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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,873 --> 00:00:05,873 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:08,441 [man] Okay. The right combination 3 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:11,542 is to say X is one of those 4 00:00:11,676 --> 00:00:13,545 and two of these. 5 00:00:13,678 --> 00:00:17,349 Um, well, let's take the equation number two. 6 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:23,355 If I make a picture that satisfies all the X, Y, Z points 7 00:00:23,488 --> 00:00:25,558 that solve this equation, 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,027 well, first of all, the origin is not one of them. 9 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:32,866 X, Y, Z, it being zero, zero, zero, would not solve it. 10 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:36,936 So, what are some of the points that do solve it? 11 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:41,440 Now, let's see maybe if X is one and... 12 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,709 [student] Oh! 13 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,711 [woman] Katelyn Ogden was a lot of things, 14 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,515 but she wasn't particularly explosive... 15 00:00:48,647 --> 00:00:50,449 [screams] 16 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:51,684 [students clamoring] 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,352 ...in any sense of the word. 18 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:54,654 [teacher chattering] 19 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,623 She was a sun dress of a person... 20 00:00:57,224 --> 00:01:00,227 cute, airy, inoffensive. 21 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,797 She was quickly becoming the Dalton twins' 22 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,566 number one marijuana customer at Covington High. 23 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,135 But that's hardly a reason to pop like a zit. 24 00:01:09,268 --> 00:01:11,038 She's all over me! 25 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,106 Spraying all over us. 26 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,810 I wasn't close with Katelyn. 27 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,245 She was just, you know, a classmate. 28 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,981 Someone I sat behind or passed in the halls every day 29 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,884 from kindergarten to senior year. 30 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:26,454 We ran in different circles. 31 00:01:26,588 --> 00:01:29,590 But lots of people liked her. Guys especially. 32 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:31,626 I was gonna ask her to prom. 33 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,927 She was so hot. 34 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:38,531 I even narrowed down motel room options to two choices. 35 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:42,069 [whimpering] She was so open-minded. 36 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:44,504 Jed Hayes was particularly crushed. 37 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,307 [students screaming] 38 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,042 - Mara! - Oh, my God, Tess! 39 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:51,045 - What... What happened? - Katelyn exploded. 40 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,346 What? Like a bomb? 41 00:01:52,478 --> 00:01:55,281 No. Like... a balloon? 42 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:56,718 What? 43 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,587 Oh, my God, your shoes. 44 00:02:01,824 --> 00:02:03,092 [Mara] Everyone quickly realized 45 00:02:03,225 --> 00:02:05,726 Katelyn Ogden was not a suicide bomber, 46 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:10,065 seeing as the only thing that blew up was Katelyn Ogden. 47 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:13,067 Her desk remained unscathed by the Ogdenblast. 48 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,502 [both exclaim] 49 00:02:14,637 --> 00:02:19,174 The only damage her clothes took was cosmetic. 50 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,177 This isn't right. She was just a kid. 51 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,713 It wasn't right. She was just a kid. 52 00:02:24,846 --> 00:02:26,548 This is fucking disgusting. 53 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,017 And it was very fucking disgusting. 54 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:32,520 After the unprecedented event, 55 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:36,191 all of our third-period class got taken to the police station. 56 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,293 Which was very exciting. 57 00:02:38,427 --> 00:02:40,628 We got asked a lot of important questions like... 58 00:02:40,763 --> 00:02:43,064 Did Katelyn ever say anything suspicious? 59 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:46,634 About wanting to blow up? All the time. 60 00:02:50,573 --> 00:02:51,942 I was kidding. 61 00:02:57,113 --> 00:03:00,282 Then they took all our clothes and let us shower. 62 00:03:00,983 --> 00:03:02,319 Will I get these back? 63 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:05,020 Do you want these back? 64 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:10,627 I only washed my hair. 65 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:14,830 Then they gave us a bunch of ugly-as-shit sweat suits and made us wait. 66 00:03:16,399 --> 00:03:17,834 [sighs] 67 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,310 It was like a Cronenberg movie. 68 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:29,979 [chuckles] 69 00:03:38,955 --> 00:03:40,724 What do you think happened? 70 00:03:40,858 --> 00:03:43,193 - Aliens? - It wasn't aliens, bro. 71 00:03:43,326 --> 00:03:45,562 [boy 1] I'm just saying. She was there, then she wasn't. 72 00:03:45,695 --> 00:03:48,765 It's not fair. She was so nice. 73 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:50,567 I was gonna ask her to prom. 74 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,302 She was very open-minded. 75 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:54,671 When the hell are they gonna let us out of here? 76 00:03:54,805 --> 00:03:56,841 When they know it's not gonna happen again. 77 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:58,908 When what's gonna happen again? 78 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,180 [imitates explosion] 79 00:04:06,650 --> 00:04:09,086 [retching] 80 00:04:09,218 --> 00:04:10,486 [vomiting] 81 00:04:10,621 --> 00:04:12,421 [Mara] It happened again. 82 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,859 It happened again a lot. 83 00:04:42,653 --> 00:04:44,823 I'm not going to school tomorrow. 84 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:47,324 No shit, sweetheart. 85 00:05:10,814 --> 00:05:13,385 - Are you hungry? - No, not really. 86 00:05:16,421 --> 00:05:18,022 Do you wanna talk? 87 00:05:18,157 --> 00:05:20,859 I think I just wanna go to bed. 88 00:05:21,894 --> 00:05:23,362 Okay, kiddo. 89 00:05:25,664 --> 00:05:28,300 - You know, we thought it was a shooter. - [sighs] Dad... 90 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:31,602 We didn't have any information. They didn't tell us anything. 91 00:05:31,736 --> 00:05:33,070 And... 92 00:05:34,272 --> 00:05:38,243 I'm just trying to say that we're so glad you're okay. 93 00:05:38,377 --> 00:05:43,850 And that your classmates are just regular assholes and not evil. 94 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,387 That is a silver lining. 95 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:55,995 Good night. 96 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:04,470 [alternative rock music plays softly] 97 00:06:18,484 --> 00:06:20,319 [phone chimes] 98 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:26,527 - Ugh. - [typing] 99 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:38,037 [chuckles] 100 00:06:55,656 --> 00:07:00,094 [singing "Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye"] 101 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:23,851 - Is this song... - Yeah, it is definitely sexual. 102 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:26,721 Right on. 103 00:07:26,853 --> 00:07:30,390 [song continues, sung by Run Night Run] 104 00:08:04,994 --> 00:08:08,297 I always wondered what happens to those when someone dies. 105 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:10,299 Fuck me. 106 00:08:10,998 --> 00:08:12,568 I need drugs. 107 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:15,104 Shrooms? 108 00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:17,838 - Oh! Shrooms? - No. 109 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:21,075 Yeah. It's like weed, but a fungi. 110 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:22,710 I've never had shrooms. 111 00:08:22,844 --> 00:08:25,247 I honestly cannot think of a better time to start. 112 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,350 It's a terrible time to start. 113 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,320 I would love to start. 114 00:08:36,858 --> 00:08:38,360 You're gonna make yourself sick. 115 00:08:38,494 --> 00:08:40,162 Nuh-uh. You brew 'em in liquid so that you don't get sick. 116 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:42,064 That's what Native Americans do. 117 00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:43,833 - In pumpkin spice lattes? - Yeah. 118 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:45,967 Pumpkins. Thanksgiving. Duh. 119 00:08:46,102 --> 00:08:48,404 - Duh. - [chuckles] 120 00:08:48,537 --> 00:08:50,272 - Here. - [gasps] 121 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,875 Oh, my God. I fucking love it. [chuckles] 122 00:08:53,007 --> 00:08:57,345 [Mara] Tess McNulty and I have been best friends since elementary school. 123 00:08:57,479 --> 00:08:59,414 Will you be my best friend forever? 124 00:08:59,547 --> 00:09:01,150 Obviously. 125 00:09:04,719 --> 00:09:07,889 When Tess' shitbrain dad walked out on her and her mom, 126 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:09,559 we spent a few days at the beach, 127 00:09:09,691 --> 00:09:12,228 and we saw these baller old chicks in kimonos 128 00:09:12,362 --> 00:09:14,998 smoking a hookah with their toes in the sand. 129 00:09:15,132 --> 00:09:17,000 Let's do this. 130 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:18,902 It remains our life plan. 131 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,405 - To Katelyn. - To Katelyn. 132 00:09:26,377 --> 00:09:28,578 No. No. 133 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:30,613 Stop. Stop! 134 00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:33,616 This is... Put... 135 00:09:34,984 --> 00:09:36,653 Are you done? 136 00:09:38,756 --> 00:09:41,158 [sighs] I didn't know Katelyn that well beyond social media. 137 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,760 Yeah, I know. Me neither. 138 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:45,229 - Did she get into college yet? - I don't know. 139 00:09:45,362 --> 00:09:47,363 I know she wanted to be a journalist though. 140 00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:50,200 Oh. We have too many excellent journalists as it is. 141 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:56,507 Did Katelyn at least get laid before everything? 142 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,375 Oh, yeah. She was a total slut. 143 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:01,445 - You know what? Good for her! - I agree. 144 00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:03,248 Get it while the getting is good. 145 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,348 The only downside is high school boys. 146 00:10:05,483 --> 00:10:08,853 I know. I cannot wait to be old. I can't wait to be a cougar. 