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Alright Suzi
are you ready?
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Just a little bit that
way darling, that's it
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Ok after four
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One, two, three, four
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Stretch
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Yeah
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Round, stretch
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That's a good
girl Lucy
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Get your legs up
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Stretch right up like you're stretching
for sweets on the top shelf
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Come on, enjoy yourself
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Hands on your
hip like that
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Yeah that's it
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and the other one
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Now wave with
both hands
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Right
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That's it
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Very good, come on Laura
you can be leader now
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Right out here
stick to the edges that's right
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Let's have a bit of a
bum swing from you
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Above your heads
come on hands up
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Oh swing those bums
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That's it
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and you're doing that
cleaning your mums windows
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Alright
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and then you see
your best friend
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So your shouting out
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Hi it's me, I'm here
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Say hi
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Say it's me
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I'm here
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Give me a five pound note
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I want to go and
spend it on sweets
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I thought that would
get you smiling
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I thought you
would like that
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Come on who's going to
be the leader now then
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Right come
on then
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Time to
go home
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Not too much of a rush now
I don't want you tripping over
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Right get your coats and
shoes outside as usual
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Alright do you want to put
your little cardigan on Suzi?
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Eh put it on
'cause you might get a little chill
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You've got your
sleeves inside out
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Get your
coats now
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If you can't reach your
bags I'll get them down
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That's it put your cardy on
hope your headache's better soon
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Alright bye
darling bye
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My bags
next door
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Your bags next door?
Alright don't worry
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Who's is the
green coat?
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Come on
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Isn't it hot?
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Gorgeous
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Tell you what Andy, your lucky
I'm not in the hospital
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What?
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That door swung back an
nearly took me head off again
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It's the hinge
isn't it
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Yeah it's that
catch, it's gone
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I'll have a
look at it later
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It's lethal
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Oh I wish you would do
something with this porch
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I will do
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It's embarrasing
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Just got to get the rest
of the timber, that's all
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Oh And, you've been
saying that for two years
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Take these boards up to here
bang a bit of trellis on the outside
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Slap a coat of
white paint on it
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Get some nice creepers
growing up it'll look lovely
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I don't want trellis Andy,
it'll look like a Chinese restaurant
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It'll be nice
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Hello
Oh shut that door it's freezing
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Oh you finished
have you?
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Nah I'm still
in the bath
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Wouldn't
surprise me
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Made a mess
have you?
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No
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No
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Oh hello
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Alright
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Where you been?
Town
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Hello Nat
What you been doing?
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Shopping
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Want a little
sandwich Andy?
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Yeah what
you got?
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Cheese and toastie?
Yeah lovely
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Still got me glasses on,
thought I was going blind
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Here you are
Tadaa chocolate!
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You're chocoholic
you are
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You are, I could give it
up tomorrow no trouble
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Do you want coffee?
No thanks
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Please
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Do you want a little sandwich Nat?
Yeah
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Do you want pickle?
Course I want pickle
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Gonna get out there this afternoon
finish off that patio
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Oh don't give me heart
attack Andy please
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I will, make a start
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What did
you get Nat?
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A shirt
Is this it?
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Yeah
Can I have a look?
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If you
want to
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Oh it's nice
Yeah it's alright isn't it
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Why do you always
get a man's?
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'cause I
like them
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Suits me
thanks alot Nat
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Funny man
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It's not
for me?
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No it's
not for you
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Oh shame I thought
my luck had changed
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You should get a nice
blouse, short sleeves
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Show yourself
off a bit
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Shut up
Well
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Don't listen to her
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Nat -
What?
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Did you get
me those fags?
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No
Why not?
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I told you, if you want to smoke
you can get your own fags
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Well could you lend
me some money?
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How much?
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A tenner
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What's it for?
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Alright, a fiver
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Well what do
you want it for?
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Mind your
own business
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Suit yourself
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You'll be charging
interest next
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Yeah it's a
good idea
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Capitalist
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When did you
get that?
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This morning
it's alright isn't it?
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Nah, it looks like
a tea towel
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Yeah I was quite
pleased with it myself
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Hey Andy guess what
What?
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I woke up this morning, I felt a little bit
what's it y'know and I thought to myself
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Oh blimey don't tell me
I'm in the family way
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Oh Jesus Christ
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What's the family way
supposed to mean?
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You know
what it means
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No, I know what
pregnant means
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You don't half
talk some rubbish
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Well, silly
little sayings
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Oh shut up
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You shut up
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I was lying there Andy
I thought to myself
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Aw I would love
another little baby
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You're too old to have
a baby ain't you?
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Course not
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You may not be
I am
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You wouldn't see me
for dust, I tell you
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Oh don't Andy
don't be rotten
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Typical, typical man
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Oh shut up, what do
you know about men?
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Enough
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Anyway I thought
to myself ah nevermind
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I'll just have to wait
till I'm a Grandma
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You're going to have a long wait
Yeah
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Eh?
Who would want them?
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Oh that's nice
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Stick a couple of brown paper
bags over their heads
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Might be able to flog them
off cheap, sight unseen
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Anyway I'm not
going to waste my life
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No? What're you
doing now then?
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Contributing a great deal aren't you
sitting around on your arse all day
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Yeah well I'm
thinking about it
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Oh yeah thinking about it that's the easy bit isn't it
anyone can do that it's doing it that's difficult
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Bollocks
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Nicola
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Shame though isn't it
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They were such lovely
little dolly what's it's
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Sitting there in their
matching little outfits
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My little Natalie and
my little Nicola
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and now look at them
Oh get a sick bucket
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and when you have a bath Nicola, don't leave
the towels on the bathroom floor stinking wet
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Here we go
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Well how many times
have I got to tell you?
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It's just two simple
little movements
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Down and up and pop
it on the towel rail
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Don't be patronising
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and I won't tell you again about
using my cotton wool balls
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Oh don't be
so selfish
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What do you want two baths
a day for anyway?
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What, are you
taking their side now?
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I'm not taking anyone's side
I'm just asking you a simple question
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Yeah well don't
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Here you are And
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Oh cheers
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Here you are Nat
Ta
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Don't light that cigarette
Nicola, we're eating
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Don't eat
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It's lunch time, that's what
you do at lunchtime eat
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What's lunchtime anyway?
It's only a convention
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Nicola if you want to smoke while
we're eating go up to your room alright
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Anyway if you smoked less and you ate more
you wouldn't be sitting there looking like a skeleton
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It's better than looking
like a beached whale
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Oh thank you
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Anyway your Dad likes something
to grab hold of of the night
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What blubber?
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No
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Me little
love handles
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We got a set each
ain't we Andy
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Oh you're disgusting
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Oh shut up
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Those sandwiches stink
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Listen Nicola I told you if you don't
like it you know what you can do
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Yeah well I'm going -
Good
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Well go
on then
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In a minute
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You can't
go can you?
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What's keeping
you Nicola? eh?
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She's bored
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See you want to be with us
so why don't you just act normal
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Andy
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What?
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How about having a little go
at the patio today? Please
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Not today Wen
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Why not?
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It's gonna
rain ain't it
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It don't look
like rain to me
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I don't want to get all me sand and cement
out and have it piss down on me, do I?
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Well have a go at the bathroom then
finish off me tiling
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Yeah could do -
Really?
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Hang on hang on -
What?
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Ain't got
no grout
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Oh typical
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Well I can
get you grout
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Eh? -
From work
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Today?
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Well no not today
it's Sunday, tomorrow
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Water-proof grout?
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00:10:00,239 --> 00:10:03,334
Of course it's gonna be water-proof
grout, it's for a bathroom
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00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:05,305
Yeah there's grout and there's
water-proof grout isn't there
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00:10:05,306 --> 00:10:06,663
Allow me to know
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00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:08,736
Just make sure what you
get is water-proof grout
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00:10:08,737 --> 00:10:11,080
Don't panic, I'll get
you water-proof grout
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00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:13,327
Great, I'll do it
next weekend
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00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:15,610
Can I have that
in writing please
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00:10:15,611 --> 00:10:19,399
I have to say Wend
this lamb is delicious
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Oh is it? good
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and the tiles are in the cupboard
under the stairs right
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Nice and pink, beautiful isn't it -
Yeah it's nice
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Are you eating
yours missus
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00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:31,901
What's it
to you?
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00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:34,269
She cooked it
that's what it is to her
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00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:36,646
Oh shut up
goodie two shoes
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What's it like in the first class
dining compartment then?
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Listen if I choose to eat in my own
space that's my perogative, right
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00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:46,173
Hey do you want a
glass of low calorie H20?
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00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:47,530
Just leave
her alone
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00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:50,364
Oh there
she goes
249
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,748
It's the year
of the horse
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Eh?
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00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:57,044
Chinese
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00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,666
Oh yeah, do you
want some more?
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00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,710
Yeah
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00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:01,858
Do you want some?
255
00:11:02,276 --> 00:11:03,214
Yeah go
on then
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00:11:03,215 --> 00:11:06,245
Cut me a nice big juicy slice
you know that I like mine nice and juicy
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00:11:07,789 --> 00:11:08,759
Mother
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00:11:46,254 --> 00:11:48,155
No you can't
rush him
259
00:11:48,156 --> 00:11:50,755
Yeah he's happy going
at that speed isn't he
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00:11:50,756 --> 00:11:52,999
Yeah, dead slow
and stop
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It's the door
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00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:19,282
Well answer it
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00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:20,639
It's that
Patsy bloke
264
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,891
Open the
door Nicola
265
00:12:22,101 --> 00:12:23,144
No I don't
know him
266
00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:24,501
Course you
know him
267
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,999
Go on I've got wet hands -
So
268
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,233
Tell you what Nicola
you're an awkward cow
269
00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,486
Oh don't
be sexist
270
00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:35,810
Oh hello Patsy -
Hello Wendy
271
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:36,854
Alright
272
00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:40,514
Sorry to bother you on
a Sunday like but eh...
273
00:12:40,516 --> 00:12:42,467
I was wondering if Andy was in -
Yeah
274
00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:48,504
Only I was hoping to catch him down
in the boozer like but I got a bit held up
275
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:49,548
Oh yeah
276
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,896
Had to go down
and see me old Mum
277
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,941
Oh did you
278
00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,349
Yeah he's down the
bottom of the garden
279
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,901
Oh -
Do you want to see him?
280
00:12:59,736 --> 00:13:00,989
Yeah alright
281
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,658
Here come
in then
282
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,999
Thanks very
much, terrific
283
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,338
Hello girls
284
00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:10,799
Hello boys
285
00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:16,590
Hang on
a minute
286
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:24,757
Patsy's here -
What
287
00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:26,218
Patsy
288
00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:29,159
Ah there he is, I'll just slip out
and see him if that's alright
289
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,203
Yeah that's alright
Patsy go on
290
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,008
Just watch yourself on that little step -
What?
291
00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:35,052
That's the
one yeah
292
00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:42,283
Andrew -
Hello Patsy how are you?
293
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:43,640
He must be in
a right state
294
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,217
He's had about
ten pints
295
00:13:46,739 --> 00:13:48,881
Good job he's been
banned from driving
296
00:13:50,222 --> 00:13:51,541
Nice hairstyle
297
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:54,045
Aw I bet his Wife did
those little streaks
298
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:57,932
She must of got one of them what's it's
one of them �3.99 kits from the chemists
299
00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,392
What you let
him in for eh?
300
00:13:59,393 --> 00:14:00,645
What was I
supposed to do?
301
00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:02,107
Fascist
302
00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:06,100
I tell you what though
I wouldn't trust him
303
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:08,400
I wouldn't trust anyone
wearing a suit like that
304
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:11,449
They cost about 300 quid
them suits y'know
305
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,203
What does he
do anyway?
306
00:14:13,204 --> 00:14:15,299
He doesn't do
anything he's unemployed
307
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,519
Can have me hands on
anything in here, you name it
308
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,107
Bit of old rope
Christmas tree, guitar
309
00:14:24,108 --> 00:14:26,457
Ah the old one armed
guitar player eh
310
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:30,002
Yeah I was gonna fix it up
put a new neck on it, new set of strings
311
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,359
Basically it's
a good box
312
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:37,039
Mothers don't let your children
grow up to be cowboys
313
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:44,321
Listen Andy eh do you want to
get yourself out the house for a while?
314
00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:45,469
Hello my friend
315
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,513
I love them
316
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:49,356
She can't stand them
won't let them through the door
317
00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:50,609
We got
two of them
318
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:51,966
Car boot sale
319
00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,016
Twins
320
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,657
Here have you got
twenty minutes have you?
321
00:14:57,658 --> 00:14:58,805
What for?
322
00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:00,691
I've got
something for you
323
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,444
Listen Patsy whatever it is
I swear to God I can't afford it, I'm broke
324
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:11,716
Andrew I am advising you to
accompany me to a certain place
325
00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:13,863
Where I'm going to
show you something
326
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,571
Where?
What is it?
327
00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:19,131
I am not prepared to
reveal that at this stage
328
00:15:19,132 --> 00:15:20,175
Why not?
329
00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:21,532
It's a surprise
330
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,898
What is this?
331
00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:28,170
Come on
do us a favour
332
00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:28,798
Give us
a clue
333
00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:32,876
No, shtoom is the word
if you don't go you'll never know
334
00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:35,406
Be there or
be square
335
00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:39,713
Nah
336
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:41,676
Alright, suit yourself
337
00:15:45,014 --> 00:15:46,196
I'll see you
in a minute
338
00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:47,240
How long are
you going to be
339
00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:48,607
We'll be right back -
Where you going?
340
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:49,651
I don't know
341
00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:51,008
Where're you
taking him Patsy?
342
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:53,531
Don't worry Wendy
a little magical mystery tour
343
00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:55,035
Eh Andy you've still
got your hat on
344
00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,079
Blimey, catch
345
00:15:57,659 --> 00:15:59,099
Sure you two
haven't got a woman
346
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,143
What with
my luck?
347
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:02,239
What with a
beautiful girl like you?
348
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,519
Heard it
all before
349
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,563
See ya later
350
00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:12,837
Dad, get us
twenty silk cut
351
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,094
Get your own -
Selfish pig
352
00:16:20,969 --> 00:16:22,380
Oh it's
nice and hot
353
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,029
It's a bit
bright isn't it
354
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,251
That's it
355
00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,640
That's right
356
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:37,990
Come on
get in
357
00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:41,131
What can't get it in the hole?
hahaha shut up
358
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:11,313
Relax Andy relax
359
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,741
Oh hi Natalie
360
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:53,785
It's Nicola
361
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,142
Oh yeah sorry
362
00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:56,812
I brought
a pineapple
363
00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:57,856
What for?
364
00:17:57,857 --> 00:17:59,526
For your Mum, y'know
365
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:00,883
Ah
366
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,263
Do you want
to come in?
367
00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:09,062
Yeah thanks
very much
368
00:18:12,912 --> 00:18:14,264
Shut the door
369
00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:15,309
Oh yeah
370
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:18,981
There you go
371
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,910
Nobody in?
372
00:18:24,911 --> 00:18:25,954
Nah
373
00:18:26,581 --> 00:18:27,624
Do you want
to sit down?
374
00:18:29,215 --> 00:18:31,181
Yeah yeah
thanks very much
375
00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:08,786
So Andrew
what do you think?
376
00:19:08,787 --> 00:19:11,553
I think it's a load of old crap
that's what I think
377
00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:14,323
What's the matter with it? -
Look at the state of it
378
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,043
Nah, coat of paint
379
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,572
You're looking at
the future mate
380
00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:22,694
This could be the catalyst
that sparks the revolution
381
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,164
This is what you've
always wanted
382
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,949
I want this like I want
a hole in the head
383
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,927
This is your chance to
break out of the rat race
384
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,766
We should
get a cat
385
00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:36,805
Eh?
386
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,567
Get another
cat like Tigger
387
00:19:39,843 --> 00:19:41,371
What a little kitten? -
Yeah
388
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,415
Nah
389
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:46,046
I don't want a moggy
scratching all me furniture
390
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,260
Why do you
want a cat?
391
00:19:49,261 --> 00:19:50,303
No
392
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,254
I don't know
why I said it really
393
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:59,127
We could get a big Rottweiller
then it might eat Nicola
394
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,591
That's a
good idea
395
00:20:03,009 --> 00:20:04,470
That's one way
of getting rid of her
396
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:08,702
We should
get a crocodile
397
00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:18,577
My hair's
falling out
398
00:20:18,892 --> 00:20:20,873
Yeah well stop
pulling it then
399
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,146
It still
falls out
400
00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:23,593
It's really
nice hair
401
00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:24,908
Are you taking
the piss?
402
00:20:24,909 --> 00:20:28,969
No I mean it
I'm sincere
403
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:29,961
Bollocks
404
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,090
You're a really
attractive girl y'know
405
00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,358
No I'm not
406
00:20:34,678 --> 00:20:36,164
I'm too fat
407
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:39,098
Fat? What is fat?
408
00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:41,221
It's all in the mind
409
00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:47,299
Do you want
to put it down
410
00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:50,089
Yeah
411
00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:54,398
I think it's on the turn
but I didn't want to waste it
412
00:20:55,195 --> 00:20:58,407
I had a few ideas
but, y'know
413
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,749
Why didn't
you eat it?
