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[exciting news theme]
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Good evening, I'm Randall Park.
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The primaries are over and the nominees
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for the 2032
U.S. presidential race are set.
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And one name...
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you may have heard before.
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Candidate Dwayne Johnson
has wasted no time
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hitting the campaign trail
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with his No Muss, No Fuss bus tour,
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traveling cross-country
to talk to American voters.
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[cheering]
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I'll get the upstairs.
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And show that he's one of them.
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[groans] Wow.
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It's about as big as Kevin Hart's ego.
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[laughter]
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But that level of fame
also has its downside.
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Dwayne Johnson's success
is being used against him
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by his critics.
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They say he's lived
the cushy Hollywood life
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for so long, he can't relate
to the struggles
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- of the average American.
- Randall,
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that couldn't be further from the truth.
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I have had one hell of a life,
but I wasn't born into it.
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I've had to work very hard for
everything that's come my way.
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There's still so much that
I have to share with the world.
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Hmm, I'm surprised to hear you say that
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because you're such an open person.
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Well, I try to be as open
and as real as I can.
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For example, people don't know
that every time
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I open the fridge, I still gotta...
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- you know.
- [both chuckle]
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- Can you do it?
- You want me to do it?
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I'm begging you to do it.
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- Are the people ready?
- They are not ready,
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- but they need to see it.
- [chuckles]
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Well, every time I open the fridge,
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I've gotta say, "Can you tell...
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llll...
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that the Rock is hungry?"
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Oh, yeah.
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- I do that too.
- You're a wild man. [chuckles]
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So, as you can see, Randall,
there's still so much
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that I haven't told anyone.
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Stories about my life
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that I haven't been ready
to share until now.
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You can't tell because
I used to be an actor,
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so I'm skilled at hiding my emotions,
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but I'm on the edge of my seat.
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I can tell. You're a hell of an actor.
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Oh. True.
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[chuckles]
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You know, Randall, to understand me,
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you gotta understand where I came from.
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[upbeat music]
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I was born into a wrestling family.
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Your dad was wrestling
superstar Rocky Johnson.
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The "Soul Man" Rocky Johnson.
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- That was him.
- Yeah!
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The crowd is in an uproar.
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There he goes!
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Mom, listen to this crowd.
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Dad is over.
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He is. They love him.
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My mother's father was the legendary
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Samoan wrestler,
"High Chief" Peter Maivia.
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Wrestling is in my blood.
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[shouting]
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Rocky hits him with a dropkick.
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Yes, Rocky!
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Oh, the Samoan is in trouble now.
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- [bell dings]
- He's done, he's done!
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And Rocky Johnson is the winner tonight.
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[cheering, chanting] Rocky! Rocky!
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You know, being a kid growing up
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in the world of professional wrestling,
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I learned a lot of stuff
very early on in life.
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- Sign my chest?
- I'll sign your chest.
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Ah, no, you won't.
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[chuckles] Thank you.
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I won't be signing any
chests, but how about an arm?
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♪ ♪
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Is this Carl Weathers?
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[giggles]
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But, at the same time, I was also
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just a regular little boy.
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♪ ♪
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And I idolized my dad.
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Dad, how come our car is
nicer than where we're staying?
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'Cause the fans don't drive
home with us, do they?
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They need to see me
leave the arena in style.
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That's called working the gimmick.
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- Hmm, interesting.
- Cars, the clothes,
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the jewelry... they need to think
who I am inside the ring
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is who I am outside the ring.
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That's why we can't hang out in public
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with Uncle Iron Sheik.
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That's right. And get this:
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one day, you work the gimmick
hard enough, it'll become real.
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- It will?
- Sure will.
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Soon, our house will be
as nice as our car.
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Then I gotta buy a better car.
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Ooh, red one? You know I love red.
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I know you like red. [chuckles]
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[clears throat]
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Hey. I'm gonna get changed.
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We'll go to your grandma's
so I can get paid,
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then I'll take us out to dinner.