147 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:12,456 I'm gonna be like, "Come hither, young man, and pleasure me eagerly. Whoo!" 148 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:15,292 Hey, mind if I join you guys? 149 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,598 Tess, don't look now, but there's a boy staring at us. 150 00:10:24,302 --> 00:10:25,735 I think he's staring at you. 151 00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:27,806 Ah. Right you are. 152 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:31,075 - Hey, Dylan. - Hey, Mara. 153 00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:33,611 - Hey, Tess. - Hi, Dylan. 154 00:10:33,744 --> 00:10:34,845 Thanks. 155 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,547 - How you guys doing? - All right. 156 00:10:36,681 --> 00:10:39,182 Definitely the best memorial service I've ever been to. 157 00:10:39,316 --> 00:10:40,518 Best funeral, too. 158 00:10:40,652 --> 00:10:44,189 Second best for me. My dad's was better. 159 00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:46,690 Well, holy shit, Dylan. 160 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:50,094 Oh, it's okay. The Ogdens can just try harder next time. 161 00:10:50,229 --> 00:10:51,864 Well, holy shit, Dylan. 162 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:53,331 Am I bombing this banter thing? 163 00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:55,368 Like the end of Dr. Strangelove. 164 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,068 Don't you think that movie is kind of ruined now? 165 00:10:57,202 --> 00:10:58,770 Yeah, I kind of do. 166 00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:01,039 What's going on? 167 00:11:01,173 --> 00:11:02,607 Yeah, actually, what is going on? 168 00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:06,611 Oh, I thought talking to you at the funeral might be icky. 169 00:11:07,212 --> 00:11:08,947 - Icky? - It's an adjective. 170 00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:10,783 Yeah, I know it's an adj... 171 00:11:12,784 --> 00:11:14,853 Oh, holy shit! 172 00:11:14,986 --> 00:11:17,956 - You're the guy! You have a crush on me! - Hello. 173 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:20,359 - [Tess] What's going on? - This is the guy. This is dick pic Dylan. 174 00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,760 Ew! You sent her a dick pic? 175 00:11:22,894 --> 00:11:24,596 No, that would be gross! 176 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,332 He sent me pictures of Richards. 177 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:29,134 - That's worse! - How is that worse? 178 00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:31,403 - Why did you text me that? - The Richards? 179 00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:33,706 No. The declarative statement. 180 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,612 Katelyn exploded in the middle of precalc, 181 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:42,282 and it got me thinking about life, in an ironic way, 182 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:45,452 and what would happen if I popped, you know. 183 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,687 And then you said, it might happen again, 184 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:52,559 and I was like, I gotta get shit done, in case she's right. 185 00:11:59,866 --> 00:12:02,736 Do you wanna go to the ladies' room with me? 186 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,371 Uh... 187 00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:06,239 Come on. It'll be fun. 188 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:07,840 She's gonna go to the bathroom and throw up 189 00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:09,608 because she just drank a shitload of mushrooms, 190 00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:11,944 and she wants you to hold her hair back. 191 00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:14,948 - [snaps fingers] - Oh. In that case... 192 00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,983 [vomiting] 193 00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:22,121 I'm not usually like this. I can usually really hold my drugs. 194 00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:23,658 [chuckles] 195 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,459 Also, I usually never do drugs. 196 00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,762 We live in strange and unusual times. 197 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,497 That is so true. 198 00:12:33,032 --> 00:12:34,734 [chuckles] 199 00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,936 There are a lot of you. 200 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,639 [chuckling] 201 00:12:39,772 --> 00:12:40,774 How many? 202 00:12:40,907 --> 00:12:43,643 I'll throw up if I count, but more than one. 203 00:12:43,776 --> 00:12:45,579 That's awesome. 204 00:12:46,414 --> 00:12:48,583 - You should make out. - All right. 205 00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:51,785 How do I do that? 206 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:54,188 With your tongues. 207 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,889 Oh, shit. 208 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:10,069 I saw Katelyn's dad scratch her stick figure sticker off the back of his car. 209 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:14,209 I always wondered what happens to those when someone dies. 210 00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:17,445 - What happens is, I get shroomed. - [chuckles] 211 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:20,048 Hey, did you see Katelyn... 212 00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:22,283 Go boom? No. 213 00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:24,253 Did you? 214 00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,522 I only heard it. 215 00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:32,327 It's weird being right there and missing it. 216 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,464 [gasps] Like, I'm sad I missed it, 217 00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:37,598 and that makes me feel terrible. 218 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:42,438 Yeah. No, it must be so invigorating. 219 00:13:43,437 --> 00:13:44,939 Invigorating. 220 00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:50,545 - Oh. Okay. - [retches] 221 00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:55,783 - You okay? - Mm-hmm. 222 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,626 Thanks for saying you like me. 223 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,126 Sure. 224 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:08,697 Hey, would you want to come with me to the homecoming game? 225 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,302 What? 226 00:14:14,703 --> 00:14:17,273 I'm trying to think of a reason to say no. 227 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:22,110 - I could give you some. - Shoot. 228 00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:25,715 Well, maybe just homecoming sucks? 229 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:28,150 Yeah, but it's fun to make fun of. 230 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:31,220 - Plus, Halloween. - Mm. Yeah, okay. 231 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:36,826 Then maybe I'm just a guy who is interested in grief-induced sex. 232 00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:40,462 Way sluttier girls than me, though. 233 00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,965 Probably wouldn't stick around while I hurled either. 234 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,301 True. 235 00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:47,837 Well, maybe you just don't really know me. 236 00:14:48,905 --> 00:14:50,473 But I do know you. 237 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:53,077 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 238 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,245 You're in a bunch of my classes. 239 00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,947 You're a movie nerd. You're pretty cute. 240 00:14:58,915 --> 00:15:01,851 Your dad died when a bunch of manure fell on him. 241 00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:05,789 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I just realized I said that out loud. 242 00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:09,593 - Now you have to come to the game with me. - I really do. 243 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:12,129 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 244 00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:14,363 I blame the shrooms. 245 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,800 Okay. Yes. Thank you. 246 00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:19,403 My dad was a farmer. 247 00:15:19,537 --> 00:15:21,605 But he died of a heart attack. 248 00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:24,941 The rumor of him being crushed to death by shit is false. 249 00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:28,678 And impossible, if you've seen any Back to the Future movie. 250 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,649 Kids are cruel. 251 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,955 - I'm... I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 252 00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:39,957 We're all cruel. 253 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:47,965 Today was weird. 254 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,737 Tonight was all right. 255 00:15:52,904 --> 00:15:56,508 Yeah. Tonight was all right. 256 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:06,484 This isn't gonna become a regular thing, right? 257 00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:08,853 The intoxication? 258 00:16:10,421 --> 00:16:13,492 No. No. I just needed... 259 00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:16,093 [sighs] 260 00:16:16,227 --> 00:16:17,929 I don't know what I needed. 261 00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:21,633 Have you cried yet? 262 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:25,805 Have you? 263 00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:28,641 I cry all the time. 264 00:16:33,177 --> 00:16:35,646 [Tess] It's just not the same without the blood. 265 00:16:35,781 --> 00:16:37,550 [Mara] I just look like a stupid prom queen. 266 00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:40,118 I should have just dressed up as a sexy witch too. 267 00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:43,789 I'm just a normal witch. I'm not even cleavagey. 268 00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:46,425 Girl, your sexiness is unavoidable. 269 00:16:47,858 --> 00:16:50,530 Shit. They've built her a shrine. 270 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,600 [Tess chuckles] Hey, there's dick pic. 271 00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:57,569 Hello, Quaker Oats. 272 00:16:57,703 --> 00:16:58,770 Are you supposed to be Carrie? 273 00:16:58,903 --> 00:17:00,805 Yes! Oh, my God, thank you! 274 00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:03,209 Yeah. No, it's great. I mean, it would have been really cool... 275 00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:05,844 - Don't say it. - I know. Katelyn fucked it up. 276 00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:09,381 I mean, she didn't intentionally... 277 00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:11,051 You're making it worse. 278 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:16,556 Your hat. Ha-ha! 279 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:19,092 Hey, will you stop? I don't know you. 280 00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:22,028 [shouting, exclaiming] 281 00:17:22,162 --> 00:17:23,930 [laughs] 282 00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:28,301 So, what gives, Hipster Oats? 283 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:30,369 Our football team are the Quakers. 284 00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:32,471 [chuckles] No, not your costume. 285 00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:34,707 The crush you say you have on me. 286 00:17:35,341 --> 00:17:39,112 I want, like, a timeline. 