414
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:02,679
Great knees
415
00:21:09,342 --> 00:21:11,615
Look at this
rust every where
416
00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:14,015
There you go
lightning striking a cup of tea
417
00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:16,220
It's falling apart the strong winds
the roof would come off
418
00:21:16,221 --> 00:21:17,827
Here you are
have a look inside
419
00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:20,964
I'm not going in there mate
I value my health to much
420
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,782
No no feel free
421
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,294
No way
422
00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:26,848
Ripe isn't it
423
00:21:26,849 --> 00:21:29,357
It's just a bit musty
needs a bit of air through it
424
00:21:29,358 --> 00:21:31,327
I bet there's
something died in here
425
00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:33,229
Are you sure this is
on the level Patsy?
426
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,084
Of course it is it
belongs to my brother
427
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:37,437
Look the
old griddle
428
00:21:37,438 --> 00:21:39,696
Ah there she
is, beautiful
429
00:21:40,219 --> 00:21:41,881
Haven't seen
those in a while
430
00:21:41,882 --> 00:21:43,135
Ah she's still in
good nick though
431
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,962
You must be joking
it's fucked isn't it
432
00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:46,592
It's got everything
you need in here
433
00:21:50,668 --> 00:21:52,775
I'm making a tea Nicola
do you want one?
434
00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:55,348
Oh hello Aubrey -
Hello Wendy
435
00:21:55,349 --> 00:21:56,793
What're you
doing here?
436
00:21:58,481 --> 00:21:59,995
I brought you
a pineapple
437
00:21:59,996 --> 00:22:02,555
Oh did you?
Oh isn't it a big one
438
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:06,370
Andy's not here
He's just popped out
439
00:22:06,371 --> 00:22:07,414
Yeah?
440
00:22:07,415 --> 00:22:08,458
How long have
you been here?
441
00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:10,023
Oh fifteen
twenty minutes
442
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,798
Oh you
haven't Aubrey
443
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:12,738
Straight up
444
00:22:12,739 --> 00:22:13,887
Nicola -
What?
445
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:16,533
Why didn't you tell me Aubrey was here
you knew I was sitting out the back
446
00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:17,577
No I never
447
00:22:17,578 --> 00:22:18,621
Yes you did
448
00:22:18,622 --> 00:22:19,665
Are you
calling me a liar?
449
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:20,918
Yes I am
calling you a liar
450
00:22:20,919 --> 00:22:22,274
I thought you had
gone for a walk
451
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:25,457
Don't be so stupid I've never
been for a walk in me life have I
452
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,732
Sorry about this Aubrey -
No sweat
453
00:22:28,733 --> 00:22:30,194
Come and have a little
seat in the garden
454
00:22:30,195 --> 00:22:31,907
Take your coat off
get the sun on yourself
455
00:22:31,909 --> 00:22:33,160
Well she's
a nice girl
456
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:35,280
Yeah nice with her
head in a bucket
457
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,917
Look at that
brilliant
458
00:22:43,918 --> 00:22:46,703
Tell you what mate I'll let you have
these comestibles for nothing
459
00:22:48,431 --> 00:22:50,209
I promise
you Andy
460
00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:53,575
You go down White Hart Lane
on a Saturday for the home games
461
00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:55,908
A man of your skills
a couple of hundred beef burgers
462
00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:57,254
You'll make a fortune
I'm telling you
463
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:58,297
Excuse me guvnor
464
00:22:58,298 --> 00:23:00,563
I'll have 4 hamburgers
3 egg burgers
465
00:23:00,565 --> 00:23:02,978
A sausage roll and onion
a bacon egg and cheese roll
466
00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:04,334
A tea, a bovril
and a large vodka
467
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,638
Sold to the man
with the beard
468
00:23:08,784 --> 00:23:11,437
I have to admit Patsy
I am tempted
469
00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:14,174
No
470
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,052
No regrets
471
00:23:16,888 --> 00:23:17,827
No
472
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:19,706
No regret rien
473
00:23:19,707 --> 00:23:21,313
Oh yeah that's what
I remember yeah
474
00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,773
She sang it
in French
475
00:23:22,774 --> 00:23:23,921
Yeah she was
from France
476
00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:24,965
She was thin
477
00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:26,011
She was thin
she was French
478
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,739
She dead though
ain't she
479
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,783
Yeah she was
a prostitute
480
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:29,827
So
481
00:23:29,828 --> 00:23:30,871
Shut up
482
00:23:30,872 --> 00:23:31,917
The sparrow
483
00:23:31,918 --> 00:23:33,938
Yeah the little sparrow
that's right yeah
484
00:23:33,939 --> 00:23:35,247
So are you all
set then Aubrey?
485
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,241
Got all your little menus
printed up and everything?
486
00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:38,285
Oh yeah -
Yeah good
487
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,312
No I haven't actually
488
00:23:40,313 --> 00:23:41,774
Oh blimey
when do you open?
489
00:23:41,775 --> 00:23:42,818
Tuesday
490
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:43,967
Well it only gives you
a couple of days
491
00:23:43,968 --> 00:23:46,851
How's everyone meant to know
what they want to eat
492
00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:48,498
They might not
want to eat
493
00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:49,543
Oh here
we go
494
00:23:49,545 --> 00:23:51,466
Don't be stupid
it's a restaurant
495
00:23:51,467 --> 00:23:51,987
So
496
00:23:51,988 --> 00:23:55,084
It's alright by me if they don't want to eat
they can bask in the atmosphere
497
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,610
Oh blimey you're not going to make
much profit that way Aubrey
498
00:23:57,611 --> 00:23:59,174
No manger-e
no sweat
499
00:23:59,175 --> 00:24:00,010
That's daft
500
00:24:00,011 --> 00:24:00,637
No it aint
501
00:24:00,638 --> 00:24:01,681
Parisien
502
00:24:01,682 --> 00:24:02,972
Why don't they
eat in Paris then?
503
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:04,745
Good one
504
00:24:05,957 --> 00:24:07,348
Seven
505
00:24:07,349 --> 00:24:08,392
Two-fifty
506
00:24:08,393 --> 00:24:09,749
I'll come
down to six
507
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,106
Right three hundred
508
00:24:11,523 --> 00:24:12,567
Five-fifty
509
00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:15,782
So I'll give you three hundred now
and fifty when I've checked out the gear
510
00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:16,825
Five hundred
511
00:24:16,826 --> 00:24:17,869
Four hundred
512
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:18,914
Four fifty
513
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:19,749
Four twenty five
514
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,524
Alright done - right-
it's a deal
515
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:22,881
Cheers
516
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:25,845
Hang on hang on
drop the wheel
517
00:24:25,846 --> 00:24:27,202
Drop the wheel
there you go
518
00:24:27,203 --> 00:24:28,453
and up
519
00:24:30,621 --> 00:24:33,409
Hey how about that
sweet as a nut
520
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:34,452
Genius
521
00:24:34,453 --> 00:24:36,185
Just get parked up
be right back
522
00:24:36,186 --> 00:24:37,438
Off you go
523
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,775
Oh Andy
524
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,251
What do
you think?
525
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,298
Oh Andy
you haven't
526
00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,343
She loves
it Patsy
527
00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:58,643
Look at it, mobile goldmine
I can feel it in me water
528
00:24:58,644 --> 00:25:00,210
Oh Andy you're
joking me?
529
00:25:00,211 --> 00:25:02,616
I'm not, I promise
God's truth, no word of a lie
530
00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:03,660
Have you
bought it?
531
00:25:03,661 --> 00:25:05,017
Yeah good
isn't it?
532
00:25:05,018 --> 00:25:06,061
No -
Great
533
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,105
What do
you reckon?
534
00:25:07,107 --> 00:25:08,150
Not much
535
00:25:08,151 --> 00:25:10,215
Andy it's a heap
of rubbish
536
00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:11,467
What do
you mean?
537
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,511
Well look at it
538
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,555
It's got
character isn't it
539
00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:15,836
I love it
540
00:25:15,837 --> 00:25:16,879
It's disgusting
541
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,923
Eh?
542
00:25:17,924 --> 00:25:19,384
It's ecologically
unsound
543
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:20,742
You're ecologically
unsound
544
00:25:20,743 --> 00:25:21,786
Bollocks
545
00:25:21,996 --> 00:25:23,038
What do you
reckon Nat?
546
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:24,291
It's embarrassing
547
00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:25,335
Eh?
548
00:25:25,336 --> 00:25:27,527
Nah, you and me
soon get it licked into shape
549
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:28,988
You must
be joking
550
00:25:29,998 --> 00:25:31,195
It's all rusty
551
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,856
No no Wendy
that is just superficial
552
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:34,901
Know what
I mean
553
00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:37,806
Bit of treatment, nice coat of paint
it'll come up lovely
554
00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:39,506
This is you
isn't it?
555
00:25:39,954 --> 00:25:40,383
Eh?
556
00:25:40,804 --> 00:25:42,201
Oh Patsy
557
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,677
Excuse me mate
if you don't mind
558
00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:46,721
What?
559
00:25:46,722 --> 00:25:48,468
Oh yeah
yeah cool
560
00:25:48,469 --> 00:25:49,513
Isn't it great Aub?
561
00:25:49,932 --> 00:25:51,849
Yeah yeah
yeah it's eh
562
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,834
The possibilities
are eh..y'know
563
00:25:54,835 --> 00:25:57,943
Yeah it's all there, the works
all you need
564
00:25:57,944 --> 00:26:00,837
Where're you going to keep it Andy?
'cause you're not keeping it here
565
00:26:00,838 --> 00:26:02,005
Get a lock-up
or something
566
00:26:02,006 --> 00:26:03,049
Andy
567
00:26:03,553 --> 00:26:06,285
I'll be right with you mate
just give me what's it's
568
00:26:06,286 --> 00:26:07,329
Andy
569
00:26:09,478 --> 00:26:10,630
What's going
on Patsy?
570
00:26:10,631 --> 00:26:11,673
Nothing
571
00:26:11,674 --> 00:26:13,574
Well how much is he
paying you for it then?
572
00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:16,804
Well that is not for
me to say Wendy
573
00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:21,428
You're behaving
like a big kid
574
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:22,473
Don't be cheeky
575
00:26:24,513 --> 00:26:25,463
Alright Patsy
576
00:26:25,966 --> 00:26:26,855
Andy where're
you going?
577
00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:27,657
Ten minutes Wend
578
00:26:27,658 --> 00:26:28,702
Where're you going
579
00:26:28,703 --> 00:26:29,745
I'll be right back -
Bye bye Wendy
580
00:26:29,746 --> 00:26:30,789
Andy
581
00:26:35,213 --> 00:26:36,045
What's he doing?
582
00:26:36,046 --> 00:26:37,403
Getting conned
583
00:26:37,404 --> 00:26:38,447
As usual
584
00:26:42,114 --> 00:26:44,315
Aubrey are
you alright?
585
00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:46,039
Oh blimey
586
00:26:47,492 --> 00:26:49,121
I thought you had
copped it then
587
00:26:49,122 --> 00:26:50,621
Yeah sorry it went
up on me there
588
00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:51,665
Yeah
589
00:26:52,772 --> 00:26:54,227
I wondered what
was happening and...
590
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:55,863
Have a
cup of tea
591
00:26:57,045 --> 00:26:57,900
Ah jackpot
592
00:26:57,901 --> 00:26:58,944
There you
go mate
593
00:26:58,945 --> 00:26:59,987
Thanks very
much Andy
594
00:27:00,514 --> 00:27:02,189
Alright mate I'll see
you through the week
595
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:03,281
Don't you
want a lift?
596
00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:05,102
Nah I've got to
go and see me old Mum
597
00:27:05,103 --> 00:27:06,473
Alright -
Y'know what I mean
598
00:27:06,474 --> 00:27:08,097
Alright cheers
all the best
599
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,008
To be honest
with you
600
00:27:13,009 --> 00:27:16,659
It's worth far more in scrap value alone
than what I paid for it
601
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,566
So what did you
pay for it then?
602
00:27:18,568 --> 00:27:19,611
What?
603
00:27:19,612 --> 00:27:23,322
Well..what I done I mean I haven't
actually.. it depends what you mean by
604
00:27:23,323 --> 00:27:24,636
See he's not
cracking on Aubrey
605
00:27:24,637 --> 00:27:26,266
No no no I know
what I'm doing
606
00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:27,474
Ha ha could
of fooled me
607
00:27:27,475 --> 00:27:30,428
Well I hope you didn't pay
more than ten quid for it
608
00:27:30,429 --> 00:27:33,072
Well I paid more than ten quid for it
yeah but look at it, it's an investment
609
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,463
Tory
610
00:27:34,464 --> 00:27:36,305
So what do you think
about it Aubrey?
611
00:27:36,306 --> 00:27:37,349
Yeah mate
612
00:27:38,731 --> 00:27:39,487
It's..
613
00:27:39,488 --> 00:27:40,137
Now be honest
614
00:27:41,108 --> 00:27:42,812
Yeah gilt edged
y'know
615
00:27:42,813 --> 00:27:44,268
See Aubrey
knows the game
616
00:27:44,269 --> 00:27:45,094
Can't go wrong
617
00:27:45,095 --> 00:27:47,004
Ronald McDonald had to
start somewhere didn't he
618
00:27:47,005 --> 00:27:49,445
Oh blimey it's old Big Mac
sitting here look
619
00:27:51,435 --> 00:27:53,009
So when are we going to
see your restaurant then Aub
620
00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:53,636
Yeah
621
00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:54,539
Whenever
you like
622
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,515
Have a
little nose
623
00:27:55,516 --> 00:27:57,988
Yeah before you open
if you want any advice
624
00:27:57,989 --> 00:27:59,976
He wants it to
be a success Dad
625
00:27:59,977 --> 00:28:01,098
Shut up -
Yeah
626
00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:02,944
I'd love you to
see my restaurant
627
00:28:03,486 --> 00:28:05,032
Don't get me wrong
I'm confident
628
00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:06,791
Infact I'm
mega confident
629
00:28:06,792 --> 00:28:07,444
Oh are you?
630
00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:09,297
I just haven't had any
outside input y'know
631
00:28:09,298 --> 00:28:10,015
Oh haven't you?
632
00:28:10,016 --> 00:28:11,237
We could go
now Wend
633
00:28:11,238 --> 00:28:12,123
Yeah alright
634
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,697
He might want
to stay here
635
00:28:13,698 --> 00:28:15,730
Well what does he
want to stay here for?
636
00:28:15,732 --> 00:28:16,588
'cause
637
00:28:16,589 --> 00:28:18,006
He can do
what he likes
638
00:28:18,008 --> 00:28:20,845
We can go now
yeah cool
639
00:28:20,846 --> 00:28:22,926
Well yeah yeah
yeah great
640
00:28:23,674 --> 00:28:25,606
Just give me us minute
to powder my nose then
641
00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:26,139
Hey
642
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:28,348
Andy have
you fell in?
643
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,365
What?
644
00:28:29,366 --> 00:28:31,120
We've seen it all
before y'know
645
00:28:31,121 --> 00:28:32,458
He fell in
the water
646
00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:34,481
Prat -
Boring git
647
00:28:34,482 --> 00:28:35,444
Shut up
648
00:28:35,946 --> 00:28:37,447
You're going to break a leg
one of these days Andy
649
00:28:37,747 --> 00:28:38,403
You alright Andy?
650
00:28:38,405 --> 00:28:39,930
Yeah mate just
mucking about
651
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:48,935
Aubrey
652
00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:51,244
Oh blimey
653
00:28:52,589 --> 00:28:54,414
I thought we were
going to take off then
654
00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:59,894
I've got no handles I can't get out -
Yeah I know that's why I'll have to come around
655
00:29:01,086 --> 00:29:03,048
Hey Andy I thought we
were going to fly then
656
00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,933
I can't get
it up ooh
657
00:29:06,934 --> 00:29:09,809
That's fantastic isn't look
look Wend tres exclusive
658
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,603
It's nice Andy -
Yeah great
659
00:29:12,604 --> 00:29:14,590
It's in good nick isn't it -
I like the lamps
660
00:29:14,591 --> 00:29:16,697
Oh that's where you're going
to keep your little menus is it in there?
661
00:29:16,698 --> 00:29:18,403
Yeah I can't find
the key though
662
00:29:18,404 --> 00:29:19,670
Well you need
a key Aub
663
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:22,827
What is it?
664
00:29:23,768 --> 00:29:26,393
Aw it's a little
pet cat look
665
00:29:26,510 --> 00:29:27,916
It's a little moggy
666
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:29,179
Aw bless him
667
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,959
Yeah it's
fantastic isn't it
668
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,456
I was going to
put this up here
669
00:29:32,457 --> 00:29:33,963
Oh you can't
670
00:29:33,964 --> 00:29:36,195
No not in a restaurant Aubrey
it'll put people off their food
671
00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:37,244
No it'll smell -
Yeah
672
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:39,471
See what I'm going
for here is eh..
673
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,023
The street
674
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:42,895
Eh the War -
Yeah
675
00:29:42,896 --> 00:29:45,756
and I've got these accordians
from a car boot sale
676
00:29:45,757 --> 00:29:47,873
and I'm going to stick
them up there and eh
677
00:29:47,874 --> 00:29:50,061
They are going to
represent the eh
678
00:29:50,062 --> 00:29:51,484
Music of Paris
679
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,087
Do they
work Aubrey?
