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SHELDON: Hello.
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I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper...
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...and welcome to the premiere episode
of Sheldon Cooper Presents:
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Fun with Flags.
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Over the next 52 weeks...
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...you and I are going to explore
the dynamic world of vexillology.
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Hang on, Dr. C. What's vexillology?
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Vexillology is the study of flags.
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Cool.
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I think I just learned something.
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- Did you have fun doing it?
- I'll say.
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Fun and information
are two sides to this video podcast.
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Not unlike the only two-sided state flag:
Oregon.
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Oh, look.
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Hello, Mr. Beaver.
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In future episodes,
we'll answer some burning questions.
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What's the only non-rectangular flag?
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What animal appears most often on flags?
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What animal appears second most often
on flags?
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And more.
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Sweet.
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Why are you waving a white flag?
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I'm surrendering to fun.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Now, today's episode of Fun with Flags
is not fun...
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...but it is important.
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Flags, you gotta know how to hold them...
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...you gotta know how to fold them.
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Let's start by identifying
the parts of our flag.
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- This edge is the hoist and it's used to...
- Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.
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Cut.
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Did you not see we are rolling?
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I'm having dinner with Penny.
I have to get out of here.
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And I have flag knowledge
that I have to get out of here.
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(BOTH SIGH)
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- You okay?
- No, I'm a little rattled.
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But like the flag over Fort Sumter,
I'm still here.
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And take two.
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Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper...
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...and welcome to the premiere episode
of Sheldon Cooper Presents:
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Fun with Flags.
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Over the next 52 weeks...
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...you and I are going to explore
the dynamic world of vexillology.
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Hang on, Dr. Cooper.
What's vexillology?
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Vexillology is...
Why is there a face on that flag?
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It's Ferdinand T. Flag.
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I thought he might help
bring in some younger viewers.
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Confound it, you're right.
It's brilliant. Let's take it from the top.
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That was a really nice dinner.
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- I'm glad you asked me out again.
- Me too. I missed you.
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You see me all the time.
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You sure you just don't miss the sex?
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(LEONARD CHUCKLES)
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Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great.
Have you ever tried it? Heh, heh.
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PENNY:
I have. You are not wrong.
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If we're gonna try dating again,
we should take things slow.
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Oh, I can take it slow.
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Did I tell you about my girlfriend
in high school, Karen Berberick?
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To this day she doesn't know
we were going out.
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Made it easier on her
when I broke things off.
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Okay, well, maybe not that slow.
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How about this:
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Are you familiar with the typical
development for computer software?
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You know, just for fun,
let's say I'm not.
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Before an application is released,
they give it a trial run.
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We could do that.
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And if we hit a rough spot,
instead of getting mad, we say:
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"Hey, we found a bug"
and report it, so it can be fixed.
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You mean like a beta test?
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Technically, this would be an alpha test.
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A beta test requires people that
weren't involved in the develop...
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Seriously? Do I not get credit
for knowing beta test?
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No, you should. Absolutely.
That was me being pedantic.
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And that's our first bug.
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You reported it, I can fix that.
See? This is good.
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All right. Let's give it a shot.
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Great. You keep a list, I'll keep a list,
at some point, we'll exchange.
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- Okay. Good night, Leonard.
- Night.
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Attaboy, Hofstadter.
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Nothing gets the ladies hotter
than software development analogies.
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- Hey, I'm back.
SHELDON: Cut.
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Take 47.
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Well, here's an interesting fact
about flags.
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I will take that action.
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"The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti
were identical by coincidence.
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A fact that wasn't discovered
until they competed against each other...
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...at the 1936 Olympics."
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And thankfully, their embarrassment
was overshadowed by rise of Fascism.
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Let's see the new phone.
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I stopped on the way to work.
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Hey. Do you wanna
peel the plastic off with me?
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Really? Me?
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- That's, like, the best part.
- Grab a corner.
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Whoa, what's your hurry, cowboy?
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Savor the moment.
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Oh, yeah.
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Speaking of cowboys...
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...do you know what country
has not one, but two cows on its flag?
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The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra.
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Ooh! The next classic episode
of Sheldon Cooper Presents:
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Fun With Flags is writing itself.
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Oh, let me try the voice recognition.
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Hey, I let you peel the plastic,
don't get greedy.
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- Hello?
WOMAN'S VOICE: Hello.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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What's your name?
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My name? It's Siri.
