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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:51,792 ♪ In the morning 2 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:55,709 ♪ When the moon is at its rest 3 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:59,459 ♪ You will find me 4 00:00:59,584 --> 00:01:03,334 ♪ At the time I love the best 5 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:11,084 ♪ Watching rainbows play on sunlight 6 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:18,751 ♪ Pools of water iced from cold night 7 00:01:18,876 --> 00:01:21,876 ♪ In the morning 8 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:29,709 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 9 00:01:34,292 --> 00:01:38,084 ♪ In the daytime 10 00:01:38,209 --> 00:01:42,042 ♪ I will meet you as before 11 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:45,834 ♪ You will find me 12 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,709 ♪ Waiting by the ocean floor 13 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:57,459 ♪ Building castles in the shifting sands 14 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:05,126 ♪ In a world that no one understands 15 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,292 ♪ In the morning 16 00:02:10,876 --> 00:02:17,459 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 17 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:24,751 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 18 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:32,209 ♪ In the evening 19 00:02:32,334 --> 00:02:36,042 ♪ I will fly you to the moon 20 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:39,834 ♪ To the top right-hand corner 21 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:43,834 ♪ Of the ceiling in my room 22 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:47,251 ♪ Where we'll stay 23 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:51,167 ♪ Until the sun shines 24 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:55,001 ♪ Another day 25 00:02:55,126 --> 00:02:58,876 ♪ To swing on clothes lines 26 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:02,376 ♪ May I be yawning 27 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:11,084 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 28 00:03:13,042 --> 00:03:18,834 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 29 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:27,334 ♪ In the morning 30 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:36,251 ♪ In the morning 31 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:45,084 ♪ In the morning ♪ 32 00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:53,917 Halt! Halt! 33 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:04,251 Left turn! 34 00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:07,042 Right dress! 35 00:04:26,084 --> 00:04:28,792 - Have you been drinking, Ornshaw? - No, sir. 36 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:34,251 Have you been drinking whisky, Ornshaw? 37 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:37,001 No, sir. Bron-bronchial balsam. Cough syrup. 38 00:04:41,251 --> 00:04:44,001 Smells like whisky to me, Ornshaw. 39 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:46,667 Bad cough, sir. 40 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,501 Look at this, Ornshaw. This is what you call a clean uniform. 41 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:58,959 Sparkling lapel badge, 42 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:02,626 crisp-white haversack, highly buffed belt, immaculate brasswork. 43 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:06,501 It's a credit to you, lad. It must have taken you hours. 44 00:05:06,626 --> 00:05:08,334 My mother did it, sir. 45 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:15,917 Ah, yes. We had your mother in here yesterday telling us all about you. 46 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:17,876 Latimer, isn't it? 47 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:21,417 It's so nice to have a better class of recruit in the ranks. 48 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:24,251 It's her idea. I don't really know what I'm doing here. 49 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:30,001 Tell your mother she's done a first-class job. 50 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:49,167 Danny! Danny! Mummy's here! Ooo-ooo! 51 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:50,834 Hello! 52 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:56,917 - Would any of your friends like a lift? - Oh, I wouldn't mind. 53 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:02,917 - Are you sure we're going your way? - 'Course you are. Honest! 54 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:25,792 - All right for you, are we? - Oh, yeah. Just on the corner'll do fine. 55 00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:36,751 - Thank you! - Bye! 56 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:38,209 Ta-ta! 57 00:06:41,459 --> 00:06:42,792 Ta-ta! 58 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:31,792 Come on, darling. 59 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:38,584 - Thank you. - Mm. 60 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:45,959 Mmm. 61 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:56,167 Come on, darling. 62 00:07:57,751 --> 00:08:00,209 - Morning, Dad. - Hm. 63 00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:06,917 Neville, number 14's got a "for sale" board up. 64 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:09,292 - What, love? - Number 14. 65 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:10,792 What? 66 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:12,542 For sale. 67 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,334 Oh, not the woman with the Pakistani lodger? 68 00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:17,917 No, I don't think so. No. 69 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:21,042 A few more paint jobs and we'll have a little King's Road. 70 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:26,251 Love, would you, please? And that bit there. 71 00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:27,709 It's in the way. 72 00:08:29,584 --> 00:08:33,292 I was only thinking the other day, we've got two architects living in the road. 73 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:35,959 Two accountants. Three counting yourself, Neville. 74 00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:39,667 - Then, of course, there's the two actors. - A couple of pansies, they are. 75 00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:43,001 We don't know that, Neville, do we? 76 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:48,042 I went to the BB this morning. 77 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:50,751 What, love? Good morning. 78 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:54,001 - The BB. - Oh. How was it? 79 00:08:54,126 --> 00:08:56,417 - Not bad. - Good. 80 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,167 What does it stand for, BB? 81 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:02,584 - Boys'... - Boys' Brigade. You know what BB is. 82 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,542 - Hm. Thought that had died out years ago. - I quite... 83 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:09,792 Love, do you think it's a good thing for him to be going to all these things? 84 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:13,626 Honestly, it gets quite comical the things that you thrust on him. 85 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:17,417 Oh, Nev, it's important for him to meet all sorts of people. 86 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:21,334 You know, I think I'll cook something special for Wednesday. 87 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:25,209 Oh, by the way, I've invited, er, Betty and George over for dinner. 88 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:26,917 - Really? - Mm. 89 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:28,376 Might be quite nice. 90 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:31,959 It'll be nice for Daniel, too. 91 00:09:32,084 --> 00:09:33,667 A nice grown-up dinner party. 92 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,126 Right. 93 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:38,167 It's about time he mixed with our friends. 94 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:44,584 What the hell are you doing? 95 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,459 - You could set me on fire! - Daniel, how could you?! 96 00:09:48,584 --> 00:09:50,209 Oh, Daniel! 97 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:54,709 Oh! How... 98 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:58,042 - Oh, how could you? - Damn good job it wasn't the supplement. 99 00:09:58,167 --> 00:10:00,167 Now, don't get hysterical, Neville. 100 00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:02,167 Daniel, off to your room. 101 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,709 I'll brain him! It's you! 102 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:09,542 I'm sure it's you and your damn stupid ideas...that bloody...! 103 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:13,209 You're not such a shining influence on him yourself, you know. 104 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,251 Not a shining influence at all! 105 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:22,376 Any old rag! 106 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,084 Old rags and lumber! 107 00:10:39,126 --> 00:10:40,667 Any old iron. 108 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,834 Give us a chance. Hold on a minute... 109 00:10:56,459 --> 00:11:00,584 Don't mix and match. All right, in a minute. All right, shh. 110 00:11:01,459 --> 00:11:04,626 What have you got, love? Here we are. 111 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,709 Oh, can, can I have one of those, please? A goldfish, please. 112 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:13,001 Sorry, love. Not for this. See if you've got anything else at home, eh? 113 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:18,292 Quiet! Shut up for a minute. I've got to get this stuff on the cart. 114 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:31,542 - You know he's a... - Can't turn himself away from the pub... 115 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,126 Ah, that's more like it. 116 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:47,209 There we are. A nice suntanned one for you. 117 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,876 - Can I have a goldfish, mister? - No, no. 118 00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:01,959 Danny, you really are terribly naughty. 119 00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:04,459 What did you want to go and do a thing like that...? 120 00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:06,376 Darling, what's that supposed to be? 121 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:11,376 It's not quite finished yet. It still needs quite a bit of work on the chest. 122 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:15,626 But, darling, you used to do nice pictures of Grandma and the giraffe at the zoo. 123 00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:18,542 Oh, and do you remember that nice policeman you painted? 124 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,376 I've done all those things. I want to try something new. 125 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,417 Darling, where on earth did you get this? 126 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,334 Oh, a boy gave it to me at school. 127 00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:31,542 I wanted to paint a nude and I didn't quite know what they looked like. 128 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,167 So, he gave me this. 129 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:37,376 Well, she's got a very nice face. 130 00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:43,334 Oh, darling, did Daddy break your rocket? 131 00:12:43,459 --> 00:12:45,001 Oh, dear. 132 00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:48,834 - Never mind. Let's see if we can fix it. - I'd rather do that, please. 133 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:52,209 No, no, no, darling. You fix your rocket. Let Mummy have it. 134 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:56,792 Come on. Let me... Oh! Oh, darling, your lovely... 135 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,001 Oh, never mind. 136 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,376 Now, you fix your rocket and I'll do an early lunch, 137 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,376 and I'll come up and help you, all right? 