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- Comin' in hot with pretzels.

- [loudly] Hi, Lex!

- Wait, you're not watching "Karaoke Kickoff"

without me, are you?

- [loudly] I'm watching "Karaoke Kickoff."

- You were supposed to wait.

- [loudly] Yeah, I love this show.

- Presley!

Presley!

- [normal volume] Why are you shouting?

- [sighs]

We were supposed to watch "Karaoke Kickoff" together.

- I couldn't help it.

"Karaoke Kickoff" is my favorite

local singing competition and my best shot at fame.

- Hey, don't say that.

You and I are gonna get famous

once we figure out how to breed a puppy with a kitten.

- Look, puppens are never gonna happen.

We've tried everything.

But I'm sorry I started without you.

- Apology accepted.

But only if you press play right now.

- Welcome back!

Please give a big, "Karaoke Kickoff" welcome

to our next contestant, Jamie Bullock!

[cheers and applause]

- [off-key] ♪ I won't cry ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm leaving today ♪

♪ Love's gone away and I don't have to stay ♪

♪ It's not me It's not-- ♪

- She's gonna get the foot.

- Yeah, definitely gonna get the foot.

all: You get the foot!

- ♪ Fall down-- ♪

[screams]

- I do love the foot,

but I feel bad for the singers who get kicked off the stage.

- It helps if you don't think of them as people.

- Remember, you can buy the same

amazing karaoke machine we use.

Now, you may have heard of

other brands of karaoke machines like that one.

[all booing]

- You know what I say to them.

all: You get the foot!

[buzzer blares]

[cheers and applause]

- Say bye-bye

and buy one of our official karaoke machines.

And who knows?

You might get to join me on this stage!

[cheers and applause]

- If we buy that karaoke machine with our KidDING money,

I could practice, get on the show, and then boom!

Local fame.

- Well, we did already pay Tedward back this week,

but let's talk it over with Munchy when he gets here.

- Good idea. - The karaoke machine is here!

- You already bought it?

- I know, we should've talked to you.

- Yeah, you should've.

But since it's here, I go first.

- Munchy, what are you gonna sing?

- I'm gonna start a Munchy original called

"Toasters are Boxes of Magic."

♪ Toasters are boxes of magic ♪

♪ They're fun to use when stuck in traffic ♪

♪ Toast! ♪

- Great song for a great appliance.

- [gasps] It looks just like the one on the show.

Let's try it out.

It's not working.

- It says it requires 75 AA batteries.

- Well, that's not fair.

Rowan didn't mention anything about needing batteries.

- I know what'll calm you down:

some sweet, sweet karaoke

that's just 75 batteries away.

[upbeat music]

- Marshmallow test number 47.

Come on, put the marshmallow in the hot chocolate.

No!

You have made a very powerful enemy.

- Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

I'm so bored!

Come outside and play a game with me.

- I'm a little busy with this--

- Okay, hide-and-seek it is.

I'll hide first. - Good idea.

- [giggling]

- one, two, three.

[door closes]

Marshmallow test number 48.

♪ ♪

- 73, 74, 75.

- This reminds me of feeding my old lizard,

except instead of batteries, it was crickets.

- All right, let's fire it up.

[resonant startup chime]

[oohs and ahhs]

- Lex, crank the volume!

[plastic crunches] - What?

The knob broke off. This is unacceptable.

First, the batteries and now, the knob.

- Allow me to make everything better.

[switch clicks]

[music playing]

- Is that "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

- Yeah, but all the lyrics are messed up.

- No, it's just in Norwegian.

You guys didn't know I was born in Oslo, Norway?

CitizenOfTheWorld.

- Come on. Play the song I want.

[electrical sizzling]

- Presley, back away from the machine.

- Why?

- Because in every action movie,

that's the sound a machine makes before it blows up!

[electrical sizzling]

- This thing is a piece of junk.

Rowan Van Doren scammed us.

This reminds me of when I saved up for a Lettuce Patch Doll.

- Oh, no. - Oh, here we go.

- I opened the package and the doll...

all: Had no head.

- I wrote to the company, but...

all: They didn't care.

- And that is why I refused to get scammed again.

- Okay, Lex, this is way different.

