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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,061 Back up! Back up! 2 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,061 Back up! Back up! 3 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:21,642 Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth. and the bases are loaded. 4 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:24,117 And guess who the orphans have at bat! 5 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,086 That's right. It's the home-run queen herself. 6 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,420 The Belter from the Shelter. Miss-- 7 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:31,459 Amanda Lemmon! 8 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,820 - What? -I'm going to kill you! 9 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,432 Didn't I tell you not to play in that dress? 10 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:39,793 Come on. Diane! I ain't going to hurt it. 11 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:43,439 It's time for your interview. Drop the bat. Let's go! 12 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,611 Just let me smash this ball downtown. okay? 13 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:49,172 All right. you got 1O seconds. 14 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:53,545 Otherwise. the game is going to be called on account of bloodshed! 15 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,981 Come on. Frankie. I got to go to Staten Island. 16 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,290 Staten Island? What about camp? 17 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,753 You'll miss the bus! 18 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,960 I won't. It's just a look-see. 19 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,857 They're trying to place you with the Butkises?! 20 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,322 So what if they are? 21 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,832 You ever met those people? That family collects kids. 22 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,333 They'll take anybody. 23 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,267 Even rejects like you. 24 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:18,499 Shut up. Frankie! At least I got an interview. 25 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,210 And Amanda Butkis steps to the plate. 26 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,097 - Come on. Hop in. -it was a grand slam! 27 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:21,931 See if they want a little boy! 28 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,731 Me and her. Two for one. 29 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,102 What am I. on sale? 30 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,868 Get your own! 31 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,113 Staten Island. please. 32 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,575 You're out. We win! 33 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,119 Amanda didn't touch home plate! 34 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:41,882 You're a dead man. Frankie! 35 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:58,506 Okay. so... 36 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,109 ...it's not Park Avenue. 37 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,507 You can't judge a book by the cover. 38 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,114 You don't want to be an orphan forever. 39 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,718 - So adopt me. why don't you? -They won't let me. on my salary. 40 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:12,082 Besides that. you deserve a mother and a father. 41 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,882 So get a husband! 42 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:16,286 It's not like buying a car, you know! 43 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,622 I know. It's got to be that "Can't eat. can't sleep... 44 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:24,234 ...reach for the stars. World Series" kind of stuff. right? 45 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,097 A girl has her standards. 46 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:30,301 Well. I got mine. And I say. let's blow off these people! 47 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,500 Gum. 48 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:35,976 Hat. 49 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,348 Other gum. 50 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,617 Look. I know these people have a stupid name... 51 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,087 ...but they really like kids. 52 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,123 Okay? So put on a smile. 53 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,923 Sell it, girl! 54 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,794 Why do I always got to wear a dress? 55 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:00,430 Because it makes you look so pretty. 56 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:12,339 Oh. isn't she the most precious thing? 57 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,942 What a pretty little dress! 58 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,384 She's a honey! Look. she's got your mother's smile. 59 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,651 And your father's sense of humor. 60 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,431 That's very funny! 61 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,758 Come on in! 62 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,457 Come in. sweetie! 63 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:36,067 Why. you'll love it in here! It's going to be fabulous. 64 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,763 Callaway. huh? 65 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:09,998 Must be a real big shot. 66 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,607 You'd be surprised how big. 67 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,714 All this for her? 68 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,294 Welcome home. princess. 69 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,597 He forgot again, didn't he? 70 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:40,532 I'm afraid your father's been unavoidably detained. 71 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,068 If it's any consolation... 72 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:45,470 ...I know an old butler who's mighty glad to see you. 73 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,373 I'm sorry. Vincenzo. 74 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,707 How terribly rude of me! 75 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,008 I'm very glad to see you too. 76 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:54,814 Thank you. honey. 77 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,021 I see you've been practicing. Congratulations! 78 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,554 What's his excuse? 79 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,952 Your father? Well... 80 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:05,490 ...he's preparing for your arrival up at the summer house. 81 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,596 - Which one? -Lake Minocqua. 82 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:11,326 But that's been closed for years. He never goes there. 83 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,394 He does now. 84 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,437 Vincenzo. you big fat fibber! What's going on? 85 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,468 My lips are sealed. 86 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,904 You mean it's a surprise? 87 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,573 You could put it that way. 88 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,681 It's a welcome home party for me! 89 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,319 I knew Daddy was up to something. 90 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,647 Alyssa. I didn't say-- 91 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:32,856 I won't tell. 92 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:36,390 I've never had a surprise party in my whole life! 93 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,892 Well. this'll certainly be a surprise. 94 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,561 Come on. move it! 95 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,308 - I got 43. -Me too. Guess who's missing? 96 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,443 Carmen. where's Amanda? 97 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,169 She's not coming. 98 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,278 Hey, slugger. What's up? 99 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,211 I'm not going to stupid camp. 100 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,190 I don't blame you. Look at this place. It's a pigsty! 101 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,727 It'll take you a week to make your bed. 102 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,990 Don't joke. I'm serious. 103 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,598 I'm not joking. 104 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,234 That's why I sent the bus ahead without us. 105 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:21,496 Liar. 106 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:24,573 - How much you want to bet? -Fifty bucks. 107 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,869 - Okay. so I didn't send the bus. -Cough it up. 108 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,443 But I will. 109 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,879 Then we can sit here until you tell me what's really wrong. 110 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:37,986 I'm not going to stupid Butkis' either. 111 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,788 I was waiting for that one. 112 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:46,924 If they're the best I can do. Frankie's right. lam a reject. 113 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:51,398 You're not a reject. 114 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,500 It's just that most people want to adopt... 115 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,068 Babies. 116 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,635 I know. 117 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:01,406 This orphan stuff is like growing up in a dog pound. 118 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,274 Everybody wants a puppy. 