All language subtitles for The Unicorn 2x10 - In Memory of... (English)

- Go, go, go... oh, what?!
- God. Come on, ref!

How is that a charge?!

He kind of ran into the guy.

What? He didn't call it on
Corrigan two minutes ago.

Exactly.

So the ref's supposed to make a bad call

to make up for the other bad call?

- Yes!
- Yes!

Why do we watch games with him?

Because he has nowhere else to go.

Wade, we've got some news.

Girls!

What are you Feltons doing next Friday?

- Why, what's going on?
- Okay, Natalie?

We know how much your
mother loved your school

and how much the school loved her.

And this year would've
been the tenth anniversary

of her teaching there.

So we thought

it'd be nice to find a way to honor her.

And next Friday, they're gonna unveil

a mural in her honor.

Oh, my God, that's amazing.

That-that is so nice.

I, I don't even know
what to say. Thank you.

Well, I do hope you
think of something 'cause

it would be so meaningful
for you speak at the ceremony.

Oh, boy. Really?

- Yes.
- It's not a big deal.

They just want you to say a few words.

Yeah, just like five
to ten minutes of words.

In front of the whole school?

Oh, now watch him choke!

Sorry, no, I'm talking about the game.

You're gonna be great, Wade.

Come on in!

All right, Addie.

You got this, right?

You got this. Just give
Michelle your pitch.

What's the worst she can say but no?

- You think she'll say no?
- No way.

I mean, she might, it's Michelle.

But you, you just, you just
focus on those cool kids

in the orchestra who need oboes, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

Go get 'em. And she's off.

Addie's selling chocolates this year?

Yeah, she's pretty excited.

You know the winner gets
to be principal for a day.

- Yeah.
- And she's got some bold ideas

about lengthening the school day.

Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, pal,

but she will not win.

You see, Noah's in
the contest this year.

And I don't mean to brag,
but the boy is a natural.

He could sell gravy to a turkey.

Maybe, maybe.

And as Friedrich Nietzsche said,

"Without music, life
would be a mistake."

Or as Plato put it, "Musical innovation

is full of danger to the state..."

Okay, stop. I have a five-quote limit.

But I'll buy some.

Baby, you can't buy
from the competition.

Ben, the money goes
to support the school.

- Yeah.
- Now, I have to warn you

these chocolates are made in a facility

that also makes bug repellant.

- You don't...
- Oh, I didn't know that.

And I wish I still didn't,
but, uh, I'll buy three.

You probably only want
one. They're very sweet.

Okay, then, just one.

Yeah, see, that's what
integrity looks like right there.

- Hmm.
- Hey, Dad?

I need another box.

I only made it halfway down the block.

And you see that right there?

That's what school principal
for a day looks like.

Hey, girls.

- Hey, Dad.
- Hi.

Hey, uh... you know I have to
give the speech at the school.

And I was wondering,
what-what kind of things

do other people say at your assemblies?

Well, they tell us not to do drugs.

And to practice safe sex.

Well, that's not helpful.
I-I mean, don't do drugs

and-and have safe sex,
like, many, many, many

years from now, but, guys,
what do you think I should say

- about Mom?
- Just...

talk about something fun.

Like, maybe talk about that time
our camping trip got rained out?

So we set up tents in
the garage all weekend.

Or that time that she tried to make us

those matching Halloween
costumes for the school parade.

The princess dresses?

No, no, no, that one was,
like, two years later.

I mean the spider ones.

Remember, she was up
all night making them?

And they were still terrible.

I'd never heard her
use so many bad words.

And then, remember Michelle asked

if I was an octopus?

Yeah, yeah, I thought your
mom was gonna kill her.

I'm just gonna go
finish this in my room.

What? Natalie, come on, you
must have some stories to tell.

I don't feel like it.

Whoa, that's a lot of chocolate.

And that's his second load.

I do a volume business.

All right, get out of here. Go
have a good day, Mr. Principal.

I like the sound of that.

I bet you do.

This kid. Hey, so they
let you see the mural?

No, no, no, no, it's still covered up.

I just wish I knew what
to say in my speech.

I mean, how do you fit
20 years into ten minutes?

Aw, don't overthink it, Wade.

You say whatever's in your heart.

People will love it.

Nobody will ever understand

your pain.

