Original subtitles

CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

Ha! So, if you're gay

I'm María Félix!

No. I don't want to see you,

Alejandro Montero.

Get out! Get out of here right now!

You're a stupid criminal, a liar,

who sneaked his way into my house and my life!

Now I'm going to put you in jail!

And guess what! I'll send some inmates

to rape you, son of a--

Hannah: We're outside. You told us not to knock,

but it's really cold outside. OPEN UP!

-Shush! -HANNAH: What happened?

-[WHISPERING] Bathroom. -Bathroom?

Shush! Bathroom!

Go, go, go. Fast...

Why?

Okay, okay.

Now what? What is it?

I remembered everything!

-Everything, everything! -Okay.

-Why are we in here? -It was Alejandro!

GRACIELA: What about Alejandro?

He was making out with Esther.

Ha! Hold on. The guy she kissed...?

-Shush! Yes! -Hey, Alejandro wouldn't...

He's gay, what do you mean?

No! I've just remembered, we came back that night

and he said he wasn't gay.

I told you! I told you!

What?

-I told you! -What, dude?

Look ...told you!

-That's why he rejected me, dude. -Of course!

Are you serious, Cristina?

I swear on my sister's life!

-Hey! -Shush!

What are you going to do?

I need you to help me

come up with the perfect criminal plan.

No, start thinking of a way

to pay for this place when you kick him out.

-No! Shush! -No, no, no.

Let's call the police,

they can drag him out and put him in a car.

I'm not going to call the police! I'll do it!

GRACIELA: Cristina, wait.

Alejandro Montero, get out of there!

HANNAH: Cris.

-Sleeping peacefully? -It's not a good plan.

MIGUEL: No way!

Hey, bro. Thanks for coming.

I had to get out of there

one way or the other.

You're lucky to be alive.

It wasn't luck, it was booze.

Cristina, doesn't remember

a thing, can you believe it?

Really? She must've been plastered.

No, worse than that.

She started preparing some quesadillas,

we had dinner together and we...

You're still a harmless liar

who landed on his feet,

like cats do.

I hope I've got seven lives too,

because when Cristina remembers everything,

she's going to kill me seven times. Yeah.

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

[♪]

CRISTINA: Give me a reason to be here

instead of at work.

Cami's in the Science Fair,

his loved ones should support him.

So, whatever happens,

just clap.

Besides, Cristina, you're better off here

than with that criminal in your apartment.

I was going to go to the office,

I wasn't going to stay in.

Be an aunt for three hours.

It won't ruin your life.

Don't manipulate me, okay?

Look, I have to be here

to make sure the volcano erupts

-like it's supposed to. -At this rate,

that volcano is not going to erupt ever.

[♪]

Everything okay?

No, nothing's okay.

Grace?

How are you?

Fine, Nancy. Heh.

Yeah?

I just saw your husband with the maid

and the kids.

Is everything all right?

Mm-hm.

They're too much.

You show them some trust,

and they take over the house.

No. That's not my case.

But thanks for worrying.

First: acceptance.

It was hard for me, but later on,

thanks to God and guru Fabio,

-I made it. -Who?

He'll change your life.

Namaste.

[♪]

CRISTINA: I hope this is not

one of those pyramid schemes.

Cristina, please,

have a little faith. Oh, my God!

Faith?

This is a sect!

Look how they're dressed!

What are you...?

They'll make us wear uniforms.

Relax, please...

You have to... trust the process.

What process?

You must've have spent

a bunch of money in this campsite.

For the last time: this is not a campsite!

CRISTINA: Okay.

FABIO: Namaste.

ALL: Namaste.

Welcome, brothers, sisters, non-binary siblings...

I hope you make the most of this camp

to go back to your lives

reinvigorated, happy...

Kiddo?

To focus on your inner self,

it's important to cut off from the outside world.

Oh! Doctor... Sir...

Sorry, I don't know what to call you.

