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Good morning.
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Hey!
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You're up early.
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The house looks great.
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Yeah. Thanks. I'm late this year.
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Bradley Street always wins
"Most Nightmarish Street" at Fall Fest.
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Hmm.
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You should really get on it
before they come for you with pitchforks.
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Georgia, you're a Wellsbury mom now.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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Yeah, I'm gonna decorate.
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Good.
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These neighbors can be vicious.
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OK.
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My mom is
a total horror movie buff.
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From classics to camp, she loves them all.
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Fear… it hits you
right in the solar plexus.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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To really stimulate fear
is an art form.
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You need tension,
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threat…
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…foreboding.
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Hello, is anyone there?
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Hello?
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- What's your favorite scary movie?
- You scared the shit out of me!
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I think I finally cracked
the perfect Halloween movie marathon.
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Scream, Black Swan, and The Shining.
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The Shining is classic. Scream is camp.
White people do the darndest things.
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Cap it off with Black Swan.
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It's contemplative, nuanced,
eerily disturbing, and it has a message.
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I'm not sure what it is. Something to do
with the two women mirroring each other.
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The constant need
for perfection and adoration.
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Wow. Am I, like, a genius?
Was that an off-the-cuff thesis or what?
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Hey, everything OK?
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Everything's fine, peach.
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Georgia loves scary movies
because it's fear in a formula.
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She loves dissecting it.
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There are rules in scary movies.
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You can always tell who's gonna bite it
and who's gonna survive to the sequel.
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Can I watch with you this year?
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- Yeah.
- No!
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He's fine. It's just a scary movie.
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- He's going to have nightmares.
- No, he won't.
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See? No, he won't.
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You do know opening other people's mail
is a federal offense?
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Arrest me.
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You picked out some of my faves though.
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I'm glad you're decorating.
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- Where'd you get all those?
- Blue Farm.
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Just buy the sugar, Mom.
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What's that? The lights have been
doing that all morning.
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Mom, is the house haunted?
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Mom?
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Mom? Is it...
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Yes!
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Then again,
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maybe my mom just loves scary movies
because she's a psychopath.
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It's not haunted.
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Mom just needs
to call an electrician and a shrink.
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Just think of it
as part of the spooky ambiance.
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Grab the hot sauce.
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We can afford an electrician, right?
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This isn't gonna be like Maryland,
where we used flashlights for a month?
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That was fun.
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Flashlight tag!
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Oh yeah. Poverty's a hoot.
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- Nervous about your big date tonight?
- What? No.
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Convincing.
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Projecting? You're the one who's nervous
to meet your boyfriend's parents tonight.
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I'm not nervous.
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- It'd be normal if you were.
- Well, I'm not.
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I remember meeting Zion's parents.
I was shitting myself.
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- Gram and Pop aren't even scary.
- I was 15 and pregnant.
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Maxine sent me a link.
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- ♪I can barely breathe… ♪
- Wow.
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♪ When you are near ♪
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♪ And I'm really, really, really scared… ♪
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Oh, wowie, wow, wow!
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♪ When you are near… ♪
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So, you're Internet famous now?
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I'm living with Logan Paul.
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Eww! Logan Paul?
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He's the only one I know.
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So that's kinda cool. You're immortalized.
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It's no big deal.
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All right, Hollywood, just be careful.
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Fame means people are watching.
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I love scary movies too.
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My mom's right. There's a formula.
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When you're moved around your whole life,
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you like your monsters
to follow the rules.
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I'll take Freddy Krueger over having
no one to sit with at lunch any day.
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Real life is always more scary.
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You are insane!
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Oh God.
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Oh man. Halloween is my favorite holiday
other than my birthday.
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Unless your name is Jesus,
your birthday doesn't count as a holiday.
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That's the meanest thing
you've ever said to me.
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Hmm. Hey, every year,
my mom and I have this tradition
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where we do a scary movie marathon
and gorge on candy. Wanna join?
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Eww. No.
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Girl, Halloween is,
like, the sexiest holiday.
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We can't stay in
and watch movies like losers.
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Hi, Ginny.
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Uh… hi.
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Cute shirt, Ginny.
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Oh, thanks.
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You're, like, legit famous.
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No, I'm not.
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I am?
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Yeah. You're, like,
the most famous person here now.
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Even Riley's YouTube channel
doesn't get that many views.
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Frickin' Riley.
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Ginny, your song.
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Like, follow, subscribe.
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I stan.
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Ginny, I have been
singing your song all day.
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I know. It's stuck in my head.
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It's getting super annoying.
No offense, Ginny.
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- People are talking about you.
- Wait. Really?
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Ooh! Buzz. Tell them she's unhinged.
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Let's give her a hot mess reputation
like Bella Thorne.
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Please don't. What are they saying?
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Oh, just that it's super cool
that Hunter wrote a song about you,
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and that they think you're really pretty.
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- They think I'm pretty?
- Can we talk about Halloween?
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'Kay, Brodie is throwing
a Boos and Booze party.
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God, I wish I could spend Halloween
with Sophie.
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- Why can't you?
- She's a senior.
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Do you know what you're doing
for your costumes?
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No, and it's giving me anxiety.
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OK, maybe we could
all do something as a group?
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Like Avengers.
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- Ooh, Avengers could be cool.
- ScarJo is hot.
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Ginny, what do you think?
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Avengers are basic.
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- Yeah, totally.
- ScarJo's the only cool one.
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Well, we don't have to do that.
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I'm going to class. Love you. Mean it.
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Hate you. Kidding.
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So, tonight, first date,
tell me everything. What are you wearing?
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My period-stained granny panties.
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OK.
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- Why?
