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The world is not made of atoms.
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It is made of stories.
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Aah!
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Hello, child.
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You've left your camera!
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Suck it, creep-o!
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Creep-o.
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That's a new one.
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What is life but a story?
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A single narrative thread
in the tapestry
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that binds us all.
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And as with all stories,
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it is not the length
of the tale that resonates,
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it is the quality
of the content within.
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I beseech you, friends,
that even as we mourn,
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let us celebrate as a tribute
to this young man's story.
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Let us seek solace that
we have been granted impunity
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from eternal rest.
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That death would not
eradicate us,
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but in the pages of life
we will continue forth
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and we cannot die!
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Uh, and now a reading
from Corinthians.
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Thank you for coming.
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Please drive safely.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Thank you for coming.
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I wouldn't.
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This world,
this business,
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it's not as neat and tidy
as one might expect.
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The coffin...
It's so small.
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A tragic thing,
indeed.
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Montgomery Dark,
resident mortician,
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indentured servant
to the great beyond.
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Dark. Really?
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Mm.
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It's a family name.
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Oh, I'm Sam.
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Sam.
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My condolences.
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Were you close with the child?
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
I saw a sign out front.
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Sign?
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Yeah, "Help wanted."
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Are you still looking?
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Yes.
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Always.
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Please.
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Have you any experience
in the mortuary arts?
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No, but I'm a fast learner.
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Mm, most people would
find it unmanageable.
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Huh.
I'm not most people.
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We shall see.
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Please have a seat.
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This is... This is
one serious collection of books
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you've got here.
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The mere tip of the looming,
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lumbering iceberg,
I'm afraid...
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An archive of the various ways
in which clients
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have found themselves passing
through our hallowed halls.
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So, these are all stories
about how people died?
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Not just how,
my dear, why.
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Huh.
That's pretty cool.
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Yes, it is, isn't it?
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Tell me one.
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Tell you one what? A story.
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Something...
dark and twisted.
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Something awesome.
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Mm. Perhaps we should
stick to business.
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We have much to do.
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Oh, come on, Monty.
If I'm going to be working here,
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I need to know what
I'm getting myself into.
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You are not hired yet,
young lady.
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Right because you have
a stack of applications
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to go through.
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Something dark,
twisted, and "awesome," eh?
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Well, see how
this one grabs you.
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Uh, someone's in here.
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Hoping you're
not trying to hide from me.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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Okay.
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Meet me on the veranda in 10?
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Look, I've just got to say that
talking with you back there,
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I felt this connection, and
I feel like you felt it, too.
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A-Am I being crazy?
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I'm being crazy.
I'll see you on the veranda.
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Ahh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Ahh!
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Damn it.
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Aaaah!
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Can somebody help me?
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Help me, please!
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Aaaaah!
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It's not bad.
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I was expecting something
a bit more substantial.
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Maybe an ironic comeuppance
or a big twist, but...
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it was fun.
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Fun?
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Well, I have more stories.
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Many, many more.
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I was...
just warming up.
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Here.
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Sign here,
initial here and here.
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It's a bit far-fetched,
don't you think,
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an octopus
in a medicine cabinet?
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It was not an octopus.
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And.
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It is not the validity
of the story
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that concerns me,
but the message within.
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And the message is...
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don't stick you nose
where it doesn't belong?
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In a most basic sense, yes.
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But on a deeper level,
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it is about the universal
balance of all things.
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Universal balance?
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There we are...
Nice and neat.
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Shall we begin?
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The foyer, French for
where the fire is kept.
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Oh, who are these ghouls?
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Ghouls?
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These are morticians,
my dear,
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some of whom were called
to serve in this very house.
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A distinguished group,
to be sure.
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Yeah, distinguished.
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Come.
There's much to see.
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Of course, you've already seen
the viewing parlor.
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Very elementary.
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The mourning sit here
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and up here
resides the rhapsodist.
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How old are you?
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Ironic, is it not,
that one so old would preside
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over the passing
of one so young.
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So, what is the story here?
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I would rather not.
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Some tales even I find
too unsettling to recount.
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Tell me another one, then.
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You say you have better stories.
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I want to hear them.
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You've heard the phrase,
"better safe than sorry,"
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I presume?
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Well, this young man
had to learn it the hard way.
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Karl Marx said that
social progress can be measured
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by the social position
of the female sex.
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Now, ladies,
as a straight, white male,
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I'm going to be the first
to admit the tides are turning.
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The patriarchy is falling,
and in its place
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is a brave, new world
of equality and sexual freedom.
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A world where both men and women
are entitled to have sex
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whenever and with
whoever they please
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as long as they do so safely
and with the proper protection.
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Just... like... that.
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You're empowered.
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Please, have some condoms.
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Guys, listen...
We are having a party tonight
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at the Sig Delt house.
You should stop by.
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Okay?
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So... is that true
about the patriarchy?
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No, idiot.
Patriarchy is solid.
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Karl Marx said that...
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You don't even know
who Karl Marx is.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
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Yes, I do.
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Jakey, can you please tell me
what we're doing here?
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We are providing an important
service to the incoming freshmen
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who are young, impressionable,
and vulnerable.
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Guys, it is our job to help them
make informed decisions.
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And that decision is to have sex
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with you hopeless jerks
at the party tonight.
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A-And what, the girls
who take the condoms
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are the ones who want to party.
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Oh!
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And party means sex.
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Anyone want condoms?!
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Condoms suck.
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Uh, hey!
Miss!
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Hey, excuse me,
Miss!
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Oh, Miss.
Hey! Can I...
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Hey, I was just wondering
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if I can offer you
a, uh, prophylactic?
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I'm sorry?
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Um, uh,
it's slang for a condom.
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We're giving them away to show
how the patriarchy is dying.
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You know,
it's almost dead.
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I mean,
we're white guys and...
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Do you know who Karl Marx is
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'cause he would want you
to have one?
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Uh, thanks.
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No problem.
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Uh, just one
'cause we've got plenty,
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and they're all free. Hey, buddy.
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Hi.
Hi.
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So, um, the girls lacrosse team
just showed up at the booth,
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and, um...
we're out of bananas.
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Wha... Like,
the lacrosse team?
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The girls lacrosse team.
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That's like the fastest sport
on two feet.
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You got this?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I'll do my best.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Uh, yeah, we don't have
a girls lacrosse team.
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I'm Jake.
Uh, Sandra.
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You don't look like a freshman.
