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All right, let's play one more time, okay?
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And remember, if I win,
you do not move to Paris.
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Okay. I can't believe
I'm risking this again, but you're on.
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All right, Joe, you remember the rules.
Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
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Just flip.
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- Tails!
- Damn it!
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So we thought we'd throw you
a little going-away party around 7.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow.
Shouldn't you be packing?
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- It's all done.
- Oh, yeah, right.
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And after I took a shower this morning,
I just threw my towel on the floor.
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- Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it.
- I know.
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Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage
that I'm taking is in the bedroom.
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This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are
the boxes that I'm having shipped...
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...and that's the sandwich
I made for the plane.
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- Okay, you've done some good work.
- Yeah.
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What about your carry-ons?
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Oh, well, everything that I need
is in here...
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...and my travel documents
are on the counter...
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...organized in the order
that I will be needing them.
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Oh, my God.
I have nothing left to teach you.
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- Where's your passport?
- It should be next to my plane ticket.
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- Well, it's not.
- What? Maybe I put it in here?
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Oh! Oh, it's not in there!
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Oh, no, I must have packed it
in one of these boxes!
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- Here, let me help you.
- Shoot.
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I can't believe I did this.
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At what point did it stop being funny
that I took her passport?
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Oh, wow, can you believe
you're only three weeks away?
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I know.
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- You don't mind me touching your belly?
- I don't mind you touching my belly...
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...but your hand's kind of blocking the
part where the baby's gonna come out.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town.
Wow, look how big you've gotten.
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That's because I'm pregnant.
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- Right. No, I understand.
- Oh, okay.
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I'm just always afraid that people think
I'm just fat with big breasts.
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No, no, I knew.
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- Okay, well, stop staring at them.
- She brought them up.
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I didn't realize
you were coming back so soon.
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In a couple weeks
I won't be able to travel.
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I wanted her to get to know the doctors
and get settled into the hotel.
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- Why isn't she staying with you guys?
- Because we're moving in a couple days.
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Plus, hotels are fun! My room has
this little fridge full of free snacks.
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Erica, those things aren't free.
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In fact, they have one of the highest
markups of any consumer product...
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Ross, she's giving us her baby.
She can eat you if she wants.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, man, I can't believe you guys
are leaving this place.
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I know. I know.
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You know, you could take it if you want.
The lease is still in Nana's name.
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No, no. This will always be your place.
It would be too sad.
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Plus, how much a month does it cost
to feed Joey?
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Yeah, it takes two incomes.
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Hey, is Chandler here?
We talked about catching a movie.
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Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that.
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You can go help him and Joey
pack up the guest room.
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Hmm. Packing.
Sexy cheerleader comedy.
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Hmm. Helpful brother.
Creepy loner at teen movie.
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(Creep)'
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- What are you guys doing?
- Try it. I can't feel a thing.
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Are you kidding?
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- This is packing?
- We're taking a break.
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From?
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Jumping on the bed.
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All right, Rachel's party is in a couple
of hours, and there's a lot to do.
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Ross, you've got Geller blood.
You're in charge of these yahoos.
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- You got it.
- All right.
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She's right. We gotta get serious.
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Let's put Styrofoam peanuts
down his pants and kick him!
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No, guys, she's right. We should get
to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet.
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Joey, you pack them, and Ross,
you repack whatever Joey packs.
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You guys hear a ringing?
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- What the hell is this?
- Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice.
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I didn't know you guys had it in you.
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Chandler, you don't have a sister,
so you can't understand...
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...how much this bums me out.
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I didn't know Monica had these.
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Maybe she used them
with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard.
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Why would she use them with Richard
and not me? I can be kinky.
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I once did a naked dance for her
with scarves.
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Bumming hard, guys. Bumming hard.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Mike?
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Oh, he has a gig.
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It's kind of like being married
to a rock star, you know?
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My husband has a gig.
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Yeah? Where is it?
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Oh, he's playing organ
for a children's roller-skating party.