680
00:29:53,088 --> 00:29:54,271
No they're
knackered
681
00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,754
I got the three of them
for �17.50 y'know
682
00:29:57,568 --> 00:29:58,879
They saw you
coming mate
683
00:30:03,784 --> 00:30:05,447
Yeah well
the birdcages
684
00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:07,015
I'm going to hang them
up all over the ceiling
685
00:30:07,016 --> 00:30:08,334
Yeah you've got a
load of them ain't you
686
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:10,618
They're going to eh
687
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,137
Symbolise
688
00:30:13,138 --> 00:30:14,441
The sparrow
689
00:30:14,442 --> 00:30:15,469
Oh I like
the bike
690
00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:18,177
Oh yeah ah
isn't it novel
691
00:30:18,178 --> 00:30:19,253
It's brilliant
isn't it
692
00:30:19,254 --> 00:30:20,357
The old onion seller
693
00:30:20,358 --> 00:30:21,642
That's in the
wrong place
694
00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:23,658
Oh blimey
695
00:30:24,217 --> 00:30:26,214
Is this the original
French article Aubrey?
696
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:27,215
Yeah yeah
697
00:30:29,581 --> 00:30:31,549
No it was my Dads actually
yeah it was in the shed
698
00:30:32,015 --> 00:30:33,508
Aww isn't that
nice Andy
699
00:30:33,509 --> 00:30:35,310
Aww he would of been
proud of you Aubrey
700
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,276
No I don't think he would
of cared less Wendy y'know
701
00:30:37,642 --> 00:30:39,818
He was a nasty
old bastard
702
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:44,643
Here look
at this
703
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,142
Oh you've got
a fish tank look
704
00:30:47,143 --> 00:30:48,300
That's good
isn't it
705
00:30:48,301 --> 00:30:49,625
Oh yeah
706
00:30:50,419 --> 00:30:51,795
I thought they
were real
707
00:30:52,196 --> 00:30:53,247
So did I
708
00:30:53,248 --> 00:30:55,078
Oh fish look a bit
unfit don't they
709
00:30:55,325 --> 00:30:56,487
The water's
murky isn't it
710
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,288
Yeah I'm going to put a
couple of lobsters in there
711
00:30:58,432 --> 00:31:01,185
So people can choose them and I'm
going to cook them in over a minute y'know
712
00:31:01,222 --> 00:31:01,870
Nice one
713
00:31:02,305 --> 00:31:04,571
Yeah so where are you
going to put your prawns then?
714
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:05,955
Prawn
715
00:31:06,472 --> 00:31:07,801
Is that all?
just one?
716
00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:08,712
King prawn
717
00:31:08,713 --> 00:31:09,904
Oh sorry
718
00:31:10,212 --> 00:31:11,901
Anyway you like
Wendy y'know
719
00:31:12,234 --> 00:31:14,456
It's all a matter of what
picture you want to paint
720
00:31:14,835 --> 00:31:16,456
You having all
black plates then?
721
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,055
Yeah, great canvas
722
00:31:18,056 --> 00:31:19,574
What sort of sauce are
you using there Aub?
723
00:31:19,996 --> 00:31:22,929
Basically jam blended
with orange juice
724
00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:23,575
Orange juice
725
00:31:23,576 --> 00:31:25,390
What's that white
stuff? cream?
726
00:31:25,391 --> 00:31:27,225
Nah it's fromage frais isn't it -
Yoghurt
727
00:31:27,227 --> 00:31:27,782
Is it?
728
00:31:27,783 --> 00:31:30,196
I think you'll find that fromage
frais will bubble on you And
729
00:31:30,286 --> 00:31:31,240
It needn't
730
00:31:31,648 --> 00:31:33,591
I acheived this
effect by eh
731
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:34,409
Gently
732
00:31:34,845 --> 00:31:35,909
Easing
733
00:31:36,383 --> 00:31:37,139
Teasing
734
00:31:37,442 --> 00:31:38,712
and squeezing
735
00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:40,054
Oh don't be
so dirty
736
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,290
Until you've got a
nice symmetrical circle
737
00:31:44,259 --> 00:31:45,270
and eh
738
00:31:45,602 --> 00:31:46,695
Then we eh
739
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,600
Chisel in the pattern with the end of
a knife and Bob's your Uncle it's ready to set
740
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:51,758
Aw it looks nice
though Andy
741
00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:53,335
Your grill's in a bit
of a state Aubrey
742
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:54,374
Is it?
743
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:57,199
Oh yeah the girl
can do all that
744
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,842
When they starting
then your girls?
745
00:31:58,843 --> 00:32:01,161
The dogsbody tommorow
then the waitress on Tuesday
746
00:32:01,162 --> 00:32:02,800
Oh right -
Great team
747
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,893
Ah I love your
little candles
748
00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:06,561
Bistro effect
isn't it
749
00:32:06,563 --> 00:32:08,268
Yeah they're great
ain't they
750
00:32:08,555 --> 00:32:10,812
I've been trying to get
them all the same length
751
00:32:11,212 --> 00:32:12,324
But eh
752
00:32:12,325 --> 00:32:15,678
I keep forgetting to blow them out
y'know and have to start all over again
753
00:32:15,988 --> 00:32:18,006
I've been through
12 boxes this week
754
00:32:18,923 --> 00:32:21,596
Ah that'll be your
first little booking
755
00:32:21,597 --> 00:32:22,984
Here we go
756
00:32:24,212 --> 00:32:26,142
Hello the
Regret Rien
757
00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:28,052
Oh hi Hilary
758
00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:33,025
How are you? are you in the
starting blocks raring to go? great
759
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,505
You what?
760
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,671
Hang on
a minute
761
00:32:43,372 --> 00:32:44,432
Say that again
762
00:32:48,741 --> 00:32:50,380
Look at the state
of this place
763
00:32:50,381 --> 00:32:51,839
Aww shame
isn't it
764
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,687
I don't think he'll
be ready y'know
765
00:32:53,689 --> 00:32:56,056
You want to see
the ladies toilet
766
00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:59,375
Still, all credit to him -
Aw bless him yeah
767
00:32:59,888 --> 00:33:01,939
Puts the old caravan
in perspective doesn't it
768
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:04,129
Aw Andy please
don't remind me
769
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,319
What do
you mean?
770
00:33:06,169 --> 00:33:09,247
Well I don't want it sitting there
do I for 2 years blocking my view
771
00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:10,999
Nah this has
inspired me
772
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,582
I want to get back
get down to work, get stuck in
773
00:33:14,628 --> 00:33:16,075
Pigs might fly
774
00:33:16,076 --> 00:33:17,274
Fuck you
775
00:33:21,731 --> 00:33:22,755
What's up mate?
776
00:33:22,844 --> 00:33:23,811
Nothing
777
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:27,983
Do you want
a cigar Andy?
778
00:33:28,494 --> 00:33:29,768
No thanks mate
I don't use them
779
00:33:29,971 --> 00:33:31,550
Wendy would
you like a liquor
780
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,158
No ta no
I'm fine
781
00:33:33,159 --> 00:33:34,242
Who's that then?
782
00:33:34,243 --> 00:33:35,582
My waitress
783
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,322
What the big girl? - yeah
The Aussie? - yeah
784
00:33:38,323 --> 00:33:39,762
No Kiwi
785
00:33:39,763 --> 00:33:41,625
Fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck
786
00:33:42,609 --> 00:33:43,744
Got to laugh
ain't you
787
00:33:43,745 --> 00:33:45,004
What's the
matter then?
788
00:33:45,005 --> 00:33:47,895
She's eh
let me down y'know
789
00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:49,512
How do
you mean?
790
00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:52,345
She's going away
with her boyfriend
791
00:33:52,346 --> 00:33:53,272
When?
792
00:33:53,273 --> 00:33:54,355
Today
793
00:33:54,356 --> 00:33:55,950
She was phoning
from Heathrow
794
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,493
Where's she going
795
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:58,982
Flipping Prague
796
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:01,342
Aww
797
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:02,957
Oh that's
not right
798
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,445
No that's not on mate -
No sorry
799
00:34:04,446 --> 00:34:05,824
It's great
isn't it
800
00:34:05,825 --> 00:34:09,090
You give someone a break
a chance to better themselves
801
00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,603
An opportunity to enter
into brave new venture
802
00:34:11,604 --> 00:34:12,720
and what do
they do?
803
00:34:12,721 --> 00:34:14,414
Piss off
to Poland
804
00:34:14,415 --> 00:34:16,553
Well that's typical Aussie
isn't it, travellers
805
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:17,598
Students
806
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,665
It's Czechoslovakia
isn't it, Prague?
807
00:34:20,287 --> 00:34:21,654
Yeah
is it?
808
00:34:21,655 --> 00:34:22,739
Yeah
809
00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:24,613
It's alright
I can cope
810
00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:26,908
I can do it on my own -
No you can't
811
00:34:26,909 --> 00:34:30,735
Yes I can I've come this far
so far solo I can go the whole hog
812
00:34:31,273 --> 00:34:34,077
I can wait on table
I can do that, I'm not proud
813
00:34:34,078 --> 00:34:36,137
I can eat in a
fucking kitchen
814
00:34:36,138 --> 00:34:38,666
Aubrey Aubrey
calm down calm down
815
00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:41,547
What you got to do
you got to get onto an agency
816
00:34:41,548 --> 00:34:44,600
Get a waitress over here to cover you
til you get yourself sorted out
817
00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:47,014
Yeah 'cause you need
that little support
818
00:34:47,015 --> 00:34:47,770
That's right
819
00:34:47,771 --> 00:34:49,231
It's alright Andy
820
00:34:49,705 --> 00:34:50,553
Wendy
821
00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:52,966
Everything's hunkydory
cool
822
00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:56,791
I'm in complete
control
823
00:34:57,514 --> 00:34:59,170
If ever I
see her again
824
00:34:59,656 --> 00:35:01,368
I'll stick a
knife in her guts
825
00:35:01,993 --> 00:35:04,510
I'll slice her
face off y'know
826
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:18,504
Whoah whoah
whoah whoah whoah
827
00:35:18,505 --> 00:35:20,734
Jesus Christ don't the
neighbours complain?
828
00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:22,208
My eardrums please -
oh dear
829
00:35:23,277 --> 00:35:25,840
Sorry sorry
I got over excited
830
00:35:26,433 --> 00:35:28,763
I am so grateful
thank you
831
00:35:28,764 --> 00:35:31,066
Really really from the deepest
part of my heart, thank you
832
00:35:31,067 --> 00:35:33,609
Aubrey shut up right -
No no I'm sincere
833
00:35:34,141 --> 00:35:35,426
Now listen
834
00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:38,519
You're in trouble, right? and I'm helping you
out 'cause that's what friends are for
835
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,676
That's right
isn't it Andy
836
00:35:39,677 --> 00:35:40,856
It's it's
it's amazing
837
00:35:40,857 --> 00:35:43,168
But you haven't even done
bar work Wend, let's be honest
838
00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:45,521
No but I'm confident
I can have a go
839
00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:47,527
Let's face it, have you
ever been a waitress?
840
00:35:47,529 --> 00:35:48,572
No -
No
841
00:35:48,573 --> 00:35:51,007
But I've been waiting on
you all these years haven't I so
842
00:35:52,092 --> 00:35:54,459
To be totally honest Andy I think
Wendy will be a natural y'know
843
00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:57,042
She's got such grace and charm -
Thank you Aubrey
844
00:35:57,043 --> 00:35:59,184
Excuse me are we
talking about the same girl?
845
00:35:59,419 --> 00:36:00,718
Don't be
rotten
846
00:36:00,996 --> 00:36:02,523
Eh listen, what
have I got to wear?
847
00:36:02,524 --> 00:36:03,923
Black
waitress uniform
848
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:06,173
What? little French
maids outfit?
849
00:36:08,154 --> 00:36:10,474
Eh Andy look
at his face
850
00:36:11,578 --> 00:36:14,071
No anything you
like Wendy y'know
851
00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,113
Comme ci comme ca
come casual
852
00:36:16,114 --> 00:36:18,348
What? skirt and blouse
type of thing yeah?
853
00:36:18,349 --> 00:36:19,128
Yeah great
854
00:36:19,129 --> 00:36:20,670
See if you've got
anything in pink Wend
855
00:36:20,671 --> 00:36:22,114
Oh shut up you
856
00:36:22,452 --> 00:36:24,470
Listen, aren't you
going to pay me?
857
00:36:24,471 --> 00:36:25,452
Oh yeah
858
00:36:25,453 --> 00:36:26,325
How much?
859
00:36:26,326 --> 00:36:27,574
�25 a week
860
00:36:27,575 --> 00:36:28,618
What?
861
00:36:29,618 --> 00:36:30,736
You're joking me
862
00:36:30,737 --> 00:36:31,847
Leave it out
863
00:36:32,437 --> 00:36:34,724
What time's that flight to Prague? -
Yeah we'll be on it
864
00:36:35,079 --> 00:36:36,118
No no no
865
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:37,545
No you don't
understand
866
00:36:37,547 --> 00:36:40,246
That's just a basic for the
paperwork, the tax-man y'know
867
00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:41,388
How do
you mean?
868
00:36:41,389 --> 00:36:43,772
Well you get to keep all your tips
that's 12 and a half percent
869
00:36:43,908 --> 00:36:46,094
and if you don't get at least a �100
a week I'll make up the difference
870
00:36:46,095 --> 00:36:46,934
Oh that's
not bad
871
00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:49,215
Oh that sounds alright yeah
that'll go towards the holiday
872
00:36:49,217 --> 00:36:51,115
I don't want to talk
about money anyway
873
00:36:51,116 --> 00:36:52,968
You can have what you like
�1000 a week y'know
874
00:36:52,969 --> 00:36:54,207
Yeah alright
you're on
875
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,382
Well y'know
what I mean
876
00:36:55,383 --> 00:36:56,868
Is this your passion
pit then Aub?
877
00:36:56,869 --> 00:36:59,234
Oh yeah this is where he
brings all the girls Andy
878
00:36:59,235 --> 00:37:00,912
This is the only room
I've had decorated
879
00:37:00,913 --> 00:37:04,173
Oh yeah it's nice though isn't it, this
is what I call a proper boys room y'know
880
00:37:04,174 --> 00:37:04,753
Yeah
881
00:37:04,754 --> 00:37:06,139
Great bed
882
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,520
Orthopedic
883
00:37:07,874 --> 00:37:09,138
�300
884
00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:10,322
How many
does it hold?
885
00:37:12,088 --> 00:37:13,201
Oh careful
886
00:37:13,517 --> 00:37:14,664
Oh dear me
887
00:37:15,346 --> 00:37:16,365
Aubrey
888
00:37:16,873 --> 00:37:17,782
You alright mate?
889
00:37:18,053 --> 00:37:19,419
What're you doing?
coming up for air?
890
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,662
Thought I'd
lost that
891
00:37:24,364 --> 00:37:26,199
What are you looking
for fivers down there?
892
00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:35,840
No all I'm
saying Andy
893
00:37:35,841 --> 00:37:38,062
Is I think you
made a big mistake
894
00:37:38,063 --> 00:37:38,810
That's all
895
00:37:38,811 --> 00:37:40,111
Little beauty
ain't she
896
00:37:40,705 --> 00:37:43,275
I mean if you got
yourself a bank loan
897
00:37:43,276 --> 00:37:45,327
and bought a really
decent van that's one thing
898
00:37:45,328 --> 00:37:48,146
But buying this I mean you're
throwing good money after bad
899
00:37:48,147 --> 00:37:49,308
Have we got
any bin bags?
900
00:37:49,983 --> 00:37:52,150
I mean look at
all this it's rubbish
901
00:37:52,766 --> 00:37:55,722
What do you think I want the
bin bags for? of course it's rubbish
902
00:37:55,723 --> 00:37:57,620
It's all rubbish
I know that
903
00:37:57,621 --> 00:38:00,776
That's why I want to get this lot
cleared out then I can see what I've got
904
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:04,111
Well I'm sorry Andy I can't
get any enthusiasm for it
905
00:38:04,112 --> 00:38:05,925
I know you can't
it's obvious
906
00:38:05,926 --> 00:38:08,332
To be honest with you I
would appreciate if you could
907
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:09,934
Could do with a bit
of moral support
908
00:38:09,935 --> 00:38:11,722
You'll have to get
a license y'know
909
00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:12,237
What?
910
00:38:12,238 --> 00:38:15,498
and I tell you what if you
park this on someone elses pitch
911
00:38:15,499 --> 00:38:17,079
You're going to get
yourself duffed over
912
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,333
I can look
after myself
913
00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:19,167
Oh can you?
914
00:38:19,168 --> 00:38:21,512
Have you ever seen those hot dog fellas
they're all like that
915
00:38:22,139 --> 00:38:23,741
Don't know what
you're talking about
916
00:38:24,547 --> 00:38:26,061
Lipstick's a
bit bright Nat
917
00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:27,863
Oh very amusing
918
00:38:28,121 --> 00:38:29,167
Where're you going?
919
00:38:29,168 --> 00:38:29,852
Drink
920
00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:30,902
Have one
for me
921
00:38:30,986 --> 00:38:32,021
Staying in?