138 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:12,001 Splash-down after lunch, then. 139 00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,667 Melody, are you playing that penny whistle? 140 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,126 Yes. And it's a recorder. 141 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,709 Anyway, Miss Fairfax says I've got to practise. 142 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:35,126 I don't care. If you don't come out of there, I shall bust myself. 143 00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:36,584 All right. 144 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,251 Go down to the pub and ask your dad for some money for ice cream 145 00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:51,917 or else you won't get no sweets. 146 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,376 All right. 147 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:26,376 ♪ Who is the girl with the crying face 148 00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:30,626 ♪ Looking at millions of signs? 149 00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:37,751 ♪ She knows that life is a running race 150 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,042 ♪ Her face shouldn't show any sign 151 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:46,917 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? 152 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:51,251 ♪ You can be beautiful too 153 00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:55,167 ♪ Melody Fair 154 00:14:55,292 --> 00:15:02,834 ♪ Remember you're only a woman 155 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:06,792 ♪ Melody Fair 156 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:14,626 ♪ Remember you're only a girl 157 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:22,042 ♪ Ah 158 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:27,751 ♪ Who is the girl at the window pane 159 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:32,167 ♪ Watching the rain falling down? 160 00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:39,209 ♪ Melody, life isn't like the rain 161 00:15:39,334 --> 00:15:42,667 ♪ It's just like a merry-go-round 162 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:47,292 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? 163 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:52,792 ♪ You can be beautiful too 164 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:56,792 ♪ Melody Fair 165 00:15:56,917 --> 00:16:04,459 ♪ Remember you're only a woman 166 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:08,459 ♪ Melody Fair 167 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:15,417 ♪ Remember you're only a girl 168 00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:25,292 ♪ Ah, ah, ah 169 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:32,417 ♪ Ah... ♪ 170 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,542 You lazy bum! 171 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:49,126 - Come on! - Come on! Hurry up! 172 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:11,459 Come on. Come along. 173 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,084 Up. 174 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:11,126 Ugh. 175 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,667 The Jewish boys may now leave for private study. 176 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,501 O'Leary, Ornshaw. 177 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:37,834 O'Leary, I trust you've informed the Holy Father of your sudden change of faith. 178 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:42,209 As for you, Ornshaw, you may have rushed to Matzos after my lesson. 179 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,959 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 180 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:55,626 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 181 00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:00,834 Now, does anybody know the name of the man Our Lord was referring to? 182 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,001 No? 183 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:08,334 Well, does anybody know which of the disciples were with Jesus at the time? 184 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,959 Does anyone know who the disciples were? 185 00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,876 Does anybody know who Jesus was? 186 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,167 Whoo-hoo! 187 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,626 Leonard! 188 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:05,584 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 189 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:12,376 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la 190 00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:20,126 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 191 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:27,167 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la 192 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:33,959 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 193 00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:41,501 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪ 194 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,542 Robert Sinclair, she fancies you! 195 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,292 I don't. 196 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,167 Oh, Peggy, come here! 197 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,709 Oh, no! 198 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,959 - Been out with your boyfriend, have you? - Have one every night. 199 00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,542 Do you kiss boys, Muriel? 200 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,292 'Course, if I like 'em enough. 201 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,126 Aren't you frightened? 202 00:21:21,251 --> 00:21:25,167 Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it. 203 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,959 - Yeah, you'd know. - Ooh! 204 00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:30,001 How long do you kiss for, Muriel? 205 00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:33,001 It depends how I feel. Five minutes sometimes. 206 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,792 - Cool! - World record! 207 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:36,709 You're lucky, Muriel. 208 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:41,209 How did you do it? You know, the first time you ever kissed a boy? 209 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:45,167 Don't know, really. I never used to kiss boys. 210 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,667 I always thought kissing 'em would bring babies. 211 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:52,084 Cos they're boys, Muriel? 212 00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:54,001 Can you spare me one? 213 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,334 Sorry. 214 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,709 Right, now today we're gonna cover WIC. 215 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:43,251 Wellington's Iberian Campaign. 216 00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:46,251 To make things easier for you in the exams, 217 00:22:46,376 --> 00:22:49,209 I am going to give you a little memory maxim. 218 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,251 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 219 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,459 Quiet. 220 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:05,626 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 221 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,209 Right, now, then. 222 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:11,667 The "S" stands for the landing at Serena. "T", the Battle of Talavera. 223 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,667 "M", he advance to Madrid. "T", the Lines of Torres Vedras. 224 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,459 "B", Battle of Buçaco. "M", the French General Masséna. 225 00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:19,667 And "C" is the Battle of Ciudad Rodrigo. 226 00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:21,126 Yes, Ornshaw? 227 00:23:21,251 --> 00:23:24,792 Sir, what was Wellington doing in Spain in the first place? 228 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,292 Because Ornshaw he was. That's why. 229 00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:30,501 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't understand why. 230 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,001 Don't be impudent, Ornshaw. 231 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:35,709 I can't keep the brighter boys behind just because of you laggers-back, 232 00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:37,792 so put your hand down and keep quiet. 233 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,542 This is supposed to be a history lesson, not 20 questions. 234 00:23:43,001 --> 00:23:45,251 Right, now all of you take this down. 235 00:23:45,376 --> 00:23:47,376 Roman numeral one. 236 00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:51,501 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 237 00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,501 Come on! 238 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,126 Up. Come on. 239 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,542 Do you think it'll work this time? 240 00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:05,584 Bit more fuse and we're laughing. 241 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:13,584 - Hey, look. A bloody spy. - Where? 242 00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,334 There. 243 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,376 Go on, Curly, buzz off! 244 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,876 Hop it! Go on, hop it! 245 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,584 We don't want you here. It's confidential. 246 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,126 Yes, it's confidential. 247 00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:33,042 - Shove off, will ya? - Oh, leave him alone. He's all right. 248 00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:36,251 And let him learn my secrets? Not likely. 249 00:25:36,376 --> 00:25:39,584 No, you better not let him learn your secrets. 250 00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,417 Look, it's not bloody Cape Kennedy. 251 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:44,292 It's only an Ovaltine can with a bit of weed killer in it. 252 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,209 It's not. I'll show you. Hold it. 253 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:55,501 Ah, you're barmy! That'll never work! 254 00:25:55,626 --> 00:25:56,959 It'll go out! 255 00:25:57,917 --> 00:26:00,459 Take cover! 256 00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:21,876 What a wet one! 257 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,501 I've got a banger that goes better than that. 258 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:45,501 Well, last one on the bus is a queer. 259 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:15,501 Get out of here! 260 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,334 Going home? 261 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,084 You don't have to go home yet, do you? 262 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:33,292 Should really. 263 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,417 Don't see why, though. It'd be nice to go somewhere. 264 00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:41,584 I've got an hour. We could go up west if you like. 265 00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:45,084 It'll only take about an hour. Oi, watch it! You're pushing! 