- I owe it to my kids to take it slow.
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Oh my God.
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You really like him!
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No.
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I don't. I barely know him.
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You like him. I can see it on your face.
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You like him.
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I don't normally like guys.
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It's actually, like, really rare for me.
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Since Kenny.
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Yeah.
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Ugh! Yeah.
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Since Kenny.
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Well, all the more reason to plow Paul
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so you can
tell your good friend Ellen all about it,
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and I can live vicariously through you.
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Oh, don't do that.
You and Clint are so happy.
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- Don't pretend to be jealous of me.
- Clint is full of surprises.
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Last week, he did a striptease.
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Clint?
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He did it because he knows
how much I loved Magic Mike in Vegas.
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It is the best show I have ever seen,
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including the original Broadway cast
of Hamilton.
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I did not give Clint enough credit.
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Speaking of dressing up,
what's your costume?
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For what?
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Is that a joke?
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For Fall Fest.
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I have to decorate my house
and wear a costume?
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What's so funny?
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You work in the mayor's office and think
you don't have to dress up for Fall Fest?
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Well, I…
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What?
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I've never seen you clueless before.
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It's cute.
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You know what would be cute?
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Hmm?
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You bringing us more wine.
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That would be really cute.
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Like downright adorable.
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Thanks, Joe.
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Georgia, can I give you
a little 1:00 p.m. chardonnay advice?
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Please.
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People are talking about Casino Night.
Eyes are on you.
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Halloween is a chance
for everybody to one-up themselves.
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If I were you, I would go big.
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- Really?
- Really big.
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- Look at this.
- I like that one.
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Hey. Uh, Ginny…
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Can I, uh, talk to you?
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Incoming. Sophie. Seniors.
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Uh… Look alive.
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Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
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Be cool. Marcus, go!
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Seniors.
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- What?
- Seniors coming in hot!
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- Hey, Max.
- Sophie, hey.
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- This is my friend Kate.
- You're Ginny Miller, right?
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- Yeah.
- Cool. I like your song.
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Uh… thanks. It's whatever.
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It's catchy.
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"I can barely breathe when you are near."
I died. Dead.
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Uh… do you guys have plans for Halloween?
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Not really.
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Our friend Brodie
is having some people over.
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It's gonna be chill.
You guys are welcome to come.
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Max, are you gonna be there?
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OK. Fun, yeah.
I… Just send me the details.
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OK. Yeah. We will.
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- See you later.
- Yeah.
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Bye, Max.
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Bye.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God! What was that?
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I honestly have no idea.
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Girl, our big dick energy
is off the charts!
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My costumes need to be so hot.
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- Costumes? Plural?
- I cannot believe that that just happened.
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God, are we the coolest people
in the world? Kinda feels like we are.
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- ♪ I can barely ♪
- ♪ I can barely ♪
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- ♪ I can barely ♪
- ♪ I can barely ♪
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♪ I can barely breathe when you are near ♪
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♪ And I really, really, really… ♪
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You guys are so embarrassing.
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OK.
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God, they're so cute!
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Are we still on for dinner tonight?
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Be warned, you're gonna get
the full Chen treatment,
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complete with my sister
and Taiwanese food.
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What should I wear?
Do you want me to bring anything?
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Hey, relax.
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- They're gonna love you.
- I just wanna be perfect.
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You will be.
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Hey, I'll be right back. Hey, Bracia.
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- Hey.
- Um…
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I'm sorry about leadership.
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It doesn't matter.
You seem to be fitting in just fine.
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No, it's not like that. I was grounded…
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for stealing.
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It's a long story.
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Listen, my friends are having a party,
and I was wondering if you wanted to come.
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It's Boos and Booze.
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Like boo, and let's get wasted
while in costume.
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OK. Yeah.
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OK. Good.
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- All right, bye.
- OK.
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What about Golden Girls?
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Ew! No. Varicose veins are not sexy.
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Yeah, in the wise words of Randy Jackson,
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that's, uh,
that's gonna be a no for me, dawg.
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Ooh, what about the Boleyn sisters?
256
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Maybe you're not getting
the theme here, girl.
257
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,795
If I'm not showing my tits on Halloween,
I have done something horribly wrong.
258
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,671
You need to stop with Marcus.
259
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,800
Why? It's fine. Stop worrying.
260
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,886
He hooks up with you,
but won't be your boyfriend? He sucks.
261
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,012
Plus, he's a sophomore.
262
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,932
I don't want him to be my boyfriend.
I like casual.
263
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,477
Now that is some bullshit.
Look, I just want what's best for you.
264
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,478
Caleb, no.
265
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,065
Yeah, I feel like you can't be a mom
266
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,985
and also wear shorts that show your labia.
I feel like that's just bad form.
267
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,656
Mm. Thigh tattoos are vibe.
268
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,449
Ew. That's just trashy.
269
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,993
So trashy.
270
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,040
I'll be right with y'all.
271
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,752
Whereabouts are you from, darling?
I heard a "y'all."
272
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,587
- Uh…
- Spice Girls.
273
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,173
Ooh! Ginny, is it really racist
if you're Scary Spice?
274
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,341
Not happening.
275
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,055
Look. She's got, like,
a medicated Britney vibe going on.
276
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,808
Oh yes.
277
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:11,891
What? Britney?
278
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,770
- I just want what's best for her.
- We all do, bro.
279
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,396
Britney.
280
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,650
Let's be Britney.
All of her different looks.
281
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,610
So retro. I love it!
282
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,922
- I call red jumpsuit!
- "Oops!… I Did it Again."
283
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,156
- "Womanizer." The slutty stewardess one.
- Yes!
284
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,034
Love. And I'm definitely red jumpsuit.