922
00:38:32,228 --> 00:38:32,997
Yeah
923
00:38:32,998 --> 00:38:35,963
Yeah he's got to save up now
pay for this heap of what's it
924
00:38:35,964 --> 00:38:37,327
So long as
he's happy
925
00:38:37,328 --> 00:38:40,431
That's right Nat
thanks alot much appreciated
926
00:38:40,432 --> 00:38:41,339
That's alright
927
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,807
Going in
I'm freezing
928
00:38:43,468 --> 00:38:44,816
Tell you
what Andy
929
00:38:44,817 --> 00:38:47,943
Hope it don't rain tonight, you'll
need your snorkel in here in the morning
930
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,228
I think she likes it
don't you?
931
00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,093
Yeah she's
over the moon
932
00:38:53,094 --> 00:38:54,677
See ya -
See ya
933
00:38:57,617 --> 00:38:58,777
Have a
good time
934
00:39:19,127 --> 00:39:20,157
Have another shot then
935
00:39:36,324 --> 00:39:38,222
Oh very flash
936
00:39:40,889 --> 00:39:42,506
�200?
937
00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:44,726
Oh Andy
938
00:39:45,722 --> 00:39:47,709
Well you're not paying
him anymore alright?
939
00:39:48,108 --> 00:39:53,085
Look, do you want me to carry on doing my
brain in at that bloody place for the rest of my life?
940
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:54,965
No of course
I don't
941
00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:56,032
Right
942
00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:57,876
So I'll give it a go
at the weekends
943
00:39:57,877 --> 00:40:00,415
and if it works out
I'll jack in the day job
944
00:40:00,416 --> 00:40:04,761
Andy you can't jack in your day job before
you've got something definite to go to right?
945
00:40:05,344 --> 00:40:07,980
On a bank holiday
weekend I could make
946
00:40:08,651 --> 00:40:09,307
What?
947
00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:12,125
Two? two and a half
thousand quid
948
00:40:12,126 --> 00:40:13,524
Oh Andy
949
00:40:14,654 --> 00:40:16,840
You're just a
big softy you are
950
00:40:16,841 --> 00:40:20,830
Well who's to say, alright it's a risk
I admit that but it's a risk worth taking isn't it?
951
00:40:22,363 --> 00:40:26,083
I suppose if the worst comes to the worst
we could always go on our holidays in it
952
00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:28,816
That's right, reconvert it
to an ordinary caravan
953
00:40:30,358 --> 00:40:32,430
Stick a couple
of bunk beds in it
954
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,139
Have a little
bunk up
955
00:40:35,995 --> 00:40:37,398
Oh yes please
956
00:40:41,992 --> 00:40:43,510
Eh
957
00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:44,702
Eh how about
958
00:40:45,355 --> 00:40:46,257
How about
959
00:40:46,227 --> 00:40:49,258
Orthopedic
five hundred quid y'know
960
00:40:49,588 --> 00:40:51,706
Bouncing up and
down on his bed
961
00:40:51,707 --> 00:40:53,655
Orthopedic y'know
Orthopedic y'know
962
00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:59,523
Tell you, you want to watch out
for Aubrey in that kitchen
963
00:41:00,165 --> 00:41:02,355
He'll come up behind you
with a cucumber
964
00:41:03,249 --> 00:41:07,203
Listen I don't think it'll be a cucumber
he'll be coming up behind me with
965
00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:09,219
Well maybe you
fancy him I don't know
966
00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:11,773
Oh you're joking
I'm not that desperate
967
00:41:12,715 --> 00:41:13,782
Aw bless him
968
00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:16,289
I feel sorry
for him actually
969
00:41:16,827 --> 00:41:18,714
He's not a bad
bloke Aubrey
970
00:41:20,259 --> 00:41:21,277
What're you doing?
971
00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:21,831
What?
972
00:41:23,255 --> 00:41:24,737
I like it
do it again
973
00:41:24,738 --> 00:41:27,057
I'm not doing anything
I'm not
974
00:41:28,744 --> 00:41:29,781
Go on then
975
00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:34,072
Has Nicola come
to bed yet?
976
00:41:34,073 --> 00:41:35,220
Yeah I
think so
977
00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:39,818
Oh I tell you
what Andy
978
00:41:40,513 --> 00:41:42,611
She gets me in a
right state that girl
979
00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:47,595
I heard myself shouting at her
this morning and I thought this isn't me
980
00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:51,185
I don't recognise myself
y'know it's horrible
981
00:41:52,191 --> 00:41:54,033
Good job they're
not identical
982
00:41:54,034 --> 00:41:55,614
Oh blimey yeah
983
00:41:57,828 --> 00:41:59,293
Oh I used
to think
984
00:42:00,825 --> 00:42:03,613
It'll be so nice to go
to discos together and...
985
00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:06,860
Bring the
boyfriends home
986
00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:09,567
I won't let
you go
987
00:42:12,173 --> 00:42:13,607
Buttered muffins
988
00:42:14,318 --> 00:42:15,273
What??
989
00:45:04,806 --> 00:45:05,803
Alright my friend
990
00:45:09,969 --> 00:45:11,165
Don't run
991
00:45:18,434 --> 00:45:19,476
More colour
992
00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:22,453
Chop chop
993
00:45:27,023 --> 00:45:29,252
Are you happy in your work Chef? -
Over the moon mate
994
00:45:29,254 --> 00:45:32,003
Someone's got to do it
and at this stage it happens to be you
995
00:46:00,998 --> 00:46:02,689
and you've got
two little chunky legs
996
00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:04,929
and you're lovely
yeah
997
00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:06,293
and you're going to
grow up to be a boxer
998
00:46:06,294 --> 00:46:08,290
Be a big boxer
or a wrestler
999
00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:10,301
and I bet you're
just like your Dad eh?
1000
00:46:10,302 --> 00:46:12,083
Are you just
like your Daddy?
1001
00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:13,110
Do you have
anything in navy?
1002
00:46:13,779 --> 00:46:14,381
Navy? yeah
1003
00:46:14,382 --> 00:46:18,292
Oh listen take no notice of me, I get all
carried away y'know 'cause mine are grown up now
1004
00:46:18,293 --> 00:46:20,383
I don't want any pastels -
No that's right yeah
1005
00:46:20,385 --> 00:46:24,635
'cause you are going to a wedding
yeah a little bird told me yeah
1006
00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:26,646
So lets have a look
what we got
1007
00:46:26,647 --> 00:46:27,481
Now
1008
00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:29,874
There's that little
outfit that's French
1009
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:32,709
But that's a little bit girly isn't it -
He needs something sophisticated
1010
00:46:32,710 --> 00:46:35,518
More sophisticated yeah
'cause he's not a girly boy is he
1011
00:46:35,913 --> 00:46:36,753
Do you know
what I mean?
1012
00:46:36,754 --> 00:46:39,839
He's more a boys boy I mean
you couldn't mistake him for a girl could you?
1013
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,462
No he's a boy -
Yeah
1014
00:46:41,463 --> 00:46:43,176
What's his name? -
Nigel
1015
00:46:43,177 --> 00:46:44,349
Aw bless him
1016
00:46:44,350 --> 00:46:45,961
Little nidgy Nigel
1017
00:46:45,962 --> 00:46:47,769
Well lets see what we've
got for you then Nigel
1018
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:49,124
Lets have
a little look
1019
00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:50,607
That's a bit
baby baby
1020
00:46:50,939 --> 00:46:51,915
Oh a minute
1021
00:46:52,432 --> 00:46:53,649
That's nice
1022
00:46:53,650 --> 00:46:54,834
We sell
alot of them
1023
00:46:54,835 --> 00:46:56,024
Oh I don't think so
1024
00:46:56,025 --> 00:46:58,783
Oh it looks nice on it really
does a little sailors outfit
1025
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:29,941
How's that old
boyfriend then Nat?
1026
00:47:30,394 --> 00:47:32,646
What old boyfriends
that then Steve?
1027
00:47:33,082 --> 00:47:33,933
Oh come on
1028
00:47:34,462 --> 00:47:36,886
I'm single and
care free thanks
1029
00:47:37,409 --> 00:47:38,654
Yeah
1030
00:47:38,945 --> 00:47:40,203
I wish I was
1031
00:48:34,519 --> 00:48:36,098
You never said you
was coming today
1032
00:48:36,755 --> 00:48:37,644
I'm sorry
1033
00:48:38,026 --> 00:48:38,876
I'll go shall I?
1034
00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:39,630
No
1035
00:48:40,063 --> 00:48:41,277
What's all this?
1036
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:42,588
What does it
look like?
1037
00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:43,766
A fucking dump
1038
00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:45,808
Like the rest
of your house
1039
00:48:45,809 --> 00:48:47,243
Middle class wanker
1040
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:51,553
This your
old mans?
1041
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,211
Yeah
1042
00:48:52,524 --> 00:48:53,627
What? you going
on holiday?
1043
00:48:53,628 --> 00:48:55,876
Nah it's what he
wants to be buried in
1044
00:48:56,805 --> 00:48:58,002
Well come on
1045
00:49:03,292 --> 00:49:05,212
Oh that's alright I didn't
want a coffee anyway
1046
00:49:05,213 --> 00:49:06,537
Well it's a dump isn't it -
Yeah
1047
00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:09,080
What're you
waiting for?
1048
00:49:10,084 --> 00:49:11,028
Go on
1049
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,355
So what've
you been doing?
1050
00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:17,720
Working
1051
00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:18,628
Leave it out
1052
00:49:18,629 --> 00:49:19,607
I have
1053
00:49:20,251 --> 00:49:21,255
What sort
of work?
1054
00:49:21,256 --> 00:49:22,941
Writing -
Writing?
1055
00:49:22,942 --> 00:49:23,651
Yeah
1056
00:49:23,652 --> 00:49:24,728
Writing what?
1057
00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:25,824
A novel
1058
00:49:27,018 --> 00:49:28,092
What's so funny?
1059
00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:30,338
You writing a novel
what's it about?
1060
00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:33,239
Don't know
haven't started it yet
1061
00:49:33,690 --> 00:49:34,715
Am I in it?
1062
00:49:34,716 --> 00:49:35,761
No
1063
00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:38,087
Is it auto biographical? -
Course it is
1064
00:49:38,799 --> 00:49:39,852
What're
you doing?
1065
00:49:42,092 --> 00:49:43,050
Get off
1066
00:49:43,051 --> 00:49:44,094
No
1067
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,181
Hold on
a minute
1068
00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:20,705
Jesus no
1069
00:50:21,058 --> 00:50:21,906
What?
1070
00:50:21,907 --> 00:50:23,584
Not again it's boring
1071
00:50:23,794 --> 00:50:25,252
Well I'm not
doing it then
1072
00:50:25,253 --> 00:50:26,240
Well don't do it
1073
00:50:26,241 --> 00:50:27,622
Oh come on
1074
00:50:34,249 --> 00:50:35,463
Here you go
1075
00:50:36,288 --> 00:50:37,633
No thanks I've
just eaten
1076
00:50:37,634 --> 00:50:39,372
Haha wise guy
1077
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:43,934
Lie down then
1078
00:50:46,487 --> 00:50:47,649
You pervert
1079
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,384
Don't stop
1080
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:07,222
I've had enough
1081
00:51:07,223 --> 00:51:08,266
What?
1082
00:51:09,008 --> 00:51:10,509
I can't eat no more
I'm full up
1083
00:51:10,510 --> 00:51:11,995
It's not a joke
1084
00:51:13,393 --> 00:51:14,520
I'm going
to puke
1085
00:51:15,493 --> 00:51:16,582
Weak
1086
00:51:27,857 --> 00:51:29,331
Are you
going then?
1087
00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:30,951
No
1088
00:51:30,952 --> 00:51:32,166
Well you're
not staying
1089
00:51:32,753 --> 00:51:34,022
Thought I could get
in there with you
1090
00:51:34,023 --> 00:51:35,240
No you won't
1091
00:51:35,753 --> 00:51:37,090
What's a matter
with you?
1092
00:51:37,091 --> 00:51:37,946
Nothing
1093
00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:39,814
I don't agree
1094
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:42,422
EH?
1095
00:51:42,423 --> 00:51:45,134
Don't shout
you sexist pig
1096
00:51:45,943 --> 00:51:47,813
Why're you
shouting sexist?
1097
00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:49,997
'cause that's what men do -
You're full of shit
1098
00:51:54,017 --> 00:51:55,835
Why is it you never
want me to stay?
1099
00:52:12,236 --> 00:52:14,027
What's in this
machine Nicola?
1100
00:52:14,028 --> 00:52:15,248
My bedding
1101
00:52:15,249 --> 00:52:16,292
Not again
1102
00:52:16,892 --> 00:52:18,797
Why didn't you
peg my washing out?
1103
00:52:18,798 --> 00:52:20,021
I'll do it later
1104
00:52:20,022 --> 00:52:21,824
Blimey it could
of been dry by now
1105
00:52:23,235 --> 00:52:24,970
So what've you been
doing all morning?
1106
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,645
Sweet Fanny Adams as usual
1107
00:52:28,725 --> 00:52:29,731
Anybody ring?
1108
00:52:30,092 --> 00:52:30,941
Like who?
1109
00:52:31,579 --> 00:52:33,065
Like your Grandad
for instance
1110
00:52:33,611 --> 00:52:34,485
No
1111
00:52:34,486 --> 00:52:35,457
No
1112
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,638
Look at Andy
on his picture
1113
00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,124
I still reckon he looks
so Tommy Cooper
1114
00:52:44,278 --> 00:52:45,517
What did you have
for you're breakfast?
1115
00:52:45,518 --> 00:52:46,592
A big fry up
1116
00:52:46,593 --> 00:52:47,563
No really
1117
00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:48,766
Toast
1118
00:52:49,411 --> 00:52:50,681
I don't beleive
you Nicola
1119
00:52:51,127 --> 00:52:52,574
Can you lend us
a couple of quid?
1120
00:52:52,978 --> 00:52:53,897
What for?
1121
00:52:54,118 --> 00:52:55,189
A packet
of fags
1122
00:52:55,191 --> 00:52:56,234
No chance
1123
00:52:56,235 --> 00:52:57,278
Mean cow
1124
00:52:58,369 --> 00:53:01,165
If you're giving your stomach a rest
you might as well give your lungs a rest an all
1125
00:53:03,716 --> 00:53:05,197
So what have
you been up to?
1126
00:53:05,198 --> 00:53:06,328
Nothing
1127
00:53:07,288 --> 00:53:09,860
Look at the state of you
chalk white face
1128
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,821
Blimey you look
like a ghost
1129
00:53:12,553 --> 00:53:14,333
You'd frighten the
birds you would
1130
00:53:16,689 --> 00:53:18,705
No wonder you didn't
peg my washing out
1131
00:53:23,355 --> 00:53:24,790
Ooh nevermind eh
1132
00:53:45,693 --> 00:53:47,168
I was
like you
1133
00:53:47,990 --> 00:53:50,050
I started at the
bottom y'know
1134
00:53:51,347 --> 00:53:53,913
I was on the sick for six
weeks before I got a look in
1135
00:53:55,786 --> 00:53:57,460
It's all about keeping
your eyes peeled
1136
00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:01,291
These tongues are
a pain in the neck
1137
00:54:02,392 --> 00:54:03,823
Can't get into
the crevices
1138
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,575
Is it a pigs
tongue?
1139
00:54:07,590 --> 00:54:08,952
Lambs tongue
1140
00:54:09,584 --> 00:54:11,794
Couldn't get a pigs
tongue in your mouth
1141
00:54:11,795 --> 00:54:13,250
It would stick
in your throat
1142
00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:14,797
Would it?
1143
00:54:17,658 --> 00:54:19,486
You look quite
attractive in white
1144
00:54:20,627 --> 00:54:21,498
Suits you
1145
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,111
There's the skins
chuck them away
1146
00:54:41,179 --> 00:54:42,193
Good
1147
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:11,526
Hey
1148
00:55:12,251 --> 00:55:13,998
You got rythym
y'know
1149
00:55:14,691 --> 00:55:15,724
Here have
some more
1150
00:55:16,670 --> 00:55:18,234
You done really
well today
1151
00:55:19,134 --> 00:55:19,986
Have I?
1152
00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:21,030
Yeah
1153
00:55:21,225 --> 00:55:22,799
I'm really
pleased with you
1154
00:55:23,752 --> 00:55:26,445
You're quite a tasty
little worker y'know
1155
00:55:45,969 --> 00:55:46,801
That's nice
1156
00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,619
It's a bit old fashioned
looking isn't though that one
1157
00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:50,989
Black skirt, white blouse
it's traditional, I like it
1158
00:55:52,032 --> 00:55:56,181
Oh Andy my legs are like jelly sticks
I'm sorry I said I would do it now
1159
00:55:56,182 --> 00:55:57,400
Just go for it
1160
00:55:57,401 --> 00:55:58,689
You wore that for
Joans wedding didn't you
1161
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:00,296
Oh blimey yeah
1162
00:56:00,297 --> 00:56:01,490
Aw poor Joan
1163
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:02,630
Poor Donald
1164
00:56:02,870 --> 00:56:04,209
What about Tracy?