266 00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:47,167 We'll be there and back within an hour. 267 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,542 - OK. - Come on. 268 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:53,167 Oh, I don't believe ya. 269 00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:10,501 ♪ I'm just a clown 270 00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:13,542 ♪ That used to run around 271 00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:18,751 ♪ I used to have a million friends 272 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:25,709 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 273 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:30,584 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 274 00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:35,876 ♪ I've done my shows 275 00:28:36,001 --> 00:28:38,792 ♪ Everybody knows 276 00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:43,792 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes 277 00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:48,376 ♪ One man can give 278 00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:50,876 ♪ Another has to lend 279 00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:55,459 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 280 00:28:55,584 --> 00:28:57,292 ♪ And so you should 281 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:03,667 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 282 00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:10,126 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 283 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,917 ♪ You've had your peace 284 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:16,167 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 285 00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:21,417 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 286 00:29:23,709 --> 00:29:25,834 ♪I I'm just a clown 287 00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:28,251 ♪ That used to run around 288 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,167 ♪ I used to have a million friends 289 00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:41,126 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 290 00:29:41,251 --> 00:29:46,167 ♪I So I just give my best to my friends 291 00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:55,042 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 292 00:29:55,167 --> 00:30:01,209 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 293 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:03,209 ♪ You've had your peace 294 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:06,626 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 295 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:10,584 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 296 00:30:39,126 --> 00:30:44,209 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 297 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:50,667 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 298 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,959 ♪ You've had your peace 299 00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,876 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 300 00:30:57,917 --> 00:31:02,001 I Just give your best to your friends 301 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:07,626 ♪ And just give your best to your friends ♪ 302 00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,834 - You got the time? - Erm, ten past five. 303 00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:25,959 Taxi! 304 00:31:27,876 --> 00:31:30,917 You've gotta be joking. You can't get a taxi. 305 00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:34,167 It'll cost a fortune. I've only got one and two. 306 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:08,792 Thanks, mate. 307 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:10,667 Keep the change. 308 00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,417 Be seeing you, then. 309 00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:19,876 I suppose you've seen the film down at the Odeon. 310 00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:21,876 What, the Cypriot one? 311 00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:25,167 - No, the space one. - No, I haven't seen it. 312 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:28,667 If you like, you can come to tea and then we can go and see it. 313 00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:30,334 No, I can't. I've gotta go home. 314 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,334 I reckon I can get the money for both of us. 315 00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:37,667 My uncle George came to tea last Sunday. 316 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:40,167 He always leaves me some money. 317 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,834 We could use that if you like. 318 00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:45,209 No, I can't. I've gotta go. See ya! 319 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,084 It's dead easy, really. 320 00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:50,167 I can easily get some more money. 321 00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:54,292 Look, I don't want your bloody money! Now, go on! Buzz off! 322 00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,917 Look, it's not that I don't wanna go with you. 323 00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:08,959 Y-you see, I have to go home. 324 00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:11,667 It's my granddad. 325 00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:15,959 He goes mad if I don't get his rotten sausages on the boil. 326 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,042 It's my granddad. 327 00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:21,167 Can't anyone else do it? Your... 328 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,626 No. 329 00:33:27,042 --> 00:33:28,709 Perhaps we can go another night. 330 00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:36,459 I'm sure my mum would come round and give you a hand. 331 00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:39,584 No. She'd have a nightmare if she saw our place. 332 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,584 She's always talking about people like... 333 00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:47,584 She'd come round, I know, and help with the washing-up 334 00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:50,042 and put your granddad's sausages on. 335 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:51,751 No! 336 00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:54,917 He'd have a heart attack if your old lady came round. 337 00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:58,417 - You think she would? - I'm sure. 338 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:02,917 Yeah. he could do with a heart attack. It'd do him good! 339 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:24,959 Girls, we have three ardent admirers of the dance. 340 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,751 Maureen, Peggy, Muriel. 341 00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:31,459 Come here, would you? 342 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:41,042 Right. Now, girls, perhaps you'll take the gentlemen through their paces. 343 00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:43,709 Miss Pocock, continue. 344 00:35:43,834 --> 00:35:46,417 One two three, one two three, one two... 345 00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:49,459 Arms up, please, gentlemen. One two three. 346 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:54,751 Arms up, gentlemen, or Mr Dicks will have to hear about this little escapade. 347 00:35:58,167 --> 00:36:01,126 Girls, don't... Grace. 348 00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:02,959 Think of Isadora! 349 00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:08,209 Boys, energy, energy. 350 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,292 Use your bodies. 351 00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:12,334 Think of Nijinsky. 352 00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,126 Free yourselves! 353 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,292 Use your bodies, girls. 354 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,792 Gracefully, gracefully. 355 00:36:55,709 --> 00:36:58,834 - Wait! Rhoda! - OK, I'll walk slowly. 356 00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:05,751 - Here it is. - Oh, wait. Wait. 357 00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:15,751 - Make sure nobody's coming. - I am! Ain't he lovely? 358 00:37:17,459 --> 00:37:20,417 No one's watching. Show us how you kiss him. 359 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:24,417 - Oh, go on. - Go on! Quick! 360 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,917 Go on! 361 00:37:27,626 --> 00:37:29,292 Isn't he lovely? 362 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,292 I think he's got a lovely face. 363 00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:36,959 Shh! Someone's watching us. 364 00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:52,501 - He's a coward! Let's go. - Oh, wait! 365 00:37:52,626 --> 00:37:55,001 Come on, Muriel. 366 00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:05,209 Stupid cat. 367 00:38:45,709 --> 00:38:47,834 Mum, you did promise. 368 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,376 And his grandfather's a very old man. You did say you would. 369 00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:53,126 Oh, I know I promised, darling, 370 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,626 but they've called this emergency meeting at the Women's Institute. 371 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,917 I can't let them down now, can I? 372 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,542 You do understand, darling, don't you, hm? 373 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:04,501 Mm. 374 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,417 Perhaps another day, sweetie, yeah? 375 00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:10,209 Oh! Kiss Mummy goodbye. Come on. 376 00:39:12,209 --> 00:39:13,542 Mmm. 377 00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:15,459 Now, don't watch too much television 378 00:39:15,584 --> 00:39:17,792 and wash that cup up for me, sweetie, will you? 379 00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:34,334 She couldn't come. 380 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:38,584 She had to go to a stupid old meeting. 381 00:39:42,126 --> 00:39:44,042 It was rather urgent, though. 382 00:39:47,751 --> 00:39:49,334 But I've come instead. 383 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:54,876 So I'll help you put the... Granddad's dinner on. 384 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,501 And do the washing-up. Anything you like. 385 00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:43,584 Mornin'. 386 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,667 Here ya are. 387 00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:37,001 I will not start assembly until I have quiet. 388 00:41:38,084 --> 00:41:39,542 Quiet! 389 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:49,292 We will now sing hymn number... 390 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:53,042 ...65 in your hymn books. 391 00:41:57,959 --> 00:42:02,751 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 392 00:42:02,876 --> 00:42:07,959 ♪ Lord God, Almighty 393 00:42:08,084 --> 00:42:12,126 ♪ Early in the morning 394 00:42:12,251 --> 00:42:16,834 ♪ Our song shall to Thee 395 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:22,251 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 396 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:27,042 ♪ Merciful and mighty 397 00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:31,792 ♪ God in three persons 398 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:36,334 ♪ Blessed Trinity 399 00:42:36,792 --> 00:42:41,917 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 400 00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:47,126 ♪ All the saints adore Thee 401 00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:51,417 ♪ Casting down their golden crowns 402 00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:56,959 ♪ Around the glassy sea 403 00:42:57,084 --> 00:43:01,876 ♪ Cherubim and Seraphim 404 00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:06,292 ♪ Falling down before Thee 405 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:11,167 ♪ Which wert and art 406 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:15,917 ♪ And evermore shalt be ♪ 407 00:43:58,751 --> 00:44:00,376 - You know the other day... - I know. 408 00:44:00,501 --> 00:44:03,667 He got one pea and shot it in the back of my neck. 409 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:06,167 It went down my back. 410 00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:13,709 You know that one when he went shooting right past me. 411 00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:15,334 Knocked me flying. 412 00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:20,167 I was... 413 00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:32,417 Rhoda. 414 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,542 Good luck. 415 00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:06,001 Daniel, run this note over to Mr Dicks for me, would you, please? 416 00:47:03,459 --> 00:47:05,334 I mean, really! 