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SHELDON: Why hast thou forsaken me,
oh, deity, whose existence I doubt?
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Here, breathe into this bag.
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- What's going on?
SHELDON: They stole everything, Leonard.
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Everything.
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- Are you the roommate?
- Leonard Hofstadter. What happened?
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Your friend called 911
to report a robbery.
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Oh, my God, what did they get?
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What didn't they get?
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They got my enchanted weapons,
my Vicious Gladiator armor...
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...my Wand of Untainted Power
and all my gold.
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You called the police...
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...because someone hacked
your "World of Warcraft" account?
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What choice did I have?
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The mighty Sheldor,
level 85 blood elf...
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...hero of the Eastern Kingdoms...
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...has been picked clean
like a carcass in the desert sun.
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Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
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(SHELDON HYPERVENTILATING)
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Into the bag.
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They took my battle ostrich.
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- Oh, no, not Glenn.
- Yes. Glenn.
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Only bird I ever loved.
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Good luck, fellas.
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Oh, thank you, officer.
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Wait a minute.
You're not going to do anything?
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- Mr. Cooper, there's nothing...
- Dr. Cooper.
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Seriously?
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Not the kind with access to drugs.
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Fine. Dr. Cooper,
I'm sorry for your loss...
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...but the Pasadena Police Department
doesn't have jurisdiction in Pandora.
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That's from Avatar.
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"World of Warcraft" takes place
in Azeroth.
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Goodness gracious,
how are you allowed to carry a gun?
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Can you at least refer me
to a rogue ex-cop?
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What?
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One who was drummed off the force
because he refused to play by the rules.
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And now he hires himself out to impose
his own brand of rough justice?
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No.
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Thank you, officer.
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It's all gone. All gone.
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- I'm really sorry, Sheldon.
- What kind of world do we live in...
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...where a man would take
another man's battle ostrich?
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I don't know.
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This act of aggression must be met
with swift and cruel ferocity.
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It is time to cry havoc
and let slip the dogs of war.
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I'm on it.
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Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz. Is Howard there?
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Okay, thanks.
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That particular dog of war
will have to call you back after his bath.
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See if Raj is done with Pilates.
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Three thousand hours.
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Three thousand hours clicking on that
mouse, collecting weapons and gold.
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It's almost as if
it was a huge waste of time.
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They knew what they were doing.
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He got in and out of your account
in under 15 minutes...
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...transferred all your stuff,
didn't leave a digital fingerprint.
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Oh, there isn't enough chamomile tea
in the world...
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...to quell the rage in my heart.
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I'm talking to an orc under the bridge
in Thunder Bluff...
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...says if we pay him,
he'll help us track down your things.
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- Can we trust him?
- I should say so.
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He appears to be a member
of the Nigerian royal family.
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Whoa, somebody's auctioning off
a jeweled ostrich bridle.
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No, Glenn's was leather.
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He was a simple ostrich.
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Is. Is. I haven't given up hope.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Penny.
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- We're in the middle of a crisis here.
- Oh, I know. Bernadette told me.
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I'm sorry, Sheldon,
I know that game meant a lot to you.
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That game?
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Excuse me, Penny,
but "Doodle Jump" is a game.
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"Angry Birds" is a game.
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"World of Warcraft" is a massively
multiplayer online role-playing...
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All right, technically it's a game.
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Bad news.
The Nigerian prince may be a fraud.
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Okay, I brought you a day-old
cheesecake to cheer you up.
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Stale pastry is hollow succor
to a man who is bereft of ostrich.
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- Just say thank you.
- I thought I just did.
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All right, see you later.
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- Oh, hello.
- Oh, hi.
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I was just dropping off a cheesecake
to Sheldon.
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He was robbed
of a bunch of imaginary crap...
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...that's useful
in a make-believe place.
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I don't know what that means.
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Yeah, well, sadly, I do.
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Did you know Priya took Leonard
Rollerblading at the beach?
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Can you believe that?
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I feel like I'm supposed to say
"that bitch"...
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...but I don't have
enough information.
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I am the one who spent two years
trying to get him to go to the beach.
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He was so phobic about stepping
on medical waste, I had to carry him.
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I took Howard to the beach once.
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He almost burst into flames
like a vampire.
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What's the thanks I get for turning
Leonard into quality boyfriend material?
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I have to tiptoe
around his new girlfriend.
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I think you're on.
