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( rock music playing )
* P-R-E-T-E-N-D T-I-M-E *
* P-R-E-T-E-N-D T-I-M-E. *
( buzzer sounds )
- Man: COME ON, HE'S OPEN IN THE SLOT! - Woman: SHOOT!
- YES! - AHHH!
NICE! HE HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE PIE HOLE!
TOTALLY!
AH, SUZY?
WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT NOW FOR LIKE TWO YEARS, RIGHT?
YEAH.
I JUST WANT TO SAY I HAVEN'T FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYBODY...
EVER.
NICK, THAT IS SO SWEET.
AND I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A REALLY LONG TIME.
AND THERE'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
I WANT TO ASK YOU.
OH MY GOD.
SERIOUSLY, WILL YOU--
AHHH! ( bleep )
OH MY GOD! NICK, ARE YOU OKAY?
AHH! OOH! I THINK SO.
NICK, ARE YOU SURE? I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO GET THIS CHECKED OUT.
NO, LET'S STAY. I CAME HERE TO DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL, ALL RIGHT?
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
BABY, YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE--
OH NO! MY ( bleep ) EYE!
USHER! CAN WE GET AN USHER?
WHOA! NO, I'M GOOD, MAN.
I SEE A TOWER OR SOMETHING. IT'LL BE A BLACK EYE.
I'M OKAY.
NICK, LOOK AT YOU. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
NO! NOT UNTIL I FINISH WHAT I CAME HERE TO DO.
SUZY, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
AHHH! OWWW!
WHY DO THESE PUCKS KEEP HITTING US?
OWW!
BABY? BABY, YOU OKAY?
I THINK MY ( bleep ) NOSE IS BROKEN.
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE MEDIC, OKAY?
NO. NO, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GOING TO ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL, RIGHT?
NO! I THINK THAT WE NEED A BREAK.
I JUST WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
OWW!
( sobbing )
WHY?
PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU HIT?
Announcer: Pucker up! It's time for the Kiss Cam!
( pop song playing )
OH.
Hey, you two lovers, how about a lip lock?
( muttering )
( drum beating )
* THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...
HEY, EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE TONIGHT'S EPISODE
TO MY CAT FITZGERALD.
HE WAS THE FIRST JOKE I EVER WROTE--
IT WAS ABOUT FITZGERALD FOR MY STANDUP ACT.
AND I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS EPISODE TO HIM.
HE MEANS A LOT TO ME 'CAUSE HE PASSED AWAY RECENTLY.
HE O.D.'d ON HEROIN.
Announcer: WHICH CAR GETS OVER 72mpg
WITHOUT USING GAS?
THE 2010 TOYOTA "PEEUS,"
THE CAR THAT RUNS ON YOUR OWN RENEWABLE FUEL.
AND THE PEEUS IS COST EFFICIENT AND ECO-FRIENDLY
AS IT GETS 70mpg ON THE HIGHWAY
- AND 56 IN THE CITY. - ( horn honks )
AND THE PEEUS IS PERFECT FOR MOM'S TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE.
SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT NEVER FELT SO GOOD.
I HOPE EVERYONE REMEMBERED NOT TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE.
AND WITH YOUR FAMILY IN THE CAR, YOU CAN RELAX
KNOWING THAT THE PEEUS GOT THE HIGHEST SAFETY RATINGS
OF ANY URINE-POWERED VEHICLE.
AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE FIRST ENERGY-EFFICIENT 4x4
BUILT FOR MAXIMUM TOUGHNESS,
LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE 2010 STEAMER.
THE 2010 TOYOTA PEEUS.
Man's voice: WHEN EDNA QUIST,
HEIRESS TO THE QUIST EMPIRE, DIED,
SHE LEFT HER ENTIRE ESTATE TO HER CAT, MR. STITCHES.
HER SON EDMOND,
DISTRAUGHT FROM BEING LEFT OUT OF THE WILL,
DECIDED TO TAKE ACTIONS INTO HIS OWN HANDS.
( snorting )
( tires squeal )
( meowing )
POLICE LISTED IT AS AN UNSOLVED HIT AND RUN.
( machine beeping )
DOCTORS WERE ABLE TO SAVE MR. STITCHES,
BUT THE ACCIDENT LEFT HIM PARALYZED BELOW THE WAIST.