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No. It's 'cause
I'm not.
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I just come to these things
to get laid.
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Oh, me too.
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What?
I w...
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I was...
I-I'm joking.
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I-I'm working at
the stay safe booth over there.
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I-I'm just trying to give back.
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I don't know.
I'm just doing my part.
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I like that.
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Hey, uh, Jake!
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Could I just borrow you
for one second?
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Yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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I got to go, but,
um, yeah.
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It was a... It was a pleasure
meeting you, Sandra.
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You know, um...
there's a party tonight
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at the Sig Delt house.
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We're throwing it.
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Uh, it's probably going to be
fun, so you should come.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe?
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Yeah, maybe is, uh...
Maybe's great.
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Okay, well, uh, maybe
I'll see you there.
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Uh, hang on!
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Yep!
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Yeah!
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Did you want
some liquid courage?
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Hmm? No.
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Okay. Uh, bottoms up!
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Something wrong? You've kind of
been acting a little weird
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ever since this morning?
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No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh...
yeah, I'm just laying low.
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Oh, yeah, that's cool.
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I'm laying low, too.
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You know, just laying real low
'cause I'm cool.
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We're cool.
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Oh, is that girl coming?
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What?
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The girl from this morning.
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I don't know, maybe.
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Cool. Maybe, who cares?
Whatever. You know.
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Whoa!
Hey, what is that?
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No! No! No!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
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Oh, you dog!
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What?
Jenny Si...
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Jenny Simon, the head
of the history department?!
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Yeah, I had to brush up
on the cultural relevance
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of Mesopotamia
in the 21st century.
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How do you do it?
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I mean, you look good.
That's a given.
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There's something else.
It's...
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Carter, girls aren't
some complex puzzle
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that need to be solved.
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They're the same as you and me.
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They want the same things.
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They... They want sex and...
And a companion.
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I mean, like everybody,
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they just... want to feel
like they're worth it.
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Look, if you can give
a girl that,
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00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:23,497
even if it's just
for one night...
264
00:26:23,509 --> 00:26:28,110
you can have any girl
that you want.
265
00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:30,634
Look alive,
Sig Delts!
266
00:26:30,646 --> 00:26:35,030
I am a robot,
and this is my fuel.
267
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,902
Aah!
Let's do it!
268
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:46,118
Hey, haven't you heard
about all of those missing guys?
269
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:47,554
What guys are you talking about?
270
00:28:47,566 --> 00:28:50,122
Yeah, there's fliers
all over campus.
271
00:28:50,134 --> 00:28:52,515
Oh, yeah. Yeah, those guys,
that's terribly sad.
272
00:28:52,527 --> 00:28:53,908
It's heartbreaking.
273
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,302
Aren't you worried
about your safety?
274
00:28:56,314 --> 00:28:59,000
I mean,
you barely know me.
275
00:28:59,012 --> 00:29:02,786
I could be...
a serial killer.
276
00:29:06,802 --> 00:29:09,489
Are you?
277
00:30:01,161 --> 00:30:03,760
I have something for you.
278
00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:06,981
Oh, yeah?
What is it?
279
00:30:21,181 --> 00:30:25,434
Oh, great.
That's...
280
00:30:25,446 --> 00:30:31,571
Yeah, you know, uh, I don't need
one of these, right?
281
00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:36,532
Yeah but I want to be empowered.
282
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:39,753
Yeah.
283
00:30:39,765 --> 00:30:43,235
Absolutely.
Empowered.
284
00:30:43,247 --> 00:30:47,717
Just placing it over and...
285
00:30:47,729 --> 00:30:50,372
Okay.
286
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,818
Turn over.
287
00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:04,560
What? Turn over!
288
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:45,357
Hey, good morning!
289
00:32:45,369 --> 00:32:46,880
How did it go last night?
290
00:32:46,892 --> 00:32:47,795
As expected.
291
00:32:47,807 --> 00:32:50,057
Oh, yeah!
292
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:53,626
Yeah, so, that's like,
number 67, right?
293
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,803
It's really weird
that you know that.
294
00:32:56,815 --> 00:33:02,112
Hey, uh, did you... did you
forget to wear a condom?
295
00:33:02,124 --> 00:33:04,506
You know, maybe, uh,
maybe she had
296
00:33:04,518 --> 00:33:05,942
poison ivy or something.
297
00:33:07,782 --> 00:33:10,556
It's probably
just from friction.
298
00:33:10,568 --> 00:33:12,471
Mm, well, either way,
299
00:33:12,483 --> 00:33:14,124
you probably should
get that checked out.
300
00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:15,648
Uh, it's fine.
301
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,171
Okay.
Okay.
302
00:33:17,183 --> 00:33:18,738
You know better than me.
303
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,435
Yes I do.
Yeah, you do.
304
00:33:20,447 --> 00:33:25,179
Okay. I'll see you later
'cause I got some things to do.
305
00:33:36,855 --> 00:33:38,801
Son of a bitch.
306
00:33:54,481 --> 00:33:58,342
So, you got a case
of the cooties, did ya?
307
00:33:58,354 --> 00:34:01,824
Um, c-come here.
308
00:34:01,836 --> 00:34:04,958
You know,
I think it's one of...
309
00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:08,701
Mm. You think
it's this one? Yeah.
310
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,920
Well, if it's this one...
311
00:34:10,932 --> 00:34:13,880
we're gonna have to amputate.
312
00:34:13,892 --> 00:34:16,709
W-What?
313
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,451
I'm just screwing with you, kid.
314
00:34:19,463 --> 00:34:22,541
They won't let me near a scalpel
and... for good reason.
315
00:34:22,553 --> 00:34:24,586
No, I'm sure it's nothing
316
00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:28,547
a good ol' fashioned dose
of penicillin won't clear up.
317
00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:30,766
Let's just take a look
at your labs here.
318
00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:32,464
Okay.
319
00:34:34,826 --> 00:34:37,817
Wait a second.
320
00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:39,427
What's wrong?
321
00:34:39,439 --> 00:34:42,169
Must be... Ah, this must be
some sort of a mix up.
322
00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,910
Just lay down on this table
for me, will ya?
323
00:34:43,922 --> 00:34:45,346
What do you mean a mix up?
324
00:34:45,358 --> 00:34:47,130
We'll get to that in a second.
Just lay down.
325
00:34:47,142 --> 00:34:49,089
I wanna... Something.
