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♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
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I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL
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FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING
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I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪
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♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪
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♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING
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ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS
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AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES
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AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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WE STOPPED.
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[SCREECHING] OH.
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WE'RE OUT OF GAS.
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[SCREECHING] YEAH.
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GOOD IDEA.
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[SHUFFLING] WHAT'S UP WITH THIS NIGHT?
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WHY IS IT SO...
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NIGHT?
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[DRUNKEN SINGING] [SCREECHING]
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AHEM.
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WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT?
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THE WHAT?
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[SCREECH] THE WHERE?
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[SCREECH] OH...
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STAR CIRCLE.
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[SCREECH] CIRCLE OF STARS.
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[SCREECH] CIRCLE OF THE...
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ROUNDNESS?
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[SCREECHING] UH...
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DAMN, MY HEAD.
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I NEED SOME ASPIRIN.
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MAN, THIS WEB SUCKS MY ASS.
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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HEY, HEY, YOU!
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WHATEVER.
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HEY, YOU KNOW ME, DON'T YOU?
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I KNOW YOU DO.
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OH, GOOD, SQUARE'S HERE.
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HI, SQUARE.
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LICK IT, OVAL.
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WHAT'S YOUR SQUARE PLEASURE?
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YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE IT, BUT IT'S RUSIANIK CHID.
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IT'S AN OLD DRINK OF KINGS OF OLD, KINGS OF OLD RICHNESS OLD.
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I GOT IT, BUT CAN YOU AFFORD IT, YOU STUPID BOB QUART?
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I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST TRY TO CALL ME A BOB QUART?
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YOU?
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DID I?
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I DID.
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I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A PURPLE WAFER.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING, AND PLEASE TAKE THIS THE WRONG
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WAY AS FAR UP YOUR HOLE AS YOU CAN, IS THAT YOUR GUNKO
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SCHLINGER IS THE SIZE OF A FORT MEIZER'S RETICULUS.
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OOH, KA-BLAM-O!
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WRONG ATTITUDE, PARTNER.
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IT DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL WHEN IT'S NOT REAL.
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[HORN SOUNDS] YOU SHUT UP, TOO!
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WHAT'S UP, DUDACON?
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HA HA!
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HA HA!
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OK, WHAT'S UP?
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I GOTTA LEAVE.
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LET'S LEAVE.
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WE'LL START THIS OVER, OK?
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HOLD ON.
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YO, DUDACON!
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HA HA!
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WAS IT BETTER THAT TIME?
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HMM?
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DID YOU BELIEVE ME?
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[COCKS PISTOL] AND...
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HE'S DOWN.
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HE'S...
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A RATHER GOOD SHOT, DON'T YOU THINK?
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YES, HE IS.
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HE WAS THE HIGHEST MARKSMAN IN THE CLASS.
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WELL, I'LL BE.
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I BET YOU HE COULD PROBABLY HIT A MITE FROM 1,000 YARDS OUT
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IN HIGH WIND.
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IF, UH...
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THE WIND IS HIGH THAN IT WOULDN'T DISRUPT HIS
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SHOT, WOULD IT?
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SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF ADDING THAT KIND OF WIND...
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TO IT?
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I WAS REFERRING TO A POOR WIND THAT WOULD BE LOW BUT HIGH
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IN SPEED AND RICH MONEY...
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RICHNESS, THE KIND OF MONEY SPEED THAT WOULD RICHLY AFFECT A
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BULLET'S WEALTHY TRAJECTORY.
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OH.
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GOT SOME, UH, MEAT STUFF HERE.
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HA HA!
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I KNOW.
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IT'S TOTALLY STOLEN.
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HA HA!
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YEAH, BUT-- I STOLE IT.
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HA HA!
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ARE THEY ON THE WAY-- ON THE WAY?
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HA HA!
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ON IT.
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THE WAY.
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AHH...
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HA HA!
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UH...
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AHH...
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[RAPID BREATHING] HA HA!
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WHOA.
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DID YOU BRING THE LEG?
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DO--AM I-- WAS I SUPPOSED TO?
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HA HA!
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♪ I'LL BE YOUR KRUGER AND YOU CAN BE MY NANCY GIRL ♪
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OH, HE GOT IT.