1165
00:56:05,109 --> 00:56:06,153
I like this
1166
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:08,350
Yeah now you're talking -
Yeah that's the one isn't it
1167
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:08,899
Yeah
1168
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:10,422
I preferred
the white
1169
00:56:10,423 --> 00:56:11,881
Oh blimey
1170
00:56:11,882 --> 00:56:13,563
I'm going
to be late
1171
00:56:14,449 --> 00:56:16,328
Oh eh Andy do
you remember this?
1172
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,710
You do us
any tea Wend?
1173
00:56:27,714 --> 00:56:29,919
Yeah there's a little
chicken casserole in the oven
1174
00:56:30,127 --> 00:56:30,945
That's nice
1175
00:56:34,331 --> 00:56:35,107
You hungry?
1176
00:56:35,108 --> 00:56:37,878
Here I went to this
old girls house today right
1177
00:56:38,201 --> 00:56:41,143
She had her dead
dog lying on the sofa
1178
00:56:41,144 --> 00:56:42,740
She never -
Eh?
1179
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:46,213
No, the skin
spread out like a rug
1180
00:56:46,214 --> 00:56:47,564
Oh charming -
Eww
1181
00:56:47,565 --> 00:56:51,228
She had arthritic hands
couldn't turn her tap on
1182
00:56:51,229 --> 00:56:52,470
Thought it was bust
1183
00:56:52,806 --> 00:56:56,661
I went straight to it gave it
a good twist and it was perfectly alright
1184
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:58,228
So what did
you do then?
1185
00:56:58,229 --> 00:57:01,402
Well I changed the washer
for her so she didn't look stupid
1186
00:57:01,403 --> 00:57:02,819
Oh that's
a good girl
1187
00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:03,901
Did you charge
her a call out?
1188
00:57:03,902 --> 00:57:06,435
Well I had to you
know what they're like
1189
00:57:06,436 --> 00:57:07,764
I didn't want to
1190
00:57:07,765 --> 00:57:08,770
Where's this then?
1191
00:57:08,771 --> 00:57:10,580
Off the A10
somewhere
1192
00:57:11,885 --> 00:57:15,594
She said she would give me some toffee
though she couldn't find her ration book
1193
00:57:15,595 --> 00:57:17,894
Did she?
Aww bless her
1194
00:57:17,895 --> 00:57:19,781
I don't suppose you know
what a ration book is do you?
1195
00:57:19,782 --> 00:57:20,783
Course I do
1196
00:57:20,784 --> 00:57:22,809
Learn allsorts in
your business don't you
1197
00:57:22,810 --> 00:57:24,821
and she kept
calling me a good lad
1198
00:57:24,822 --> 00:57:26,158
Oh she never?
1199
00:57:26,159 --> 00:57:26,888
Yeah
1200
00:57:26,889 --> 00:57:29,569
Well you should of said to her
listen I'm a Miss
1201
00:57:30,315 --> 00:57:31,822
Nah no point
1202
00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,382
More interesting
than my job
1203
00:57:33,824 --> 00:57:35,046
Same every day
1204
00:57:35,705 --> 00:57:37,918
We had a bloke slice the
end off his finger this morning
1205
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,187
What right off?
1206
00:57:39,188 --> 00:57:41,052
No there
was like a flap
1207
00:57:41,053 --> 00:57:42,581
No Andy don't
1208
00:57:42,582 --> 00:57:44,013
Christ -
There was alot of blood
1209
00:57:44,049 --> 00:57:45,804
No it was
his own fault
1210
00:57:46,032 --> 00:57:48,176
I've a very good accident
record as it happens
1211
00:57:48,177 --> 00:57:49,278
Yeah we know
1212
00:57:49,279 --> 00:57:53,943
No it's true, It's because I drum it into them
health and safety, health and safety
1213
00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:56,526
Still you're always going to get
someone showing off ain't you
1214
00:57:56,527 --> 00:57:57,290
Yeah
1215
00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:58,871
Oh blimey I haven't
done my nails
1216
00:57:58,872 --> 00:58:01,508
Come on lets leave her in peace
she's got to get ready for her big night
1217
00:58:01,974 --> 00:58:03,355
and shut
the door
1218
00:58:10,106 --> 00:58:11,658
Oh Wendy
1219
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:15,072
You look fantastic
do you know that Wendy?
1220
00:58:15,073 --> 00:58:17,917
Oh thanks only I didn't
want to let you down y'know
1221
00:58:17,918 --> 00:58:18,545
You haven't
1222
00:58:18,753 --> 00:58:20,744
I've had six different
blouses on tonight
1223
00:58:21,251 --> 00:58:23,187
No so as long
as you're happy y'know
1224
00:58:23,188 --> 00:58:25,487
You're superb
1225
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,760
Eh is that what
you're wearing?
1226
00:58:29,761 --> 00:58:33,182
?They lend you that for having soup?
That's what me Mum used to say
1227
00:58:46,091 --> 00:58:47,269
Are you
hungry?
1228
00:58:48,781 --> 00:58:51,091
I'll buy you some fish
and chips later y'know
1229
00:58:51,550 --> 00:58:52,511
Will you?
1230
00:58:55,378 --> 00:58:56,331
I might
1231
00:59:06,154 --> 00:59:07,875
See you've got tomato souffle -
Yeah
1232
00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:09,931
Kidney vol-au-vent -
Oh vol-au-vents yeah
1233
00:59:09,932 --> 00:59:11,999
We had them on me 21st
vol-au-vents they're nice
1234
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,395
This is the
whole kidney
1235
00:59:13,396 --> 00:59:16,038
King prawn in jam sauce -
Oh yeah just the one
1236
00:59:16,539 --> 00:59:19,303
Chilled brains, they speak for themselves -
Oh not brains
1237
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:22,407
Prune quiche, that's one
for our vegetarian friends
1238
00:59:22,408 --> 00:59:23,451
Right
1239
00:59:23,452 --> 00:59:25,813
Black pudding and camembert soup -
Oh no don't
1240
00:59:25,814 --> 00:59:29,429
Boiled bacon consomme -
Oh no consomme that's the same as soup isn't it?
1241
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:31,018
It's basically the bacon water -
Yeah
1242
00:59:31,019 --> 00:59:32,729
That's like what your Mum
gives you when you're ill?
1243
00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:36,057
and a saveloy on a bit of lychees -
Oh I got a little Chinesey one in there
1244
00:59:36,058 --> 00:59:37,874
That's all your hors-o'deurs
and that's your entrees
1245
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:40,385
Right so this is me main
course type of thing right
1246
00:59:40,386 --> 00:59:42,810
What's that one there
pork what? pork list?
1247
00:59:43,238 --> 00:59:44,476
Pork cyst
1248
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:46,007
Cyst?
1249
00:59:46,008 --> 00:59:46,692
Yeah
1250
00:59:46,693 --> 00:59:47,927
Oh you're
joking me?
1251
00:59:47,928 --> 00:59:48,988
No
1252
00:59:48,989 --> 00:59:50,761
No it's not
called cyst?
1253
00:59:51,619 --> 00:59:53,087
Aw me Dad had one of them -
Did he?
1254
00:59:53,088 --> 00:59:54,760
Yeah underneath
1255
00:59:55,571 --> 00:59:56,683
Hey cough
1256
00:59:57,479 --> 00:59:58,767
Aw bless him
1257
00:59:58,768 --> 00:59:59,454
What is it?
1258
00:59:59,455 --> 01:00:01,287
It's like a
dumpling y'know
1259
01:00:01,288 --> 01:00:02,354
Oh I couldn't
1260
01:00:03,957 --> 01:00:06,384
and then we have
duck in chocolate sauce
1261
01:00:06,385 --> 01:00:06,921
yeah
1262
01:00:07,013 --> 01:00:09,592
Tongues in a rhubarb bouillabaisse -
Oh no
1263
01:00:10,262 --> 01:00:11,460
Liver in lager
1264
01:00:11,670 --> 01:00:13,273
and clams
in ham
1265
01:00:13,274 --> 01:00:15,951
That's with a pan fried
coq au base sauce
1266
01:00:15,952 --> 01:00:16,575
Yeah
1267
01:00:16,576 --> 01:00:19,192
Or quails in a bit of
spinach with treacle
1268
01:00:19,193 --> 01:00:22,358
Or my piet de resistance
grilled trotters with eggs over easy
1269
01:00:22,359 --> 01:00:24,076
Oh right
what's over easy?
1270
01:00:24,077 --> 01:00:26,334
State side
sunny side up y'know
1271
01:00:26,335 --> 01:00:27,870
Oh yeah the
one I can turn
1272
01:00:28,477 --> 01:00:30,694
Oh blimey Aubrey I'll
never remember all this
1273
01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:31,749
You'll be fine
1274
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:33,532
Any problems
refer them to me
1275
01:00:33,533 --> 01:00:35,432
Yeah but you'll be in the
kitchen cooking won't you
1276
01:00:35,433 --> 01:00:37,847
Yeah I'll be in there, I'll be out here
I'll be everywhere
1277
01:00:37,848 --> 01:00:39,344
I'll be chef patron
y'know
1278
01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:42,065
Well you should of had your little
menus printed up like I told you, right?
1279
01:00:42,066 --> 01:00:43,500
Yeah yeah
no sweat
1280
01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:47,582
I want this restaurant to be built on a
one to one mouth to mouth reputation y'know
1281
01:00:49,686 --> 01:00:50,985
Would you like a
glass of wine Wendy?
1282
01:00:50,986 --> 01:00:53,165
Oh no thanks no me stomachs
all of a go with me nerves
1283
01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:54,784
Yeah go on in it
might sort you down
1284
01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:56,408
Oh go on then
just half a glass
1285
01:00:58,212 --> 01:01:01,112
Oh blimey I forgot I've got something for you -
Have you? oh great
1286
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,667
Alright?
1287
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,382
I want to
go for a fag
1288
01:01:09,334 --> 01:01:10,377
What?
1289
01:01:11,303 --> 01:01:12,444
Now?
1290
01:01:13,334 --> 01:01:14,474
We're busy
1291
01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:16,286
Are we?
1292
01:01:17,987 --> 01:01:21,474
Yeah go on then, be quick
just have half of one
1293
01:01:22,414 --> 01:01:24,709
With a bit of luck I'll
get me fortune told later
1294
01:01:25,539 --> 01:01:26,689
Feel free
1295
01:01:28,106 --> 01:01:29,732
Got a little
card for you
1296
01:01:29,733 --> 01:01:32,197
Oh thanks very much -
That's from me an Andy and the girls
1297
01:01:32,425 --> 01:01:33,970
Oh that's
fantastic
1298
01:01:33,971 --> 01:01:38,089
That's really brilliant, that's really marvellous
you're a really attractive woman, thanks very much
1299
01:01:38,758 --> 01:01:41,138
All the best
good luck
1300
01:01:41,836 --> 01:01:43,022
Thank you
1301
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,603
We are now officially open -
blimey sorry sorry
1302
01:02:07,183 --> 01:02:08,996
As far as
I'm concerned
1303
01:02:08,997 --> 01:02:12,128
Footbal died the day
Arsenal won the double
1304
01:02:12,129 --> 01:02:13,708
That's right yeah
1305
01:02:14,296 --> 01:02:16,747
What was they?
workhorses
1306
01:02:16,748 --> 01:02:17,972
Boring buggers
ain't they
1307
01:02:17,973 --> 01:02:20,456
Where as the Spurs double team
they was artists wasn't they
1308
01:02:20,457 --> 01:02:21,899
Yeah they
was artists
1309
01:02:23,318 --> 01:02:25,540
Twenty one quid a week
they got, can you imagine?
1310
01:02:26,483 --> 01:02:28,634
What do they
get today? millions
1311
01:02:28,635 --> 01:02:30,784
Then they've got the back handers
on top of that ain't they
1312
01:02:30,785 --> 01:02:33,565
Poncing round the penalty area
with their handbags
1313
01:02:33,566 --> 01:02:34,948
Yeah prima donnas
1314
01:02:35,536 --> 01:02:37,608
Oh he kicked me, ref
1315
01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:43,162
Brown
1316
01:02:43,163 --> 01:02:44,313
Baker
1317
01:02:44,637 --> 01:02:45,572
Henry
1318
01:02:45,573 --> 01:02:47,046
Blanchflower
1319
01:02:47,047 --> 01:02:48,090
Yeah Danny boy
1320
01:02:48,092 --> 01:02:48,673
Yeah
1321
01:02:49,435 --> 01:02:51,702
He was the architect of
the modern game y'know
1322
01:02:51,703 --> 01:02:52,780
That's right yeah
1323
01:02:53,327 --> 01:02:55,058
Norman, McKay
1324
01:02:55,059 --> 01:02:59,034
Jones, White, Smith
Alan Dyson
1325
01:02:59,035 --> 01:03:01,456
Yeah, come on
you Spurs
1326
01:03:01,457 --> 01:03:03,957
John White
what a player eh?
1327
01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:04,613
Yeah
1328
01:03:04,987 --> 01:03:07,841
I used to have a little
picture of him on my wall
1329
01:03:07,842 --> 01:03:10,426
Ringed in black -
Yeah tragic
1330
01:03:10,945 --> 01:03:12,434
What a way to go
1331
01:03:12,435 --> 01:03:13,789
Struck by lightning
1332
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,135
On a golf course
1333
01:03:15,136 --> 01:03:16,650
Yeah what a
waste eh?
1334
01:03:18,935 --> 01:03:20,309
Do you want another?
1335
01:03:21,108 --> 01:03:22,374
Yeah alright
1336
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,555
Want something
with it?
1337
01:03:25,042 --> 01:03:26,754
Yeah, rum and black
1338
01:03:26,859 --> 01:03:28,007
Large one?
1339
01:03:28,276 --> 01:03:29,442
Yeah alright -
Yeah
1340
01:03:36,151 --> 01:03:37,994
See the thing is
1341
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:41,300
Is that people don't like to
venture out too early do they?
1342
01:03:41,301 --> 01:03:42,987
No not on
a Tuesday no
1343
01:03:42,988 --> 01:03:44,750
No they like
to get home
1344
01:03:45,258 --> 01:03:46,357
Have a bath
1345
01:03:46,692 --> 01:03:47,885
Chill out
1346
01:03:47,886 --> 01:03:49,374
Have their tea
1347
01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:51,335
and then go
out to eat
1348
01:03:51,336 --> 01:03:53,708
Did you put an
advert in the paper?
1349
01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:55,274
Yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
1350
01:03:56,683 --> 01:03:58,439
No I didn't actually
1351
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:02,536
You should of had some little cards printed then
I could of given them out in the shop
1352
01:04:02,537 --> 01:04:04,808
Yeah I didn't want to attract
the wrong sort of people y'know
1353
01:04:05,329 --> 01:04:07,987
Oh charming oh
thanks very much Aubrey
1354
01:04:09,494 --> 01:04:11,574
Would you like another
glass of wine Wendy?
1355
01:04:12,017 --> 01:04:14,550
Oh yeah go on alright
I'll keep you company
1356
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,736
Great hands
1357
01:04:24,141 --> 01:04:26,415
Do you think you'll
ever have kids?
1358
01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:27,350
No
1359
01:04:27,351 --> 01:04:30,049
Well you're pretty sure
for one so young
1360
01:04:30,050 --> 01:04:33,696
What? and look like a tank
for nine months? give me a break
1361
01:04:33,697 --> 01:04:36,874
Is that all you're worried about?
what you'll look like?
1362
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:38,738
I'd make a
good Mother
1363
01:04:38,739 --> 01:04:39,949
Oh would you?
1364
01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:40,796
Yeah
1365
01:04:42,734 --> 01:04:44,763
Why? do you
want kids?
1366
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,036
Yeah
1367
01:04:46,037 --> 01:04:47,951
In the fullness
of time
1368
01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:48,821
Do you?
1369
01:04:48,823 --> 01:04:50,020
Course
1370
01:04:51,047 --> 01:04:53,163
You've got to have
a boy friend first
1371
01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:57,272
Yeah one does generally
need a bloke this is true
1372
01:04:57,273 --> 01:04:59,284
Well you're not doing
very well then are you?
1373
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,408
Well I haven't seen your men
exactly queuing up in droves
1374
01:05:03,796 --> 01:05:05,091
You don't know
1375
01:05:05,509 --> 01:05:09,661
What? they sneak around here in
the day time do they when no one's in?
1376
01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:12,942
Anyway you don't need
a bloke to have a kid
1377
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,647
Well I wouldn't fancy
bringing one up on me own
1378
01:05:15,849 --> 01:05:18,313
Well it's better to be on your
own than be with a bastard
1379
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:23,418
Well presumably you wouldn't choose a bastard
in the first place if you had any sense
1380
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,138
All men are
bastards
1381
01:05:25,139 --> 01:05:26,109
What?
1382
01:05:26,110 --> 01:05:27,955
They're all
potential rapists
1383
01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:29,651
That's a bit
sweeping
1384
01:05:29,652 --> 01:05:31,940
All men have got
the ability to rape
1385
01:05:31,941 --> 01:05:33,816
Well they don't
all do it do they?
1386
01:05:33,817 --> 01:05:36,126
If they've got the ability
they've got the desire
1387
01:05:36,127 --> 01:05:38,204
That's paranoid
rubbish
1388
01:05:38,205 --> 01:05:40,212
What do you know
about paranoia?