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Rock on!
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Wow, this is quite a spread.
What is all this stuff?
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Well, I thought this would be a great
opportunity to use up all the food...
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...that I don't want to move
to the new house with me.
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So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole
with a breakfast-cereal crust.
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Kidney beans in their own juices,
and for dessert, a questionable orange.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Where's Rach?
- She's putting Emma down.
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She'll be over in a second.
It just hit her that she's leaving.
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She's kind of emotional, no one
say anything to set her off, okay?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Rach. Hey.
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There she is.
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Hi, you guys.
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What did I just say?
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Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay.
I'm gonna be fine.
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- Come, I'll make you a drink.
- Okay.
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Oh, man, I can't believe
she's actually leaving.
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How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
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I know, she's been
such a big part of my life.
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It feels like when Melrose Place
got canceled.
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I mean...
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Ah, forget it, I miss Melrose Place.
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- I had a chance to stop her too.
- Yeah?
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Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?
You know?
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Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose.
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Wait a minute.
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- Yes, Joe?
- I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
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So you doing okay?
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Well, I've been better.
You guys are gonna come visit, right?
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Yes. You know, in six months,
the statute of limitations runs out...
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...and I can travel internationally again.
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- I'm gonna miss you so much.
- I know.
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You know what? Um, I have some
goodbye stuff that I wanted to say...
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...to each of you. And I was gonna save it
till the end of the night, but come here.
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Hey, what do you think
they're doing in there?
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If I had to guess, I'd say...
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...Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap,
and Phoebe's doing the punching.
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Pheebs, I don't even know
where to start.
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- Okay, well, before you do...
- Uh-huh.
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I know we weren't supposed
to get you presents...
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- ...but I do have something for you.
- Oh! Oh!
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Oh.
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- What is it?
- Well, it's a cotton swab...
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...with a bit of my saliva on it...
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...so that if they perfect the cloning
process while you're over there...
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...you can use the DNA
to create your own Pheebs.
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I'm gonna throw this away...
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...but thank you so much
for the gesture.
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Chandler?
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Um, I was just in our bedroom,
and I found these on my pillow.
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Oh, yes, I decided to leave those
out for you in case Richard stops by...
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...and you want to engage in a little
light bondage and mustache play.
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What are you talking about?
These aren't mine.
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Oh, yeah, right!
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Good luck getting another scarf dance
from me.
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That would be a terrible punishment.
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But I'm serious,
I've never seen these before.
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Really? Then what are they doing
in our guest room?
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Rachel used to live in that room.
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Rachel. With handcuffs.
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Interesting.
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Joey's bare ass.
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Well played.
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- I love you, Phoebe.
- I love you too.
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Please...
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Please don't...
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Don't turn into, you know,
a French bitch.
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I won't.
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All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this,
I better keep going.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Monica?
- Yeah?
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- Will you come with me?
- Sure.
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- Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
- No.
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Oh, you're so screwed.
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H93'-
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What was that all about?
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She's gonna say goodbye
to each of us individually.
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Are you kidding? Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I know.
It's gonna be even worse for you. God.
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Well, just get ready
to do some serious crying.
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Man, I'm not gonna be able
to handle this.
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Now I know how my students feel
at the end of each year.
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And why they act out
by giving me such bad evaluations.
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Mon. Okay.
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I better just say what it is
I'm gonna say.
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None of the amazing things that have
happened to me in the last 10 years...
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...would have happened
if it wasn't for you.
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No one has been
more like a sister to me.
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I know what you mean.
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You're like a sister to me too.
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I don't know what
I'm going to do without you.
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You're the greatest friend I ever had.
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...Seeing you every day.
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What?
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...See you every day!
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That is so sweet!
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Oh, no, she took down Monica.
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And I'm the crier in the family.
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Oh, God, I could be next.
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Maybe she won't talk to me if it
looks like we're in conversation.
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- Okay.
- That thing you said about the thing...