The devastation that,

that you and your-your children feel.

But knowing that-that
you all feel it, too,

you know, that we're, we're all just

feeling our way through
the darkness together...

Are y'all okay?

No.

Not really.

And you plan to deliver this speech

to children?

I mean, y-yes, I was, I was going to.

Is your goal to make them
weep? Weeping children?

Is that what you're going for?

Well, no, no. Obviously not.

Then I would avoid phrases
like "unbearable sadness."

Yeah, and "haunted by
her eyes," I mean...

Well, what...? What do I do?

Well, you can start by
handing me that box of tissues,

you monster.

Look.

This is, this is really tough for me.

You know?

I mean, you're going about
your life, and-and you think

that you're, you're doing okay.

And I, I mean, I am, you
know? I'm-I'm doing okay.

Then something like this comes up and...

and you have to think

about what Jill meant to me.

It just...

it feels like I just lost her.

Just stop it!

- Stop it!
- Oh, come on, this is a widows' group.

Guys, come on.

Good evening, ladies.

Would any of you like some chocolate?

- Oh, God, yeah!
- Please!

Bring in candy, yes!

I'll take give me all those, yes.

How many you got? I have cash.

So, my speech still needs work.

But Noah? Those widows
didn't stand a chance.

Oh.

- How's Addie doing?
- Good.

Fine, couple setbacks.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

She tried selling to the debate club.

But they're very difficult to convince.

Hey, don't beat yourself up, Forrest.

Of course Noah's good at this.

Sales are a huge part of my job.

So it's just in his blood.

Well, for your information,

selling isn't just about confidence

and slick talk.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, oh, okay, okay, how's this

for slick talk, then? How's this?

Addie is gonna mop the floor

with the chocolate that
she sells that Noah...

can't even touch...

the mop of.

All right, so let me
help you out with that.

You needed to get right to the point.

Hey, Delia, Michelle?

- Hi.
- Oh, hey.

I-I've, I've been thinking
about the speech on Friday.

And I'm, I'm just really
having a hard time.

Well, I mean, there's so
much you want to say, right?

But, hey, listen, you
don't have to thank me.

Okay? Thank Michelle.

Because she's the one who
raised all the money, so...

Oh, come on, Delia, it was your idea.

You had the, what do you call it?

It's the vision.

The vision. Yeah, if he
thanks anyone in his speech,

- it should be you.
- No, you.

- You.
- It should be you.

Uh, okay, I'll just, uh,

I'll just thank both of you.

- Oh, that is...
- That's so sweet.

So sweet.

I'm telling you guys, this
speech is going to kill me.

Where'd you get that chocolate?

Where do you think?

Damn it.

Oh, look at my little entrepreneur,

setting up a chocolate stand.

I think people miss the
brick and mortar experience.

You do know, right, that you're like

30 feet back from the sidewalk.

I don't want to be pushy.

Let the customers come to you, right?

Well, I'm not sure that's
something people say,

but, uh, uh, hey, it's a strategy.

- I already sold three.
- Oh, great.

Then I'm gonna shut up
and get out of your hair.

She's sold three.

Yeah, to me, and I'm
stress-eating all of them.

Why?

Because she's really bad at it.

What's wrong?

A car slowed down.

I'm not ready for this!

I need one of those bars.

Okay,

guys, so, chocolate...
You love it, I got it.

- Selling it for my daughter.
- Nice.

Your daughter makes her
own chocolates? That's dope.

No, she doesn't, she doesn't make it.

Do people make their own chocolate?

Sure.

DIY craft chocolate's booming.

Who makes those?

Oh, uh, a division
of Teledex Industries.

No, I didn't think so.

Dalton, hey-hey, my man.

How would you like to support

a middle school orchestra
by buying some chocolate?

Yes,

it's made by a big corporation,

but they're big because
they make the best chocolate.

Is it cruelty-free?

It's chocolate, man.

I'm good.

Oh, thank you for letting us get

a sneak peek, Mrs. Burbage.

Oh.

Well, after all you two
did to make this possible,

how could I say no?

Jill was such a special person.

Yeah, she really was.

We all miss her so much.

Dennis, would you drop
the tarp for a minute?

Aah!

Ah. Aha.

Well, what do you think?

There's just... There's just no words.

