519 You just will never understand. 144 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,189 Hey, let me tell you something, Mel. 145 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,391 I ain't doing so bad. 146 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,729 I'm going to the top. 147 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,734 I'm going to the... top. 148 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,736 You'll probably make it... 149 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,237 if you live that long, Bucko. 150 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,671 Hey. 151 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:15,901 I'm telling you one thing. 152 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,443 What's that, Mel? 153 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,376 I'm going to be up there with you. 154 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,504 Brains... and power. 155 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,083 Yeah. 156 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,810 POMPOON: Cut! 157 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,477 - Print! -(buzzer sounds) 158 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,883 You were wonderful! 159 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,080 You were fantastic! 160 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,486 You were stupendous! 161 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,560 Oh, it's going to be you and me, babe, right to the top! 162 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,628 Anything that I can do for you, just ask. 163 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,094 Anything! Anything! 164 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,359 Oh, we didn't have breakfast. Could we have a sandwich? 165 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,592 You got it. 166 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,829 You got a sandwich, you got anything you want. 167 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,927 You probably got my job. 168 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,270 Let's take a five-minute break. 169 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,967 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah. 170 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,306 I'm telling you, Fonz, you-you were really boffo. 171 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,537 What did you just say? 172 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:53,807 Oh, no, that's good. 173 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:54,972 It-It's a Hollywood word. 174 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,107 - Ah. - Yeah. 175 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:01,413 (Richie sighs, sniffs, groans) 176 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,755 Mm. 177 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:20,830 (no voice) 178 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,300 (boat engine humming) 179 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,997 I can't believe it. 180 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,591 Our Richie. 181 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,637 I can. Oh! 182 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,137 Well, where is he? 183 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,867 Oh, he's down with Fonzie 184 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,670 practicing for the water skiing race. 185 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,575 I sent Joanie down to get him. 186 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,375 What's up? I got to practice driving the boat. 187 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,642 Oh, Richard. 188 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:03,875 Mom, what are you doing? 189 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,147 MARION: Oh, Richard, lam so proud of you! 190 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,722 -(Marion squeals happily) -(laughs): Yeah, that's nice. 191 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,586 -(Richie chuckles) - Oh, if you knew. 192 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,419 Something has happened. We just can't wait to tell you. 193 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,652 This is the most exciting thing. 194 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,819 Dad, what is going on? I don't understand. 195 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,829 Marion, would you just calm down, please? 196 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,262 Mother gets carried away sometimes. 197 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,458 Yes. (laughs) 198 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,934 You see, Richard, the studio called, and... 199 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,471 Marion... sit. 200 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,563 (Marion laughs) 201 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:32,342 The studio called to say that they saw the screen test, 202 00:08:32,446 --> 00:08:35,143 and they were very impressed with you. 203 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,817 (Richie laughs) 204 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,787 They were... (laughs) 205 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,686 - They were impressed with me? - Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,258 Oh, they were... 207 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,587 - You're not kidding? - No. 208 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,092 - Oh...! - Yeah, just think of it. 209 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,823 Your footprints in cement, a big mansion. 210 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,526 Oh, Richard, now promise me that you won't change your name. 211 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,626 Marion... I told you to sit! 212 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,068 I'll just stand over here. 213 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,368 All right, all right, picture this, picture this: 214 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:04,206 Bucko Cunningham! 215 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,712 Oh, Howard, he'll change his name. 216 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,508 Well, I just can't believe this. 217 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,447 L-I could really be a movie star. 218 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,848 Yeah, well, they... I think it's just terrific. 219 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,217 You know, they said that they liked the screen test, 220 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,518 and they were very much interested in you. 221 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,956 But, uh... there is something else we have to tell you. 222 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,791 - Yeah? - This is just like the movies. 223 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,388 They're sending over a contract. 224 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,557 They're sending a con...? 225 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:27,895 - There's gonna be a contract? - Mm-hmm. 226 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,732 Oh, my... oh, my gosh. Oh. 227 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,100 Hey, hey, you know... 228 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,764 You know what I bet they're gonna do? 229 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,433 They're gonna put Fonzie and me in a movie together. 230 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,600 Wouldn't that be great? 231 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,768 Hey, I've even got an idea. 232 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,277 We could do... we could do a film, uh, 233 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,780 like Rebel Without a Cause-- what a great picture. 234 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,180 Well, it's a little too soon for a remake. Forget that. 235 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,581 Okay, we'll do a Western. It'll be much better. 236 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,016 (imitating gunfire) 237 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,178 - Oh, Howard, tell him. -RICHIE: Cut 'em off at the pass. 238 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,188 Rope them doggies. (whoops) 239 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,951 Richard... 240 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,356 - You still in town, Pa? - Uh, Richard? 