119 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,382 Just once. I'd like to sleep in my own room. 120 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,315 Hey. come here a minute. Listen to me. 121 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,284 You listening to me? 122 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:18,424 I'm going to find you the best home in the entire world. 123 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,288 That's a promise. 124 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,493 You don't make promises. remember? 125 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:29,969 I didn't say I don't make promises. I don't make promises I can't keep. 126 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,766 There's a big difference. 127 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,579 Now can we please go to camp? 128 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,811 Please? 129 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,582 But you still owe me $50. 130 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,413 Oh. Vincenzo. it's gorgeous! 131 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,445 I think this house is going to be my favorite. 132 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,349 I remember many happy years here. 133 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,418 - There she is. -Daddy! 134 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:57,651 Come over here. my little-- 135 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,490 Wait a minute! 136 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:04,065 You're not Alyssa. She's little. You're a foot taller than her. 137 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,394 It's me. Honest! 138 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,831 It is? 139 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,838 I've missed you. I'm sorry I wasn't at the airport. 140 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,911 That's okay. I knew it had to be something really important. 141 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,343 Like a party. maybe? 142 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:20,749 She knows? 143 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,512 I didn't say a thing! 144 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,822 Vincenzo didn't tell me. I figured it out on my own. 145 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,418 I should have let you surprise me. but I'm too excited. 146 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,094 You are? 147 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,226 It's still on. isn't it? 148 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,000 Of course it's still on. sweetheart. 149 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,668 But are we talking about the same party? 150 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,397 Roger. she's darling! 151 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,100 I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Clarice Kensington. 152 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,944 Hello. Miss Kensington. How do you do? 153 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,678 What a perfect little girl! 154 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,851 Roger. I'm absolutely smitten! 155 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,383 You and I are going to be great friends. 156 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,083 Are you here for my party? 157 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,654 Your party? 158 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:11,227 Roger. don't tell me you haven't told her? 159 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,764 Told me what? 160 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,970 Sweetheart. the party is not for-- 161 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,270 Another couple of hours. 162 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,845 Let's get you settled in. princess. 163 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,811 Yes. why don't you do that? 164 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:29,748 I'm sure you two have lots to talk about. 165 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,090 He didn't tell her. I can't believe he didn't tell her. 166 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,589 Maybe he wanted to tell her in person. 167 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,893 I'm sorry. Did I say something to you? 168 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:05,044 Remember to bring your own bag. Everybody off! 169 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,131 Yo. Carmen. you blind? 170 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,462 What? 171 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,506 Girl. when you going to get a life? 172 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:36,486 Miss Kensington seems nice. Does she work with you? 173 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,980 Not exactly. 174 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,687 I got something to show you. 175 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,556 Right up here. 176 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,533 You see there? Across the lake? 177 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:54,130 That's Camp Callaway. That was your mom's favorite project. 178 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,734 So is she from the camp? 179 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,064 Who? 180 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,034 Miss Kensington. 181 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,779 Sweetheart... 182 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,479 ...I want to have a talk with you. 183 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,051 You know. Alyssa... 184 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,445 ...a let's happened while you were gone. 185 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:19,161 I haven't been able to come up to this house since Mom passed away. 186 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,831 But there comes a time when a person has to move on. 187 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,532 You're getting older. 188 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,939 There's just so much a father can do without help. 189 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,106 - We have Vincenzo. He helps us. -Yes. he does. 190 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,742 He's been a good friend to this family for a long time. 191 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,683 But what I think our family needs is a-- 192 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,020 Excuse me. Telephone. Board meeting. 193 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,621 - Let me call them back, okay? -it's urgent. 194 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,050 I'm with my-- 195 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,027 Forgive me? 196 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,593 Don't I always? 197 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,269 So good to have you home. 198 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,502 On two? 199 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,269 Hey. young lady! 200 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,480 Summer vacation. Official. Go play! 201 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,382 Will you come with me? 202 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,576 I wish I could. but I got a lot of work to do. Sorry. 203 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,503 Check it out! Buckingham Palace. 204 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:38,470 That's in London. brainless. It's the Callaway house. 205 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,937 Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted. 206 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:45,240 - It's not either! -Ask anyone. Every full moon... 207 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,782 ...old lady Callaway's ghost crosses the lake and eats a camper. 208 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:53,181 Yeah. right. And Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens. 209 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,188 - You ever been there? -No. 210 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:59,158 If it's not haunted. why don't you go ring the doorbell? 211 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,025 - You think I'm scared? -Five bucks says you're chicken. 212 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,766 Cough it up. choirboy! 213 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,003 Show me your money. 214 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,062 This I got to see! 215 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,185 They say the first Mrs. Callaway was a lovely woman... 216 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,832 ...but look at this room! 217 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,666 No wonder she's dead! She had absolutely no taste. 218 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,529 I can't wait to sell this house. 219 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,900 I want one bar set up in here and two out in the patio. 220 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,817 Well. hello. munchkin! 221 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,063 Daddy! 222 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,499 Honey. what's the matter? 223 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,268 - You all right? -No! 224 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:15,535 What? 225 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,001 What happened? 226 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,443 She hates this house! 227 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:24,441 Let's not be dramatic, darling. She was hiding in the den. 228 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,876 I simply said that we might fix it up someday. 229 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,250 That is. if you'll let me. 230 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,247 Who is she? 231 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,524 There's no easy way to say this. 232 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,101 Sweetheart... 233 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,974 ...Clarice and I will be married next month. 234 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,407 You'll finally have a real family. She's going to be your new mother. 235 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,776 Isn't that wonderful? 236 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,054 She does this sometimes. 