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Hmm.
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The problem appears to be unsolvable.
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Maybe we could run
some computer simulations.
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There are many variables.
It would take forever.
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We've gotta be missing something.
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Okay. Let's start again.
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The movie is playing here at 7:20,
here at 7:40...
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...here at 8: 10, and here at 8:45.
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All right.
These theaters have to be eliminated.
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Why? They're state of the art:
digital projection, surround sound.
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Yes, but they have no Icee machines.
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Despite my aggressive
letter-writing campaign, I might add.
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What about the multiplex here?
The seats are terrific.
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They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines.
No lumbar support can compensate for that.
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It's gonna take an hour to eat and I don't
see a Sheldon-approved restaurant...
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...proximate
to a Sheldon-approved theater.
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- We could eat after the movie.
- Unacceptable.
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The delay would result in tomorrow
morning's bowel movement at work.
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Hang on, hang on.
There's a 7-Eleven here.
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We smuggle Slurpees, which are
essentially Icees, in under our coats...
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...after having a pleasant meal
either here, here or here.
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Wow.
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- I don't see how we missed that.
SHELDON: Excuse me?
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In what universe are Slurpees Icees?
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That's how we missed it.
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Would you be prepared,
on a non-precedential basis...
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...to create an emergency
ad hoc Slurpee-Icee equivalency?
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Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that.
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Okay, I guess we only have one option.
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Yup, I don't see any way around it.
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- Bye, Sheldon.
- See you.
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Later, dude.
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They're right. It was the only option.
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- Oh. Oh. Shut the door, Shut the door.
- Why?
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Just do it.
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- Get inside and shut the door.
- Well, you didn't specify.
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- Is Leonard around?
- He went to the movies without me.
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It was the only option.
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I'm sorry, I don't know understand
which social situation this is.
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Could you give me some guidance
how to proceed?
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[SIGHS]
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The building manager's showing
an apartment downstairs...
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- ...and I haven't paid my rent.
- Oh, I see.
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I'm not comfortable harboring
a fugitive...
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...from the 2311
North Los Robles Corporation.
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It's no big deal.
I'm just a little behind on my bills.
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They cut back my hours
at the restaurant and my car broke down.
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If you recall...
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...I pointed out the "check engine" light
to you several months ago.
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No, the "check engine" light is fine.
It's still blinking away.
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It's the stupid engine
that stopped working.
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It cost me, like, $1200 to fix it.
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You know, it occurs to me. You could solve
all your problems by obtaining more money.
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Yes, it occurs to me too.
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Hang on a moment.
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[PENNY GASPS]
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Here. Take some.
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Pay me back when you can.
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Wow, you got a lot of money in there.
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That's why it's guarded by snakes.
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- Take some.
- Don't be silly.
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I'm never silly.
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- Here.
- No, I can't.
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- Don't you need money?
- Well, yeah, but...
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This is money I'm not using.
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But what if you need it?
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My expenses account for 46.9 percent
of my after-tax income.
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The rest is divvied up
between a small savings account...
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...this deceptive container
of peanut brittle...
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...and the hollowed-out buttocks
of a superhero action figure...
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...who shall remain nameless
for his own protection.
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Or her own protection.
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- Take some.
- Really? I mean, are you sure?
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I see no large upcoming expenditures.
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Unless they develop technology
to fuse my skeleton...
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...with Adamantium like Wolverine.
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Are they working on that?
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I sincerely hope so.
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Okay. Well, thank you.
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Hmm.
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Ah, hmm.
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Oh, God, no, I can't.
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Look, Sheldon, honey, I don't want things
to be weird between us.
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Won't it also be weird if I have to say
hello to you on my way to work...
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...and you're living in a refrigerator box
and washing your hair with rain water?
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I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
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Of course you will.
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It's impossible to pay me back
sooner than you can.
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Assuming you've subscribed to a linear
understanding of time and causality.
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I'm regretting this already.
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You know,
I've given the matter some thought...
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...and I think I'd be willing to be a house
pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.
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Interesting.
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Ask me why.
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Do I have to?
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Of course. That's how you move
a conversation forward.
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Why?
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The learning opportunities
would be abundant.