241 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,656 I thought I told you to get out. 242 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,787 - Richard! - Yeah, Dad? 243 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,765 They're not interested in Fonzie. 244 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,029 Oh... Oh, yeah. 245 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,501 He's the new James Dean. 246 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,368 Oh, he was great in that test, Dad. 247 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,531 You should have seen him. 248 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,542 Power! 249 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:14,103 Well, they say that they're tired of his type. 250 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,943 - Tired of his type?! - Mm-hmm. 251 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,282 They say you have a face that makes people think of apple pie. 252 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,186 Yeah... Yeah, I-I've heard that. 253 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,249 In fact, they described it 254 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,454 as a kind of disturbed apple pie face. 255 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,395 Well, yeah, with these freckles. 256 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,727 Uh, you know. 257 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,322 That's the new trend. 258 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,994 Warner Brothers just signed some kid-- what's his name? 259 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,037 Troy Donahue. 260 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,698 Well, it-it's... it's great. 261 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,367 It's... it's really flattering, but... 262 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,240 how can they just do that to Fonzie? 263 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,177 You know how excited he was about it. 264 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,477 Oh, Richard, this is a mother's dream come true. 265 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,052 But poor Arthur. 266 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,984 I feel so sorry for him. 267 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,577 It's going to break his heart. 268 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,952 And-and who's gonna tell him? 269 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,321 You want us to tell him? 270 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,918 Well, no, I... I think I'll do it. 271 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,154 HOWARD: Mm. 272 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,163 You want to talk about this? 273 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,962 No, I'm in college now; I'll-I'll work it out. 274 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,059 I'll tell him. 275 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,796 But he's not a man who takes bad news well. 276 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,808 (boat engine revving) 277 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,681 How am I gonna tell him? 278 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,050 Fonz... 279 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,385 Hey, friend of the stars! 280 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,822 Man I wanted to see. 281 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,757 Why don't you just tell me... 282 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:11,058 what are my rave reviews on the, uh, screen test? 283 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,223 Fonz, you really... you really skied well! 284 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,392 - FONZIE: Yeah. -Well, you were a little shaky at first, 285 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,628 but you mastered it fast. 286 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,534 You know, I really think you have a chance 287 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,197 at beating that California Kid today. 288 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,173 Yeah, they say I got a gift, 289 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,040 but what I'm interested in are the rave reviews on my test. 290 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,772 How'd that go? Tell me. 291 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,746 Oh, that, yeah. 292 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,475 Well, uh... 293 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,550 the film came back... 294 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,812 Yeah? 295 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,887 ...and it's okay. (laughs) 296 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,456 You're such a kidder, huh? 297 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:41,494 What-what I want to know is, when is my career starting? 298 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,553 (Richie chuckles nervously) 299 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,332 - You know, show biz... - Yeah... (chuckles) 300 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,337 - It-It's such a crazy business. - Yeah. 301 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,875 The ups... and the downs. 302 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,340 I can dig it, I can dig it. 303 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,536 The ups, the downs. 304 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,376 - Yeah. - The downs. 305 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,041 Tell me about the downs. 306 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,380 (clears throat) Well, uh, 307 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,477 the studio called. 308 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,382 I didn't get the contract. 309 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,125 I didn't get the contract. 310 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,563 Fonz... 311 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,163 are you okay? 312 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,902 Yeah, yeah. Sure I'm okay. 313 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,570 We had a great trip to California. 314 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,980 I still got my job, you know, the garage in Milwaukee. 315 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,314 We can all go home again together, you know. 316 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,321 Yeah... yeah, uh, but, Fonz... 317 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,654 Yeah, let's go and, uh, win that water ski contest. 318 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,957 Y-You still feel like skiing, even after the news? 319 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,494 Look, Cunningham, I told you, everything is just fine. 320 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:59,505 So I'm not the next James Dean. 321 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,541 Why not?! Why not me?! 322 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,182 Well, maybe it's-it's just because, uh... 323 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,416 Well, I'm not sure. 324 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,851 May... uh, it could be... 325 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,513 Wasn't I any good? 326 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,318 No... No, of course you were good. 327 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,018 Eh. 328 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,356 No, you were, you were very good. 329 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,022 Fonzie... 330 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,691 I think that-that maybe they were just going 331 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,498 for a-a different kind of a-a look. 332 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,935 Oh, what do they want now? 333 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,267 Freckles. 334 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,338 Well, I could paint those on. 335 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,384 APP�! pie face. 336 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,782 Well, that's you. 337 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,944 That's who they want. 338 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,319 You? 339 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,916 Yeah, well, they, uh... 340 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,656 The guys in the studio called, and they... 341 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:01,064 they're interested in "disturbed apple pie face." 342 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,727 You?! 343 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,568 Well, I guess they think that that's-that's me. Uh... 344 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,801 You?! 345 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,738 It was all... it was all an accident, Fonz. 346 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:12,812 It was just a fluke. 