417 00:47:15,376 --> 00:47:18,751 Hm, this is the first time I've ever made this, Betty. How do you like it? 418 00:47:18,876 --> 00:47:20,292 Oh, it's beautiful! 419 00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:24,167 So, I said, "If he's ready for a partnership, well, so am I." 420 00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:26,542 Well, he can't be more than 28, 29, can he? 421 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:29,417 No. I remember when he was Daniel's age. Do you know...? 422 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:34,417 I mean, it's absolutely amazing the things one hears doing social welfare. 423 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:36,584 Well, eat your lasagne, darling. Come on. 424 00:47:36,709 --> 00:47:40,417 - How are you getting on at school? - Oh, wonderfully. 425 00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:42,334 Come on. Eat up, eat up. 426 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:46,667 I mean, for instance, there's this Mrs Murphy I visit every Thursday. 427 00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:49,709 Just two rooms in Packington Street. 428 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,459 - Yes? - I want some bread. 429 00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:56,084 Eight children and she's not yet 30! 430 00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:59,959 - Not crispbread. I don't like crispbread. - I don't know how you do it. 431 00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:03,626 - Really? - Oh! What do you say to her? 432 00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:05,376 I want white bread. 433 00:48:05,501 --> 00:48:08,501 I know he's related, but you can't say I haven't stuck to it. 434 00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:11,542 Oh, but have you stuck to it...? 435 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:14,001 - They're so oblivious to it all. - To the squalor? 436 00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:16,501 Look, he doesn't like brown crispbread, either. 437 00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:19,501 - To the squalor, to the birth control. - He hasn't eaten his. 438 00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:23,792 She thinks all she has to do is ask God for help. 439 00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:27,376 And her troubles will go with praying. 440 00:48:27,501 --> 00:48:29,751 Just by putting her hands together. 441 00:48:29,876 --> 00:48:32,834 It's not just the hands she should put together. 442 00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:42,167 Oh, Neville! Neville, not in front of Daniel, darling. 443 00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:45,751 - All right, love? - Yes, thanks. Excuse me. 444 00:48:46,834 --> 00:48:50,709 Oh, dar-ling! Well, fetch a cloth, sweetheart. Quickly. Come along. 445 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:52,709 - I'm sorry. - That's how it goes. 446 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:56,501 But it's not her fault, really. It's her religion. It's that Pope again. 447 00:48:56,626 --> 00:48:58,959 Can I have your plates, please? 448 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,209 His Holiness gets the credit for every unexpected baby 449 00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:04,834 that arrives between here and Camden Town. 450 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,751 Well, mop it up, darling. 451 00:49:06,876 --> 00:49:10,292 They honestly think family planning is done in heaven. 452 00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,376 Come on, darling. 453 00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:17,209 Oh, Daniel, darling, you haven't finished your dinner. Never mind. 454 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:20,251 - Lovely dinner. - Good. 455 00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:23,959 Neville, if I put the car in, do I get double relief? 456 00:49:24,084 --> 00:49:28,251 I've always wanted to use the Carrier Recipe Cards... 457 00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:33,876 Yes... Wait till you see what's next. 458 00:49:34,001 --> 00:49:36,917 - 'Darling, is that you? - Yes, it's me. 459 00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:39,626 'Although I can't see you, 460 00:49:39,751 --> 00:49:42,917 'somehow something deep inside me tells me that you're there. 461 00:49:43,042 --> 00:49:44,751 'Darling, I'll always be there. 462 00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:47,584 'You will, darling. Promise you will. 463 00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:49,667 'Of course I will. 464 00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:53,209 'Although it's funny, lying here. 465 00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:57,292 'It makes one think of... well, all sorts of things.' 466 00:49:57,417 --> 00:50:00,667 Did you remember to get your pink dress from the cleaner's, love? 467 00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:04,167 - No, I forgot. - Oh, I don't know. 468 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:07,834 You'll forget your head one of these days, you will, really. 469 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:09,584 The man made me forget. 470 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,376 What man? 471 00:50:13,209 --> 00:50:15,334 The man in the raincoat on the cemetery. 472 00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:17,751 - On the cemetery?! - On the cemetery? 473 00:50:17,876 --> 00:50:20,292 I thought I told you not to go there. What did he do? 474 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:24,084 - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 475 00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,584 He, he didn't touch you, did he? 476 00:50:26,709 --> 00:50:28,084 What do you mean? 477 00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:31,084 Did he...? 478 00:50:32,251 --> 00:50:33,584 Did he touch you? 479 00:50:34,501 --> 00:50:37,084 No. Well, not really. 480 00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:39,417 What do you mean? Did he touch you or didn't he? 481 00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:41,709 No, he didn't touch me. 482 00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:45,792 But what did he do? Did he show you anything? 483 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:48,292 What sort of thing? 484 00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:49,792 His... 485 00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:53,251 - Did he show you his legs? - Oh, yes. 486 00:50:53,376 --> 00:50:55,542 Oh, my God. 487 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:59,876 - I saw his legs, all right. - Tell me what happened. I'll kill him. 488 00:51:00,001 --> 00:51:03,334 Is he still there? Mum, tell Mr Turnstall to go to the police station. 489 00:51:03,459 --> 00:51:05,501 - No, he's not there now. - Where is he, then? 490 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,834 - He ran away. - Ran away? 491 00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:10,626 - The brick nearly hit him. - Did you throw a brick? 492 00:51:10,751 --> 00:51:12,334 Oh, no. The boy did. 493 00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:16,084 The boy with the green ears and the ginger moustache with a spear in his head. 494 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,751 Wearing frogman's flippers with a machine gun. 495 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,709 This is no joke, my girl. You put the fear of God into me. 496 00:51:21,834 --> 00:51:26,251 It's a good job your father's not here. You'd get a bloody good hiding. 497 00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:29,001 You can go to your room. You're getting a bit to lippy! 498 00:51:29,126 --> 00:51:32,959 I should have had my mouth washed out with soap and water if I told fibs like that. 499 00:51:33,084 --> 00:51:34,834 Goodness knows I should! 500 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,376 He's not got green ears at all, Gran. 501 00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:40,042 He's quite a nice boy, really. 502 00:52:07,376 --> 00:52:09,751 Do you think I could sit next to you? 503 00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:12,709 Well, I don't know. My friend Maureen normally sits there. 504 00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:22,084 Oh, lover boy! 505 00:52:27,334 --> 00:52:28,959 Oi, go on! Move over! 506 00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,417 Shut up! 507 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,001 I'm warning you, man. 508 00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:40,834 - Do you want some? - No. 509 00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:55,126 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 510 00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:59,167 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 511 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:00,626 ♪ Ooh, yeah 512 00:53:00,751 --> 00:53:04,126 ♪ Da de da de da da da de da de da da 513 00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:07,167 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 514 00:53:07,876 --> 00:53:09,917 ♪ Yes, I see you 515 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,626 ♪ When you walk down the street 516 00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:14,126 ♪ And I'm thinking 517 00:53:14,251 --> 00:53:15,792 ♪ "Oh, I wish we could meet" 518 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:19,917 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way 519 00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:22,792 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 520 00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:27,834 ♪ Oh, I'd like to Take you out for a ride 521 00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:29,709 ♪ On my bike, you 522 00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:31,667 ♪ Yes, you fill me with pride 523 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:35,959 ♪ Though our love is not yet here to stay 524 00:53:36,084 --> 00:53:38,917 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 525 00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:42,209 ♪ I bet you are thinking I'm just a shy guy ♪ 526 00:53:42,334 --> 00:53:43,959 A bad turnout. 527 00:53:44,084 --> 00:53:45,751 It gets worse every month. 528 00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,709 Hey, look at Swailscroft. She thinks she knows it all. 529 00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:54,251 Go on, Tom. Dance with her. 530 00:53:54,376 --> 00:53:56,126 No, you won't get me out there, mate. 531 00:53:56,251 --> 00:53:57,792 Come on, Ornshaw. 532 00:53:57,917 --> 00:53:59,709 Sock it to me! 533 00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:03,417 I don't know how he's got the nerve. Look at him. A grown man. 534 00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,626 I wish I had a camera, the nit! 535 00:54:05,751 --> 00:54:08,251 Why doesn't he stick to belting the life out of us all? 536 00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:11,126 All this trendy rigmarole makes me sick. 537 00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:18,126 Do you fancy an orange drink? There's not many people round the counter now. 538 00:54:18,251 --> 00:54:22,084 Yeah, well, there's not many people here, is there? We'd be better off up west. 539 00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:25,334 He'll be whacking us next, singing "Hey Jude" at the same time! 540 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,876 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 541 00:54:29,001 --> 00:54:33,126 You don't know where you stand. Either they're headmasters or they're not. 542 00:54:33,251 --> 00:54:36,751 Why are they trying to be our friends? I don't want him to be my friend. 543 00:54:36,876 --> 00:54:38,209 I've got to dance with her. 544 00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,626 You're mad! What do you wanna do that for? 545 00:54:41,751 --> 00:54:45,376 She'll only say, "Buzz off" or something. She's a bit stuck up, that one. 546 00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:47,501 Now, all this girl nonsense is rubbish. 547 00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:50,292 Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-sos. 548 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:53,292 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 549 00:54:53,417 --> 00:54:54,792 ♪ Yeah, da de... ♪ 550 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,542 Look, if I dance with her, will you dance with her friend? 551 00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:01,167 Come off it! You gotta be joking! 