This is Rowan Van Doren we're talking about.

If he knew about this machine, he'd be as upset as you.

- Prove it. Let's go to the studio.

- The television studio? Yeah, let's go right now.

- No, I meant to fight back and get a refund.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That, too.

- Okay, let's go to "Karaoke Kickoff."

- [gasps] Great idea.

Rowan's a bigtime music producer.

I can sell him one of my songs, like...

♪ My name is Munchy ♪

♪ I spoiled my lunchy ♪

♪ 'Cause I put too many snacks in my tum-chy ♪

- That's the perfect song to sing on the way to the studio.

Let's go. - Yeah.

all: ♪ My name is Munchy ♪

♪ I spoiled my lunchy ♪

♪ 'Cause I put too many snacks in my tum-chy ♪

- ♪ I got you, got me, we got this ♪

♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪

- Farewell, karaoke machine. You were junky, but beautiful.

- Put the lid back! all: [screaming]

- Dad, what are you doing?

- Shh, I'm playing hide-and-seek with Fisher.

I've been hiding here all day. I'm killing it.

Ooh, karaoke.

- It's broken, Presley's dad.

- We're on our way to the "Karaoke Kickoff" studio.

- Yeah.

We are not leaving until Rowan Van Doren

gives us our money back.

- But don't worry, I have a plan.

How could anyone say no to this face?

- Oh, hey, Fisher. Cool robot arm.

Hey, robot arm. Beep, boop, bop.

- Don't talk to it.

It won't listen, so it's going in the trash.

- Let's go to "Karaoke Kickoff."

all: ♪ My name is Munchy ♪

♪ I spoiled my lunchy ♪

♪ 'Cause I put too many snacks in my tum-chy ♪

- Hey, Dad.

- Fisher, you found me!

Man, I love playing with my boy.

- Jeez, I've been too focused on my work lately, haven't I?

Hey, bud.

If you could do anything with me right now, what would it be?

- I'd sing karaoke on this machine,

but Munchy said it's broken.

- Well, let's bring it inside and I'll get my tools.

- Yes!

Right behind you!

♪ ♪

- Wow, can you believe this?

Don't let me lose my cool.

Ahh! There's the foot!

- And there's the real karaoke machine they use on the show.

It looks just like ours except, you know, it isn't smoking.

- Just remember why we're here.

- To get on the show. - To sell Rowan a song.

- No and no.

To get a refund

and to make sure other kids don't get scammed.

- Don't worry.

I'm sure we're not gonna have any problems.

Rowan's the best.

- Hey! Are you an idiot?

I asked you to stir my oat milk latte

counter-clockwise.

This is clearly a clockwise-stirred drink!

- Sorry, sir. - I don't need you to be sorry.

I need you to be better!

- Rowan, can we get a word with you, please?

- Perhaps several words strung together in song form?

- I don't have time for selfies.

We have a live show to prepare for.

Okay, maybe one selfie, but no touching.

- We are not here for a selfie.

We bought one of your karaoke machines and it doesn't work,

so we want our money back or else.

- Oh, will you excuse us for a moment?

You can't talk to Rowan Van Doren like that.

He's Rowan Van Doren.

- So what? He's just a guy.

- No, he's a famous guy. His time is extremely valuable.

- So it's a song about toast. It's super-relatable.

Goes like this.

♪ Toasters are boxes of magic ♪

♪ They're fun to use when stuck in traffic ♪

♪ Toast! ♪

♪ ♪

- [singing in Norwegian]

- Uh, Dad, I fixed it.

You don't have to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle"

in Norwegian anymore.

- But I want to. That's my jam.

- Why is that your jam?

- Well, remember how I used to be a singer

on a Norwegian cruise ship?

- No, I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.

- The year was 1994.

Each night on the cruise ship, my big closing number

was "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."

The Norse are a little behind us music-wise.

But, Fisher, I was good.

- What happened?

Did you meet Mom and give up the dream?

- No, I got fired for stealing crab cakes.

- Is it weird that I want to see your show?

- No, I've often described myself as weirdly intriguing.

- Hey, we can post it online so Mom can see it at work.

- Ooh, and my old shipmates could see it, too.

- Then I guess we're gonna do this.