THE HOSPITAL BILL ATE UP ALL OF HIS $10 MILLION INHERITANCE,
FORCING MR. STITCHES TO BECOME "WHEELCHAIR CAT."
* IS THIS MY LIFE?
* ARE THESE MY WORDS OR IS THERE SOMEONE *
* TALKING THROUGH ME?
* IS THIS MY LIFE?
* ARE THESE MY DREAMS
* OR SCENES FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S MOVIE? *
* SHOULDN'T TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT YOU GET A SECOND CHANCE *
* AT ALL.
( hip hop playing )
Computerized voice: BOTTLE SERVICE.
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
UM, WE REALLY CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
YOU PUT THAT CHECK FROM DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS
IN MY ACCOUNT, RIGHT? WE'LL BE FINE.
OH, NO, HERE COMES EDMOND.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT TOOL. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
EXCUSE ME. GET OUT OF MY WAY, PLEASE.
YEAH, FASTER. THANKS.
- HELLO, EDMOND. - HEY, MR. STITCHES.
HOW'S REHAB?
I WENT BECAUSE I GOT RUN OVER.
IT'S DIFFERENT THAN THE REHAB YOU GO TO,
ROBERT DOWNEY SYNDROME.
WHAT-EV.
I SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING MY MONEY.
IT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY.
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE HURTING.
I'M NOT. I MARRIED KIMBERLY SNAPPLE OF THE BEVERAGE FAMILY.
IT'S PRETTY GREAT. I JUST DRINK A LOT OF FREE SNAPPLE
AND I GET TO NAME MY OWN FLAVOR.
WHERE IS KIMBERLY?
- SWEETIE, SHOULD I JOIN YOU? - NO!
CONGRATS, EDMOND. SHE LOOKS LIKE E.T. WITH H.I.V.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS, YOU STUPID ( bleep ) PUSSY?
SECURITY.
KITTY WANT TO GET HURT?
'CAUSE KITTY GONNA GET HURT! KITTY GONNA GET HURT!
- KITTY GONNA GET HURT! - ( glass breaks )
LOOK WHAT FELL OUT OF HIS POCKET.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'LL TAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM AND, UH...
ERR... FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.
COME ON, YOU'RE GOING TO SNORT IT.
YOU EVEN TYPED IN "UH, ERR" WHILE YOU WERE THINKING OF AN EXCUSE.
GIVE ME THE BAG, WOMAN, OR I WILL CUT YOU.
OKAY.
POWDERED DOUGHNUTS MAKE ME GO NUTS.
FOLLOW THE FLOUR SNOW "O"s.
Announcer: NEXT WEEK ON "WHEELCHAIR CAT"...
I WISH I HAD A ROOFIE AND SOME CATNIP.
HE'S FAKING IT, I TELL YOU! HE'S FAKING IT.
HE'S NOT REALLY PARALYZED.
WHY WOULD I FAKE THIS, RETARDO MONTALBAN?
HE'S NOT CRIPPLED, MAN. LOOK AT HIM!
- ( meows ) - CHARLATAN!
- * IS THIS MY LIFE... - HE'S NOT FAKING IT!
OH MY GOD! HE HURT THE CAT!
* SOMEONE TALKING THROUGH ME? *
* IS THIS MY LIFE?
Man: LIVE SEX DONKEY SHOW!
LIVE SEX DONKEY SHOW.
LIVE SEX DONKEY SHOW!
BUENOS DíAS, EVERYONE. BEFORE WE START THE SEMINAR,
AS YOU MAY KNOW HERE AT THE DONKEY SHOW OFFICE,
WE'RE TRYING TO BE MORE GREEN. SO, POR FAVOR,
PUT YOUR PAPER IN THE BLUE RECYCLING BIN
AND THE BOTTLES IN THE GREEN ONE. ¿COMPRENDE?
NOW THE REASON WE HAVE GATHERED HERE--
SORRY I'M LATE.
- ( speaks, indistinct ) - Sí, SEÑOR.
ANYWAYS, THE REASON WE ARE HAVING THIS MEETING TODAY
IS BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES
HAS COME DOWN FROM CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS
TO TALK TO US ABOUT PROPER WORKPLACE ETIQUETTE.
ALL RIGHT? SO BIG WARM BIENVENIDOS FOR MR. PHIL SANDERSON.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, MANUEL.