287 00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:44,617 So... 288 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,152 First day of school. 289 00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:49,122 New town after my dad died. 290 00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:52,792 First time I saw you is right after Spiros introduced me in front of the class. 291 00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:55,160 You must be Dylan. Welcome. 292 00:17:55,295 --> 00:17:58,031 Class, I'd like for you to meet Mr. Dylan Hovemeyer. 293 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:02,836 He's new here, so please, don't be yourselves. Be nice. 294 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,906 [hisses] 295 00:18:07,907 --> 00:18:09,943 It was a good first impression. 296 00:18:10,912 --> 00:18:13,780 A few weeks later, I saw you at the Moonlight, 297 00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:16,617 and when Jed tried wrapping his arm around you... 298 00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,988 [shouting] 299 00:18:21,021 --> 00:18:23,924 And then, on the day after the election... 300 00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:25,359 [whistle blows] 301 00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:27,094 Mara, why are you wearing that? 302 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:29,330 Because I'm motherfucking grieving. 303 00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,330 You got detention for the profanity. 304 00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:33,300 Motherfucking worth it. 305 00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:37,238 It's clichéd, but you wrote a poem last spring 306 00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:41,809 that made me feel like you understood me, even though we barely talked. 307 00:18:41,942 --> 00:18:44,111 I friended you on Facebook afterwards. 308 00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:46,013 I looked at your pictures sometimes. 309 00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,850 I even gave you my number, but I think you forgot 310 00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:51,086 or never saved it in your phone. 311 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:55,190 I hoped we'd run into each other during the summer but never did. 312 00:18:55,324 --> 00:19:00,596 And then it was senior year and I thought, why try? We're going to college. 313 00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:06,802 And that made me sad, because you seemed so cool and original. 314 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:09,804 But then... 315 00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:12,006 - [people clamoring] - [gasps] 316 00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:14,443 When Katelyn died, I didn't see you anywhere. 317 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:15,777 [alarm bell ringing] 318 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:19,148 You had two backpacks. One of them was hers. 319 00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:24,086 Are you okay? 320 00:19:24,985 --> 00:19:26,620 I don't know what to do with this. 321 00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,790 I can take care of it for you. 322 00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:40,102 When what happens again? 323 00:19:40,235 --> 00:19:41,870 [imitates explosion] 324 00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:47,309 And when you said it might happen again, 325 00:19:47,443 --> 00:19:51,080 I thought, whoa, maybe I've been wasting my entire life 326 00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:54,250 preparing for a year that may never come for me. 327 00:19:54,384 --> 00:19:55,651 So fuck it. 328 00:19:55,784 --> 00:19:57,452 I'm gonna tell you how I feel. 329 00:19:57,587 --> 00:20:00,088 I'm gonna spend my savings on a car. 330 00:20:00,223 --> 00:20:03,225 I'm not gonna be scared anymore. I'm not... 331 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,696 Wait, are-are you even listening to me? 332 00:20:07,829 --> 00:20:09,964 Oh. Yeah. Sorry. No. 333 00:20:10,098 --> 00:20:12,001 [chuckles] Seriously, that was wonderful. 334 00:20:12,134 --> 00:20:14,502 I don't want you to think I was not paying attention... 335 00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:18,107 'Cause it kind of looks like you're just taking pictures of the game. 336 00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:21,376 No! No. Not of the game. Never of the game. 337 00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:26,416 I'm waiting for the "We Love Cocks" moment. 338 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:30,587 I would have never guessed that was what was about to be said. 339 00:20:30,721 --> 00:20:32,790 - [both chuckle] - Okay. Look. 340 00:20:32,923 --> 00:20:35,993 Every game, Harper Wie, Perry Love and Steve Cox, 341 00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,796 for just one brief moment, line up 342 00:20:38,928 --> 00:20:41,098 for the "We Love Cocks" moment. 343 00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:44,234 - That's so immature. - It really is. 344 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,177 I have a moment for you... 345 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,947 where I knew I liked you. 346 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,317 You like me? 347 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:02,385 Maybe. 348 00:21:06,189 --> 00:21:07,890 It was, like, forever ago. 349 00:21:08,024 --> 00:21:11,962 And I was just chilling, and then you looked me in the eye and you said, 350 00:21:12,097 --> 00:21:13,465 "Mara... 351 00:21:15,332 --> 00:21:17,201 we love cocks." 352 00:21:19,704 --> 00:21:21,072 Mara... 353 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,775 we love cocks. 354 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,281 - [explosion] - [people clamoring] 355 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,249 - [man] Oh, fuck! - Did something happen? 356 00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:33,284 [clamoring, screaming] 357 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,023 [gasps] 358 00:22:09,754 --> 00:22:13,324 [Mara] Perry Love was that guy that just made everything better. 359 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,995 He was like air conditioning. And then he was news. 360 00:22:17,763 --> 00:22:19,563 We all became news. 361 00:22:19,697 --> 00:22:22,668 The popping was given the sexy moniker of "The Covington Curse." 362 00:22:22,802 --> 00:22:25,004 [scoffs] Stupid fucking curse. 363 00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,972 By the way, Perry Love was gay. 364 00:22:27,106 --> 00:22:29,041 I didn't even know that until the memorial. 365 00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:33,111 And when my bro came out to us in sixth grade, we loved him. 366 00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:34,980 Oh, come on. 367 00:22:35,112 --> 00:22:37,015 Because he was our best bro. 368 00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:39,918 And we're progressive like that. 369 00:22:41,386 --> 00:22:42,522 Our boy... 370 00:22:44,089 --> 00:22:46,727 Our boy was too much rock for this world, bitch! 371 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:49,062 [shouting, cheering] 372 00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:53,499 It was a nice moment. 373 00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,767 Of course, what we didn't know at the time was... 374 00:22:55,901 --> 00:22:57,970 School's canceled. 375 00:23:00,607 --> 00:23:02,176 For how long? 376 00:23:05,678 --> 00:23:07,813 But we're just gonna keep applying to colleges. 377 00:23:07,948 --> 00:23:11,051 So you'll be all set once this blows over. 378 00:23:17,357 --> 00:23:18,792 Well, at least now you can't say, 379 00:23:18,925 --> 00:23:21,361 "Things were so much harder back in my day." 380 00:23:23,463 --> 00:23:24,998 You're right. 381 00:23:25,997 --> 00:23:28,067 You have it way worse. 382 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,574 [vehicle approaching] 383 00:23:47,188 --> 00:23:49,858 [speakers: rock music playing] 384 00:23:53,795 --> 00:23:55,696 Oh, my God. 385 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:59,734 Of course you don't drive a Hyundai or something like that. 386 00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:01,903 It reminded me of this Springsteen song. 387 00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:04,305 - Which one? - The one about the milk truck driver. 388 00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:06,474 There's a Springsteen song about a milk truck driver? 389 00:24:06,606 --> 00:24:10,143 - Guess you'll have to find out. - I swear to God, I'm never gonna find out. 390 00:24:10,277 --> 00:24:11,979 I just bought it today. 391 00:24:13,046 --> 00:24:15,082 - Why? - [chuckles] 392 00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:18,452 Uh, I was saving up for a college car, 393 00:24:18,585 --> 00:24:20,554 but then I thought I might die tomorrow. 394 00:24:20,688 --> 00:24:22,990 - So I went to the dealer... - Of milk trucks. 395 00:24:23,124 --> 00:24:26,828 And I saw it and I laughed and I thought other people would laugh too. 396 00:24:26,961 --> 00:24:29,464 It was cheap, so why not? 397 00:24:30,298 --> 00:24:32,300 Just get me through till graduation, baby. 398 00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:34,302 That should be our school slogan. 399 00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:36,471 [chuckles] It really should. 400 00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:37,739 You ready to go? 401 00:24:37,873 --> 00:24:39,606 In your milk truck? 402 00:24:40,307 --> 00:24:42,877 - Fuck, yeah. - [man] Fuck, no! 403 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:45,513 We are never forgetting them! 404 00:24:45,648 --> 00:24:47,549 - Whoo! - [people cheering] 405 00:24:47,681 --> 00:24:49,550 [dance music playing] 406 00:24:50,885 --> 00:24:52,553 - I love you, bro. - I love you too, man. 407 00:24:52,687 --> 00:24:54,690 I love you guys too. 408 00:24:57,825 --> 00:25:00,060 I really need this drink. Can I take it? Please? 409 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,063 - Why, why, why? - Please, please. I'm gonna grab it. 410 00:25:02,197 --> 00:25:04,333 - Okay? - Okay. 411 00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:05,935 Have fun. 412 00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,413 You wanna go for a walk? 413 00:25:16,546 --> 00:25:18,213 I love walks. 414 00:25:27,088 --> 00:25:30,525 - How's your drink? - It's very tequila-y. 415 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,195 [chuckles] Wait, are you drinking... 416 00:25:32,328 --> 00:25:33,962 Yeah, you're drinking straight tequila. 417 00:25:34,095 --> 00:25:36,399 I mean... no? 418 00:25:37,299 --> 00:25:38,967 I'm just drinking beer. 419 00:25:39,101 --> 00:25:40,603 Drink big, bro! 420 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:43,905 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 421 00:25:44,039 --> 00:25:46,375 What if alcohol is what makes it happen? 422 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,611 [gasps] No! 423 00:25:49,745 --> 00:25:51,715 [both laughing] 424 00:25:58,086 --> 00:25:59,755 What do you think does? 425 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,992 Um, I don't know. 426 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,694 - That's not good enough! - Well, I don't! 427 00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:08,699 It's the cosmic bullshit of the universe, right? 428 00:26:08,831 --> 00:26:11,167 - Lame. - I'm sorry. 429 00:26:16,106 --> 00:26:19,042 I'm writing this book called All The Feels. 