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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:23,140 - Good morning, Dad. - Morning, Jennifer. 3 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:27,977 When you were in school, did you ever cut class? 4 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,561 Yeah. Most kids cut classes. 5 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:35,697 - Good. Sign this. - Get your mother to sign it. I'm late. 6 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,487 But Mom doesn't understand. She never cut classes. 7 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:45,335 - Mommy never cut classes. - Will you stop copying me? 8 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,662 - Jack, breakfast! - I haven't time. 9 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,540 Make time. You can't start your day without a good breakfast. 10 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:55,502 Yeah, I made it for you, Dad! Breakfast is my class project. 11 00:00:55,681 --> 00:01:00,508 - What did you make? - Spaghetti and one hard-boiled egg. 12 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:06,273 Tell you what, hold the spaghetti, throw in another egg and I'll eat it in the car. 13 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,860 Jack! 14 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,404 Jack! 15 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,407 You stop, or I'll shoot! Jack! 16 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,953 - Go away, I'm late. - What's in the cup? 17 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,445 - Herbal tea. - Liar. Give it to me. 18 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,030 I like coffee! It picks me up. 19 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,209 It gives you heartburn and flattens your adrenals. 20 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,213 - How does it feel to always be right? - I revel in it. 21 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:32,050 Watch your toes, Mother Teresa. 22 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:38,091 - I love you! - Bring it up now when I'm going to work. 23 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,897 Great! 24 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,931 Don't they teach those kids anything? 25 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:54,772 You're supposed to put it in cold water after you boil them. 26 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,443 Wonderful. 27 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,453 Aw! 28 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,450 Not bad. 29 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:11,878 If you did contribute, the Lord will guarantee you a place in heaven. 30 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:15,169 Will there be weeping and gnashing of teeth, or? 31 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,760 Jesus said, "Don't talk to me when I'm talking to you"... 32 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,923 - Jeez! - ... an enemy of the Lord? 33 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:26,176 Wouldn't you like the Reverend Archie's personally edited Bible in your home? 34 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,150 Jeez! 35 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,690 My fault, it was my fault! My fault! 36 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:41,033 I should've told him to boil the other egg. 37 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:48,788 Son of a bitch, why don't you come back and try that again? Moron! 38 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:08,478 - Hey, excuse me! Hello? - Sorry, pal, I'm late. 39 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:12,312 What am I supposed to do? Wait here all day? 40 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:18,522 This is great. Nice way to start the day. 41 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,574 Oh, God! I'm not built for this. 42 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,080 Damn! I'm going to get that guy. 43 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,659 I'm late now. 44 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:36,005 What are these things for? I've been here ten years. 45 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:40,504 They know who I am by now. Stupid thing! 46 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:44,013 I'm late again. This is going to look good. 47 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:50,682 You descend and maintain 12,000. Pan Am three, descend to 15,000. 48 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:56,479 - Then turn right to 2-5-0 degrees. - This is Pan Am three, say again. 49 00:03:57,529 --> 00:04:00,151 I say again, descend to 15,000 50 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:03,693 and turn right to 2-5-0. 51 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:08,946 A Lufthansa jumbo is in that space. What are you trying to do? Mate us? 52 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,702 Pan Am three, disregard. 53 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:15,668 Maintain at 17,000 and present heading 2-2-0. 54 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,548 United three-o. 55 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:30,217 United three-two, turn right, heading 1-7-0. 56 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:34,014 American four-one, reduce ten knots. 57 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,682 And you, November-three-four-seven-Golf... 58 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,186 Where are you? 59 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,570 Where the hell are you? 60 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:46,240 Come in! Where are you? I should... Acknowledge, please! 61 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,700 Acknowledge! Where are you? 62 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,248 - It's OK. - No! 63 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:54,081 - I got a small plane here I can't find. - Jack... 64 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:57,088 ...a fly landed on your screen. 65 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:04,594 I hate flies! I hate them. Filthy things! They do that, that's what they do. 66 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,550 Jack, let's take your break. 67 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:13,766 - Hal, can't you pull some strings for me? - The Agency gave you a mandatory five. 68 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:18,268 You've been landing planes for 13 years. Face it, you're burned out. 69 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:23,022 It's not a dirty word in this business. As your friend, you need this rest. 70 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:26,781 I can't believe they're doing this! Just because of a fly! 71 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,664 Ow! Oh! Gee! 72 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:39,413 - Rats! That hurt! - What's he kicking, Mom? 73 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,626 - I don't know. - Oh, boy! 74 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,553 He�s just a little over... 75 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,714 - Daddy, can I drive? - Yeah, sure. Why not? 76 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:58,347 - You can have the second 100 miles. - Are you going to keep doing that? 77 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,767 - Bobby, knock it off. - OK. 78 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,568 I've forgotten something. What is it? 79 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:10,111 Only the wallpaper, but we can get some on the road. 80 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,781 Don't mock me, Sandy. It's the first time I've gone on one of these. 81 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,126 - I'm a little nervous, all right? - I know. Sorry. 82 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,752 - All got your seat belts on? - Dad! 83 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,249 All right, here we go. 84 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,095 - All right! - Yeah! 85 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,299 - All right! - Can't wait to swim in the ocean. 86 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,510 OK, OK! Next stop, Citrus Cove, Florida. 87 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:42,475 - Daddy, I have to pee. - Now I know what I forgot. 88 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:48,066 - How many rooms? - It's three bedrooms and on a beach. 89 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:53,580 - It was real nice of Hal to find it for us. - And to point out I'm cracking up. 90 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:57,081 You are not cracking up. You just need a rest. 91 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,872 Didn't we just get back from Hawaii? 92 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,544 Jack, that was our honeymoon. 93 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,551 Yeah. Hey, this might be fun. 94 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,770 Rise and shine, everybody! We're here! 95 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:25,695 Hey, look! Water! Dad, can we go swimming? 96 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:30,323 - Look at the water! It's beautiful! - I told you I'd find Florida. 97 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:34,157 Now all you have to do is find Citrus Cove. 98 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,322 Found it. 99 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:46,964 - Beach Lane. Good navigating, honey. - Thank you. 100 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,717 - What are we looking for? - 411, 411... 101 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,465 413... 102 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,632 415! This is it. 103 00:07:54,808 --> 00:08:00,313 Oh, my! Hal is a friend. It's two storeys, it's redwood... 104 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,146 It's got balconies! Can I have a balcony room, please? 105 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,643 - This is great! - Goodness! 106 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,062 Oh! Oh! Oh! 107 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:14,493 - Watch me! OK, Dad, here I go. - This is gorgeous. 108 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,706 It really is very lovely. I hope the keys are in the mailbox. 109 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:24,378 There they are, just like the old man said. All right, let's go! Come on! 110 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:29,588 All right, contestants, let's see what's behind door number one. 111 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,132 - Oh, Jack! - It's beautiful! 112 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:36,254 - Look at these glass pieces. - Mom, this is huge. 113 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,509 Look, they got a piano. 114 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,176 Honey, look at the view! 115 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,893 We're right on the water! Wow! 116 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,069 Whew! 117 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,867 It's a brochure. It's a postcard. 118 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,446 Don't run up those stairs. 119 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,578 - Bobby, move! - I'm trying! These are heavy. 