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Clarify something for me.
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Isn't the point of a communal meal
the exchange of ideas and opinions...
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...an opportunity to consider
important issues of the day?
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It is. You just kind of put a damper
on things when you said:
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"The next person I see talking with
food in their mouth will be put to death."
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We could argue about
who said what all night...
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...but to set things back on course...
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...I will propose a new topic
of conversation.
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- Oh!
- Great.
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What is the best number?
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By the way,
there's only one correct answer.
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Five million, three hundred,
eighteen thousand and eight?
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Wrong. The best number is 73.
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You're probably wondering why.
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- No.
RAJESH: No, we're good.
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Seventy three
is the 21st prime number.
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It's mirror, 37, is the 12th...
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...and its mirror, 21, is the product
of multiplying... Hang on to your hats.
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- Seven and three.
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Heh? Heh? Did I lie?
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We get it.
73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.
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Chuck Norris wishes.
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In binary, 73 is a palindrome:
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One, zero, zero, one...
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...zero, zero, one.
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Which, backwards,
is one, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, one.
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Exactly the same.
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All Chuck Norris backwards
gets you is "sirron kcuhc."
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Just for the record, when you enter
5,318,008 in a calculator...
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...upside down, it spells "boobies."
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Remember wondering why
the girls didn't wanna eat with us?
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Yeah, I get it now.
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- I love your heart locket, Bernadette.
- Oh, thanks. Howard gave it to me.
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It's the cutest thing.
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Every time I have dinner with his mom,
the next day I get jewelry.
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Did you know the Valentine's heart
is not based on the shape of a heart...
37
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...but rather on the shape of
the buttocks of a female bending over?
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Oh. So I spent seventh grade
dotting my I's with little asses?
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Cool.
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- Hey, Penny, how's it going?
- Zack. What are you doing here?
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My dad's company prints menus
for this place.
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Dropping off some new ones,
laminated.
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Easier to clean
if people throw up on them.
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- Guess how I got the idea.
- Yeah, I got it. I got it.
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Ahem. Uh, Zack, these are my friends
Bernadette and Amy.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hoo.
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- Okay, well, it was good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
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- He's really cute. How do you know him?
- Oh, we went out a couple times.
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I'm often flummoxed by current slang.
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Does "went out" mean
"had intercourse"?
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- Yes.
- No. No.
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But in this case, yes.
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- Interesting. And was it not satisfactory?
- No, it was great.
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He just didn't really challenge me
on an intellectual level.
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Couldn't you just fool around with him
and then listen to NPR?
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Wouldn't help.
Zack can't even spell NPR.
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It's what I do with Howard.
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I'm much smarter than he is...
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...but it's important
to protect his manhood.
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Hoo.
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- What's the matter?
- I'm suddenly feeling flushed.
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My heart rate is elevated,
my palms are clammy, my mouth is dry.
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In addition,
I keep involuntarily saying "hoo."
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Oh, we know what's causing that,
don't we?
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It's no mystery.
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I obviously have the flu, coupled with
sudden-onset Tourette's syndrome.
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You hear about the accident
at the bio lab?
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- No.
- What happened?
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They were injecting rats with radioactive
isotopes and one of the techs got bit.
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Did he get super powers?
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No, he got five stitches
and a tetanus shot.
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Oh.
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Well, that's disappointing.
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- Why?
- Oh.
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You get bit by radioactive animal
in a lab...
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...you kind of wanna
turn into a superhero.
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Yeah, but who'd wanna become
Rat Man?
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Who wouldn't?
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You could zip through a maze
in nothing flat...
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...squeeze through small holes and
shut down restaurants in a single bound.
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And the best part is,
if I were Rat Man...
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...you could be my sidekick,
Mouse Boy.
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Mouse Boy?
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You don't like Mouse Boy?
How about, uh, Kid Vermin?
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First of all, if we had super powers,
I wouldn't be the sidekick.
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- You'd be the sidekick.
- Rat Man is nobody's sidekick.
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Leonard, settle this, of the two of us,
who's the obvious sidekick?
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Yeah, Leonard, who?
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Twelve years after high school
and I'm still at the nerd table.
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Aren't you slicing that man's brain
a little too thin?
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It's too thin if I were making a foot-long
brain sandwich at Quizno's.
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For examination
under a two photon microscope...
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...it's fine.
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Well, you're the expert.
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If the correct way to do it
is the wrong way, then I yield.
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Very well, if you die and donate
your body to science...
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...I promise to slice your brain
like Canadian bacon.
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Thank you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to take my temperature.
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Are you monitoring
your circadian rhythms...
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...in order to identify your periods
of maximum mental acuity?
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I did that one summer.
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Ah, youth.
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No, I experienced distressing symptoms
last night...
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...so I'm checking
my vital signs every hour.
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I'd be happy to create a chart and
participate in a differential diagnosis.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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All right. Ahem.
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What were the symptoms?
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Elevated heart rate, moist palms,
dry mouth...
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...and localized vascular throbbing.
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Localized to what region?
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Ears and genitalia.
