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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,046 Hmm. 2 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,132 The problem appears to be unsolvable. 3 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,384 Maybe we could run some computer simulations. 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,803 There are many variables. It would take forever. 5 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,180 We've gotta be missing something. 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,598 Okay. Let's start again. 7 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:20,227 The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40... 8 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,646 ...here at 8: 10, and here at 8:45. 9 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,691 All right. These theaters have to be eliminated. 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,319 Why? They're state of the art: digital projection, surround sound. 11 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:32,156 Yes, but they have no Icee machines. 12 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:36,076 Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add. 13 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:39,663 What about the multiplex here? The seats are terrific. 14 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:44,585 They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No lumbar support can compensate for that. 15 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:49,298 It's gonna take an hour to eat and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant... 16 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,884 ...proximate to a Sheldon-approved theater. 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,553 - We could eat after the movie. - Unacceptable. 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,223 The delay would result in tomorrow morning's bowel movement at work. 19 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,561 Hang on, hang on. There's a 7-Eleven here. 20 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:06,315 We smuggle Slurpees, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats... 21 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:10,903 ...after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here. 22 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,446 Wow. 23 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,615 - I don't see how we missed that. SHELDON: Excuse me? 24 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,368 In what universe are Slurpees Icees? 25 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,663 That's how we missed it. 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,666 Would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis... 27 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,711 ...to create an emergency ad hoc Slurpee-Icee equivalency? 28 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:31,215 Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that. 29 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,593 Okay, I guess we only have one option. 30 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,386 Yup, I don't see any way around it. 31 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,597 - Bye, Sheldon. - See you. 32 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,182 Later, dude. 33 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,065 They're right. It was the only option. 34 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,638 - Oh. Oh. Shut the door, Shut the door. - Why? 35 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,390 Just do it. 36 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,605 - Get inside and shut the door. - Well, you didn't specify. 37 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,903 - Is Leonard around? - He went to the movies without me. 38 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,406 It was the only option. 39 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:49,001 I'm sorry, I don't know understand which social situation this is. 40 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,295 Could you give me some guidance how to proceed? 41 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:52,504 [SIGHS] 42 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,923 The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs... 43 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,468 - ...and I haven't paid my rent. - Oh, I see. 44 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,804 I'm not comfortable harboring a fugitive... 45 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,849 ...from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation. 46 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,810 It's no big deal. I'm just a little behind on my bills. 47 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,897 They cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down. 48 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:11,273 If you recall... 49 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:15,235 ...I pointed out the "check engine" light to you several months ago. 50 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:20,115 No, the "check engine" light is fine. It's still blinking away. 51 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,327 It's the stupid engine that stopped working. 52 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,288 It cost me, like, $1200 to fix it. 53 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:32,127 You know, it occurs to me. You could solve all your problems by obtaining more money. 54 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:38,050 Yes, it occurs to me too. 55 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,802 Hang on a moment. 56 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,808 [PENNY GASPS] 57 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,189 Here. Take some. 58 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,107 Pay me back when you can. 59 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,984 Wow, you got a lot of money in there. 60 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,612 That's why it's guarded by snakes. 61 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,991 - Take some. - Don't be silly. 62 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,910 I'm never silly. 63 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,538 - Here. - No, I can't. 64 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,582 - Don't you need money? - Well, yeah, but... 65 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,125 This is money I'm not using. 66 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,460 But what if you need it? 67 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:17,464 My expenses account for 46.9 percent of my after-tax income. 68 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,300 The rest is divvied up between a small savings account... 69 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,678 ...this deceptive container of peanut brittle... 70 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:25,931 ...and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure... 71 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,184 ...who shall remain nameless for his own protection. 72 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,856 Or her own protection. 73 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,153 - Take some. - Really? I mean, are you sure? 74 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,197 I see no large upcoming expenditures. 75 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,825 Unless they develop technology to fuse my skeleton... 76 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,577 ...with Adamantium like Wolverine. 77 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,123 Are they working on that? 78 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,500 I sincerely hope so. 79 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:59,214 Okay. Well, thank you. 80 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:14,354 Hmm. 81 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,774 Ah, hmm. 82 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,155 Oh, God, no, I can't. 83 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,366 Look, Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us. 84 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:30,120 Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you on my way to work... 85 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:34,166 ...and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water? 86 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,377 I'll pay you back as soon as I can. 87 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,004 Of course you will. 88 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,840 It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. 89 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:47,179 Assuming you've subscribed to a linear understanding of time and causality. 90 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,891 I'm regretting this already. 