120 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,208 - This is heavy, too. - Hi. 121 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,923 Archie! It's OK, he's just barking, that's all. 122 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,585 Just barking. Don't be afraid. 123 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,388 Come on, Arch! 124 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:20,934 He always barks at people he likes. Come on, Arch! 125 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:26,107 He must really like you a lot. Archie, get your ass up here! 126 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,818 - Where do they go? - Let me help. 127 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,363 No, don't throw off my balance. 128 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,240 Why not empty the U-Haul tomorrow? 129 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:44,573 No, I'm putting all my suffering into one day. I don't mind unloading bags. 130 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,334 - I just don't want to do it for a living. - It's still early. 131 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:53,084 I'll go to the grocery store. When you've finished, take the kids swimming. 132 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,925 Swimming? Gee, I forgot my bathing suit! 133 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,098 Guess I can't go in the water all summer. 134 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,600 Jack, nobody cares what you look like in a bathing suit. 135 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,514 That's just it. 136 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,262 - I'll pick one up. - I won't wear it. 137 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:15,156 - Not until I lose three or four pounds. - I love the way you look in a bathing suit. 138 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:18,490 - My mother was right. You're twisted. - Mhh-hm. 139 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,121 Grr... 140 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,138 - What are you looking at? - Nothing, Dad. 141 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,766 Me neither. 142 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,926 - We want to go in. - Good idea. 143 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,222 - You guys go for a swim. - Aren't you coming? 144 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:51,016 No, I'll watch. I don't want to get too wet my first day. 145 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,025 - All right. Can you hold these for me? - Yeah, sure. 146 00:10:55,656 --> 00:11:00,234 There you go. 147 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,744 This thing must be pretty good for $80. 148 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:07,034 How do you shut it off? Equalizer... 149 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,300 Loud, eh? 150 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:20,252 Hi. Jack Chester, I'm your neighbor. And you're? 151 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,174 Having lunch. 152 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,891 Looks good. 153 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:31,023 Just enjoy. I don't want to bother you. I'll join you later for Martinis. 154 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,151 Kidding. 155 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,313 Just watching my kids. 156 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,233 I'll be here. 157 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,784 Enjoy. 158 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,565 - Don't worry, it's dead. - Bobby, I told you not to do that. 159 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,354 Dad, she told me to do it! 160 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:19,739 - Enough! Just get it out of here. - Dad, you're kind of red. 161 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,198 Good. 162 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,235 I wanted to get a little color, you know. 163 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,240 That's a good base. 164 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:32,164 That's a good base. You got to do these things in stages. 165 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,582 - Let me put this on. - Does it look that bad? 166 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:40,340 Your nose would show up on satellite. Want me to drive? 167 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:43,796 I'm OK, as long as I don't have to make many turns. 168 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,510 Where are we going? I'm starving. 169 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,598 - A place called the Yachthouse. - It has fresh seafood. 170 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,096 - Let's talk lobster. - Lobster! 171 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,193 - Would that be a three pounder? - Three pounds, one quarter. 172 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:10,450 - Perfect. - Yours is the next table. 173 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:16,206 Sorry. Excuse me. You're next. I'm not next. I was just... 174 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:21,622 I'm next way down the line. I was just checking out my dinner... Sorry. 175 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:26,131 Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon. Pardon. Sorry. 176 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,523 - Excuse me. - How does it look? 177 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:40,685 - A while yet. I got mints and toothpicks. - Can I take some home for Archie? 178 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:48,197 The same guy's in all the pictures. 179 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,528 Captain Al Pellet. 180 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:54,205 - He's won seven years straight. - Guess he's good. 181 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:02,672 - Wow, they're big! - Excuse me, sir, how much longer? 182 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:06,093 Yours should be the very next table. 183 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,421 - Great. - I'm starving. 184 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:11,516 - So am I. - It's been hours since we ate. 185 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,891 Excuse me, little lady. 186 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,889 Excuse me. 187 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,223 Excuse me. 188 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,187 - Mr. Pellet! How were your winds today? - Blowing. 189 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,568 - Did you have a nice sail? - Fine. 190 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,230 There'll be five of us tonight. 191 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:31,995 Would you part the waves and let my party through, please? 192 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,370 It's OK, it's OK! 193 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,121 Excuse me, weren't we next? 194 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,716 You are. Your table should be ready very shortly, sir. 195 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:52,094 - What about the group that just went in? - Mr. Pellet had a reservation, so... 196 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:56,728 - I thought you don't take reservations. - We don't, except for Mr. Pellet. 197 00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,396 I'm sure we'll have a table for you any moment. 198 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:06,321 I see several of them are drinking their coffee. Why not look at the menu? 199 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,444 I know what we're having. Lobster! 200 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,657 - Bravo. - Bravo. 201 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,909 - I took care of everything. We're next. - Thanks, sweetie. 202 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,204 Nobody tells me I can't sit. Sit when I want to. 203 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,130 We're next. Sit next. 204 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:27,462 No need for those. What do you say, let's all have the lobster. 205 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,005 Show us what you got. And Stan, no arguments. 206 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,388 This dinner... 207 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,765 ...is on you. 208 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,269 He thought I was going to say on me! Huh? 209 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,019 Wait a minute... 210 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,319 Maybe they're just taking them for a walk. 211 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,409 - Look at these beauties! - Hey! Don't serve those. 212 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,789 - What? - These are mine. 213 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,661 - Yours? - You got my table, but not my lobsters. 214 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,294 This is your table? 215 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,792 My table! 216 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,344 I see. 217 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,635 This is your table. 218 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,724 - These are your lobsters. - You got it. 219 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:19,143 I suppose this is your wife? 220 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,229 - Is this your tie? - No. 221 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,018 Is this your shirt? Is this your belt? 222 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:30,232 Are these your shorts? Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut. 223 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:34,654 I've driven all day. We just get into town, wait in line for two hours... 224 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,992 You just got into town? Well, I've been in town for 30 years. 225 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:43,994 30 years! Every summer, you renters think you can take over the town. 226 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,582 - You can't! - Oh? 227 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:49,041 - Boil them! - Wait a minute, pal... 228 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:53,050 Now, we will have a table for you in 20 minutes. 229 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,259 Forget it! 230 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,759 - We're going. - Good idea. 231 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,178 - I'm hungry. - I know, sweetheart. 232 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,357 You don't want to eat here. I just found rats in the back. 233 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:09,025 - How disgusting! - A whole nest of rats right in the back! 234 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,901 I apologize. The man was a slob. 235 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,617 - This is it? - There's the Barnacle. 236 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:20,697 There's the boat. The guy at the gas station said the food's great. 237 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,789 - It's the only place open. - Well, it's got character. 238 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,535 And live entertainment. 239 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:32,376 I don't want any complaints. Let's just sit down and enjoy ourselves. 