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A quick stop at my mom's.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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♪ ♪
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[singing in Polynesian dialect]
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Hey, get your buns in here.
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- Hey, boys.
- Hey!
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Yo.
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[groaning]
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Uh, Grandma?
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What's wrong with your dog again?
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It's a belly tumor, but don't worry.
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It's benign.
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Is that mushroom looking one new?
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Go shake everyone's hand, Dewey.
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Junk Yard Dog, great match tonight.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire's "Let's Groove"]
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Let me see how fast you are.
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Oh, that's quick.
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Damn, kid.
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Hi, Uncle Afa. Hi, Uncle Sika.
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Hey.
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♪ Share the spice of life ♪
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I hated you guys tonight. Great job.
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[in Polynesian dialect] Dewey.
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Who wants a margarita?
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♪ You will find peace of mind ♪
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♪ On the floor ♪
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I make with almost all triple sec.
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- Shake it, baby!
- Dewey baby,
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are you old enough to drink yet?
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I'll drink it for him.
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[rumbling thuds]
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♪ We can boogie ♪
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♪ On down ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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[overlapping greetings]
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Hey!
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♪ Down, boogie on down ♪
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- Anyone want to play cards?
- Yes.
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- Hell, yes.
- Yeah, I'll take your money.
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Hey, babe, you don't mind
if we order food here, right?
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We were just gonna do
a quick in and out.
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Please, Mom?
I want to hang with the guys.
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- Ah, that's my boy.
- [chuckles]
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Hey, and, after, I promise
we'll get some ice cream.
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- Okay.
- You wanna play Belote?
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And it wasn't just my dad.
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I was surrounded by people
working the gimmick.
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I worked a match in Detroit
with Playboy Bobby Riggs.
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Ton of talent, man. Terrible body.
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He looked like a loaf of bread, huh?
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Bobby Riggs is funny guy.
Like the Burt Reynolds.
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No, he's gotta work the gimmick.
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Wild Samoans, André the Giant,
"Soul Man" Rocky Johnson.
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You can have all the skill
of the world, right?
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But if the audience
don't buy your look...
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You'll never get over.
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His beige trunks aren't
doing him any favors.
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[laughter]
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- How's your girlfriend doing?
- Not so great.
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- She stabbed me.
- [gasps]
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I've come a long way from
when Peter... miss you, Peter.
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Love you, High Chief...
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from when he first
took me to his matches.
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I thought he was really getting hurt.
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Aah!
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- [screaming]
- Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia!
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[laughs] I bet the crowd loved it.
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- Now that's a shoot.
- [laughter]
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I don't get why there's so many rules.
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It's all fake anyway.
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What happened?
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[thudding footsteps]
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[wind blowing]
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[heartbeat thudding]
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Does this feel fake?
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Then it's not fake.
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You never use the F word.
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Comprends?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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[chuckles] Now we hug.
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Huh?
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I did not raise him like that.
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- That's your boy.
- I'm so sorry.
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- That's your boy.
- Your move.
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Let's go.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Slight change of plans.
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I'm gonna go grab drinks with the guys.
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I knew we shouldn't have stopped here.
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It's just André's thinking
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about investing in this tiki bar,
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and he wants us to check it out.
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I want you all to be honest with me.
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You promised Dewey you'd
take him for ice cream, Rocky.
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Dewey will be fine.
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Hey, Dewey.
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Daddy's got to go take care
of some business
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with André and the guys.
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So we're gonna have to
rain check on that ice cream.
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Can I go with you?
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I'm sorry, buddy. It's adult stuff.
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But hey, ice cream
for breakfast tomorrow.
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I'll see you later.
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- I love you.
- Love you too.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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Hey, come on. Let's go.
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- You ready to go?
- Mom, why doesn't Dad
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let me do anything with him?
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[chuckles]
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Can you keep a secret?
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I told your dad
I wouldn't tell you, but...
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the president called earlier today.
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Now, he can't talk about it
or give any details,
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but it's big, and no one can know.