I can't put it away,

but it's in silent mode.

I'll just leave it here

and it's all good.

You won't be able to take part

in this spiritual retreat.

Well, then. I want

my money back in cash.

I'll go to the reception desk.

Cristina, don't be absurd. We're here,

-it'll be good for you. -No!

-Yes, it will. -I'm not a child!

You sound like one.

ESTHER: Okay, handsome.

I mean, you may want

to dress like a homeless person,

but you shouldn't want to be homeless

in real life.

I mean, are you sure

that you want to quit now?

Yes.

I don't want this job, it's different.

Oh! My favorite liar!

Brave and empowered!

So brave,

that I told Cristina the truth.

Really?

-Yes. -And?

Esther, that's none of your business.

I'm just saying that you've lost your leverage.

Are you still mad because I kissed you?

You know that you shouldn't have gone in there,

let alone kiss me. You know it.

I warned you that I needed closure.

You owed me.

That's your problem, Esther,

you think everyone owes you.

I don't owe you anything, got it?

-Nothing at all. -All right.

I mean, it's a shame

that you want to leave right now.

You're writing better than ever,

I'm on great terms with several publishers.

That article you handed in?

It could be a book, a best seller.

Esther, after the mess

with my other book, trust me,

publishers hate me.

Alejandro, right now, you've got two cards

that no one else has.

One: you know a woman inside out.

Ah! I see.

If you mean Cristina,

let me be clear,

I refuse to write about her.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Who's talking about Cristina?

Not everything is about her,

get over it.

This is about you, Alejandro.

You've got a superpower.

I don't know how you did it,

but you're the only man

who has really got to know a woman.

That's worth millions today.

And this is not about money.

No, no, no. It's about success!

It's about what you always wanted to be, an author.

Are you done?

Yes.

Thanks.

Listen, Esther.

You mentioned one card,

-but you said I had two. -Mm-hm.

Can you tell me what the other one is?

Me.

You've got me.

[SIGHS]

FABIO: We empty our heads

and go to our happy place.

[LAUGHS] You've got one?

Shush!

FABIO: Think silently.

Take a deep breath,

and now, through a scream,

we release every single demon

that's inside us.

On my count. Two...one...

Guillermo!

[CRYING]

Hey, I really loved your comments

to my last post.

I loved them, honestly.

Thanks to everyone

who's joining us right now.

Uh! Camilo3000!

I never remember names, just so you know.

Anyway, thanks to those...

Hi.

Dad, I'm busy.

I know. Where's Sofi?

Sofi's his sister. His sister.

Yes, that's my dad.

Please, Dad.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

All right.

SOFI [VOICE MESSAGE]: I had to get here early.

You were asleep, Dad!

My turn.

Honey, I asked you to remind me.

And you can't go alone.

I can get up earlier,

make breakfast and take you.

SOFI: It's not necessary.

I took a DigiRyde with Martita.

Eh... See you tonight.

Bye.

Dad, please, sit down.

Don't take it the wrong way,

I don't want to be mean, but...

if I'm streaming or recording,

please, don't interrupt

because ...at's up with Sofi?

She's acting weird.

No, she's always like that.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Hey, bro, what's the latest

on the whole Cris melodrama?

Did she get her memory back

or are we still waiting?

There's been some developments.

We've been texting each other.

She said she was going out of town

-with Grace for a few days. -Yeah?

Yes. But that's not the worst part.

To make my life more complicated,

I quit my job.

-What? -Yes.

No, hold on.

So, you're alive

and standing here, so Esther

didn't accept it.

No, no. It was all very weird, Mike.

She offered me some help

to publish a book

inspired by the article I wrote.

-Can you believe it? -No. Wow!

Yes.

-Well, Satan is not that evil. -No.

Look, bro, I know that Esther

is not your favorite villain, but...

Okay.

I mean, think about it.