430 00:26:19,175 --> 00:26:21,477 It's about this guy who, when he touches people, 431 00:26:21,612 --> 00:26:24,281 he takes all their feelings, and then they die. 432 00:26:25,515 --> 00:26:29,186 I just wanted you to know something about me no one else does. 433 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:32,623 - Are you drunk? - Oh, dude, yeah. 434 00:26:32,756 --> 00:26:34,658 - Are you? - No. 435 00:26:35,991 --> 00:26:38,162 How many cups have you had? 436 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,565 I don't know. 437 00:26:41,698 --> 00:26:43,367 Oh, shit. 438 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:47,272 Tell me something, just for me. 439 00:26:50,107 --> 00:26:54,378 Okay, well, um, after my dad died, 440 00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:59,184 I would go to this old barn with a tape player 441 00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:01,453 and dance by myself. 442 00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:04,356 Like, to Bon Jovi. 443 00:27:05,556 --> 00:27:07,458 Yeah, I'd just cry and dance 444 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:11,361 and then rewind and cry and dance. 445 00:27:11,495 --> 00:27:14,598 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 446 00:27:14,732 --> 00:27:17,402 And people are literally blowing up. 447 00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:22,907 Actually, uh, they're not just people. 448 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:24,841 They're seniors. 449 00:27:24,975 --> 00:27:27,244 - Is that true? - Yeah. 450 00:27:28,512 --> 00:27:31,249 Also, we stopped walking. 451 00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:35,454 - The shocks keep coming. - [chuckles] 452 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:48,567 I really wanna kiss you, man. 453 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,270 Yeah? 454 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,406 Yeah. 455 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,293 [people chanting] 456 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,097 [people cheering] 457 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,133 - [exclaims] - [chuckles] 458 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,670 We should... We should probably go, right? 459 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:24,905 No. 460 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,311 You taste like tequila. 461 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:36,817 - [explosion] - [people screaming] 462 00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:50,597 Fuck me. 463 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,040 [camera shutter clicks] 464 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:02,709 [woman] Special Agent Rosetti. Thank you, ladies, for coming in. 465 00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:06,812 Let me be the first to say, I'm... I'm truly sorry. 466 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:09,916 - It's okay. - Yeah. I mean, it could be worse, right? 467 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:11,385 We could be Republicans. 468 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:14,289 [chuckles] That was funny. 469 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,023 Thank you. 470 00:29:16,157 --> 00:29:19,793 So, you ladies blow people up? 471 00:29:20,695 --> 00:29:22,428 Uh, no, ma'am. 472 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:25,531 Do you think there's someone killing everyone? 473 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,768 I think we've effectively ruled that out. 474 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:31,237 I mean, unless there's a mad scientist or a warlock on the loose. 475 00:29:31,371 --> 00:29:32,639 Kids are literally blowing up, 476 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:35,542 so, I mean, that could be a possibility, right? 477 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,944 If you believe in warlocks. 478 00:29:38,713 --> 00:29:41,014 I don't know what I believe anymore. 479 00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:45,452 Do you have any idea why it's happening, though? 480 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:49,188 At the moment, no. 481 00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:51,859 But we're close to figuring it out. 482 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,396 Or so I'm told. 483 00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:59,868 Wait, so what you're saying is, we're fucked. 484 00:30:00,002 --> 00:30:02,905 No. What I'm saying is that I need help. 485 00:30:04,139 --> 00:30:07,809 Listen. Everyone's scared, and scared people all want the same thing. 486 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,577 Which is? 487 00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,714 To survive. 488 00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:14,683 - Right. - Yeah. 489 00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:17,085 - We would actually love to survive. - Yeah. 490 00:30:17,218 --> 00:30:19,019 - That'd be sick. - [Rosetti] Good. 491 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:21,656 So bring me something. 492 00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:24,426 Uh, what do you want? 493 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:27,763 [laughing] Drugs? 494 00:30:27,896 --> 00:30:29,264 That's what she said. 495 00:30:29,397 --> 00:30:31,466 She thinks drugs is making us pop? 496 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,868 I think it's less accusational and more, 497 00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:37,839 what the holy fuck is going on, let's rule shit out-onal. 498 00:30:37,973 --> 00:30:41,743 So, you're not gonna tell this Scully wannabe they came from us? 499 00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:45,713 Girl, do I look like Benicio Del Toro to you? 500 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:49,352 [chuckling] I don't know what that means. 501 00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:52,589 I don't either. I need to rewatch Traffic. 502 00:30:53,989 --> 00:30:55,390 We're gonna sidebar. 503 00:30:55,525 --> 00:30:57,694 - Do your thing. - Okay. 504 00:31:00,563 --> 00:31:02,032 What? What do you think? 505 00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:04,834 I think we gotta get rid of them. 506 00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:06,969 - I got her to go for it too. - Okay. 507 00:31:08,036 --> 00:31:10,840 All right, uh, we're down. What do you want? 508 00:31:10,973 --> 00:31:14,711 That's the best part. America's reimbursing me. 509 00:31:16,545 --> 00:31:19,048 - So you're buying... - Everything. 510 00:31:23,952 --> 00:31:25,286 God bless America! 511 00:31:25,420 --> 00:31:27,323 Okay. I'm gonna get the keys. 512 00:31:27,457 --> 00:31:28,757 Keys? 513 00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:32,062 Uh, we don't keep our shit at home. 514 00:31:33,329 --> 00:31:34,698 We hide it. 515 00:31:34,832 --> 00:31:37,001 Never know when the feds are gonna fuck ya. 516 00:31:39,003 --> 00:31:40,504 I have a question. 517 00:31:40,638 --> 00:31:42,072 Suitcase-related? 518 00:31:42,206 --> 00:31:43,640 Suitcase-related. 519 00:31:43,774 --> 00:31:46,110 - Leaving Jersey tomorrow. - Yeah. 520 00:31:46,243 --> 00:31:47,744 Getting the fuck outta Dodge. 521 00:31:47,876 --> 00:31:49,713 Do you guys think it's Covington? 522 00:31:49,846 --> 00:31:52,583 I don't know what it is, but I also don't really want to find out. 523 00:31:52,716 --> 00:31:56,387 So how you been holding up during all this garbage? 524 00:31:57,420 --> 00:31:58,721 Hanging in, yo. 525 00:31:58,855 --> 00:32:01,057 Started making out with a real sweet boy. 526 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:03,059 No shit! Who? 527 00:32:04,461 --> 00:32:06,529 - Hovemeyer. - [all laughing] 528 00:32:06,663 --> 00:32:08,865 You know, the world is a cra... 529 00:32:17,141 --> 00:32:20,611 [shouts] Fuck! Go, go, go! 530 00:32:20,744 --> 00:32:22,347 Fuck. It's flooded with Joe. 531 00:32:22,479 --> 00:32:24,316 Hurry! Jenna, come on! 532 00:32:24,449 --> 00:32:27,451 Wait. I can't see anything. I can't... 533 00:32:27,585 --> 00:32:30,388 - Put your foot on the brake. - His shoes are there. 534 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,656 I'll move his shoes. Just steer. 535 00:32:32,789 --> 00:32:34,558 - [Jenna shouts] - [gasps] 536 00:32:50,341 --> 00:32:53,578 [country music playing on radio] 537 00:33:01,419 --> 00:33:04,122 [country music continues playing] 538 00:33:22,909 --> 00:33:24,010 Mara! 539 00:33:25,478 --> 00:33:26,879 Mara! 540 00:33:31,017 --> 00:33:32,184 Mara! 541 00:33:32,951 --> 00:33:34,086 Mara! 542 00:33:35,121 --> 00:33:36,456 Mara. 543 00:33:37,722 --> 00:33:39,390 Are you okay? Are you okay? 544 00:33:39,524 --> 00:33:41,461 [gasping] 545 00:33:42,461 --> 00:33:45,131 Are you okay? Where's Joe and Jenna? 546 00:33:45,263 --> 00:33:47,232 I think they're dead. 547 00:33:47,365 --> 00:33:49,100 They are? 548 00:33:49,233 --> 00:33:53,472 I tried to get them off, but they won't come out of my clothes. 549 00:33:54,538 --> 00:33:56,509 I thought it was you. 550 00:34:15,995 --> 00:34:18,698 No. Dude, the sweat suit? 551 00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:21,701 Sorry, I just didn't have time to think. 552 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:23,703 I'm not wearing this. 553 00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:28,908 Hey, I called Rosetti. 554 00:34:29,977 --> 00:34:31,144 Smart. 555 00:34:41,254 --> 00:34:43,089 What was it like? 556 00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:45,625 It... 557 00:34:47,527 --> 00:34:49,830 It really fucking sucked. 558 00:35:02,241 --> 00:35:03,776 [chuckles] 559 00:35:03,911 --> 00:35:06,748 What the hell is this ET bullshit? 560 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:11,652 Hey. Hey. 561 00:35:11,786 --> 00:35:13,320 Hey, get your fucking hands off of him! 562 00:35:13,454 --> 00:35:16,222 - Hey, get your fucking hands off... - Hey, don't grab her! 563 00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:18,758 - Put her down! Stop! - Get your fucking hands off of me! 564 00:35:18,893 --> 00:35:21,329 - Mara! - Get your fucking hands off of me right now! 565 00:35:21,462 --> 00:35:23,130 - Mara! - I said, get off! 566 00:35:33,373 --> 00:35:37,312 Mara, I'm Dr. Rolanda. 567 00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:39,647 We're here to help you, okay? 568 00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:42,751 Help yourself, lady. 569 00:36:01,303 --> 00:36:02,871 [indistinct conversation] 570 00:36:03,004 --> 00:36:04,439 Okay. 571 00:36:04,573 --> 00:36:07,309 This is just going to be monitoring your vitals. That's all it is. 572 00:36:08,443 --> 00:36:10,713 We're just gonna do a little bit of blood work. 573 00:36:10,845 --> 00:36:13,048 Just making sure that everything is normalized. 574 00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:15,684 We're gonna get you out of here in no time. 575 00:36:15,816 --> 00:36:19,021 - Okay, okay. - All right. It's okay, it's okay. 576 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,958 ET. 577 00:36:29,498 --> 00:36:31,033 Elliott. 578 00:36:34,302 --> 00:36:36,772 ET. 579 00:36:38,074 --> 00:36:40,076 Elliott. 580 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:43,111 [Mara] ET! 581 00:36:43,246 --> 00:36:45,048 Elliott! 582 00:36:46,047 --> 00:36:49,319 ET! 583 00:36:59,694 --> 00:37:01,096 Hey, Mara. 584 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,835 Mara. Hey. 585 00:37:06,735 --> 00:37:07,971 Yo. 586 00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:11,975 Where are we? 587 00:37:13,577 --> 00:37:15,145 I don't know. 588 00:37:15,278 --> 00:37:17,613 But I think they're doing tests on us. 589 00:37:17,747 --> 00:37:19,716 The whole class is here. 590 00:37:32,662 --> 00:37:34,931 They asked me a bunch of questions. 591 00:37:36,399 --> 00:37:37,734 Like what? 592 00:37:37,867 --> 00:37:40,536 Like what I've had to eat and drink in the past couple months, 593 00:37:40,669 --> 00:37:42,606 and the places I've visited. 594 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:45,975 And my list of sexual partners. 595 00:37:46,677 --> 00:37:48,111 What did you say? 596 00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:52,582 I just told them... your mom. 597 00:37:52,715 --> 00:37:55,784 - [both chuckling] - Nice. 598 00:37:55,919 --> 00:37:59,091 - I knew you'd like that one. - Mm. 599 00:38:02,525 --> 00:38:04,196 Have you ever done it? 600 00:38:08,766 --> 00:38:10,435 Are you gonna ask me? 601 00:38:13,370 --> 00:38:15,239 I don't actually care. 602 00:38:15,906 --> 00:38:17,508 You don't? 603 00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:19,976 No. 604 00:38:20,111 --> 00:38:24,049 Just don't, like, screw anyone while you're my girlfriend. 