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Interesting.
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Not body parts that usually team up.
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What about environmental factors?
Describe the scene for me.
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I was in a restaurant with Penny
and Bernadette, drinking water.
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Carbonated, as it was
a special occasion.
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Penny's friend Zack stopped by
and said hello and I said "hoo."
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- Who?
- Zack.
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- Then why did you ask?
- Ask what?
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- "Who?"
- Zack.
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All right, let's start over.
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What did you say
when Zack walked in?
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- Hoo.
- Zack.
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- Why do you keep saying Zack?
- Because you keep saying, "Who?"
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I'm not saying "hoo" now,
I said "hoo" last night.
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And the answer was Zack, correct?
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There was no question,
I simply said, "Hoo."
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All right.
I think I have enough to go on.
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Possible explanations
for your symptoms are...
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...in descending order of likelihood...
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...hyperthyroidism...
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...premature menopause...
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...hosting an alien parasite...
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...or, and I only include it for the sake of
covering absolutely all bases...
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...sexual arousal.
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Where would I have picked up
an alien parasite?
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- There you are.
- Oh, hey.
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Let me ask you a question.
What are you most afraid of?
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I don't know. Uh...
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Nuclear war, being buried alive.
Any of those movies where you get...
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...that phone call that says
you're going to die, and then you do.
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No, something very specific
that we both know you...
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...Rajesh Koothrappalli,
are terrified of.
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Well, type two diabetes
runs in my family.
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- The thought of losing a toe...
- Spiders. You're afraid of spiders.
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- What the heck is this?
- A jar with a big spider in it, of course.
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Bravery test. First one to take
his hand out is the sidekick.
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RAJESH:
Wha...?
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- Are you crazy?
- Perhaps.
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- Are you scared?
- No. But it's a stupid test.
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Oh, really?
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What if the Earth was in danger
and the only way to save it...
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...was to stick your hand in a jar
with a spider?
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Yeah? What if only way to save it
was to shower in the locker room...
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...and let other guys see you naked?
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Oh, come on.
That's never gonna happen.
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Now, put your hand in the jar
or forever be revealed as my sidekick.
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All right, I will.
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How did you get so brave
all of a sudden?
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It's easy.
The spider's crawling up your arm.
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(SCREAMING)
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Get it off me, get it off me.
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Please, Raj!
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Please!
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My blood work shows
thyroid function normal.
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Cortisol levels normal.
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How about your
follicle-stimulating hormone levels?
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Sheldon, I am not going
through menopause.
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Are you sure? You said that
with the testy bark of an old biddy.
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I think we need to face
the cold, hard truth.
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I was sexually aroused
by Penny's friend Zack.
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Hang on.
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I don't know that we've given the
alien parasite hypothesis a fair shake.
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Let's look at this logically.
I have a stomach, I get hungry.
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I have genitals, I have the potential
for sexual arousal.
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A cross we all must bear.
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You know,
in difficult moments like this...
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...I often turn to a force greater
than myself.
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- Religion?
- Star Trek.
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Did you see
Star Trek: The Motion Picture?
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- No.
- Don't. It's terrible.
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However, in it we learn that...
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...when Spock finds himself
drawn off the path of logic...
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...by feelings bubbling up
from his human half...
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...he suppresses them, using the
Vulcan mental discipline of Kolinahr.
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You suggesting we live our lives
guided by philosophies...
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...found in cheap science fiction?
- Cheap science fiction?
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What are you doing?
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Using Kolinahr to suppress my anger
at that last comment.
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Is it possible
that your concern for me...
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...is motivated by nothing more
than simple jealousy?
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I hadn't considered that.
Give me a moment.
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- All right. I've considered it.
- And?
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I reject it.
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You reject it
because you don't feel jealousy...
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...or because you are
suppressing jealousy?
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I think I'll eat my lunch at home.
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That's not your lunch, Sheldon.
Those are the cadaver brain specimens.
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Oh.
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As they were incorrectly sliced...
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...you can see how I could
mistake them for my sashimi.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Isn't tomorrow
your usual laundry night?
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The supermarket was out of
my regular fabric softener.
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If this one under or over-softens,
I'll need time to make things right.
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That's thinking ahead.
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The alternative would be
to think backwards...
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...and that's just remembering.
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- So how's Amy?
- Amy's changed.
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I might have to let her go.
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Oh, no. Why?
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I thought she was a highly evolved
creature of pure intellect, like me...
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...but recent events indicate that
she may be a slave to her baser urges.
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Like you.
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I'm just gonna skip over that insult.
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What insult?
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Yeah, that's why
I'm gonna skip over it.
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Are you saying that Amy is...
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...what's the scientific word...?
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Forget science. She's horny.
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Oh, okay. Wow!
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It's simple biology.
There's nothing I can do about it.
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Are you sure?
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What are you suggesting?
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I'm suggesting there might be
something you could do...
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...about Amy's urges.
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It's illegal to spay a human being.
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Yeah, that's not what I had in mind.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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- You mean something I could do.