She's turned you into a better person

-and a better writer. -Ah!

Seriously, Mike?

Are you suggesting that I have

to be thankful? No way.

Look, bro.

She has faith in you.

Besides, you're broke,

but you've got a story,

-so don't hesitate. -I don't know.

I've hurt Cristina badly.

If now, on top of that,

I take advantage of her suffering

to make money... No, no, no!

Can't you see, bro?

It's like the woman you love and the one you hate

coincided in time

to make you famous.

Wow!

Don't overthink it, bro.

You're right.

One thing's for sure,

if I publish this book,

it'll be on my own,

I won't get Esther involved.

-Definitely. -I can be your manager.

I'll think about it.

No! That's a given. Mike, I'm joking.

[MAN PLAYING UKULELE]

♪ I must confess that sometimes ♪

♪ I don't like The way you are... ♪

I didn't know I had company.

♪ You tend to disappear ♪

♪ And I don't get... ♪

why you get to keep a stupid ukulele

and I had to give up my cellphone?

Well, probably,

because I can't get online with this.

No. I'm lying.

I hid it.

Oh! I feel so stupid!

I get reprimanded all the time.

I know. I felt the same my first time.

Have you come here more than once?

More than once, but don't laugh.

I do this for my family.

Don't tell me that the guru

is your cousin, please.

No, no. I wish, but he's not.

Ever since...

I became a widower,

my family and friends

keep sending me to therapy,

retreats, yoga sessions, etcetera, etcetera.

I'm really sorry.

For the therapy

or the yoga sessions? Yoga's difficult.

For your loss.

I'm sorrier.

Julio.

Cristina.

It was nice to meet you.

"Was"? Are you asking me to leave?

No, but at this rate,

if you keep skipping classes,

I give you two days tops.

Ye of little faith.

I finish what I start!

Hey, this challenge is different.

Want to bet?

She's not here, she's out of town.

Hannah?

Yes, just a sec.

Esther.

No way.

Hello?

Sorry, I can't help you.

I mean, really?

No, no. I don't get it.

How come no one knows

where the owner of the company is?

Well, the owners are like that,

they tend to vanish.

What an idiot!

[♪]

ESTHER: That article you handed in?

It could be a book, a best seller.

MIGUEL: She has faith in you.

Besides, you're broke,

but you've got a story,

so don't hesitate.

No... No, no, no.

[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]

AUTOMATED VOICE: The number you dialed is not available.

Your call will be transferred to voicemail.

Eh... Cris, this is Alex.

Eh... Sorry to bother you, but...

I mean, I guess

that you don't want to hear from me.

But I've been thinking and...

we need to talk.

So, when you get this,

whenever that is, call me, please.

Bye.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

CAMI: If your parents check your stuff

behind your back ..., no, no!

Don't you dare!

I'm keeping the cellphone.

Why? What were you doing?

[SIGHS]

Look, we're buddies, keep it a secret.

I just want to know

what's going on with Sofi, that's all.

It's obvious. She's got a boyfriend.

-Where are you going? -What?

To kill the kid

that's taking advantage of her! Dad,

this is why Sofía doesn't tell you anything.

If you didn't react like this,

maybe she'd introduce you two.

I don't want that, I want

to keep him away from her.

You should want that too!

-You're her brother! -You're late.

-Kiké is the love of her life. -Kiké?

That's a criminal's name!

Is he in a gang?

Come on, Dad.

Do you remember that movie

about the Italian mobsters

with that guy that's out of breath?

What's that got to do with what we're...?

The Godfather, yes. What?

[IMITATING THE GODFATHER] "Keep your friends close,

and your enemies closer.

Capisci?"

[♪]

Capisci.

JULIO [WHISPERS]: See? He's there.

Go, go, go.

Shh, shh.

Yes. Go.

Unbelievable!

I haven't broken the rules in years.

I don't believe you. Come on.

I honestly feel like I'm camping.