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Like in "Shogun Warriors"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoa.
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- Does Grandma know?
- No.
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So let's not mention anything
when we go for ice cream, okay?
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- Okay.
- Good boy, go get your shoes.
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Grandma, we're going for ice cream.
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So even though my dad clearly had flaws,
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when I was that little boy,
he was still my hero.
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Well, it seems like your mom
helped with that.
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In her own way, she was
working the gimmick too,
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- but for your benefit.
- That's right.
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Working the gimmick
was how my family lived,
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and we all embraced it.
As a matter fact,
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it was working the gimmick that
eventually led to me stealing.
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Stop! Can we stop?
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I don't know if we should
be going down this road.
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It's okay, Sandy.
And I told you I gonna get
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very real with this thing, Randall.
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- Yeah, Sandy.
- Oh, my God.
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Okay, can we lock the set down, please?
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So I'm gonna get real. And the real is
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working the gimmick led to me
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doing some pretty bad [bleep].
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I'm sorry, Randall, can I say that?
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It's not very presidential,
but [bleep] it.
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[both chuckle]
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That's my guy. You know, back then,
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I wanted people to see me
in a certain way,
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and I did whatever had to
to make that happen.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hit it ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
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00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:39,924
Need any help finding anything?
259
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,626
Nah, nothing's really catching my eye.
260
00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:42,861
Thanks, though.
261
00:09:42,895 --> 00:09:44,596
♪ ♪
262
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:47,332
Was it wrong? Yeah, it was wrong.
263
00:09:47,366 --> 00:09:48,733
But, honestly, who among us hasn't done
264
00:09:48,768 --> 00:09:50,168
a little five-finger boost, huh?
265
00:09:50,202 --> 00:09:52,670
Right. Or a little credit card fraud.
266
00:09:52,705 --> 00:09:55,140
♪ ♪
267
00:09:55,174 --> 00:09:57,075
♪ Ow! Baby ♪
268
00:09:57,109 --> 00:09:59,911
♪ ♪
269
00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:02,480
♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
270
00:10:02,515 --> 00:10:06,351
♪ Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
271
00:10:06,385 --> 00:10:09,754
♪ Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
272
00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:12,891
♪ ♪
273
00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:15,126
You must be rich.
274
00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:16,995
[chuckles] Yeah.
275
00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:19,130
♪ ♪
276
00:10:19,165 --> 00:10:21,766
What's your name again?
277
00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:24,369
Tomas.
278
00:10:24,403 --> 00:10:26,571
♪ P... push it real good ♪
279
00:10:26,605 --> 00:10:28,005
Tomas?
280
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,240
Why'd you say your name was Tomas?
281
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:31,476
'Cause it sounds way cooler than Dwayne.
282
00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:33,478
Look, new school, new name.
283
00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:34,904
And now that I look rich,
284
00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:36,848
I'm finally getting attention
from girls,
285
00:10:36,882 --> 00:10:38,616
like Karen from algebra.
286
00:10:38,651 --> 00:10:41,386
- Big hair Karen?
- Fine-ass Karen.
287
00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,288
The one who front-knots her PE shirt.
288
00:10:43,322 --> 00:10:44,556
Oh!
289
00:10:46,359 --> 00:10:47,625
I couldn't get the security
tag thing off,
290
00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,662
so I banged it with a rock,
and all this ink exploded out.
291
00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:52,597
Just tell people you spilled
your blueberry wine.
292
00:10:52,631 --> 00:10:54,299
Hmm.
293
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,467
Anyway.
294
00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:58,837
The best part is Karen
invited me to a party tonight.
295
00:10:58,871 --> 00:11:01,139
- So life is good, huh?
- It is.
296
00:11:01,173 --> 00:11:03,575
Well, it's not gonna last.
Fine-ass Karen aside,
297
00:11:03,609 --> 00:11:05,210
the reason why these girls
haven't been giving you
298
00:11:05,244 --> 00:11:07,379
the time of day
isn't 'cause you look poor.