237 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,959 - Honey. -And she gets away with it. 238 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:21,336 I'm sorry. Roger. but little tantrums mustn't be rewarded. 239 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,597 Come on. sweetheart. 240 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,104 You're making it worse. 241 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,910 I know what I'm talking about. 242 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,807 All right. people! 243 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,347 Back to work. Shoo! 244 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,814 Let's focus on the engagement party. 245 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,080 Sure hope you're right. 246 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,521 Trust me. I'm a woman. 247 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:50,999 Look at the time! I've got to get my face on. 248 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,200 How's about some milk and cookies? 249 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,273 I've lost my mother. Now I've lost my father. 250 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,912 I have no family! 251 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,514 I'm an orphan. and I'm running away! 252 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,311 And don't you dare tell Daddy! 253 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,818 - We got to hide! -What if we get caught? 254 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,513 - Don't let her see us! -Wh0? 255 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,623 Old lady Callaway! 256 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,685 There's no ghost. 257 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,659 Look at her! 258 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,924 She's nuts! 259 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,231 I won't go back. 260 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,872 I won't! 261 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,975 She's not the boss of me. 262 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,273 Have you seen Alyssa? 263 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,711 I'm under strict orders not to tell you that she ran away. 264 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,247 Why didn't you stop her? 265 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:47,186 I thought I'd give her a head start so she could reclaim a little dignity. 266 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,157 You'll make sure she comes home okay? 267 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,090 Don't worry. Right away. boss. 268 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,930 Thanks. Vin. 269 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,459 It doesn't look haunted. 270 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,998 That's what they want you to think. 271 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,537 This isn't funny. Let's get out of here! 272 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,402 Don't worry! She'll chicken out. 273 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:28,723 Well... 274 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,901 ...if it isn't the little orphan girl. 275 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:33,592 Someone's home! 276 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,098 We were just coming after you. 277 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,569 I didn't mean nothing! It was just a joke. 278 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,574 I was just kidding around! 279 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,213 She didn't even scream. 280 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,881 Let's get you ready for the big dinner. 281 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:49,916 Big dinner? 282 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,918 Listen. Lurch. you don't want me. I'm too skinny! 283 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,415 There are other kids. 284 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,423 Big. fat ones. right outside. Eat them! 285 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,723 What in the world are you talking about? 286 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,398 The full moon. That's tonight. right? 287 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,810 Old lady Callaway's ghost! 288 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,910 It's her! 289 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,484 I guess you think I'm stupid. 290 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,686 No. you're just a little upset. that's all. 291 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:36,161 Looks like I just won five bucks. 292 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,426 So when's this party? Am I invited? 293 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,394 Your dress is upstairs. 294 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:42,901 Cocktails are at five. 295 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,234 Now if you'll excuse me. please. 296 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,139 A dress? 297 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,470 Me? 298 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,806 You got to be kidding! 299 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,318 Nobody's even looking for me. 300 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,056 There you are! 301 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,887 I have been looking everywhere for you! 302 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:07,324 You have? 303 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,294 Of course I have. 304 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,559 Let me ask you a question. 305 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,695 You did not come all the way up here... 306 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,901 ...to sit around like a bump on a log. did you? 307 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:19,837 No. 308 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,737 I guess not. 309 00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,647 Come on. slugger. they're playing football. 310 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:28,283 You're missing out on all the fun. 311 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:45,293 I thought, "Where is she? What's happened to her?" 312 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:54,066 - I hear Amanda's quite the jock. -The kid's a natural. Great speed. 313 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:58,009 Student body. left. Everybody block for Amanda. On four. Ready? 314 00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,440 Break! 315 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,279 Who's Amanda? 316 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:02,679 Funny. 317 00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:59,332 She's probably eating her liver right now. 318 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:04,206 You think one camper's enough? I mean. what if she's still hungry? 319 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,842 Look! 320 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,644 Hey. I got it! 321 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,288 Ru"! 322 00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,585 You're going the wrong way! 323 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,035 Great speed. 324 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,364 Bad sense of direction. 325 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,050 Do you see what I see? 326 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,383 I don't know what you see. but what I see is me. 327 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,425 I see me. too. 328 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,922 Does that mean there's two of you? 329 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,927 Or two of me? 330 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,779 There really is two of us! 331 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,013 Don't you find this odd? 332 00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:53,480 No. this is weird. This is really. really weird. 333 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:55,989 Wait a sec! 334 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:58,256 You live at the Callaway house! 335 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,726 You're that girl from camp! 336 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,462 They thought I was you! 337 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,363 Alyssa Callaway. It's a pleasure to meet you. 338 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,299 Amanda. Put her there! 339 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,199 No wonder that penguin guy asked me in! 340 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,466 That's Vincenzo. He's our butler. 341 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,441 Who's the woman with the long hair? 342 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,270 I liked her. 343 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,940 That's Diane. We're buds. She's pretty cool for a grownup. 344 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:25,979 What were you doing over there? 345 00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:29,989 I wanted to see what it was like to be an orphan. 346 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,449 What? 347 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:34,127 - Why? Because it looked like fun. 348 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:38,724 Fun? Being an orphan? What's the matter with you? 349 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,965 So why were you at my house? 350 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:44,403 I was just... 351 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:46,836 I was just ringing the doorbell. 352 00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:48,402 What for? 353 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,143 Because kids think that place is haunted. 354 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,014 That's stupid. 355 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,548 Well. then who's that scary blond lady? 356 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,318 She's absolutely horrid! 357 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:03,015 - If I were you. I'd get rid of her. -Any suggestions? 358 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,023 You're talking to a pro here! 359 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,754 I've driven away more possible parents than you'll ever meet. 360 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,531 Don't you want a family? 