This is a campsite.

And you have to last two more days here

or you're having dinner with me, you'll see.

Wait, wait, wait.

Ta-da!

[PHONE CHIMES]

VOICEMAILS 6

Hey, hey, hey. He's practically dead.

This is dead, there's no signal.

Well, you can't get

everything you want, can you?

-Let's go. -Is this the year 2003?

There's a yoga class in five minutes.

Hurry.

We have to put it away. Come on, come on.

ALEJANDRO: This is Alex.

Eh... Sorry to bother you...

Hey...

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Ah! Where's Cristina?

What do you need?

We know your intentions

are evil, dude.

-You're evil. -What do you mean?

You know, my dear.

Look... Tropical princess,

I'm looking for Cristina,

because Héctor allowed us

to hand in the proposal

tomorrow at noon.

Find her or lose your chance.

-Got it? -Yeah, right! Sure.

[LAUGHING] Look.

Listen, my darlings,

I don't have

to convince you of anything.

I'm just being friendly.

Find her. If you screw this up,

you're going to ruin me too.

I can be an amazing friend,

but you don't want me as an enemy, hm?

Ah! By the way,

great Botox job.

Let me know where you went. Find her.

[SCOFFS]

Dude, did you get Botox?

[BIRDS TWEETING]

Hello.

I'm really glad to see you again, Cristina.

Join us.

How does he know my name?

He knows everyone's

names and natal charts.

[LAUGHS]

Scary, right?

Well, put your hands up.

On the count of three, to the right.

One, two, three.

Ah! No, no, no.

Stretch.

Do you think this is hard? Ah!

Now comes Downward Dog...

Pooping.

To the left. One, two, three.

-Ah! -No, why?

Stretch.

Here's an easy one:

Butterfly Stuck on Wall.

Stretch. Stretch, stretch.

Julio? Cristina?

Don't make me separate you two.

No, sir.

Ah!

Two days. Hang in there.

Yes.

-Butterfly. -What? No...

Stretch, but not too much.

FABIO: Second warning.

One more, and you're out.

HANNAH: She's not picking up.

Keep trying.

If what the piranha said is true,

we'd cover the payroll by the end of the month, dude.

-Mm-mm, no. -Dude! Dude, I got it!

The proposal is in Cristina's computer.

Great! Where's her computer?

Ah! Damn it! Really?

Ah...

♪ If I only could ♪

♪ Should feel strange But it sure feels good ♪

You've been doing those exercises for a while now.

Yes. And you should be doing them too.

You're such a nerd!

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪ ♪ You know it must be love ♪

Hello, princesses.

I've come to do a routine search

for electronic devices.

Like the one you're holding.

Let's see what we have here.

Eh...

[MOUTHING WORDS]

Let's see...

What about here?

Can I have that?

Isn't this illegal or something?

Is this how you want

to cleanse your soul, Cristinita?

First, don't call me that,

and secondly,

I need that to work, sir.

Yes, yes, yes. I know, I know.

But you're not here to work.

Exactly.

You'll get it back when you leave.

Excuse me.

Thanks, guru.

I hope you can finally find some peace.

Yes, sure.

Judas!

How can you do this to me?

Do what?

Grace, this is great for you,

but not everything is about you, okay?

Hey, I invited you

so we could find peace together.

You don't want to find it!

You've got a wonderful husband

who's pursuing his dreams!

Don't talk to me like that!

Talk to me with harmonious words!

Is it harmonious to take my stuff away?

-You have to hand them over! -But I need them!

-Why? -Because I do work, Grace.

I didn't mean it like that.

Grace, taking care of your family is work and...

Hey!

-Kiké! -What?

I told you to stay there.

You can't be here.

Please, I'll go in alone.

But you promised...

You said ...FI: No...

CAMI: Dad, here's what ...ush! Cami!

If my dad sees us here, he'll kill us.

I know, but...

you just took off.