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Additionally...
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...I like having my belly scratched.
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- Hey, Penny. How was work?
- Great.
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I hope I'm a waitress at
the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.
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Was that sarcasm?
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No.
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Was that sarcasm?
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Yes.
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- Was that sarcasm?
- Stop it.
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Penny?
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- You appear to have a package here.
- Oh, thanks.
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It must be the beret I ordered.
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A couple of months ago.
It was back-ordered.
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Did you know the beret
is an example...
113
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...of a piece of women's fashion
adapted from male military uniforms?
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Another fascinating example
is the epaulet.
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He's not lying.
He does find that fascinating.
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Okay, look, whatever.
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It's not like I'm running up and down
the streets buying berets.
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I bought one a month ago
when it was back-ordered. It finally arrived.
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- All right?
- All right.
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Oh, my God,
would you just get off my case?
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- Weird.
- Oh, good.
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That was an unusual interaction.
I wasn't sure.
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- You guys have an argument?
- No.
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You clearly did something
to aggravate her.
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SHELDON:
I'm at a loss.
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If you like, you can review my daily log
of social interactions...
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...and see if there's a blunder
I overlooked.
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Here you go.
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Oh, you owe me another $2.
The price of moo shu pork went up.
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[SIGHS]
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It's getting tougher and tougher
to be a bad Jew.
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Here you go, Penny.
Shrimp with lobster sauce.
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Thank you. What's my share?
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- Uh, don't worry about it. It's my treat.
- No, really. How much?
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It's whatever. Ten, $11.
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Well, which is it? Ten or 11?
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Fourteen-fifty. But it's no biggie.
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You'll get the next one.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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What?
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He was just wondering
if he wore skintight jeans and a tank top...
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...if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free.
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What are you saying?
That I'm using my body to get dinner?
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That I'm some sort of
Chinese food prostitute?
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Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?
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Let me tell you something,
I pay my own way in this world.
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I don't rely on anybody.
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- What was that about?
- He has a nervous bladder...
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...when he's stressed out.
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Kind of like a puppy.
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Here, Leonard. Ten, 11, uh, 12... $14.
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It's 14.50, but it's okay.
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Oh, good. Dinner's here.
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Yes, dinner's here.
And I'm having takeout food.
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- Okay.
- You're damn right it's okay.
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I've been having leftovers for four days and
I wanted something different. So sue me.
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Forgive me, Penny, but that would be
the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.
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I will pay you back as soon as I can.
You just have to give me time.
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- Oh, wait. You lent her money?
- She needed money.
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You seem under pressure.
Did I not lend you a sufficient amount?
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I can give you more.
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Oh, you know, you would just love that,
wouldn't you?
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Yeah.
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You would just love to open up
your little snake can...
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...and throw some money at the girl
who can't pay her bills.
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[SIGHS]
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- Where are you going?
- Going home.
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Where I won't be interrogated
like a criminal.
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I forgot my fortune cookie.
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In case either of you
have larceny in your heart...
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...you should know that I've moved
my money out of the snake can.
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But if you're ever short, there's always
a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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A little mood lighting, huh?
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Yeah. When I didn't pay my bill,
the Department of Water and Power...
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...thought I would enjoy the ambience.
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Yeah, they're very considerate that way.
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I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.
Then I had, like, $14 left over.
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Fourteen dollars, huh?
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Put it back in your pocket
or I'll find another place to put it.
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Back in the pocket it goes.
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Look, you do understand that Sheldon
doesn't care when he gets the money back.
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It's actually one
of the few idiosyncrasies...
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...that doesn't make you wanna,
you know, kill him.
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Yeah, well,
that's not really my big problem.
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You're a little behind on your bills.
Everybody gets behind on bills.
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Yeah, I know, it's just...
This wasn't the plan.
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It wasn't supposed to go this way.
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Hey, well, what was the plan?
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Um, waitress for six months
and then become a movie star.
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Uh-huh.
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Was there a Plan B?
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TV star.
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Well, it's probably not as bad as you think.
Let's take a look.
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Maybe we can find some corners to cut.
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Oh, here's something.
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If you don't have electricity,
then you probably don't need cable.