361 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,267 A girl's got to have her standards. 362 00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:17,666 So tell me. this party. you really don't want to go? 363 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,800 I'd rather eat dirt. 364 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:20,976 Okay. listen. 365 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,908 You be me. I'll be you. One night only. 366 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,878 Tomorrow at noon. we switch back. What do you say? 367 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:31,119 That's wonderful! That way. you can scare off Clarice for me. 368 00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:35,018 Don't be such a goody-goody. I got a reputation to protect. 369 00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:37,792 I scored a touchdown. didn't I? 370 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,060 Okay. just don't talk so good. 371 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,629 Use lousy English like: 372 00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:46,496 Ain't ya never gonna wanna doncha hafta go to the bathroom? 373 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,692 That sort of thing. 374 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,702 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 375 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,340 I say. you do catch on rather quickly. 376 00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:58,773 Stables. noon. 377 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:31,369 Miss Kensington says fashionably late was an hour ago. 378 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,139 What's the problem? 379 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:34,817 I'm a hairdresser... 380 00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,043 ...not a Zookeeper. 381 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,597 What in the name of God is going on here? 382 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:53,064 Hi. Vinnie. I mean, Vincenzo. 383 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,430 I got... 384 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,900 ...distracted . 385 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,370 You don't have to apologize. 386 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,036 Really? 387 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,744 Cool! 388 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,875 I mean. it's just that I'm so terribly relieved that you... 389 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,981 ...aren't pissed. 390 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:12,453 "Pissed." miss? 391 00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:21,029 Why don't you get dressed. please? And let Carlo do your hair. 392 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,093 I liked it better when she fainted. 393 00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:00,326 This is really good! 394 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:04,134 Of course it is, silly. It's your favorite. 395 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,535 It is? 396 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,975 Yes. of course. 397 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,882 The big. gooey. messy burger. 398 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,174 Also known as a sloppy joe. 399 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,511 Sloppy joe. Right. 400 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,419 Your favorite? 401 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,486 And with dern good reason! 402 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,120 Did you just say "dern"? 403 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,506 Good evening. 404 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,612 How swell of you to come! 405 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:47,783 So nice to see you. 406 00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,417 Like my dress? 407 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,479 Escargot. Miss Callaway? 408 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,084 Why. thank you. waiter person. 409 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:56,789 I'm starving. 410 00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:59,928 I mean. I'd adore one! 411 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:06,159 This tastes like a balloon. 412 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,870 It's snails. miss. 413 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:10,604 Good. 414 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,873 Nice. 415 00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:14,775 Chewy. 416 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:23,879 All this money and these people eat slugs! 417 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:31,192 Look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence! 418 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:34,794 Clarice. right? You looked better with the mask. 419 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,897 I beg your pardon? 420 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:43,234 Clarice has been regaling us with your accomplishments at the academy. 421 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,567 - Might we entice you to play something? -Of course. 422 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:51,976 I'd be delighted! Whatever did you have in mind? 423 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,045 Checkers? 424 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,011 Dodge ball? 425 00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:01,083 No. dear girl. 426 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:04,791 Muffy was referring to the piano. 427 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,428 Ladies and gentlemen. may I have your attention, please? 428 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:14,592 Before we sit down to dinner. my future stepdaughter... 429 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,398 ...whom I absolutely adore... 430 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:20,201 ...has consented to play one of the pieces... 431 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,971 ...that won her first prize at the Windsor Academy youth recital. 432 00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,788 Hold it! Time-out. I can't play the piano. 433 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:34,857 I just told them you would. 434 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,454 Then do me a grand favor and untell them! 435 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:44,155 If you embarrass me in front of all these people... 436 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,859 ...I'll make sure that you never play anything... 437 00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:50,936 ...ever again. Have I made myself clear? 438 00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:53,974 Clear as glass. 439 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:57,708 In fact. I can see right through you. 440 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,253 Ladies and gentlemen. 441 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,623 Normally. I'd be tickled to play a selection... 442 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,025 ...from... 443 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:17,529 ...Chopin. 444 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,362 But in honor of my new stepmother... 445 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,903 ...whom I absolutely adore... 446 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:28,504 ...I decided to play a little something of my own. 447 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:57,105 Do you think my daughter's asking for attention? 448 00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,536 I'd say she's demanding it. 449 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:06,609 Finn! 450 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,281 Huckleberry Finn! 451 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,713 You got it! 452 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:20,122 The guys are ahead of us by eight seconds. 453 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,591 - Amanda. it's your turn. Go. girl! -Me? 454 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,632 You're the best. Show them what you got. 455 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,647 Look at her. She's nervous! 456 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:44,819 Yeah. so? 457 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:47,489 The old Amanda wasn't scared of nothing. 458 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:54,285 What am I supposed to do? 459 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,431 Ready. 460 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,097 Set. 461 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,436 Go! 462 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:04,901 Song! 463 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,820 What happened? 464 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:21,119 "London Bridge is Falling Down"! 465 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:22,780 That's it! 466 00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:45,076 You may enter. 467 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,941 Mind if we talk? 468 00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:50,112 Whatever about? 469 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,452 Clarice. 470 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:55,854 None of that. 471 00:36:56,180 --> 00:37:00,890 She was upset with your performance. Shouldn't you give her a chance? 472 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:05,133 I did. and she's a big phoney-baloney. if you ask me. 473 00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:09,396 I've never heard you this outspoken. It'd be nice to have a mother. 474 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:14,841 Yeah. and it'd be nice to have a father too. I mean-- 475 00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:18,878 No. no. Sweetheart. I think the person you're really angry at... 476 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:19,912 ...is me. 477 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,474 You? 478 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,345 What'd you do? 479 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:28,680 I haven't been much of a father lately. I haven't seen you. 480 00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:32,326 But all that's going to change. Clarice is going back to the city. 481 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:35,664 Gee. I hope it was nothing I did. 482 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:40,599 No. she's got a wedding to plan. but we'll get to spend some time together. 