91 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,230 You know, I've given the matter some thought... 92 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:01,902 ...and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens. 93 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,614 Interesting. 94 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,699 Ask me why. 95 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,951 Do I have to? 96 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,829 Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward. 97 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,956 Why? 98 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,459 The learning opportunities would be abundant. 99 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,710 Additionally... 100 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,463 ...I like having my belly scratched. 101 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,634 - Hey, Penny. How was work? - Great. 102 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,805 I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life. 103 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,348 Was that sarcasm? 104 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,141 No. 105 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,518 Was that sarcasm? 106 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,478 Yes. 107 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,855 - Was that sarcasm? - Stop it. 108 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,650 Penny? 109 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,069 - You appear to have a package here. - Oh, thanks. 110 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,821 It must be the beret I ordered. 111 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,740 A couple of months ago. It was back-ordered. 112 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,243 Did you know the beret is an example... 113 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,996 ...of a piece of women's fashion adapted from male military uniforms? 114 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:59,000 Another fascinating example is the epaulet. 115 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,588 He's not lying. He does find that fascinating. 116 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,674 Okay, look, whatever. 117 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,844 It's not like I'm running up and down the streets buying berets. 118 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:12,264 I bought one a month ago when it was back-ordered. It finally arrived. 119 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,849 - All right? - All right. 120 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,810 Oh, my God, would you just get off my case? 121 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,231 - Weird. - Oh, good. 122 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,651 That was an unusual interaction. I wasn't sure. 123 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,697 - You guys have an argument? - No. 124 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,533 You clearly did something to aggravate her. 125 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,076 SHELDON: I'm at a loss. 126 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:37,205 If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions... 127 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,250 ...and see if there's a blunder I overlooked. 128 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,836 Here you go. 129 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,881 Oh, you owe me another $2. The price of moo shu pork went up. 130 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,090 [SIGHS] 131 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,594 It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew. 132 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,347 Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce. 133 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:55,807 Thank you. What's my share? 134 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,561 - Uh, don't worry about it. It's my treat. - No, really. How much? 135 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,021 It's whatever. Ten, $11. 136 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,898 Well, which is it? Ten or 11? 137 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,066 Fourteen-fifty. But it's no biggie. 138 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,652 You'll get the next one. 139 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,863 [BOTH LAUGH] 140 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,698 What? 141 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,577 He was just wondering if he wore skintight jeans and a tank top... 142 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,747 ...if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free. 143 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,460 What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? 144 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,129 That I'm some sort of Chinese food prostitute? 145 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,134 Yeah, Raj, what are you saying? 146 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:34,095 Let me tell you something, I pay my own way in this world. 147 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,597 I don't rely on anybody. 148 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,356 - What was that about? - He has a nervous bladder... 149 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,733 ...when he's stressed out. 150 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:50,028 Kind of like a puppy. 151 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,950 Here, Leonard. Ten, 11, uh, 12... $14. 152 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,119 It's 14.50, but it's okay. 153 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,081 Oh, good. Dinner's here. 154 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,667 Yes, dinner's here. And I'm having takeout food. 155 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,460 - Okay. - You're damn right it's okay. 156 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:09,881 I've been having leftovers for four days and I wanted something different. So sue me. 157 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:14,636 Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit. 158 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,723 I will pay you back as soon as I can. You just have to give me time. 159 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,476 - Oh, wait. You lent her money? - She needed money. 160 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,938 You seem under pressure. Did I not lend you a sufficient amount? 161 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,231 I can give you more. 162 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,610 Oh, you know, you would just love that, wouldn't you? 163 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:31,903 Yeah. 164 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:35,156 You would just love to open up your little snake can... 165 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:38,201 ...and throw some money at the girl who can't pay her bills. 166 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,661 [SIGHS] 167 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,371 - Where are you going? - Going home. 168 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,374 Where I won't be interrogated like a criminal. 169 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,923 I forgot my fortune cookie. 170 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,096 In case either of you have larceny in your heart... 171 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,349 ...you should know that I've moved my money out of the snake can. 172 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,898 But if you're ever short, there's always a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass. 173 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,365 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 174 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,161 - Hey. - Hey. 175 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,371 A little mood lighting, huh? 176 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,750 Yeah. When I didn't pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power... 177 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,669 ...thought I would enjoy the ambience. 178 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,298 Yeah, they're very considerate that way. 179 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,636 I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent. Then I had, like, $14 left over. 180 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,264 Fourteen dollars, huh? 181 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,976 Put it back in your pocket or I'll find another place to put it. 182 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,480 Back in the pocket it goes. 183 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,525 Look, you do understand that Sheldon doesn't care when he gets the money back. 184 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,861 It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies... 185 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:58,031 ...that doesn't make you wanna, you know, kill him. 186 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,909 Yeah, well, that's not really my big problem. 