326
00:34:49,101 --> 00:34:51,395
Yeah, just relax.
327
00:34:51,407 --> 00:34:54,616
Take a deep breath in.
328
00:34:54,628 --> 00:34:56,270
Good, again.
329
00:35:09,991 --> 00:35:11,677
What the hell?
330
00:35:11,689 --> 00:35:14,114
What? What?
What's wrong?
331
00:35:14,126 --> 00:35:16,595
Wha... Wha...
332
00:35:16,607 --> 00:35:19,946
Um... no,
everything's... fine.
333
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:23,036
I'm just gonna... go check
on something really quick.
334
00:35:23,048 --> 00:35:25,647
You just stay put.
335
00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:27,170
I'll be right back.
336
00:35:27,182 --> 00:35:28,737
No. No. No. No.I'll be right back!
337
00:35:28,749 --> 00:35:30,783
What do... What do you
have to go check on?
338
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,868
523...
339
00:37:00,275 --> 00:37:02,831
This is Telecom Industries.
Can I help you?
340
00:37:02,843 --> 00:37:04,964
Hello?
341
00:37:13,115 --> 00:37:16,149
No!
342
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,545
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please.
343
00:37:21,557 --> 00:37:24,374
Hello? Hi, Sandra?
344
00:37:24,386 --> 00:37:26,899
Yeah? It's Jake. What's up?
345
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,597
Jake?
346
00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:33,209
Yeah, from, uh... from the party
last night, remember?
347
00:37:33,221 --> 00:37:36,430
We, um... We hung out.
348
00:37:36,442 --> 00:37:39,215
Oh, hey. What's up?
349
00:37:39,227 --> 00:37:40,869
Not much.
Not much at all.
350
00:37:40,881 --> 00:37:43,567
I just, um... I've got
the afternoon...
351
00:37:43,579 --> 00:37:45,439
...off,
352
00:37:45,451 --> 00:37:48,485
and I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to hang out?
353
00:37:48,497 --> 00:37:49,835
Yeah, okay.
354
00:37:49,847 --> 00:37:52,446
Okay. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
355
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:57,233
Um... what's
your address?
356
00:38:12,086 --> 00:38:16,688
No. No. No. No.
357
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,602
Welcome, brother.
358
00:38:21,617 --> 00:38:25,087
It was our forefather,
Ezekiel Durkas, who wrote...
359
00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:26,915
Durkas wrote.
360
00:38:26,927 --> 00:38:31,137
That a man can measure his worth
by the notches on his bedpost.
361
00:38:31,149 --> 00:38:34,662
Each groove represents
not only a conquest for himself,
362
00:38:34,674 --> 00:38:37,447
but for the brotherhood
as a whole.
363
00:38:37,459 --> 00:38:39,972
The honor is ours to share.
364
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,714
It was recently
brought to my attention
365
00:38:42,726 --> 00:38:45,978
that Jake of the family Matthews
366
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:49,764
has reached
the sacred number 67.
367
00:38:49,776 --> 00:38:51,723
No. No. No.
Put it back.
368
00:38:51,735 --> 00:38:54,856
A holy number which represents
the 67 founders
369
00:38:54,868 --> 00:38:57,076
of our great fraternity
370
00:38:57,088 --> 00:38:58,991
and is honored
with the 67 cherry trees
371
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,341
spread across this great land.
372
00:39:01,353 --> 00:39:08,652
67 cherries for Sig Delt and
67 cherries for Brother Matthew.
373
00:39:08,664 --> 00:39:10,437
You got to sit down. I don't want to sit!
374
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,656
It's tradition!
Come on.
375
00:39:12,668 --> 00:39:15,442
You, sir, are bronze.
376
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:19,054
Come on.
Give me your keys.
377
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:23,493
I am so proud of you, man.
378
00:39:23,505 --> 00:39:27,454
Brother Matthews,
as is your right,
379
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:30,892
you may now hang your name
on the sacred mantel.
380
00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:33,547
Great.
Thank you, Todd.
381
00:39:40,392 --> 00:39:42,382
No. No. No.
382
00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:48,823
No. No. No. No.
383
00:39:53,579 --> 00:39:55,874
We're gonna need more.
384
00:40:24,828 --> 00:40:27,253
Aah!
385
00:40:47,372 --> 00:40:51,103
Keys.
Give me the keys.
386
00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:18,478
Hey!
Can I help you?
387
00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:23,309
Uh, I-I'm looking for Sandra.
388
00:41:36,856 --> 00:41:40,587
Sandra Patricia Marie,
get downstairs now!
389
00:41:47,345 --> 00:41:50,684
Oh, God!
390
00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,033
God! God! God!
391
00:41:52,045 --> 00:41:53,295
Oh! Oh, God!
392
00:41:53,307 --> 00:41:56,864
Okay.
It's perfectly natural.
393
00:41:56,876 --> 00:41:59,214
Natural?
394
00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:02,130
Are you kidding me?
395
00:42:02,142 --> 00:42:06,004
In what world is this natural?!
396
00:42:09,976 --> 00:42:12,097
You!
397
00:42:12,109 --> 00:42:13,359
What did you do to me?!
398
00:42:13,371 --> 00:42:15,361
What did I do to you?
399
00:42:15,373 --> 00:42:17,798
I thought you wore protection.
400
00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:20,670
Um... I...
401
00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:26,633
I-I did...
I didn't.
402
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:30,158
I'm sorry.
403
00:42:30,170 --> 00:42:32,639
You got...
You got to understand.
404
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:35,207
I-I used to be fat.
405
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,080
Like, I was like,
really, really fat.
406
00:42:39,092 --> 00:42:40,647
Like, kids would pick on me.
407
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:42,779
They... They'd throw stuff
at me, okay?
408
00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:45,565
Girls... Girls like you
wouldn't even look at me...
409
00:42:45,577 --> 00:42:47,349
until the day
that I made a decision
410
00:42:47,361 --> 00:42:49,569
that I was going
to change myself.
411
00:42:49,581 --> 00:42:51,745
And then things got better.
412
00:42:51,757 --> 00:42:55,401
Okay, they got better,
and I got worse.
413
00:42:55,413 --> 00:43:00,623
Look at me.
I'm hideous.
414
00:43:00,635 --> 00:43:04,062
I'm a monster.
415
00:43:04,074 --> 00:43:07,804
And I'm fat again!
416
00:43:16,347 --> 00:43:18,554
Sandra where are you going?