483 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,567 Get to know each other again. Is that okay? 484 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,837 Let's tuck you in. you little snuggler. 485 00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:52,804 See you tomorrow. 486 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:56,917 Good night, honey. 487 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,982 I like having a father. 488 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:05,259 I like having a daughter. Good night, sweetie. 489 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,860 Lights out! 490 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,633 Lights out. cabin three! 491 00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,453 - Come on. come on. -This I got to see! 492 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,094 We're going to get caught. I just know it! 493 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:44,425 Come on. Frankie. It's a full moon! 494 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:48,601 Shut up. stupid! Zombies hear better than dogs. 495 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:03,080 It's a frog! 496 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:09,188 Amanda? Scared of a frog? She's changed. all right! 497 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,825 Now do you believe me? 498 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:15,395 Yeah. she's one of them pod people. Let's get out of here! 499 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:19,729 A frog? 500 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,636 You know what? 501 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,003 You should have kissed it. 502 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,005 He might've turned out to be Prince Charming. 503 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:28,443 Gross! 504 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,270 Not for you. For me! 505 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,105 You'd kiss a frog? 506 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,247 No. 507 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,643 Toads are my specialty. 508 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,821 Big. old. ugly suckers with tongues like this. 509 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,249 - It is not. -it is too! 510 00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:44,017 - How else am I going to catch a guy? -I don't know. 511 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,762 There's that smile! 512 00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:52,765 And that time. I think it went all the way up to your eyes. 513 00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:55,266 You remind me of someone. 514 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,336 I do? Who? 515 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,371 Someone I've never met. 516 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,540 How. if you've never met her? 517 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:05,641 Sometimes when I dream. I think I see her. 518 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:11,479 You know. you've been acting just a little bit weirder today. 519 00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,315 I think maybe it's all this fresh air. 520 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,218 Don't make fun. 521 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:18,554 Sorry. 522 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,489 Usually you're such a tough guy. 523 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:23,392 Don't tell anyone. okay? 524 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:25,064 Scout's honor. 525 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:29,398 I mean. after all. I wouldn't want to spoil my reputation none. 526 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:30,866 None. 527 00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:32,039 I've got an idea. 528 00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:34,903 Let's go spy on the boys. 529 00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:53,584 Safe trip. honey. 530 00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,966 Oh. my God! 531 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,464 How was the party? 532 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:44,568 Well. the good news is Clarice is gone. 533 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:46,067 You did it! 534 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:49,142 The bad news is she'll be back in a week. 535 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,004 Oh. you didn't. 536 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:55,075 What's a cool guy like your dad doing with a witch like her? 537 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:57,775 It's too bad he didn't meet Diane first. 538 00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,682 Now. she's awesome. 539 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:02,858 Yeah. they'd be perfect for each other. 540 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:09,691 You're not thinking what I hope you're not thinking. 541 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,493 Want to bet? 542 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,325 But he's getting married! 543 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,937 They got to meet once. Then they'll fall in love for sure. 544 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,401 How do you know? 545 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,907 Because Diane says. when it happens. it happens like that. 546 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,401 Okay. so look. 547 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,548 You go back to Diane and I'll go back to your dad. 548 00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,217 Wait! Why not the other way around? 549 00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,250 You know what he likes. and I know what she likes. 550 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,423 They need all the help they can get. 551 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,558 But how will we get them together? 552 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,297 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 553 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:54,305 You're too tense. Relax. 554 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:58,207 I got 1.000 pounds of animal under my butt. and she says. "Relax." 555 00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:00,712 Move with the horse and you'll be fine. 556 00:44:00,904 --> 00:44:03,612 When did you become an expert all of a sudden? 557 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:06,183 Ain't you never seen a Western? 558 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,221 Honey. the last Western I saw was an omelet. 559 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:19,432 What happened to those equestrian classes you took? 560 00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:22,297 Are you asking me a question? 561 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,369 Come on. I'll race you to the lake. 562 00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:28,804 No. no. Slow is good. 563 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,309 I like to enjoy the scenery. 564 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:37,241 I got spurs that jingle jingle jangle 565 00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:41,384 As I ride merrily along 566 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:44,249 We're doing a good job. aren't we? 567 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,860 I'm finally getting the hang of this. 568 00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,664 I'm getting the hang of this! 569 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:57,301 Oh. come on. Amanda. My voice isn't that bad! 570 00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:04,212 I been in the desert On a horse with no name 571 00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,881 It's good to get out of the rain 572 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,849 Not only is she an excellent rider. she's a gourmet cook... 573 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,520 ...she paints... 574 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,653 ...she speaks four languages... 575 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,519 You know. honey. you could learn a lot from Clarice. 576 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,353 Alyssa. there's a... 577 00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:24,958 Honey! 578 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,212 Come here! Come here! 579 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,684 Where is that girl? 580 00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:52,721 Did you bring it? 581 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,737 Whoa. bud! 582 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:12,847 Someone turn this thing off! 583 00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:27,261 Stop this right now! I'm telling you! Stop! 584 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,064 Step on it! 585 00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:45,711 Oh. dear! Oh, my! 586 00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,420 Help me! 587 00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,287 Somebody help me! 588 00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:03,628 Hang on! 589 00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:11,929 Call 911! 590 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:13,338 Slow down. 591 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:15,339 Don't talk to me! Talk to the horse! 592 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:17,205 I was talking to the horse! 593 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:18,778 Okay. it's okay. 594 00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:22,944 I'm on a killer! They gave me the killer horse! 595 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:23,982 Relax. 596 00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,256 You okay? 597 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,432 I about dropped my transmission back there. 598 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:43,196 If it's any consolation. I used to look like a real jerk on a horse. 