299
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:09,414
It's 'cause you look like
a undercover cop.
300
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,449
Like Johnny Depp from "21 Jump Street."
301
00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:15,587
- No one thinks that.
- Dwayne, everyone thinks that.
302
00:11:17,089 --> 00:11:18,656
[whispering] He's looking at me.
303
00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:20,625
He's a cop, like Johnny Depp.
304
00:11:20,659 --> 00:11:22,627
I'm 15!
305
00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:25,363
You have a full mustache,
and you're bigger than a dad.
306
00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:27,365
You look like you work
at a auto parts store.
307
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,500
Whatever, man.
308
00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:31,169
None of that matters now
that I got a girl into me.
309
00:11:31,203 --> 00:11:34,506
Yeah, but that girl thinks
you're rich, and you're not.
310
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,741
And you ain't fooling anybody
riding the bus.
311
00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:40,645
[mid-tempo music]
312
00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:47,552
♪ ♪
313
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,024
Hey, baby. How was school?
314
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:55,326
When is Dad getting back with the car?
315
00:11:55,361 --> 00:11:57,328
When the wrestling convention is over.
316
00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:58,928
He's getting paid to sign autographs.
317
00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:01,366
- We could use the money.
- We could also use the car.
318
00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:03,226
I'm boxing pizzas after school.
319
00:12:03,269 --> 00:12:05,303
You're cleaning houses,
like, five towns away,
320
00:12:05,337 --> 00:12:06,571
and we both have to take the bus.
321
00:12:06,605 --> 00:12:08,106
What's wrong with taking the bus?
322
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,507
There was a man sitting across from me
323
00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,976
playing the flute yesterday.
It was beautiful.
324
00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:14,079
Karen will think I'm poor
if she sees me riding the bus.
325
00:12:14,113 --> 00:12:15,413
Who's Karen?
326
00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,015
Can't we just get another car?
327
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:19,284
Look, I got some money saved.
I can get us one.
328
00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,653
- How much money?
- $103.
329
00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:24,289
Dewey, you won't be able
to get a car for that.
330
00:12:24,323 --> 00:12:26,157
But you know what you could do?
331
00:12:26,192 --> 00:12:28,259
Borrow the other 16,000 from you?
332
00:12:28,294 --> 00:12:29,194
No.
333
00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:31,196
You could help us
with groceries and bills.
334
00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,597
Karen doesn't care about that stuff.
335
00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:35,133
- Who's Karen?
- She's a pretty girl I like.
336
00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,401
That's what you care about?
337
00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:38,137
Your priorities are out of whack, Dewey.
338
00:12:38,162 --> 00:12:41,387
Fine. Can you at least cosign
on a credit card for me?
339
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,607
I mean, it doesn't even
have to be a good one.
340
00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,809
It can be from Strawbridge & Clothier.
341
00:12:44,844 --> 00:12:46,478
[scoffs]
342
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,280
I'm desperate, man.
343
00:12:49,315 --> 00:12:50,982
I've called every ad in the paper.
344
00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:52,917
Nobody's selling their car
for 103 bucks.
345
00:12:52,952 --> 00:12:54,686
Dude, you're not bargaining right.
346
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,822
You gotta start at a dollar
and then meet in the middle.
347
00:12:57,857 --> 00:12:59,557
Need a car?
348
00:13:02,061 --> 00:13:04,162
I got a car for sale, dude.
349
00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:07,599
Well, here she is.
350
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:11,536
I'll give you a dollar for it.
351
00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,004
Come on, man. I overheard you say
352
00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:14,639
you had $103.
353
00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:15,740
I'll take that.
354
00:13:15,774 --> 00:13:17,742
Deal.
355
00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:19,410
Congrats, kid.
356
00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:23,114
Oh, you're gonna want to wash that key.
357
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:28,253
[engine roaring]
358
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:32,423
- Man, this ride is smooth.
- Dude, yeah.
359
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,325
I'm just trying to get us
some tunes here.