We had an agreement.

What was I supposed to do?

You know...

[GUILLERMO CLEARS THROAT]

Hi, Dad.

This is Kiké.

He's a friend from school.

Eh... He walked me home

because... the streets are very dangerous.

Ah! I guess he...

[CAMILO CLEARS THROAT]

[IMITATING THE GODFATHER] He must know about that.

Ah! Eh...

Kiké... Enrique Arellano,

but you... You can call me Kiké.

Is he your friend or your boyfriend?

My boyfriend.

And is your boyfriend... staying for dinner?

So?

Ah! No, that's nice of you, Mr. Guillermo.

Are you going to reject my invitation?

No. Well, no.

Thank you so much. Eh...

What? What?

[WHISPERING] My voice will go hoarse.

-I can't keep doing it. -Try.

But it already hurts.

[♪]

JULIO: Is everything okay with Graciela?

How did you know?

Well, you exceeded the allowed decibels.

Right.

And who would you say won?

I noticed that you considered leaving,

but you stayed to avoid our dinner.

Unbelievable! Ha-ha-ha.

Do you mind?

Wow!

I haven't smoked in years!

Since we're breaking rules...

[EXHALES]

[COUGHS]

Are you okay?

[LAUGHS]

Ah!

You know? This is relaxing.

Unlike that yoga class.

Don't tell me that you're in crisis because you're 30.

Why do you think I'm 30?

I don't know.

Yes, I'm about to turn

that age and...

I can't help thinking

of everything I've left behind.

Well, maybe you had to... I don't know,

get rid of a lot of baggage

to travel lighter, you know?

It's not easy to climb three floors carrying stuff.

I'm scared.

I understand that.

I'm scared...

since I became a widower.

Ha-ha. Good thing we've got pot.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[COUGHS] Do you drink wine?

More than water. Ha-ha.

Did you smuggle a few bottles,

you damn criminal?

This will be better.

We're going to rob Fabio's cellar.

What do you say?

Hurry![LAUGHS]

Come on.

[RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING]

Is there anything that you'd like to share?

Well, first of all,

I want to apologize

on behalf of my sister, who... Pff!

And I also want to thank

each and every one of you, because...

Because thanks to you I...

I'm finally finding my inner light.

-Namaste. -That's nice.

MARTA: Tasty?

Mrs. Martita, it's awesome.

I haven't eaten anything this good in ages. Thanks.

Well, the kitchen belongs to Mr. Guillito.

-See? -Really?

That's funny! My dad used to cook all the time,

but he's no longer with us.

Anyway, it's better than nothing.

-Did he die? -No way! No!

That idiot ended up in jail,

but he'll be out next month or something.

He's done his time, right?

No, no...

Well, if I lick the plate I might break it.

A broken plate? Which one? It's a set!

For God's sake, say it isn't so.

No, Martita. Kiké meant it figuratively.

Martita!

MARTA: Bye, cutie.

[MARTA CHUCKLES]

Sir.

Later.

Great tacos, Mr. Guillermo.

[FAKE COUGHS] I'll kill him.

Little bro, see you next time.

MARTA: They're cute! So sweet!

Honey, honey, honey. Wait.

-Martita. -He's so polite.

Thank you. No, don't help.

Come sit down, honey. Sit for a sec.

Look at me.

You know you can count on me.

-Yes. -If you want to talk,

-I'll always be there. -Relax.

-I'm here for you. -I know.

-Sure? -Dad, calm down.

-Sure? -Yes, I know.

-Come here. -Relax.

ALEJANDRO: Look, Mike,

I've contacted 20 publishers.

Can you believe it?

Do you know how many replied?

-How many? -Zero.

-Mm! -Yes.

Relax, bro.

Look, if I've learned anything

it's that when you write someone,

you have to wait.

Be patient and don't make a big deal out of it.

Sure.

Why don't I go see them?