Should I text Sam?
285
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,954
Uh… let's just make this a MANG thing.
286
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,833
Savage. I love you as Regina George.
287
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,713
By the way,
your video is up to 12,000 views.
288
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,507
- Thank you.
- Wait. You got an iPhone?
289
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,819
Does this mean you're not gonna ruin
our MANG text thread
290
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,679
with your green goddamn monster anymore?
I mean…
291
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,889
Let me see.
292
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,566
What?
293
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,612
Ugh. That's hateful.
294
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,697
You have haters.
295
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,949
You've made it. That's the dream, bro.
296
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,909
Oh my God.
297
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,953
There's some old, fat dude in Wisconsin
who's probably obsessed with you.
298
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,789
All you need now is a stalker.
299
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,301
I grew up in Brookline,
a couple of towns over.
300
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,178
You have L.L. Bean in your blood.
301
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,262
I went to Brown.
302
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,847
The memoir writes itself.
303
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,182
And I had a ponytail.
304
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,810
- No.
- Yes, I did.
305
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:40,814
I grew it when I was living in Thailand
for three years, teaching English.
306
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,567
I graduated from Brown,
bought a one-way ticket.
307
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,445
And my father was furious.
308
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,406
- Just go back to the ponytail.
- Absolutely not. Your turn.
309
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,451
Well, I grew up in Alabama
310
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:56,664
and then a little bit in a lot of places,
311
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,624
and then I had Ginny.
312
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,002
- Is her father still in the picture?
- Zion. Yeah.
313
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,797
- It's complicated.
- Oh, we don't have to...
314
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,215
No, no, no. It's just…
315
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,425
He's my penguin.
316
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,177
He's your penguin?
317
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,012
Oh, everyone has a penguin.
318
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,295
A penguin is a bird.
It has wings, but it just can't fly.
319
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,185
It should be able to.
All the other damn birds fly, but…
320
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,438
everyone has that one person
who, for whatever reason...
321
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,940
- Is their penguin.
- Exactly.
322
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,108
- Got it.
- Hmm.
323
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,235
You know, penguins mate for life.
324
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,737
That part doesn't apply here.
325
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,424
- Joe, I'm here for my takeout.
- Hey.
326
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,448
Siblings?
327
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,678
- Here.
- Thanks.
328
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,703
Only child.
329
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,870
You?
330
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,497
Uh, younger brother.
331
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,748
You his hero?
332
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:41,916
Yeah. I am.
333
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,086
Aww!
334
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,921
I'm really glad we're doing this.
335
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,798
Me too.
336
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,882
No, I mean it.
337
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,093
I think you are astounding.
338
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,554
You're smart, and you're strong,
339
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,640
and you're raising two amazing kids
all by yourself.
340
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,560
Well, they never need
to go to the dentist,
341
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,520
so… doing something right.
342
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,856
Yeah. No, I still think
people go to the dentist,
343
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,315
you know, just for checkups.
344
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,861
- How long was the ponytail?
- I mean…
345
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,740
Joe. Cute of you to bring us more bread.
346
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,538
Listen.
347
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,708
Seriously, about the ponytail,
that's gotta stay between us.
348
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,626
Hmm.
349
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,254
Eat well and drink well.
350
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,048
You speak Mandarin?
351
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,550
Only a little.
352
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,054
I'm good with languages.
I speak Korean, but not so much Mandarin.
353
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,848
Why? Did I say it wrong? I apologize.
354
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,601
No idea.
I don't speak Mandarin.
355
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,479
No, that was just so good.
356
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,564
It was perfect.
357
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,276
- Very nice.
- You speak Korean?
358
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,028
That's dope.
359
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,154
Say something.
360
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,238
Uh…
361
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,408
I am extremely nervous right now.
362
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,535
Oh man. That's awesome.
363
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:02,539
Yeah, the only language
that I'm good at is English.
364
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,458
Lauren's an English major at Tufts.
365
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,541
Yeah. Today.
366
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,879
Dad, it is totally normal
to change majors.
367
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,256
Yeah. Yeah. Five times.
368
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,885
I wanted to be sure that I was passionate
about my life's work.
369
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:18,013
How about when you were so passionate
about criminology
370
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,642
that I wasn't allowed to watch Law & Order
because of the inaccuracies?
371
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,728
So, Ginny,
what'd you think of Hunter's new song?
372
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,729
Stop.
373
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,817
♪ I can barely breathe when you are near ♪
374
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:35,656
♪ And I really, really, really like
The earrings on your ear ♪
375
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,660
That was an early draft.
376
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:40,828
I loved the song.
377
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,373
Yeah. It was really good.
We all couldn't stop dancing, even Dad.
378
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,166
Oh yeah.
379
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,043
- Oh stop.
- Yeah, please.
380
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:54,383
♪ I can see my face
In your reflection ♪
381
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:59,054
♪ That is a metaphor
For more than I can imply ♪
382
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:04,268
♪ It heals my soul
Just to feel our connection ♪
383
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:08,355
♪ Warms me
Like a quiet afternoon in July ♪
384
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,651
- Stop showing off.
- It's not showing off. Ginny likes it.
385
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,070
This is showing off.
386
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,495
Dinner's ready.
387
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,581
Stop horsing around.
388
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,001
What did Papa Ben always say?
389
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,003
The worst trouble comes…
390
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,296
…from fooling around.
391
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,838
Mmm.
392
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,011
I looked into Seton Academy.
393
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,680
It's the most prestigious preschool
in the county.
394
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,016
Also, I spoke to Pastor Edmond,
395
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,560
and there's an opening on Sunday
for her baptism.
396
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,896
And there's something else.