360
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,227
This radio only pulls one station.
361
00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,296
Who cares? Blast it.
362
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:41,466
[opera music playing]
363
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:48,406
♪ ♪
364
00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:51,709
What's up?
365
00:13:51,744 --> 00:13:53,011
♪ ♪
366
00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,446
What are those? Chips?
367
00:13:55,481 --> 00:13:57,482
Hey, yep.
368
00:13:57,516 --> 00:13:58,316
[music stops]
369
00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:01,319
So, what's our plan for tonight?
370
00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:03,221
Grab some beers and hit
that Westside party
371
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:04,422
Karen invited me to.
372
00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:06,647
Okay. Every place around here IDs.
373
00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,335
How are we gonna get beers?
374
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,827
I guess we could hit that
one store in the next county
375
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,129
where the dude is blind.
376
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,096
- Where are we heading?
- Oh!
377
00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:13,665
Stop the car, stop the car,
stop the car!
378
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:16,167
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, my God.
379
00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:18,403
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Waffle.
380
00:14:18,437 --> 00:14:20,872
- Where's Billy?
- Billy sold my boy this car.
381
00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:22,473
[chuckles] Billy is always
382
00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:24,576
- selling things Waffle is in.
- I'm sure that's true.
383
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,311
Now, can you get out of the car?
384
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,213
Allow me to present a second option.
385
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,248
Heard you're going to a party
on the west side.
386
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,583
What if you let me hitch
a ride with you?
387
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,751
My buddy Bernard's townhouse
is right there.
388
00:14:33,786 --> 00:14:36,321
No way. Get out.
389
00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:39,691
I also heard you say
you needed to buy some beer.
390
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:43,828
♪ ♪
391
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,831
[upbeat rap music]
392
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:53,805
♪ ♪
393
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:56,040
D, I've got to find the can.
I'll see you in there.
394
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,712
Didn't even say goodbye.
395
00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:05,650
What the...
396
00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:06,951
- Waffle?
- Hoody.
397
00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:11,155
[groaning]
398
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,224
He's a good guy.
399
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:20,698
Five-finger boost, huh?
You know, you remind me of me.
400
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,066
No offense, Waffle,
401
00:15:22,101 --> 00:15:23,768
but me and you are not the same.
402
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,403
I was once a poor kid
403
00:15:25,437 --> 00:15:27,472
trying to impress people
that don't matter.
404
00:15:27,506 --> 00:15:29,107
You gotta see this girl.
405
00:15:29,141 --> 00:15:30,708
Trust me. She matters.
406
00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:33,711
I promise you, in ten years, she won't.
407
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,880
The only things that
really matter are your family,
408
00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:37,315
your integrity,
409
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,884
and freezing your eggs if you're a lady.
410
00:15:39,918 --> 00:15:42,387
- That's real bleak, Waffle.
- It's not bleak.
411
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:44,689
It's about priorities.
412
00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:46,557
If I could do it all over again,
413
00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:48,393
I would have cared more about the people
414
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:52,096
who, you know, cared about me.
415
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,800
[engine puttering]
416
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,003
[brakes squeak]
417
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:00,872
Need a ride?
418
00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:01,939
Dewey?
419
00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:04,542
Get in. I'll explain.
420
00:16:09,948 --> 00:16:11,215
- [gasps]
- Hey, Mama.
421
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,018
- I'm Waffle.
- Hello, Waffle.
422
00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:16,354
- Whose car is this?
- It's ours.
423
00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:19,924
Mine and yours. Look what $103 can buy.
424
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,893
[engine putters]
425
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:24,996
It has seat belts, a hole where
a cigarette lighter was.
426
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,631
It gets the news.
427
00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:29,267
- You love the news.
- [laughs]
428
00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:31,636
I'm sorry about earlier.
429
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,738
I'm glad you got the car you needed.
430
00:16:33,772 --> 00:16:35,873
Look, there's a lot of things
that we need,
431
00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:38,142
and I'm gonna start helping with that.