240 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:48,058 - This place sucks! - Where did you learn that? 241 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,604 - I told her never to say things "suck". - Look! 242 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,359 - An ugly old pirate! - Oh, really? 243 00:17:56,535 --> 00:18:01,742 Where? Hello, me buccaneers. Me name's Scully. 244 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,450 And what might your name be, me lass? 245 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,794 My name's Laurie, and where's your hand? 246 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,415 Ooh... You don't want to know. 247 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:21,682 - So, what's it going to be? - Can you recommend something? 248 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:25,221 Absolutely. Scully's Catch-of-the-Day! 249 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:30,604 It's fresh grouper, slightly breaded, saut�ed to a golden brown, 250 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,613 and lemon butter, shallots... 251 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,318 ...with a teasing hint of Dijon. 252 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,823 - We'll take five. - Cortez! 253 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:44,279 - Si, se�or? - Cinco Scully's Catch-of-the-Day. 254 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,661 Cinco Scully's Catches-of-the-Day. 255 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,579 - Bon app�tit. - Thank you very much. 256 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,886 Isn't this nice? Listen to gas station attendants. They know where to eat. 257 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,844 Huh, huh, hey... 258 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,886 - What are you doing? - Honey, it's OK. 259 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:07,638 It's just Noxzema. You were moaning in your sleep about your sunburn. 260 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,978 - Why did you remind me? It hurts! - Poor baby! 261 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:16,399 I'm not a baby. Mummy, make it go away. It hurts. 262 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,493 - I hate the sun! - I know. 263 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,200 - But I love this house. - I know. 264 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,367 I love you. 265 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:36,551 - We should rent it every summer. - OK, I'll talk to the guy in the morning. 266 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,922 You smell so good. It's the Noxzema. 267 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,508 More on here. 268 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,674 - That's not burnt. - I know! 269 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,238 Sandy, did you hear that? 270 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,066 Get up! 271 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,410 Archie, if that's you, I'll kill you. 272 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:20,800 Archie, what did you do? What's going on? 273 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:27,560 Archie! 274 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,479 Somebody's at the door. See who it is. 275 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,439 Cover me. 276 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:47,157 - Freeze! - No! Take what you want. 277 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:50,415 - Just don't harm the children. - I won't. 278 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,078 Jack! 279 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,630 What is it? 280 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,086 - I'll handle this. - Who are you? 281 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,334 The Three Bears! Who are you? 282 00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:05,338 - Dan Gardner, the owner of this house. - Well, look, Dan. 283 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:09,513 I don't know how many owners there are, but I rented it from Elwin Haskell. 284 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,351 You rented... May I see your receipt? 285 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,353 You want to see my receipt? 286 00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:20,445 - OK. Where's my receipt? - On the table. 287 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:24,612 All right. What is this, one of those time-sharing places? 288 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:27,786 Here it is, month of July, Jack Chester, that's moi. 289 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,956 415 Beach Road, $2,000! 290 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,668 - 415 Beach Road. - That's right. 291 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:41,126 This house is 415 Beach... 292 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,796 ...Lane. 293 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,183 Ah-ha. 294 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,770 This must be yours. 295 00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,318 Come in. 296 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:05,316 - You have wonderful closet space. - It makes life so much easier. 297 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,410 - When it comes to closet space... - Ahem! 298 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:11,912 - Come on, Arch. - Come on, Arch. 299 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,490 Archie, come on! 300 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,159 OK, kids, upstairs. Let's go. 301 00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:22,669 This should do it. Ow! 302 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:27,676 It's just kibble. Do you have a vacuum cleaner? 303 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:32,015 That's enough! Do you have a dustpan, maybe? 304 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,728 Leave that. 305 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:39,138 Good idea. You might have a visitor this summer and they have a dog. 306 00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:44,229 This is excellent. It's a nice little... Come on, Archie, let's go. Come on. 307 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:48,404 Last time you ate a whole bag you got sick. Come on, Arch. 308 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:49,952 Goodbye. 309 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,282 Have a nice summer. 310 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,623 I forgot my Noxzema. 311 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:14,060 Have a little patience, dear. He does have a bad burn. 312 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,971 And my daughter. 313 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,563 - I wet my bed, Daddy. - Sweetheart, you didn't wet your bed. 314 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,727 You wet their bed. 315 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:50,179 Flies! We got flies. They followed me all the way from Atlanta. 316 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,841 Got you! 317 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,435 - Bananas? - A little. 318 00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:00,186 I called a plumber. He might be here this afternoon. 319 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,930 The landlord should pay. 320 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:06,194 I can't reach him. They say he's in intensive care. 321 00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:22,661 Get out of here! 322 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:26,379 Pass the milk, please? 323 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,252 - Here. - Thank you. 324 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,476 - What's that? What is it? - Here we go. 325 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,267 Great! 326 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,775 What is this? What is this? 327 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,488 - You're in pajamas. - I know. 328 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,996 Excuse me, why are you people going through here? 329 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,166 Oh, perfect! 330 00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:14,003 Come on through. I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach. 331 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:21,896 I'm taking Laurie to nursery school. I'll be at the beach later. 332 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:26,014 Daddy, wait. I've got to get my stuff from the car. 333 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,977 Where do you think you're going? This isn't a nude beach. 334 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,860 Who do you think you are? Lolita? 335 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,326 Hi! 336 00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:38,287 Just move in? I'm Russ. 337 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:41,575 - Hi. Jennifer. - This is Annie. 338 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,201 - That's one of those CPR dolls. - I teach CPR. 339 00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:48,961 - I'm known as Mr. Mouth-to-Mouth. - Jennifer, I got a great idea! 340 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:53,213 - We both take Laurie to nursery school? - Not today, Dad. 341 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:56,008 - No? - I thought you'd left. 342 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:59,930 Laurie, you forgot your lunch. I have those muffins you like. 343 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:03,138 - Should she be talking to him? - Why not? 344 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:07,097 Are you crazy? He's a lifeguard! They're all sex maniacs. 345 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:10,146 Each of his gonads is screaming, "Me first!" 346 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,318 Ain't nothing to worry about. I'm going to be around her. 347 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:18,074 - See you later, honey. - OK, ladies, let's go! It's late! 348 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,998 - Take a bow! - Jack off! 349 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:32,671 Great. We live next door to lifeguards. 350 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:37,003 A whole gaggle of them. 351 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,265 Well, I guess I won't drown. 352 00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:49,522 Mom, they whistled at us. Don't look! 353 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,814 See that one on the left? He was cute! 354 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:59,697 Ow! Ooh, ooh, hah, hah! 355 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:07,032 - We should have brought shoes. - I can't walk any more. 356 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,461 - My feet are burnt. - Just hop, honey, just hop. 357 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:15,589 Come on up on Daddy's shoulders. There you go! There's my girl. 358 00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:17,635 Hold on. 359 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,130 Boy! Here we go. 360 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:23,059 Just got to find Mommy now. 361 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,602 - Excuse me. - Ow! 362 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:28,518 - Jeez, I'm sorry. Really. - That was my hand, mister! 