599 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,604 How many fingers. cowboy? 600 00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:53,947 Six. 601 00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:56,308 Close enough. Can you stand? 602 00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,151 Which is more bruised. my butt or my ego? 603 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,120 Have someone take a look at that. 604 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,884 - My butt? -No. 605 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,219 That cut. Right there. 606 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,190 Oh. great. 607 00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,463 We have first aid at the camp. 608 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,967 Oh. thanks. I just live over here. 609 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,201 Are you Roger Callaway? 610 00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,610 - I think so. -The Roger Callaway? 611 00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:23,709 From the Callaway Foundation? 612 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,209 Yeah. that's me. 613 00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:29,906 I'm Diane Barrows. I always wanted to meet you. My kids love your camp. 614 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,177 You have kids? 615 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:34,948 They're not mine. I work for the East Side Children's Center. 616 00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:36,715 Of course. 617 00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:40,659 It was nice to meet you. Mr. Callaway. 618 00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:41,829 Roger. please. 619 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,826 And thank you for saving my life. 620 00:48:48,358 --> 00:48:51,396 And you really should put some iodine on your butt. 621 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:52,766 Cut. 622 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,572 Miss Barrows... 623 00:48:55,499 --> 00:48:56,375 Diane. 624 00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:01,042 I was wondering if I could offer you iced tea. 625 00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:04,412 I'd love to hear more about the camp and how it's going. 626 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:06,119 Only if we walk. 627 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:08,381 You took the words out of my mouth. 628 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:10,147 Come on. 629 00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:12,527 Now hold still. 630 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,393 You certainly are an angel of mercy. 631 00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:22,502 - I see worse cuts than this every day. -Thanks. 632 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:25,264 My gang always invents new ways to get hurt. 633 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:28,602 - You must really love children. -What's not to love? 634 00:49:32,602 --> 00:49:35,208 - No. really. -You big baby! Come here. 635 00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:38,208 Is that better? 636 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,760 I can't hear anything! 637 00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:57,335 We've got to get closer! 638 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:01,533 You know. you're not at all what I expected. 639 00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:02,642 Really? 640 00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:04,477 What were you expecting? 641 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:06,645 Blue blood. for one thing. 642 00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:12,009 I thought you'd be some rich. big. old. fat geezer who smokes cigars. 643 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:13,187 Really? 644 00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:16,586 I made my money the old-fashioned way. Pure dumb luck. 645 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:17,656 I doubt that. 646 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,156 I swear to God. 647 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:22,956 Twelve years ago. a cell phone was something out of Sta! Trek. 648 00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,430 But I thought it was pretty cool. so I bought airspace. 649 00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:28,260 Get out! 650 00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:31,636 That's. like. money out of thin air! 651 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,365 You'll notice I don't carry one. I hate them. 652 00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:35,702 Excuse me. 653 00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:37,776 Miss Kensington. boss. 654 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:39,537 She insists. 655 00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:43,111 Excuse me. It's my-- Miss Kensington. 656 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:46,883 How you doing? 657 00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:49,856 How am I doing? 658 00:50:52,015 --> 00:50:53,688 Please. honey. look. 659 00:50:55,619 --> 00:51:00,466 Do you have any idea what your daughter has done? 660 00:51:00,957 --> 00:51:03,528 - Na, what? - Sh e s pi t -- 661 00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:05,366 Gum? In your hair? 662 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:08,206 Are you sure? 663 00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:12,505 Am I sure? Oh. my God! You should see it! 664 00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:14,841 I'm certain it wasn't intentional. 665 00:51:15,038 --> 00:51:17,814 Look. of course. You've had a rough day. 666 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,514 Rough is a broken nail. darling. 667 00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:23,247 What I've had is a train wreck! 668 00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:26,059 Just try to calm down. I'll speak to her. 669 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,819 I'm just going to go now. 670 00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:30,495 Just one second. One second, please. 671 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,396 What? ls there a woman there with you? 672 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:39,096 Yes. there's sort of a woman here. She's from the camp. 673 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:44,177 How delightful! I'm in the middle of a crisis... 674 00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:47,246 ...and you're having a bachelor party! 675 00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,448 I'm in a meeting. That's all. 676 00:51:49,639 --> 00:51:51,516 It's just a meeting. 677 00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:57,283 No. we're not going to have dinner. There's nothing going to go on-- 678 00:51:57,714 --> 00:52:01,252 Please. I'll see you at the end of the week. 679 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,826 Me too. Bye-bye. 680 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:05,363 I'm so sorry. 681 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,103 Sorry about that! 682 00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:22,410 But she squeezed me so hard. it just sort of popped out. 683 00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:25,619 I don't think she likes me much. 684 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:29,086 She's been looking forward to meeting you for months. 685 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,225 Do you know how much she loves kids? 686 00:52:32,182 --> 00:52:34,128 No. Do you? 687 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:39,032 Well. you are the first kid I've ever seen her with. 688 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:40,599 But I'm sure it's a bunch. 689 00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:42,434 And you love her. right? 690 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:49,804 Like that "Can't eat, can't sleep. reach for the stars... 691 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,844 ...over the fence. World Series" kind of stuff? 692 00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:56,183 Is that what the dictionary says? 693 00:52:56,373 --> 00:52:59,411 You're marrying her because Alyssa needs. I mean... 694 00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:00,849 ...I need a mother? 695 00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:05,825 I think that's enough questions for today. 696 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:06,858 Wait. 697 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,028 I only got one left. 698 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,458 Let's have it. 699 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,903 Who was that pretty woman out on the patio? 700 00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:18,336 The Roger Callaway? 701 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,433 On a white horse. no less. 702 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:22,832 SQ? 703 00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:27,211 He comes riding up. saves my life. 704 00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:29,884 He's probably worth billions. Totally cute. 705 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,481 Oh. my God! He is so cute. 706 00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:33,711 To top it all off... 707 00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:36,550 ...he's. honest to God. a nice guy. 708 00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:39,090 I'm stupid enough to think he's available. 709 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:41,159 - Isn't he? -No. 710 00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:43,024 Is too. 711 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,360 How would you know? 712 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,125 Was he wearing a ring? 713 00:53:50,026 --> 00:53:53,633 Even if he was available. he wouldn't be interested in me. 714 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,309 Don't put yourself down. 715 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:57,808 Guys like him like girls with food names. 716 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,544 Cookie. Muffin... 717 00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:03,873 ...Candy. 718 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,678 They don't marry girls like me. 719 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,183 He did once. 720 00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:09,214 Is this published somewhere? 