397
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,107
Your father and I think
it would be wise for us
398
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,401
to have legal guardianship over Virginia.
399
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,029
- What?
- Mom.
400
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,115
This way, your lives don't have to end.
401
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,660
Zion could still go to school,
get a law degree,
402
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,746
if you want hope of a good life.
403
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,248
I don't want a law degree.
404
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,125
Those were the terms
of your gap year.
405
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,712
You'd travel, then go to Georgetown
like your father.
406
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,756
Excuse me?
407
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,176
We're not giving you custody.
408
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,969
Guardianship.
409
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,638
It makes the most sense.
410
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,016
We can provide her
with security, opportunity,
411
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,977
set her up with the kind of life
she deserves. You can't.
412
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,772
You're just kids yourself.
413
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,691
Let us take the reins here.
414
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,237
It's what's best for her.
415
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,197
For everyone.
416
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,535
Zion.
417
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,628
Maybe it makes sense.
418
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,465
Let's say grace.
419
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,159
Dear Lord, thank you
for the many blessings you've given us.
420
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,727
Thank you for our home, our son Zion…
421
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,444
Hunter, how's Abby Littman doing?
422
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,114
She's fine. Why?
423
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,700
Rumor is
her parents are getting divorced.
424
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,661
I had no idea.
425
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,080
- Yeah, I should call John.
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:33,709
We need to go shopping for something
to wear for Brett Simon's bar mitzvah.
427
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,002
- I know.
- It's next weekend.
428
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,422
- Hunter, you started making your list?
- Mom, I have time.
429
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,343
At the back-to-school night,
they were clear
430
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,346
that sophomores
were supposed to make a list
431
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,808
of their top ten choices of colleges
and start thinking about
432
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,811
who they wanted to write
those recommendation letters.
433
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:56,398
You don't wanna inundate those teachers
in your junior year.
434
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,609
I bet Ginny's started her list.
435
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,111
Um… list?
436
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,834
Were your parents
at back-to-school night?
437
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,117
Um…
438
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,535
It's just my mom.
439
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:14,166
My dad's a photographer. He travels a lot.
Um, they had me when they were young.
440
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,419
I was an accident. They never married.
But…
441
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:21,048
They're doing great.
They… They get along well. Well, sort of.
442
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:25,052
Sometimes they get back together,
but it's just a huge disaster.
443
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:29,264
Right now, my mom's not speaking to my dad
because he's dating someone. Raquelle.
444
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,849
And she was just widowed.
445
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,769
Not… My mom was widowed, not Raquelle.
446
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,354
Um… My dad died of…
447
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,773
My stepdad…
My stepdad died of a heart attack.
448
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,651
But my mom's doing great. My mom,
she's on a date with the mayor tonight.
449
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822
I'm sorry. I don't know why
I started talking about that.
450
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,533
It's not that dramatic. It just sounds…
451
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,703
No, my mom was not
at back-to-school night.
452
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,832
Well, they were very clear
that you need to start making a list
453
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,460
and think about recommendation letters.
454
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,836
Fine, Mom. We get it.
455
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,801
What do you want, Georgia Miller?
456
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,429
For my kids to have the best...
457
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,473
No. What do you want?
458
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,556
For you?
459
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,397
I wanna feel secure enough
to be truly free.
460
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,358
I have always been
fighting for what's mine,
461
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:22,984
running from things, just surviving.
462
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:26,363
I wanna feel safe enough that I can just…
463
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,156
be free.
464
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,327
Now you.
465
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,331
What do you want?
466
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:38,500
A second date.
467
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,003
I answered.
468
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,174
All right.
469
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,262
I wanna make an impact.
470
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:51,596
Hmm.
471
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,683
- I wanna be someone important.
- Damn it.
472
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:57,185
So much better than mine.
473
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,730
♪ …wanna do
You can live it up if you really want to ♪
474
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:05,652
♪ Oh I don't mind what you wanna do
You can live it up if you really want to ♪
475
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:11,199
♪ Oh I don't mind what you wanna do
You can live it up if you really want to ♪
476
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,829
♪ Oh I don't mind what you wanna do
You can live it up if you really want to ♪
477
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,168
♪ If you really want to ♪
478
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,756
Well? What do you think?
479
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,341
Your house is beyond!
480
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,010
I decorated.
481
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,428
You sure did.
482
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,115
How was last night?
When I got home, you were asleep.
483
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,975
- Tell us everything. Did they love you?
- It was good.
484
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:38,851
Good?
485
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,437
That's all we get? Good?
486
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,231
- That's all we get?
- What about you? Is Paul my new daddy?
487
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,066
I like him.
488
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,944
You think it's a good idea
to date your boss?
489
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:51,823
I'm being very careful, OK?
We didn't even kiss good night.
490
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,992
You're doing really well
in the mayor's office.
491
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,328
I don't want you to screw it up
over some guy.
492
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,039
- Hey, your outfit.
- What?
493
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,957
Nothing. You look nice.
494
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,835
Georgia, you're a visionary.
And Ginny, a vision.
495
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,004
Let's go. Norah's mom signed us up
for face painting.
496
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,089
Max, you wanna join us later
for movie night?
497
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,759
- We have a costume party.
- You in a costume?
498
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,637
We're going as Britney Spears.
It's gonna be retro.
499
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,847
Oh, OK!
500
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,807
You just called Britney Spears retro,
501
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:20,852
so I have to go
cryogenically freeze myself now.
502
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:31,613
Welcome to the 39th Annual
Wellsbury Fall Fest!
503
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:37,869
These brushes are not giving me
the right blend.
504
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:42,207
Who are you? Bob Ross?
Just paint the damn tiger stripes.