605 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:27,052 Am I your girlfriend? 606 00:38:28,652 --> 00:38:30,888 - Are you? - Am I? 607 00:38:32,022 --> 00:38:34,391 Do you wanna be my girlfriend? 608 00:38:39,998 --> 00:38:42,434 I guess that would be fine. 609 00:38:46,738 --> 00:38:48,173 Cool. 610 00:38:54,713 --> 00:38:56,916 What's gonna happen to us now? 611 00:38:57,782 --> 00:39:01,253 I think we just, you know, date. 612 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,657 No, I meant in this plastic world. 613 00:39:04,789 --> 00:39:06,425 Oh. 614 00:39:08,293 --> 00:39:12,932 I think... this is our life now. 615 00:39:24,809 --> 00:39:28,313 [Mara] So, our beloved government quarantined us in tents, 616 00:39:28,447 --> 00:39:31,651 trying to make pills that would keep our blood inside our bodies. 617 00:39:31,784 --> 00:39:33,184 It was a blast. 618 00:39:33,318 --> 00:39:35,189 What's your name for the record, please? 619 00:39:35,321 --> 00:39:36,922 Mara Carlyle. 620 00:39:37,056 --> 00:39:39,326 Cox. Steve Cox. 621 00:39:39,459 --> 00:39:41,727 - Cole. - Cole what? 622 00:39:41,861 --> 00:39:44,297 Cole wants a lawyer. 623 00:39:45,064 --> 00:39:47,933 - How old are you, Becky? - Seventeen. 624 00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:50,170 - Seventeen. - I'm 17. 625 00:39:51,103 --> 00:39:52,638 Not for long. 626 00:39:53,607 --> 00:39:55,842 [woman] What can you tell me about Katelyn Ogden? 627 00:39:55,975 --> 00:39:58,645 She's hot. I'd tap it. 628 00:39:58,777 --> 00:40:00,980 I was gonna take her to prom. 629 00:40:01,114 --> 00:40:03,183 Tell me about Perry Love. 630 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,451 He was hot. 631 00:40:05,085 --> 00:40:06,386 I'd tap that too. 632 00:40:06,518 --> 00:40:09,055 - What did you dream about last night? - Doughnuts. 633 00:40:09,187 --> 00:40:10,655 You can ask my lawyer. 634 00:40:10,790 --> 00:40:13,993 - Do you get angry, Becky? - Yeah, I'm angry all the time. 635 00:40:14,127 --> 00:40:16,763 - Are you angry right now? - Fuck, yeah. 636 00:40:16,895 --> 00:40:19,999 What is it you want to do in college? 637 00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:22,871 Stay alive. 638 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,143 [Mara] At least we were comfortable. 639 00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:31,545 Ugh. So uncomfortable. 640 00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:35,650 Always smells weird in here. 641 00:40:35,782 --> 00:40:39,119 Like feet and cinnamon buns. 642 00:40:40,454 --> 00:40:41,923 Yeah, more feet. 643 00:40:45,793 --> 00:40:47,394 You okay? 644 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,399 What if it happens to you? 645 00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:55,969 - It won't. - How do you know that? 646 00:40:57,637 --> 00:40:59,340 Promise. 647 00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:01,541 I can't promise you. 648 00:41:01,675 --> 00:41:03,478 No, why? Just promise me. 649 00:41:04,978 --> 00:41:06,380 Promise or I'll scream. 650 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,621 - [laughs] Stop it. - Promise. Please. 651 00:41:13,754 --> 00:41:15,622 It'll be fine. 652 00:41:15,756 --> 00:41:17,892 That's not very convincing. 653 00:41:18,026 --> 00:41:21,663 But if you go, like, I'm coming. 654 00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,264 And if I go, I'm taking you too. 655 00:41:25,332 --> 00:41:29,037 I'm serious. We're being roomies down there. 656 00:41:29,171 --> 00:41:30,872 'Cause we both know we're not going up there. 657 00:41:31,006 --> 00:41:33,141 I'm fucking down. I love you. Oh, my God. 658 00:41:33,274 --> 00:41:35,343 - I love you too. - Down to that. 659 00:41:37,178 --> 00:41:39,281 [both exclaim quietly] 660 00:41:41,883 --> 00:41:44,419 [man shouting on video game] 661 00:41:46,787 --> 00:41:49,724 I am so bored! 662 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:52,461 I'm so bored! 663 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,628 How long do we have to stay in this condom? 664 00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,096 A while, I think. 665 00:41:56,230 --> 00:41:58,634 At least we know we're super healthy. 666 00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:02,505 - We should try to break out. - I already tried that. 667 00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:04,507 [man] Why would we try and break out? 668 00:42:04,641 --> 00:42:06,843 I got here as soon as I heard about this place. 669 00:42:06,976 --> 00:42:08,376 This is where they're going to cure us. 670 00:42:08,510 --> 00:42:10,346 Those conservative weirdos with the signs, 671 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,715 they said that we were cursed. 672 00:42:12,847 --> 00:42:16,920 Everyone's online trying to figure out why it's happening and who's next. 673 00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:18,788 Whose fault do they think it is? 674 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,922 Bro, it's no one's fault. 675 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,926 But if it's a curse, it's someone's fault. 676 00:42:24,059 --> 00:42:26,096 But, bro, there's no curse. 677 00:42:26,228 --> 00:42:28,029 I don't care why it's happening. 678 00:42:28,163 --> 00:42:29,965 I just want to figure out how to stop it. 679 00:42:30,099 --> 00:42:32,335 Maybe we just have to graduate. 680 00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:39,275 I'm looking at you right now and really feel like we should make out. 681 00:42:39,409 --> 00:42:41,010 Stop. 682 00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:44,246 - Stop making that face. - What face? 683 00:42:51,789 --> 00:42:53,656 Hey. How are you doing? 684 00:42:54,425 --> 00:42:56,359 Right now? [chuckles] 685 00:42:56,493 --> 00:43:00,398 No. I mean, like, with the Daltons and everything. 686 00:43:01,564 --> 00:43:04,200 Can we talk about it later? 687 00:43:05,801 --> 00:43:08,539 I just want you to know you can talk to me. 688 00:43:08,671 --> 00:43:10,906 I'd rather just make out with you. 689 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,812 - But later, I mean. - There is no later. 690 00:43:17,247 --> 00:43:19,550 That was fucking deep, son. 691 00:43:20,551 --> 00:43:22,553 That's what your mom said. 692 00:43:22,685 --> 00:43:24,588 Ah! That was great! 693 00:43:28,158 --> 00:43:30,394 We know these are scary times. 694 00:43:30,526 --> 00:43:35,332 But with your help, we are sure a cure is right around the corner. 695 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,839 Now, we know this hasn't been ideal, 696 00:43:40,971 --> 00:43:44,841 but we're doing everything we can to help solve this problem as quickly as possible. 697 00:43:44,976 --> 00:43:48,646 We in Washington will continue to push forward to find a cure, 698 00:43:48,779 --> 00:43:53,118 so that you good kids can go back to the lives that you so richly deserve. 699 00:43:54,119 --> 00:43:55,954 Now, does anybody have any questions? 700 00:43:56,087 --> 00:43:57,420 - Yeah. - Yes. 701 00:43:57,554 --> 00:43:59,456 Firstly, thank you for talking to us. 702 00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:00,925 - Super cool. - You're very welcome. 703 00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:03,427 Secondly, how come whenever someone from Washington 704 00:44:03,561 --> 00:44:05,230 says that they're doing everything to help us, 705 00:44:05,362 --> 00:44:09,567 it usually means that nothing is getting done and we're all screwed? 706 00:44:12,536 --> 00:44:15,306 Uh, perhaps my PowerPoint wasn't clear... 707 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,342 Oh, no. It was clear. It just sucked. 708 00:44:18,476 --> 00:44:20,945 Unless this is a magical slide show that can cure us, 709 00:44:21,078 --> 00:44:24,850 I don't get what you're doing that can actually help us. 710 00:44:24,983 --> 00:44:27,486 Hey, I get it. I do. 711 00:44:27,619 --> 00:44:29,488 You have every reason to be angry. 712 00:44:29,622 --> 00:44:33,993 But I just want all of you to know that you have all of our thoughts and prayers. 713 00:44:34,126 --> 00:44:36,095 [derisive laughter] 714 00:44:36,227 --> 00:44:38,063 I don't want that shit unless it works. 715 00:44:38,196 --> 00:44:39,932 If you can't fix us, then just tell us. 716 00:44:40,066 --> 00:44:42,802 We have too many assclowns lying to us as it is. 717 00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:44,436 Mara is right. 718 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:46,171 You politicians don't care about us. 719 00:44:46,305 --> 00:44:49,140 The only people who care about us is us. 720 00:44:49,274 --> 00:44:52,010 - [all shouting agreement] - Quakers! Yeah, baby! 721 00:44:52,144 --> 00:44:54,979 Quakers! Quakers! Quakers! Quakers! 722 00:44:55,113 --> 00:44:57,649 Quakers! Quakers! Quakers! Quak... 723 00:45:06,892 --> 00:45:10,831 ["Bye Bye Love" by Tampa for Big John playing] 724 00:45:35,154 --> 00:45:38,891 ["Bye Bye Love" continues] 725 00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:41,895 [screaming] 726 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,809 [no audible dialogue] 727 00:45:57,577 --> 00:46:00,247 ["Bye Bye Love" continues] 728 00:46:14,327 --> 00:46:16,430 Go fuck yourself. 729 00:46:25,372 --> 00:46:27,008 ["Bye Bye Love" continues] 730 00:46:51,665 --> 00:46:53,968 ["Bye Bye Love" continues] 731 00:47:04,745 --> 00:47:06,281 Mom. 732 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,919 Whoo! 733 00:47:12,252 --> 00:47:14,555 [laughing] Yes! 734 00:47:17,993 --> 00:47:20,195 Wait. Where are all the Christmas decorations? 735 00:47:21,362 --> 00:47:24,500 I don't think people felt very festive this year, you know. 736 00:47:24,632 --> 00:47:25,834 Oh! 737 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,569 - Yeah. - Bummer. 738 00:47:42,050 --> 00:47:43,485 [gasps] 739 00:47:43,619 --> 00:47:45,889 Oh, my God! You got a tree! 740 00:47:46,021 --> 00:47:47,389 We got a tree! 741 00:47:47,523 --> 00:47:49,925 Oh, my God! This is so cool! 742 00:47:50,059 --> 00:47:52,595 A real one too. Not one of those fake ones. 743 00:47:52,728 --> 00:47:54,831 We gotta put some more ornaments on this thing. 744 00:47:54,963 --> 00:47:58,767 I'm gonna go get changed. I'm gonna go get changed. Wait right here. 745 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:01,303 I'm home! 746 00:48:01,436 --> 00:48:04,406 - [door opens] - Room! 747 00:48:05,641 --> 00:48:08,577 Are they really gonna call the pill the Snooze Button? 748 00:48:08,711 --> 00:48:10,947 That's what that Dr. Rolanda lady said on the news. 749 00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:14,450 Oh, yeah. I know her. She's pretty professional. 750 00:48:15,385 --> 00:48:16,819 For a bitch. 751 00:48:16,952 --> 00:48:19,855 She can call it whatever she wants as long as it works. 752 00:48:19,988 --> 00:48:21,692 True that. 753 00:48:23,426 --> 00:48:25,796 That is a sweet tree. 754 00:48:26,962 --> 00:48:28,364 Hey. 755 00:48:28,497 --> 00:48:29,966 [imitates explosion] 756 00:48:32,803 --> 00:48:34,203 This feels like a trap. 757 00:48:34,337 --> 00:48:36,739 We know you smoke pot. You're terrible at hiding it. 758 00:48:36,874 --> 00:48:38,908 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 759 00:48:39,877 --> 00:48:42,079 Just let him be the cool dad. 760 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:49,086 You're busted. I'm just joking. 761 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,028 Come on. 762 00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:12,476 Is this what adulthood is like? 763 00:49:13,077 --> 00:49:14,411 Yeah. 764 00:49:14,545 --> 00:49:18,516 It's like this, except with more anxiety and complete terror. 765 00:49:20,451 --> 00:49:22,319 We just gotta get you through graduation. 766 00:49:22,452 --> 00:49:27,492 Everyone keeps saying that. You really think that's the winner? 767 00:49:29,827 --> 00:49:31,797 I gotta think something. 768 00:49:35,599 --> 00:49:37,469 Sick tree! 769 00:49:58,990 --> 00:50:01,993 I don't think I've ever been in a girl's room before. 770 00:50:03,028 --> 00:50:04,597 I mean, one that I've dated. 