363 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:32,059 Sorry about that. It's just sand, it's fine. 364 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:38,318 It's this darn cooler. The thing broke off again. 365 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:44,115 - I'm waiting for a part from Minneapolis. - My camera! Lift up your foot! My lens! 366 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:45,665 The sand! 367 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:49,700 If there's any damage, send the bill to 415 Beach Lane, OK? 368 00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:51,503 Damn right! 369 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:54,838 - You big bozo! - That's my lunch! 370 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:59,338 - Watch it, that's my hat! - Hey, honky! 371 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:04,099 Sorry! Just iced water. Just iced water. 372 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,935 - What are you doing? - You should've covered it. 373 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,478 No! Watch it! 374 00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:15,730 You shouldn't cook on the beach. It's illegal. I think. Sandy? 375 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,733 Jack! 376 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:23,867 Didn't you hear me calling? I've been all over. 377 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:30,415 OK, sweetheart, get down. Am I glad to be here! 378 00:28:30,586 --> 00:28:34,879 I'm glad, too. Bobby wanted this blowing up. Can you finish it? 379 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:42,545 Yeah, I'm breathing out anyway. 380 00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:44,715 What the heck. 381 00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,600 Thank you. 382 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:54,688 - How was nursery school? - It was great. She graduated. 383 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:58,395 - What? - Yeah, Mother Goose retired. 384 00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:04,859 What a shame! We'll find other things to do. Want to build a sandcastle? 385 00:29:08,373 --> 00:29:09,784 Hey, Sandy. 386 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:13,125 - Yeah? - What's Jennifer doing up there? 387 00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:16,296 - She's talking with a new friend. - Is that something we want? 388 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:19,252 They're just talking. 389 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:22,427 That's how she got here, remember? 390 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,058 Dad! 391 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:31,182 Here, ace, here's your raft. 392 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:35,103 I don't want it now. I want to play Frisbee. Here, catch! 393 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:47,444 - Bobby, throw long. - Go! 394 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,281 Nice one! 395 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:59,797 Albert, you octopus! 396 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:05,632 - Hey, what are you doing? - Your wife's on my Whammo. 397 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:09,638 - Get out of here! - Sure. You can have that if you want. 398 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:15,314 When you're done with it, I'm at 415 Beach Lane. Beach Road! Carry on! 399 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,689 - 14-13. - We're next, Dad. 400 00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,899 Relax. Control's the thing. 401 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:23,071 - I know. - If you get in trouble, pass it to me. 402 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:28,068 Your hands and my height, we'll destroy them! 403 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:32,243 - Are you ready, mister? - Yeah, we're ready. Let's go! 404 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:35,832 - Let's go! Let's eat them up! - Go, team! 405 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:48,257 Best 2 out of 3? 406 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:53,675 You're being too hard on yourself. You haven't played volleyball for years. 407 00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:56,689 Yeah? Why don't you tell that to Bobby? 408 00:30:56,857 --> 00:31:02,064 I embarrassed him for life. Right now, he's wishing you were a widow. 409 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:05,938 Have a grape. I think your blood sugar's low. 410 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:14,863 That's it! How could I be so stupid? 411 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,915 Of course! 412 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:20,293 I'm a sailor. 413 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:22,706 I'm a great sailor! 414 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:26,333 I'll take my son sailing! 415 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:29,963 - Excuse me, you rent sailboats here? - We sure do. 416 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,343 All right! We want to take a look at them. 417 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:38,346 They're all rented for the next two weeks. Everyone's practicing for the regatta. 418 00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:43,102 I want to teach my son to sail. Is there another place we can rent one? 419 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:45,022 There's one. 420 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:47,866 Maties, which boat will it be? 421 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:51,193 Tough choice, isn't it? 422 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,074 What about a big one like this? 423 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:59,206 - Without the crud on it. - Young 'un, it's crustaceous morticus. 424 00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:04,752 Pejoratively referred to as barnacle. She was a fast lady in her day. 425 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:07,796 I'm sure. We'll take the 12-footer here. 426 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:12,098 That's a fine choice. You're your own ballast in that vessel. 427 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:16,513 That's good. Puts a little sport into it. Come on. Here we go. 428 00:32:16,687 --> 00:32:18,726 - Ready to cast off? - You bet! 429 00:32:18,897 --> 00:32:22,895 You get a free lesson with each rental. Yorku, I'll take them out. 430 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:27,066 - Watch the bar. - It's OK. I already know how to sail. 431 00:32:27,239 --> 00:32:31,106 Ready, son? Here we go! All right! Hey, I got it going! 432 00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:33,776 - All right! - Here we go! 433 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:43,498 Bye! 434 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:48,458 Pull this rope, the sail comes towards you, and you're sailing. 435 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:53,463 - Dad, there's a boat in front of us! - I see it! It's OK. Let's make a turn. 436 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,345 - Sharp turn we're making! - Yeah! 437 00:32:56,518 --> 00:33:00,386 - Hey, we made it. Were you scared? - Not me! 438 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:04,775 You should have been. I was. I was a little scared there. 439 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:11,157 - Where did you learn how to sail? - Camp Weehorn. They had a big lake. 440 00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:16,319 - Hey, Dad, there's the Incisor. - Yeah. Isn't she a beauty? 441 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:19,034 - Let's go closer! - OK, Captain. 442 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:21,533 - Here we go! - All right! 443 00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:28,087 That sure is a gorgeous boat, isn't it? Too bad a big fart like that owns it. 444 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:30,963 Yeah, the big fart! 445 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:34,339 Watch your language. Where do you learn that? 446 00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:38,391 Veer off to starboard, Al. That skiff looks close. 447 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,645 No, we got the right of way. Let him move. 448 00:33:41,813 --> 00:33:45,064 Watch out, Dad! We're heading straight toward him! 449 00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:48,188 The smaller craft has the right of way. 450 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:53,403 - I don't think he has those rules! Turn! - What are you doing? 451 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:55,235 My knee! 452 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:58,826 - Is it your bad one, Dad? - Yes, yes! 453 00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:01,702 Idiot! You put a hole in my boat! 454 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:07,752 It's you, again! You hit my boat! You put a hole in my boat! 455 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:13,000 - Why didn't you give way? - Are you telling me how to sail? 456 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:17,805 I was on a starboard tack. I had the right of way! You city rat! 457 00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:21,391 I got a kid in the boat! You should've moved! 458 00:34:21,562 --> 00:34:23,056 Big fart! 459 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:26,848 I'm going to get you for this, renter! I'm going to get you! 460 00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:30,192 - You're finished! - He's not! Tell him, Dad! 461 00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:32,687 No point. Shit for brains! 462 00:34:32,865 --> 00:34:37,989 He put a hole in my boat! Look at it! Give me a hand with the hole here! 463 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:46,078 - You're not hungry? - I'm not anything. 464 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:49,704 The doctor said you'd only be off your feet two days. 465 00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,882 - There are things we can do. - Like what? 466 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:58,093 - Well... Free tonight, sailor? - I don't want your pity. 467 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:01,716 Take what you can get. Going once... twice... 468 00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:04,219 I'll take it. 469 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:11,437 Now, Monty Ewing, the rookie with a chance to make his name on the tour. 470 00:35:11,612 --> 00:35:16,404 - He has a 32-foot putt for the birdie. - This green has taxed the pros today. 471 00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:20,240 There's the touch! There's the roll! And oh, my! 472 00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:24,113 Look at that! He's got that birdie. Unbelievable, Dick. 473 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:27,826 Take a look at it again in slow motion. Look at this, Bill. 474 00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:29,746 Ever so gentle. 475 00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:33,836 Hurry up, come on! We are always late. Let's go! 476 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,417 Let's get in. Go on, Ma. 477 00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:39,086 Mom, it's about to start! 478 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:42,514 OK! Sit here for a second, sweetie. 