347 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,505 (Richie chuckles nervously) 348 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,446 You're not mad or anything, are you? 349 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,283 Look, Rich... 350 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:26,991 (scoffs) 351 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,686 you're my best fr... 352 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,425 I couldn't be happier for you. 353 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,970 Aw, thanks, Fonz. 354 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,800 Hey, look, I don't know for sure what I'm gonna do, 355 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,271 so don't tell the guys yet, okay? 356 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,364 Oh, you got it. 357 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,136 Okay, I'll drive you down there. 358 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,713 - Let's go skiing! - Oh, no, look, uh, 359 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,406 maybe Ralph should drive me. 360 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,949 Oh, no, no, I'm gonna drive. Remember we talked 361 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,949 -just a few hours ago... - I don't think you can drive me. 362 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,520 Big stars don't drive, Rich. 363 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,180 Besides, you don't want to get 364 00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,157 that apple pie face of yours wet. 365 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,696 I'll catch you later, big star. 366 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,357 Oh... 367 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,797 Malph, you sure you know how to drive one of these things? 368 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,468 Are you kidding? My middle name's Moby Dick. 369 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,102 POTSIE: I thought it was Hector. 370 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,577 - Hector? -(all laughing) 371 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,978 All right, look, take me over to the dock, will you? 372 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,208 Let's get over there. 373 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,910 All right, Fonz, I'm gonna drive! I get to drive! 374 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,249 - Will you drive the boat, Malph? - Aye, aye, sir. 375 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,982 - I'll make this thing stand on end. -Yeah, right. 376 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,222 FONZIE: Malph, what did you do?! 377 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,323 POTSIE: Abandon ship! Abandon ship! 378 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,102 Fonz. 379 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,698 Rich, it's about time. The race is about to start. 380 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,709 Nancy said you wanted to talk to me. 381 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,041 I didn't say "talk." Pots? 382 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,243 - Yeah, Fonz? -Tell the redhead he's driving the boat. Get in. 383 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,978 But, Fonz, I thought I was driving. 384 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,783 Malph, you nearly drowned a lifeguard. 385 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,789 Come on, Fonz, one little mistake. 386 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,120 He didn't get hurt. 387 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,922 Tell him to make sure the gas tank is full. 388 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,723 Yeah, but, Fonz, Richie's standing right here. 389 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,059 I'm sure he heard you. 390 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,860 Tell him. 391 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,332 Uh, Rich, 392 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,870 - Fonz wants to make sure the... - Potsie, I heard him. 393 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,962 I got ears. 394 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,705 (horn honks) 395 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,800 (girls squealing) 396 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,313 Hey, who's the dodo with the California Kid? 397 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,477 WENDY: That's Georgie. He's the driver. 398 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,487 What's with the bathrobe? He just get up? 399 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,557 Oh, that-- he pretends to be Jack Benny. 400 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,558 What a weirdo! 401 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,391 I got over the Jack Benny phase when I was 17. 402 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,629 Well... here we are. 403 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,365 Oh, uh, this is my driver, Georgie. 404 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,373 (as Jack Benny): Hello, Fonz, it's a pleasure to meet you. 405 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,704 (laughs) 406 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,377 That is a very beautiful blue robe you got on. 407 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,348 - It matches my eyes. -(laughter) 408 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,647 Well, the Fonz is ready to match the California Kid. 409 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,654 Oh, that's nice, farm boy. 410 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,726 Uh, before I embarrass you in front of your friends, 411 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,385 why don't you go move a pile of manure? 412 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,656 CROWD: Ooh . . .:! 413 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,563 - I just did. -(laughter) 414 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,074 - Good one. - That's great, Fonz. (chuckles) 415 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,700 CALIFORNIA KID: Let's get started. 416 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,075 Here... I wrote down the rules of the contest. 417 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,741 Listen, we go through the course. 418 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,080 The one who does it the fastest, 419 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,086 -wins. - Gotcha. 420 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,747 A neutral observer will ride in each boat 421 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,756 to make sure there's no cheating. 422 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,383 I pick, uh... 423 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,018 him. 424 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,620 I pick her. 425 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,563 (crowd oohing) 426 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,225 That's my girl. 427 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,099 Not a bad choice. 428 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:01,071 My girl doesn't observe. 429 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,801 Correctamundo. 430 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,139 I'll observe her. 431 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,235 (laughter) 432 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,979 Come on, man, we got a race to win. 433 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,916 Get that junk in the boat. Come on, shake it! Get in there! 434 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,145 - Come on! - Well! 435 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,348 I hope Rochester doesn't hear about this. 436 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,309 Hey, look out! It's a banana peel! 437 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,808 (laughter) 438 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,335 20 seconds! 439 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,598 That's the best he's ever done. 440 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,332 This could be a contest. 