432
00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:42,180
But I promise you one thing.
433
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,781
One day, I'm gonna get you a Cadillac.
434
00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:44,615
A red one?
435
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,217
You know my favorite color is red.
436
00:16:46,251 --> 00:16:47,452
All the colors.
437
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:48,920
Look, one for every day of the week.
438
00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:51,956
- Or seven red ones.
- Or seven red ones.
439
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,459
[laughs]
440
00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:57,495
Oh, seven red ones.
441
00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:02,300
- Bye.
- Bye, Mama!
442
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,556
Hey, man, I appreciate
that advice you gave me.
443
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:05,870
Hey, no problem, kid.
444
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,158
I can tell how much you
and your mom love each other.
445
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:10,074
I know you're gonna give her
all those things one day.
446
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:12,043
- I mean, I hope so.
- No, no, no.
447
00:17:12,077 --> 00:17:14,212
- No, you will.
- [chuckles]
448
00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:16,940
As long as you keep doing one thing.
449
00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:19,283
All you got to do is...
450
00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:23,454
[groans]
451
00:17:25,324 --> 00:17:27,892
All you got to do is what?
452
00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:30,294
Waffle? Waf...
453
00:17:30,329 --> 00:17:33,331
Yeah, there's a dead guy named
Waffle in a random Thunderbird
454
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:34,832
that's officially owned by nobody.
455
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:36,901
Yeah, my name is Mayor McCheese.
456
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:46,732
Gosh, I wasn't expecting
to care about Waffle so much.
457
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,075
I know, right?
458
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,223
Every time I pass a Waffle House,
459
00:17:49,248 --> 00:17:51,176
I always kiss my fingers
and point to the sky.
460
00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:52,839
[kisses] That's for you, Waffle.
461
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,880
And you kept the promise
you made to your mom.
462
00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:58,016
I believe we have a picture of
one of the cars you gave her?
463
00:17:58,051 --> 00:17:59,632
[chuckles] Mama Rock.
464
00:17:59,657 --> 00:18:01,219
She just loves her red Caddies.
465
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,679
I need to call my mom. [chuckles]
466
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:05,758
Last time I talked to her was...
467
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,226
30 years ago.
468
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,094
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
469
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,231
[fireplace cracking]
470
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,732
Now, was it at this point in your life
471
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:15,934
when you decided to stop
working the gimmick?
472
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,704
The truth is, I've never
stopped working the gimmick.
473
00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:21,940
I've just learned to make
the gimmick work for me.
474
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:22,841
I started figuring it out
475
00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:24,610
when I got to the University of Miami.
476
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:26,411
Oh, you were there on
a football scholarship,
477
00:18:26,446 --> 00:18:28,213
a five-star recruit
coming out of high school.
478
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:29,882
And I was fired up
479
00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:34,453
because in 1990, the U wasn't
just a football team.
480
00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:36,755
We were a movement.
481
00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,757
Three national titles
under three different
482
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,092
head coaches in the '80s.
483
00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:43,095
An incubator for future stars.
[chuckles]
484
00:18:43,129 --> 00:18:45,664
You know the 'Canes
became legends for the joy
485
00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:48,934
they played with and,
of course, that swagger, baby.
486
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:51,236
♪ Coolin' in Miami one summer day ♪
487
00:18:51,271 --> 00:18:53,906
♪ Driving down the streets
along the bay ♪
488
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:56,575
When I got to Miami,
I just wanted to fit in.
489
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:59,678
I had no intention
of working the gimmick.
490
00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:02,948
I was just gonna keep
my head down and grind.
491
00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:09,888
♪ ♪
492
00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:12,763
There he is. The Beast of Bethlehem.
493
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:13,959
What up, Coach Orgeron?
494
00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:16,461
How the hell are you, son?
Welcome to Miami football.
495
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:17,629
Hey, you want some coffee?
496
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:19,131
No, thanks. I don't drink coffee.
497
00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:20,732
Oh, me neither. I chew it.