479 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:50,806 Oh, no! I can't believe it. I forgot my wallet. I can't believe it. 480 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:53,440 We'll miss the beginning! 481 00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:55,605 Shit! Shoot, I mean! 482 00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:57,608 - Shoot! - Excuse me. 483 00:35:57,783 --> 00:36:02,112 - Take their tickets out of this. - No, I can't let you do that. 484 00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:06,119 - Please, it'll be my pleasure. - Mom, let him! 485 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:12,080 - OK, if you'll let us pay you back. - OK. Four adults and two kids. 486 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:16,004 - I'm Don Moore. This is my son, Gregg. - Nice to meet you. 487 00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:19,676 I'm Sandy Chester. This is Laurie, Jennifer and Bobby. 488 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:21,638 Hi. Let's go. 489 00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:25,306 - Yeah! - Popcorn, popcorn! 490 00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:27,636 - Hi. - Hi. 491 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:31,312 - What are you listening to? - WHAM 104. 492 00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:35,939 Hey! 493 00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,488 - Thanks, Dad. - Thanks. 494 00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:47,495 - Don Gufferson now, his first shot at 17. 495 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:51,249 Looks like it could be the longest of the foursome. 496 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:02,886 All right! 497 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:05,429 Come in, Arch. 498 00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:09,550 Oh! Couldn't you do that outside? 499 00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:12,807 What do you want? 500 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:18,442 Your bone. You get it. 501 00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:22,773 Well, go get it! 502 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:24,529 OK, I will! 503 00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:30,243 Jeez, God! I thought the dog was the one supposed to go fetch. 504 00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:34,745 Archie! Archie! 505 00:37:35,547 --> 00:37:38,217 Open it! Open this damn door! 506 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:44,138 Get out of my chair! Go on, get out! 507 00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:46,927 Out of my popcorn, you dirty... 508 00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,978 Sure! For you, the TV clears up! 509 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:55,438 Aah! He missed that! 510 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:58,396 Jeez! Archie! Archie! 511 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:01,405 If I get in there, you're a rug! 512 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:06,783 Breakfast with the family. 513 00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:10,405 Dad, get dressed. We're going out in a speedboat today! 514 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,575 - Yeah? - Don just called. 515 00:38:12,751 --> 00:38:19,252 The guy who lent us money. He invited us out on his cabin cruiser. Feel like it? 516 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:21,298 Ow! Ow! Ow! 517 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,336 - No, not today. - We can find something else to do. 518 00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:27,921 - No, you should go. - Sure? 519 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,800 I'm sure. Of course, I'm sure. I got lots to do today. 520 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:35,098 - I'm changing the air in my splint. - OK. 521 00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:40,351 - We're going out with Don and Gregg! - We're going out with Don and Gregg! 522 00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:43,446 - Is his wife nice? - She's in Ohio with a guy. 523 00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:48,076 Don got a divorce last year. Have a lovely day, darling! I love you! 524 00:38:48,245 --> 00:38:50,238 Love you, too! 525 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:56,377 So, how is everybody? Good. You look good. You do. 526 00:38:57,462 --> 00:39:00,463 Want an orange? A juice or something? 527 00:39:00,632 --> 00:39:04,630 At 105 degrees, climbing to 110, it's a record for this date. 528 00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:30,410 Bobby, you're doing great! You're so good at this! All right, Bobby! 529 00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:34,487 Whoo! 530 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,582 Way to go, Bob! 531 00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:48,804 Hi! 532 00:39:52,142 --> 00:39:55,511 - Oh, what a shame! - Leave it. 533 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,680 - Sorry. - You did nothing. 534 00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:01,608 - I've been waiting to meet you. - Really? 535 00:40:01,777 --> 00:40:06,439 - I'm your neighbor, Vicki Sanders. - Jack Chester. 536 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:12,784 I just made some fresh lemonade. Why not come over and have some? 537 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:14,365 Oh, no. 538 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:18,407 - Oh, come on! - I wouldn't want to impose. 539 00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:22,915 Impose! What are neighbors for? Come on! 540 00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:26,708 - Really? - What happened to your leg? 541 00:40:26,885 --> 00:40:28,379 Boating accident. 542 00:40:28,554 --> 00:40:32,551 - Does it hurt? - I suppose it would if I let it. 543 00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:35,394 Ow! Oh! OK, OK. 544 00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:41,392 I wanted to be a pilot, but with a family and responsibilities, 545 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,402 I became a controller instead. 546 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:48,188 You know, you and I have so much in common. 547 00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:55,032 I wanted to be a stewardess, but Ed didn't want me away. So I do electrolysis. 548 00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:59,493 Hello? 549 00:41:03,589 --> 00:41:05,581 Anybody home? 550 00:41:06,592 --> 00:41:10,459 - It looks like nobody's here. - Mom, I have to go real bad! 551 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,630 Go on, but hurry up. 552 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:16,305 - And don't sit on the seat! - Excuse me. 553 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:21,435 I hate to bother you, I'm dying of thirst. Could I get a glass of water? 554 00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:25,307 - Help yourself. - Thanks a million. 555 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:32,030 Hello. 556 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:35,700 You have good vision? You have to in your business, right? 557 00:41:35,871 --> 00:41:39,454 - It helps. - And you're very observant, I can tell. 558 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:42,032 Can I have an honest opinion? 559 00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:44,037 Sure. 560 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:49,128 What do you think of these? Well, what do you think? 561 00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:52,719 About what? 562 00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:55,640 - These! - Oh, those! 563 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:58,299 Yeah. How do they look? 564 00:42:00,062 --> 00:42:01,437 Aah! Similar? 565 00:42:01,605 --> 00:42:04,641 No, I mean, do they look good? I just got them. 566 00:42:06,151 --> 00:42:08,642 Who had them before you? 567 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:13,399 Nobody, silly! I just recently had them enlarged. 568 00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,283 Oh, I see. 569 00:42:15,452 --> 00:42:18,026 They cost $2,000! 570 00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:21,538 - It was these or a chain-saw for Ed. - Good choice. 571 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,167 Think so? 572 00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:26,336 I'd take those over a power tool any day. 573 00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:29,375 Do they look like real breasts to you? 574 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:31,423 You fooled me! 575 00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:35,425 - You don't think they're too big? - No! No, no. 576 00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:40,184 - Is that Ed? - Yeah, he's waking up. 577 00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:45,180 Ah! You'll excuse me, I'm a dead man! 578 00:42:45,357 --> 00:42:48,477 Oh, great! The husband's coming and I blow a leg! 579 00:42:48,652 --> 00:42:50,027 Again? 580 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:52,271 Put your top on! 581 00:42:52,447 --> 00:42:56,196 - I'm sorry! I didn't see anything, I swear! - He's our neighbor! 582 00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,740 - I'm just renting. - Sorry, mister. 583 00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:03,740 - She's boring the whole world with them. - Be quiet, Ed. I just want his opinion. 584 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:07,832 She's insecure. Last night, she showed them to a clerk at 7-Eleven. 585 00:43:08,005 --> 00:43:11,374 Relax! They're beautiful. They look right and feel right. 586 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:15,001 - Yeah. - Try them and tell her they feel right? 587 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,171 As a favor to me? 588 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,226 Oh, yeah! Boy, those are so lifelike, it's ridiculous! 589 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:27,101 Honey, everybody likes them. Thanks. 590 00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:31,022 - I owe you one. - What are neighbors for? I've got to go. 591 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:35,738 - I gave up a power tool for those. - Christmas is right around the corner. 592 00:43:35,908 --> 00:43:37,900 - $2,000 a set? - For both. 593 00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:41,777 That's a deal! They're fun for the whole family. I've got to tell my wife. 594 00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:44,956 We'll give you the doctor's number. Take care. 595 00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:48,711 Bye! 596 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:05,719 Cut that out! Get out of here! That's our bike! Get off my bike! 597 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:10,976 - Who's got the cheese omelet? - Right here! 598 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:15,279 - You got it. How do you like it? - Fluffy. 599 00:44:16,532 --> 00:44:18,524 Watch it, Fats! 600 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:24,077 - Are you going to be long? - Wait, this is important... 601 00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:27,830 ... I have to have those pants. I only have two pairs here, 602 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:30,492 but 50 per cent of the pant... 603 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:33,454 Get out! 604 00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:38,673 Party's over! Get out of my house! Get out of my house! 