417
00:43:21,439 --> 00:43:23,516
Where are you...
418
00:43:23,528 --> 00:43:27,172
Hey. Looks like
I'm free after all.
419
00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:32,916
It's nearly there.
Big breath.
420
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:45,407
I got a question for you.
421
00:43:45,419 --> 00:43:48,280
How is this going to work?
Where is it going to come out?
422
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,544
Uh, well, uh...
423
00:43:51,556 --> 00:43:54,416
It's going to come out
the same it got in.
424
00:44:18,148 --> 00:44:20,051
You got a blanket?
425
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:14,888
That was a story.
426
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:17,108
Ah, you mean it? Absolutely.
427
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:21,286
There was romance,
suspense,
428
00:45:21,298 --> 00:45:23,375
horror,
social commentary.
429
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,854
I mean it was...
430
00:45:24,866 --> 00:45:27,901
It was everything
a story should be and more.
431
00:45:27,913 --> 00:45:31,426
Now you're being glib
aren't you?
432
00:45:31,438 --> 00:45:33,428
Only a little.
433
00:45:47,106 --> 00:45:49,575
Wait here.
434
00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:57,887
Don't touch anything.
435
00:46:39,419 --> 00:46:42,584
Impressive,
isn't it?
436
00:46:42,596 --> 00:46:44,456
Be careful.
437
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,328
I wouldn't want you
to take a tumble.
438
00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:52,203
Shall we continue?
439
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:06,011
This house was built with all
the modern conveniences...
440
00:47:11,973 --> 00:47:14,616
...of 1825.
441
00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:25,148
Coming?
442
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,326
The embalming room.
443
00:47:28,338 --> 00:47:32,678
This is where the sausage
is made, so to speak.
444
00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:34,810
Hm.
445
00:47:34,822 --> 00:47:37,944
Every corpse tells a story.
446
00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:43,123
It is our task to listen
to uncover the clues
447
00:47:43,135 --> 00:47:45,560
and extract the truth.
448
00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:49,085
Looks like you're extracting
a little more than just truth.
449
00:47:49,097 --> 00:47:53,612
Care to give this one a try?
450
00:47:55,669 --> 00:47:58,617
Wow, she looks...
perfect.
451
00:47:58,629 --> 00:48:02,577
Look closer.
The devil is in the detail.
452
00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:07,147
Here.
See this mark?
453
00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:09,671
Ugh.
454
00:48:09,683 --> 00:48:14,197
The bed sore... very unusual
in one so young.
455
00:48:14,209 --> 00:48:17,505
And if we examine
the upper palate,
456
00:48:17,517 --> 00:48:20,595
we will find traces
of magnesium,
457
00:48:20,607 --> 00:48:23,294
an essential element
used to treat patients
458
00:48:23,306 --> 00:48:26,862
in perpetual catatonic states.
459
00:48:26,874 --> 00:48:30,997
Oh, and she was married.
460
00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:33,826
Indeed.
461
00:48:33,838 --> 00:48:34,839
Is there an inscription?
462
00:48:37,189 --> 00:48:40,572
"Till death do us part."
463
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:45,098
Oh, how...
predictable.
464
00:48:45,110 --> 00:48:49,668
"Till death do us part."
465
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:54,237
But what if even death
provides no reprieve?
466
00:49:21,451 --> 00:49:25,791
Do you, Carol Peters,
take Wendell Owens
467
00:49:25,803 --> 00:49:29,447
to be your husband
to have and to hold
468
00:49:29,459 --> 00:49:33,973
in sickness and in health,
till do you part?
469
00:49:33,985 --> 00:49:36,367
I do.
470
00:49:43,342 --> 00:49:45,593
And do you,
Wendell Owens,
471
00:49:45,605 --> 00:49:49,510
take Carol Peters
to be your wife
472
00:49:49,522 --> 00:49:54,646
to have and to hold
in sickness and in health
473
00:49:54,658 --> 00:50:00,086
till death do you part?
474
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,430
Aaah!
475
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:49,060
Hey. Hey.
476
00:51:46,030 --> 00:51:47,585
Yes?
477
00:51:47,597 --> 00:51:50,588
Hi. Uh, can you buzz me in?
I forgot my keys.
478
00:51:52,384 --> 00:51:54,940
Sorry, what? Huh?
479
00:51:54,952 --> 00:51:57,595
C-Can you... Can you buzz me
into the building?
480
00:51:57,607 --> 00:51:59,478
Thank you.
481
00:52:06,311 --> 00:52:08,823
Hey, old timer.
482
00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:11,478
Hey, Miss Avery,
how are you?
483
00:52:11,490 --> 00:52:14,525
Look at all that food.
Special occasion?
484
00:52:14,537 --> 00:52:16,875
Yeah, something like that.
485
00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:19,225
I'll get that for you. I love a good meal.
486
00:52:19,237 --> 00:52:21,053
My girlfriends and I
went on this
487
00:52:21,065 --> 00:52:24,578
all-inclusive cruise
last spring. Uh-huh?
488
00:52:24,590 --> 00:52:28,147
Have you ever been on one
of those all-inclusive cruises?
489
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:31,672
No, I... I take care of Carol.
490
00:52:31,684 --> 00:52:33,326
Oh, you got to go.
491
00:52:33,338 --> 00:52:37,460
All the food you can eat,
and it's all free.
492
00:52:37,472 --> 00:52:39,811
That's the all-inclusive part.
493
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:45,643
When Arthur was alive,
we never went anywhere,
494
00:52:45,655 --> 00:52:49,560
but now that he's gone,
I am seeing the world.
495
00:52:49,572 --> 00:52:52,432
That does sound nice. Are you coming?
496
00:52:52,444 --> 00:52:57,785
Uh, no, I don't like elevators,
especially this one.
497
00:52:57,797 --> 00:52:58,657
I'm going to take the stairs.
498
00:52:58,669 --> 00:53:00,962
12 stories at your age?
499
00:53:00,974 --> 00:53:03,138
How old do you think I am?
500
00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:06,098
I get it.
Got to stay in shape.
501
00:53:06,110 --> 00:53:08,100
I'm going to Cancun
this Christmas.
502
00:53:08,112 --> 00:53:11,146
Uh-huh. They have nude beaches.
503
00:53:11,158 --> 00:53:12,844
Neat.
504
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,281
Yeah.
Tell Carol I said...
505
00:53:43,234 --> 00:53:46,791
It's spring time in Raven's
End, and love is in the air.