187 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,329 You're a little behind on your bills. Everybody gets behind on bills. 188 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,665 Yeah, I know, it's just... This wasn't the plan. 189 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,667 It wasn't supposed to go this way. 190 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,086 Hey, well, what was the plan? 191 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:14,547 Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star. 192 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,550 Uh-huh. 193 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,885 Was there a Plan B? 194 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,679 TV star. 195 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,475 Well, it's probably not as bad as you think. Let's take a look. 196 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,103 Maybe we can find some corners to cut. 197 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,604 Oh, here's something. 198 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,441 If you don't have electricity, then you probably don't need cable. 199 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,113 Just a suggestion. 200 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,866 A hundred and seventy dollars for acting classes? 201 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,245 Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes. I'm a professional actress. 202 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,454 Oh. 203 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,248 You had an acting job where you got paid? 204 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,457 [SCOFFS] 205 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,168 That is not the definition of professional. 206 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,632 Actually, it kind of is. Let's keep looking. 207 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,636 Whoa. 208 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,432 What's $1800 to the Los Angeles County Superior Court? 209 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,267 Oh, that's nothing. 210 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,476 Nothing? 211 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:13,606 It sounds like you got caught speeding going 4000 miles an hour. 212 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,483 Well, remember Kurt? 213 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,777 Your ex-boyfriend? 214 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,239 Yeah, he got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car. 215 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,490 - What? - He was drunk. 216 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,326 I would hope so. 217 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:29,038 He had a bunch of outstanding tickets and a bench warrant, so I... 218 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,790 You know, I paid his fines. 219 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,000 Did he pay you back? 220 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,251 No, but he will. 221 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,755 And that's based on the inherent credit-worthiness... 222 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:40,633 ...of people who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles? 223 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:44,012 Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money. 224 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,346 Oh? 225 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,015 What are you gonna do? 226 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,351 I don't know but I might have to find a cheaper place to live. 227 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,312 Oh, no. 228 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,815 No, you don't wanna do that. 229 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,025 Why not? 230 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,694 Uh, moving is a big deal. 231 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:04,157 Uh, you... You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes... 232 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,952 ...and if they're not clean then your books smell like melons and it's... 233 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,873 Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here? 234 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,333 Well, do you know anybody? 235 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:17,921 Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you. 236 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,051 Oh, Leonard, honey, if we started living together... 237 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,221 ...I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. 238 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,974 Really? 239 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,562 And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money. 240 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:43,738 Ugh. This moo shu pork's burning a hole through my duodenum. 241 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,534 Tsk, tsk. Leviticus 11:3. 242 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:52,705 That which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye eat. 243 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:59,379 Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad Gita every time you scarf down a Whopper? 244 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:08,012 - Hey, what's going on? - We're on a quest to the Valley of Fire. 245 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,932 You want the Valley of Fire? It's right here. 246 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,853 Hey, you guys wanna go on a real live quest? 247 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,397 Outside? I just made cocoa. 248 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,899 Oh, come on, it'll be fun. 249 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,442 What is it? 250 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,862 Do you guys remember Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt? 251 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,283 Yeah, that's him. 252 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,954 Uh, it turns out he owes Penny a lot of money and I'm gonna go get it from him. 253 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,789 Who's with me? 254 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,378 Ooh, double sixes. 255 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,047 Really? You're just gonna let me go by myself? 256 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,633 Oh, cool, I got a sword. 257 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,552 I could use some help. 258 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,137 Here. 259 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,348 You guys are unbelievable. 260 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,685 You play a game to simulate adventure, but when there's adventure... 261 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,979 ...in the real world you just wimp out. 262 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,232 Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman? 263 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,943 We returned home without pants. 264 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,488 - I do. - Are you sure? 265 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,908 Because your proposal suggests that you don't. 266 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,409 I'm not afraid of him. 267 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,995 All right. Leonard fairly calls the question: 268 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,331 Who is in favor of abandoning our game... 269 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,334 ...and confronting Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend... 270 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,921 ...in a suicidal mission to extract money from him? 271 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,508 Say hi to Kurt for us. 272 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:29,928 Excuse me. 273 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,805 When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor... 274 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,933 ...didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go? 275 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,309 - They did. - Well? 276 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,937 They had a terrible time of it, Leonard. 