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...it really made me think
about that other thing.
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- Rash?
- Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her.
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I really made you think
about that thing, huh?
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Uh, Rach, I think I have something
that belongs to you.
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Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending
to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
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No, no, they're really yours.
We found them in your old room.
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Well, these aren't mine.
Maybe Monica used to use them with...
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Don't say Richard.
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Well, if they're not Monica's and
they're not yours, then whose are they?
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I think you're forgetting the kinkiest
former resident of that room.
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- Pheebs!
- Yeah!
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I think these are yours.
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These are not mine.
Look how flimsy they are. Come on.
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My God, you try to hang a guy
from a water pipe with these...
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...they'll snap like a piece of licorice.
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- Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
- Sure.
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You don't really handcuff guys
to water pipes do you?
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Where do you think Mike really is?
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Oh, honey...
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Let me just saying something
because once we get into this...
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...I'm gonna get all uncomfortable
and probably make some stupid joke.
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I just want to say that I... I love you.
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And I'm gonna miss you.
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And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
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Oh, you know what?
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Let's not say anything else.
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I love you.
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Not so tight.
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- I'm sorry, give me one more chance.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Oh!
- I'm sorry. Just go. Just go.
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I can't. I can't.
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- So I guess you're next. You ready?
- I don't think so.
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Oh, you're definitely not.
I haven't cried like that in years.
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You cried yesterday at the 6:00 news.
226
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That old woman was being scammed
by her mechanic.
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God, I can't believe
she saved me for last.
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Why are they taking so long?
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I don't know.
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But, God, Joey seems to be handling
it surprisingly well.
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No!
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Okay, here we go.
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- Well...
- Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna take off.
235
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:00,697
Huh?
236
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:05,077
Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night.
Thank you so much.
237
00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,870
I love you.
238
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:08,705
Good night.
239
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,420
What?
240
00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:19,842
I don't get a goodbye?
241
00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,927
Lucky bastard.
242
00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:32,896
Unbelievable.
She says goodbye to everyone but me!
243
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:36,442
Well, maybe she thought that
with all of your history, it could be...
244
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- ...you know, implicit.
- Well, it needs to be "plicit."
245
00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:44,616
All right, let's think about this.
I mean, there's gotta be an explanation.
246
00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:48,787
- Did you do anything to make her mad?
- No, I don't think so.
247
00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:52,583
You know, maybe she was just
really spent from our talk.
248
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,668
- It was pretty intense.
- Yeah, mine too.
249
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,879
- Mine was a humdinger.
- Okay!
250
00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:03,969
I mean, don't I deserve anything?
I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug?
251
00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:08,474
Not from you!
252
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,478
Ross, if you're this upset,
you should go and talk to her.
253
00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:15,105
And say what? You owe me a goodbye?
254
00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:18,692
- I mean, he's got more pride than that.
- The hell I do!
255
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:25,032
- I don't get a goodbye?
- What?
256
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:29,495
Everyone gets a goodbye but me?
What do I gotta do to get a goodbye?
257
00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:32,748
Huh? Be best friends with you?
Go out with you?
258
00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,333
Have a baby with you?
259
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,044
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute!
I did all those things!
260
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,422
- Ross...
- Or maybe I'm just not giving you...
261
00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:45,260
...enough credit. Uh, I mean, it is difficult
to say goodbye to five people.
262
00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:48,305
Goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye, goodbye, g...
263
00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,307
It's physically impossible!
264
00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,896
You know what?
After all we've been through...
265
00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,316
...I can't believe this is how
you want to leave things between us.
266
00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,777
Have a good time in Paris.
267
00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:10,077
- I hope Ross isn't too upset.
- I'm sure he's not more bummed out...
268
00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:12,246
- ...than I am.
- Tell me about it.
269
00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:15,332
Well, you can't say we don't know
how to throw a party.
270
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,293
I think I'm gonna head out.
271
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:23,048
- Uh, where do you think you're going?