"Wow," maybe?

Oh, yes, wow, uh-huh.

They let that woman
teach our children art?

Five dollars each, three for $12.

Three for ten.

Three for eight.

Three for five and I buy you lunch.

- I'll take six.
- Really?

- Great, wow.
- Yeah, I'll take some.

Yo, I'll get in on that.

You know it.

- I'm in.
- Okay. All right, everybody.

But-but just a sandwich

or a salad, right?

Let's get the deal points clear.

You know? No dessert.

Okay, Dad,

what's up?

What do you mean? Here you go.

Burgers and milkshakes
on a school night?

Well, I thought one of us
could use a little cheering up.

Dad, it's okay. I'm fine.

No.

No, look, I get it.

This whole thing with the
mural, it's gonna bring stuff up.

It's fine.

I think we're all
feeling the same thing.

- Yeah.
- And it's hard

when something makes all of
these memories come flooding back.

But memories don't
always have to be sad.

Right, Grace?

Right.

I mean, we have so many
good memories with Mom.

I just try and think of those.

Like, do you remember that one time

that we went to the state fair

and we loaded up on cotton candy?

And then we went on the
Scrambler and threw it all up,

but she still bought us
more cotton candy anyway.

- Do you remember that?
- Or, or how 'bout the time

when-when it rained really hard,

so she tossed a handful of coins

- out the window
- Oh, my gosh.

And convinced you girls

it had been raining pennies?

And we believed her.
We totally believed her.

Or like when we used

to come here for burgers and milkshakes

when one of us needed
a little pick-me-up.

No, Dad, stop.

You know, you don't get it.

I'm not sad because of
the things I remember.

I'm sad because I'm forgetting stuff.

I forgot about the cotton candy.

And I forgot about that spider costume.

- I thought I went as an octopus.
- It's okay, Natalie.

- It was a long time ago.
- It's not okay.

You know, the other day, I tried
to picture Mom on the mural,

but I couldn't even remember
what color her eyes were.

What if I'm forgetting Mom?

- Natalie, you're not forgetting...
- No. I'm not hungry.

- It can't be that bad.
- No, it's bad.

It is so bad.

And it's big.

It is really,

really big.

- It is "you can see it from space" big.
- Yeah.

And tell 'em the worst part.

What that woman did to Jill.

- Oh. Mm.
- Made her look like a monster!

You know, this was
supposed to be so special

for Wade and the girls, and now

it just... it's just
gonna give 'em nightmares.

- Honey, you can't beat yourself up.
- He's right.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, you can't keep blaming yourself

just because it was your vision.

Okay.

See, my vision would have never happened

if you hadn't raised all
that stupid, stupid money!

Well, money's just
money. It's your baby.

I don't want the baby.
You take the baby.

Baby's hideous.

Ladies, ladies, come on.

I'm sure it's gonna be fine.

Oh, what makes you
think it's gonna be fine?

I don't know. Maybe because
the ceremony's tomorrow

- and there's nothing anyone can do?
- Yeah.

Chocolate?

Hey.

Why are you lying on the floor?

Because this is where the dogs are.

Makes sense.

See if these old bones
will make it down.

You're being too hard on yourself.

No, I'm not.

Look, we all forget things.

And...

we try so hard to remember them

that we psych ourselves out.

Like the way I'm always calling
your friend Clara "Chloe."

- Her name is Cleo.
- Really?

Cleo?

Cleo.

Cleo.

Well...

still proves my point.

It's not the same.

It's just so much of what you
and Grace talk about just...

I don't know, it just feels hazy.

That's just because you were so
little for a lot of that stuff.

It's not fair.

You got a whole life with Mom.

Even Grace got two
more years than I did.

Just feel like I've been ripped off.

Yeah.

That's because you were.

Hey.

I'm sorry, honey.

One of you needs a bath.

It's me.

Hey, uh, why is Noah wearing a tie?

Well, you dress for the job you want.

He's pretty sure he's gonna
be principal for the day.

He sold 18.

I hate to disappoint you, pal,

but you may have grossly
underestimated Addie.

She sold 30.

Wow.

30?

- Yeah.
- That leaves Noah in the dust.

Good for Addie.

Wait, you're not upset?

No!

No, Noah's gonna be
bummed, but this is great.