552 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:02,917 Come on. Just this once. 553 00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:04,667 Who's scared, then? 554 00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,209 Look. It looks as though she's wet herself. 555 00:55:09,334 --> 00:55:11,376 Come on! Don't be scared! 556 00:55:11,501 --> 00:55:13,751 - Go on. - All right, all right. All right. 557 00:55:13,876 --> 00:55:15,209 Ready? 558 00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:27,251 My friend and I were wondering if you would like... 559 00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:28,792 Come on, do you wanna dance? 560 00:55:32,209 --> 00:55:33,751 Would you like to dance? 561 00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:38,417 Come on, do you wanna bloody dance?! 562 00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:04,084 I don't think I want to dance with you. You don't dance very well. 563 00:56:04,209 --> 00:56:06,126 What do you mean I don't dance very well? 564 00:56:06,251 --> 00:56:07,709 You dance stupid! 565 00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,501 You big fat fool! 566 00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,834 ♪ I thought you were real 567 00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:20,751 ♪ I'll be calling all my loving out for you 568 00:56:20,876 --> 00:56:25,042 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way 569 00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:28,001 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 570 00:56:28,126 --> 00:56:31,667 ♪ Darling, working on it night and day 571 00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,126 ♪Ooh, yeah 572 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:35,751 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 573 00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:37,209 ♪ One more time 574 00:56:37,334 --> 00:56:38,917 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 575 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,126 Let's see it work, then. 576 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:50,001 It's a load of rubbish! It'll never work! 577 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:53,167 - Look at it! - It's useless! 578 00:56:55,501 --> 00:56:57,792 - Yeah, I know. A big bomb. - Start the other one. 579 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:01,792 It'll never work, mate. 580 00:57:01,917 --> 00:57:03,542 Ugh! Ugh! 581 00:57:05,501 --> 00:57:08,167 Lads, come on! 582 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,834 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 583 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:11,542 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 584 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:13,501 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 585 00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:15,251 ♪ And so say all of us! ♪ 586 00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:59,834 Melody, your tea's ready. 587 00:57:59,959 --> 00:58:01,292 Blimey. 588 00:58:08,126 --> 00:58:10,542 Hurry up, love. Your kipper'll get cold. 589 00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:39,584 I'm in the 440 yards. 590 00:58:39,709 --> 00:58:41,209 I can't understand why. 591 00:58:41,334 --> 00:58:43,459 Never ran more than 100 yards in my life. 592 00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:46,542 I shouldn't have forged old Jenkins' signature on my card. 593 00:58:47,459 --> 00:58:50,126 Well, I'm in the 220. Wish I wasn't. 594 00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:53,667 I'd rather be in the long jump. Then no one can see you. 595 00:58:54,251 --> 00:58:55,876 Make a fool of yourself in private. 596 00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:58,501 Yeah, but that's not what it's all about, is it? 597 00:58:58,626 --> 00:59:03,376 You can't have people raving about winners if there's no berks like you and me 598 00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:06,417 running around making fools of ourselves, coming last. 599 00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:09,792 I mean, some people are winners and some people are losers. 600 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,917 Who says who's gonna be what? 601 00:59:12,042 --> 00:59:15,042 Well, don't ask me. That's all clone before we get on this Earth. 602 00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:17,417 I mean, it's Him up there. 603 00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:21,334 He says, er, "You're gonna be red hot at the triple jump, 604 00:59:21,459 --> 00:59:24,084 "and you, you're gonna be bloody useless." 605 00:59:24,209 --> 00:59:26,626 I mean, who landed me with her? 606 00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:29,001 Oh... 607 00:59:29,126 --> 00:59:31,584 Well... it's Him up there, innit? 608 00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:34,876 Once He's got it in for you, you're right up the pictures. 609 00:59:37,459 --> 00:59:40,751 I don't know what you're worried about. You haven't got it that bad. 610 00:59:41,751 --> 00:59:43,334 Why haven't I? 611 00:59:43,459 --> 00:59:46,834 Well, take, for instance, there's your painting. You're good at that. 612 00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:50,667 There's your model-making. You're good at that. Your stamp-collecting. 613 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:54,126 Think of all the kids who'd like to have a stamp collection like yours. 614 00:59:55,376 --> 00:59:57,542 That's just the trouble. 615 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,501 I don't like stamps any more. 616 01:00:01,542 --> 01:00:05,292 Don't worry. We'll have the last laugh of this lot, and Him up there. 617 01:00:05,417 --> 01:00:09,542 We'll jack this school lark in, give old Dicks over there the old "V" sign 618 01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:11,834 and shoot off and do whatever we wanna do. 619 01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:15,417 You mark my words. It'll happen before you can say, "Jack Robinson." 620 01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:28,501 ♪ There's a light 621 01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,501 ♪ A certain kind of light 622 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:36,334 ♪ That never shone on me 623 01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:41,667 ♪ I want my life to be 624 01:00:42,626 --> 01:00:44,584 ♪ Lived with you 625 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,667 ♪ Lived with you 626 01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,334 ♪ There's a way 627 01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,042 ♪ Everybody say 628 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:57,959 ♪ To do each and every little thing 629 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:02,167 ♪ But what does it bring 630 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,959 ♪ If I ain't got you? 631 01:01:06,084 --> 01:01:07,751 ♪ Ain't got? 632 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:13,709 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 633 01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:17,584 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 634 01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,501 ♪ To love somebody 635 01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:23,667 ♪ To love somebody 636 01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:26,209 ♪ The way I love you 637 01:01:38,459 --> 01:01:40,376 ♪ In my brain 638 01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:43,959 ♪ I see your face again 639 01:01:45,042 --> 01:01:47,501 ♪ I know my frame of mind 640 01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,792 ♪ You ain't got to be so blind 641 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:56,209 ♪ And I'm blind 642 01:01:56,334 --> 01:01:59,834 ♪ So, so, so blind 643 01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:01,584 ♪ I'm a man 644 01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:04,834 ♪ Can't you see what I am? 645 01:02:06,334 --> 01:02:09,084 ♪ I live and I breathe for you 646 01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:14,167 ♪ But what good does it do 647 01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:17,501 ♪ If I ain't got you 648 01:02:17,626 --> 01:02:19,292 ♪ Ain't got? 649 01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:24,876 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 650 01:02:25,001 --> 01:02:28,626 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 651 01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:31,792 ♪ To love somebody 652 01:02:32,459 --> 01:02:34,584 ♪ To love somebody 653 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,501 ♪ The way I love you 654 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:44,584 ♪ Oh, you don't know what it's like 655 01:02:45,584 --> 01:02:50,209 ♪Baby, you don't know what it's like 656 01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:52,542 ♪ To love somebody 657 01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:55,292 ♪ To love somebody 658 01:02:56,084 --> 01:02:58,001 ♪ The way I love you 659 01:02:59,334 --> 01:03:01,209 ♪ No, no, no, no, no 660 01:03:01,334 --> 01:03:04,792 ♪You don't know what it's like 661 01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:07,751 ♪ You don't know what it's like... ♪ 662 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:21,042 Right, open your Young Latin Scholar Book One with the grey cover. 663 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:26,042 Page 27, the section I asked you to prepare. 664 01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:27,834 "Around the Forum." 665 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:33,376 Right, Latimer, read and translate, please. 666 01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:34,834 Er... 667 01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,751 Erm... 668 01:03:40,709 --> 01:03:43,584 Come on, Latimer. It is prepared homework. 669 01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:45,167 Erm... 670 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:51,834 Huius est... civ-it-is 671 01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:55,667 longe... ampliss...ima. 672 01:03:56,501 --> 01:03:58,459 Amplissima, Latimer. 673 01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:01,501 "Eee ma" not "eye ma". 674 01:04:02,126 --> 01:04:06,042 Amplissima actoritas. 675 01:04:07,167 --> 01:04:09,792 Not "asss", Latimer. "Ah-ss". 676 01:04:11,376 --> 01:04:13,126 You should be able to pronounce that. 677 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:17,001 Right, Latimer. Translate, please. 678 01:04:17,126 --> 01:04:18,876 Er... 679 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:20,917 Erm... 680 01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:23,834 Come on, Latimer. It should be prepared homework. 681 01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,959 I'm afraid I haven't done it, sir. 682 01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:31,292 Take two, Latimer. Bursary 3.30. 683 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,751 Translate, Ornshaw. 684 01:04:37,709 --> 01:04:39,501 Right, sir, erm... 685 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,042 Got a bit of a cold, sir. 686 01:04:43,501 --> 01:04:44,834 Erm... 687 01:04:45,626 --> 01:04:47,417 Right. Er... 688 01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:50,042 Er... 689 01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:52,001 Erm... 690 01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:53,917 Take two, Ornshaw. 691 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:56,417 Bursary 3.30. 692 01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:58,334 Translate, Fensham. 693 01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:03,209 The, erm... 694 01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:06,251 All right, then. 695 01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:08,542 Don't worry about it. 696 01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,459 Stick with me, you'll be OK. 697 01:05:18,876 --> 01:05:20,917 - Come on. - No! 698 01:05:23,584 --> 01:05:25,084 Venite. 699 01:05:32,501 --> 01:05:34,209 Ornshaw and Latimer. 700 01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:36,459 Come in, gentlemen. 701 01:05:38,376 --> 01:05:41,042 Right, Romulus and Remus, stand over there. 702 01:05:46,667 --> 01:05:49,084 Stand up, Ornshaw, lad. Stand up. 703 01:05:49,209 --> 01:05:51,292 And vacate your mouth. 704 01:06:04,084 --> 01:06:06,209 Now, why are you here, Ornshaw? 705 01:06:06,334 --> 01:06:08,209 Because you invited me, sir. 706 01:06:08,334 --> 01:06:11,501 And why did I invite you, Ornshaw? 