I've done that. It doesn't work.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Um... Look, bro.

Let's just enjoy the beer. It's late.

-Yes. -Wait until morning,

if they haven't replied,

just drop by.

Yeah.

You're right.

[SIGHS]

Come here.

What are you doing?

KIKé: ♪ I was so close I could... ♪

♪ Feel your breath... ♪

Sofi?

What's this?

A serenade, sir.

Come in.

How long has he been here?

He just got here, Dad.

You were in the bathroom.

He came to walk me to school.

KIKé: Yes, yes.

It's rough. It's dangerous, Dad.

Yes, it's dangerous.

Any idiot may get inside.

Why do you think I take her

to school after breakfast?

-I'm her dad. -Is breakfast ready?

No, it isn't.

Get out. I need to talk to her.

What? What is it? What happened?

What? What's up, dude?

Are you still here? Go!

Yes.

No, no, no, Sofi.

Please, sit down.

Look, I'm making a huge effort

to accept that you're old enough

to have a boyfriend, okay?

But I need you to make an effort and accept

that there are rules in this house.

He can't be in your bedroom,

let alone this early, okay?

Hannah, it's going to explode! It's going to explode!

[COUGHING]

For God's sake!

Ah! What's this?

Dude!

Have you had it serviced?

What?

Serviced. You should do it every year.

Have you ever taken it to a mechanic, Rodri?

No. I mean... It worked, dude.

Well, give me the number

of the roadside assistance service.

Give me...the insurance's number.

Did you hire one?

No.

Why don't you have insurance

for a car like this one?

-I could kill you! -It worked.

I'm going to kill you!

-Let's hit the road. -What? Wait, no.

-Yes, we'll hitch a ride. -No, no.

-Let's ask for help. -No way, dude.

-I'm not staying. -Have you seen horror movies?

Dude, someone will pick us up,

take us to a motel and kill us.

That's not going to happen.

We're not hitchhiking.

What are you doing?

DigiRyde can take us to the camp.

Sure, they'll send a car.

Of course, honey.

Come on, lock the car and let's go.

Dude, we can't hitch...

Lock the car ...ll yeah! There!

-You're joking! -Have some faith.

-Unbelievable! -Have some faith.

I love globalization!

It's very important to keep...

controlling our breathing.

[RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING]

Where's your sister?

Eh...

I don't know.

I haven't seen her since we...

You know what happened.

But she's a good person.

I think we should...

give her a second chance.

Could we give her a second chance?

She's cute.

[LAUGHING] Shush.

It sucks.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Can you explain what's going on?

This is... This is disrespectful to me,

to the process, your classmates, yourselves.

[SLURRING] "To me, the process...

[BOTH LAUGHING]

...your classmates, non-binary and binary."

You nailed it! You nailed it!

Again, again, again.

Teacher...

"It's disrespectful..."Cristina, stop it.

My beautiful sister!

I miss you.

Let's be friends again.

Ah! You stink of booze!

Get your stuff.

Both...? Both of us?

The three of you.

No! Why me?

MARTA: Oh, God!

You're going to wear down the floor!

Here's some coffee.

Martita, let me be honest.

I want to wear it down

to bury that smartass that's with my kid.

When did we allow that...delinquent

inside our house?

The girl grew up

and got pretty, she's a young woman.

When love hits you this way...

I'm having a hard time.

Why did she leave now?

I can't believe it.

Poor Mr. Guillo!

Look, my God

doesn't give bread to the toothless

nor give burdens

that we cannot carry, hm?

Why don't we get rid of him? There's a lake here.

You could get a few big rocks,

we'll tied them to his legs, throw him

and no one will find him.

Dear God!

Shut your mouth!

You just have to talk to them,

what's the big deal?

Talk to the girl or talk to the boy.

We could find a circus and rent a crocodile.

No, Mr. Guillo! Stop it!

If he floats, he'll get eaten.

