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Okay. Here goes nothing.

Magic spell potion 1647A.

"Wart from a bullfrog.

"One stick of butter.

"Milk from a cow that lives in Calcutta."

Okay. Looks like this is going to be a good one.

One, two, two and a half...

...three!

What happened? My magic potion pooped out?

This milk is from the market.

Let's see.

Oh, dear.

"Absolutely, positively, no substitutions."

Rats!

One more time.

Darn! Looks like there really is no substitute.

Old Chip's going to have to do this the hard way.

Tom! What's the matter with you?

Can't you see I'm trying to work here?

Hold it right there, mister.

I have a job for you. More important than chasing that mouse.

I've got to jet over to Calcutta and milk a cow.

While I'm gone, I need you to guard this ring.

It's very important that nothing happens to this ring.

Understand?

If you do a good job, I'll reward you with the biggest...

...juiciest, most delicious...

...salmon you ever had.

But should anything happen to that ring, there'll be one less kitty...

...to clean up after around here.

So, Tom, think you can handle it?

Good boy.

Calcutta, here I come.

A whole morning of getting stuck rings off people.

Wedding rings, toe rings, nose rings.

I'm going to have lunch and get my mind off my work.

I know just what to eat.

Onion rings.

What the....

A gray pussycat. Who let you in?

You sure made a mess cornering something.

What is it?

A mouse with a ring on its head?

Hold it right there, mister.

You stupid.... You wrecked my shop!

But should anything happen to that ring, there'll be one less kitty...

...to clean up after around here.

Welcome to Psychic Droopy's House of Fun.

He sees all, he knows all, and for a price, he tells all.

And lucky for you, he specializes in mice.

I'll be a monkey's uncle. His aunt and cousin, too.

Get a load of that rock!

I've got to have that for myself!

Come on in, little fellow.

You'll have to be removing this hat of yours...

...before seeing the great and powerful all-knowing Droopy.

That thing's stuck on your head, is it? Shut my mouth and call me Lassie!

Let's see if I can help you out, lad.

Almost have it.

Okay, I've got it now!

That thing's stuck tighter than green on a shamrock.

Hello, Joe.

I'm Psychic Droopy. I see all, know all, and tell all.

I shall now predict your future.

The crystal ball tells me that you will become...

...a successful sumo wrestler.

You can't argue with the crystal ball.

Oh, no!

My psychic powers tell me you're in great danger.

Just hold still, little one. This won't hurt a wee bit.

This hurts me more than it does the ring. I mean you.

Fortuneteller union says 15-minute coffee break.

Excuse me.

I don't know how you've done it.

Get me out of this thing!

Hello, Joe.

I'm Psychic Droopy.

I see all, know all, and tell all...

...for a price.

Sure, and my horoscope said something like this would happen today!

What do you know?

Just what every cat wants.

Breakfast in bed.

Past the teeth, over the gums, look out stomach...

...here it comes!

Sure, and I thought that cursed magic curse...

...would never go and wear off! Curse it!

Unhand that mouse with my ring!

Out of my way!

Right back where it belongs.

Begorra!

Right to me!

You want a piece of me?

Why, you....

Come back here with me meal ticket!

Come back here with my meal!

No, you don't. Stop it!

That's far enough. Where do you think you're going?

Come back here! That's my breakfast.

Where do you think you're going?

It's so sad when people leave you little unwanted fellows, at my doorstep.

Don't worry. I'll find you homes.

There you go, Mr. Pussycat.

You play nice with the other little kitties.

Look, Son, we've got company.

Let's give him a proper dog-to-cat welcome!

I don't know how easy it'll be to find you a home...

...with that big bump on your head...

...but you are going to love all your new friends!

What's the matter, Nibbles? Cat got your tongue?

Yeah! Cat got your tongue?

Hey, Joey, straighten up. I think someone's coming to adopt us.

Okay, Freddie, okay.

Here's a new friend for you, sweetie pie.

Well, well. What do we have here?

Hey, Freddie, look. He's wearing a crown on his head.

So he is, Joey.

Looks like we got a royal mouse in the house.

Relax, Your Highness.

We'll get back to you as soon as we're done talking...

...to our buddy Nibbles over here.

Yeah, talking.

Make a break for it, King. Save yourself!

This'll be a lead-pipe cinch. I mean, we got twice his horsepower.

We're gaining on him.

-Yeah, gaining. -Big cage, isn't it?

Toy cars ought to have airbags.

-Yeah, airbags. -Time to do some bodywork.

Ready?

Now you stay put. We'll get right back to you.

"Stay put," he says.

You crack me up, Freddie. You crack me up.

Now, where was we?

Oh, boy!

I guess this makes me the big cheese now, Freddie.

Shut up and run, Joey.

I want the little mouse with the crown on his head.

I want him! I want him!

Whatever you want, sweetheart.

We'll take the cute little mouse in the cage, please.

Here you go, take good care of him.

I love him! I love him!

His hat must need batteries.

Now, junior.

I don't want this mouse to end up like all the others.

Hey!

That kitty stole my mouse!

Officer! Officer!

Officer!

That cat just stole my son's new mouse right out of his hands!

He did, did he?

That's my boy.

Son, speak to me. Are you all right?

Good as new!

Come on, Son, let's go teach that cat a lesson.

Hello, Joes.

There he is!

Just grab that mouse.

Tom. I'm home.

Tom?

Are you down here?

There you are.

I'm sure you took very good care of my ring while I was gone, didn't you?

Where's the ring?

Just as I remembered it.

Good job, boy. I'll go get that big juicy salmon for you.

That's okay, boy, you can let go of it now.

What do you mean, no? Come on.

What's my magic ring doing on your finger?

What's going on here?

After all I've done for you, were you trying to steal my ring?

Why, you miserable, ungrateful cat!

Take that!

And that!

And these!

How about that?

There's me ring!

I'll bet he ate my breakfast!

Cheese!

-How do we get out of this one, boss? -I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

I was going to give this tasty salmon to Tom...

...but you might as well have it instead, little guy.

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