505
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,709
OK, look at this. I'm an artist.
506
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,053
You are a true, true psychopath.
507
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,388
Thank you.
508
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:57,722
Hey, guys.
509
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,308
Oh my God. Ginny, cute sweater.
510
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,601
Thanks, Sam.
511
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,979
So, did you decide
on a Halloween costume yet?
512
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,023
Yeah.
513
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,318
But it's a secret
'cause we're doing this whole reveal.
514
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,072
OK. Got it.
515
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,283
I'll see you later.
516
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:23,540
- Uh, Ginny, how many views are you up to?
- 14,899.
517
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,209
Oh yeah, but who's counting?
518
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,921
Abby! Why are you such an ADD nightmare?
519
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,801
Relax.
You literally just had blood on your face.
520
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:39,513
What do you want?
521
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:44,768
A heart.
522
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,106
Seriously. What do you want?
523
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,151
A heart.
524
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,445
Come on, Marcus. Get up.
525
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,952
So, you're all popular now.
526
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,789
- That why you're ignoring my texts?
- Be quiet.
527
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,041
Not here.
528
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,631
You still have that voice in your head?
529
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,593
Criticizing you? Or did that shut up
now that you're so cool?
530
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,721
- What?
- Ginny knows what I'm talking about.
531
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,607
Marcus, why don't you
just go sniff cold medicine
532
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,400
or whatever your hobbies are?
533
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:34,861
Nice sweater.
534
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,616
He's right about that.
Your sweater's super cute.
535
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:44,204
OK, "Most Nightmarish Street…"
536
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,164
So? How do I look?
537
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:48,750
What are you?
538
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,251
Bradley Street.
539
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,756
I'm the Babadook. Baba dook dook dook.
540
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:55,674
Huh.
541
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,008
- It's a thing.
- OK.
542
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,593
Great job.
543
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,804
- "Best Window Decoration."
- Oh boy.
544
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,263
Goes to…
545
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,515
Liz Chavez.
546
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,894
So, I met someone
at Casino Night of all places.
547
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,064
He's hot, tattoos,
like, he'd choke you a bit.
548
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,147
Oh!
549
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,526
- You look great. Very chokeable.
- Thank you.
550
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,153
Winner of "Best Apple Pie,"
551
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,906
to the surprise of no one,
goes to Cynthia Fuller.
552
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,713
And now a very exciting announcement
from the mayor's office.
553
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:38,758
We are going to be renovating
the Wellsbury Public Library.
554
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,552
Whoo!
555
00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:43,346
But the library is one
of our most historic buildings.
556
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,057
Exactly. That is why it deserves upkeep.
557
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,226
We'll be adding a third floor.
We are going...
558
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:52,272
Upkeep? Sounds like your plan is
to depreciate a beloved landmark.
559
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:56,317
What Wellsbury deserves
is a mayor with a vested interest
560
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,528
in preserving the standards of this town.
561
00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:02,699
I mean, first the drugs, now the library.
562
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,827
Where does it stop?
563
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:10,039
Green Garden's actually allowed us
to have a surplus that far exceeds...
564
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:14,627
I saw Mayor Randolph last night on a date.
565
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,711
Yes.
566
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,464
With his assistant.
567
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,843
My personal life is, quite frankly,
none of your business, Cynthia.
568
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,345
What Wellsbury needs is a mayor who cares.
569
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,890
Who cares about standards.
570
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,808
Who cares about tradition.
571
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,061
Who cares about our children!
572
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,482
- I could not agree more, which is why I...
- I am a mother.
573
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,609
I care.
574
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:41,112
Wellsbury, you deserve a choice.
575
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,907
This is why I am formally announcing
576
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,742
my candidacy
577
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:48,119
for mayor of Wellsbury!
578
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,164
Oh, thank you.
579
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,044
Thank you. I love you too.
580
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,171
Thank you.
581
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,090
Thank you.
582
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,426
So, dating Paul…
583
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,179
Should I say "I told you so" now,
or do you want to hear it
584
00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:09,098
after I've rehearsed a little?
Nice costume, by the way.
585
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,433
Very Confederate chic.
586
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:11,851
This is a disaster.
587
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,228
Take Austin home.
588
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,689
Don't answer the door,
and turn off all the lights, OK?
589
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,234
- But I wanna go trick-or-treating.
- I know. I'm sorry, baby.
590
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,861
Hey, Austin!
591
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,867
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- It was one date.
592
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,161
- Shit. This is bad.
- It's not great.
593
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,747
I need a report
on how much of our current budget
594
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,958
is going to the school system. Thank you.
595
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,210
- Are you mad?
- I'm very mad.
596
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,878
I have to clean up your mess.
597
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:42,048
Tonight I was gonna workshop
my new drag character, Aqua Marinara,
598
00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,592
where I'm a spaghetti
and meatball mermaid. So yes, I'm mad.
599
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,718
I'm sorry.
600
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,556
I forgive you.
601
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,599
But tell me everything right now!
602
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,103
Guess what I am.
603
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:56,646
Um…
604
00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:58,773
- Black Mirror.
- ♪ It's Britney, bitch ♪
605
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,861
♪ Every time they turn the lights down ♪
606
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,699
♪ Just wanna go that extra mile for you ♪
607
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:12,036
- ♪ Your public display of affection ♪
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
608
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,540
♪ Feels like no one else in the room… ♪
609
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,626
- Who are they?
- Britney Spears.
610
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,462
- ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪
- ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪
611
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,715
- ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪
- ♪ We keep on rockin' ♪
612
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,175
- ♪ Cameras a-flashing… ♪
- Oh yeah!
