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- Who wants the last dumpling?
- Ooh, me.
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Penny, a moment.
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We just had Thai food.
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In that culture, the last morsel
is called the krengjai piece.
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And it is reserved for the most important
and valued member of the group.
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Thank you all for this high honor.
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I've seen pictures of your mother.
Keep eating.
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All right, honey, if we're gonna
make the movie, we should go.
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(RAJESH CLEARS THROAT)
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This may be hard for you to hear...
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...but when I say "honey,"
I mean my fiancée.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Yeah, well, now it means her.
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It's okay if he wants to come.
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Fine. But next time, we get a sitter.
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- I gotta to work. I'll walk down with you.
- Wait.
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Uh, which is closer
to the new train store in Monrovia?
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The movie theater
or The Cheesecake Factory?
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Neither of them are close.
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I guess it doesn't matter
which one of you drives me.
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Let's play a fun guessing game
to see who gets to take me.
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All right. This four-letter word
describes either a printer's type size...
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...or a compulsion to eat dirt.
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- Okay, I'm not driving him.
- Penny, don't give up, you can get this.
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Aren't you going with Sheldon?
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No, I have no interest in model trains,
stores that sell them...
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...nor their heart-breaking clientele.
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Oh, well, I have some work to do,
so...
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I can't imagine that would disturb me.
Carry on.
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Okay. Wouldn't you be
more comfortable at home?
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Not really, no.
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Alrighty then.
I guess I'll just get started.
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Please, I don't need
the running commentary.
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(SIGHS)
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- Amy?
- Yo.
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- You okay?
- Oh, sure.
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- I thought you were reading.
- I was.
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Now I'm thinking about what I read.
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You all right, Leonard?
You seem very uncomfortable.
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I... I'm fine.
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Should I go?
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I've been told sometimes
I overstay my welcome.
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What...? Who told you that?
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Well, most recently, my gynecologist.
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Oh, you stay as long as you'd like.
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I'm glad to hear you say that
because I'm having a wonderful time.
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Hmm. I said the same thing
to my gynecologist.
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What are you gonna get
at the train store, Sheldon?
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Oh, I'm not buying anything.
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They're having a lecture.
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"HO gage railroading.
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Half the size of O gage,
but twice the fun."
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It's a very controversial topic.
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- Which side do you come down on?
- I'll let you know after tonight.
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Unlike some people,
I'm going in with an open mind.
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Who am I kidding?
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Of course we all know
it's O gage or no gage.
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Can you believe grown men
sit around and play with toy trains? Heh.
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That's big talk...
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...for a man with a closet full
of magic tricks at his mother's house.
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First of all, they're not tricks.
They're illusions.
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Secondly, when we get married,
they're all going up in the attic...
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...so you can have that closet
for clothes.
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Why would I keep clothes
at your mother's house?
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Well, don't think of it that way.
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Once we move in, it'll be our house.
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Is she moving out?
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Why would she move out?
It's her house.
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Hang on. You seriously think
I'm gonna live with your mother?
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Howard, I think I can help here.
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Yes, Bernadette,
that's exactly what he thinks.
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Why not?
It's a great house, plenty of room.
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If we have kids, Mom's there to help.
When she tells "The Three Little Pigs"...
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...she actually has hair
on her chinny chin chin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm not gonna live with your mother.
Not now, not ever.
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Wow, someone obviously has
some mommy issues.
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Raj, take me home.
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Don't listen to her.
Go to the movie theater.
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- Take me home now.
- Movie theater.
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(GROANS)
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Okay, everybody, calm down.
There is a simple solution here.
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Raj, take me to the train store...
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...and then I don't care
what you people do.
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How was your shower?
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Good, good.
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Just out of curiosity,
what time do you usually go to bed?
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Oh, I'm up all night.
I'm like a possum.
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Boy, you were not liked in high school,
were you?
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- Not really. Is that my yearbook?
- Mm-hm.
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"Dear Leonard,
you're really good at science.
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Maybe one day you'll come up
with a cure for being a dork."
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It wasn't spray-painting
a lightning bolt on my briefcase.
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- I can tell you that.
- If it makes you feel any better...
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...the only person who signed
my yearbook was my mother.
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Aw.
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"Dear Amy, self-respect and a hymen are
better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Well, you can add Jerry's Junction
to the list of train stores...
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...Sheldon Cooper
will never set foot in again.
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- Rough night, Casey Jones?
- You don't know the half of it.
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It was billed as a lively give-and-take
on the merits of model-train sizes.
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But it was actually a set-up...
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...to intimidate weak-minded, spineless
rubes into buying HO starter sets.
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- What's in the bag?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
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But it's not a spine, I'll tell you that.
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I had a delightful evening.
We should do this again sometime.
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Uh, sure. That'd be nice.
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Glad to hear it. I need someone
to accompany me to the wedding...
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...of Dr. Moranelli and Dr. Gustufson
this Friday.
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They're kind of the Brad and Angelina
of the Primatology Department.