771 00:50:04,729 --> 00:50:07,699 Well, I guess you can tick that off your bucket list. 772 00:50:10,468 --> 00:50:11,903 Also, I got you a present. 773 00:50:12,037 --> 00:50:15,073 No! I haven't had time to get you one. 774 00:50:17,577 --> 00:50:18,810 What? 775 00:50:19,611 --> 00:50:22,482 [chuckles] What is it? 776 00:50:23,314 --> 00:50:26,017 It's my body... 777 00:50:27,718 --> 00:50:31,022 in a sexual situation. 778 00:50:36,327 --> 00:50:38,530 Oh. [nervous chuckle] 779 00:50:38,664 --> 00:50:40,665 Never gotten that before. 780 00:50:41,801 --> 00:50:43,769 - [exclaims] - Oh, you okay? 781 00:50:49,942 --> 00:50:51,844 Can I tell you something? 782 00:50:52,545 --> 00:50:53,813 Yeah. 783 00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:59,152 I'm just so glad I didn't explode all over you. 784 00:51:01,587 --> 00:51:03,622 I just kept thinking, please don't explode. 785 00:51:03,755 --> 00:51:05,657 Please don't explode. 786 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:08,828 - You guys have it so tough. - So tough. 787 00:51:11,264 --> 00:51:12,933 I really like you. 788 00:51:14,634 --> 00:51:16,603 I really like you too. 789 00:51:33,419 --> 00:51:35,622 Do you think we're safe now? 790 00:51:37,492 --> 00:51:40,061 I don't know. I hope so. 791 00:51:40,193 --> 00:51:42,495 I say we just stick to the plan, go back to school 792 00:51:42,629 --> 00:51:44,497 and take it one day at a time. 793 00:51:44,631 --> 00:51:45,899 What? 794 00:51:47,135 --> 00:51:49,803 - What to what? - The school part. 795 00:51:51,338 --> 00:51:53,106 You didn't hear? 796 00:51:53,673 --> 00:51:55,108 No! 797 00:51:55,242 --> 00:51:57,245 [Tess] Come on. Go! 798 00:51:57,378 --> 00:51:59,847 Move! Come on! 799 00:52:01,149 --> 00:52:02,283 Move! 800 00:52:04,285 --> 00:52:06,921 All the other classes are meeting at the community center 801 00:52:07,053 --> 00:52:08,789 so they don't catch our disease. 802 00:52:08,923 --> 00:52:10,491 Why? 803 00:52:10,624 --> 00:52:12,659 It could be worse. 804 00:52:12,792 --> 00:52:15,329 - How? - We could be like Katelyn. 805 00:52:15,463 --> 00:52:18,966 [Spiros] Katelyn wasn't the first person I saw blow up. 806 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,270 When I was stationed, 807 00:52:22,404 --> 00:52:27,542 I saw a buddy of mine, Mark Jensen, step on a land mine. 808 00:52:27,676 --> 00:52:29,777 No goodbyes, no last words. 809 00:52:29,911 --> 00:52:33,114 Just... that's it. 810 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,318 That was it. 811 00:52:36,451 --> 00:52:39,888 I'm not about to sit here and tell you that everything is gonna be okay, 812 00:52:40,022 --> 00:52:42,123 because that's bullshit. 813 00:52:42,257 --> 00:52:43,826 I mean, I don't know. 814 00:52:45,159 --> 00:52:48,797 But I do know that I will help you graduate. 815 00:52:49,498 --> 00:52:51,266 - That sound good? - [students] Yeah. 816 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,635 Yeah? 817 00:52:55,103 --> 00:52:56,371 Cole. 818 00:52:58,507 --> 00:53:00,209 Can I get a bathroom pass? 819 00:53:04,312 --> 00:53:05,913 Just go, man. 820 00:53:18,693 --> 00:53:20,929 [shouts] Ooh! 821 00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,699 [shouts] 822 00:53:29,072 --> 00:53:30,206 [sighs] 823 00:53:31,073 --> 00:53:33,309 You're not gonna abduct us again, are you? 824 00:53:33,441 --> 00:53:35,244 Firstly, I never did that. 825 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,046 Secondly, no. 826 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:38,748 We're really confident that the Snooze... 827 00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:41,051 Don't say it. 828 00:53:42,885 --> 00:53:45,220 Snooze Button. 829 00:53:46,322 --> 00:53:47,122 Fuck. 830 00:53:47,256 --> 00:53:48,858 What do you have against it? 831 00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:52,061 - Literally just the name. - Okay. What would you call it? 832 00:53:52,193 --> 00:53:54,963 I don't know. Something sciencey. 833 00:53:55,097 --> 00:53:57,968 It has a sciencey name that nobody remembers. 834 00:53:58,102 --> 00:54:01,672 Why? 'Cause it's a dozen syllables long. Hence, the nickname. 835 00:54:01,804 --> 00:54:05,007 Thank you so much for FBI-splaining the concept of nicknames to me. 836 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:08,044 You're welcome. Now get out of here. You're healthy. 837 00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:13,149 Why are you still here? 838 00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:16,352 In my office? 'Cause I work here. 839 00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:19,321 No, like, if you think it's all done and cured, 840 00:54:19,455 --> 00:54:20,990 why are you still here? 841 00:54:21,123 --> 00:54:23,759 There are a dozen grunts that can take my blood pressure. 842 00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:24,895 You have a badge. 843 00:54:25,027 --> 00:54:26,996 Everyone here has a badge. 844 00:54:28,797 --> 00:54:30,868 You don't think it's done, do you? 845 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:36,806 You know what they say. Hope for the best... 846 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,842 Prepare for the worst! 847 00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:41,877 [chuckles] Is that a sex thing? 848 00:54:42,011 --> 00:54:45,217 No. But maybe. Ready? 849 00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:50,454 - Yeah. - You're good. Just go forward. 850 00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:51,890 Am I gonna hurt myself? 851 00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:55,360 You probably will, but it won't be my fault. 852 00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:57,828 - What are you doing? - I don't know. I'm just scared. 853 00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:59,697 - Why are you scared? - I don't know. 854 00:54:59,831 --> 00:55:01,633 - I'm so trustworthy. - I'm so nervous. 855 00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:03,267 It's okay. 856 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,103 But you need to be careful 'cause this is a dangerous place. 857 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:08,505 Okay. Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean? 858 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,141 What am I getting myself into? 859 00:55:10,275 --> 00:55:12,776 Stand right here. Ready? And now you're gonna twirl. 860 00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:16,246 - One, two, three. - This is fun. I like this. 861 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:18,083 - Okay. - Okay. 862 00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:21,451 - Are you ready? - No. 863 00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:23,188 Okay, I'm ready. 864 00:55:28,860 --> 00:55:30,327 Were you prepared? 865 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,799 No. 866 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:39,104 I was like, what should I get my boy toy for Valentine's-slash-his birthday? 867 00:55:39,238 --> 00:55:44,210 And I thought, he had it so tough when he was a kid, 868 00:55:44,343 --> 00:55:48,747 he would dance by himself in a barn to '80s music. 869 00:55:48,881 --> 00:55:51,384 ["And We Danced" by the Hooters playing] 870 00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:58,890 So, maybe he'd like to know he wasn't by himself anymore. 871 00:56:06,498 --> 00:56:08,433 - This is cool. - Yeah? 872 00:56:09,435 --> 00:56:10,536 Yeah. 873 00:56:12,904 --> 00:56:14,272 Thanks, Mara. 874 00:56:16,642 --> 00:56:18,877 [both chuckle] 875 00:56:22,347 --> 00:56:26,385 ["And We Danced" continues playing] 876 00:56:28,655 --> 00:56:29,957 [Mara laughs] 877 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,297 [both chattering] 878 00:56:58,217 --> 00:57:00,720 Can we talk about something? 879 00:57:00,853 --> 00:57:01,988 You're pregnant. 880 00:57:02,121 --> 00:57:03,823 I am. It's triplets. 881 00:57:03,956 --> 00:57:06,460 - [gasps] My seed is mighty! - It is. 882 00:57:08,928 --> 00:57:12,032 - Okay. Go on. - Uh, okay. Um... 883 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:15,535 What happens after we graduate? 884 00:57:15,669 --> 00:57:19,240 You mean, like, with us? 885 00:57:19,374 --> 00:57:20,973 Yeah. 886 00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:22,642 I actually haven't thought that far ahead. 887 00:57:22,776 --> 00:57:25,646 - I know it's silly, but... - I know I want to be with you. 888 00:57:27,381 --> 00:57:28,649 Yeah? 889 00:57:29,982 --> 00:57:31,751 Yeah. I mean... 890 00:57:31,885 --> 00:57:35,723 You're, like, the best thing to come out of spontaneous combustions for me. 891 00:57:35,856 --> 00:57:38,191 - The very best? - The very best. 892 00:57:38,325 --> 00:57:39,792 - I love you. - Fuck! 893 00:57:39,926 --> 00:57:41,261 [gasps] 894 00:57:41,394 --> 00:57:42,996 - You can't say that! - I'm so sorry! 895 00:57:43,129 --> 00:57:44,999 You can't say that! 896 00:57:45,133 --> 00:57:47,167 - Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry. I screwed that up. 897 00:57:47,301 --> 00:57:49,236 - Yeah, you did! - Oh, my God! 898 00:57:49,370 --> 00:57:52,772 - Say it to me later on, okay? - No. 899 00:57:52,906 --> 00:57:54,775 Okay. Yeah, I'll say it. [chuckles] 900 00:57:54,908 --> 00:57:56,911 [laughs] 901 00:57:57,045 --> 00:58:00,282 ["And We Danced" continues playing] 902 00:58:02,016 --> 00:58:03,319 Hey. Um... 903 00:58:04,619 --> 00:58:09,223 Maybe this summer, we can just drive around for a while. 904 00:58:10,224 --> 00:58:11,659 I'd like that. 905 00:58:13,061 --> 00:58:15,396 If we're not fleshy dead bits. 906 00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:17,632 If we're not fleshy dead bits. 907 00:58:21,869 --> 00:58:26,742 [song continues, ends] 908 00:58:29,811 --> 00:58:32,913 - [pop ballad plays] - Have you heard of the infinite monkey theorem? 909 00:58:33,047 --> 00:58:36,116 No, but I'm way into how that sounds. 910 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:40,153 It's the idea of, like, if you have infinite monkeys 911 00:58:40,288 --> 00:58:42,389 and you give them all infinite typewriters 912 00:58:42,523 --> 00:58:46,162 and an infinite amount of time, they'll write Shakespeare. 913 00:58:47,129 --> 00:58:48,363 The word "Shakespeare"? 914 00:58:48,497 --> 00:58:50,300 No, like, a full play of his. 915 00:58:50,432 --> 00:58:52,033 Sound like pretentious fucking monkeys. 916 00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:54,736 - Stop. - Can't they write something else? 917 00:58:54,870 --> 00:58:58,240 They'll literally write every book ever written, because they can't not. 918 00:58:58,374 --> 00:59:01,010 - They can't... not. - Mm-hmm. 919 00:59:01,144 --> 00:59:02,979 I think about this a lot. 920 00:59:03,113 --> 00:59:04,914 Okay. 921 00:59:05,048 --> 00:59:07,550 I think it helps explain what's happening. 922 00:59:07,684 --> 00:59:10,887 You think monkeys are writing books that make us explode? 923 00:59:11,019 --> 00:59:13,922 No, the idea that because you can't say with certainty 924 00:59:14,055 --> 00:59:15,457 that something won't happen, 925 00:59:15,591 --> 00:59:18,493 then eventually it has to happen, like the Big Bang. 926 00:59:19,662 --> 00:59:22,698 I like my idea about evil monkeys writing plays better. 927 00:59:26,935 --> 00:59:28,771 This is taking forever, isn't it? 928 00:59:31,606 --> 00:59:33,410 I don't think she's coming. 929 00:59:35,545 --> 00:59:37,782 No one's ever been scared of me before. 930 00:59:38,815 --> 00:59:40,049 Let's go somewhere else. 931 00:59:40,183 --> 00:59:42,351 No. This is where we go. 932 00:59:42,485 --> 00:59:44,520 This is our spot. This is our thing. 933 00:59:44,654 --> 00:59:49,426 I know. But maybe it's not our thing anymore. 934 00:59:57,801 --> 00:59:59,170 Whatever. 935 01:00:04,306 --> 01:00:08,677 The last thing I want is for you to feel like science fair projects. 936 01:00:08,811 --> 01:00:11,549 Because of your help, the CDC and the FDA 937 01:00:11,681 --> 01:00:13,984 have been working around the clock with Washington 938 01:00:14,118 --> 01:00:19,322 to make the Snooze Button available over the counter to all Americans. 939 01:00:19,456 --> 01:00:22,694 So, what is the Snooze Button? 