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That bitch.
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You want some coffee liqueur
on your ice cream?
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Here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure
mother warned me about.
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I was starting to think
it was never gonna happen.
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Yes, please.
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Should've seen Leonard when we met.
No eye contact.
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He was either looking up at the ceiling
or down at his shoes.
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I'm drunk.
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For the first months
whenever I'd take off my bra...
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...he would giggle and say,
"Oh, boy, my breast friends."
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If it makes you feel better,
I'm never speaking to Priya again.
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No, don't do that.
No reason to be mean to her.
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This may be the alcohol talking,
but I believe there is.
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Are you familiar with the study
of Tanzanian chimpanzees...
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...by Nishida and Hosaka
out of Kyoto University?
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No, but I can name
all the Kardashians.
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Primates such as ourselves
have a natural instinct...
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...to ostracize ill-mannered
members of the troop.
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Bernadette's urge to shun, scowl...
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...or fling her waste at Priya
is hardwired into her DNA.
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I don't have an urge
to fling my waste.
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Believe me, it's there. We all have it.
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Hit me with some more booze
and I'll show you.
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All right, here we are.
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This is the tavern where all
the black market weapon trades go down.
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I don't think my character
should be in a place like this.
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Everyone's undressing her
with their eyes.
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Maybe if you stop dropping your sword
and bending over to pick it up.
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- What exactly are we looking for?
- Redheaded troll by the name of Glumly.
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According to this,
if you wanna move stolen goods...
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...and it's after school hours,
he's your guy.
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Is this going to take much longer?
We were gonna spend some time together.
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We are. In the meantime...
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...you're welcome to whip up
a character and join us.
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Seriously?
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Well, you have to put in
a credit card number, but it's fun.
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Maybe I should just go home.
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- Our troll walked in. I got him.
- We got him. We're almost done.
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How do you guys wanna play this?
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Be ruthless. Tell him if he doesn't start
talking, we'll register a complaint...
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...with his Internet service provider.
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Sheldon, what if he gets his Internet
from his cable company?
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He could lose his HBO and all
their delightful original programming.
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I don't care. I'm losing it, man.
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Why don't we play this smart?
Try a little good goblin, bad goblin.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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No, I think we have to be more subtle.
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Okay, I see where this is going.
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Fine, I'll have sex with him.
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That's not where it was going.
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Good, because I would hate that.
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Leonard, you're busy,
let's talk tomorrow.
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Oh, wait, hang on. Are you upset?
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No, no, I think it's sexy
to date a boy trapped in a man's body.
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Good, good.
I'll tell you what happens.
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People think I don't get sarcasm.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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- Okay. Be nice.
- Hello.
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- We're just heading out for a drink.
- Because I do that now.
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Count your blessings
you're not a Tanzanian chimp.
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- What?
- Don't listen to her.
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She's had a lot of ice cream.
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Do you wanna join us?
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Oh, thank you, but I have work to do.
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Four women walk down the stairs.
How many reach the lobby?
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Did your sister say anything
when you got home last night?
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Don't put me in the middle of this.
I'm not going to be your go-between.
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Come on, help me out.
Am I in trouble?
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- There's no reason to worry.
- That's a relief.
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Many women in happy relationships
spend their nights...
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...Skyping with their ex-boyfriend Sanjay.
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00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,341
Good news, gentlemen.
I found our hacker.
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- What?
- Really?
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Yeah, no one can hide from me.
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Not Waldo, not Carmen Sandiego,
not even topless Natalie Portman.
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I've never said these words before,
but good job, Howard.
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Thanks.
Our culprit is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki.
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2711 Ocean View Road,
Carlsbad, California.
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The name and the address
drip with evil.
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- What else do we know about him?
- Quite a bit, actually.
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I bet he's some loser
who lives with his parents.
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Yes, he does live with his parents.
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Here's a Google Earth shot
of their house.
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Excellent. It's in a cul-de-sac.
We can box him in.
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- Hold on, you're thinking of going there?
- Carlsbad is only a couple of hours away.
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You walk up to the house, knock
on the door and demand your stuff back.
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- What if he says no?
- I don't know if you've been following...
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...but there have been some advancements
in the field of torture.
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No one's getting tortured.
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00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,475
Fine, we'll abide
by the Geneva Convention.
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But ask yourself this:
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In the course of our lives, how much
lunch money has been taken from us?