613
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,219
♪ …we're dirty dancing… ♪
614
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,030
- ♪ They keep watchin' ♪
- ♪ Keep watchin' ♪
615
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,640
♪ Keep watchin'
Feels like they're probably sayin' ♪
616
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,184
♪ Gimme, gimme more, gimme more ♪
617
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,228
♪ Gimme, gimme more ♪
618
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,480
♪ Gimme, gimme more, gimme more ♪
619
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,232
♪ Gimme, gimme more ♪
620
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,985
♪ Gimme, gimme more, gimme more ♪
621
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,445
♪ Gimme, gimme more ♪
622
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:48,072
♪ Gimme, gimme more, gimme… ♪
623
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,992
- That heated my blood.
- Everybody!
624
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,328
It's shot o'clock!
625
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,539
Tiny sips. Tiny flips.
626
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,458
Tiny sips. Tiny flips.
627
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,209
Tiny sips. Tiny flips.
628
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:01,544
Tiny sips. Tiny flips.
629
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,962
Here we go!
630
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,840
All right. Let's do it. Let's go.
631
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:24,400
Yeah!
632
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,206
Work it.
633
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:41,376
Get off of me, whale legs.
634
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:44,087
Ah! Whales don't even have legs.
What's up?
635
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,797
Yeah, but you know what I mean.
636
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,425
♪ I might just lose my mind
If you don't, you don't come my way ♪
637
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:52,804
♪ Oh, you bad to the bone
Give a dog a bone when I'm in my zone ♪
638
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,349
♪ Looks up and down
Bust it, bust it, bust it down for me ♪
639
00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:57,432
Oh!
640
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,309
Hello.
641
00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,978
♪ …move it slow for me ♪
642
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:03,606
♪ Pick it up, pick it, pick it up now ♪
643
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,651
♪ Move it slow
Move it, move it slow for me ♪
644
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:09,862
♪ Pick it up, pick it, pick it up ♪
645
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,406
♪ You a bad little… ♪
646
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,449
All right. Samantha…
647
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,575
it's your turn.
648
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,287
Let's see if you can do it better
than Abby.
649
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,623
That's so rude, Press.
650
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:23,542
OK, fine.
651
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:26,421
♪ Bad little one's got me… ♪
652
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:27,504
Sit up.
653
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,924
♪ …I do, I do ♪
654
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,271
♪ I might just pull it down… ♪
655
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:37,265
♪ The way you swing around
It's like a hula hoop ♪
656
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,478
♪ I, I, I'm losing control… ♪
657
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:46,149
♪ Way up in the clouds
And you got my eyes low ♪
658
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,402
♪ I just think
Right now I'm seeing double… ♪
659
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,112
Where's Maxine?
660
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,782
♪ Baby girl, b-baby girl
Baby girl, b-baby girl… ♪
661
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,077
♪ Get your hair done
Get your nails did… ♪
662
00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,872
Oh my God.
663
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,373
♪ Now you got 'em looking… ♪
664
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:06,377
That's what I'm talkin' about!
665
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,380
Costumes, plural.
666
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:14,635
Yeah. Having one Halloween costume is like
only having one piece of 'za, you know?
667
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,513
- It's kind of a psycho move.
- Right, yeah. We're the psychos.
668
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:18,597
Oh yeah.
669
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,057
Hey.
670
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,894
- You OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
671
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:27,190
- Hey.
- Yeah.
672
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:28,775
- Do you wanna make out?
- What?
673
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:31,027
- Do you wanna make out?
- Abigail, seriously?
674
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:32,820
Seriously?
675
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,281
Oh yeah!
676
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,784
- Bro.
- Dude…
677
00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,495
- Bro.
- Way to go, sweetie.
678
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,206
Get in there.
679
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,584
OK. That's it.
680
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,211
Halloween!
681
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:51,172
No, no, no.
Don't stop on our behalf.
682
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,677
OK.
683
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:57,887
That's my boy!
684
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,767
Go, Brodie!
685
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,899
- Oh dang!
- Yo, Ginny!
686
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:11,692
Let's see you twerk.
687
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:22,453
♪ Table wit my… out in Greystone ♪
688
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,914
♪ Bottle got me feeling like a kingpin ♪
689
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,375
♪ Getting into something with a red bone ♪
690
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,669
♪ Shorty put in work like I was LinkedIn ♪
691
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,754
♪ Told her I don't even know her… ♪
692
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:36,843
Ginny!
Ginny! Ginny! Ginny! Ginny!
693
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,095
♪ …in here to talk
I came in here to do… ♪
694
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,472
♪ Still up on that…
Blame it on my birth right… ♪
695
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:44,809
- ♪ If you on the dance floor… ♪
- Oh my God! You came! Hi!
696
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,813
You're… You're Halle Bailey.
697
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,231
Oh, that's so good.
698
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,441
Thanks. Uh, who are you?
699
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:55,361
I'm… I'm Britney Spears.
700
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,822
So, that's what you picked?
701
00:35:58,948 --> 00:35:59,948
Noted.
702
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,745
- I mean...
- It wasn't… It wasn't my idea.
703
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,873
It's a nice costume.
704
00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:09,082
Thank you.
705
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,131
Excuse me.
706
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,469
Bracia!
707
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,805
Hey, Max.
708
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,515
Oh my God.
709
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,267
You look amazing.
710
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:29,937
Like, you are serving me,
like, under-the-sea vibes.
711
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,316
Slap me with a seashell, girl.
712
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,067
I'm floundering.
713
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,820
OK, I can see
that you have been having fun.
714
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,572
Oh. No, not really
715
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:42,867
'cause the love of my life's
gonna be here, like, any minute, right?
716
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:45,286
And I'm just, like,
kinda having a panic attack
717
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,872
and drinking about it, like, profusely.