506
00:53:46,803 --> 00:53:49,010
Stay tuned for
the local forecast
507
00:53:49,022 --> 00:53:52,971
where things are going
to get... foggy.
508
00:54:20,053 --> 00:54:21,739
It's summer.
The locals are wondering
509
00:54:21,751 --> 00:54:23,436
if they will ever see the sun.
510
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,232
Bundle up, Raven's End.
Fall is in the air.
511
00:54:50,214 --> 00:54:51,781
What was that?
512
00:54:56,786 --> 00:54:57,786
Carol?
513
00:55:03,531 --> 00:55:05,434
It's fine.
514
00:55:25,728 --> 00:55:29,850
So, you, uh, ever thing about
taking some of these walls out?
515
00:55:29,862 --> 00:55:33,419
Giving yourself
more of a open floor plan?
516
00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:35,551
How's she doing?
517
00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:39,468
Uh, she's...
She's doing well.
518
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,167
She's... well?
519
00:55:42,179 --> 00:55:43,951
How can that be?
520
00:55:43,963 --> 00:55:45,561
Yeah, I know.
It's hard to believe.
521
00:55:45,573 --> 00:55:46,911
But you know her...
She's a fighter.
522
00:55:46,923 --> 00:55:48,826
Her vitals are solid.
523
00:55:48,838 --> 00:55:50,523
I'd keep an eye
on her bed sores...
524
00:55:50,535 --> 00:55:54,222
Sorry.
Uh, she's improving?
525
00:55:54,234 --> 00:55:56,398
No, that's not what I said.
526
00:55:56,410 --> 00:56:01,229
She's... stabilized.
527
00:56:01,241 --> 00:56:03,797
So how much time does she have?
What are we talking?
528
00:56:03,809 --> 00:56:07,366
Uh, it's...
It's kind of tough to say.
529
00:56:07,378 --> 00:56:10,848
Um, at this rate...
530
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:15,678
another year,
possibly more.
531
00:56:15,690 --> 00:56:18,203
A year?
532
00:56:18,215 --> 00:56:20,248
Yeah.
533
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:22,860
Possibly more.
534
00:56:24,787 --> 00:56:28,517
How am I supposed
to make this work?
535
00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:35,873
Al we have is... is bills
and bed pans
536
00:56:35,885 --> 00:56:39,485
and vacant,
empty stares.
537
00:56:41,847 --> 00:56:46,274
I just can't do this anymore.
538
00:56:47,897 --> 00:56:52,759
I might have something
that could help.
539
00:56:52,771 --> 00:56:57,024
It's a pain medication,
but it's... it's very strong.
540
00:56:57,036 --> 00:57:00,201
If Carol were to take
more than two of these
541
00:57:00,213 --> 00:57:03,683
in a 24-hour period,
the results could be disastrous.
542
00:57:03,695 --> 00:57:08,731
Great. I will
add it to the rest.
543
00:57:08,743 --> 00:57:11,212
You understand what
I'm telling you, Wendell?
544
00:57:11,224 --> 00:57:13,127
What?
545
00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:16,565
Those pills right there...
they don't leave a trace,
546
00:57:16,577 --> 00:57:18,219
so it would be impossible
for someone
547
00:57:18,231 --> 00:57:19,917
to determine
if she took too much.
548
00:57:19,929 --> 00:57:22,833
She would just drift off
to sleep, not wake up.
549
00:57:22,845 --> 00:57:26,097
Oh.
Yeah, "oh."
550
00:57:50,176 --> 00:57:52,775
You look really nice tonight.
551
00:57:56,095 --> 00:57:57,955
Mm.
552
00:58:01,013 --> 00:58:03,438
I got something for you.
553
00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:05,963
It's a surprise.
554
00:58:12,546 --> 00:58:15,276
Here.
I'll open it for you.
555
00:58:17,725 --> 00:58:21,195
That is an Arctic hare.
556
00:58:21,207 --> 00:58:24,546
It's pretty creepy, right?
557
00:58:24,558 --> 00:58:27,201
Sorry.
558
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:29,987
I know they used
to cheer you up.
559
00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:41,085
Carol I need you to...
do something for me.
560
00:58:41,097 --> 00:58:44,131
'Cause I can't do
this alone anymore.
561
00:58:47,755 --> 00:58:50,572
Can you give me a sign
that you are there?
562
00:58:53,674 --> 00:58:55,926
Please?
563
00:59:04,816 --> 00:59:07,253
Do it right now.
564
00:59:10,996 --> 00:59:12,563
Right now.
565
00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:20,341
Now!
566
00:59:20,353 --> 00:59:23,257
I'm sorry.
567
01:00:00,219 --> 01:00:02,644
Here we go.
568
01:00:27,159 --> 01:00:31,934
That's it. You're all done.
You're all done.
569
01:00:56,580 --> 01:00:57,917
Carol?
570
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:08,188
No! Oh, no!
571
01:01:11,203 --> 01:01:13,976
Carol come on!
572
01:01:13,988 --> 01:01:16,631
Get it up!
Come on!
573
01:01:22,084 --> 01:01:24,030
I'm so sorry.
574
01:01:34,661 --> 01:01:39,132
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
575
01:01:39,144 --> 01:01:41,091
Honey?
576
01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:46,531
Aah!
577
01:02:15,049 --> 01:02:16,952
Kubler residence.
578
01:02:16,964 --> 01:02:21,740
She fell on an Arctic hare,
and, um, there's a lot of blood
579
01:02:21,752 --> 01:02:23,829
and, uh, I don't know
what to do.
580
01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:25,831
An Arctic hare?
What are you talking about?
581
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:28,616
I gave her the pills,
alright?!
582
01:02:28,628 --> 01:02:30,270
And then she moved.
583
01:02:30,282 --> 01:02:32,446
And she grabbed my arm,
and I turned her over.
584
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:35,232
She moved? Yes, she moved!
585
01:02:35,244 --> 01:02:37,408
Okay?!
Now she's dead.
586
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,932
She's really, really dead,
and I don't know what to do!
587
01:02:39,944 --> 01:02:43,631
What do I do?!
588
01:02:43,643 --> 01:02:45,198
Help!
589
01:02:45,210 --> 01:02:47,244
You got to get that body
out of your apartment.
590
01:02:47,256 --> 01:02:50,072
Toss it in the ocean
and pray the sharks do the rest.