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Look at that. There's finally a woman
in your life you can talk to.
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Are you single?
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I don't have a marital status,
if that's what you're asking.
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Yeah, you're right, that's too personal.
We hardly know each other.
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How about a cup of coffee?
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I found six coffee shops.
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Three of them are fairly close to you.
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I will see you gentlemen later.
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She is gonna break his heart.
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For someone who has a machine
that can travel anywhere in time...
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...Doctor Who sure does have a thing
for modern-day London.
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Careful. It's that kind of sass
that can get a person uninvited...
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...to this year's Who Con.
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We're not counting this as a date,
are we?
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I'm... I'm not sure,
but I think the right answer here is "no."
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Bug report: When a guy asks me
to spend time with him...
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...he plans
something more interesting...
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...than hanging out at home,
watching TV.
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Even Doctor Who?
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- Even Doctor Who.
SHELDON: All right, that's it.
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Who Con, you're out.
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Okay, bug report taken.
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Next time, I will have a better plan
for our evening's activity.
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Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Yeah. Oh, wait. Here. Almost forgot.
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- Here.
- What's this?
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My bug report to you.
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Well, it's quite a list you got there.
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It's color-coded.
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Red means "fix right away."
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Yellow is "whenever you get a chance."
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And green is "I could probably learn
to live with it."
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There's a key down here at the bottom.
It's neat, huh?
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Yep.
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So have a good night.
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Yep.
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Look at that.
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Someday, we will tell future generations
that dating used to be hard.
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What's baffling me is what you
could have possibly put on the list.
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Hair too golden?
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Laugh too musical?
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World too much a better place
for her mere presence in it?
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How about constantly talks
with food in her mouth?
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Her heart's full of love,
no one cares what's in her mouth.
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So, Siri...
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...what's happening? How are you?
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I am well.
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What are you doing right now?
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What am I doing? I'm talking with you.
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You have a beautiful voice.
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Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.
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I bet it is.
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Why don't women like me?
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Let me check on that.
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How about a web search
for "Why don't women like me?"
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Well, no need. I've already done that.
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Uh, Siri, do you have a last name?
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My name is Siri.
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Ah, one name.
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Like Cher, Madonna, Adele.
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All the women who rock me.
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My name is Rajesh,
but you can call me Raj.
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Would you like me to call you "Raj"?
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I'd like you to call me "sexy."
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From now on, I'll call you "sexy." Okay?
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Okay.
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Siri, I'm in the mood for gelato.
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I found 10 restaurants
whose reviews mention gelato.
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Seven of them are fairly close to you.
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Thank you, darling.
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You're most certainly welcome, sexy.
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- Well done, Dr. Koothrappali.
- I'm sorry?
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You've taken
a great evolutionary leap...
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...by abandoning human interaction
and allowing yourself...
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...to romantically bond
with a soulless machine.
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Kudos.
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I haven't bonded with it.
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Oh, no, of course. I understand.
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You're afraid the world isn't ready
for your taboo love.
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Your secret's safe with me.
It's just a phone.
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Cooper.
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Kripke.
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Heads up.
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Professor Rothman urinated
in the particle physics lab again...
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...so we're gonna move up
his retirement party.
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Friday, 5:00. Pot luck.
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Thanks, Barry.
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Siri, remind me Friday morning
to make my famous popovers.
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All right, I'll remind you.
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You got Siri, huh?
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Voice recognition on that thing
is terrible. Look.
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Siri, can you recommend a restaurant?
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I'm sorry, Bawwy.
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I don't understand
"wecommend a westauwant."
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Listen to me.
Not restaurant. Restaurant.
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I don't know what you mean
by "Not westauwant. Westauwant."
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See? Total crap. You suck, Siri.
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Hey, don't talk to her like that.
She's a lady.
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Well, that "lady" took high-res pictures
of my junk last night for Craigslist.
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Later.
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PENNY:
It's open.
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Hey, you ready to go?
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Yeah, ju...
Hang on, let me just finish this chapter.
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- Well, can you finish it later?
- No, I can't.
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Reading books is a big part
of my life now because, you know:
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"We'd have more fun things to talk about
if I read more."
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Great. Good, great.
What are you reading?
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Two Weeks to Rock-Hard Abs.
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They kind of spoil the ending
right in the name of that, don't they?
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All right. Look.
Just remember how this works.
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We don't get mad about these things.