- Exactly.
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Well, I was hoping to avoid this.
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But I might as well get it over with.
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Thank you, Penny.
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I'll let you know what happens.
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Oh, Amy, you lucky girl.
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Yes, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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Is this the Zack Johnson who used to
have coitus with my neighbor Penny?
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Sorry to bother you.
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(PHONE DISCONNECTS)
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(PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING)
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Hello. I'm looking for a Zack Johnson...
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...who used to have coitus
with my neighbor Penny.
247
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Coitus. It means intercourse.
248
00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:45,229
And I have a feeling
I'm speaking to the right Zack.
249
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,831
This is Sheldon Cooper.
250
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,942
Fine, Shelly.
251
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Yes, that does sound like a girl's name.
252
00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:55,377
No, it doesn't bother me.
253
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:59,417
Yes, Smelly Shelly does bother me.
Let me tell you why I'm calling.
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I'd like to know if you'd be interested
in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler.
255
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Amy Farrah Fowler.
256
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:10,220
Yes, that is a girl's name.
257
00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:13,560
Good grief,
it's like trying to talk to a dolphin.
258
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,733
Really?
259
00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:21,136
This is gonna decide
who's the hero and who's the sidekick?
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00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:33,911
- You got a better idea?
- Every idea is better than this idea.
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Ding!
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- Wait, what the hell is "ding"?
- It's a bell.
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- I don't think this wrestling has a bell.
- How do you wanna start?
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I say, how about one, two, three, go?
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One, two, three, go?
That's for babies.
266
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Okay. How about
"On your mark, get set, go."
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That's for a foot race.
We'd have to go outside.
268
00:15:53,407 --> 00:15:55,807
No, it's chilly outside.
I didn't bring my jacket.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
What kind of superhero needs a jacket?
270
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What kind of superhero says:
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"Dibs on the red tights,
dibs on the red tights"?
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How about this?
Ready? Wrestle.
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Are we starting now...
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...or you're gonna say...?
- We're starting.
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Don't yell at me.
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00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:24,965
I suppose there are worse ways
to spend a Friday night.
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None come to mind.
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00:16:32,947 --> 00:16:34,437
Look at this stamp.
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On what authority are they permitted
to mutilate patrons as they enter?
280
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I'm sure it will wash off.
281
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:45,255
Little comfort tonight.
I look like a Hell's Angel.
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There's Zack.
283
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,589
Are you sure
this is what you want to do?
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It's not what I want to do,
it's what I have to do.
285
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,102
Well, go, Amy Farrah Fowler.
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Follow your endocrine system.
287
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,535
- Thank you. You're a good friend.
- Please don't drag this out.
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This is never going to come off.
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Excuse me.
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00:17:16,523 --> 00:17:19,458
Zack, I am Amy Farrah Fowler.
We met the other night.
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I have spent my life
in pursuit of pure knowledge.
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Until I met you, my decisions
were founded in logic and reason.
293
00:17:25,532 --> 00:17:28,831
And yet here I stand before you,
130 pounds of raging estrogen...
294
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:31,369
...longing to grab hold of your
gluteus maximus...
295
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...and make Shakespeare's
metaphorical beast with two backs.
296
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My gluteus what?
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00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:44,545
On the other hand, as I look at the blank,
ape-like expression on your face...
298
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...I have decided to adopt
the Vulcan practice of Kolinahr.
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- Goodbye, Zack.
- Bye.
300
00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:53,622
Oh, hoo!
301
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That should hold me for a while.
302
00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:14,847
I'm legally obligated to inform you
that I took a karate lesson when I was 11.
303
00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:16,906
I'd be a regular ninja by now...
304
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:19,575
...if my mom
could have arranged a carpool.
305
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:22,586
Well, I've been taking
a Pilates class at the rec center.
306
00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:24,917
My abs look like sections
of a Hershey bar.
307
00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:28,251
Oh, yeah? Won't matter,
you're going down.
308
00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:30,056
No, you're going down.
309
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,027
If anybody's gonna go down,
it's you.
310
00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:36,593
Fellas, it's been 30 minutes
and nobody's touched each other.
311
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:42,031
I'm glad you decided to reject
your animal hindbrain...
312
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...and return
to the realm of pure intellect.
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00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,569
As am I.
314
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:52,549
- What are you doing?
- An experiment.
315
00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:56,887
Nope, nothing. Never mind.
316
00:19:08,202 --> 00:19:09,635
You realize you can't win.
317
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,770
I prefer to think that I can't lose.
318
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:22,039
You're wrong. It's only a matter of time
before you fall into Rat Man's Rat Trap.
319
00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:26,516
You pathetic fool. If there were a
rat catcher, wouldn't it catch Rat Man?
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00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,146
Just because
I didn't express myself well...
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00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:33,020
...doesn't mean my underlying point
wasn't valid, you bloviating buffoon.
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00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:35,562
You narcissistic nincompoop.
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00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:37,321
You crimson coward!
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00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:40,523
Leonard, wake up. You're missing
some excellent superhero quips.
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