277 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,024 Plus, no one stole their pants. 278 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,151 Fine. 279 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,696 Enjoy your little game. I'll make this quest on my own. 280 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,031 Leonard, wait. 281 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,992 Take a jacket, it's shpritzing a little. 282 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,954 You guys suck. 283 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,042 Come on, please. He's so big. 284 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,674 - Okay, is everyone clear on the plan? - Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself... 285 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,636 ...I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away, and you're going to die. 286 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,515 Shall we synchronize our watches? 287 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,142 Guys, there are four of us and one of him. 288 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,187 Which means his triumph will be even larger. 289 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,857 Minstrels will write songs about him. 290 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,736 Okay, how about this? I'll do the talking, you stand behind me and try to look... 291 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,071 ...formidable. 292 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,121 I should've peed before we left. 293 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,999 Yeah? 294 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,921 - Hi, Kurt. - Lenny, right? 295 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,675 I don't really go by Lenny, but that's okay. Um... 296 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,594 You remember Sheldon, Howard and Raj. 297 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,763 No. 298 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,182 - What do you want? - You don't remember me? 299 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,518 - How could he not remember? - Sheldon, not now. 300 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,520 I remember him. 301 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,898 Okay, here it is. Penny's in kind of a financial jam... 302 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,444 ...and the money you owe her would go a long way to solving her problems. 303 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,948 - And she sent you to get it from me? - No, she's too proud to ask for the money. 304 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,951 I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt. 305 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,578 You do? 306 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,709 "Feel" is kind of a... It's a strong word. Uh... 307 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,545 But I just... I think it'd be a nice gesture on your part. 308 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,797 She'll get it when she gets it. 309 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,096 Well, there you go. Problem solved. 310 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,559 A successful quest. Now let's find a gas station with a clean bathroom. 311 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,145 No, the problem isn't solved. 312 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,396 He just blew us off. 313 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,482 I've got it. 314 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:51,819 He didn't remember me, because the last time we met I was in a Halloween costume. 315 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,491 - Come on, Leonard, let's go. - No. You can leave if you want to. 316 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,827 - I'm gonna see this through. - Okay. 317 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,127 I guess technically that was my fault. 318 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,135 I'm not leaving here without Penny's money. 319 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,889 What happened to your backup? 320 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,558 I don't need backup. 321 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,185 I have right on my side. 322 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,276 And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants. 323 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,364 Congratulations. 324 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,616 You may not have succeeded in getting cash... 325 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,702 ...but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt. 326 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,461 Maybe we should have your head notarized. 327 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,967 If anybody cares, I still have to pee. 328 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,975 Hey. 329 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,186 - Is Sheldon here? - Yeah, hang on. 330 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,396 Sheldon. 331 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,314 - Nice hat. - You know? 332 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,568 It's kind of a fashionable look these days. 333 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,737 Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat. 334 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,574 - Hello, Penny. - Sheldon, here is your money. 335 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,701 Thank you very much, it helped a lot. 336 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,162 Sarcasm? 337 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,122 - No. - Darn. 338 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,624 I can't seem to get the hang of that. 339 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,212 Hey, I know it's none of my business, but where did the money come from? 340 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,464 Well, I cut back my expenses like you said... 341 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,758 ...and picked up more hours at the restaurant. 342 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,595 The biggest thing was, out of the blue, Kurt shows up... 343 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,430 ...and gives me the money he owes me. 344 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,639 [PENNY CHUCKLES] 345 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,891 Really? 346 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,310 Did he say why? 347 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,564 Yes. He said he was feeling guilty and wanted to do what was right. 348 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,567 [PENNY CHUCKLES] 349 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,402 That's it? 350 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,658 Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany? 351 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,329 Nope. I just think he's really changed. 352 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,959 We're having dinner tomorrow night. And I get to wear my new beret. Ha, ha. 353 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,587 Bye, guys. 354 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,297 Bye. 355 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,137 Well done, Leonard. 356 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,849 The true hero doesn't seek adulation. 357 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,686 He fights for right and justice simply because it's his nature. 358 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,606 Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend... 359 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,984 ...and I have indelible ink on my forehead. 360 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:41,197 That's your badge of honor. They're your, uh, warrior's wound, if you will. 361 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,865 I was wrong. 362 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,202 Minstrels will write songs about you. 363 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,538 Great. 364 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:53,417 [SINGING] There once was a brave lad named Leonard 365 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,754 With a fi-fi-fiddle dee-dee 366 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,757 He faced a fearsome giant 367 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,344 While Raj just wanted to pee 368 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,916 [English - US - SDH] 29024

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