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How many kites?
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00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:21,625
How many Scooby-Doo
Trapper Keepers?
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- I totally had one of those.
- Of course you did.
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A fun and practical way
of organizing your schoolwork.
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But the bullies took it from us.
Well, no more.
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Tonight, we take back our dignity,
our birthright and our pride.
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What do you say? Who's with me?
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I have a hip-hop aerobics class at 5,
could we go after?
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- Sure.
- Also, tonight's the Sabbath...
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...and my mother and I have a tradition
of lighting candles and Wheel of Fortune.
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If we could leave at 8, we'd still regain
our birthright at 10, 10:30 latest.
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Fine.
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- Leonard?
- Oh, jeez...
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...I don't know if I can ditch Priya
two nights in a row.
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Oh, come on, man. Bros before...
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...my sister.
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- Screw it. I'm in.
- Me too.
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And me.
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One moment.
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I'm hell-bent on catching
a cyber criminal, not the common cold.
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(WHEEL CLICKING ON TV)
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(CHATTERING ON TV)
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I thought this delay was so you could
watch Wheel of Fortune...
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...with your mother.
- I am. She's bleaching her mustache.
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Check it out. Hey, Ma!
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"Before and after," four words,
17 letters, two N's, one V!
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WOMAN:
Fanny pack of wolves!
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- That's incredible.
- Yeah, she's kind of a Wheel savant.
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(SITAR RINGTONE PLAYING)
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Uh-oh. That's Priya.
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Sitar music for her ringtone is not cool,
dude.
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Hit the...
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(MUTES TV)
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Hey, sweetie.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be working late.
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I miss you too.
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Okay, sure, I'll call you
when I get home. Okay, bye-bye.
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Very nice. You lie to my sister.
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That's the nicest thing
he does to your sister.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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- Guess who?
- Cover for me.
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Hello, Priya. What's up?
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How would I know
if Leonard's at work or not?
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Don't be suspicious.
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If you want your relationship
to continue...
235
00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:53,168
...you have to believe whatever
wild-eyed, cockamamy excuse...
236
00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:56,315
...the white devil has the nerve
to offer you.
237
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,545
Okay? Yeah. Bye-bye.
238
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,516
You owe me.
239
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,485
New puzzle, Ma!
240
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:08,321
"Same name," one N,
two D's, three O's!
241
00:14:08,495 --> 00:14:11,089
WOMAN:
Whoopi and Rube Goldberg!
242
00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:14,165
- That's uncanny.
- I know. It's her superpower.
243
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,199
Well, that and jiggling her arm fat.
244
00:14:19,806 --> 00:14:23,435
I can't believe we're going all the way
to San Diego to confront this guy.
245
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,078
Yeah, we're kind of badasses,
aren't we?
246
00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:27,577
Totally.
247
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:31,715
Hey, how about we stay the night
and hit Legoland in the morning?
248
00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:33,248
SeaWorld is better.
249
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:37,516
It has Shamu
who is literally tons of fun.
250
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,785
But for the moment,
let's stay focused on Todd Zarnecki.
251
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,451
Yeah.
We're coming for you, Todd Zarnecki.
252
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:46,758
And for the record,
Legoland is more interactive.
253
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:52,904
I almost feel sorry for the poor fool
sitting in his split-level suburban ranch...
254
00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:57,908
...unaware that a vengeful horde is
barreling down the San Diego freeway...
255
00:14:58,078 --> 00:14:59,909
...at 71 miles an hour.
256
00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:03,844
Ease up there, lead foot.
You trying to get us killed?
257
00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:08,985
I took the liberty of burning us a mix
of heroic questing music.
258
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:14,590
This says
"Beyonc� Bootylicious Dance Mix."
259
00:15:14,761 --> 00:15:17,992
It's a rewritable CD. Just put it in.
260
00:15:18,431 --> 00:15:19,728
Beyonc�? Really?
261
00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:23,133
She's curvy and she owns it.
I like that.
262
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:28,769
(WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"
PLAYING ON STEREO)
263
00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:33,572
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.
264
00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:36,409
We are winged fury.
265
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,575
Which is still no excuse
for going over the posted speed limit.
266
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,122
Next time we go to kick someone's ass,
we take the train.
267
00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:52,291
I always prefer the train.
268
00:15:55,135 --> 00:15:56,762
Sheldon, let's go.