- Are we gonna do this?

- Yeah, I just said--

- Are we really gonna do this?

- Just take a yes.

- [laughing] Yes!

♪ ♪

- And this is the part where the harmony kicks in.

♪ Toast, toast, toast ♪

- Okay, let me handle this.

Mr. Van Doren, I am your biggest fan.

Could you please give us our money back?

And we'll be on our way.

Before you answer, let me add this.

- How could I say no to that face?

Like this: no.

- Rowan, either give us our money back

or we'll tell everyone that you're a fraud.

- Hmm, I have another idea.

How would you all like to audition to be on my show?

- I would literally scream till I passed out.

Is this happening?

I need to know if I should start screaming.

- Please take your places center stage.

- [screams] I can't believe we're auditioning!

- So what should we sing?

My toaster song? My tum-chy song?

A mashup?

- I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

- I've been waiting for this moment since I met you.

You get the foot!

[buzzer blares]

[screaming]

Bye, bye, bye.

Oh.

This is awkward.

My giant foot seems to have missed you.

Would you mind throwing yourself off the stage?

- It would be my pleasure.

[screams]

[screaming]

- Are you okay? - Yes!

Where's Munchy?

- Whee!

- Where are we? - I'll tell you.

[screaming]

[all screaming]

- ♪ Yeah ♪

What?

This could still be a part of the audition.

- Someone get the lights.

all: Whoa.

- Sorry, we turned the lights off right before you got here

to sing "Happy Birthday" to Hasty.

- Welcome to The Cellar.

- But Jamie Bullock?

We just saw you get kicked off the show.

- Yup, still got a bruise from the foot.

- Wait, you're all former contestants.

- Yeah, everyone down here got kicked off.

- What--hey, you're Sapphire. Season three, episode one.

- Oh, yeah. You sang "Old Town Road"

and didn't even make it to "road" before you got the foot.

- Best eight seconds of my life.

- [gasps]

There's Hasty Delaney, season three episode six.

You got robbed.

- Thank you.

I always love hearing from my fans.

- But what are you doing down here?

- Building karaoke machines. See?

- [gasps]

That monster Rowan trapped you down here

and is forcing you to build karaoke machines?

- Trapped? No.

The exit's right over there.

It leads into the basement of a Sbarro's.

- Why do you keep coming back?

- Rowan says if we build enough machines,

we get another chance to sing on the show.

- Well, how many do you have to make?

- Not sure.

He says he'll let us know when we get there.

- Until then,

we'll focus on what's really important in life:

doing whatever we can to get back on television.

- But the machines you're making are pieces of junk.

- Oh, we know.

Rowan doesn't care about the quality;

he only cares that we build a lot of them.

- This is outrageous. You are ripping people off.

People like us.

- Rowan told us not to think of you as people.

- We gotta do something. Right, Presley?

- Is this station free?

Because I'm getting on that show.

♪ ♪

- And cue music.

[upbeat music playing]

- [singing in Norwegian]

Nice to see ya.

[singing in Norwegian]

Ha!

[singing in Norwegian]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

Ugh, my stupid phone ruined the take!

- It's okay.

The last one we posted was incredible.

[phone ringing]

Hey, someone's calling you from Norway.

I can tell because all the zeroes have lines through them.

- Hallo!

Uh-huh?

Uh-huh, uh-huh?

It's the captain from my old cruise ship.

He saw the video online and wants me back.

- What are you gonna say? - Watch.

I'll only go if I can bring my music producer, Fisher.

Yes, I do insist.

Okay, sounds good. [chuckles]

- What did he say? - He refused.

But you know what?

I'd rather be here with my son

than on some cruise ship in Norway.

- Thanks, Dad. Wanna keep singing?

- [sighs] Cue the music, son.

[upbeat music playing]

[singing in Norwegian]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- I got a slice of Hasty's birthday cake.

This place is okay.

- This place is not okay.

Like, can you believe these people?

They're all mindless drones being taken advantage of.

- I know.

Well, my break is over.

- Presley, wait.

You don't want to spend your whole life down here

making karaoke machines.

This place is the worst.

- [gags] Lex is right.

The cake here is awful. It has coconut.

- Don't let Rowan take advantage of you

like he's taking advantage of everybody else here.