498
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,901
Sends it straight to the blood.
499
00:19:22,936 --> 00:19:24,903
All right, first D-line
meeting's at noon.
500
00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:26,939
Yes, sir.
501
00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:28,941
Yo, what's up man?
502
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:30,776
Jessie Armstead,
best linebacker in the country.
503
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:32,277
- Hey.
- Russell Maryland,
504
00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:33,779
young D-line legend.
505
00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:35,948
Dwayne Johnson, Beast of Bethlehem.
506
00:19:35,982 --> 00:19:38,283
Also known as Hitzilla,
Edward Blitzerhands,
507
00:19:38,318 --> 00:19:40,752
and the Chairman of Goldman "Sacks."
508
00:19:40,787 --> 00:19:41,753
Yeah, we know.
509
00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:44,323
Your dad was here an hour ago
bragging on you.
510
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,391
- My dad was here?
- Yeah, Rocky Johnson.
511
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,659
I used to watch him when I was a kid.
512
00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:50,362
I even got his autograph. Check it out.
513
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,030
- [chuckles]
- Congrats, man.
514
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,832
He said you was gonna be
on the Wheaties box.
515
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,167
What?
516
00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:56,702
Some next generation athlete-type thing.
517
00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:58,470
When's it hit the shelves?
518
00:19:58,504 --> 00:20:01,206
You know, we did that for Wheaties Asia,
519
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,475
so it's not coming out in the States.
520
00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:04,910
Even better. I've got some family
521
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,311
out in Singapore.
Maybe they can peep it.
522
00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:07,813
Oh, no. See, that's the thing.
523
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:10,816
That's South Asia, and it's
coming out in North Asia.
524
00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,987
You're lying to the wrong
geography buffs.
525
00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:18,156
Yeah, wait till my uncle
in Singapore hear about this.
526
00:20:18,191 --> 00:20:20,592
[scoffs] Freshmen, man.
527
00:20:20,627 --> 00:20:21,987
Dad, you were here this morning?
528
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,112
Drove all the way from Tampa
529
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,335
to be there when the gym opened.
530
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:26,865
I go outta my way
to set my son up for success.
531
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,590
Yeah, but you didn't even come see me.
532
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:30,235
That would have spoiled the surprise.
533
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,772
- What surprise?
- I put you over with the guys.
534
00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:35,007
It was your first day in the program,
535
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:36,241
and I wanted to make you look good.
536
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,577
What, by telling them I was
gonna be on a Wheaties box?
537
00:20:38,611 --> 00:20:40,145
Surprise!
538
00:20:40,179 --> 00:20:42,047
[chuckles] You're surprised, ain't you?
539
00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:43,215
No, I'm not surprised.
540
00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:45,150
I had to cover and tell 'em
it was for Wheaties Asia.
541
00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:46,685
Wheaties Asia? No.
542
00:20:46,719 --> 00:20:48,020
No, son. You're messing it up.
543
00:20:48,054 --> 00:20:50,355
Look, all you gotta
do is work the gimmick.
544
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:51,523
There is no gimmick to work.
545
00:20:51,557 --> 00:20:53,425
I'm not gonna be on a Wheaties box.
546
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,394
But they don't know that.
547
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,595
- [disconnect tone]
- Hello?
548
00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:57,888
- Hello?
- Hey, champ,
549
00:20:57,931 --> 00:20:59,564
truck's loaded up
and all ready for delivery.
550
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:00,732
You got it, boss.
551
00:21:00,757 --> 00:21:03,225
I'm just on the phone with my kid.
552
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:04,503
All right, son.
553
00:21:04,537 --> 00:21:06,271
Father's gotta go back to work.
554
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,606
[chuckles]
555
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,108
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not the best.
556
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,443
God's the best.