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- Wouldn't you rather bring Sheldon?
- I would...
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...but the last wedding we went to
was a disaster.
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- He behaved like a child the entire time.
- It's not my fault.
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You said there'd be other scientists there
my age.
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Doesn't matter. You're out. He's in.
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No date to the prom,
two dates to a wedding.
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Hmm, how times change.
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Ha, ha, you have to go to a wedding.
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(RINGS)
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HOWARD:
I'll get it.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Could you get it?
HOWARD: L said I'm getting it!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Fine, I'll get it.
HOWARD: L got it!
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Oh, hi.
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Hey.
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I don't wanna fight.
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00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,364
I was just surprised when you sprung
the living-with-your-mom stuff on me.
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Yeah, well,
I'm sorry I didn't run it by you first.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: I don't know
who you're talking to, but in or out!
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We don't need bugs!
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The bugs only come here...
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...because you're their queen!
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Listen, how about this?
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Before we make any decision
about where we live, we have a trial run.
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You know, stay here for a weekend,
see what it's like.
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- Your mom would be okay with that?
- Sure, she would.
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Ma, do you mind if Bernadette
stays here this weekend?
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Hey, if she's
willing to give the milk away for free...
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...who am I to say no?
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See? She's good with it.
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(CHUCKLES)
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Frankly, after all
your sleepovers with the little brown boy...
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...a girl is a big relief.
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All these years, I've been so wrong.
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The tinier the train,
the more concentrated the fun.
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You're a brain scientist.
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Can you explain why a brilliant man
likes playing with toy trains?
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Not without cutting his head open, no.
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How about making my eyes
like Cleopatra?
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Really? For a wedding?
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You're right.
My cheek bones and beckoning pelvis...
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...already have a certain
"Hello, sailor" quality.
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I'm ready.
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PENNY:
Aw.
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So handsome.
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Like James Bond.
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Better than James Bond
because he's tinier.
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I got you this to give to me.
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Oh, sweetie, guests don't normally
wear corsages to a wedding.
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That's more of a prom thing.
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I never went to my prom.
162
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:09,024
My mom paid my cousin to take me
but he just used the money to buy drugs.
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Put the corsage on her.
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00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,282
Amy, this is for you, heh.
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When you're done copping a feel,
that goes on my wrist.
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All aboard. Woo-woo!
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It's official. I'm an HO trainiac.
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00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,553
So dinner went nice.
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00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,555
Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
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00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,684
Does your mother always cut your meat
for you?
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Only when it's fatty.
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Well, don't be jealous, babe.
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Someday, you'll get to cut it for me.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Bernadette,
I found the extra head for the Water Pik...
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...if you wanna use it.
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I'm okay, Mrs. Wolowitz.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: You sure? I just squirted
half a brisket out of my teeth.
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Hey, Ma, how about a little privacy?
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Oh, I know what that means. Hubba-hubba.
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- Oh, God.
- Relax, it'll be fine.
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BERNADETTE: Okay.
HOWARD: Heh.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Let me know when you're done canoodling.
183
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Mommy needs a foot rub.
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Do a little dance
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Make a little love
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Get down tonight
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Do a little dance
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Make a little love
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Get down tonight
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Would you like to dance?
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No, thank you.
I'm really not much of a dancer.
192
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You're not exactly winning any trophies
as a conversationalist, either.
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I'm sorry.
The bride and groom seem happy.
194
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Why shouldn't they be?
They have a feverish night...
195
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,305
...of socially-approved copulation
ahead of them.
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00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,017
In some cultures,
we'd stand outside their room...
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...cheering as they achieved orgasm.
198
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That sounds like a late night,
and I have work in the morning, so...
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Leonard, you may not have noticed,
but I am being a delight here.
200
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You're not holding up your end
of the evening.
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I'm sorry.
This wedding just reminds me...
202
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,456
...of my kind-of-sort-of girlfriend
9000 miles away.
203
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,417
I have a kind-of-sort-of boyfriend
playing with a model train right now.
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You don't hear me bitching about it.
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A word of advice.
Moody self-obsession is only attractive...
206
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...in men who can play guitar
and are considerably taller than you.
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I'm not moody, I'm fun.
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Do you have any evidence
to support that statement?
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Well, hey,
I'm just as much fun as you are.
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Really?
Are you willing to draw a mustache...
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...on your finger
as a conversational icebreaker?
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I am.
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Okay, fine. What do you suggest?
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We just had a lovely meal.
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The band is on fire.
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And you're sitting next to a beautiful
woman wearing whorish makeup.
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Why don't we head out on the floor...
218
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...and see if I can sweat
through these dress shields?
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Once again,
I'm really not much of a dancer.
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Don't worry, I'll lead.
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(BAND PLAYING "CHICKEN DANCE")
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(MIMICKING LIGHTSABER BUZZING)
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Howard?
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(MIMICS LIGHTSABER
POWERING DOWN)
225
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,639
- Ready for bed?
- No. I need to brush my teeth...