591
01:02:50,084 --> 01:02:52,771
What? Just do it!
Don't call back.
592
01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:33,828
Ugh.
593
01:05:17,188 --> 01:05:19,309
Aah!
594
01:07:10,823 --> 01:07:13,640
Hey, buddy,
hold the elevator for me.
595
01:07:13,652 --> 01:07:15,686
- Thank you a million.
- Yeah.
596
01:07:19,876 --> 01:07:21,518
Hey, I said, hold it!
597
01:07:21,530 --> 01:07:23,607
We don't want to wait
20 minutes for the next one!
598
01:07:23,619 --> 01:07:26,610
Hold the elevator! I'm sorry.
599
01:08:41,261 --> 01:08:42,686
Aah!
600
01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:46,820
Aah!
601
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,613
Wendell?
602
01:08:59,758 --> 01:09:02,532
Wendell,
is that you?
603
01:09:02,544 --> 01:09:03,707
Hey, Mrs Avery.
604
01:09:03,719 --> 01:09:05,839
Well, is the elevator stuck?
605
01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:07,580
Looks that way, huh?
606
01:09:07,592 --> 01:09:10,757
Um... I wouldn't worry
about it, though.
607
01:09:10,769 --> 01:09:13,978
Well, I never heard it make
that sound before.
608
01:09:13,990 --> 01:09:17,024
Maybe I'd better
call the police. No!
609
01:09:17,036 --> 01:09:20,375
Uh, listen, I'm sure she'll come
back to life any second now.
610
01:09:20,387 --> 01:09:21,768
I'm fine.
611
01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:23,944
All the same,
I'm calling the police
612
01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:25,816
just in case.
613
01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:28,035
No, Mrs Avery. No,
you don't need to do that.
614
01:09:30,484 --> 01:09:32,997
Mrs Avery!
615
01:09:33,009 --> 01:09:36,217
Aah!
616
01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,349
Aah!
617
01:10:43,253 --> 01:10:47,332
I wish I'd never...
618
01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:49,160
Aah!
619
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:18,537
Carol?
620
01:11:28,907 --> 01:11:31,332
Carol?
621
01:14:08,414 --> 01:14:16,414
In sickness and in health,
TILL DEATH DO US PART.WOMAN: Sir?
622
01:14:17,728 --> 01:14:22,199
Sir? In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.
623
01:14:22,211 --> 01:14:30,211
In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.
624
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:36,909
I kind of hated that story.
625
01:14:36,921 --> 01:14:39,564
Oh.
626
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:41,871
I mean, he did what anyone would
do in his situation,
627
01:14:41,883 --> 01:14:44,612
yet he was punished for it.
628
01:14:44,624 --> 01:14:47,833
We must each fulfill
our destiny, young lady.
629
01:14:47,845 --> 01:14:49,966
Who are we to question fate?
630
01:14:49,978 --> 01:14:52,185
Yeah, and what was
Wendell's fate?
631
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:55,145
He went mad.
632
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:58,017
He was committed
to the local asylum.
633
01:14:58,029 --> 01:15:02,239
Kirksdale?
Do you know it?
634
01:15:02,251 --> 01:15:04,589
Everyone knows Kirksdale.
635
01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:08,245
A vile and tragic place.
636
01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:14,816
What wood is this?
637
01:15:14,828 --> 01:15:20,648
Oh, you'd be surprised
what we find in people's colons.
638
01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:22,128
Oh.
639
01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:24,522
Ready for the best part?
640
01:15:24,534 --> 01:15:26,492
Yeah.
641
01:15:30,235 --> 01:15:33,139
When the house was built
at the turn of the century,
642
01:15:33,151 --> 01:15:35,315
there was no electricity.
643
01:15:35,327 --> 01:15:40,146
We had to think of creative ways
to keep the bodies cold.
644
01:15:40,158 --> 01:15:42,888
Hence,
the sub basement.
645
01:15:52,866 --> 01:15:55,161
Give me a hand,
will you?
646
01:15:58,002 --> 01:15:59,557
Gently.
647
01:15:59,569 --> 01:16:01,254
Don't take this the wrong way,
648
01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:06,564
but all of your stories...
are a little predictable.
649
01:16:06,576 --> 01:16:08,522
Predictable?
650
01:16:08,534 --> 01:16:11,569
Someone commits a sin,
they pay a horrible price.
651
01:16:11,581 --> 01:16:13,875
Rinse, repeat.
652
01:16:16,586 --> 01:16:21,361
The form may be familiar,
but the message is timeless.
653
01:16:21,373 --> 01:16:25,757
No evil deed goes unpunished.
654
01:16:25,769 --> 01:16:28,760
You don't really
believe that, do you?
655
01:16:28,772 --> 01:16:31,502
Completely.
656
01:16:37,215 --> 01:16:40,206
You're going to love
this next part.
657
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,617
This is the heart of the house.
658
01:17:06,244 --> 01:17:09,453
This poor soul's journey
has come to an end.
659
01:17:09,465 --> 01:17:13,544
In dust we started,
to dust we return.
660
01:17:13,556 --> 01:17:15,546
Wait!
661
01:17:22,782 --> 01:17:25,425
I lied.
662
01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:28,602
I'm not here for the job.
663
01:17:28,614 --> 01:17:30,822
I'm here for him.
664
01:17:30,834 --> 01:17:35,044
You said no evil deed
goes unpunished...
665
01:17:35,056 --> 01:17:38,960
but you're wrong.
666
01:17:38,972 --> 01:17:44,053
In real life,
bad guys win all the time.
667
01:17:44,065 --> 01:17:46,142
Logan is proof.
668
01:17:51,246 --> 01:17:54,063
It's all my fault.
669
01:17:59,732 --> 01:18:02,854
Please, can I see him
one last time?
670
01:18:18,577 --> 01:18:20,785
I want to tell you his story.
671
01:18:30,198 --> 01:18:32,449
And with the handsome
knight by her side,
672
01:18:32,461 --> 01:18:34,842
the princess knew that she would
be safe...
673
01:18:34,854 --> 01:18:37,715
...forever and ever.
674
01:18:37,727 --> 01:18:41,371
I wish I had a knight
like that to keep me safe.
675
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:44,461
You don't need a handsome
knight, you got me, you twerp.
676
01:18:46,214 --> 01:18:48,987
Now go to sleep or your parents
are going to kill me.
677
01:18:48,999 --> 01:18:51,772
Aw.