Not entirely!

Yes, there will be pieces left.

[GROANING]

Sis, I'm sorry.

No, to be honest, you're absolutely right.

It was wrong to get drunk

as a skunk,

but you're right about everything else.

No, don't say that.

I have to.

The truth is that I want to get my family back.

Hey, why don't you go ahead?

Sure?

What about you?

I know someone who'll give me a ride.

What?[LAUGHS]

Really?

Maybe.

I know, Mike,

but I found one

that's called Cygnus Publishing House.

MIGUEL [ON PHONE]: And?

No, no, forget it.

They want intellectual stuff.

Okay.

Save the e-mail. When you get rich,

we'll call those intellectual idiots.

Wait. Let's see, hold on.

Here's another one.

This one's called Sunshine Publishers.

Can you believe that, Mike?

They are the ones!

No.

This one wants the opposite,

something less intellectual.

I mean, it makes no sense.

Save that one too.

[PHONE BUZZING]

I'll call you back, Mike.

I've got another call.

Okay. Yes, I'll call you back.

Hello?

Eh... Yes, yes. Speaking.

Ah! Hold on.

Can you hold on, Miss?

I need a pen to write down the...

The address.

Okay, hold on.

There.

Can you give me the address?

All right.

No, no, no. I've written

that chapter already.

I could show it to you.

See you tomorrow to discuss it.

Is that all?

Bye.

Mike? What's up?

Hey, guess what!

I've just got a call.

Tomorrow, I'm going to take

the first chapter of the book

to Guanajuato, can you believe it?

MIGUEL: Really?

Hey, dude. Even in Guanajuato,

people make videocalls.

No, Mike.

They want to meet me in person.

Don't you get it?

They're interested in the chapter.

Okay, dude. Yeah.

What is it about?

I'm going to write it right now.

I have to go, Mike. Okay?

All right. Bye.

Sofi.

SOFI: I'm not here.

What do you mean? I can hear you.

I don't want to see you.

GUILLERMO: Open up, love.

Let's talk.

Sofi...

you know I'd die for you,

and I trust you.

There's no reason not to.

But there are limits.

A boy and a girl in a room?

That's crossing the line.

We weren't doing anything wrong.

I know, love. I know,

but I need you to go slow.

This is a new relationship.

It's like starting a job on Monday

and asking for a raise on Tuesday.

But you're the chef!

Honey, it's an example.

Dad, I want things to work out with Kiké,

I want you all to like him.

[♪]

Baby steps, love. Baby steps.

You're just starting this job

called love.

Don't ruin it by asking for a raise.

Not right now.

Thanks.

Dude!

Did you get Botox and implants, Hannah?

-What? -I might bite you.

I'll fart right in your face, you damn cripple! No!

There you go.

-Ah! -Shush.

Done.

What now? How are we going to find

this peace and love enclosure?

[CHUCKLES] I don't know where Cristina is,

but we could look for her computer.

-The office. -The office.

-Let's start there. -That way.

Wait.

Ah!

Here, here, here.

-Dude! Look! -Hold on!

-Om! -Hey.

Where do you think you're going?

No, no. Plan B?

-Plan B. -Now!

-Security! -Hannah! Plan B!

-Where's Cristina? -Security!

JULIO: You know we can't be here.

When did you start respecting the rules?

I just don't get it. What are we doing?

Oh!

I know it's not dinner, but it's something.

Don't tell me you stole this.

-Really? -Of course!

If there are no refunds,

I'll get my money's worth somehow.

Well, at least my parents

will be very happy.

[LAUGHS]

Why? You got kicked out?

I'm so sorry for that.

Yes, but for the first time, I'll leave this place smiling.

Why are you still here?

We're in our happy place!

Just do your thing, don't worry.

Get out of here.

No, no, no. Easy, easy.

We're leaving, we're leaving.

-We're packing up. -CRISTINA: Hey!