226
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,559
...but your mother's been
in the bathroom for an hour.
227
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,436
Oh, yeah, she sometimes
has problems doing her business.
228
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Hang on, ahem.
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Ma, give up!
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Tonight's not your night!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
You don't know that, I just sat down!
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HOWARD:
Come on, take a break.
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Bernadette needs to brush her teeth.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: She can come in
and brush her teeth. I'm not embarrassed.
235
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,331
Problem solved.
236
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,250
(CHUCKLES)
237
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,086
No, it's not. I'm not going in there.
238
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:43,673
Oh, come on, honey. She's just
sitting in there reading a magazine.
239
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,426
You can't see anything.
I go in all the time.
240
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,347
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Ha! The eagle has landed.
241
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,057
(TOILET FLUSHES)
242
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,145
And we have splash down.
243
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:58,897
(HOWARD CLEARS THROAT)
244
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,150
Wait here.
I'm gonna go light a candle.
245
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,653
And then we make passionate love.
246
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,201
(LEONARD GRUNTING)
247
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,622
- There we go, last floor.
- I just can't figure out what happened.
248
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,207
I put my left leg in,
I took my left leg out.
249
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:22,378
I put my left leg in,
and something just snapped.
250
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,381
The Hokey-Pokey
is a young man's game.
251
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,591
(CHUCKLES)
252
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,009
I did have a great time.
253
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,596
Thank you for reminding me
it's okay to have fun once in a while.
254
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,181
You're welcome.
255
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,224
Also for breaking the head
off the ice swan...
256
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,186
...so I could hold it
against my pulled groin.
257
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,688
I excel at spatial reasoning,
and I had a hunch...
258
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,359
...that the graceful slope of its neck
would cradle your genitals nicely.
259
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,863
Well, okay. Again, thank you.
260
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,449
And again, you're welcome.
261
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,537
- Wanna come in, have a cup of tea?
- No, I'm gonna head home.
262
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,706
Okay, well, good night.
263
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,416
Good night.
264
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,676
Ames, hi. How was the wedding?
265
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:13,972
Great. Until I accidentally made
Leonard fall in love with me.
266
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,811
Come in, let's talk.
267
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,313
Do you want a glass of wine?
268
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,565
Wine is one of the reasons
I'm in this fix.
269
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,067
That and this dang pelvis.
270
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,030
Okay, I'm sorry,
what exactly happened?
271
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,784
The inevitable. He was lonely and
vulnerable from missing his girlfriend.
272
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,370
While I was charming, supportive,
and let's face it...
273
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,165
...in this dress, the perfect combination
of Madonna and whore.
274
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:46,254
- Oh, God, did he make a move on you?
- No, but it's only a matter of time.
275
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,715
How could I have not seen this coming?
276
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:52,051
Now I'm gonna have to break
the little sad sack's heart.
277
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,221
I'm sure he'll be okay.
278
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,181
Oh, Penny.
Much as I would treasure knowing...
279
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,350
...the two of us had been defiled
by the same man...
280
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,686
...Leonard just doesn't get
my motor running.
281
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,694
So, um, what are you gonna do?
Do you want me to talk to Leonard?
282
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,947
- Let him down easy.
- No. I'll let him have tonight.
283
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,116
I'll send him an e-mail...
284
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,286
...letting him know this body
is never gonna be his wonderland.
285
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,915
I mean, frankly, you've got a better shot
than he does.
286
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,720
Leonard, check it out.
287
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,889
I bought an N gage locomotive.
288
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,016
Half the size of HO.
289
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,435
Look, it fits in my mouth.
290
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,938
Sounds like you had a great night.
291
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,066
I did.
292
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,610
- How was yours?
- Not bad.
293
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,279
I had a lot more fun with Amy
than I thought I would.
294
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,532
- What do you mean by that?
- It turns out she really knows...
295
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,285
...how to help a guy loosen up
and have a good time.
296
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,164
Although, truth be told,
my groin's a little worse for wear.
297
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,792
Ow!
298
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,172
- Why'd you do that?
- To send a message.
299
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,591
She is not for you.
300
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,177
- What?
- Not for you.
301
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,856
Good morning, handsome.
302
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,776
Morning, Mom.
303
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,572
It's me.
304
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,369
Yes, it is.
And you're so pretty in the morning.
305
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,164
Your mom and I made you breakfast.
306
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,751
Oh, wow, heh,
so you guys are getting along?
307
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,545
Yeah, I guess.
308
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:54,465
We're very different people, Howard,
so communication's a little tricky.
309
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,843
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Does he like the pancakes?
310
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,053
He didn't try them yet!
311
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,351
- Is there any butter? Heh.
- It's butter-flavored syrup.
312
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,019
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
So? What's the word?
313
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,147
He wants butter!
314
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,859
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
It's butter-flavored syrup!
315
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,695
I just told him that!
316
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,869
I don't need any butter.
317
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,080
If you want butter, I'll get you butter.
318
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,212
Well, I guess I'll cut these by myself.
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