605 00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:41,846 Get out, get out! Get off the phone! 606 00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:45,301 - I'll call you back! - Get off the phone! Out! 607 00:44:45,477 --> 00:44:47,470 Jesus! 608 00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:53,892 You, out! 609 00:44:54,069 --> 00:44:56,987 Bug off, buddy. I was here first. 610 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:03,447 - Get the hell out of here now. - You go. I'm trying to watch The Smurfs. 611 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:06,076 Trying to watch The Smurfs? 612 00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:10,826 See the one where Papa Smurf smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? 613 00:45:11,003 --> 00:45:13,375 You want to see that one? 614 00:45:17,843 --> 00:45:19,835 Archie, you stink! 615 00:45:20,012 --> 00:45:21,672 Traitor! 616 00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,515 Morning, Colonel. 617 00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:40,199 Good to see you. What can I get you? 618 00:45:40,449 --> 00:45:43,154 How about drunk? 619 00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:47,569 We can handle that. 620 00:45:51,877 --> 00:45:53,537 Thank you. 621 00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,633 You have an ice cube for this? 622 00:46:03,222 --> 00:46:05,463 You're wrong! You're wrong! 623 00:46:05,641 --> 00:46:09,852 I've tried to tell you that, as a fighter, pound for pound, 624 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:16,141 my boy, Jimmy Cagney, will disintegrate your Sylvester Stallone! 625 00:46:16,318 --> 00:46:19,853 - He'll knock his block off! - In a street fight, maybe. 626 00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,782 I give you that. But not in a movie! 627 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:28,988 Especially with today's cinemanatic progress. It's technologically impossible! 628 00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:33,328 - Do you have any more oyster crackers? - You ate them all! 629 00:46:35,295 --> 00:46:39,673 They were so good. I'll have another beer. They're filling, aren't they? 630 00:46:39,842 --> 00:46:41,585 M�s cerveza! 631 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,343 Yeah, it's probably better for me. 632 00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:48,593 Good shot. 633 00:46:52,563 --> 00:46:54,686 OK, count them up. 634 00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,193 - Who threw this one? - Blue, that's you. 635 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:09,863 - All right, I win. - Big winner there, Scull-man! 636 00:47:10,038 --> 00:47:15,412 I love you, Scully. I mean that. It's not the booze talking, either. 637 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:18,789 Sorry I wrecked your boat. Let me pay for it. 638 00:47:18,964 --> 00:47:21,669 She's fine. It'll give her more character. 639 00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:24,547 I'm at fault for not giving you that lesson. 640 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:30,805 You're not at fault. I am! I'm the one who said I could sail. I can't sail. 641 00:47:30,976 --> 00:47:35,437 I don't know... I used to sail when I was a kid, but I can't sail. 642 00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:42,815 Do you know what it's like to peak when you're 18 years old? 643 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:46,990 Yes, I do. 644 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:54,070 Would you like to learn to sail? Really to sail? 645 00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:57,784 - Yeah? - Yeah. 646 00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:00,961 Yeah. 647 00:48:07,721 --> 00:48:11,968 I call this craft Shotzie. It's nicknamed for my sweetheart. 648 00:48:12,142 --> 00:48:17,433 We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them gently, like ladies. 649 00:48:17,606 --> 00:48:21,438 Otherwise, they won't respond like ladies. 650 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:25,987 Remember, always gentle on the tiller. 651 00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:28,445 You understand that? 652 00:48:28,617 --> 00:48:30,111 Yeah, I... 653 00:48:34,331 --> 00:48:37,700 Oyster crackers. Good, that should be the last of it. 654 00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:43,421 - Can we go home now? - You said you wanted to be a sailor. 655 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:47,173 So, we're going to stay out here until you become one. 656 00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:50,880 This is the life. 657 00:48:51,056 --> 00:48:55,967 Nothing like the sea to lift your spirits and put a song in your heart. 658 00:48:56,144 --> 00:48:59,478 I know. You must know a lot of ocean songs. 659 00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:01,356 I do. 660 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:04,775 Here's a sea ditty me mother taught me. 661 00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:45,109 Jack? 662 00:49:47,863 --> 00:49:49,238 Jack! 663 00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:53,609 That's cute. 664 00:49:55,871 --> 00:49:58,540 Are you going to sleep all day? 665 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,284 I guess you are. 666 00:50:04,296 --> 00:50:06,668 We'll be home early! 667 00:50:07,925 --> 00:50:09,383 I'm up. 668 00:50:09,551 --> 00:50:12,256 I'm up. I'm up. 669 00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:16,012 It's still dark. 670 00:50:16,934 --> 00:50:19,306 Oh! 671 00:50:19,478 --> 00:50:21,850 Oh, I'll feel that in the morning! 672 00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:26,310 - Hi. - Buenos d�as. 673 00:50:26,485 --> 00:50:29,818 Where's Scully? 674 00:50:29,988 --> 00:50:32,823 - Thanks. Scully! - Over here! 675 00:50:32,991 --> 00:50:37,155 - He's over there. - That's what I says. 676 00:50:37,329 --> 00:50:41,078 - You know what to do. - When I'm ready, I say, "Jibe ho." 677 00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:44,416 - That's right. Prepare to jibe. Jibe ho. - Jibe ho! 678 00:50:44,586 --> 00:50:46,911 Whoah! 679 00:50:48,423 --> 00:50:55,256 - What happened? I yelled jibe ho. - You say jibe ho, then you jibe! 680 00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:59,559 - I don't know what to say. Sorry. - Why not say you'll pick me up? 681 00:50:59,726 --> 00:51:03,807 I'm... Yeah, right... Let me tack... 682 00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:09,188 Hey, why don't you swim to me? Can you tread water with that hook? 683 00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:11,437 Aargh! 684 00:51:20,831 --> 00:51:24,579 - Does your head hurt? - Yes, it does. 685 00:51:31,466 --> 00:51:34,835 - It was my fault, wasn't it? - Oh, yes. 686 00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:42,009 - I guess I'm not much of a sailor, am I? - No, you're not. 687 00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:44,977 But you will be. 688 00:51:45,147 --> 00:51:50,853 When I get through with you, you'll be as good a sailor as I ever was. 689 00:51:57,618 --> 00:51:59,444 Maybe better. 690 00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:05,621 Do you want more ice? 691 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:09,579 I got the lotion and your towel. Please, let's hurry. 692 00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:11,498 - OK. - Bye, Dad. 693 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:14,378 Bye. What, no kiss? 694 00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:20,091 Look, I'll make you a deal. If your leg starts to hurt, I'll carry you. 695 00:52:20,265 --> 00:52:24,892 - Bye! - Bye! I don't want to push it, you know. 696 00:52:25,062 --> 00:52:28,644 Besides, I just wanted to sit around and kill some flies. 697 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:31,935 - Honey, do you want to have a talk? - No. 698 00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:37,271 - This was for you. You're not having fun. - Are you having fun? 699 00:52:37,449 --> 00:52:42,407 - I'm having lots of fun. - If you're having fun, I'm having fun. 700 00:52:42,579 --> 00:52:45,865 And, in a couple of days, we'll all be having fun together. 701 00:52:47,793 --> 00:52:50,580 - I'm off to have today's fun. - Great! 702 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:55,833 Got him! 703 00:52:57,636 --> 00:53:00,471 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 704 00:53:06,311 --> 00:53:09,431 - Perfect day for sailing. - We're not sailing today. 705 00:53:09,606 --> 00:53:11,599 We're going dancing. 706 00:53:11,775 --> 00:53:15,476 - Know what your trouble is? - I have to lose a few pounds. 707 00:53:15,654 --> 00:53:21,490 You're an air controller. If you think you'll control the sea like a 747, I fear for you. 708 00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:26,452 The sea is a wondrous, mysterious, dangerous lady. 709 00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:29,873 She'll make you rich or feed you to the fishes. 710 00:53:30,043 --> 00:53:34,504 You can't control her. You've got to give yourself to her. 711 00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:39,002 She wants you to dance, sonny boy. You got to follow her lead. 712 00:53:39,178 --> 00:53:43,970 - Didn't I see that on your restroom wall? - Yes! 713 00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:48,637 As true today as when I hung it there. Hoist the mainsail. 714 00:53:48,812 --> 00:53:50,187 Roger! 715 00:53:50,355 --> 00:53:56,061 The apparent and the true winds are different. Watch the telltales! 716 00:53:56,236 --> 00:54:01,741 That's right, bring her about. Take your time, boy! She's a lady. 717 00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:06,202 Give me a chance to get the jib through the foresail. 718 00:54:10,501 --> 00:54:14,498 No, don't pinch. The beam reach is your fastest line. 719 00:54:14,671 --> 00:54:18,087 - So keep your sails full. - Hard to lee! 720 00:54:19,468 --> 00:54:21,295 - How's that? - Fine. 721 00:54:21,470 --> 00:54:25,468 You can release your sheet a little faster, you know. 722 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:27,764 - All right. - How's this? 723 00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:31,386 Ah, that's fine. Ah, nice! 724 00:54:33,106 --> 00:54:34,601 All secure. 725 00:54:34,775 --> 00:54:39,935 Here, a graduation pin. A hook of your own from Scully's sailing school. 726 00:54:40,113 --> 00:54:44,610 - You're a sailor now. - Thank you very much. I appreciate this. 727 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:47,323 You didn't have to do this. 728 00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:49,370 Ah! 729 00:54:50,123 --> 00:54:51,867 - It's real. - Aye. 730 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:55,376 This is great. I'm bleeding. Is that how you lost your hand? 731 00:54:55,546 --> 00:54:58,546 - Aye, sure. - Thanks a lot. 732 00:55:01,051 --> 00:55:05,428 Gregg told me about this island with excellent shells. Can we go? 733 00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:08,468 - Sounds good to me. Jack? - No. 734 00:55:08,642 --> 00:55:11,347 - Why not? - Why not what? 735 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:15,731 Weren't you listening? It's like you don't even hear us now. 736 00:55:17,442 --> 00:55:20,230 - I hear you. - What did I just say? 737 00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:24,733 - You said I don't hear or listen to you. - Dad, it's for you. 738 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:28,988 See? I heard that! Don't tell me I don't listen to you! 739 00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:32,828 - You and Scully, what do you do all day? - Dance. 740 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,202 Hello. 741 00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:36,836 Yes, it is. 742 00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:40,005 Oh, right, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. 