1389
01:05:40,213 --> 01:05:43,005
Well not half as much as you do
I'll give you that
1390
01:05:44,582 --> 01:05:46,624
You'll find out when
you get to America
1391
01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:49,018
I'm only going
on a holiday
1392
01:05:49,019 --> 01:05:49,822
So?
1393
01:05:49,823 --> 01:05:56,115
What? you think I'm going to get yanked off the
plane at J.F.K. airport and be raped and pillaged do you?
1394
01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:57,915
You've got to be
on your guard
1395
01:05:58,930 --> 01:06:01,024
Did you hear
what I just said?
1396
01:06:01,025 --> 01:06:01,814
What?
1397
01:06:01,815 --> 01:06:03,090
Yanked
1398
01:06:03,353 --> 01:06:04,434
Get it?
1399
01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:05,843
What?
1400
01:06:05,844 --> 01:06:06,896
Yanked
1401
01:06:06,897 --> 01:06:08,253
America
1402
01:06:09,921 --> 01:06:11,401
Racist
1403
01:06:27,362 --> 01:06:29,690
There's another
bloody couple coming
1404
01:06:31,236 --> 01:06:32,520
N..Yeahp
1405
01:06:32,977 --> 01:06:35,052
Yeah they're
coming this way
1406
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:37,579
Definetly
1407
01:06:38,267 --> 01:06:40,403
Do you want me
to tell Paula again?
1408
01:06:41,053 --> 01:06:43,499
Yeah
action stations
1409
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,579
No
1410
01:06:49,781 --> 01:06:51,154
Shit
1411
01:06:55,644 --> 01:06:57,041
Fucking yuppies
1412
01:07:16,835 --> 01:07:18,031
They went
straight past
1413
01:07:18,032 --> 01:07:19,176
Oh did they?
1414
01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,382
Oh perhaps they
weren't hungry
1415
01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:24,847
Where's Pauline?
1416
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,682
She's sitting on
your work surface
1417
01:07:27,683 --> 01:07:28,753
Is she?
1418
01:07:28,754 --> 01:07:30,333
Yeah she's picking
1419
01:07:32,471 --> 01:07:33,560
Right
1420
01:07:54,317 --> 01:07:56,143
Don't sit up
there Pauline
1421
01:07:56,876 --> 01:07:58,315
It's unhygenic
1422
01:07:59,828 --> 01:08:01,151
Cross infection
1423
01:08:03,815 --> 01:08:05,977
These stocks are
reducing nicely
1424
01:08:07,597 --> 01:08:10,723
Secret of a
great sauce
1425
01:08:10,724 --> 01:08:12,743
Is a well
reduced stock
1426
01:08:15,171 --> 01:08:16,930
No stock
no sauce
1427
01:08:18,487 --> 01:08:19,860
Keys to the door
1428
01:08:35,229 --> 01:08:37,145
You're working
with a genius
1429
01:08:38,304 --> 01:08:39,514
Do you
know that?
1430
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:43,791
I'm not just a
wanker y'know
1431
01:08:45,345 --> 01:08:47,866
I could teach
you things
1432
01:08:47,867 --> 01:08:49,562
You've never
even dreamed of
1433
01:08:52,373 --> 01:08:54,252
I'm a magician
1434
01:08:55,193 --> 01:08:56,541
I want a drink
1435
01:09:00,732 --> 01:09:03,657
Well there's plenty of orange
juice in there, help yourself
1436
01:09:05,028 --> 01:09:06,726
I want
some wine
1437
01:09:08,044 --> 01:09:10,351
I can't have
you getting drunk
1438
01:09:10,866 --> 01:09:13,466
Kitchen's a very
dangerous place
1439
01:09:13,467 --> 01:09:14,853
She's got wine
1440
01:09:21,591 --> 01:09:23,765
Me and Wendy
1441
01:09:23,766 --> 01:09:25,747
We go back
a long way
1442
01:09:25,748 --> 01:09:26,778
Y'know
1443
01:09:27,568 --> 01:09:29,214
I'm a friend
of the family
1444
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,787
Classic nose
1445
01:09:53,879 --> 01:09:54,972
Here you are
1446
01:10:13,442 --> 01:10:14,273
Here
1447
01:10:16,883 --> 01:10:18,370
What you
think of this?
1448
01:10:18,791 --> 01:10:20,303
What you
got there?
1449
01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:23,726
Lets have
a look
1450
01:10:28,168 --> 01:10:29,559
A pocket telly
1451
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,238
Yeah
1452
01:10:33,324 --> 01:10:34,761
Have a look?
1453
01:10:35,495 --> 01:10:36,806
Feel free
1454
01:10:42,296 --> 01:10:43,622
That's good
isn't it
1455
01:10:43,623 --> 01:10:44,928
Yeah neat
1456
01:10:45,348 --> 01:10:46,775
There we go
1457
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,093
Leave it out
1458
01:10:50,094 --> 01:10:51,583
You fool
1459
01:10:52,057 --> 01:10:53,807
Eh seen these?
Give us it, give us back
1460
01:10:56,783 --> 01:10:58,374
How much do you
want for that then?
1461
01:11:00,562 --> 01:11:01,992
I could
1462
01:11:01,993 --> 01:11:04,128
Let you have
it half price
1463
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:07,082
A hundred knicker
1464
01:11:08,242 --> 01:11:09,985
Yeah nice
isn't it
1465
01:11:10,731 --> 01:11:11,694
Yeah
1466
01:11:11,695 --> 01:11:14,279
Be tasty on the
salad wagon
1467
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:15,700
Wouldn't it?
1468
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:17,934
Nah
can't afford it
1469
01:11:19,838 --> 01:11:21,438
What about
that hundred?
1470
01:11:22,730 --> 01:11:23,859
What hundred?
1471
01:11:23,860 --> 01:11:25,733
That hundred you
never gave me
1472
01:11:26,229 --> 01:11:27,075
Y'know
1473
01:11:27,076 --> 01:11:30,632
If someone had turned up
with that twenty five years ago
1474
01:11:32,726 --> 01:11:34,574
Instead of a
bloody martian
1475
01:11:34,575 --> 01:11:36,395
You would have to
beleive them wouldn't you?
1476
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,352
Yeah yeah
1477
01:11:38,274 --> 01:11:39,721
So you don't
want it?
1478
01:11:39,722 --> 01:11:41,278
No Patsy I
don't want it
1479
01:11:42,527 --> 01:11:43,979
I don't want
anything
1480
01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:45,405
Mean bastard
1481
01:11:54,045 --> 01:11:56,243
Come on you
bastards
1482
01:11:56,244 --> 01:11:57,626
I'm open
1483
01:11:58,139 --> 01:12:02,633
I'm ready, I'm waiting for you
this is what you've all been waiting for
1484
01:12:02,634 --> 01:12:04,690
Come and
get it
1485
01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:07,887
Fish wifes
1486
01:12:07,888 --> 01:12:09,560
Footballers
1487
01:12:10,006 --> 01:12:12,408
You English
dickhead
1488
01:12:14,065 --> 01:12:17,637
You can stick to your fish and chips
go on, go and get cancer
1489
01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:19,817
Thousand pounds
1490
01:12:19,818 --> 01:12:21,825
Ten thousand pounds
1491
01:12:22,308 --> 01:12:23,931
Go on mate
cook him
1492
01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:27,174
You working
class morons
1493
01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:30,231
Go and eat your
own shit go on
1494
01:12:34,230 --> 01:12:35,745
That is enough
1495
01:12:35,746 --> 01:12:37,030
No more
1496
01:12:38,065 --> 01:12:39,004
Right?
1497
01:12:39,366 --> 01:12:41,325
'cause you're
being a naught boy
1498
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,253
Marry me Wendy
1499
01:12:44,254 --> 01:12:45,109
What?
1500
01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:46,536
I want to
marry you
1501
01:12:49,174 --> 01:12:50,481
Now stop it
1502
01:12:50,482 --> 01:12:52,493
Aubrey stop it
get off
1503
01:12:54,321 --> 01:12:55,589
I love you
1504
01:12:55,694 --> 01:12:56,475
Y'know
1505
01:12:57,096 --> 01:12:58,793
Now don't
be stupid, right?
1506
01:12:58,795 --> 01:13:01,176
I'm already married
I'm married to Andy
1507
01:13:01,832 --> 01:13:04,659
I love Andy
he's my best friend
1508
01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:07,840
Yeah well we're very fond
of you now you know that
1509
01:13:07,841 --> 01:13:10,967
I don't care, I don't care
if you're married to Andy
1510
01:13:10,968 --> 01:13:13,892
You can still marry me you
just don't have to tell him
1511
01:13:13,893 --> 01:13:15,952
Now stop it right
now sit down
1512
01:13:16,817 --> 01:13:17,779
Sit down
1513
01:13:21,327 --> 01:13:22,318
What're
you doing?
1514
01:13:23,289 --> 01:13:24,193
Get off me
1515
01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:26,000
Aubrey stop
it now
1516
01:13:27,254 --> 01:13:28,826
I want to fuck
you Wendy
1517
01:13:29,504 --> 01:13:31,113
Now stop talking
like that
1518
01:13:31,114 --> 01:13:34,018
Now just stop it right, because
Andy won't let me come here again
1519
01:13:34,019 --> 01:13:35,619
Do you hear me?
he won't
1520
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:38,487
I worship the
ground you walk on
1521
01:13:38,488 --> 01:13:40,932
Now look you're bending down
that means you're going to be sick
1522
01:13:41,787 --> 01:13:43,716
I kiss
your feet
1523
01:13:43,717 --> 01:13:47,825
Well there might be a little bit of doggy on me shoes
right, and you're not going to like that so get up
1524
01:13:47,826 --> 01:13:48,662
Nicola
1525
01:13:48,663 --> 01:13:49,536
What?
1526
01:13:49,537 --> 01:13:51,287
Oh Nicola
1527
01:13:52,310 --> 01:13:55,796
Nicola's not here right
she's at home saving the world
1528
01:13:56,617 --> 01:13:58,937
Now look you've got
vodka all down you're suit
1529
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:01,435
and that's your best suit
you've bought for tonight, right?
1530
01:14:02,467 --> 01:14:04,043
Sit down -
I don't want it
1531
01:14:04,045 --> 01:14:05,652
I don't want it -
What?
1532
01:14:05,653 --> 01:14:08,170
Sit down -
I want Andy to have this
1533
01:14:08,171 --> 01:14:09,567
Andy doesn't
want it
1534
01:14:09,568 --> 01:14:12,162
Yeah he's a poor man -
Andy's got a suit
1535
01:14:12,163 --> 01:14:16,144
No he can wear it in
the fucking stupid caravans
1536
01:14:16,145 --> 01:14:17,389
Now stop that
1537
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,366
Behave yourself
1538
01:14:20,675 --> 01:14:23,475
He can have the suit
'cause he's all scruffy
1539
01:14:23,476 --> 01:14:24,298
What're you doing?
1540
01:14:24,299 --> 01:14:27,066
I'm going to give him the suit -
Leave your trousers on Aubrey
1541
01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:28,832
Aubrey leave
your trousers on
1542
01:14:28,833 --> 01:14:31,071
Behave yourself and
leave your trousers on
1543
01:14:31,072 --> 01:14:32,535
I love him
and Nicky
1544
01:14:33,821 --> 01:14:34,859
I tell you what
1545
01:14:36,475 --> 01:14:37,749
What're you
doing now?
1546
01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:38,921
You're going
to fall
1547
01:14:38,922 --> 01:14:41,871
No I'm not drunk right
I'm not drunk
1548
01:14:43,518 --> 01:14:45,063
Aubrey stop it
1549
01:14:46,077 --> 01:14:48,879
Now behave yourself right
you're being silly
1550
01:14:49,981 --> 01:14:50,846
Aubrey
1551
01:14:53,105 --> 01:14:55,297
Aubrey will
you stop it
1552
01:14:55,663 --> 01:14:57,825
Now you're behaving
like an idiot listen to me
1553
01:14:59,422 --> 01:15:01,230
No you don't
do any more, no
1554
01:15:48,756 --> 01:15:50,047
Blimey
1555
01:15:51,369 --> 01:15:52,654
Shame though
isn't it
1556
01:15:54,329 --> 01:15:55,769
Come on Paula
we're going
1557
01:15:56,593 --> 01:15:57,880
Oh look
at me
1558
01:15:59,248 --> 01:16:01,229
Oh that's alright he'll
find them there in the morning
1559
01:16:02,607 --> 01:16:04,080
Oh what
a night
1560
01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:06,175
I tell you
what
1561
01:16:06,934 --> 01:16:08,103
Never again
1562
01:16:09,623 --> 01:16:11,051
What a mistake
1563
01:16:12,753 --> 01:16:15,919
It's alright he's only asleep
he's not dead
1564
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:17,834
There's no need to
be frightened
1565
01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:19,448
I'm not frightened
1566
01:16:19,893 --> 01:16:20,810
Eh?
1567
01:16:20,811 --> 01:16:22,888
Nothing to be
frightened of
1568
01:16:23,210 --> 01:16:23,871
Alright
1569
01:16:24,707 --> 01:16:26,040
Is this your little coat
1570
01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:28,089
and here's your bag
1571
01:16:29,006 --> 01:16:30,647
Now how're you
getting home?
1572
01:16:31,576 --> 01:16:32,421
Eh?
1573
01:16:33,254 --> 01:16:34,312
Bus
1574
01:16:34,313 --> 01:16:35,586
Right got
you're fare?
1575
01:16:35,587 --> 01:16:37,209
Where's your little
purse?in here?
1576
01:16:37,623 --> 01:16:38,702
Where's your
cigarettes?
1577
01:16:38,703 --> 01:16:39,796
In the pocket
1578
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,340
Right come
on then
1579
01:16:44,155 --> 01:16:45,348
What's a matter?
1580
01:16:47,503 --> 01:16:48,280
eh?
1581
01:16:49,395 --> 01:16:50,803
We're going
for chips
1582
01:16:50,804 --> 01:16:53,371
Who's going for chips? -
Me and Aubrey
1583
01:16:54,316 --> 01:16:56,727
Aubrey's in a coma
he doesn't want any chips
1584
01:16:56,728 --> 01:16:59,789
Well he'll be hungry
when he wakes up won't he
1585
01:16:59,790 --> 01:17:01,497
It stands to
reason
1586
01:17:02,552 --> 01:17:04,208
Alright I'll
buy you chips
1587
01:17:04,378 --> 01:17:06,126
I don't want
no chips
1588
01:17:06,344 --> 01:17:08,331
Alright well I
won't buy you chips
1589
01:17:09,151 --> 01:17:10,488
Come on Paula
1590
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,550
Look I tell you what
take your hat off
1591
01:17:12,551 --> 01:17:15,398
and put your coat on
we don't want to frighten people do we?
1592
01:17:22,667 --> 01:17:24,457
Oh Nicola
1593
01:17:29,275 --> 01:17:30,833
Oh blimey
hark at him
1594
01:17:32,564 --> 01:17:33,700
Look I tell
you what
1595
01:17:33,945 --> 01:17:35,871
I'll run you
to the bus-stop, ok?
1596
01:17:38,441 --> 01:17:39,544
Paula
1597
01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:42,560
Are you coming
with me?
1598
01:17:44,029 --> 01:17:45,456
Stopping here
1599
01:17:47,969 --> 01:17:49,800
You can't
stop here
1600
01:17:53,216 --> 01:17:54,894
Please Paula
1601
01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:58,726
Come on
1602
01:18:24,254 --> 01:18:25,856
Blinking heck
1603
01:18:50,677 --> 01:18:51,654
Andy
1604
01:18:52,781 --> 01:18:53,899
Andy
1605
01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:55,768
What?
1606
01:18:55,769 --> 01:18:58,489
Oh blimey
what're you doing?
1607
01:19:00,915 --> 01:19:02,025
Tidying up
1608
01:19:02,525 --> 01:19:04,345
You're not having
no lager
1609
01:19:04,346 --> 01:19:05,610
Get us a
lager Nat
1610
01:19:05,611 --> 01:19:06,730
You must be joking
1611
01:19:06,731 --> 01:19:10,460
You've had enough lager for tonight right
blooming lager lout, now get up the stairs
1612
01:19:10,461 --> 01:19:12,317
What're you doing? -
There's somebody at the door
1613
01:19:12,347 --> 01:19:14,856
There's nobody at the
door that's you
1614
01:19:14,857 --> 01:19:17,946
Listen you'll have Irene banging on the wall again -
What do you want? who is it
1615
01:19:18,269 --> 01:19:19,147
Where's the lager?
1616
01:19:19,148 --> 01:19:20,036
In the fridge
1617
01:19:20,266 --> 01:19:22,394
Get up the stairs -
Alright alright
1618
01:19:23,105 --> 01:19:24,349
Look at the
state of you
1619
01:19:24,573 --> 01:19:27,508
You've got your best trousers on
you've got your new shoes
1620
01:19:28,889 --> 01:19:30,329
Now what?
what're you doing?
1621
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:32,949
Can you shut the caravan door? -
I've shut the caravan door
1622
01:19:32,950 --> 01:19:35,330
Are you going to be sick?