EVERYBODY, GRACIAS OF COURSE.
UH, LOOK, NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT ANYTHING.
OKAY, WE'VE RECEIVED SEVERAL COMPLAINTS
BACK AT THE HOME OFFICES ABOUT SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
WE TAKE THAT STUFF VERY SERIOUSLY BACK AT CORPORATE.
- AND THAT'S KIND OF WHY I'M HERE. - ( crowd cheering )
ALL RIGHT? TO KIND OF HELP YOU UNDERSTAND
THE PROPER PROTOCOL AND ETIQUETTE
HERE AT THE OFFICES OF THE LIVE DONKEY SEX SHOW.
NOW FIRST OFF,
THERE WAS A VERY INAPPROPRIATE EMAIL
GOING AROUND THE OFFICE.
AND THE SUBJECT MATTER WAS, "WHAT DOES P.M.S. STAND FOR?"
THEN WHEN YOU CLICKED ON IT,
IT SAID, "PASS MY SWEATPANTS,"
WITH A VERY OFFENSIVE AND DEROGATORY PICTURE
OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH HER MENSTRUATION.
LOOK, THAT EMAIL IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE
- AND VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO THE WOMEN-- -( donkey squeals )
--THE WOMEN THAT ARE WORKING HERE.
HUMOR IN THE OFFICE IS GOOD FOR MORALE.
WE CAN'T TELL ANY JOKES?
- UH, NO, OF COURSE YOU CAN-- - ( donkey squeals )
--AS LONG AS THEY'RE TASTEFUL.
- ( phone beeps ) - HOLD ON. I'M GETTING A TEXT MESSAGE.
OKAY, PACO, I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP FOR THAT ONE.
HEY, IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS THE DONKEY.
- ( men laughing ) - CAN'T TEXT.
GUYS, COME ON. LET'S MOVE ON
TO OFFICE DATING.
- ( crowd cheering ) - THAT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
SEÑOR, WHAT IF THE LADY IS FINISHED WITH THE DONKEY
AND SHE'S WALKING BACK TO HER LOCKER?
IS IT OKAY TO ASK HER OUT ON A DATE THEN?
GOOD QUESTION, HECTOR, AND THE ANSWER IS NO-- NO, IT'S NOT.
I KNOW WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN OUT THERE
FELLATING A LARGE MAMMAL, AND YOU THINK
IT IS APPROPRIATE TO APPROACH HER AT THE WATER COOLER
AND ASK HER FOR A CERVEZA,
BUT IT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL. I'M SORRY.
CAN WE ASK THE DONKEY OUT FOR A CERVEZA?
UH, PACO, YOU'RE REALLY PUSHING IT TODAY.
WHAT IF THE DONKEY ASKS US OUT?
FELLAS, THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.
CAN I USE THE DONKEY AS A TRANSPORTATION TO GET HOME?
I ACTUALLY SEE NO PROBLEM WITH USING THE DONKEY AS TRANSPORTATION.
EVEN IF I'M NOT WEARING PANTS?
AY!
OKAY, THIS MEETING'S DONE.
ALL RIGHT, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, YOU GUYS. YUCK IT UP.
OKAY? YOU'RE ALL COMEDIANS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF SOMEONE SUES US AND THEY SHUT US DOWN, WE'RE ALL OUT OF A JOB.
ALL RIGHT? THAT'S A REALITY.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I AM FILLING IN FOR THE 2:00 A.M. SHOW.
I LOST MY WALLET.
SO IF ANYBODY WANTS TO COME BY,
SHOW THEIR SUPPORT,
UH, I COULD USE IT.
YOU KNOW?
( laughs ) DEAR GOD.
( crowd cheering )
COME ON, GUYS. HE'S ( bleep ) THE BIG ONE.
( Mexican Hat Dance playing )
( dings )
WELL...
MR. JENSON, I GOT YOUR SON'S TEST RESULTS BACK.
OKAY.
HE HAS ACUTE CHROMOSOME SYNDROME.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
THIS IS NEVER EASY.
HE HAS THREE MONTHS TO LIVE.
I'M VERY SORRY.
TYLER?
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TO MAKE YOU A BUCKET LIST--
- HUH, BUDDY? - Doctor: THAT'S IT.
- A BUCKET LIST. - YES, A BUCKET LIST.
DADDY.
A LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE.
( doctor laughs )
OH GOD, RON, I'M SO SORRY.
I KNOW.
AND THERE'S NO CURE FOR CHROMOSOME SYNDROME?
NO.
WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO...
ACTUALLY THERE IS.
TYLER MADE A-- A BUCKET LIST.
HE DID?
THAT'S SWEET. WHAT'S ON HIS LIST?
HE WANTS ME TO ( bleep ) YOUR WIFE.
WHAT?
HE WANTS ME TO ( bleep ) YOUR WIFE.
NO, MAN.
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? NO.
HEY, MAN.
HONEY?
* LET'S GO
* ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER *
* I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE OBLIVIOUS *
* OBLIVIOUS
* WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
* HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY?
* OH, WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
* HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY?
* OBLIVIOUS
* OBLIVIOUS
* HEY NOW, MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS *
* DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE OBLIVIOUS? *
* OBLIVIOUS
* WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
* HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY?
* OH, WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
- * HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY? - ( man screaming )
HEY, ROBOT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID TOM BRADY
WAS GONNA GET SACKED IN THE THIRD QUARTER.
NO, I SAID I WANT A TOM BRADY SACK IN MY TURD CUTTER.
Whoa!
Yeah, those are two completely different things.
Hey, Dildo, you want to win your money back at darts?
HUH. GAY PANIC HUMOR. SEEN IT BEFORE. NOT MY SPEED.
( beeping )
UH-OH, GOTTA GET TO THE BAR.
I.D.s, PLEASE.
BABY BIRD SHOTS, $2.
NEXT UP?
( "Flower Duet" playing )
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
UH, UMM, UH...
IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THIS I.D. IS LEGIT.
IT SAYS HERE ON YOUR LICENSE THAT YOUR EYES ARE BLUE.
BUT THEY'RE NOT BLUE.
WHAT ARE THEY?
THEY'RE CARIBBEAN SEA
WITH A FULL MOON SHINING DOWN
UNDER A SMURF'S DELICATE BALLS.
SO BLUE. GREAT. THANKS.
WAIT A SECOND. IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR HAIR IS BROWN,
BUT AGAIN, CLEARLY NOT BROWN.
WHAT IS IT THEN?
WHAT IS IT? IT'S AN AUTUMN MORNING
AT DENZEL WASHINGTON'S HOUSE.
HE'S WALKED OUT OF THE SHOWER AND INTO A CARAMEL FIRE HOSE.
YEP, BROWN. I JUST WANT A BEER, BRO.
HEY, WAIT, I'M LOOKING-- ONE MORE THING-- AT YOUR SIGNATURE.
IT LOOKS FAKE. WOULD YOU MIND SIGNING MY BREAST?
- NO. - IS THAT YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS?
NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T LIVE THERE.
UM, THAT ADDRESS IS NOW A ROBOT VAGINA FACTORY.
WHAT?
JESUS CHRIST. GROSS.
IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE AN ORGAN DONOR.
YES, BUT I'M NOT DONATING MY BALLS ON YOUR CHIN
OR MY ROD IN YOUR OVEN OR MY...
BRAIN?
I WAS THINKING YOUR BRAIN.
I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE VERY WISE AND YOU HAVE A LOT TO SAY.
UNDERNEATH YOUR INSECURITY IS A SOUL
DEEPER THAN THE GRAND CANYON MADE OUT OF DREAMS AND WHISPERS.
WOW. THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF YOU.
BUT YOU COULD ALSO DONATE YOUR ASS CHEEK AS A PILLOW.
- OKAY, I MIGHT DO THAT. - WHAT? ARE YOU ( bleep ) SERIOUS?
I'M JUST ( bleep ) WITH YOU. STOP IT.
OH, PHEW. I'M JUST SAYING THAT I HAVE A BED THAT WOULD FIT YOUR ASS.
THAT'S FINE. PLEASE CALL ME.
OH, HEY, GIRL, YOU CAN GO.
DRINK AND DRIVE IF YOU WANT.
Announcer: SHE SANG ABOUT HER POKER FACE.
SHE'S TOLD US TO JUST DANCE
AND SHARED WITH US HER BAD ROMANCE.
BUT WHERE DOES IT ALL START AND WHO DOES IT START WITH?