743 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,672 Sure. Where? 744 00:55:43,844 --> 00:55:45,801 OK. 745 00:55:45,971 --> 00:55:48,213 All right, I'll be right there. 746 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:50,679 OK, fine. Bye. 747 00:55:50,851 --> 00:55:53,603 - What's up? - Our landlord just got out of hospital. 748 00:55:53,770 --> 00:55:57,436 - Oh, good. - I'm going in to straighten out our rent. 749 00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:27,004 Jack, glad you could make it. I hate to do business here. 750 00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:31,259 The new owner knew the principals would be here to wrap it up. 751 00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:33,224 No problem. 752 00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:38,221 Sorry, I thought I was going to your office. I didn't know. I feel like an idiot. 753 00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:41,933 Your brother was a great man, Floyd. 754 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:44,436 A beacon to us all. 755 00:56:44,613 --> 00:56:47,899 He'll be sorely, sorely missed. 756 00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:51,029 And now, I'll sign the papers. 757 00:56:59,711 --> 00:57:02,748 Could I have a little room here, please? 758 00:57:24,903 --> 00:57:28,983 Mr. Pellet, this is Jack Chester, the tenant. 759 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:33,025 Well, well, well, renter. 760 00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:37,246 It looks like you're my renter now. 761 00:57:41,712 --> 00:57:45,792 Well, I guess... this goes to you, then. 762 00:57:45,966 --> 00:57:49,300 That's for the last two weeks' rent. 763 00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:51,296 Thank you. 764 00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:56,466 I'd just like to say, it's a terrific place. My family's having a great time. 765 00:57:56,643 --> 00:57:59,051 It's the best money I ever spent. 766 00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:00,723 - Really? - Yeah! 767 00:58:02,191 --> 00:58:04,183 Why are you doing that? 768 00:58:04,359 --> 00:58:09,317 I wouldn't take this cheque from you if my children were starving. 769 00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:12,740 I want you and your family out by Saturday midnight, 770 00:58:12,910 --> 00:58:15,910 or I'm going to toss you out personally. 771 00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:22,282 I told you I'd get you. 772 00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:27,995 I'd have given you any amount you wanted for that house! 773 00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:31,295 And that's the best money I ever spent. 774 00:58:40,979 --> 00:58:45,357 So that's it? We have to go home in four days? 775 00:58:45,526 --> 00:58:49,475 We can't! I have a date with Gregg to go to the regatta! 776 00:58:49,655 --> 00:58:52,940 I have got a date for the regatta, too. 777 00:58:53,116 --> 00:58:55,987 Shut up! Stop saying everything I say! 778 00:58:57,579 --> 00:59:03,000 I'm not leaving! I don't care! I'm not leaving! I don't care! 779 00:59:44,877 --> 00:59:47,202 There he is, Captain Al Pellet. 780 00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:50,914 You shouldn't have rammed him, but sunk the bastard! 781 00:59:51,091 --> 00:59:54,425 He tried to buy me out once. 782 00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:58,046 When it didn't work, he got tough. Tried to deport Cortez. 783 00:59:58,223 --> 01:00:02,138 - Canalla! - Called the Barnacle a garbage scow! 784 01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:05,265 All right, all right, hard to lee! 785 01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:08,060 He's a squid stick! 786 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:11,567 A squeeze dick! You say. 787 01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:21,215 ... he was about a half a length ahead. 788 01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:26,052 He looks over, he sees me. He gets so frustrated, he misses... 789 01:01:26,228 --> 01:01:28,019 Pellet! 790 01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:30,264 Hey, landlord! 791 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,110 Amazing! I thought they were extinct. 792 01:01:33,277 --> 01:01:35,269 I could swear that's the call 793 01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:38,897 of the red-beaked, seersuckered, summer renter. 794 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:41,993 And it is. 795 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,652 Why aren't you packing? 796 01:01:45,873 --> 01:01:51,827 You took away my family's vacation. I'm going to take something from you. 797 01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:54,874 - What can you take from me? - That! 798 01:01:55,048 --> 01:01:57,836 - What? My cup? - Yeah! 799 01:01:58,010 --> 01:02:02,007 - You think you can out-sail me? - Yes! 800 01:02:02,181 --> 01:02:05,550 You couldn't beat my dinghy. 801 01:02:05,726 --> 01:02:07,718 - Really? - Really. 802 01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:12,521 - You want to bet? - What are you going to bet? What? 803 01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:14,102 Popcorn? 804 01:02:15,277 --> 01:02:16,771 Lobsters? 805 01:02:19,489 --> 01:02:22,360 $1,000! The last two weeks' rent. 806 01:02:22,534 --> 01:02:25,286 You win, keep the cheque, we go home. 807 01:02:25,454 --> 01:02:29,452 I win, I keep the cheque, we stay here two weeks rent-free. 808 01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:32,080 Do we have a bet? 809 01:02:34,713 --> 01:02:37,002 Know something, Dumbo? 810 01:02:37,174 --> 01:02:40,625 You're even stupider than you look. 811 01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:14,544 So, if I win, we get to stay here two more weeks for free! What do you think? 812 01:03:14,711 --> 01:03:16,669 I'll start packing. 813 01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:23,007 Jack, just suppose there was the slightest possibility you could win. 814 01:03:23,178 --> 01:03:27,924 There's a pivotal point that escapes me. You don't have a boat. 815 01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:32,014 - A-ha! Yes, I do! - You do? 816 01:03:32,187 --> 01:03:33,847 Yes, the Barnacle. 817 01:03:34,022 --> 01:03:36,311 - The Barnacle? - Yes! 818 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:37,812 Dad... 819 01:03:37,985 --> 01:03:41,021 ...you're going to sail a fish restaurant? 820 01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:56,751 Well, what do you make of my girl? 821 01:04:06,889 --> 01:04:11,266 That's easy for you to say. But what do we do about it, Angus? 822 01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:21,021 In layman's terms, how bad is she? 823 01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:23,816 - She's a total pig! - Thank you! 824 01:04:23,989 --> 01:04:27,738 - You're telling me my girl won't sail? - Now, hold your wind! 825 01:04:27,993 --> 01:04:31,576 I've not said that! She'll sail, but it'll take work. 826 01:04:31,747 --> 01:04:35,994 And a good bit of luck, too, to find the right sail to fit her mast. 827 01:04:36,752 --> 01:04:39,373 What? 828 01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:42,880 He's saying that we'll make our own luck, you dumb Swede. 829 01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:06,734 Where's Angus with that sail? There's only two shopping days left. 830 01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:10,074 He's combing the entire coast for it. He'll find it. 831 01:05:10,244 --> 01:05:14,241 - How can you be so sure? - If he don't, I'll kill him! 832 01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:20,167 This is too slow. What I need for this is a power-saw attachment. 833 01:05:20,337 --> 01:05:22,045 Yeah, right. 834 01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:29,838 How many more? 835 01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:32,421 - Keep cutting. - What are they for? 836 01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:35,719 I really don't know, but we need a lot of them! 837 01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:39,346 So, you were a sailor, Mr. Scully! 838 01:05:39,523 --> 01:05:41,729 Yeah, that's right. 839 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,854 - You must have good vision. - Aye. 840 01:05:50,576 --> 01:05:53,826 They're perfect! Tell her they're perfect! 841 01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:55,787 They're perfect! 842 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:11,461 - What are you doing? - Taking a dirty picture. 843 01:06:11,638 --> 01:06:15,339 It's the filthiest version of you I've ever seen. 844 01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:19,930 - What's with Frances Farmer? - There's an outbreak of depression here. 845 01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:23,439 - How about you? - I'm hiding it. 846 01:06:24,484 --> 01:06:29,193 - I've kept your dinner waiting. - I'll be back in a couple of minutes. 847 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,445 And he's so nice. 848 01:06:37,623 --> 01:06:39,781 And Gregg's so funny. 849 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:44,620 His teacher asked what happens after the sperm meets the egg. 850 01:06:44,796 --> 01:06:49,008 And Gregg goes, "You smoke a cigarette." 851 01:06:50,219 --> 01:06:52,591 You're still a non-smoker, aren't you? 852 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:56,428 - Daddy! - Just being a dad, that's all. 853 01:06:57,684 --> 01:07:01,433 - How's the boat coming? - It's coming. A little slow. 854 01:07:02,314 --> 01:07:06,063 - Not good, huh? - Could be better. 855 01:07:06,985 --> 01:07:12,146 - Can't win them all. - But you'd like to win one, wouldn't you? 856 01:07:12,324 --> 01:07:14,649 One would be nice. 857 01:07:26,630 --> 01:07:30,710 - Here it is. Dry rot. - I got a thing for that here. 858 01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:33,340 - Let's go and check the port. - Hey! 859 01:07:33,512 --> 01:07:36,679 - I'll be right with you. - Right, coming. 860 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:43,427 - Hey, Dad! - Hi. What's the matter? 861 01:07:43,605 --> 01:07:46,179 We've made a decision. 862 01:07:46,358 --> 01:07:47,817 About what? 863 01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:51,235 We want to help you fix the Barnacle. 864 01:07:51,405 --> 01:07:54,441 We thought we'd give you a hand. Is it all right? 865 01:07:54,616 --> 01:07:56,408 Yeah. Come aboard. 866 01:07:56,577 --> 01:07:58,285 All right! 867 01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:03,282 - Hey, Dad. - What? 868 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:06,294 This could be the one. 869 01:08:06,461 --> 01:08:08,169 Thanks. 870 01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:13,923 My kids. You knew that already though. Of course you would. 871 01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:16,217 God's blood! 872 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,385 ...I cannae locate a sally. 873 01:08:19,558 --> 01:08:22,761 Don't tell me that you can't find a sail! 874 01:08:27,274 --> 01:08:29,563 So, go to Tampa, then! 875 01:08:31,403 --> 01:08:35,021 - You dumb Swede! - Nae dumb Swede, a dumb Scot! 876 01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:37,868 Same thing. 877 01:10:00,617 --> 01:10:04,829 Honey! Can you come up here a minute? 878 01:10:05,914 --> 01:10:07,290 Yeah? 879 01:10:10,961 --> 01:10:13,499 Painted yourself in a corner? 880 01:10:13,672 --> 01:10:18,168 - How do I get out? - I don't know. I did it, too. Damn! 881 01:10:20,512 --> 01:10:24,973 I'd like to propose a toast. To my new friends. 882 01:10:25,142 --> 01:10:28,012 And to my best friends, the Chesters. 