-JULIO: It's fine, cool. -CRISTINA: Awful energy!

-Easy now. -You're so Zen.

Hey, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

Eh! Sorry.

We're out of here.

HANNAH: No, no! All right, all right!

She's here! She's here!

-There, there. -All right, all right.

What are you doing here?

Dude, it's a long story.

-Colombian? -Oh! You too?

-I am too. -How are you? What's up?

All good.

-I'll walk you out. -Come on. Come on.

-Okay, fine. Ah! -Go.

-What the hell? -What the hell?

Thanks, thanks.

HANNAH: No.

Fuck. We failed, Hannah!

CRISTINA: I'm sorry.

No, it was my fault.

Are you sure that you don't need a ride?

Positive.

I'll go with the...hooligans.

But thank you.

All right.

[CHUCKLES] My pleasure.

-Same here. -Bye, bye.

Bye, everyone!

[LAUGHS]

[SNIFFING] Oof!

♪ Oh, unfading glory ♪

♪ Oh, immortal joy... ♪Why do you look so happy?

Are you going to tell me why you came?

Hold on,

did the psychos called you?

Dude, you got kicked out, right?

You don't know the half of it!

Dude, they kicked out Grace.

[LAUGHING] I mean...

Okay, hold on. Grace is not here?

-No. -Crap!

-We have no ride home! -Really?

What? Where's your car?

I can't believe it.

It's a long story!

Dude, why didn't you pick up?

Because this place is like a nunnery,

they don't let you do anything.

Alejandro kept texting me.

He was suffocating me,

so I turned it off and put it away,

because I came here to calm down and find peace.

This will give you peace,

the piranha came by the office.

I'm talking about Esther.

And we've just lost a golden opportunity,

love, because you turned to Scientology.

No, no! See?

This is all Alejandro's fault!

His lies made me come here!

-Let it out, dude. -Agh! Agh!

I'm tired of pretending!

I want to kill him!

RODRIGO: Let it out.

Your peace, quiet and love program works.

Here's some energy for you.

-Cristina! -Ah!

[♪]

We were all there eating peacefully,

at the table, without moving,

back in the little town where my parents live,

when we heard noises.

Thump! Thump!

It was something big, very big.

I'm Big Foot![ALL SCREAM]

Crap!

Dad, language!

GUILLERMO: But ...at?

[MARTA EXCLAIMS]

Ma!

This is exciting!

-Mom! -Don't go again, please.

No, I won't go, I promise.

Swear it to God! Swear it!

I swear.

Even if dad becomes a chef?

Okay, let's sit down.

Well, if we don't support daddy,

who will?

Right?

But I do have a condition.

Hm?

I'm going to be a breadwinner too.

I'm going to get a job.

Well, then. We'll both support the family.

-Eh... Dad? -Ah?

-I have to go. -Where?

Where, love?

What's more important than your mom

who's just come back?

Well, her boyfriend!

[LAUGHS]

I love you, jerk!

Cami! You're hilarious.

You should make comedy videos now.

[LAUGHS][LAUGHS]

Mmm...

Do you have a boyfriend?

Does she?

Dad said I could.

No. No way.

Guillermo Edgardo Robles!

I can't believe it.

What kind of father allows

his underage daughter to have a boyfriend?

I'll let you be a hippy chef,

but hippy and dissolute?

That's the last thing I want in this house!

Do you hear me?

-Is that clear? -Yes, Madam.

-Out! -Yes, Madam.

[♪]

Ah!

Alejandro Montero!

Come out, Judas!

AN URGENT MATTER AROSE IN GUANAJUATO SO I LEFT.

I'LL BE BACK ON THURSDAY. XO. A.

♪ Love bites, love bleeds ♪

♪ It's bringing me down On my knees ♪

♪ Love lives, love dies ♪

♪ It's no surprise ♪

♪ Love begs, love pleads ♪

♪ It's what I need ♪