940 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:28,233 For starters, it's not, sadly, a cure, but it is... 941 01:00:29,867 --> 01:00:31,268 a treatment. 942 01:00:31,968 --> 01:00:34,072 Give you an example. 943 01:00:34,206 --> 01:00:35,673 Sometimes you're typing on your computer 944 01:00:35,807 --> 01:00:39,578 and, out of nowhere, it turns off, crashes. 945 01:00:41,445 --> 01:00:43,881 When that happens to us, we're not so lucky. 946 01:00:45,483 --> 01:00:48,553 - Can I get a volunteer? - [man] Yeah. 947 01:00:49,419 --> 01:00:50,854 [Dr. Rolanda] Steve, great. Come on up. 948 01:00:50,988 --> 01:00:53,258 [students cheer] 949 01:00:55,258 --> 01:00:57,594 Okay. Yes. 950 01:00:57,727 --> 01:01:00,465 - This is for our bros. - [students] Yeah! 951 01:01:00,597 --> 01:01:02,366 - [students cheer, whistle] - Okay. Steve. 952 01:01:02,499 --> 01:01:05,335 - Can I get you to pat your head, please? - That's it? 953 01:01:05,470 --> 01:01:07,171 Can you rub your belly? 954 01:01:07,303 --> 01:01:09,674 [Steve] Yeah, come on. 955 01:01:09,808 --> 01:01:11,477 Okay, stand on one foot. 956 01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:14,179 Jump up and down. 957 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:18,049 This is bullshit. 958 01:01:18,183 --> 01:01:19,919 [gasping] 959 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:25,891 [student] Run! 960 01:01:26,024 --> 01:01:28,227 [panicked screaming] 961 01:01:32,498 --> 01:01:36,202 Mara! Come on, get up. Come on. 962 01:01:40,471 --> 01:01:43,007 - [explosion] - [screaming continues] 963 01:01:43,141 --> 01:01:45,176 [explosion] 964 01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:47,212 - Mara! - Tess! 965 01:01:48,848 --> 01:01:50,916 [explosion] 966 01:01:51,049 --> 01:01:52,951 [gasping] 967 01:01:53,085 --> 01:01:54,654 Come on. 968 01:02:07,066 --> 01:02:09,101 - [explosion] - [screaming] 969 01:02:09,235 --> 01:02:11,704 [alarm bell ringing] 970 01:02:13,740 --> 01:02:15,742 [explosion] 971 01:02:21,213 --> 01:02:23,248 Open the door! 972 01:02:23,381 --> 01:02:25,452 [screaming, clamoring] 973 01:02:31,191 --> 01:02:33,426 [Dylan] Mara! Mara! 974 01:02:33,559 --> 01:02:36,396 Come on. This way is faster. 975 01:02:36,528 --> 01:02:38,764 - What the fuck is happening? - They were wrong. They were... 976 01:02:38,898 --> 01:02:40,800 [groans] 977 01:02:41,735 --> 01:02:42,769 We need you... 978 01:02:43,903 --> 01:02:45,773 [gasping] 979 01:03:06,359 --> 01:03:09,763 [gasping continues] 980 01:03:16,236 --> 01:03:17,872 [Dylan] Mara! 981 01:03:19,105 --> 01:03:23,377 [whimpering, crying] 982 01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:30,817 Are you okay? 983 01:03:31,819 --> 01:03:33,255 No. Are you? 984 01:03:33,387 --> 01:03:35,857 I'm just glad you're still here. 985 01:04:22,037 --> 01:04:23,906 [no audible dialogue] 986 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,610 [Mara] A fragment of his jawbone hit my forehead. 987 01:04:31,981 --> 01:04:33,015 I never felt it. 988 01:04:33,149 --> 01:04:35,585 Mara! Mara! 989 01:04:38,587 --> 01:04:40,856 I never felt anything. 990 01:04:40,990 --> 01:04:42,892 Okay. 991 01:04:43,026 --> 01:04:44,728 Oh, my God. 992 01:04:46,194 --> 01:04:47,564 Hey. 993 01:05:13,391 --> 01:05:15,893 All I remember is wanting to die. 994 01:05:51,328 --> 01:05:52,663 Honey? 995 01:05:54,264 --> 01:05:57,068 Um, Dylan's mom called for you. 996 01:05:58,736 --> 01:06:01,173 She just wanted to see how you were doing. 997 01:06:45,683 --> 01:06:47,586 [Tess] Mara, can you open the door? 998 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:51,023 Please. 999 01:06:53,692 --> 01:06:56,695 Mara, I just want to make sure that you're okay. 1000 01:07:00,898 --> 01:07:03,201 [laughing, exclaiming on video] 1001 01:07:08,239 --> 01:07:10,141 [Dylan] Oh, my God. 1002 01:07:14,746 --> 01:07:17,650 All right, you're gonna need vodka, 1003 01:07:18,282 --> 01:07:19,618 dry vermouth, 1004 01:07:19,752 --> 01:07:21,485 grenadine and ice. 1005 01:07:21,619 --> 01:07:24,589 Mix three parts vodka... 1006 01:07:28,259 --> 01:07:30,962 with one part vermouth. 1007 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,903 Fill with ice... 1008 01:07:36,769 --> 01:07:38,304 and stir... 1009 01:07:40,573 --> 01:07:43,943 before pouring into a martini glass. 1010 01:07:45,178 --> 01:07:47,747 Okay. And then, with the grenadine, 1011 01:07:47,881 --> 01:07:52,653 you're gonna basically pour the entire fucking bottle into the martini. 1012 01:07:54,421 --> 01:07:58,024 And now you have my brand-new cocktail, which I've called, 1013 01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:01,160 "All of My Friends and Boyfriend Are Dead." 1014 01:08:05,564 --> 01:08:07,099 [sighs] 1015 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,669 Well, I have a couple of questions. 1016 01:08:10,803 --> 01:08:13,373 Oh. Okay, but hold on. 1017 01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:15,675 No, please don't. 1018 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:23,984 - You can have the next one. - Okay. 1019 01:08:25,185 --> 01:08:27,522 - I'm not equipped to deal with this. - I know, right? 1020 01:08:27,654 --> 01:08:31,893 But I've literally found one thing that makes that feeling go away. 1021 01:08:33,327 --> 01:08:34,862 What is it? 1022 01:08:35,563 --> 01:08:37,832 [whispers] Alcohol. 1023 01:08:37,965 --> 01:08:39,199 Shh. 1024 01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:42,769 - Why are you whispering? - 'Cause it's a secret. 1025 01:08:43,437 --> 01:08:45,806 'Cause I'm underage. 1026 01:08:46,607 --> 01:08:48,376 Don't tell anyone, though. 1027 01:09:16,304 --> 01:09:18,740 [humming drunkenly] 1028 01:09:24,645 --> 01:09:27,181 [gasps] Tessy! 1029 01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:29,084 Mara. 1030 01:09:29,216 --> 01:09:32,186 Tessy! Let's go fuck shit up. 1031 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,956 - How did you get here? - I walked, yo. 1032 01:09:35,090 --> 01:09:36,958 - That's, like, ten miles. - I know. 1033 01:09:37,091 --> 01:09:38,992 I'm fucking Wonder Woman. 1034 01:09:39,127 --> 01:09:41,296 Come on. Let's go do something. 1035 01:09:43,163 --> 01:09:45,966 Let's go throw water balloons full of red paint at kids. 1036 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:47,001 Mara. 1037 01:09:47,135 --> 01:09:49,304 No. We have to go to school. 1038 01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:50,604 Oh! Fuck school! 1039 01:09:50,739 --> 01:09:52,574 No! I can't fuck school! 1040 01:09:52,707 --> 01:09:54,642 I need to get the fuck out of here! 1041 01:09:54,775 --> 01:09:58,948 And what happened to Dylan, it sucks. It really fucking sucks. And I'm sorry. 1042 01:09:59,082 --> 01:10:03,552 But people have been dying for seven fucking months. 1043 01:10:03,686 --> 01:10:06,387 I'm losing my mind. I don't want to die. 1044 01:10:06,521 --> 01:10:07,923 Well... 1045 01:10:09,258 --> 01:10:10,427 then don't die. 1046 01:10:11,326 --> 01:10:12,428 - Easy. - No. 1047 01:10:12,561 --> 01:10:13,762 Stop being a bitch. Help me out. 1048 01:10:13,896 --> 01:10:15,964 I can't help you the way you want me to. 1049 01:10:16,097 --> 01:10:17,600 How do I want you to? 1050 01:10:17,734 --> 01:10:22,071 You want to stop existing until you actually stop existing. 1051 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:28,712 - What's with the van? - They don't want us driving anymore. 1052 01:10:29,611 --> 01:10:31,513 Just come hang with me instead. 1053 01:10:31,647 --> 01:10:36,151 If you don't, I'll never get a beach house with you, ever. Ever. 1054 01:10:36,284 --> 01:10:39,021 As if we're going to live that long anyway. 1055 01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:53,202 I fucking hate you! 1056 01:10:54,204 --> 01:10:56,974 ["I'll Believe In Anything" by Wolf Parade playing] 1057 01:11:12,423 --> 01:11:17,527 [song continues playing] 1058 01:11:42,754 --> 01:11:45,456 [song continues, fades] 1059 01:11:45,590 --> 01:11:47,625 - [door chimes] - Oh, fuck. 1060 01:11:47,759 --> 01:11:51,796 - [chiming] - Fuck. [groans] 1061 01:12:00,904 --> 01:12:02,407 What's up? 1062 01:12:06,010 --> 01:12:08,180 Oh, fuck... [groans] 1063 01:12:12,849 --> 01:12:14,651 [chuckles] 1064 01:12:14,786 --> 01:12:16,953 Hey, it's like a metaphor. 1065 01:12:17,087 --> 01:12:19,859 - Mara. - What? Are you gonna arrest me? 1066 01:12:19,992 --> 01:12:22,061 No, I just came by to see if you needed help. 1067 01:12:22,194 --> 01:12:23,896 Here. Have a drink. 1068 01:12:24,028 --> 01:12:26,164 [alarm blaring] 1069 01:12:30,569 --> 01:12:32,238 What the fuck? 1070 01:12:32,938 --> 01:12:34,605 An agent's car? 1071 01:12:34,739 --> 01:12:36,173 It was funny at the time. 1072 01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:38,944 Oh, it was funny? What time was it funny? 1073 01:12:39,078 --> 01:12:41,414 - Like, 4:00. - That's not what I fucking meant. 1074 01:12:41,546 --> 01:12:42,714 No shit, Dad. 1075 01:12:42,847 --> 01:12:46,018 - [mother] Are you still drunk? - One thousand percent. 1076 01:12:46,152 --> 01:12:47,752 Where do you even get alcohol? 1077 01:12:47,886 --> 01:12:50,289 Besides here? I steal it. 1078 01:12:51,155 --> 01:12:52,524 Why would you tell me that? 1079 01:12:52,658 --> 01:12:55,661 'Cause you asked and I'm drunk, so why would I lie? 1080 01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:57,762 To make us feel better. 1081 01:12:57,895 --> 01:12:59,331 That's all you care about. 1082 01:12:59,465 --> 01:13:01,366 I've heard you call people about "helping" me. 1083 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:04,202 We've called them in front of you. We only care about you. 1084 01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:06,371 Why do you think we're applying to all these colleges? 1085 01:13:06,505 --> 01:13:08,374 I don't want to go to any fucking colleges. 1086 01:13:08,507 --> 01:13:10,909 I don't give a fuck what you do as long as you're alive. 1087 01:13:11,043 --> 01:13:12,811 That is what's gonna make us feel better. 1088 01:13:12,945 --> 01:13:15,914 Yeah? Well, I'm going to die in a violent explosion full of blood. 1089 01:13:16,047 --> 01:13:18,284 Probably all over you. Feel better? 1090 01:13:26,993 --> 01:13:29,296 Fuck off. 1091 01:13:34,133 --> 01:13:35,735 [door closes] 1092 01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:39,573 ["Even" by Julien Baker playing] 1093 01:14:13,941 --> 01:14:19,414 [song continues playing] 1094 01:15:09,264 --> 01:15:13,502 [song continues playing] 1095 01:15:58,648 --> 01:16:00,315 [song ends] 1096 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:03,219 [upbeat music playing] 1097 01:16:05,388 --> 01:16:08,625 [upbeat music continues, faint] 1098 01:16:24,740 --> 01:16:26,142 Tequila? 1099 01:16:27,377 --> 01:16:30,213 What kind of tequila? No. It's okay. I'm okay. 1100 01:16:36,185 --> 01:16:38,454 [cell phone chimes] 1101 01:16:38,588 --> 01:16:41,358 Did you just send me a beach house listing? 1102 01:16:43,026 --> 01:16:43,993 Maybe. 1103 01:16:44,127 --> 01:16:46,596 But we're never gonna be old. 1104 01:16:47,764 --> 01:16:52,302 But we're already really, really old. 1105 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,309 I'm leaving tonight. 1106 01:17:01,345 --> 01:17:03,347 I need my life to start. 1107 01:17:04,314 --> 01:17:06,749 Even if it's just a few minutes long. 1108 01:17:16,326 --> 01:17:18,329 I hope you live forever. 1109 01:17:19,064 --> 01:17:20,664 Like an elf. 1110 01:17:22,266 --> 01:17:23,801 Elves live forever? 1111 01:17:24,768 --> 01:17:28,239 Unless they're murdered or die from grief. 1112 01:17:28,373 --> 01:17:30,174 That's what Dylan said. 1113 01:17:32,176 --> 01:17:33,678 He was a nerd. 1114 01:17:35,914 --> 01:17:37,616 Yeah, he was all right. 1115 01:17:41,218 --> 01:17:42,753 I'll see you inside? 1116 01:17:56,501 --> 01:17:58,504 You'll always be my best friend. 1117 01:18:15,253 --> 01:18:17,523 [unscrews bottle cap] 1118 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:24,162 ["May I Have This Dance" by Francis and the Lights playing] 1119 01:18:24,295 --> 01:18:26,331 - [exclaims] - [bottle clinking] 1120 01:18:31,303 --> 01:18:35,208 [song continues playing] 1121 01:18:54,727 --> 01:18:57,130 [people sobbing, chattering softly] 1122 01:18:57,264 --> 01:18:59,666 [song continues playing] 1123 01:19:07,706 --> 01:19:09,341 [chuckles] 1124 01:19:09,474 --> 01:19:11,477 What the fuck is this? 1125 01:19:11,611 --> 01:19:14,381 [chuckles] It's... It's grad. 1126 01:19:14,514 --> 01:19:16,049 No. It's prom. 1127 01:19:16,181 --> 01:19:17,651 It's-It's both. 1128 01:19:17,783 --> 01:19:19,620 [laughing] 1129 01:19:22,087 --> 01:19:24,457 That's fucking stupid. 