And if you stay, I would miss you way too much.

I didn't want to have to do this

because I know it's your thing, but...

- How could you say no to that face?

- I can't. - [chuckles]

Well, I'm glad I got through to you.

I don't think anyone else is gonna listen.

- Oh, they're about to.

Munchy, get everyone's attention.

- Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! [electrical sizzling]

The floor is yours.

- Hey, my friend just taught me a valuable lesson

that you all need to learn.

- Why should we listen to her? She's never been on TV.

- I can't believe I'm saying this,

but there are things more important than being on TV.

[all gasp]

- Presley is right.

No amount of fame is worth putting together

cheap karaoke machines that don't work.

It's not fair.

Let me tell you a story about a Lettuce Patch Doll--

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

I got this.

You guys came on "Karaoke Kickoff"

because of your love of singing.

When was the last time you did that down here?

- I sang "Happy Birthday" to Hasty today

and it felt great.

But then I went back to work.

- Yeah, after you fed him some of that stupid coconut cake.

Be better, people.

- Your voices deserve to be heard.

There's a live episode of "Karaoke Kickoff"

happening right now, so let's go up there and sing.

- But Rowan says we have to keep building machines

to get back on TV.

- He says that,

but has anyone actually gotten back on the show?

- What about Parker? Parker got back on.

- No, I'm still here.

- I guess no one's gotten back on.

- See?

Rowan's tricking you into thinking

you'll get back on the show, but you never will.

- Meanwhile, he's getting rich from selling these machines.

- It's time to stop listening to him

and start listening to your vocal cords.

[all chatter in agreement]

- Let's take over the show. [all cheering]

- Follow me to freedom!

- Should we tell him

we can get to the studio through this door or?

- There's no time.

♪ ♪

- Please welcome our next contestant,

Penelope Peterson!

What are you gonna sing for us, Penelope?

- I'll be singing "How to Hug A Rainbow."

- Okay, get up on that stage! This is your time to shine.

- No, it isn't!

- [yelps]

- What are you two doing here?

- We're about to set the record straight.

- First of all, we would like to apologize

to that little girl we just pushed.

- But this is very important, so I'm sure she'll understand.

- The karaoke machines that Rowan Van Doren sells

are garbage.

- Whoa, hey, hey, hey!

- They're assembled by past contestants

because Rowan promised them a chance to get back on the show.

- But they never do.

- These kids are obviously liars, like all kids.

Get me another contestant!

- You want a contestant? We've got plenty.

- What? What?

[gasping]

- We made it! Everyone follow me!

Oh, you're all here.

- Hey, everyone off my stage! Get back to work!

- Get him!

- No, no touching! No, no!

No, you-- no touching, no touching!

Okay, look!

Is this about getting a refund for your karaoke machine?

'Cause I'm sure we can come to an agreement.

- My friend and I have already come to an agreement on this.

both: You get the foot!

[buzzer blares]

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[cheers and applause]

- Have a piece of coconut cake on me!

- Hey, well, the show is still live

and singing on that stage is your dream.

Go get famous.

- It's not about fame anymore; it's about having fun.

Unless I get famous. Then forget I said that.

Now come sing with me.

[cheers and applause]

- I know the perfect song.

♪ ♪

- ♪ If you're having a bad day ♪

♪ Turn it upside down ♪

♪ Look at it from a new way ♪

♪ And it's not always easy ♪

♪ You gotta get your mind right ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause you're one in a billion ♪

♪ There's just one you, that's a fact, not opinion ♪

♪ Go shine 'cause you're brilliant ♪

♪ And I can see your future's bright ♪

♪ No one else is just like you ♪

♪ So be yourself ♪

♪ Yeah, it's all about our individuality ♪

♪ That's the beauty of the differences in you and me ♪

♪ Yeah, it's all about, it's all about our attitude ♪

♪ 'Cause only I can be me and only you can be you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Yes, only you can be you ♪

♪ Yes, only you ♪

♪ Only, only me ♪

♪ You hoo ♪

♪ Yes, only you can be you ♪

♪ Only, only me and you ♪

[cheers and applause]

- This is ours now!

Yes! [upbeat music]

♪ ♪

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