883 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:33,183 And to the Barnacle, for all this fun. We've already won. 884 01:10:33,358 --> 01:10:35,398 - Cheers! - All right! 885 01:10:37,529 --> 01:10:42,690 Would the crew of the Barnacle please raise your drinks? 886 01:10:42,868 --> 01:10:46,035 Is something wrong with your arms? Raise your drinks! 887 01:10:46,205 --> 01:10:50,534 You mean, we're crew? We can race with you? 888 01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:53,034 - What did I say? - Excellent! 889 01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:55,703 And we'll win! Right, Admiral? 890 01:10:55,881 --> 01:11:00,626 Aye! It's going to be a hell of a victory. We'll have won it without a sail! 891 01:11:00,802 --> 01:11:03,424 Why? Where's Angus? 892 01:11:03,597 --> 01:11:06,053 Last I heard, Savannah. 893 01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:13,557 Hi, man, I need a grand sally, 50-foot high she be! 894 01:11:13,732 --> 01:11:16,603 - No. - I'll never find her by tomorrow! 895 01:12:02,781 --> 01:12:06,280 That better be the new jenny. Yes, it is. 896 01:12:06,451 --> 01:12:08,859 Tuck your shirt in, Floyd! 897 01:12:36,773 --> 01:12:40,189 - Be of good cheer, Angus is here! - Angus! 898 01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:51,988 Welcome to the 12th Annual Citrus Cove Regatta. 899 01:12:52,164 --> 01:12:55,284 Again, we have some of the best skippers in Florida. 900 01:12:55,459 --> 01:13:00,251 The boat to beat, as ever, is the Incisor, skippered by Citrus Cove's Al Pellet, 901 01:13:00,422 --> 01:13:04,289 winner of this event for the last seven consecutive years. 902 01:13:04,468 --> 01:13:08,679 As they ready for the start, we wish them all luck. 903 01:13:10,766 --> 01:13:15,143 So, he didn't show up. He's still going to cough up that dough. 904 01:13:17,773 --> 01:13:21,189 - Well, we've got a late arrival. - They just made it. 905 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,859 - It hasn't started yet! - We made it. 906 01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:27,699 - We haven't made nothing yet. - I know. 907 01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:31,911 Number two-eight-two-seven. The Barnacle? 908 01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:36,035 Ain't that a restaurant? 909 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:37,619 Look! 910 01:13:38,335 --> 01:13:44,587 Look there! It's Captain Blackhawk and the SS Moveable Feast! 911 01:13:44,758 --> 01:13:47,759 Don't worry, we'll have the last laugh. 912 01:13:55,477 --> 01:13:58,514 There's Gregg and Don! Gregg! 913 01:14:03,318 --> 01:14:06,604 - I think we have a start. - Give them the gun! 914 01:14:15,205 --> 01:14:18,290 - The boat feels different. - What's different? 915 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:23,251 - Twice as big as I'm used to. - She don't know that. 916 01:14:23,422 --> 01:14:28,297 - Just follow her lead. - It's their lead I'm worried about. 917 01:14:28,468 --> 01:14:31,588 You're worried, are you? Good, that's the proper attitude. 918 01:14:31,763 --> 01:14:35,631 - It's a long race. We'll catch them. - I hope so. 919 01:14:35,809 --> 01:14:38,644 Ease off on the jib a bit. 920 01:14:38,812 --> 01:14:41,137 - Aye, I heard him. - Sorry. 921 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:47,314 - Can I play in the basement with Yorku? - If it's OK with Yorku. 922 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:51,781 - It's OK. I play. - I'll be right here if you need me. 923 01:14:55,913 --> 01:14:58,534 I'm going to head up a little higher. 924 01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:07,128 - Head her up a bit higher. - Heading up a bit higher. 925 01:15:13,222 --> 01:15:14,882 All right! 926 01:15:16,558 --> 01:15:19,393 - Look sharp. - Coming about. 927 01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:23,429 Hard to lee. We don't want to blow it at the first marker. 928 01:15:25,817 --> 01:15:28,439 All right, cleat it! Cleat it! 929 01:15:29,613 --> 01:15:31,736 Do up the jib halyard! 930 01:15:31,907 --> 01:15:36,284 - Prepare to come about. - Prepare to come about! 931 01:15:36,453 --> 01:15:40,237 Look smart on the forward deck. Hard to lee. Coming about! 932 01:15:40,415 --> 01:15:45,077 - Turn her back wind. - Jennifer, walk that jib across. 933 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:47,745 Aye, aye, Dad! 934 01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:53,345 - Trim the other jib. - Not the jib! 935 01:15:53,512 --> 01:15:56,679 - Mainsail's too tight. - Ease off on the main. 936 01:15:57,808 --> 01:16:01,971 - Yorku, you're so pretty. - Your baby's a beauty. 937 01:16:02,145 --> 01:16:05,063 - We be set, Captain. - That's good. 938 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,864 - Jack! - Yeah. 939 01:16:15,033 --> 01:16:17,821 Take off your hat and wave. 940 01:16:17,995 --> 01:16:21,660 - Steady on the helm! - Keep your hand on the wheel! 941 01:16:21,832 --> 01:16:24,584 - Sorry. I got it, though. - Thanks. 942 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:33,374 - Have we fetched the second marker? - Not yet. Damn! They're losing us! 943 01:16:33,552 --> 01:16:36,221 Prepare to jibe! 944 01:16:36,388 --> 01:16:42,509 Check that turtle! Jibe ho! All right, let's get it down, Floyd, let's get it down! 945 01:16:42,686 --> 01:16:47,348 Prepare for the downwind run! Cortez, drop the jib! 946 01:16:47,524 --> 01:16:49,813 Hoist the spinnaker after the marker. 947 01:16:49,985 --> 01:16:52,654 Hoist, damn it! Move, move! 948 01:16:54,072 --> 01:16:55,864 Get up there! 949 01:16:56,033 --> 01:17:00,908 Trim the backsail! Come on, hustle! Ease the after guy a little! 950 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:07,453 All right, everybody, this is it, the run for the money! Prepare to jibe! 951 01:17:09,087 --> 01:17:11,543 Jibe ho! 952 01:17:21,016 --> 01:17:23,424 Ah! 953 01:17:23,602 --> 01:17:26,307 Ease the pole forward 3 inches. 954 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,887 Take the bearing on that last craft. 955 01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:38,947 - How are we doing, Dad? - We're OK! 956 01:17:43,872 --> 01:17:45,865 We're not closing. 957 01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:52,794 Jack, you've done beautifully, but this old girl ain't got nothing else to give us. 958 01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:07,185 - You think we're going to win? - Yeah. 959 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:12,894 - What you got there? - It's good. Scully's Catches-of-the-Day. 960 01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:16,069 - You want some? - No. 961 01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:20,607 - Where did you get it? - From the freezer. 962 01:18:20,784 --> 01:18:24,652 Didn't I tell you, "Removar all the food and the freezer?" 963 01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:30,169 I think you says to me, "Don't move the food and the freezer!" 964 01:18:31,295 --> 01:18:33,999 Thank God for my bad Spanish! 965 01:18:36,341 --> 01:18:40,469 - Everything out! - We got hundreds of pounds of ballast! 966 01:18:40,637 --> 01:18:43,638 - We're still in this! - Kids, help with the garbage! 967 01:18:43,807 --> 01:18:45,432 Let's go! 968 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:51,269 Everything overboard. 969 01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:10,790 This old girl's got the straight-away power. 970 01:19:10,959 --> 01:19:14,044 - Run the bastards down! - We get the squeeze dick! 971 01:19:14,213 --> 01:19:17,664 - You're doing great, Dad! - Now she's on her line! 972 01:19:17,841 --> 01:19:22,337 I can feel her! Right, Pellet, I'm coming to get you! Out of my way! 973 01:19:22,513 --> 01:19:26,427 - Eat our waves! - We're catching the big fart! 974 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:30,051 - Watch your language! - The kid's right. He is a fart. 975 01:19:30,229 --> 01:19:32,387 - Thanks, Mom. - So? 976 01:19:32,564 --> 01:19:35,186 - They look very natural. - Vicki! 977 01:19:35,359 --> 01:19:38,692 He's a judge! I value his opinion. Thank you. 978 01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:40,771 - Thank you. - Come on! 979 01:19:40,948 --> 01:19:44,862 - We'll show people in the stands! - Word from the Committee Boat. 980 01:19:45,035 --> 01:19:46,862 The Barnacle's gaining. 981 01:19:47,746 --> 01:19:49,655 Slug up the foreguy. 982 01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:54,911 - Damn! - What's going on? What's happening? 983 01:19:55,087 --> 01:19:57,660 - The bastard stole our wind! - They can't do that, can they? 984 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:02,501 - They've done it! - Can we use the engine to catch him? 985 01:20:03,929 --> 01:20:06,467 - No. - I know. 986 01:20:20,904 --> 01:20:22,897 Falling off. Stand by to trim. 987 01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:24,401 Aye. 988 01:20:24,575 --> 01:20:29,782 - What the hell are you doing, Jack? - See that plane? It's in a microburst. 989 01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:34,783 A low-altitude funnel gunnel. I've seen it at the airport a hundred times. 990 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,629 All right, go for it, boy! 991 01:20:37,796 --> 01:20:39,623 Here it comes. 992 01:20:39,798 --> 01:20:41,838 Here we go! 993 01:20:42,009 --> 01:20:43,918 Trim her in! 994 01:20:44,094 --> 01:20:49,433 - Can't you see we're in a funnel gunnel? - Ah, you lovely sally! 995 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:52,435 - We're going so fast! - We're gaining. 996 01:20:52,603 --> 01:20:55,972 - Where are they getting that wind from? - Dad, we're closing in! 997 01:20:56,148 --> 01:21:00,810 - You're doing great, Dad! - I want a picture of Pellet as you pass. 998 01:21:00,986 --> 01:21:03,228 Make two copies for me. 999 01:21:03,405 --> 01:21:06,608 We're closing on the scurvy bastard! Hold her steady! 1000 01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:11,695 Trim the main! They're gaining! Trim it when I tell you, trim it! 1001 01:21:11,872 --> 01:21:15,323 - Come on, Dad, we're going to beat him! - Attaway, Dad! 1002 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:22,465 Faster, Dad! 1003 01:21:22,633 --> 01:21:25,254 We're gaining on him! 1004 01:21:26,303 --> 01:21:31,214 - How do we get more speed? - We can't. We need more sail. 1005 01:21:31,391 --> 01:21:35,519 Aye. Damn! With two more yards of sail we could have made it! 1006 01:21:39,358 --> 01:21:41,730 Scully, take the wheel! 1007 01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:47,109 At this moment, the Barnacle appears to be a real threat to the Incisor! 1008 01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:58,119 Are we in a wind pocket? Is it the funnel? Come on! 1009 01:21:58,293 --> 01:22:00,333 I told you this boat could fly! 1010 01:22:00,504 --> 01:22:04,632 We can beat them! Here's the finish line! 1011 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,920 - Floor it! - Go, Dad, go! 1012 01:22:09,263 --> 01:22:13,925 What is it? What, are we dragging something? What is it? 1013 01:22:21,024 --> 01:22:23,480 Come on, Dad! 1014 01:22:23,652 --> 01:22:27,235 We're so close! Keep it up, Dad! 1015 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:32,151 Pants! Al! 1016 01:22:32,327 --> 01:22:34,818 He's flying his pants, Al! 1017 01:22:43,630 --> 01:22:47,710 Barnacle, captained by Jack Chester, is the winner! 1018 01:22:50,554 --> 01:22:52,926 We did it! 1019 01:22:53,098 --> 01:22:56,847 Pants? I got beat by a restaurant wearing pants! 1020 01:22:57,019 --> 01:23:02,642 - Trousers? Is that legal? - I don't know if it's legal, but I like it! 1021 01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:04,227 We did it! 1022 01:23:04,401 --> 01:23:07,022 I did not hear that horn! 1023 01:23:09,823 --> 01:23:13,987 - Daddy, did you win? - We won, baby! Your daddy won! 1024 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:17,612 - Yorku, Daddy won! - Wonderful! 1025 01:23:18,305 --> 01:23:24,701 81985

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