707 01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,417 Because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir. 708 01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:19,084 Why, Ornshaw? Why? 709 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:22,834 Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir? 710 01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,251 Two was it, Ornshaw? 711 01:06:25,376 --> 01:06:26,876 I think we make it four. 712 01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:31,709 And why do you think it's a silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw? 713 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:36,667 Because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir. 714 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,209 Now, do not vex me, Ornshaw. Do not vex me, lad. 715 01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:43,417 I think we make that a nice round sex benissimo. 716 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,084 That's "six of the best" in Latin. 717 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:49,709 Game, set and match to me, I think. 718 01:06:53,459 --> 01:06:57,751 Julius Caesar here is going to be very displeased with you, Ornshaw. 719 01:07:00,334 --> 01:07:01,959 Bend over, please. 720 01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:05,459 Ooh! 721 01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:12,167 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 722 01:07:17,001 --> 01:07:18,876 All right, next one, please, Latimer. 723 01:07:19,876 --> 01:07:21,417 Satchel off, boy. 724 01:07:38,334 --> 01:07:39,667 Ah! 725 01:07:49,501 --> 01:07:51,876 Going to orchestra practice? 726 01:07:55,959 --> 01:07:57,751 You waiting for old Dicks, are you? 727 01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:02,417 Well, you'll be late home. 728 01:08:02,542 --> 01:08:05,667 Why don't you shoot off now? There's no point in hanging around. 729 01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:08,876 Is old Swailscroft waiting for you, is she? 730 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:12,001 Well, she'll be gone now. Why don't you pop along? 731 01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,584 I don't know why you're hanging around here. Honest, I don't. 732 01:08:23,292 --> 01:08:25,084 I told you it'd be easy, didn't I? 733 01:08:36,834 --> 01:08:38,751 Come on, Danny. Don't let her see you cry. 734 01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:42,959 I don't know what she's hanging about for. Do you? 735 01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:46,834 I told her to hop it, but she keeps on hanging about. Tell her to buzz off. 736 01:08:46,959 --> 01:08:49,709 Give us that. He's a scream old Dicks, isn't he? 737 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,626 His little Julius Caesar! 738 01:08:56,126 --> 01:08:57,751 You can buzz of now, love. 739 01:08:57,876 --> 01:08:59,959 You know, ta-ta, toodle-oo. 740 01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:02,251 I thought we'd go to the bomb site. 741 01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:05,751 Old Dadds has got the most incredible bomb you've ever seen in your life. 742 01:09:05,876 --> 01:09:07,709 He's got a... 743 01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:18,167 He's got a Coca-Cola bottle and he soaked it in... 744 01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:20,292 He got some socks and soaked it in petrol. 745 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,626 And he got some phosphorus, what he nicked from the lab. What...? 746 01:09:24,584 --> 01:09:28,292 After that I thought we'd shoot down the arcade. I've got millions of pennies. 747 01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:32,417 Er, we could go on the tank-firing range, or, or... 748 01:09:33,209 --> 01:09:37,209 Or, erm, the fruit machines, Danny. You like the fruit machines. 749 01:09:37,334 --> 01:09:39,751 Or, erm... The football game. 750 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,584 You know you like having a go on that. 751 01:09:42,209 --> 01:09:45,959 Erm, we could go to the Odeon and see that picture we was talking about. 752 01:09:46,084 --> 01:09:48,876 Or go to the zoo, museums, anywhere. 753 01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:52,251 Danny! Danny! 754 01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:54,667 Danny! 755 01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:04,292 Danny! 756 01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:26,709 ♪ When I was small 757 01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:30,084 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 758 01:10:32,209 --> 01:10:36,751 ♪ We used to love while others used to play 759 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:42,167 ♪ Don't ask me why 760 01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:45,126 ♪ But time has passed us by 761 01:10:47,626 --> 01:10:52,126 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away 762 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:57,542 ♪ Now we are tall 763 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:01,251 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 764 01:11:02,167 --> 01:11:08,501 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 765 01:11:09,959 --> 01:11:12,709 ♪ But you and I 766 01:11:12,834 --> 01:11:16,126 ♪ Our love will never die 767 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:20,459 ♪ But guess we'll cry 768 01:11:20,584 --> 01:11:23,834 ♪ Come first of May 769 01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:32,459 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me 770 01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:38,584 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one 771 01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:43,542 ♪ And I recall 772 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:46,626 ♪ The moment of them all 773 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:53,792 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek and you were mine 774 01:11:56,459 --> 01:11:58,834 ♪ Now we are tall 775 01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:02,209 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 776 01:12:03,459 --> 01:12:09,209 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 777 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:13,126 ♪But you and I 778 01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:16,792 ♪ I Our love will never die 779 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,751 ♪ But guess we'll cry 780 01:12:20,876 --> 01:12:23,834 ♪ Come first of May 781 01:12:26,501 --> 01:12:28,209 ♪ When I was small 782 01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:32,459 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 783 01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:39,626 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do 784 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:45,417 ♪ Don't ask me why 785 01:12:46,209 --> 01:12:49,167 ♪ But time has passed us by 786 01:12:50,334 --> 01:12:55,126 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away ♪ 787 01:12:58,209 --> 01:13:00,209 - May I have my bag, please? - Yeah. 788 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:13,751 My friend Muriel, you know the big one. 789 01:13:13,876 --> 01:13:17,584 Well, she says that you've been going around telling people that you love me. 790 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:24,126 I don't mind it. It's just that, well, people laugh at you, don't they? 791 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:28,876 And, well, if you have to tell someone, why not tell me? 792 01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:33,417 I'm always the last to know. 793 01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:53,167 Nice here, isn't it? 794 01:13:53,292 --> 01:13:54,626 Yeah. 795 01:13:55,251 --> 01:13:58,501 My mum doesn't like me coming here, but I'm not frightened, are you? 796 01:13:58,626 --> 01:13:59,959 No. 797 01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:07,417 That gravestone there... 798 01:14:08,917 --> 01:14:11,459 "Here lies my beloved and beautiful Ella Jane. 799 01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:14,167 "Wife and lifelong friend. 800 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:16,292 "Thank you for 50 years of happiness. 801 01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:19,251 "Laid to rest July 7th, 1893. 802 01:14:20,417 --> 01:14:26,292 "Henry James McDevitt. Gone to join his Ella Jane, September the 11th, 1893." 803 01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:31,376 He only lasted two months after she died. 804 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,709 He must have loved her very much. 805 01:14:36,459 --> 01:14:39,709 50 years' happiness. How long's 50 years? 806 01:14:41,209 --> 01:14:45,626 Erm... 150 school terms, not including holidays. 807 01:14:46,584 --> 01:14:47,917 Will you love me that long? 808 01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:52,751 I don't think you will. 809 01:14:53,376 --> 01:14:57,084 Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I? 810 01:15:00,251 --> 01:15:05,459 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me 811 01:15:07,292 --> 01:15:12,126 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one 812 01:15:13,292 --> 01:15:16,292 ♪ And I recall 813 01:15:17,209 --> 01:15:20,084 ♪ The moment of them all 814 01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:24,959 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek 815 01:15:25,084 --> 01:15:27,292 ♪ And you were mine 816 01:15:29,751 --> 01:15:32,126 ♪ Now we are tall 817 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:35,459 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 818 01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:42,376 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 819 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:46,167 ♪ But you and I 820 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:49,792 ♪ Our love will never die 821 01:15:51,001 --> 01:15:53,792 ♪ But guess we'll cry 822 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,876 ♪ Come first of May 823 01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:01,042 ♪ When I was small 824 01:16:02,709 --> 01:16:05,042 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 825 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:11,376 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do 826 01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:13,292 He's come to tea. 827 01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:21,001 His name's Daniel. 828 01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:24,709 Pleased to meet you, Daniel. 829 01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:29,251 I suppose I've got enough tea. I brought extra cos your dad's home. 830 01:16:30,001 --> 01:16:31,376 He's out on bail. 831 01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,876 I'll take your satchel for you. 832 01:16:36,001 --> 01:16:38,001 Oh, thanks. Here. 833 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,126 Thank you. 834 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:51,084 Hello, Melody, love! 835 01:16:52,209 --> 01:16:54,417 Mwah. How've ya been? 836 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,959 All right, thank you. 837 01:16:57,209 --> 01:17:00,167 Who's this? - A mate from school, aren't you, dear? 838 01:17:02,459 --> 01:17:04,292 Aren't you coming in, then, love? 839 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,126 Come on. Up to the table. 840 01:17:17,001 --> 01:17:18,626 He's not simple, is he? 841 01:17:18,751 --> 01:17:20,542 No. 842 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,292 Hm. 843 01:17:40,292 --> 01:17:41,709 Oh. 844 01:17:42,626 --> 01:17:44,417 Nice bit of ham, Flo. 845 01:17:44,542 --> 01:17:46,001 Not bad, is it? 846 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:49,459 Are you in the, er, the Boy Scouts, Donald? 847 01:17:49,584 --> 01:17:51,584 - Daniel. - Er, Daniel? 848 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,334 - No, the BB. - Ah. 849 01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:56,834 I was in the Boy Scouts. I was really. 850 01:17:58,042 --> 01:17:59,417 Marvellous it was. 851 01:18:00,376 --> 01:18:03,876 All those steaming-hot cups of cocoa. Suet pudding. 852 01:18:04,001 --> 01:18:05,626 Singsongs round the campfire. 853 01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,084 ♪ Oh, we're riding along on the crest of a wave 854 01:18:08,209 --> 01:18:09,542 ♪ And the sun... ♪ 855 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:17,542 Oh, cor, some of the things we used to get up to. Oh, dear me. 856 01:18:19,251 --> 01:18:23,167 When the new boy arrived we used to mix some bootblack and toothpaste 857 01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:24,792 and spread it all over... 858 01:18:26,792 --> 01:18:28,334 Reg, do you mind? We're eating. 