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Just a suggestion.
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A hundred and seventy dollars
for acting classes?
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Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes.
I'm a professional actress.
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Oh.
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You had an acting job
where you got paid?
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[SCOFFS]
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That is not the definition of professional.
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Actually, it kind of is. Let's keep looking.
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Whoa.
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What's $1800
to the Los Angeles County Superior Court?
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Oh, that's nothing.
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Nothing?
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00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:13,606
It sounds like you got caught speeding
going 4000 miles an hour.
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Well, remember Kurt?
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Your ex-boyfriend?
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Yeah, he got arrested
for taking a whiz on a cop car.
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- What?
- He was drunk.
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I would hope so.
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He had a bunch of outstanding tickets
and a bench warrant, so I...
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You know, I paid his fines.
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Did he pay you back?
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No, but he will.
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And that's based
on the inherent credit-worthiness...
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...of people who get drunk
and urinate on police vehicles?
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Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt
and ask him for money.
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Oh?
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know but I might have to find
a cheaper place to live.
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Oh, no.
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No, you don't wanna do that.
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Why not?
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Uh, moving is a big deal.
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Uh, you... You have to go
to the supermarket and get boxes...
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...and if they're not clean
then your books smell like melons and it's...
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Why don't you just get a roommate
and stay here?
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Well, do you know anybody?
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Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon
wouldn't mind moving in with you.
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Oh, Leonard, honey,
if we started living together...
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...I wouldn't be able
to keep my hands off you.
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Really?
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And you thought my acting lessons
were a waste of money.
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Ugh. This moo shu pork's burning a hole
through my duodenum.
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00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,534
Tsk, tsk. Leviticus 11:3.
242
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:52,705
That which parteth the hoof and cheweth
the cud among the beasts shall ye eat.
243
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:59,379
Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad Gita
every time you scarf down a Whopper?
244
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:08,012
- Hey, what's going on?
- We're on a quest to the Valley of Fire.
245
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,932
You want the Valley of Fire?
It's right here.
246
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,853
Hey, you guys wanna go
on a real live quest?
247
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,397
Outside? I just made cocoa.
248
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,899
Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
249
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,442
What is it?
250
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,862
Do you guys remember
Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?
251
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,283
Yeah, that's him.
252
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,954
Uh, it turns out he owes Penny a lot
of money and I'm gonna go get it from him.
253
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,789
Who's with me?
254
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,378
Ooh, double sixes.
255
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,047
Really?
You're just gonna let me go by myself?
256
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,633
Oh, cool, I got a sword.
257
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,552
I could use some help.
258
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,137
Here.
259
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,348
You guys are unbelievable.
260
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,685
You play a game to simulate adventure,
but when there's adventure...
261
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,979
...in the real world you just wimp out.
262
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,232
Leonard, do you not recall the last time
we visited this gentleman?
263
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,943
We returned home without pants.
264
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,488
- I do.
- Are you sure?
265
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,908
Because your proposal suggests
that you don't.
266
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,409
I'm not afraid of him.
267
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,995
All right.
Leonard fairly calls the question:
268
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,331
Who is in favor
of abandoning our game...
269
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,334
...and confronting
Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend...
270
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,921
...in a suicidal mission
to extract money from him?
271
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,508
Say hi to Kurt for us.
272
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:29,928
Excuse me.
273
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,805
When Frodo left the Shire
to take the one ring to Mordor...
274
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,933
...didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go?
275
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,309
- They did.
- Well?
276
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,937
They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.
277
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,024
Plus, no one stole their pants.
278
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,151
Fine.
279
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,696
Enjoy your little game.
I'll make this quest on my own.
280
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,031
Leonard, wait.
281
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,992
Take a jacket, it's shpritzing a little.
282
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,954
You guys suck.
283
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,042
Come on, please. He's so big.
284
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,674
- Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
- Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself...
285
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,636
...I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's
gonna run away, and you're going to die.
286
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,515
Shall we synchronize our watches?
287
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,142
Guys, there are four of us
and one of him.
288
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,187
Which means his triumph
will be even larger.
289
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,857
Minstrels will write songs about him.