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Speaking of which, I've addressed
your bug report on my date planning.
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I've got a really fun evening for you.
It's kind of a surprise.
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All right, terrific. Let me just go
find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall.
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We wouldn't want you to feel like you
were "out for a walk with your mommy."
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Thank you.
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Oh, here's my list for you. Right there.
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(LEONARD CLEARS THROAT)
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All right, fair enough.
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I certainly can be quieter
when we kiss.
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It was an expression of passion...
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...but if it's coming across
as "juicy and weird," who wants that?
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It... It...
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I'm sorry, can you be more specific
on how my eyebrows are "stupid"?
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No, never mind. It's right here.
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- Good timing. Dinner's almost ready.
- Great.
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Oh, smells amazing in here.
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- Yeah, what are we eating?
- An exotic little treat.
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I was just talking to Siri
about Peking duck...
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...she said she knew
about four Chinese grocers...
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...two of which are fairly close to me.
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Her spontaneity is contagious.
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Who's Siri?
Is he dating somebody new?
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Yes. His phone.
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Is that cute or creepy?
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Uh-huh.
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Can I pour you some wine?
I think you'll enjoy it.
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00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,023
Traditional choice with Peking duck
is a sauvignon blanc...
246
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,859
...but Siri suggested an off-dry Riesling.
247
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,152
I wasn't sure...
248
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,198
...but I didn't wanna have an argument
with her in the middle of Trader Joe's.
249
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,872
Now, what should we put Siri in
for dinner?
250
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,541
Leopard, sparkles?
251
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,295
Or to paraphrase Coco Chanel:
252
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,383
"You can never go wrong
with a little black case."
253
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,805
Siri, play some smooth jazz.
254
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,307
Playing smooth jazz.
255
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,309
(KENNY G'S "SONGBIRD"
PLAYS ON PHONE)
256
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,188
Oh, my God, Kenny G.
257
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,441
This woman can read me like a book.
258
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,405
I can't believe I bought my soul mate
at Glendale Galleria.
259
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,996
I don't know if I wanna stay.
260
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,551
This is amazing.
How did you even get this idea?
261
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,346
I called your dad. I asked what things
you liked to do when you were a kid.
262
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,726
This seemed easier than getting a cow
out here so you could tip it.
263
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,439
Okay, you're kind of really great.
264
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,357
For a person whose neck massages...
265
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,111
...feel like an eagle
is trying to carry you to its nest?
266
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,282
Bug report. I complimented you.
You should take it and shut up.
267
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,616
Right, sorry. Sorry.
268
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,870
- And stop apologizing all the time.
- Right. Sorry.
269
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,456
All right, let's shoot stuff.
270
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,958
Do you want me
to show you what to do?
271
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:28,379
I play a lot of "Grand Theft Auto."
I think I know how to handle a gat.
272
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,966
Wow, you are cute
when you get all gangsta.
273
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,718
(GUNSHOT)
274
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,764
(YELLING)
275
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,564
So I've got a gunshot wound.
276
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,817
That's pretty badass.
277
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,404
No, you've got a Reebok
with a gunshot wound...
278
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,990
...and an ouchie on your pinky toe.
279
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,493
Hello? They gave me a Band-Aid.
280
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,747
Hospitals do not issue Band-Aids unless
it is medically necessary. That is the law.
281
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,373
(LAUGHING)
282
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,127
Well, thank you for a really cool evening.
283
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,090
Thank you for hiding my Star Wars
socks at the emergency room.
284
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:18,471
Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test
and see where we stand?
285
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,057
Things are looking good.
286
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,101
So are we still taking things slow?
287
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,852
Because a gunshot wound today...
288
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,813
...last week I slammed my thumb.
289
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,856
We don't know how much time I have.
290
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,819
Good night, you.
291
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,870
(BAVARIAN FOLK MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)
292
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:56,259
(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)
293
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,317
First door on the left.
294
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,111
Thank you.
295
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,239
(SIGHS)
296
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,705
(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) Dave, I found six
vacuum-cleaner repair shops in your area.
297
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,041
Four are fairly close to you.
298
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,252
Ahem.
299
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,464
Hello, sexy. What can I help you with?
300
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,601
If you'd like to make love to me
just tell me.
301
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,939
(GASPING)
302
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,276
I'm sorry. I don't understand:
303
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,236
(GASPING)
304
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,115
No!
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