721 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:12,484 Her name was Cathy. She wasn't a food. but a teacher. 722 00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:16,288 He's even more perfect than I thought. 723 00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:18,864 I'm cheating. Give me one of those. 724 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:21,667 Give me that stick. 725 00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,001 Vineenzo. do you believe in magic? 726 00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:28,141 Like card tricks? 727 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,709 No. sparks between two people. 728 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,880 It happens when you least expect it. 729 00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:34,412 Why do you ask? 730 00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:38,715 No reason. 731 00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:41,752 It's been so long since Cathy and... 732 00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:45,724 I didn't think it'd happen again. 733 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,689 That Miss Kensington is really something. 734 00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:53,559 Well. actually... 735 00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,301 ...that's not who I meant. 736 00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:59,063 I know. 737 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:07,112 You're my best man. You're supposed to come up with words of wisdom now. 738 00:55:09,839 --> 00:55:11,841 Why don't you go for a drive? 739 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,749 See where you end up. 740 00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:27,025 Now. where's he going? 741 00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:37,003 It's the home office. 742 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,340 The Butkises want Amanda. The paperwork just went through. 743 00:55:42,972 --> 00:55:44,952 Who the hell is this? 744 00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:49,389 Diane Barrows. Since when does your department okay an adoption... 745 00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:52,082 ...without the caseworkers report? 746 00:55:53,116 --> 00:55:54,789 I know these people are nice. 747 00:55:56,786 --> 00:55:59,062 Have you ever met those people? 748 00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:02,361 These people collect kids. They'll take anybody. 749 00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,523 Where is Diane Barrows? 750 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,623 I think she's in the office. 751 00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:28,119 Let me just run this by you one more time. 752 00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:31,162 Just hear me out one more time. 753 00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:36,933 I know I don't make that much money. And I know I'm a little bit single. 754 00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:38,572 But I want to adopt Amanda. 755 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:43,072 Are you laughing at me? He's laughing at me! 756 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,843 You stupid jerk! 757 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,221 What? 758 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,326 Oh. it's you. 759 00:57:02,152 --> 00:57:03,358 Is this a bad time? 760 00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:05,332 A bad time? 761 00:57:05,622 --> 00:57:06,760 For a meeting? 762 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,829 No. I'm having a problem with one of my kids. 763 00:57:11,027 --> 00:57:12,199 Anything I can do? 764 00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:16,502 You've already saved my life. What can I do for you? 765 00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,077 I want to apologize for yesterday. 766 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,217 It was very rude. I shouldn't have taken that call. 767 00:57:23,406 --> 00:57:24,817 I'd like to make it up. 768 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:26,919 Okay. then give me your car. 769 00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:34,527 Perhaps we could discuss it at a pizza joint I saw in town. 770 00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:36,888 I'm sorry. I can't. 771 00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:41,902 I understand. Maybe some other time. then. 772 00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:44,594 No. it's not like that. 773 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:49,470 I'm on duty today in the mess hall. It's my kids' turn to serve. 774 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,804 Oh. I see. 775 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,879 If your heart's set on Italian. you could join us. 776 00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:55,410 We're having... 777 00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:57,209 macaroni and cheese. 778 00:57:57,407 --> 00:57:58,545 And peach cobbler? 779 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,785 Oh. yeah. All you can eat. 780 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,599 Darling. Craig can meet the president on Sunday. 781 00:58:12,789 --> 00:58:15,599 I need bridesmaids! 782 00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,068 You must come. 783 00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:20,700 Fabulous! 784 00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:23,844 There's my other line. Love you. Mean it. Ciao. 785 00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,246 Bernard. 786 00:58:27,937 --> 00:58:31,749 Why do you keep bothering me with numbers? It's my wedding. 787 00:58:31,941 --> 00:58:34,421 Whatever it costs, just get it! 788 00:58:44,888 --> 00:58:46,629 It's a cozy little spot! 789 00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,632 When were you last here? 790 00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:49,860 It must be 1O years! 791 00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,629 Ten years? 792 00:58:51,828 --> 00:58:54,604 Did you build the camp and never come back? 793 00:58:54,797 --> 00:58:57,471 No. it was my wife's idea. She had a big heart. 794 00:58:57,834 --> 00:58:58,835 Had? 795 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:01,742 She passed away when Alyssa was born. 796 00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:03,281 Sorry. 797 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,987 I just never could come back. Until now. that is. 798 00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:24,398 Here YOU go! 799 00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,865 Hey. Carmen. Where's Amanda? 800 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:29,634 I don't know. One minute she's behind me... 801 00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:32,904 Would you get her? I want to introduce her to somebody. 802 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:39,918 I'm having the hardest time keeping tabs on her. She keeps running off. 803 00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:43,022 Tell me about it. I got one just like her at home. 804 01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:16,690 What are you doing? 805 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:20,357 I'm cleaning this window. Look at it. It's filthy. 806 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,621 Diane wants to see you. Come on. 807 01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:26,962 Hey. my hat! 808 01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:32,331 Do something. Alyssa! 809 01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:34,973 Here she comes. 810 01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:43,480 My compliments to the chef. 811 01:00:44,674 --> 01:00:46,813 Amanda. take that thing off. 812 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,322 Let her keep it on. it might be the latest thing. 813 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:34,568 Excuse me. ma'am. 814 01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:37,263 Did you just snort? 815 01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:44,743 I suppose you think this is funny? 816 01:01:46,602 --> 01:01:50,277 Well. maybe you'll get a little chuckle out of this. 817 01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:52,350 You wouldn't dare! 818 01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:56,047 Food fight! 819 01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:15,170 That was great! 820 01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:17,810 I couldn't have done it better myself. 821 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,207 I almost had a heart attack. 822 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:42,395 I guess that's what they mean by "eat and run." 823 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,536 We need doggie bags. 824 01:02:44,727 --> 01:02:48,539 Oh. dear. Look at me. I am covered in cobbler. 825 01:02:48,731 --> 01:02:50,005 You look good in peach. 826 01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,406 Leave it. I may still be hungry. 827 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,817 I can't believe you hit me with the butter. 828 01:02:58,374 --> 01:03:02,618 I didn't start it. You just talk to that short-order cook of yours. 829 01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:04,587 Oh yeah. Where is she. anyway? 830 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,920 Look at your head. 831 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:10,795 If you want to get cleaned up. there's showers over there. 832 01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:14,491 I've got a better idea. Will you excuse me? 833 01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:17,466 And maybe hold some of that? Pardon me. 834 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:28,911 What's wrong with him? 835 01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:32,917 Beats me. I've never seen him act like this. 836 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,994 I think he's gone mental. 837 01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:49,670 He's got a lot on his mind. 838 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,310 Don't you know not to swim after you eat? 839 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,974 Oh. yeah. I forgot. 840 01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,840 I got a cramp! 841 01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,640 I can't swim! 842 01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:10,323 No fair. I saved you. 843 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,850 It's too cold. 844 01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:14,824 I'm not going in there. 