718
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:51,125
You know what?
Girl, I've been there. Let's go drink.
719
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,376
Love that dress.
720
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,760
Yeah!
721
00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:02,762
Now we're talking!
722
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,811
Oh, one sec.
723
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,146
It's Ginny.
724
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,362
Hiya.
725
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,969
"This is the whitest black girl
I've ever…"
726
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:25,427
One,
727
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,470
two,
728
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,431
three,
729
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,808
four.
730
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:52,079
Hey. Nick put that report on your desk
before he left for his date.
731
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,706
I got it. Thank you.
732
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,752
And I think we should stop.
733
00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:00,963
Stop what?
734
00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:04,550
This thing we're doin'.
735
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,473
You like me.
736
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,057
Yes?
737
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,685
Yes, but I make you vulnerable.
738
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,771
And you had fun at dinner. Yes?
739
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:20,358
- Yes.
- I'm the goddamn mayor of Wellsbury.
740
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,320
And I am not gonna let
some uptight real estate agent tell me
741
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,031
I cannot date a woman
that I'm crazy about. Yes?
742
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:28,865
Yes.
743
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,161
Well, then frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.
744
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,040
Crap, that was a hot thing to say.
745
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:41,962
♪ Let me stand inside the heat
Of your fire burning ♪
746
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:49,303
♪ Let the sweat drip from my body
My wheels are turning ♪
747
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:56,685
♪ I don't wanna go to sleep
Wake up alone tomorrow ♪
748
00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:04,276
♪ Just wanna stand inside the heat
In the light of your glow ♪
749
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,860
♪ Your glow ♪
750
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:10,408
♪ Wanna feel the burn of your bonfire ♪
751
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:14,537
♪ Wanna feel the burn of your bonfire ♪
752
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,748
♪ Wanna feel the burn of your bonfire ♪
753
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,460
♪ Bonfire… ♪
754
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,547
♪ I wanna feel ♪
755
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,127
Mom?
756
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,422
Ginny?
757
00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:28,319
♪ I wanna feel… ♪
758
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,615
Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God! They're here.
759
00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:34,158
They, like, actually came.
760
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,242
They are here.
761
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,286
Hey.
762
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,831
Hey. Max, you look great.
763
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,083
Oh, thanks.
764
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,257
Hey, guys. Great costumes.
765
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,218
- Thanks.
- Sksksk. And I oop.
766
00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,721
Uh, we should… Let's do shots.
767
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,097
Let's do shots.
768
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,725
- Oh no, thanks. I'm driving.
- OK.
769
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:01,477
♪ Bonfire ♪
770
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,730
♪ Wanna feel the burn of your bonfire… ♪
771
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,359
♪ Bonfire… ♪
772
00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:13,614
Hey, everyone.
773
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,992
- Who wants to see us make out?
- Um…
774
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:18,827
Can I talk to you?
775
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,957
- ♪ Wanna feel the burn ♪
- ♪ Bonfire ♪
776
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,877
- ♪ I wanna ♪
- ♪ Bonfire… ♪
777
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,089
What kind of performative act was that?
778
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:34,677
Oh no. It's no big deal.
I… I make out with anyone all the time.
779
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,888
OK, well, it's a big deal to me.
780
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,433
Do you even actually like me?
781
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,101
Yeah.
782
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:46,981
It's a party. So, it's, like, relax.
783
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,233
Wow.
784
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,027
OK.
785
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:54,822
Maybe I should go.
786
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:56,949
Wait. No.
787
00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:02,663
That was so cringe. She is so immature.
788
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,624
No, don't worry. You're still cool.
789
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:08,752
- Okay, come on. We're leaving.
- Oh, gladly. Wanna come with?
790
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:13,048
Nah. I'm immature too.
791
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:14,966
Whatever.
792
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,015
♪ I wanna feel ♪
793
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,226
- ♪ Wanna feel the burn ♪
- ♪ Bonfire ♪
794
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,353
- You're fine.
- No, you didn't see.
795
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,272
I think I really messed things up.
796
00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:30,733
You didn't. It's OK.
Grab your stuff, and let's go?
797
00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:32,860
- I don't know.
- Yeah? Come on. Let's go home.
798
00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,778
Let's get off the floor. Come on.
799
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,281
Let's get off the floor.
800
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:39,408
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
801
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,660
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
802
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,462
Oh shit.
803
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,133
Austin.
804
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,515
I'm home.
805
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,409
Austin?
806
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,540
You hiding?
807
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:35,463
Who's there?
808
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,343
Austin?
809
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,097
Boo, bitch.
810
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:49,269
Oh no. Do you think I should have said bye
to more people?
811
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:53,315
- No, definitely not. Come on. Let's...
- I'm so mean. The worst.
812
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:55,526
- Max.
- I'm gonna lay here until I die.
813
00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:57,861
Oh my God. Come on. Come on.
814
00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,530
- Why?
- Let's go to the bed.
815
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,532
- 'Cause you're drunk, that's why.
- No.
816
00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:02,991
Let's go. Let's go.
817
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:04,743
What?
818
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,037
I believe in ghosts and vampires.
819
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:09,623
- No, like, they exist among us.
- Yeah.
820
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,542
- They're here.
- Yeah, they are.
821
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,877
There's one over there. Come on.
822
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,838
Max, what the…
823
00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:18,215
Shit.
824
00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:19,216
Marcus?
825
00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:21,427
Max? What's going on?
826
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:23,804
- Sorry, Mom.
- My mom.
827
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,348
- No, no.
- I was just trying to...
828
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,975
- I love her.
- OK.
829
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,768
Trying to scare Max.