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♪ OH, I'LL BE YOUR FRED SANFORD ♪
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THIS IS LIKE MUFF, DUDE.
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YOU BETTER DITCH THAT MUZZLE LOADER AND GET A DAMN A.R.
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FOR THAT THING COME SCRATCH OF THE WOODS.
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YEAH, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.
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SON OF A BITCH RAN OFF WITH MUFF IN HIS DAMN MOUTH.
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FOUND HIM 3 DAYS LATER DOWN BY THE RIVER.
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HE SEEMED OK AT FIRST, BUT HE WASN'T OK, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I
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MEAN.
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MAN, SPIDER, THEN HE WENT CRAZY.
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RUNNING ALL AROUND, SCREAMING HOW HE WAS GONNA QUIT Q109 AND
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ALL THIS STUFF, HOW THEY WERE OUT TO GET HIM.
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LIKE, THEY WERE GONNA COME AND GET HIM IN THE NIGHT OR
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SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE THAT.
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OK, WE'RE HERE.
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MY LEG HURTS.
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I KNOW, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A NEW ONE.
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THIS MUST BE THE LEG SHOP.
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WHY WOULD THE HAND CUT OFF MY LEG?
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MAYBE SO WE WOULD COME HERE?
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SO HERE WE ARE...
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HERE.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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AH, FITZ.
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I SEE YOU BROUGHT THE EYE.
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I SEE THAT YOU DID SEE I BROUGHT THE EYE.
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YO, MOUSE, REMEMBER THAT DRINK YOU DONE OWE ME?
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I'M SO INTO DOING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
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YEAH, WE BOTH INTO DRINKING, MAN.
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WE DRINKERS.
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WHAT ARE WE DRINKING?
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MAN, POUR OUT A LITTLE LIQUOR.
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OK, EVERYBODY...
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GIMME THE DRINKS.
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HA HA!
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COME WITH ME.
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TO WHERE?
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TO MY HOSPITAL.
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BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA LOOK AT THIS.
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[MACHINERY CLANKING] WHAT IS IT?
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TWIN EYEBALLS.
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THEY MATCH.
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I'M STARVING.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?
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IT'S...
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OK...
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IF YOU'RE POOR.
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30,000 HORSEPOWER.
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30k HP.
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30,000-- I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
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YOU WILL HEAR ME EVERY TIME.
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LOOK, JUST BECAUSE LIQUOR'S DEAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST
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ROLL THIS BITCH ALL OVER TOWN WITH THE FREEDOMS.
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YES, IT DOES.
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I'M BLACK NOW.
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THIS IS JUST LIKE THE POOR.
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UH, YEAH.
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WHY DON'T YOU, UM, JUST SINK BACK INTO THAT LEATHER AND HUSH.
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I WOULD TURN THE STEREO ON BUT IT WOULD KILL YOU.
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OH...
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I'D LOVE ME SOME COOKIES.
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MMM...
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JUST A SMALL TASTE OF MY MIGHTY BLACKNESS.
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HE'S COMING TO.
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HAND ME THOSE THINGS.
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
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HAND ME THOSE THINGS.
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THESE THINGS?
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NO. NO, NO.
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WHAT THINGS?
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THESE THINGS?
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GIVE ME THAT COLD THING.
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GIVE ME THE THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING COLD.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THESE THINGS ARE.
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THEY YOUR THINGS?
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GIVE ME THOSE THINGS.
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OH, THESE THINGS.
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WHERE DOES--IS THAT YOUR BLOOD?
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COME ON, MAN, WHAT IS THIS CRAP?
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THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
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OUCH!
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HA HA!
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I DONE TORE UP IN THIS....
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HEY, NO!
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I DONE TORE UP-- HA HA!
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[COUGHING] DUDE...
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[POUNDING] WHO--WHO'S THAT?
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EYE?
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OK, YOU GET IT.
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I AIN'T GONNA GET IT.
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YOU GO GET IT, MAN.
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[POUNDING] YOU BETTER GO GET IT
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BEFORE I CRACK.
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HOLD IT, LET'S START OVER.
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AHEM, YOU GET IT.
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MAN, YOU GO GET IT.
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DON'T MAKE ME PUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, MAN.
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NO, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, OK?
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YOU GOT IT?
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MAN-- [CRASH]
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♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE
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