- I thought I was going home to bed...
272
00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:26,260
...but I'm sensing there's something
less fun for me to do here.
273
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:30,180
We're moving in a couple days
and we got a lot of packing to do.
274
00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:34,476
- It'd be great if you guys could pitch in.
- Joey and I can finish up the guest room.
275
00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,395
Yeah, good idea.
276
00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:40,107
Oh, no. You and Phoebe
are gonna help me in here.
277
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,151
You couldn't be cool.
278
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,446
We're gonna start in the kitchen.
279
00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,658
Plates get put into plate protectors
and stacked 10 to a box.
280
00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:53,787
The silverware gets bundled in rubber
bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?
281
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,872
- Yeah.
- Good. I need you to be careful...
282
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,709
...and efficient. And remember,
if I'm harsh with you...
283
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,712
...it is only because
you're doing it wrong.
284
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,842
Hey, Mon, I think I figured out
whose handcuffs they are.
285
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:09,720
- You did? How?
- Well, I was cleaning out the closet...
286
00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:12,264
...and I found some pictures of them...
287
00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:16,351
- ...being used.
- Oh, my God, let me see.
288
00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:19,479
Who's that dirty old lady?
289
00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,482
Monica's grandmother.
290
00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:27,613
Oh, my God. Nana liked it rough!
291
00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,907
- Hi.
- Hey.
292
00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,451
Here, have a seat. Yeah.
293
00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,578
- How was your night?
- Oh, it was okay.
294
00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:37,497
I went to a movie with my cousin
then out for dinner.
295
00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,625
We went to this place that had...
296
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:49,009
Anyway, they had these
really amazing cheeseburgers.
297
00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:55,057
- Erica, are you okay?
- Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
298
00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:59,936
I keep getting these stomachaches.
They come and go every few minutes.
299
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:06,151
- Oh, my God.
- Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.
300
00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,196
She doesn't have a stomachache!
She's in labor!
301
00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,823
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, you gotta get to the hospital!
302
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,952
Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go!
Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!
303
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,664
Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby.
304
00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:21,208
We're gonna have a baby!
305
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,460
Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby!
306
00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:26,838
Oh, God, I've gotta sit down!
I've gotta sit down!
307
00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:32,094
- Honey, it's gonna be okay.
- You can do this. Just breathe.
308
00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:35,305
Okay. Okay.
309
00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:36,890
Okay, I feel a little better.
310
00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:40,018
Oh! Are you sure?
311
00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,897
- Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go.
- Okay.
312
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,774
- Come, let's go.
- Bye!
313
00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:47,818
- We're having a baby!
- Good luck!
314
00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,778
- Chandler, wait, wait, wait!
- What?
315
00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,448
If you get a second, find out
where she got that cheeseburger.
316
00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:03,959
You think I didn't say goodbye
to you because I don't care?
317
00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:05,669
That's what it seemed like.
318
00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:10,549
I cannot believe that after 10 years
you do not know one thing about me!
319
00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:16,012
- Then why didn't you say something?
- Because it is too damn hard, Ross!
320
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:20,809
I can't even begin to explain to you
how much I am gonna miss you.
321
00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:25,647
When I think about not seeing you
every day, it makes me not want to go.
322
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,609
Okay? So if you think that
I didn't say goodbye to you...
323
00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:33,572
...because you don't mean as much
to me as everybody else, you're wrong.
324
00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,491
It's because you mean more to me.
325
00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:39,119
So there, all right?
There's your goodbye!
326
00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:40,996
- Rash!
- What?
327
00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:43,373
- You keep... You can't...
- What?
328
00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:07,981
- A little more.
- Okay.
329
00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:11,318
- A little more. A little more.
- All right.
330
00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:14,905
Little more.
331
00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:19,743
- All right. All right, let's do this.
- All right, ready?
332
00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:22,496
Yep. Now give me your best shot.
333
00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:25,582
All right. Here goes.
334
00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:33,006
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