269
00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,164
SHELDON:
Coming.
270
00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:03,274
Why did you bring that?
271
00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:08,346
No weapon strikes more fear into
a man's heart than a Klingon bat'leth.
272
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:11,507
Okay, let's get clear on something.
273
00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:13,982
Just tell this guy
to transfer all your stuff...
274
00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:16,315
...back into your account,
then be on our way.
275
00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:18,719
No one's bat'lething anybody.
276
00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:22,790
So my blade shall not taste blood
tonight?
277
00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:26,423
No.
278
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:30,666
- Well, now I just feel silly holding it.
- Come on.
279
00:16:31,738 --> 00:16:34,901
- Can I at least kick down the door?
- You're welcome to try...
280
00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:38,669
...but the other day, it took you
15 minutes to get into a FedEx box.
281
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:42,437
(DOORBELL RINGS)
282
00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:45,175
MAN: Who is it?
- Your doom.
283
00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:49,048
Don't say, "your doom."
Who opens the door for their doom?
284
00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:52,055
Good point. Basket of puppies.
285
00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:56,554
What?
286
00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:58,594
Uh...
287
00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:00,889
Sheldon?
288
00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:06,263
- Are you Todd Zarnecki?
- Yeah. Who are you?
289
00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:08,707
I'm Sheldor of Azeroth.
290
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,172
I want my things back.
291
00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:12,106
I don't think so. Let me see that.
292
00:17:12,278 --> 00:17:13,745
Careful, it's a collectible.
293
00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:17,581
I know. I've always wanted one.
294
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,526
He's even more cunning
than we thought.
295
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,060
You know, the joke's on him.
296
00:17:35,235 --> 00:17:39,934
Without the certificate of authenticity,
that bat'leth is worthless.
297
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,034
Yeah, he walked right into our trap.
298
00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:48,007
Legoland seems like
a hollow dream now.
299
00:17:49,549 --> 00:17:50,914
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
300
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,142
Uh-oh.
301
00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:54,912
- What's the matter?
- Something's wrong. Not getting gas.
302
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,562
Anybody know anything
about combustion engines?
303
00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:07,097
- Of course.
- Nineteenth-century technology.
304
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,497
Does anybody know how to fix
combustion engine?
305
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,796
- No.
- Not a clue.
306
00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,969
We'd better call somebody
to come pick us up.
307
00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:17,636
It'd be swell if they had a train.
308
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:25,274
Thank you, Penny.
309
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,652
No problem.
310
00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:32,190
So I think it's interesting you didn't
call your girlfriend to come get you.
311
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,654
I kind of told her I was working.
312
00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,353
So you lied to her. Also interesting.
313
00:18:38,831 --> 00:18:42,995
She doesn't really understand the whole
"Warcraft" adventure-role-playing thing.
314
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:46,605
Well, doesn't matter if she gets it,
as long as she's pretty.
315
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:50,437
This one's funny, Leonard.
316
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,669
How come you couldn't
make it work with her?
317
00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,111
Did you at least get
Sheldon's fake stuff back?
318
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,979
No, we failed in our noble quest.
319
00:19:00,153 --> 00:19:04,385
- How come?
- Todd Zarnecki was mean.
320
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,021
All right, hang on.
321
00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:07,383
What are you doing?
322
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:11,291
I'm gonna show you
how we finish a quest in Nebraska.
323
00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,090
Oh, Beyonc�.
324
00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:22,202
(WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"
PLAYING ON STEREO)
325
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,865
This ain't no Beyonc�.
326
00:19:29,382 --> 00:19:31,043
Now what?
327
00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:34,710
- Give his stuff back.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
328
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,145
Well, then good news.
329
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:40,816
Today's the day a girl's finally gonna
touch you in your little special place.
330
00:19:44,197 --> 00:19:46,995
- Now, give him his stuff back.
- Okay.
331
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,224
We did it!
332
00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:52,701
I said, we.
333
00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:01,346
PRIYA:
Oh, hold the door.
334
00:20:01,848 --> 00:20:02,872
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
335
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,883
- Going to see Leonard?
- Yes.
336
00:20:07,854 --> 00:20:09,378
- How have you been?
- Fine.
337
00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:12,149
- You?
- Very well, thank you.
338
00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:55,300
- All right, well, great seeing you.
- Yeah, you too.
339
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:02,105
Amy's right.
I do wanna fling my poop at her.
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