290
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,736
Okay, how about this? I'll do the talking,
you stand behind me and try to look...
291
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,071
...formidable.
292
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,121
I should've peed before we left.
293
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,999
Yeah?
294
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,921
- Hi, Kurt.
- Lenny, right?
295
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,675
I don't really go by Lenny,
but that's okay. Um...
296
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,594
You remember Sheldon, Howard and Raj.
297
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,763
No.
298
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,182
- What do you want?
- You don't remember me?
299
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,518
- How could he not remember?
- Sheldon, not now.
300
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,520
I remember him.
301
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,898
Okay, here it is.
Penny's in kind of a financial jam...
302
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,444
...and the money you owe her would
go a long way to solving her problems.
303
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,948
- And she sent you to get it from me?
- No, she's too proud to ask for the money.
304
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,951
I, on the other hand,
feel you should honor your debt.
305
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,578
You do?
306
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,709
"Feel" is kind of a...
It's a strong word. Uh...
307
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,545
But I just... I think it'd be a nice gesture
on your part.
308
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,797
She'll get it when she gets it.
309
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,096
Well, there you go. Problem solved.
310
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,559
A successful quest. Now let's find
a gas station with a clean bathroom.
311
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,145
No, the problem isn't solved.
312
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,396
He just blew us off.
313
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,482
I've got it.
314
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:51,819
He didn't remember me, because the last
time we met I was in a Halloween costume.
315
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,491
- Come on, Leonard, let's go.
- No. You can leave if you want to.
316
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,827
- I'm gonna see this through.
- Okay.
317
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,127
I guess technically that was my fault.
318
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,135
I'm not leaving here
without Penny's money.
319
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,889
What happened to your backup?
320
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,558
I don't need backup.
321
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,185
I have right on my side.
322
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,276
And I'm wearing cargo shorts
under my pants.
323
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,364
Congratulations.
324
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,616
You may not have succeeded
in getting cash...
325
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,702
...but you did secure
a formal acknowledgment of the debt.
326
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,461
Maybe we should have your head
notarized.
327
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,967
If anybody cares, I still have to pee.
328
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,975
Hey.
329
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,186
- Is Sheldon here?
- Yeah, hang on.
330
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,396
Sheldon.
331
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,314
- Nice hat.
- You know?
332
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,568
It's kind of a fashionable look
these days.
333
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,737
Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat.
334
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,574
- Hello, Penny.
- Sheldon, here is your money.
335
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,701
Thank you very much, it helped a lot.
336
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,162
Sarcasm?
337
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,122
- No.
- Darn.
338
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,624
I can't seem to get the hang of that.
339
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,212
Hey, I know it's none of my business,
but where did the money come from?
340
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,464
Well, I cut back my expenses
like you said...
341
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,758
...and picked up more hours
at the restaurant.
342
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,595
The biggest thing was, out of the blue,
Kurt shows up...
343
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,430
...and gives me the money he owes me.
344
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,639
[PENNY CHUCKLES]
345
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,891
Really?
346
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,310
Did he say why?
347
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,564
Yes. He said he was feeling guilty
and wanted to do what was right.
348
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,567
[PENNY CHUCKLES]
349
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,402
That's it?
350
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,658
Did he give any reason
as to why he came to this moral epiphany?
351
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,329
Nope. I just think he's really changed.
352
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,959
We're having dinner tomorrow night.
And I get to wear my new beret. Ha, ha.
353
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,587
Bye, guys.
354
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,297
Bye.
355
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,137
Well done, Leonard.
356
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,849
The true hero doesn't seek adulation.
357
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,686
He fights for right and justice
simply because it's his nature.
358
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,606
Penny's hooking up
with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend...
359
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,984
...and I have indelible ink
on my forehead.
360
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:41,197
That's your badge of honor. They're your,
uh, warrior's wound, if you will.
361
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,865
I was wrong.
362
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,202
Minstrels will write songs about you.
363
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,538
Great.
364
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:53,417
[SINGING]
There once was a brave lad named Leonard
365
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,754
With a fi-fi-fiddle dee-dee
366
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,757
He faced a fearsome giant
367
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,344
While Raj just wanted to pee
368
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,916
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