441 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,204 I just hope I can maneuver the boat okay. 442 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,072 Hey, are you kidding? Of course you can. 443 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,077 Movie stars can do anything. 444 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,170 Let's go, Rich. 445 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,848 (boat engine revving) 446 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,290 Come on, Fonz! 447 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,434 He almost fell! 448 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,471 (all cheering) 449 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,991 -20 seconds! It's a tie! -(all cheering) 450 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,667 - Oh, Fonz, you were great! - The California Kid is through! 451 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,638 - That looked so terrific! - He's through, the Kid! 452 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,105 - We're so proud of you! -(girls squealing) 453 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,734 - That was the best! - All right, Fonz! 454 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,209 Is he not the greatest? 455 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:22,543 (girls chattering, giggling) 456 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,616 Hey, listen, I'm gonna go talk to Cunningham, huh? 457 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,207 Oh, sure, Fonz, just tell me what you want to say 458 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,809 -and I'll relay it. - Alone. 459 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,615 Oh, okay, Fonz. 460 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,029 I want to tell you something, 461 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,331 you drove that boat pretty good, Cunningham. 462 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,338 You're talking to me. 463 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,272 Couldn't have done it without you. 464 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,002 Oh, sure, you could've, Fonz. 465 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,010 Hey, true. 466 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,204 Jesting, jesting. 467 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,508 It was a joke. 468 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,414 So, uh, you're not upset about the, uh, 469 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,713 screen test and-and everything? 470 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,117 Let me tell you something-- 471 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:05,452 I realized something about my being a star, Cunningham. 472 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,492 It was never meant to be. 473 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,618 I mean, the fact that you and your, uh, 474 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:13,097 disturbed apple pie face there is gonna be famous one day 475 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,224 doesn't rile me at all. 476 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,895 As a matter of fact, it makes me feel very good for you. 477 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,973 Just do me one favor. 478 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,440 You go out there and you get 'em, huh? 479 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,239 That motor head is making me mad. 480 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,245 I know, kid, but, you know, 481 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,908 Jenny here, who reminds me a lot of Mary, 482 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:36,819 just told me that your worthy opponent is afraid of sharks. 483 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,448 So? 484 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,992 So... you know that shark caged up 485 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,323 -by the jumping ramp over there? - Yeah. 486 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,660 Well, all you got to do is challenge this Fonz guy 487 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,428 to jump over the shark, you see. 488 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,338 He'll back down, and you'd beat him 489 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,272 without even leaving the dock, you see. 490 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,606 Gosh, I'm clever, you know? 491 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,771 (chuckling): Hey... 492 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,440 I love it. 493 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,314 Go get the ramp moved. 494 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,801 You up for a real challenge? 495 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,701 The Fonz never ignores a challenge. 496 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,569 We both make one jump... 497 00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,471 any way you want. 498 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,043 Child's play, huh, Malph? 499 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,668 - Child's play. - Right. 500 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,746 There's only one condition: 501 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,009 we jump an obstacle. 502 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:41,019 Well, let's make it something big, you know, like your head. 503 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,485 -(laughter) - RALPH: Good one! 504 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,488 Oh, it's big, all right. 505 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,957 It's the shark. 506 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,557 That's stupid. 507 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,566 Why would somebody want to jump a shark? 508 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:56,567 Are you chicken? 509 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,331 (chuckles) The Fonz, chicken? 510 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,668 Absurd! Absolutely absurd! 511 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,333 The Fonz will accept your challenge. 512 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,466 Hold it, Malph, hold it! 513 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,942 We're talking sharks here. 514 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,945 Hey, man, you're not afraid of a little shark, are you? 515 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,947 - Well, how little? - Of course the Fonz isn't afraid 516 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,017 of a little shark. The Fonz knows no fear. 517 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,517 Right, Fonz? 518 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,451 - Yeah, yeah... - See? 519 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,613 The Fonz is gonna jump that shark. 520 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,350 Oh, I love sharks! 521 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,892 Ooh, a real shark! 522 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,757 Ooh, Fonzie, Fonzie! You gonna do it? 523 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,762 Yeah, yeah, of course I'm gonna do it. 524 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,764 (girls squeal, laugh) 525 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,857 (quietly): A real shark. 526 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,065 I hope it's female. 527 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:53,889 ? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ? 528 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,553 ? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ? 529 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,131 ? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ? 530 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,666 ? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ? 531 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,327 ? These days are ours ? 532 00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:07,031 - ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ? 533 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,665 ? These days are ours ? 534 00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:12,005 - I Share them with me I - S Oh, baby a' 535 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,773 ? These happy days are yours and mine ? 536 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:19,147 ? 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