I know Addie wasn't
necessarily born for sales,

so for her to get out
of her comfort zone

and grind it out like that, psh,

man, you must be so proud.

Wow. That's what it's all about, right?

Yeah.

Hey, Wade.

Hey. How's Natalie doing?

Uh, she's okay.

This is really hard for her.

But, hey, finished my speech.

Oh. Right.

Speech.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was up all night.

But don't worry.

I thanked both of you.

Oh, you really didn't have to do that.

Yeah. In fact, maybe
don't even do the speech,

- like, at all.
- Mm-hmm.

Come on. I mean, it's the least I can do

after you did such a
beautiful thing for Jill.

Well, about that beautiful thing...

It's hideous.

What, the mural? Mm.

Oh, come on. I mean,
how bad could it be?

- It's a nightmare. Legitimately.
- Mm.

We're so sorry. We wanted
this to be so special, Wade.

And... Poor Natalie!

She has to see it every day.

Well, it's too late to run for it.

- Oh.
- Thank you.

Might as well get this over with.

Mm-hmm.

Forget about the speech.

It's, like... You know, less is more.

A lot less. Just maybe a
few words and cheese it.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Dear Ashvale family,

we gather today to celebrate
a teacher we all really loved.

Through the generosity of the parents,

especially Michelle Taylor

and Delia Klein-McCallum...

Come on, everybody. Wave to them.

There they are. Don't be shy.

Come on. Oh.

We are able to dedicate this permanent

work of art to the
memory of Jill Felton.

So... please welcome

her daughters,

Grace and Natalie,

and, to say a few words,

her husband Wade.

Um...

Thank you, Mrs. Burbage,

and to all the faculty here.

Um...

How do you sum up a person like Jill?

- Okay.
- Um...

In a word...

amazing.

Uh...

Thank you.

Th-That's it. Come on.

That's it.

Uh,

thank you for those...

inspiring words.

And now,

without further ado...

Oh.

It's so bad. Wow, it's
really, really bad.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

How is it worse the second time?

Well, it's hard to prepare yourself.

Oh, my God.

This is awesome!

It's what?

Oh, my God. That is Terry the T-Rex!

What?

What? Don't you
remember? She made him up

on the field trip to the
Natural Science Museum.

Um, I guess.

On the bus. Remember?

Um, he talked like this.

"I'm Terry, and I'm terrifying." Right?

You're totally right. That's Terry.

How could I forget?

Yeah. And, look,

that's The Phantom Tollbooth.

You know, that was her
favorite book to teach.

She used to read it to
me when I couldn't sleep.

You know what, you're right.

This mural is amazing in a way
that I didn't see but you did.

So, why don't you get up
there and say something?

Why aren't people booing?

Did I do good?

Um...

Look, there's the robot.
Do you guys remember

when my mom used to do the
robot at the end of every dance?

You know, she'd go, like...

- Oh. Like, oh...
- Get it! Oh!

Even though we begged her not to.

Do you see the raven?
She would always put

that stuffed raven on her
shoulder when she would read

the book The Raven and
then she'd do the voice.

"Nevermore! Nevermore!"

Such a nerd.

Hey, Ben, I got a confession
to make to you. I feel awful.

What is it?

I sold... the chocolates.

All of it. To people at my office.

Wow, Forrest, that's
pretty messed up, man.

I know. I... What can I say?

- You got under my skin, man.
- Me?

- Yes.
- What?

Yeah, it's gonna be
a very hollow victory

for Addie, that's for sure.

- Aw, man.
- Yeah.

Dad! I won!

I won!

I get to be the principal for the day!

Congrats, son.

- Wait, how-how did this happen?
- It's okay, Dad.

Noah made me his vice principal.

Get me a soda.

- On it, sir!
- Wait,

but-but how did he beat her?

I sold 30 bars.

30 bars?

Yeah.

Noah sold 18 boxes.

18 boxes!

Oh, man, that's so much more.

- Than 30 bars! Yeah!
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- You thought...

You thought 30 bars
was gonna stop my son?

- See, this is the stuff.
- You forgot that?

My boy smoked your monkey ass!

Okay, okay.

This is the kind of stuff
that gets under my skin,

like I was talking about.

And it was you!

You sold the chocolates!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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