1130 01:19:56,222 --> 01:19:59,460 [rock music playing, faint] 1131 01:20:08,301 --> 01:20:10,604 - Becky Burke. - [people applauding] 1132 01:20:17,978 --> 01:20:20,414 I just wanna say I'm sorry for killing everyone. 1133 01:20:20,547 --> 01:20:23,584 - Okay. Mara, just... - No. It's cool, man. 1134 01:20:26,221 --> 01:20:29,257 [sighs] I'm sorry I'm the curse. 1135 01:20:29,391 --> 01:20:30,959 I always have been. I did the math. 1136 01:20:31,092 --> 01:20:34,762 From Katelyn to Perry and the Daltons... 1137 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,966 and Dylan... 1138 01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:41,904 I'm the reason why it happened. 1139 01:20:44,071 --> 01:20:46,240 And I don't know why. 1140 01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:48,444 I'm not a great person. 1141 01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:53,649 And I hate myself so much for hurting everyone. 1142 01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:58,120 I'm so sorry. 1143 01:21:00,155 --> 01:21:03,725 I wish they were all here to celebrate this dumb bullshit. 1144 01:21:03,857 --> 01:21:05,959 - Okay. Thank you, Mara. - Oh, hey. 1145 01:21:06,093 --> 01:21:07,396 Also... 1146 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:11,700 Springsteen is really good. 1147 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:14,070 I found that out the hard way. 1148 01:21:15,672 --> 01:21:17,639 [microphone feeds back] 1149 01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,643 [smattering of applause] 1150 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,013 - Thank you, Mara. - [sighs] 1151 01:21:25,847 --> 01:21:28,449 - Claire Hacklon. - [people applauding] 1152 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,854 It's all my fault. 1153 01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:33,356 I'm the curse. 1154 01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:37,159 I wasn't a good enough Christian, and now Jesus is punishing me. 1155 01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:39,294 Boo! Sit down, whore! 1156 01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:41,463 - [gasps] - [microphone feeds back] 1157 01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:44,166 - [sobbing] - No, no! It's my fault! 1158 01:21:44,298 --> 01:21:46,902 I wanted to be top of the class, and I think I, like, 1159 01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:49,471 willed all my competition to die. 1160 01:21:49,606 --> 01:21:51,307 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. 1161 01:21:51,441 --> 01:21:53,076 - I'm sorry. [sobbing] - No. No, no, no. 1162 01:21:54,444 --> 01:21:56,112 [woman] It was me! It was definitely me! 1163 01:21:56,246 --> 01:21:58,548 [man] I used to steal food from the cafeteria! 1164 01:21:58,682 --> 01:22:00,917 [people murmuring] 1165 01:23:16,426 --> 01:23:18,964 I love you too, you know. 1166 01:23:57,435 --> 01:23:58,870 Hi... 1167 01:24:00,573 --> 01:24:02,374 Dylan's mom. 1168 01:24:02,507 --> 01:24:03,642 Hi, Mara. 1169 01:24:03,775 --> 01:24:05,912 Can I join you? 1170 01:24:30,637 --> 01:24:32,940 I'm sorry I didn't come to the funeral. 1171 01:24:34,673 --> 01:24:36,208 I understand. 1172 01:24:37,110 --> 01:24:38,978 It's a cool headstone, though. 1173 01:24:40,512 --> 01:24:41,948 He designed it. 1174 01:24:42,548 --> 01:24:44,216 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1175 01:24:47,887 --> 01:24:50,724 The first time Dylan and I ever really hung out... 1176 01:24:52,025 --> 01:24:54,061 I was super sick on shrooms... 1177 01:24:55,695 --> 01:24:57,764 and I saw so many of him. 1178 01:25:01,267 --> 01:25:02,903 And it was beautiful. 1179 01:25:08,108 --> 01:25:10,911 And now I can't even see one of him. 1180 01:25:16,549 --> 01:25:19,019 He told me he held your hair. 1181 01:25:20,086 --> 01:25:22,656 - He told you that? - Mm-hmm. 1182 01:25:23,590 --> 01:25:26,126 Did you think I was bad news bears? 1183 01:25:27,727 --> 01:25:28,996 No. 1184 01:25:30,397 --> 01:25:34,001 No, I just... I thought you were in a lot of pain... 1185 01:25:35,036 --> 01:25:37,338 and didn't know how to deal with it. 1186 01:25:48,715 --> 01:25:51,218 I don't know what to do with my body. 1187 01:25:55,389 --> 01:25:57,759 It feels like I'm dying. 1188 01:25:59,693 --> 01:26:02,764 [sobbing] 1189 01:26:05,065 --> 01:26:07,670 I'm so scared all the time. 1190 01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:15,277 Sometimes I wish I would just die so it was over. 1191 01:26:22,383 --> 01:26:24,886 That's just what life feels like sometimes. 1192 01:26:25,019 --> 01:26:27,254 Life fucking sucks. 1193 01:26:27,922 --> 01:26:30,992 It does. It really does. 1194 01:26:33,461 --> 01:26:35,197 Why is this happening? 1195 01:26:40,568 --> 01:26:44,474 Did you hear about the man in Florida with the sinkhole? 1196 01:26:46,208 --> 01:26:49,211 He was asleep in his bed and a sinkhole opened. 1197 01:26:49,345 --> 01:26:52,181 His bed fell right down into it. 1198 01:26:52,314 --> 01:26:54,350 His brother heard him shouting from the next room. 1199 01:26:54,483 --> 01:26:59,956 He ran over and found this giant pit where the room used to be. 1200 01:27:00,856 --> 01:27:03,626 He could hear his brother screaming for help, 1201 01:27:03,759 --> 01:27:06,895 but it was impossible to help him. 1202 01:27:07,997 --> 01:27:10,233 They never even got his body out. 1203 01:27:12,469 --> 01:27:13,902 Great. 1204 01:27:14,036 --> 01:27:16,706 Now I have to be afraid of sinkholes too. 1205 01:27:16,838 --> 01:27:18,341 [chuckles] 1206 01:27:19,374 --> 01:27:21,043 It's just life. 1207 01:27:22,311 --> 01:27:24,780 I'm sure he didn't deserve it. 1208 01:27:26,582 --> 01:27:28,485 None of you deserve this. 1209 01:27:30,988 --> 01:27:33,958 But deserve's got nothing to do with it. 1210 01:27:36,493 --> 01:27:37,828 That's a good line. 1211 01:27:37,962 --> 01:27:41,464 I stole it from Clint Eastwood. 1212 01:27:41,597 --> 01:27:42,966 Oh. 1213 01:27:49,506 --> 01:27:51,408 I think Dylan got it. 1214 01:27:53,709 --> 01:27:55,945 The answer, I mean. 1215 01:28:02,452 --> 01:28:03,887 God. 1216 01:28:04,921 --> 01:28:07,158 What am I supposed to do now? 1217 01:28:11,294 --> 01:28:14,064 Do you want to come over for dinner next week? 1218 01:28:16,734 --> 01:28:18,837 Yeah, sure. 1219 01:28:20,304 --> 01:28:21,572 Thanks. 1220 01:28:28,913 --> 01:28:30,982 Are you okay? 1221 01:29:37,448 --> 01:29:38,917 I'm sorry. 1222 01:29:48,059 --> 01:29:51,397 ["Fourth of July" by Sufjan Stevens playing] 1223 01:30:03,542 --> 01:30:07,413 [singer vocalizing] 1224 01:30:18,858 --> 01:30:23,096 [song continues playing] 1225 01:30:47,687 --> 01:30:50,757 [Mara] After a few months, there were no more explosions. 1226 01:30:50,891 --> 01:30:54,562 [song continues playing] 1227 01:31:02,535 --> 01:31:05,573 [Mara] Everyone left, and we were free to leave. 1228 01:31:06,774 --> 01:31:09,544 It was super anticlimactic. 1229 01:31:11,544 --> 01:31:14,347 The man was like, "Hey, the Snooze Button works. 1230 01:31:14,481 --> 01:31:16,283 We just got that last batch wrong. 1231 01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:18,886 But we swear this new batch is legit." 1232 01:31:19,019 --> 01:31:22,757 I think they just want to sell me pills for the rest of my life. 1233 01:31:27,093 --> 01:31:30,564 [song continues playing] 1234 01:31:47,347 --> 01:31:49,150 You sure this thing is safe? 1235 01:31:49,284 --> 01:31:50,985 I mean, compared to what? 1236 01:31:51,119 --> 01:31:55,024 [song continues playing] 1237 01:32:07,636 --> 01:32:10,571 Call us every hour. Or even more often. 1238 01:32:10,704 --> 01:32:12,039 Yeah. Call us a lot. 1239 01:32:12,173 --> 01:32:14,643 You know, I actually think I will. 1240 01:32:22,218 --> 01:32:24,720 [song continues playing] 1241 01:32:27,923 --> 01:32:30,427 [engine starts] 1242 01:32:41,003 --> 01:32:44,473 [Mara] They're gonna tear down the school, which makes sense. 1243 01:32:48,811 --> 01:32:52,581 They're also going to make a memorial for the departed, which makes less sense, 1244 01:32:52,714 --> 01:32:54,683 because, let's be honest... 1245 01:32:56,585 --> 01:32:59,122 that sappy shit's gonna suck. 1246 01:33:00,622 --> 01:33:02,458 By the end of the school year, 1247 01:33:02,592 --> 01:33:05,228 31 students in the senior class died. 1248 01:33:09,433 --> 01:33:11,801 [song continues playing] 1249 01:33:15,072 --> 01:33:16,940 I didn't die. 1250 01:33:17,073 --> 01:33:19,375 I guess I'll never know why. 1251 01:33:24,813 --> 01:33:26,683 [pounding] 1252 01:33:29,452 --> 01:33:32,323 So, what did we learn? 1253 01:33:33,288 --> 01:33:35,392 What did we learn? 1254 01:33:35,526 --> 01:33:38,729 At the end of the day, it's all a... 1255 01:33:40,229 --> 01:33:42,065 Fuck this shit, man. 1256 01:33:42,198 --> 01:33:45,469 The world is a fucking cruel piece of shit and nothing makes sense, 1257 01:33:45,602 --> 01:33:48,304 and the only thing you can do is put your middle fingers up 1258 01:33:48,438 --> 01:33:50,607 and be all, like, fuck you, life! 1259 01:33:50,741 --> 01:33:52,209 Suck my dick! 1260 01:33:52,341 --> 01:33:54,979 I'm gonna be amazing in spite of all life's shit. 1261 01:33:55,112 --> 01:33:58,414 I'm gonna travel the world, I'm gonna get my bachelors of bullshit, 1262 01:33:58,548 --> 01:33:59,984 I'm gonna write some books 1263 01:34:00,118 --> 01:34:03,521 and make a low-to-minimum wage, but do really well online. 1264 01:34:03,654 --> 01:34:05,456 I'll probably date some nice boys. 1265 01:34:05,590 --> 01:34:06,958 I'll probably marry a few of them. 1266 01:34:07,091 --> 01:34:10,494 And sometimes, late at night when the world is quiet... 1267 01:34:11,194 --> 01:34:13,363 I'll tell them about Dylan 1268 01:34:13,497 --> 01:34:15,466 and what he meant to me, 1269 01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:18,803 and how I think about him every day. 1270 01:34:18,935 --> 01:34:22,639 I'll probably have a bunch of kids and be a dope mom, and then... 1271 01:34:22,773 --> 01:34:25,342 No, you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna be president. 1272 01:34:25,476 --> 01:34:27,278 I, Mara Carlyle... 1273 01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:29,780 Trump's gonna look up at me from his gold-crusted coffin and go, 1274 01:34:29,913 --> 01:34:32,117 "Who the fuck is this bitch?" And I'll tell him... 1275 01:34:32,249 --> 01:34:34,851 That's President Bitch to you, motherfucker. 1276 01:34:34,985 --> 01:34:38,655 The Big Bang happened out of nowhere, for no reason. 1277 01:34:38,788 --> 01:34:42,158 Or maybe God set it all into motion. Who knows? 1278 01:34:42,292 --> 01:34:44,564 But then, like, the dinosaurs died 1279 01:34:44,696 --> 01:34:48,400 because a meteor hit the Earth at the exact worst spot imaginable. 1280 01:34:49,700 --> 01:34:51,002 Fuck, man. 1281 01:34:52,137 --> 01:34:54,673 And volcanoes erupt, and drunk drivers drive, 1282 01:34:54,806 --> 01:34:59,944 and sinkholes collapse, and sometimes people explode. 1283 01:35:00,078 --> 01:35:03,249 And I guess that just means bad shit's gonna happen. 1284 01:35:03,382 --> 01:35:05,250 It's inevitable. 1285 01:35:05,383 --> 01:35:06,817 And so, here we are. 1286 01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:09,553 I'm gonna live the life I want to have right now. 1287 01:35:09,687 --> 01:35:13,391 I'm not gonna waste time waiting for a day that may never come for me. 1288 01:35:13,924 --> 01:35:14,860 So fuck it. 1289 01:35:14,994 --> 01:35:16,528 I'm gonna stay at the beach house 1290 01:35:16,662 --> 01:35:19,064 and smoke a hookah with my toes in the sand. 1291 01:35:19,196 --> 01:35:22,433 I don't know what's gonna happen next. I hope it's cool. 1292 01:35:22,566 --> 01:35:25,069 All I know is I could die any second now. 1293 01:35:25,204 --> 01:35:26,772 Hell, so could you. 1294 01:35:26,905 --> 01:35:30,109 Nothing's fair, but it's a beautiful world, 1295 01:35:30,243 --> 01:35:32,844 and I'm happy I get to be here. 1296 01:35:33,713 --> 01:35:35,682 If only for a little while. 1297 01:35:35,816 --> 01:35:37,384 [song ends] 1298 01:35:37,517 --> 01:35:40,254 The fuck else can you do? 1299 01:35:41,402 --> 01:35:46,402 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 94300