Don't you be sick on me Andy
1623
01:19:35,332 --> 01:19:37,147
Nicola shut the
caravan door
1624
01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:37,783
No
1625
01:19:38,864 --> 01:19:40,679
Brown, Baker
Henry
1626
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,193
How did it
go tonight?
1627
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:44,133
Terrible if you must know
1628
01:19:44,135 --> 01:19:44,707
Why?
1629
01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:48,415
I'll tell you later, no Andy no
get in that toilet and do a wee
1630
01:19:49,824 --> 01:19:52,335
Blimey look
this is the seat
1631
01:19:52,336 --> 01:19:54,260
I don't want me carpet
all soaking wet
1632
01:19:54,261 --> 01:19:57,205
and close the door
you've got two daughters
1633
01:19:57,206 --> 01:19:58,536
What's a matter
with you?
1634
01:19:58,537 --> 01:20:01,046
That's what's a matter with me
I've got two daughters
1635
01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:02,897
Oh shut up -
What did I tell you
1636
01:20:02,898 --> 01:20:05,306
So come on then, what
happened at the restaurant?
1637
01:20:05,307 --> 01:20:06,839
How many tips did
you score?
1638
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,467
Nothing happened at the restaurant
right? and keep it out
1639
01:20:10,522 --> 01:20:13,584
I've had enough for one night
I'm up to here with the lot of you
1640
01:20:45,467 --> 01:20:47,926
No he could be dead this morning
y'know Andy I'm not kidding
1641
01:20:48,158 --> 01:20:50,649
All that broken glass
he might of severed an artery
1642
01:20:50,906 --> 01:20:52,728
Should of called the
police shouldn't I?
1643
01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,386
I feel like
Princess Margaret
1644
01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:57,494
I could of killed
you last night
1645
01:20:58,327 --> 01:21:01,708
I'll drop in on him on my way back
from work, tell him he was out of order
1646
01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:03,203
Will you?
Yeah
1647
01:21:03,205 --> 01:21:05,137
Suppose I've lost me
hundred quid now haven't I?
1648
01:21:05,593 --> 01:21:08,224
I'll get it off him, he's not
going to get away with that
1649
01:21:08,645 --> 01:21:10,381
Outrageous
behaviour
1650
01:21:10,382 --> 01:21:11,499
I got to
go Wend
1651
01:21:11,962 --> 01:21:13,417
See you
tonight
1652
01:21:13,827 --> 01:21:14,927
I'll be late
1653
01:21:15,223 --> 01:21:16,393
Where're you
going?
1654
01:21:17,283 --> 01:21:18,964
I'm meeting Patsy
for a drink
1655
01:21:19,385 --> 01:21:20,505
You're not?
1656
01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:22,095
Got you!
1657
01:21:23,601 --> 01:21:24,845
Get out
1658
01:22:05,198 --> 01:22:06,644
Come on
lets go up
1659
01:22:08,763 --> 01:22:09,705
No
1660
01:22:10,690 --> 01:22:11,412
What?
1661
01:22:12,441 --> 01:22:13,476
Not yet
1662
01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,579
I know you
want it
1663
01:22:16,161 --> 01:22:17,357
Do I?
Yeah
1664
01:22:17,729 --> 01:22:18,645
How do
you know?
1665
01:22:19,055 --> 01:22:20,112
Syncronicity
1666
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,610
Shut up
1667
01:22:27,838 --> 01:22:29,241
I don't
want it
1668
01:22:29,242 --> 01:22:30,377
What do
you mean?
1669
01:22:30,378 --> 01:22:31,829
I want
you
1670
01:22:32,242 --> 01:22:33,665
Sentimentalist
1671
01:22:34,008 --> 01:22:34,889
Nah nah nah
1672
01:22:34,890 --> 01:22:37,692
I come in we go straight
upstairs, we do it
1673
01:22:37,693 --> 01:22:41,667
Bingo you're a pain in the arse
I don't want that, I want to see you nice
1674
01:22:41,668 --> 01:22:44,381
Well what's nice? it's
only a boring cliche
1675
01:22:44,382 --> 01:22:47,487
No nice, nice show me a bit
of civility a bit of respect
1676
01:22:47,488 --> 01:22:48,980
You don't show
me no respect
1677
01:22:48,981 --> 01:22:51,455
I'm trying to respect you now, trying
to treat you like a real person
1678
01:22:51,456 --> 01:22:53,703
Instead of some
fucking shag bag
1679
01:22:55,427 --> 01:22:56,607
Come on
talk to me
1680
01:22:57,071 --> 01:22:58,069
What about?
1681
01:22:58,070 --> 01:22:59,498
Anything
1682
01:22:59,499 --> 01:23:02,394
Anything you think
anything you know
1683
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:04,440
What do you
care about?
1684
01:23:04,545 --> 01:23:05,125
Eh?
1685
01:23:05,163 --> 01:23:07,373
You got all these
fucking books upstairs
1686
01:23:07,374 --> 01:23:10,394
Women who love men too much
men who hate women, women who love
1687
01:23:10,395 --> 01:23:12,753
and women in love, womens ruin
female eunuch
1688
01:23:14,029 --> 01:23:15,922
Have you read
any of that crap?
1689
01:23:15,923 --> 01:23:17,101
What's it to you?
Have you?
1690
01:23:17,102 --> 01:23:17,844
Course
1691
01:23:17,845 --> 01:23:19,554
So what have you
learnt from it?
1692
01:23:22,338 --> 01:23:23,918
That I'm a
feminist
1693
01:23:24,712 --> 01:23:26,244
What's a
feminist?
1694
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:27,209
Oh come on
1695
01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:28,760
No no no what
does it mean?
1696
01:23:28,761 --> 01:23:30,132
Stop being
antagonistic
1697
01:23:30,133 --> 01:23:33,713
I'm not being antagonistic I'm trying
to have an intelligent conversation with you
1698
01:23:33,714 --> 01:23:35,076
Are you capable
of that?
1699
01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:35,828
Eh?
1700
01:23:41,534 --> 01:23:43,802
I don't think you are
are you?
1701
01:23:44,189 --> 01:23:45,218
Really
1702
01:23:46,323 --> 01:23:48,722
Bit vacant
aint you
1703
01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:50,995
Bit of an
air-head
1704
01:23:51,217 --> 01:23:52,818
Nothing
going on
1705
01:23:53,148 --> 01:23:54,452
Bit dumb
1706
01:23:54,791 --> 01:23:55,529
Bit dizzy
1707
01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:57,988
Dimbo bimbo
dumb blondster ain't you?
1708
01:23:58,071 --> 01:24:00,944
Eh hello anyone at
home hello hello
1709
01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:07,643
You're a
fake
1710
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:17,708
I am intelligent
1711
01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:24,813
Are you coming
upstairs?
1712
01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:28,554
No
1713
01:24:30,074 --> 01:24:31,821
Well piss
off then
1714
01:24:35,015 --> 01:24:35,974
Alright
1715
01:25:13,314 --> 01:25:15,896
Blimey days Nicola
look at the state of you
1716
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:21,069
You're sitting there like there's a grey cloud
over you it's like the sun's gone in
1717
01:25:22,648 --> 01:25:25,096
You've got no energy 'cause
you don't eat your dinners
1718
01:25:25,572 --> 01:25:27,167
and you've got
no joy in your soul
1719
01:25:27,197 --> 01:25:28,620
How do
you know?
1720
01:25:30,286 --> 01:25:33,622
I know because you've given up
'cause your not happy, that's how I know
1721
01:25:33,623 --> 01:25:35,097
I am
happy
1722
01:25:35,891 --> 01:25:37,845
You've lost
all your friends
1723
01:25:37,847 --> 01:25:39,793
I don't see them knocking
on the door anymore
1724
01:25:39,794 --> 01:25:43,361
I don't want friends
they dissapoint you
1725
01:25:43,362 --> 01:25:44,973
I mean you say you
want to change the world
1726
01:25:44,974 --> 01:25:47,623
You're supposed to be political but
I don't see you doing anything about it
1727
01:25:47,624 --> 01:25:49,358
I am political
1728
01:25:49,759 --> 01:25:50,820
and shut
the door
1729
01:25:55,955 --> 01:25:57,366
How are
you political?
1730
01:25:58,141 --> 01:26:00,530
I read the paper
I watch the news
1731
01:26:00,531 --> 01:26:02,307
I'm more political
than you
1732
01:26:02,308 --> 01:26:04,549
Oh blimey Nicola
We can all watch the telly
1733
01:26:04,551 --> 01:26:08,367
You should be out there helping the old aged
pensioners or going on marches or whatever
1734
01:26:08,368 --> 01:26:11,092
Marches are a waste
of time it's boring
1735
01:26:11,093 --> 01:26:14,562
If you put your money where your mouth
is you should be joining one of these socialist
1736
01:26:14,563 --> 01:26:16,098
what's it groups
1737
01:26:16,134 --> 01:26:18,723
Or the nuclear disarmament
whatever but you don't
1738
01:26:18,724 --> 01:26:22,658
All you do is sit here in this room staring
at the walls and tweeking and twitching
1739
01:26:22,659 --> 01:26:24,595
and you're
so perfect?
1740
01:26:26,269 --> 01:26:27,278
No
1741
01:26:27,279 --> 01:26:29,793
I'm not perfect but
I haven't given up
1742
01:26:29,795 --> 01:26:31,646
I'm still out
there fighting
1743
01:26:31,982 --> 01:26:33,133
and I tell you
what Nicola
1744
01:26:33,134 --> 01:26:36,503
Every time I look out that window and I
see that rusty old caravan sitting there
1745
01:26:36,504 --> 01:26:37,850
Do you know what
it says to me?
1746
01:26:38,575 --> 01:26:40,660
It says to me there's a man
who hasn't given up either
1747
01:26:40,661 --> 01:26:42,688
Who's still out there fighting
looking for his dream
1748
01:26:42,689 --> 01:26:45,380
Well it says to me there's
a man who's getting greedy
1749
01:26:45,679 --> 01:26:46,849
Greedy?
1750
01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:48,133
You're Dad?
1751
01:26:48,838 --> 01:26:51,362
He's the most unselfish
man I've ever met
1752
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,968
Do you know he's up at
six o'clock every morning
1753
01:26:53,969 --> 01:26:56,083
Slogging his guts out
in a job he hates
1754
01:26:56,084 --> 01:26:57,503
Which is more
than you do
1755
01:26:57,504 --> 01:27:00,387
and he still comes home at the
end of the week with sod all
1756
01:27:00,388 --> 01:27:02,619
I'm not prepared
to be exploited
1757
01:27:03,616 --> 01:27:04,920
Exploited?
1758
01:27:04,921 --> 01:27:07,473
You're not prepared
to work full stop
1759
01:27:07,474 --> 01:27:10,951
You've accepted Nat as a plumber
and you didn't like that at first
1760
01:27:10,952 --> 01:27:12,987
No I didn't
I didn't like it
1761
01:27:13,525 --> 01:27:16,693
But I can see now I was
wrong because she's happy
1762
01:27:16,694 --> 01:27:18,963
I don't know what
I want to do yet
1763
01:27:18,964 --> 01:27:20,021
Oh don't
you?
1764
01:27:20,679 --> 01:27:22,017
Well you had
your chance Nicola
1765
01:27:22,018 --> 01:27:25,125
When you were seventeen when you were
at the college doing your three A levels
1766
01:27:25,126 --> 01:27:27,512
You were going great and
then suddenly you stopped
1767
01:27:28,329 --> 01:27:31,734
You stopped eating, you stopped everything
you ended up eight weeks in the hospital
1768
01:27:31,735 --> 01:27:34,188
Well you put me there
I didn't want to go
1769
01:27:34,465 --> 01:27:37,052
Oh for Gods sake Nicola
you were at deaths door
1770
01:27:37,053 --> 01:27:39,002
You were trying to
control my life
1771
01:27:39,003 --> 01:27:41,191
You were dieing -
No I wasn't
1772
01:27:41,192 --> 01:27:42,108
Yes you were
1773
01:27:42,109 --> 01:27:43,694
I'd know if
I was dieing
1774
01:27:43,696 --> 01:27:46,599
Doctor Harris told us
you had two weeks to live
1775
01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:53,886
You didn't know
that did you?
1776
01:27:56,936 --> 01:27:59,748
Three of us coming home every
night crying our eyes out
1777
01:28:01,441 --> 01:28:02,494
You were lucky
1778
01:28:05,391 --> 01:28:07,279
Life's not
easy Nicola
1779
01:28:07,642 --> 01:28:09,189
I could of
given up right?
1780
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,809
Sixteen I was
doing me A levels
1781
01:28:11,810 --> 01:28:12,819
What A levels?
1782
01:28:13,134 --> 01:28:15,093
English and business studies
if you must know
1783
01:28:16,151 --> 01:28:17,862
Then I got pregnant
with twins
1784
01:28:17,863 --> 01:28:19,516
Well why didn't you
have an abortion?
1785
01:28:19,517 --> 01:28:21,430
Because I didn't
want one
1786
01:28:21,431 --> 01:28:24,634
Because I had two little lives
growing inside me
1787
01:28:25,115 --> 01:28:27,832
I don't beleive in it
that's the easy way out
1788
01:28:29,145 --> 01:28:31,474
You're Dad was only seventeen
he was at catering college
1789
01:28:31,475 --> 01:28:34,590
and he was working in hotels at night
trying to get a bit extra
1790
01:28:34,591 --> 01:28:37,915
We got a little flat together
begged and borrowed a couple of cots
1791
01:28:40,162 --> 01:28:42,928
and when the two of you were
born we were thrilled to bits
1792
01:28:42,929 --> 01:28:45,205
Because we had two
lovely little babies
1793
01:28:45,606 --> 01:28:47,600
We came through
laughing
1794
01:28:47,601 --> 01:28:50,874
Well don't blame me
I didn't ask to be born
1795
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:52,852
I'm not blaming
you Nicola
1796
01:28:53,233 --> 01:28:56,399
I just want you to be happy
that's all, and you're not
1797
01:28:57,823 --> 01:28:59,680
I wouldn't care what
blooming job you did
1798
01:28:59,681 --> 01:29:02,340
I wouldn't care how scruffy you
looked as long as you were happy
1799
01:29:02,341 --> 01:29:04,814
But you're not
something inside you has died
1800
01:29:05,129 --> 01:29:06,444
You've given up
1801
01:29:08,830 --> 01:29:11,607
and if one day I could just
walk throught that door
1802
01:29:11,608 --> 01:29:13,784
and you could look at me
and you could say look Mum
1803
01:29:13,838 --> 01:29:17,321
Help me please I don't know what
I'm doing I don't know where I'm going
1804
01:29:18,295 --> 01:29:21,932
Then I'd say great because now
we can be honest with each another
1805
01:29:21,933 --> 01:29:23,557
Now we can
start talking
1806
01:29:23,847 --> 01:29:25,942
But I'm not
in a mess
1807
01:29:26,687 --> 01:29:27,901
Aren't you?
1808
01:29:28,608 --> 01:29:31,801
You're giving me a problem
when I haven't got one
1809
01:29:31,802 --> 01:29:33,393
Why Nicola
1810
01:29:39,339 --> 01:29:41,300
If you hate
me so much
1811
01:29:41,302 --> 01:29:43,358
Why don't you
throw me out?
1812
01:29:44,423 --> 01:29:46,737
We don't
hate you
1813
01:29:46,738 --> 01:29:48,387
We love
you, right?
1814
01:29:48,388 --> 01:29:50,005
You stupid girl
1815
01:30:30,402 --> 01:30:32,200
What've you done you silly sod?
I think I've broke me ankle
1816
01:30:32,201 --> 01:30:33,972
Jesus -
Don't touch it lay flat
1817
01:30:34,901 --> 01:30:36,080
Breathe
breathe
1818
01:30:36,081 --> 01:30:38,463
I am breathing for Christs sake -
Lay flat, relax
1819
01:30:38,464 --> 01:30:40,481
Got to help you
I'll be back
1820
01:30:40,482 --> 01:30:43,384
Nel, where're you
going? Nel Nel
1821
01:30:45,723 --> 01:30:47,140
A spoon!
1822
01:30:48,148 --> 01:30:51,724
A fucking spoon
for Christs sake
1823
01:30:52,325 --> 01:30:53,551
Who dropped
this spoon?
1824
01:30:53,979 --> 01:30:55,505
Who dropped
this spoon?
1825
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:05,093
Hello
1826
01:31:06,612 --> 01:31:08,304
Yeah speaking yeah
1827
01:31:08,713 --> 01:31:10,393
Oh hello
how're you?
1828
01:31:12,155 --> 01:31:15,424
Oh blimey you're
joking me? he hasn't?
1829
01:31:16,749 --> 01:31:18,188
Aw how did
he do it?
1830
01:31:21,852 --> 01:31:24,521
Oh no sorry Brian I'm sorry
I know you shouldn't laugh, but
1831
01:31:24,957 --> 01:31:26,698
Aw is he
alright though?