678
01:18:51,784 --> 01:18:53,818
Denver residence.
679
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:56,560
- Hey, sexy.
- Hey, Bart.
680
01:18:56,572 --> 01:18:58,431
Want me to grab
some drinks on my way over?
681
01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:02,000
What part of "no guests allowed"
are you still grappling with?
682
01:19:02,012 --> 01:19:03,393
So, now I'm a guest, huh?
683
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,351
Well,
no pervs allowed, either.
684
01:19:05,363 --> 01:19:07,266
I'm not a perv.
685
01:19:07,278 --> 01:19:09,181
I'm just worried
about you, is all...
686
01:19:09,193 --> 01:19:11,444
Home alone with that psycho
on the loose.
687
01:19:11,456 --> 01:19:13,316
Plus, I haven't seen
you in a week.
688
01:19:13,328 --> 01:19:15,187
I'm dying over here.
689
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:18,625
Well, put an ice pack on it
because you're not coming over.
690
01:19:18,637 --> 01:19:20,671
Okay, I get it.
691
01:19:20,683 --> 01:19:22,412
Have fun babysitting.
692
01:20:09,035 --> 01:20:10,503
Aah!
693
01:20:10,515 --> 01:20:12,026
Mind if I join you?
694
01:20:12,038 --> 01:20:13,332
Bart, you creep!
695
01:20:13,344 --> 01:20:15,116
Well, I didn't see
that one coming.
696
01:20:29,882 --> 01:20:32,612
Hi, Sam.
697
01:20:32,624 --> 01:20:34,092
It looks like we're going to be
698
01:20:34,104 --> 01:20:35,702
a little later than we expected.
699
01:20:35,714 --> 01:20:37,051
Might be a good idea
to check in on Logan
700
01:20:37,063 --> 01:20:38,531
every one in a while
701
01:20:38,543 --> 01:20:39,924
to make sure
he's actually sleeping
702
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,665
and not playing
in his closet again.
703
01:20:41,677 --> 01:20:43,319
Or the hamper.
This is Dr. Kubler.
704
01:20:43,331 --> 01:20:45,103
Honey.
Honey, shh, shh.
705
01:20:45,115 --> 01:20:47,279
If you get hungry, help
yourself to anything you like.
706
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,933
Call me if you have
any questions.
707
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:51,762
Bye.
708
01:21:29,202 --> 01:21:30,583
Power outages have been
reported throughout
709
01:21:30,595 --> 01:21:31,802
the Boggy Bay area.
710
01:22:15,336 --> 01:22:17,108
What did you want to show me?
711
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:20,677
Oh, you know. Just the seven
wonders of the world.
712
01:22:20,689 --> 01:22:23,114
Why don't we start
with Mount Rushmore.
713
01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:25,508
I actually don't think
Mount Rushmore's one of the s...
714
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,205
Ohh.
715
01:22:30,699 --> 01:22:32,515
Ladies and gentlemen,
716
01:22:32,527 --> 01:22:35,344
we interrupt your regularly
scheduled programming
717
01:22:35,356 --> 01:22:39,130
for an Action 4 News
special report.
718
01:22:39,142 --> 01:22:41,785
The Kirksdale
Mental Asylum, or KMA,
719
01:22:41,797 --> 01:22:43,482
home to some of the most
dangerous criminals
720
01:22:43,494 --> 01:22:46,398
in this country was thrown
into chaos earlier today
721
01:22:46,410 --> 01:22:49,706
when a power surge fried
the building's security system,
722
01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:51,229
and a bloody riot broke out.
723
01:22:51,241 --> 01:22:52,883
Uh, we can't confirm
at the moment
724
01:22:52,895 --> 01:22:54,841
whether or not
any of the inmates
725
01:22:54,853 --> 01:22:57,540
actually managed to escape
the perimeter of the property.
726
01:22:57,552 --> 01:22:59,368
But out of an abundance
of caution,
727
01:22:59,380 --> 01:23:01,718
we're asking residents
keep your doors locked tonight
728
01:23:01,730 --> 01:23:04,416
and keep an eye out for crazies.
729
01:23:04,428 --> 01:23:06,157
Yep.
730
01:23:06,169 --> 01:23:08,072
Stay tuned to Action 4 News
731
01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:11,641
for the latest updates
on this story as it develops.
732
01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:13,251
We now return you
733
01:23:13,263 --> 01:23:14,992
to your regularly scheduled
programming.
734
01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:21,651
So, what'd you think
of, uh, Stonehenge?
735
01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:25,132
Smaller than I imagined. Hey, what?
736
01:24:16,282 --> 01:24:20,231
Got a killer on our hands,
so I'm gonna make this quick.
737
01:24:20,243 --> 01:24:24,931
"Caucasian, 36 years old,
stands about 6'10", chained.
738
01:24:28,904 --> 01:24:32,939
A dozen teenagers
turned up dead.
739
01:24:32,951 --> 01:24:35,115
All the victims have been young,
740
01:24:35,127 --> 01:24:37,944
and all the victims
have been female
741
01:24:37,956 --> 01:24:40,556
and all the victims
have been babysitters.
742
01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:45,735
He has no fear,
no remorse.
743
01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:49,347
He will stop at nothing
to get what he wants.
744
01:24:49,359 --> 01:24:54,831
And what he wants, mind you...
is blood.
745
01:25:27,528 --> 01:25:29,735
Aah!
746
01:25:39,017 --> 01:25:41,486
Can you help me?
747
01:25:51,203 --> 01:25:56,283
Do you know where you are?
748
01:25:56,295 --> 01:25:59,896
This isn't my house.
749
01:25:59,908 --> 01:26:03,639
I'm going to be in trouble.
750
01:26:03,651 --> 01:26:05,641
You're bleeding really badly.
751
01:26:05,653 --> 01:26:07,686
I know.
752
01:26:07,698 --> 01:26:10,297
Let me help you.
No.
753
01:26:33,071 --> 01:26:35,192
Don't.
Wait. Wait.
754
01:26:35,204 --> 01:26:37,586
Wait.
755
01:26:37,598 --> 01:26:39,239
Wait!
756
01:26:43,386 --> 01:26:46,377
What are you doing?
757
01:26:46,389 --> 01:26:50,773
I'm... I'm trying
to help you.
758
01:26:54,179 --> 01:26:58,824
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
759
01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:03,176
Why the hell aren't you
answering the phone?!