859 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,584 I always think ham is nicest straight off the bone. 860 01:18:35,709 --> 01:18:37,126 Always is. 861 01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:41,709 - Go to the pictures much, do you, David? - Daniel. 862 01:18:41,834 --> 01:18:43,376 Daniel? 863 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:45,001 Er, yes. Quite a bit. 864 01:18:45,126 --> 01:18:48,209 Hm. When I think of the pictures I always remember my father. 865 01:18:48,334 --> 01:18:51,001 When I used to ask him for sixpence for the pictures, 866 01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:53,126 he'd say, "There's pictures on the wall." 867 01:18:53,251 --> 01:18:55,626 "I wanna see the moving pictures," I used to say. 868 01:18:55,751 --> 01:18:59,292 "I'll make them bloody move," and threw his boot at the wall. 869 01:19:00,626 --> 01:19:02,167 Oh, dear me. 870 01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:09,001 My Ernie always used to say that moving pictures ruins your eye sight. 871 01:19:09,126 --> 01:19:11,001 Would you like some fish paste, Daniel? 872 01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:13,417 "The continual flickering," he used to say, 873 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,792 "puts your eyeballs off centre." 874 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,209 That reminds me of my uncle Roger. 875 01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:22,417 He was deaf ever since a bomb hit Burwell Street during the war. 876 01:19:22,542 --> 01:19:26,376 Recently, he read this ad in the paper about redressing the balance of the ear, 877 01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,709 so he tried it and it worked. 878 01:19:28,834 --> 01:19:30,709 So, erm, he was overjoyed. 879 01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:33,084 Oh, yeah. He'd been deaf for 20 years. 880 01:19:33,209 --> 01:19:36,126 Anyway, they had a bit of a celebration, you know, 881 01:19:36,251 --> 01:19:40,167 and he was opening a bottle of champagne, the cork flew out, knocked his eye out. 882 01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:42,001 Knocked his eye out. 883 01:19:45,126 --> 01:19:47,209 Life can be very cruel like that. 884 01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:58,584 Quiet. Quiet! 885 01:20:00,417 --> 01:20:04,042 - Abrahams. - Here. 886 01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:05,542 - Boone. - Here. 887 01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:07,542 - Gates. - Yes, miss. 888 01:20:07,667 --> 01:20:09,167 - Gresham. - Yes, miss. 889 01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:11,001 - Hopgood. - Miss. 890 01:20:11,126 --> 01:20:12,876 - Ingledon. - Yes, miss. 891 01:20:13,001 --> 01:20:14,917 - Livingstone? - Yeah. 892 01:20:15,042 --> 01:20:16,959 Latimer. 893 01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:21,126 Latimer? Daniel Latimer? 894 01:20:22,834 --> 01:20:24,292 - Losey. - Sir. 895 01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:26,251 - Peters. - Yes, miss. 896 01:20:26,376 --> 01:20:27,667 Perkins. 897 01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:33,792 Perkins? Not in today. 898 01:20:34,459 --> 01:20:35,959 Rogers. 899 01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,167 I I'm just a clown 900 01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:45,959 ♪ That used to run around 901 01:20:47,292 --> 01:20:51,459 ♪ I used to have a million friends 902 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:58,417 ♪ sed to start where everybody ends 903 01:20:58,542 --> 01:21:03,667 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 904 01:21:06,126 --> 01:21:08,584 ♪ I've done my shows 905 01:21:08,709 --> 01:21:11,667 ♪ Everybody knows 906 01:21:12,459 --> 01:21:16,126 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes 907 01:21:18,334 --> 01:21:20,917 ♪ One man can give 908 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,501 ♪ Another has to lend 909 01:21:23,626 --> 01:21:28,001 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 910 01:21:28,126 --> 01:21:29,959 ♪ And so you should 911 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:36,251 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 912 01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:42,542 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 913 01:21:43,584 --> 01:21:45,542 ♪ You've had your peace 914 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,834 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 915 01:21:49,917 --> 01:21:54,042 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 916 01:21:56,251 --> 01:21:58,709 ♪ I'm just a clown 917 01:21:58,834 --> 01:22:01,001 ♪ That used to run around 918 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:07,334 ♪ I used to have a million friends 919 01:22:08,959 --> 01:22:13,834 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 920 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:19,042 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 921 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:26,584 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 922 01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:33,042 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 923 01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:35,792 ♪ You've had your peace 924 01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:39,084 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 925 01:22:40,084 --> 01:22:43,584 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 926 01:23:03,626 --> 01:23:06,834 I should be doing English with Miss Fairfax by now. 927 01:23:06,959 --> 01:23:10,292 - What should you be doing? - Erm... dunno. 928 01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:13,376 - Geography I think. - I quite like geography. 929 01:23:14,501 --> 01:23:15,876 So do I. 930 01:23:18,917 --> 01:23:20,376 Melody? 931 01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:23,917 - Yeah? - Do you like new maths? 932 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,167 They're OK. 933 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:28,167 I think I like history best. 934 01:23:28,292 --> 01:23:29,917 Eugh! 935 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:35,251 Well, sometimes I like it, but mostly I hate it. 936 01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:49,459 My dad doesn't like the seaside. 937 01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:52,292 He says he gets the sand in his ears or something. 938 01:23:53,334 --> 01:23:56,001 Whenever we go to the seaside Dad always stays at home. 939 01:23:56,126 --> 01:23:57,542 In the pubs mostly. 940 01:23:59,751 --> 01:24:01,292 We always travel together. 941 01:24:02,251 --> 01:24:04,626 We don't get out of the car, though, really. 942 01:24:04,751 --> 01:24:07,376 They generally have a row on the way down. 943 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,167 And don't speak to each other until we get back home. 944 01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,584 Hey, Melody, look what I've got! 945 01:24:21,709 --> 01:24:23,792 - That's good! - See? 946 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:34,459 Shall we get married? 947 01:24:36,834 --> 01:24:38,417 One day, perhaps. 948 01:24:40,959 --> 01:24:43,251 Why does the water always seep away? 949 01:24:44,709 --> 01:24:46,792 How old do you have to be, you reckon? 950 01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:49,834 Perhaps if we put the stones in first, then maybe it'll stay. 951 01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:53,001 I don't know. As old as our parents I suppose. 952 01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:56,376 If we wait that long, we might be old miseries. 953 01:24:56,501 --> 01:24:58,917 Most old people I know are old miseries. 954 01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:02,917 I honestly don't know. When you're older you're supposed to know it all. 955 01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:05,251 Perhaps that's what makes them so fed up. 956 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,917 I don't know. 957 01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:20,376 I really don't know. 958 01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:32,001 Oh! It's freezing! 959 01:25:32,126 --> 01:25:33,459 I'm going in. 960 01:25:59,042 --> 01:26:00,584 Come over here. 961 01:26:14,584 --> 01:26:16,209 So, we've taken it upon ourselves 962 01:26:16,334 --> 01:26:19,417 to move the summer holidays forward a trifle, have we? 963 01:26:28,001 --> 01:26:29,626 And where did you decide to go 964 01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:34,042 whilst your colleagues went about their daily scholastic duties? 965 01:26:35,876 --> 01:26:37,501 Battersea Funfair. 966 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:40,417 That's always a favourite. 967 01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:42,084 Battersea Funfair, was it? 968 01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:45,376 The seaside, sir. 969 01:26:47,042 --> 01:26:49,042 The seaside? 970 01:26:50,042 --> 01:26:54,584 You do realise the enormity of this fundamental breach of school discipline? 971 01:26:55,667 --> 01:27:01,126 It's... it's not a minor of fence, Latimer, and, er... Perkins. 972 01:27:01,251 --> 01:27:03,334 Not a minor of fence. 973 01:27:03,459 --> 01:27:06,459 If you're gallivanting off somewhere, you can't be at school 974 01:27:06,584 --> 01:27:09,084 and if you can't be at school, we can't teach you. 975 01:27:09,209 --> 01:27:12,001 And if we can't teach you, you'll end up raving imbeciles 976 01:27:12,126 --> 01:27:13,834 like the generation above you. 977 01:27:15,876 --> 01:27:18,792 I don't encourage corporal punishment in this school, 978 01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:21,626 but there are occasions when a lesson has to be taught. 979 01:27:27,001 --> 01:27:28,417 However... 980 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,792 ...you're both rather young. 981 01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:37,542 One hesitates to use extremely severe measures. 982 01:27:37,667 --> 01:27:43,042 But for your own good try to see the error of these immature pranks. 983 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:44,834 Think of your careers. 984 01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:49,751 Think of life's rich tapestry that lies before you. 985 01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:54,709 Look, I understand. I was young myself once. 986 01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:57,584 Long time ago, of course. 987 01:27:57,709 --> 01:28:01,334 But I realised eventually what my priorities were. 988 01:28:01,459 --> 01:28:04,626 - So do we, sir. - So do you what? 989 01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:07,667 Realise what our, er... priorities are, sir. 990 01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:09,542 Good for you, Latham. 991 01:28:10,126 --> 01:28:13,126 Er... er, Latimer. 992 01:28:13,251 --> 01:28:16,292 I see our little pow wow has had some effect, eh? 993 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,626 Got your priorities right, have you? 994 01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:21,667 Yes, sir. We want to get married. 995 01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:27,417 Oh! 996 01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,834 My word, you've got a lot to learn. 997 01:28:29,959 --> 01:28:33,542 I've heard some funny things in my time. 998 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:35,792 I don't think it's very funny, sir. 999 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,667 - You don't think it's very funny? - No, sir. 1000 01:28:40,834 --> 01:28:43,417 And, er, you, young lady? Do you think it's very funny? 1001 01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:44,876 Not really, sir. 1002 01:28:45,001 --> 01:28:46,876 I assume you've already promised 1003 01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:50,917 your fair, freckled first-form hand in marriage to this young gentleman? 1004 01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:53,126 I don't really know, sir. 1005 01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:55,709 I don't really understand what it all means, sir. 1006 01:28:55,834 --> 01:28:57,751 You don't understand what it all means? 1007 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,542 You don't understand what it all means? 1008 01:29:00,667 --> 01:29:03,126 You're treating us as though we were stupid. 1009 01:29:03,251 --> 01:29:06,042 All we want to do is to be with one another all the time. 1010 01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:08,959 And we thought that meant getting married! Doesn't it?! 1011 01:29:09,084 --> 01:29:10,959 It's not meant to be funny! 