1832
01:31:28,064 --> 01:31:31,416
Yeah, no it's alright no I can
come over, yeah straight away
1833
01:31:31,417 --> 01:31:33,314
Alright thanks
for phoning me
1834
01:31:34,199 --> 01:31:36,271
Aw yeah and
you alright then
1835
01:31:36,466 --> 01:31:38,023
Yeah
ta ta bye
1836
01:31:42,233 --> 01:31:43,754
Nicola
1837
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:02,657
Oh Christ
1838
01:32:02,658 --> 01:32:04,328
Hello Nat
Look at the state of him
1839
01:32:04,365 --> 01:32:05,788
Here you are
take the bag
1840
01:32:05,789 --> 01:32:06,847
Take these Wend
1841
01:32:07,803 --> 01:32:08,572
Go on
1842
01:32:08,574 --> 01:32:10,198
How're you going to do it? -
I don't know
1843
01:32:10,691 --> 01:32:11,946
Oh blimey
1844
01:32:11,947 --> 01:32:13,365
Hang on hang on -
Take it steady
1845
01:32:16,232 --> 01:32:18,415
Don't let that door slam -
Don't worry I've got it
1846
01:32:18,749 --> 01:32:20,580
Do you want a hand? -
No no I'll do it myself
1847
01:32:22,635 --> 01:32:24,256
Ok? -
Yeah yeah
1848
01:32:24,790 --> 01:32:25,513
Right
1849
01:32:25,514 --> 01:32:27,122
There you go -
Give us those
1850
01:32:27,263 --> 01:32:28,564
That's it
that's it
1851
01:32:28,565 --> 01:32:30,683
Right come on
take it easy
1852
01:32:30,684 --> 01:32:31,882
I've got you -
Alright
1853
01:32:32,148 --> 01:32:33,025
It's alright
1854
01:32:33,396 --> 01:32:34,974
Open the gate Nat -
Yeah hold on
1855
01:32:34,975 --> 01:32:35,399
Go on
1856
01:32:36,721 --> 01:32:38,776
Now don't rush
Andy, right?
1857
01:32:38,777 --> 01:32:40,166
It's alright -
Just take it steady
1858
01:32:42,503 --> 01:32:43,919
Andy what're
you doing?
1859
01:32:44,247 --> 01:32:46,192
Blimey you're not a
greyhound in a race
1860
01:32:47,454 --> 01:32:48,625
Well take
it Wend
1861
01:32:48,626 --> 01:32:50,261
I'm trying Andy -
Well get rid of it
1862
01:32:52,226 --> 01:32:53,079
Alright?
1863
01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:53,794
Yeah
1864
01:32:53,796 --> 01:32:55,605
He needs a little
thingy doesn't he
1865
01:32:55,606 --> 01:32:57,092
Hold on I'll
get this table
1866
01:32:57,093 --> 01:32:58,412
Oh that's
it Nat
1867
01:32:58,917 --> 01:33:00,103
Here we are
1868
01:33:00,104 --> 01:33:00,606
Right
1869
01:33:00,607 --> 01:33:02,453
That's the job -
Careful careful careful
1870
01:33:03,329 --> 01:33:04,865
Looks like the
Royal leg
1871
01:33:06,653 --> 01:33:09,634
Aw look at his little face
aw poor Andy
1872
01:33:11,772 --> 01:33:13,595
He's been through
alot y'know
1873
01:33:13,915 --> 01:33:15,556
Hey listen how're you going
to get your trousers off?
1874
01:33:15,557 --> 01:33:16,550
Cut them
1875
01:33:16,551 --> 01:33:18,667
Well I tell you what I'll get
me little scissors right?
1876
01:33:18,669 --> 01:33:20,432
and I'll come up
the inside leg
1877
01:33:21,134 --> 01:33:22,520
Don't make me
laugh Wendy
1878
01:33:22,869 --> 01:33:24,526
How long you got to
have this on for then?
1879
01:33:24,528 --> 01:33:26,717
I don't know, six or eight weeks
something like that
1880
01:33:26,718 --> 01:33:27,910
Cushy number
1881
01:33:27,911 --> 01:33:30,218
Yeah I wouldn't mind
six weeks holiday
1882
01:33:30,219 --> 01:33:32,322
Well it's a damn nuisance
as a matter of fact
1883
01:33:32,323 --> 01:33:35,517
I was going to get started on the caravan
when I got back from work this evening, it's a pisser
1884
01:33:35,553 --> 01:33:37,663
Oh blimey what
about Aubrey?
1885
01:33:37,664 --> 01:33:38,840
Oh yeah
1886
01:33:38,841 --> 01:33:40,022
What about
Aubrey?
1887
01:33:40,972 --> 01:33:41,995
Oh lets
leave it
1888
01:33:41,996 --> 01:33:44,916
Let him stew in his own juice
I've got enough on me plate
1889
01:33:45,008 --> 01:33:46,460
Ain't you going
in tonight then?
1890
01:33:46,461 --> 01:33:47,609
No -
Why?
1891
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:49,373
Because -
Where's Nicola?
1892
01:33:49,374 --> 01:33:50,490
Upstairs
1893
01:33:50,491 --> 01:33:52,041
Does she know I
had an accident?
1894
01:33:52,042 --> 01:33:53,331
Well she
told me
1895
01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:54,241
Nicola
1896
01:33:54,433 --> 01:33:56,032
Here I'll run these
things up Andy
1897
01:33:56,033 --> 01:33:57,833
Oh hang on, give us that
give us it here
1898
01:33:58,761 --> 01:34:00,279
I know what
you want
1899
01:34:00,281 --> 01:34:01,942
You want your little
souvenir don't you?
1900
01:34:01,943 --> 01:34:04,005
Yeah that's the bastard
that's the culprit
1901
01:34:04,006 --> 01:34:04,805
What?
1902
01:34:05,312 --> 01:34:07,705
Yeah trying to kid us
he slipped on a spoon
1903
01:34:07,706 --> 01:34:10,082
He was still blooming
drunk from last night
1904
01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:11,125
Never
1905
01:34:14,088 --> 01:34:15,844
I've never known
pain like it Nat
1906
01:34:15,845 --> 01:34:16,491
Ain't you?
1907
01:34:16,492 --> 01:34:18,134
Searing pain
1908
01:34:18,135 --> 01:34:19,591
Did you hear
it snap?
1909
01:34:19,592 --> 01:34:21,162
No I didn't
actually
1910
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,255
Oh yeah
I did
1911
01:34:23,716 --> 01:34:24,750
Yeah I did
1912
01:34:24,898 --> 01:34:25,597
Did you?
1913
01:34:25,599 --> 01:34:26,289
Yeah
1914
01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:29,062
It's like when you break a
dry stick across your knee
1915
01:34:29,976 --> 01:34:31,137
Know what
I mean?
1916
01:34:41,538 --> 01:34:42,628
Nicola
1917
01:34:43,290 --> 01:34:44,206
What?
1918
01:34:45,165 --> 01:34:46,426
Can I
come in?
1919
01:34:48,595 --> 01:34:49,703
Look at that
1920
01:34:50,327 --> 01:34:51,868
An ordinary
spoon
1921
01:34:52,365 --> 01:34:53,803
I never noticed
it before
1922
01:34:55,266 --> 01:34:56,342
Here you are
1923
01:34:56,559 --> 01:34:58,299
Nineteen seventy five
1924
01:34:58,663 --> 01:35:01,964
This spoon was born when
you were seven years old
1925
01:35:01,965 --> 01:35:03,147
Oh yeah
1926
01:35:03,148 --> 01:35:05,104
Just sits in
a drawer
1927
01:35:05,524 --> 01:35:06,901
Out of the
drawer
1928
01:35:07,319 --> 01:35:08,889
Into the
peas
1929
01:35:09,463 --> 01:35:11,010
Stir the
custard
1930
01:35:11,078 --> 01:35:13,188
Into the wash
out of the wash
1931
01:35:13,614 --> 01:35:15,590
Up on the hooks with
all the other spoons
1932
01:35:16,676 --> 01:35:20,044
and all the time just
waiting for the fatal day
1933
01:35:20,045 --> 01:35:23,357
When it would drastically alter
the course of a mans life
1934
01:35:23,358 --> 01:35:25,467
It doesn't look
dangerous does it?
1935
01:35:25,820 --> 01:35:29,356
Nah you take my word for it
that is an evil spoon
1936
01:35:31,003 --> 01:35:32,888
Here you are look put it
in a place of honour
1937
01:35:33,791 --> 01:35:35,035
Keep an
eye on it
1938
01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:37,183
Yeah I don't
trust it
1939
01:35:40,775 --> 01:35:42,140
Get us some
chocolate
1940
01:35:44,683 --> 01:35:45,859
Tell you what
1941
01:35:46,529 --> 01:35:49,141
Go and give your face a little wash
make you feel a bit better eh?
1942
01:35:49,802 --> 01:35:50,715
Nah
1943
01:35:52,157 --> 01:35:54,672
You don't want your Dad to know
you've been sitting here crying do you?
1944
01:35:54,875 --> 01:35:56,492
He don't want
to see me
1945
01:35:56,493 --> 01:35:57,651
He does
1946
01:35:57,728 --> 01:35:59,248
I'll make him
feel worse
1947
01:35:59,249 --> 01:36:01,218
Don't be
so daft
1948
01:36:03,493 --> 01:36:05,106
I'm a burden
to you
1949
01:36:06,256 --> 01:36:07,565
Listen
1950
01:36:08,908 --> 01:36:10,960
We got to turn over
a new leaf yeah?
1951
01:36:11,488 --> 01:36:12,554
Both of us
1952
01:36:13,687 --> 01:36:14,877
All of us
1953
01:36:17,842 --> 01:36:19,493
Come on have
a little cup of tea
1954
01:36:19,763 --> 01:36:21,702
Nah I don't
want one
1955
01:36:22,492 --> 01:36:24,150
Come on do it
for your Dad
1956
01:36:24,151 --> 01:36:25,755
He's been
asking for you
1957
01:36:26,353 --> 01:36:27,514
Has he?
1958
01:36:27,786 --> 01:36:28,700
Yeah
1959
01:36:29,824 --> 01:36:31,794
Sitting there with his
tongue hanging out
1960
01:36:32,572 --> 01:36:35,145
You know what he's like
he wants a bit of tea and sympathy
1961
01:36:36,744 --> 01:36:38,681
I just want
to talk to you
1962
01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:41,739
Do you?
1963
01:36:52,706 --> 01:36:54,684
Do you want a hand Nat? -
Nah it's alright
1964
01:36:56,571 --> 01:36:59,126
Here you are Andy give us a
little bit of chocolate don't hog it all
1965
01:36:59,127 --> 01:37:00,366
It's alright there's
plenty for everyone
1966
01:37:00,367 --> 01:37:01,022
Ta
1967
01:37:02,177 --> 01:37:03,232
Here you are Nic
1968
01:37:03,233 --> 01:37:04,597
Want a bit? -
Nah
1969
01:37:04,598 --> 01:37:05,837
Go on
have a bit
1970
01:37:05,838 --> 01:37:06,889
Nah it's alright
1971
01:37:06,890 --> 01:37:08,519
Have a little bit
cheer yourself up
1972
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:09,936
It's alright
don't force her
1973
01:37:09,937 --> 01:37:11,046
Here you
are Nic
1974
01:37:11,047 --> 01:37:12,124
Thanks
1975
01:37:16,524 --> 01:37:17,783
Did you go to
the travel agent?
1976
01:37:17,784 --> 01:37:18,443
Yeah
1977
01:37:18,444 --> 01:37:20,247
I'm going to
New York
1978
01:37:20,248 --> 01:37:21,369
Chicago
1979
01:37:21,370 --> 01:37:22,587
and New Orleans
1980
01:37:22,588 --> 01:37:23,936
Ain't you
going Disney?
1981
01:37:23,937 --> 01:37:26,282
No I want to go
interesting places
1982
01:37:26,283 --> 01:37:28,971
Oh blimey fancy going to the States
and not going to Disney land
1983
01:37:29,352 --> 01:37:30,618
Why don't
you go Nic?
1984
01:37:30,619 --> 01:37:31,556
Nah
1985
01:37:31,557 --> 01:37:32,854
It's too big
1986
01:37:32,855 --> 01:37:34,414
Well she can
go next year
1987
01:37:34,429 --> 01:37:35,629
Get yourself
sorted
1988
01:37:35,630 --> 01:37:36,857
Save up eh?
1989
01:37:37,681 --> 01:37:38,852
How's the leg?
1990
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,747
Oh not too bad
throbbing a bit
1991
01:37:42,275 --> 01:37:43,856
Only one
problem
1992
01:37:43,857 --> 01:37:46,129
I got to go to the
toilet in a minute
1993
01:37:46,890 --> 01:37:47,503
Eh
1994
01:37:47,504 --> 01:37:49,034
Go and get your
Dad a bucket
1995
01:37:52,370 --> 01:37:54,005
Hey look at
that spoon
1996
01:37:57,610 --> 01:37:59,248
Just take the weight
just take the weight
1997
01:37:59,249 --> 01:38:00,211
That's it
that's it
1998
01:38:00,212 --> 01:38:01,339
Blimey it's
heavy isn't it
1999
01:38:03,525 --> 01:38:04,595
Alright? -
Yeah
2000
01:38:04,700 --> 01:38:05,892
Put the pillow
behind me
2001
01:38:08,123 --> 01:38:08,982
There you go
2002
01:38:14,017 --> 01:38:15,170
That's it
2003
01:38:18,619 --> 01:38:19,788
Tell you
what Andy
2004
01:38:19,789 --> 01:38:20,849
Good job you're
not a horse
2005
01:38:20,850 --> 01:38:21,750
Why?
2006
01:38:21,751 --> 01:38:22,965
They'd of
shot you
2007
01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:25,516
Here you
are then
2008
01:38:28,193 --> 01:38:29,439
There you go
2009
01:38:39,952 --> 01:38:42,327
It's good you had that
chat with Mum isn't it
2010
01:38:43,145 --> 01:38:45,073
Get things
cleared up
2011
01:38:46,572 --> 01:38:47,440
Eh?
2012
01:38:50,195 --> 01:38:51,399
Did you
tell her?
2013
01:38:52,544 --> 01:38:53,616
Tell her
what?
2014
01:38:53,796 --> 01:38:55,064
Everything
2015
01:38:55,708 --> 01:38:56,938
What do
you mean?
2016
01:38:56,973 --> 01:38:58,525
You know
what I mean
2017
01:38:58,962 --> 01:38:59,743
No?
2018
01:39:02,856 --> 01:39:04,613
I'm not
deaf
2019
01:39:04,967 --> 01:39:06,728
I never said
you was
2020
01:39:07,529 --> 01:39:10,190
I've got the room next
to yours, remember
2021
01:39:12,393 --> 01:39:14,230
I can
hear you
2022
01:39:15,770 --> 01:39:17,171
What? playing
my music?
2023
01:39:17,875 --> 01:39:19,869
You know what
I'm talking about
2024
01:39:21,298 --> 01:39:22,825
At nights
2025
01:39:23,174 --> 01:39:25,382
Getting sick
and everything
2026
01:39:25,963 --> 01:39:27,438
I'm not
sick
2027
01:39:27,784 --> 01:39:29,152
Oh come on
2028
01:39:29,153 --> 01:39:30,294
I'm not
2029
01:39:32,786 --> 01:39:34,223
It's hot
isn't it
2030
01:39:41,173 --> 01:39:42,524
I can't
help it
2031
01:39:43,770 --> 01:39:44,895
I know
2032
01:39:46,473 --> 01:39:48,757
I think we should
do something about it
2033
01:39:49,144 --> 01:39:50,245
Who's we?
2034
01:39:50,769 --> 01:39:51,618
You and me
2035
01:39:52,451 --> 01:39:54,170
Have you told
them about it
2036
01:39:54,614 --> 01:39:55,750
No
2037
01:39:56,328 --> 01:39:57,406
Why not?
2038
01:39:58,100 --> 01:39:59,198
Well don't know
2039
01:40:00,178 --> 01:40:01,867
Suppose I
should of
2040
01:40:01,868 --> 01:40:03,697
Don't know
why I didn't
2041
01:40:04,891 --> 01:40:06,732
Yeah I do
know why
2042
01:40:06,833 --> 01:40:08,402
'cause I think
you should
2043
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:15,586
I know what I
do is disgusting
2044
01:40:18,350 --> 01:40:20,231
I am disgusting
2045
01:40:21,061 --> 01:40:22,951
Yeah it is
disgusting
2046
01:40:24,538 --> 01:40:27,732
Mind you I do some pretty
disgusting things myself
2047
01:40:28,121 --> 01:40:29,697
Do you?
Yeah
2048
01:40:29,685 --> 01:40:30,820
What?
2049
01:40:30,821 --> 01:40:32,262
Oh I can't
tell you
2050
01:40:32,263 --> 01:40:33,406
What is it?
2051
01:40:34,442 --> 01:40:36,638
I put my hands
down toilets
2052
01:40:36,951 --> 01:40:39,703
and on a good day
I might get bitten by a rat
2053
01:40:45,504 --> 01:40:46,859
Do you want
any money?
2054
01:40:47,479 --> 01:40:48,537
Yeah
2055
01:40:49,026 --> 01:40:50,089
Alright
2056
01:40:50,090 --> 01:40:51,220
Cheers
2057
01:40:51,221 --> 01:40:52,685
Nah it's ok
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