557
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:13,512
[chuckles]
558
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:21,019
[truck reverse beeping]
559
00:21:25,258 --> 00:21:27,259
♪ All aboard ♪
560
00:21:27,293 --> 00:21:30,595
[laughs]
561
00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:32,664
[upbeat music]
562
00:21:32,699 --> 00:21:34,266
♪ Ay ♪
563
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:41,440
♪ ♪
564
00:21:56,322 --> 00:22:00,158
♪ ♪
565
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,460
Kid's knocking those out.
566
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,495
- Yeah.
- What's he on?
567
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:06,465
- 20.
- Okay, okay.
568
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,033
♪ ♪
569
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,302
ALL: 25, 26...
570
00:22:10,336 --> 00:22:12,571
27, 28...
571
00:22:12,605 --> 00:22:14,606
29, 30...
572
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,441
Come on, come on.
573
00:22:16,476 --> 00:22:17,776
ALL: 31...
574
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,111
All right, come in, come in!
575
00:22:19,145 --> 00:22:23,248
32, 33...
576
00:22:23,282 --> 00:22:25,117
- 34!
- [clamoring]
577
00:22:25,151 --> 00:22:26,318
♪ ♪
578
00:22:26,352 --> 00:22:28,587
35!
579
00:22:28,621 --> 00:22:33,158
♪ ♪
580
00:22:33,192 --> 00:22:36,361
- 36!
- Yeah!
581
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:39,531
[cheering]
582
00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:41,933
Damn. Your dad wasn't lying.
583
00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:45,103
You better eat your Wheaties, Asia.
584
00:22:45,138 --> 00:22:47,105
[laughter]
585
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:51,643
That's when I found my
version of working the gimmick.
586
00:22:51,677 --> 00:22:55,147
Be me, but with the dial
turned up to 11.
587
00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:58,350
So that's who I was every time
I flashed the People's Eyebrow.
588
00:22:58,384 --> 00:22:59,951
That's who I was when I threw Ludacris
589
00:22:59,986 --> 00:23:02,888
off a bridge in "Jumanji" five,
and that's who I was
590
00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:05,624
when I played Gene Simmons
in that Kiss biopic.
591
00:23:05,658 --> 00:23:07,192
But, Dwayne, I have to ask.
592
00:23:07,226 --> 00:23:09,895
Wouldn't it have been easier
to just tell your teammates
593
00:23:09,929 --> 00:23:12,130
that your dad made that whole
Wheaties thing up?
594
00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:13,565
Yeah, of course it would
have been easier,
595
00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:14,966
but I couldn't do that, Randall.
596
00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:18,136
That's my dad. The truth is, in his way,
597
00:23:18,171 --> 00:23:21,306
he pushed me to do things
I never would have done.
598
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:23,203
Well, can you give us some more details?
599
00:23:23,228 --> 00:23:25,577
Like, how did you get
from Hawaii to Pennsylvania?
600
00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:27,712
Did you ever know Waffles' last name?
601
00:23:27,747 --> 00:23:29,614
When did you start playing football?
602
00:23:29,649 --> 00:23:31,479
I'm gonna tell you all of that, Randall,
603
00:23:31,504 --> 00:23:33,698
and much more. And, look, once people
604
00:23:33,723 --> 00:23:35,870
hear these stories
about my life and my family,
605
00:23:35,895 --> 00:23:39,091
they're gonna see how much
we actually all have in common.
606
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:40,792
- I can't wait.
- That's right.
607
00:23:40,827 --> 00:23:42,594
Oh, and I've got
some pretty cool stories
608
00:23:42,628 --> 00:23:44,963
about André the Giant.
609
00:23:44,997 --> 00:23:46,398
That's a great question.
610
00:23:46,432 --> 00:23:48,333
And so, yes, the dalmatians...
611
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,235
- [screaming]
- Hey!
612
00:23:50,269 --> 00:23:52,704
Bonjour, babies.
613
00:23:52,738 --> 00:23:54,873
Let me tell you my career, huh?
614
00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:56,541
What are you looking at?
615
00:23:56,576 --> 00:23:58,243
[children giggling]
616
00:23:58,321 --> 00:24:02,321
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