1012 01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:13,042 Don't you understand? 1013 01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:18,251 Now, look here, young man. I've been extremely patient with you. 1014 01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:22,542 I'm willing to overlook your gross ignorance of the young lady. 1015 01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:25,334 God knows we've only ourselves to blame for that. 1016 01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:28,042 But your impertinence is getting a little out of hand. 1017 01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:32,667 The matter is finished. Do you understand me? Finished! 1018 01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:05,959 Temper. 1019 01:30:09,042 --> 01:30:11,042 Burgess says is it too late to propose? 1020 01:30:39,751 --> 01:30:42,376 I suppose you've got her mother's approval? 1021 01:30:43,126 --> 01:30:44,834 ♪ La la la la 1022 01:30:44,959 --> 01:30:47,167 Hope she doesn't forget to come to the wedding. 1023 01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:49,001 ♪ La la la la... ♪ 1024 01:31:36,001 --> 01:31:38,876 What do you think you're playing at, you pair of hooligans? 1025 01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:43,042 Now, all of you get back to your places. Go on. Sit down and keep quiet. 1026 01:31:43,167 --> 01:31:45,959 And open your Young Latin Primer at page 24. 1027 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,417 I'll talk to you later, Ornshaw. 1028 01:31:58,459 --> 01:32:02,417 It's a great pity you're not more in love with your work, Latimer. 1029 01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,084 I'm sorry, Danny. 1030 01:32:10,209 --> 01:32:11,542 I didn't mean to. 1031 01:32:43,459 --> 01:32:45,709 You really like this little lad, do you? 1032 01:32:46,417 --> 01:32:48,376 You know, that's fine, you know. 1033 01:32:49,334 --> 01:32:52,292 We always look forward to you bringing your boyfriends home. 1034 01:32:54,084 --> 01:32:57,334 And he, he seems a nice type of... lad. 1035 01:32:58,584 --> 01:33:01,376 That's just the trouble, though. He's only a little lad. 1036 01:33:02,584 --> 01:33:04,709 And you're only a little girl. 1037 01:33:04,834 --> 01:33:06,876 "Our little sunshine" your mum calls you. 1038 01:33:08,751 --> 01:33:10,751 I know it's difficult to understand, love, 1039 01:33:10,876 --> 01:33:13,292 but people just don't get married at your age. 1040 01:33:14,001 --> 01:33:17,001 They wait to see if they like one another when they're older. 1041 01:33:17,126 --> 01:33:18,459 How old? 1042 01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:23,251 Well... in their 20s. Older sometimes. 1043 01:33:23,376 --> 01:33:26,417 But that's twice as old as I am now. 1044 01:33:26,542 --> 01:33:28,209 I know it is, love. 1045 01:33:30,042 --> 01:33:33,542 Only seemed like yesterday I was seen changing your nappies. 1046 01:33:35,084 --> 01:33:38,126 I know, but we want to be together now. 1047 01:33:39,042 --> 01:33:41,876 Think of all the schooling you've got to do yet, love. 1048 01:33:42,001 --> 01:33:43,501 And you like school, don't you? 1049 01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:47,334 I-I've got all your reports. We often look at 'em, don't we, Mum? 1050 01:33:47,459 --> 01:33:51,876 I know, but I like being with Daniel more than I like doing geography. 1051 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:58,751 Sweetheart, there are lots of things we haven't explained to you yet about... 1052 01:33:59,876 --> 01:34:03,209 ...life and all sorts of things. 1053 01:34:03,917 --> 01:34:09,376 I know, but why is it so difficult when all I want to do is be happy. 1054 01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:14,334 We want you to be happy, love. 1055 01:34:14,917 --> 01:34:18,417 Then why can't you help me instead of keep putting things in my way? 1056 01:34:19,417 --> 01:34:20,959 I just don't understand it. 1057 01:34:21,084 --> 01:34:23,792 I just can't think why it's so terrible. 1058 01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:26,542 Please tell me cos I just don't understand. 1059 01:34:28,209 --> 01:34:30,084 Tell me, please. 1060 01:34:54,626 --> 01:34:56,876 Hm, oh! 1061 01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:05,626 Good morning, Mrs Latimer. What can I do for you this splendid morning? 1062 01:35:08,042 --> 01:35:11,292 Elope? What do you mean, elope? 1063 01:35:12,542 --> 01:35:14,459 Oh! I... 1064 01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:19,334 I'm sure you're quite wrong. I saw them in class myself, scarcely ten minutes ago. 1065 01:35:21,709 --> 01:35:23,542 Well, of course I'm sure. 1066 01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:30,084 Look, if you like, I'll pop down myself and make certain, 1067 01:35:30,209 --> 01:35:32,584 but I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 1068 01:35:38,751 --> 01:35:42,126 Hello. Headmaster's secretary. Can I help you? 1069 01:35:42,251 --> 01:35:45,209 ♪ Pom pom pom pom pom... ♪ 1070 01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:50,667 Er... shouldn't you be taking 2C for English? 1071 01:35:51,417 --> 01:35:53,917 Well, I'm supposed to, but they never turned up. 1072 01:35:55,292 --> 01:35:56,667 Never turned up? 1073 01:35:56,792 --> 01:35:59,084 They didn't come back after morning break. 1074 01:36:06,292 --> 01:36:08,376 Where are they? 1075 01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:09,834 Where are who? 1076 01:36:10,959 --> 01:36:13,209 The class, boy. The class. 1077 01:36:14,959 --> 01:36:16,667 They've gone to get married. 1078 01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,126 Where, boy? Where? 1079 01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:21,584 Under the arches, down by the railway line. 1080 01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:23,251 Railway line. 1081 01:36:27,209 --> 01:36:31,042 And all the people were shouting, "Just wait until Lenin gets here." 1082 01:36:45,667 --> 01:36:49,001 Right, children, carry on reading till I get back. 1083 01:36:49,126 --> 01:36:51,667 "Upon the place beneath... 1084 01:36:51,792 --> 01:36:54,209 "It is twice blessed. 1085 01:36:54,334 --> 01:36:57,292 "It blesseth him that gives..." 1086 01:36:57,417 --> 01:37:00,126 Er, no, thank you. I've had mine. 1087 01:37:00,251 --> 01:37:04,167 "'Tis the mightiest in..." 1088 01:37:04,292 --> 01:37:05,834 Oh, yes, of course. 1089 01:37:05,959 --> 01:37:08,834 Erm, oh, proceed with the lesson until I return. 1090 01:37:51,459 --> 01:37:54,542 No, it's all right, Saunders. I'll take over. You hold the fort. 1091 01:38:09,334 --> 01:38:10,751 What's going on? 1092 01:38:10,876 --> 01:38:13,501 - Where are they? - Don't worry. Follow me. 1093 01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:15,251 Everything's under control. 1094 01:39:31,584 --> 01:39:34,334 - Headmaster, there he goes! - Not now, madam. 1095 01:39:34,459 --> 01:39:37,126 - I'll go and cut off his retreat. - Yes, yes. Follow him. 1096 01:39:37,251 --> 01:39:39,209 - He'll lead us to them. - Where? Where? 1097 01:39:39,334 --> 01:39:41,876 Miss Dimkins, cover Dicks. 1098 01:39:42,001 --> 01:39:44,001 The rest of you, we'll comb that area. 1099 01:39:46,959 --> 01:39:48,334 Dearly beloved. 1100 01:39:48,459 --> 01:39:50,667 We are gathered here today in the sight of God 1101 01:39:50,792 --> 01:39:54,126 to join together this man and woman in holy matrimony. 1102 01:39:55,709 --> 01:39:57,042 Shut up! 1103 01:39:57,167 --> 01:39:59,376 Well, it's not funny. It's serious. 1104 01:40:04,167 --> 01:40:08,084 Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife and live together...? 1105 01:40:08,209 --> 01:40:09,542 Will you? 1106 01:40:10,292 --> 01:40:12,792 - I will. - Yeah, I thought you might. 1107 01:40:22,126 --> 01:40:23,459 Ah! 1108 01:40:23,584 --> 01:40:25,626 When Dicks flushes them out, 1109 01:40:25,751 --> 01:40:28,126 I'll cut off the left flank, you bring up the rear. 1110 01:40:28,251 --> 01:40:29,751 - Yes, Headmaster. - Where? 1111 01:40:32,001 --> 01:40:38,042 Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband and live together... 1112 01:40:38,167 --> 01:40:39,584 Will you? 1113 01:40:40,501 --> 01:40:42,001 I will. 1114 01:40:42,542 --> 01:40:43,876 Good. Right. 1115 01:40:44,751 --> 01:40:47,084 I now pronounce you man and... 1116 01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:49,876 Quick, get out! Dicks is coming! 1117 01:40:58,834 --> 01:41:00,334 Dicks! 1118 01:41:10,584 --> 01:41:14,251 ♪ You who are on the road 1119 01:41:15,834 --> 01:41:21,917 ♪ Must have a code that you can live by 1120 01:41:22,959 --> 01:41:26,959 ♪ And so become yourself 1121 01:41:28,626 --> 01:41:35,084 ♪ Because the past is just a goodbye 1122 01:41:36,626 --> 01:41:40,834 ♪ Teach your children well 1123 01:41:41,876 --> 01:41:48,959 ♪ Their father's hell did slowly go by 1124 01:41:49,084 --> 01:41:54,917 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1125 01:41:55,042 --> 01:41:58,209 ♪ The one they picks 1126 01:41:58,334 --> 01:42:01,417 ♪ The one you'll know by 1127 01:42:01,542 --> 01:42:04,084 Leave 'em alone, you horrible old man! 1128 01:42:04,209 --> 01:42:07,251 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1129 01:42:07,376 --> 01:42:10,334 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1130 01:42:10,459 --> 01:42:18,001 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1131 01:42:18,126 --> 01:42:21,542 ♪ And know they love you 1132 01:42:29,042 --> 01:42:30,292 Danny! 1133 01:42:34,542 --> 01:42:38,126 Daniel! Daniel, your mother wants you! 1134 01:42:38,251 --> 01:42:43,084 ♪ Before they can die 1135 01:42:43,209 --> 01:42:47,626 ♪ Teach your parents well 1136 01:42:48,542 --> 01:42:55,709 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by 1137 01:42:55,834 --> 01:43:00,251 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1138 01:43:00,376 --> 01:43:01,751 Come on! Hurry up! 1139 01:43:01,876 --> 01:43:05,001 ♪ The one they picks 1140 01:43:05,126 --> 01:43:08,959 ♪ The one you'll know by 1141 01:43:10,209 --> 01:43:14,126 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1142 01:43:14,251 --> 01:43:17,001 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1143 01:43:17,126 --> 01:43:24,001 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1144 01:43:25,001 --> 01:43:28,126 ♪ And know they love you 1145 01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:34,834 Hey up! Hey up! 1146 01:43:46,251 --> 01:43:47,584 I've done it. 1147 01:43:52,584 --> 01:43:55,251 I'll get you, Ornshaw. 1148 01:43:55,376 --> 01:43:57,209 In there! Get in! 1149 01:44:10,501 --> 01:44:13,417 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1150 01:44:13,542 --> 01:44:16,126 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1151 01:44:16,251 --> 01:44:23,417 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1152 01:44:23,542 --> 01:44:25,876 ♪ And know they love you 1153 01:44:37,209 --> 01:44:41,834 ♪ And you of tender years 1154 01:44:41,959 --> 01:44:44,834 ♪ Can't know the fears 1155 01:44:44,959 --> 01:44:48,001 ♪ That your elders grew by 1156 01:44:48,126 --> 01:44:54,001 ♪ And so please help them with your youth 1157 01:44:54,126 --> 01:44:57,959 ♪ They seek the truth before they can die 1158 01:44:58,084 --> 01:45:00,876 Oi! Use the trolley! Come on! Hurry up! 1159 01:45:01,001 --> 01:45:05,417 ♪ And teach your parents well 1160 01:45:06,542 --> 01:45:10,792 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by 1161 01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:13,876 And don't forget to change at Clapham Junction. 1162 01:45:14,001 --> 01:45:18,792 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1163 01:45:18,917 --> 01:45:23,584 ♪ The one they picks The one you'll know by 1164 01:45:23,709 --> 01:45:27,209 Now, now, Ornshaw. Control yourself. 1165 01:45:27,334 --> 01:45:29,792 Come on, Mr Dicks. Take it like a man. 1166 01:45:30,459 --> 01:45:32,126 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1167 01:45:32,251 --> 01:45:33,667 Come back here, you fat git! 1168 01:45:33,792 --> 01:45:40,376 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1169 01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:43,626 ♪ And know they love you 1170 01:45:45,001 --> 01:45:49,792 ♪ Teach your parents well 1171 01:45:49,917 --> 01:45:52,917 ♪ Their children's hell 1172 01:45:53,042 --> 01:45:56,667 ♪ Will slowly go by 1173 01:45:56,792 --> 01:46:02,167 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1174 01:46:02,292 --> 01:46:05,167 ♪ The one they picks 1175 01:46:05,292 --> 01:46:08,917 ♪ The one you'll know by 1176 01:46:10,459 --> 01:46:13,709 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1177 01:46:13,834 --> 01:46:16,584 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1178 01:46:16,709 --> 01:46:23,876 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1179 01:46:24,001 --> 01:46:27,001 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 83375