760
01:27:03,188 --> 01:27:05,309
Listen there was a riot
over at the asylum,
761
01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:08,529
and a psychopath escaped.
It's the same one responsible
762
01:27:08,541 --> 01:27:11,794
for all those kids
that were mutilated and...
763
01:27:11,806 --> 01:27:14,710
Ugh. Lock the doors
and stay with Logan
764
01:27:14,722 --> 01:27:16,233
until we get home.
765
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:45,148
Oh, my God!
766
01:28:52,471 --> 01:28:55,332
Sam?!
Hello?! Sam?!
767
01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:39,898
Aah!
768
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:16,065
Aah!
769
01:31:10,087 --> 01:31:12,599
Where's the boy?!
770
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:11,980
- Logan?!
- Sam?!
771
01:33:11,992 --> 01:33:14,025
Where... is he?!
772
01:33:14,037 --> 01:33:16,680
Where's the boy?!
773
01:33:24,961 --> 01:33:27,734
Wait.
774
01:33:27,746 --> 01:33:30,128
You're not a killer.
775
01:33:40,411 --> 01:33:44,273
You're right.
776
01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:46,536
I'm not!
777
01:34:11,921 --> 01:34:14,259
This is over.
778
01:34:17,883 --> 01:34:20,265
You're right.
779
01:34:20,277 --> 01:34:22,267
Aah!
780
01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:31,711
- What was that?
- I'm going around the back.
781
01:34:31,723 --> 01:34:33,409
Harold, wait.
782
01:34:50,394 --> 01:34:51,862
Aah!
783
01:34:55,182 --> 01:34:57,302
Is it over?
784
01:34:57,314 --> 01:34:59,565
It's over.
785
01:35:02,450 --> 01:35:04,483
It's over.
786
01:35:18,118 --> 01:35:20,412
This is for ruining my dinner.
787
01:35:20,424 --> 01:35:22,414
Aah!
788
01:35:29,607 --> 01:35:33,425
The window's broken.
Stay behind me.
789
01:35:41,228 --> 01:35:45,785
Oh, my God!
790
01:35:45,797 --> 01:35:48,614
Who is that?
791
01:35:53,370 --> 01:35:57,449
Sam?
It's the babysitter.
792
01:35:57,461 --> 01:36:01,627
Logan!
793
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,198
We interrupt your program
794
01:36:07,210 --> 01:36:10,419
for another Action 4 News
special report.
795
01:36:10,431 --> 01:36:12,682
Police have confirmed
that the missing patient
796
01:36:12,694 --> 01:36:14,858
is Charlotte Gibbons.
797
01:36:14,870 --> 01:36:16,816
Known locally as the
Boggy Bay Tooth Fairy,
798
01:36:16,828 --> 01:36:19,950
Gibbons was convicted on 12
counts of murder and 10...
799
01:36:32,366 --> 01:36:34,443
Debra?!
800
01:36:38,415 --> 01:36:39,883
I can't find Logan anywhere!
801
01:36:39,895 --> 01:36:41,667
I've done his room!
802
01:37:05,616 --> 01:37:08,999
Ohh, I see what you did there.
803
01:37:09,011 --> 01:37:13,133
Burying the lead
to throw me off... very clever.
804
01:37:13,145 --> 01:37:15,571
But I'm still confused.
805
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:17,964
Why come back?
806
01:37:17,976 --> 01:37:20,140
You have your collection...
807
01:37:30,032 --> 01:37:32,022
...and I have mine.
808
01:37:42,479 --> 01:37:45,514
You're not going to tell anyone
my story, are you?
809
01:37:45,526 --> 01:37:48,995
Oh, of course not,
my dear.
810
01:37:51,619 --> 01:37:54,174
I'm sorry.
811
01:37:54,186 --> 01:37:57,656
In real life,
the bad guy wins.
812
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:19,287
Oh, bravo!
813
01:38:19,299 --> 01:38:21,201
Bravo, my dear.
814
01:38:21,213 --> 01:38:25,162
But you committed
one fatal storytelling sin.
815
01:38:25,174 --> 01:38:28,644
You have underestimated
your audience.
816
01:38:33,878 --> 01:38:36,695
The job is yours.
817
01:39:19,359 --> 01:39:22,698
There's no use running.
818
01:39:32,110 --> 01:39:37,060
You're only making this harder
on yourself.
819
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:19,581
Getting to know the place?
820
01:40:19,593 --> 01:40:22,497
What is this?
821
01:40:22,509 --> 01:40:26,152
I believe it's a library.
822
01:40:26,164 --> 01:40:28,198
You know what I mean.
823
01:40:28,210 --> 01:40:33,203
You know,
I was once just like you,
824
01:40:33,215 --> 01:40:37,337
a traveler from the outer
regions of experience
825
01:40:37,349 --> 01:40:41,385
unbounded by the laws of nature,
or so I thought.
826
01:40:45,532 --> 01:40:50,307
Then I found my way
to his house,
827
01:40:50,319 --> 01:40:53,484
this... assignment.
828
01:40:53,496 --> 01:40:56,531
And everything changed.
829
01:40:59,546 --> 01:41:04,016
Throughout history, it has been
the role of the storyteller
830
01:41:04,028 --> 01:41:09,935
to remind us that each and every
action creates a ripple,
831
01:41:09,947 --> 01:41:13,635
each and every story
has repercussions.
832
01:41:16,432 --> 01:41:20,598
And you would be surprised
how many stories
833
01:41:20,610 --> 01:41:25,385
in this library...
are yours.
834
01:42:17,885 --> 01:42:22,834
I told you...
No-one escapes fate.
835
01:42:22,846 --> 01:42:24,880
I don't care
what you say, old man.
836
01:42:24,892 --> 01:42:26,621
I'm the master of my own fate.
837
01:42:26,633 --> 01:42:28,448
I say how my story ends.
838
01:42:28,460 --> 01:42:30,799
Ends?!
839
01:42:30,811 --> 01:42:33,453
Oh, my dear girl.
840
01:42:33,465 --> 01:42:37,327
Your story is just beginning!
841
01:45:36,910 --> 01:45:39,260
Aaaah!
842
01:46:04,241 --> 01:46:10,148
Aaaaaah!
843
01:46:31,747 --> 01:46:34,085
I'd better get going.
844
01:46:34,097 --> 01:46:36,348
So soon?
845
01:46:38,710 --> 01:46:41,571
I was just about to make dinner.
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