ON THIS EPISODE OF "FAMOUS SIBLINGS,"
WE TALK TO LADY GAGA'S BROTHER, OFFICER GARRY GAGA.
- AHH. - HEY, GAGA.
HOW YOU DOIN', RICHIE?
I'M GARRY GAGA, OLDER BROTHER OF POP SINGER, POP STAR LADY GAGA.
UH, YOU KNOW, WE HAD A PRETTY NORMAL CHILDHOOD GROWIN' UP IN JERSEY.
YOU KNOW, MY LIFE'S PRETTY MUCH THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF LADY GAGA'S.
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF POP
AND I'M-- I'M A MEAN OLD COP.
HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY, MA'AM?
I GOT YOU GOING 42 IN A SCHOOL ZONE.
STOP SELLING THE ECSTASY, RICKY!
ANYWAY, THIS IS THE HAT I GOT ON TODAY.
YOU KNOW, WHAT CAN I SAY? HEY, I'M A GAGA.
THE GUYS ON THE FORCE ARE USED TO IT. THEY RESPECT IT.
THEY KNOW I'M A GAGA AND THAT IT'S PART OF ME.
HEY, COME HERE! MOTHER-- ( bleep )
GOD DAMN IT!
( bleep )
STAY DOWN!
YOU BROKE MY ( bleep ) SWAN!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HAT!
( bleep )
I NEED BACKUP OVER HERE OFF MAIN STREET.
THIS GUY BROKE MY SWAN.
YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE, MAN. I'M GONNA ( bleep ) KILL THIS GUY.
Garry: I WORK WITH A GOOD GROUP OF GUYS.
YEAH, FOR SURE.
- I NEED HELP WITH MY CROWN. - OH, YEAH, FOR SURE.
YOU KNOW, I DO ALL MY OWN HAIR AND MAKEUP.
AND I MADE THIS.
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL GARRY RIGHT HERE ON MY HEAD.
HOW ABOUT THAT? I SENT A PICTURE OF IT TO LADY.
SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, GARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD." BUT NO, SERIOUSLY.
DID HE HIT YOU?
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME, IS IT?
LOOK AT ME. HEY.
WE'LL GET THIS SCUMBAG, OKAY?
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. WATCH THE HAT.
GARRY GAGA OVER HERE IN JERSEY FIGHTING CRIME.
IF YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF A PARKING TICKET, LET ME KNOW.
OR IF YOU NEED A CLUB REMIX OF "PAPARAZZI,"
LET ME KNOW ABOUT THAT TOO.
BUT NO, SERIOUSLY, GO SEE LADY ON TOUR.
SHE'S A FRICKIN' TORNADO UP THERE. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT.
I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IT'S INSANE.
HERE'S MY MICROPHONE RIGHT HERE. HERE'S MY POKER FACE.
YOU WANT TO DANCE TO THAT? I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
* LET'S GO
* PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER *
* I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE OBLIVIOUS *
* OBLIVIOUS
* WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
* HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY?
* OH, WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
* HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY?
* OBLIVIOUS
* OBLIVIOUS
* HEY NOW, MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS *
* DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE OBLIVIOUS? *
* OBLIVIOUS
* WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOUDS WITH THE SILVER LINING? *
* HAVE THEY BLOWN AWAY?
HEY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME? I RAN OUT OF GAS.
OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH. OF COURSE.
THANKS.
IT'S GOOD TIMING. I'VE HAD, LIKE, 12 BEERS TODAY.
AHH.
- ALL RIGHT, DRIVE SAFE. - OKAY. YOU TOO.
* P-R-E-T-E-N-D T-I-M-E. *
WE JUST GOT A CHECK FOR $100,000 FOR DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS.
GOOD WORK, SHELLY. JUST PUT THAT CHECK IN MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT.
OH, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT...
IT'S JUST TO COVER SOME CHECKS UNTIL I GET PAID ON FRIDAY.
BUT THAT MONEY IS TO HELP CHARITY.
DON'T BE A PAIN. MAKE IT RAIN.
OKAY. DON'T FORGET TONIGHT IS THE GRAND OPENING
- OF THE NEW CLUB RAZZMATAZZ. - DO WE HAVE TO GO?
WELL, YOU ALREADY R.S.V.P.'d, WHEELCHAIR CAT.
I WILL CURB YOUR TEETH OUT!
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