830
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,979
You got any chips on you?
831
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,106
- Don't scare your sister.
- Yeah.
832
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,066
With maybe a little salsa.
833
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:36,984
Good night.
834
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,277
OK, what's this?
835
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,069
Jesus.
836
00:45:40,612 --> 00:45:42,489
How much did she have to drink?
837
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,617
- She didn't like me, Marcus.
- Who?
838
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,619
Sophie.
839
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,288
I blew it.
840
00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:51,248
Nah, you'll be fine.
841
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,363
If anyone can bounce back, it's you.
842
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,629
Loser, sleep on your side. Come on.
843
00:45:58,505 --> 00:45:59,590
Thank you.
844
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:00,673
OK, now…
845
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:04,511
um… there's a bucket here
just in case you need to be sick, OK?
846
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,595
OK.
847
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,017
Come on.
848
00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:17,982
Hey, Marcus,
849
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,194
I'm sorry
850
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:21,987
about earlier.
851
00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:24,782
You were right. I was avoiding you.
852
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,991
I was being a dick. I…
853
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,787
- I didn't want them to find out about...
- It's OK. It's OK.
854
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:31,622
It doesn't matter.
855
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,582
No, it was shitty.
856
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,751
I know it wasn't all you.
857
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,002
I sent the photo.
858
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:39,337
I just…
859
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:44,551
I don't wanna mess up everything
with Max and everyone.
860
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:45,636
I get it.
861
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,806
We'll be friends, yeah?
862
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:50,724
Friends?
863
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:51,808
Pals?
864
00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:53,684
Good buddies?
865
00:46:56,855 --> 00:46:59,650
Oh, Ginny? Yeah, she and I go way back.
866
00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:03,320
Oh, Marcus?
867
00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,197
Yeah, we're tight.
868
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,327
You should probably go.
869
00:47:11,286 --> 00:47:12,955
I gotta look after Lindsay Lohan here.
870
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,088
Marcus?
871
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,632
Marcus!
872
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,134
Marky Mark.
873
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,052
What?
874
00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,387
I don't feel so…
875
00:47:29,596 --> 00:47:31,223
Oh my… Come on.
876
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:34,642
Gotcha.
877
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,275
- A little joke. A little jokey joke.
- What's wrong with you?
878
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:43,527
You cared about me.
879
00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:44,653
My little…
880
00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:47,739
- You're the worst. You are the worst.
- You… You're the worst.
881
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:48,824
The actual worst.
882
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,909
You know what? How about this?
883
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:57,583
We're on the street in our PJ's,
and that's how we made the news.
884
00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,334
Ginny, you're here.
885
00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:03,797
Hi?
886
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,844
Meet your cousin Caleb
and your aunt Maddie.
887
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:13,848
Hi, Virginia.
888
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:17,477
No. Nope.
889
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,896
I'm not doing this.
890
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,736
You said…
891
00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:28,539
You said you didn't have any family.
You said your parents were dead.
892
00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:31,158
- You said it was just the three of us.
- Hm.
893
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,993
Our parents are not dead.
894
00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:38,081
Well, we'll give y'all a minute. Caleb.
895
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:46,173
What, and I cannot stress this enough,
896
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,674
the absolute...
897
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,344
- I'm sorry. OK, I should have told you.
- You think?
898
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,846
- Why are they here?
- I don't know.
899
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,140
I haven't seen my sister in over a decade.
900
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,435
They'll stay the night,
and we'll figure this out tomorrow.
901
00:48:58,518 --> 00:49:00,103
They're gonna stay here with us?
902
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,105
- I like them.
- Shut up, Austin!
903
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:04,107
Hey!
That's not how you talk to your brother.
904
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:06,276
Yeah?
How am I supposed to talk to my brother?
905
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,196
Do I not speak about him for 15 years
and pretend he doesn't exist?
906
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:10,405
- Ginny!
- Know what?
907
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:14,284
I was an idiot 'cause I believed you
when you said this place was different.
908
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:15,661
It is.
909
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:16,744
I made friends.
910
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,206
I have a boyfriend. I freaking decorated!
911
00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:21,083
But it's not different, is it?
912
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,169
I don't even know why I'm shocked.
913
00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:27,881
Other moms go to back-to-school night
and help make college lists,
914
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,007
but not my mom.
915
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,885
My mom… My mom dates her boss
and has secret relatives...
916
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:32,803
Ginny.
917
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:36,473
You will not be the reason
I don't get to live this life, Georgia.
918
00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:40,018
I will not be trash like you.
919
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:48,902
It's OK.
920
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:50,779
Don't be afraid.
921
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,507
I think Georgia loves scary movies
922
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:13,301
because it's a reason to be scared
that makes sense.
923
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:22,602
Because the things you really need
to be scared of don't have any rules,
924
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,062
and Georgia knows that.
925
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,200
Keep practicing your cursive, guys.
926
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,703
How are you doing over here?
927
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:41,621
That looks great.
928
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:44,249
Good job.
929
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:51,089
My mom says that your mom
flashes her tatas at the mayor.
930
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,507
No, she doesn't.
931
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,509
She says your family's trash.
932
00:50:56,928 --> 00:50:58,680
I'm scared all the time.
933
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,809
Scared what others think of me.
934
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,731
I'm afraid that if they knew the real me,
my true self,
935
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,359
it would scare them away.
936
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,784
Because the things
you really need to fear
937
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,327
don't go bump in the night.
938
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,791
The things you really need to fear
exist in us already.
939
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,169
We're the monsters.
940
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,850
For those struggling
with thoughts of self-harm,
941
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,394
information and resources are available
942
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:50,065
at www.wannatalkaboutit.com
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