845 01:04:19,722 --> 01:04:22,669 Come on! I don't want to save you right now. 846 01:04:25,328 --> 01:04:28,366 All right. buster. You better be worth it. 847 01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:38,010 You're not funny. 848 01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:42,580 Oh. my God! 849 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:45,685 SEW" 850 01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,357 ...a guy could drown waiting for you. 851 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:50,588 Callaway. I'm going to kill you! 852 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,126 Banzai! 853 01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:58,305 Roger. I am going to kill you! 854 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,632 It's working. 855 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,309 Look at them. 856 01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:07,043 Now that's more like it. 857 01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:12,076 Roger. darling? Anyone home? 858 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:18,720 Miss Kensington! What a surprise. We weren't expecting you. 859 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,986 Yes. I know. Where's Roger? 860 01:05:21,617 --> 01:05:24,791 Mr. Callaway is out for the afternoon. 861 01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:27,559 L see. 862 01:05:28,157 --> 01:05:31,138 Would you please tell him I wish to speak with him? 863 01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:32,237 Yes. ma'am. 864 01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:33,805 Thank you so much. 865 01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:40,509 I'd like a Diet Coke. 866 01:05:40,903 --> 01:05:43,383 One Diet Coke. coming up. 867 01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:47,788 With lime. 868 01:05:58,521 --> 01:06:01,832 Awfully early in the day to be looking at stars. 869 01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,472 What do we have here? 870 01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:26,858 You can't always be this much fun. It wouldn't be fair. 871 01:06:27,049 --> 01:06:27,891 Trust me. 872 01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:30,424 I haven't done this in years. 873 01:06:30,619 --> 01:06:31,996 Well. it feels good. 874 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:34,801 It feels better every second. 875 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,635 - Don't move. -Why? 876 01:06:37,893 --> 01:06:39,065 There's a thing. 877 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,172 What do you mean "a thing"? 878 01:06:42,031 --> 01:06:43,533 A bug? 879 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:47,141 A dreaded maraschino bug. 880 01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:49,077 It's highly poisonous. 881 01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:52,012 And you wanted to go for pizza. 882 01:06:57,546 --> 01:06:59,548 I almost didn't come over at all. 883 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:01,857 I'm glad you did. 884 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,538 What was that? 885 01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:21,978 - It's a sign. -What do you mean "a sign"? 886 01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,243 I don't know. 887 01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:27,385 I think I know what you mean. 888 01:07:28,077 --> 01:07:30,216 It's your Miss Kensington. right? 889 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,722 I'm getting married next month. 890 01:07:35,451 --> 01:07:37,658 Well. of course you are! 891 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:52,902 So what was this? Just sort of a last fling? 892 01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:55,309 I didn't know. I was hoping to find out. 893 01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:58,110 Don't worry about it. I can help you out. 894 01:07:58,307 --> 01:08:00,378 It was nice to meet you. 895 01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:02,647 And thanks for the camp. 896 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,286 Oh. by the way. congratulations! 897 01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:07,358 Diane. please. 898 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,158 You know what? 899 01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:11,831 This just kills me. 900 01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:15,264 We might've hit this one out of the park. 901 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,529 It was there. I know it. 902 01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,763 That "can't eat, can't sleep... 903 01:08:19,962 --> 01:08:22,067 ...reach for the stars. over the fence... 904 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,266 ...World Series" kind of thing. 905 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:27,942 Oh. well. 906 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:37,056 I've got to get a dictionary. 907 01:08:38,547 --> 01:08:41,118 They were so close! 908 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:44,894 Grownups. they think too much. 909 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,461 L give LIP- 910 01:08:47,656 --> 01:08:49,226 No. we mustn't! 911 01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:51,234 And why mustn't we? 912 01:08:51,427 --> 01:08:54,408 Because third time's a charm. Right? 913 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,409 Right. 914 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:02,339 Boss! 915 01:09:02,538 --> 01:09:03,949 It's Miss Kensington. 916 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,245 Thanks. I'll take it down here. 917 01:09:07,409 --> 01:09:08,410 Not here. 918 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,180 Up there. 919 01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:14,159 UP there? 920 01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:15,761 Afraid so. 921 01:09:19,622 --> 01:09:21,693 Roger. darling! 922 01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:25,304 Clarice! Your hair. You're here! 923 01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:29,036 What did you do? Fall in the lake? 924 01:09:29,231 --> 01:09:32,769 It's the funniest thing-- Shouldn't you be in New York? 925 01:09:32,968 --> 01:09:35,414 I couldn't bear to be away a moment longer. 926 01:09:35,604 --> 01:09:37,140 You were just gone a day. 927 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:41,287 I know! And I was positively miserable the entire time. 928 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,185 So I've decided we mustn't wait another day. 929 01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:45,222 To what? 930 01:09:45,414 --> 01:09:49,260 To be married. silly. Next month seems like an eternity. 931 01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:52,131 When two people are as much in love as we... 932 01:09:52,321 --> 01:09:54,927 ...I say. "What's wrong with tomorrow"? 933 01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:56,901 Tomorrow? 934 01:09:57,726 --> 01:10:00,605 Darling. you haven't said a word about my hair. 935 01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,310 Okay. listen to this. 936 01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,815 “Dear Roger. You are so totally fresh. 937 01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:12,542 Just thinking about you drives me mental. 938 01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:15,582 Meet me whale we met with the horses. 939 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,156 Seven o'clock tonight. Love. Diane." 940 01:10:18,347 --> 01:10:19,655 How's that? 941 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,358 Very romantic. 942 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,052 Want to hear mine? 943 01:10:23,719 --> 01:10:24,754 "Dear Diane... 944 01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:31,436 Deal Diane. eve! since I saw you riding the horse... 945 01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:33,163 ...I can't stop thinking about it. 946 01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:36,138 And I know we were disturbed at the fake. 947 01:10:36,332 --> 01:10:40,280 ...hut I must see you again where I saved your life. at 7:30. 948 01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:44,345 Yours truly. Roger Callaway.“ 949 01:10:57,219 --> 01:11:00,223 There you are, my little gum-chewing assailant. 950 01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:01,798 You're back! 951 01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:04,164 What? No big hug "hello"? 952 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,502 - You're not supposed to be here. -In a perfect world. neither are you. 953 01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:10,673 We're leaving for the city. 954 01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:13,176 Right now? It's too soon! 955 01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:16,879 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 956 01:11:17,373 --> 01:11:20,252 We're leaving tonight. 957 01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:22,786 This little act of yours is getting old. 958 01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:24,251 What act? 959 01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:26,560 Oh. please. 960 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:30,260 When I was your age. I'd been through three stepmothers. 961 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:34,832 I know all the lengths girls go through to keep Daddy all to themselves. 962 01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:37,765 You got that all wrong. lady. 963 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,167 Alyssa. don't be rude. I'm talking. 964 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:41,940 Where was I? 965 01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:43,736 Oh. yes. 966 01:11:43,932 --> 01:11:48,005 You had Roger to yourself for nine wonderful years. 967 01:11:48,203 --> 01:11:50,945 But after tomorrow. I'm the woman of the house. 968 01:11:51,173 --> 01:11:54,746 And you're off to a year-round boarding school. 969 01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:56,183 Possibly in Tibet. 970 01:11:57,713 --> 01:11:59,522 Did you say tomorrow? 971 01:12:03,519 --> 01:12:05,260 Should I have come here? 972 01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:08,767 Yes. stupid. 973 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:13,667 He's only worth about $20 billion. for God's sakes! 974 01:12:13,929 --> 01:12:17,069 Great! Now I'm just after him for his money. 975 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:18,939 How shallow is that? 976 01:12:19,134 --> 01:12:21,944 I liked him before I knew he was rich. 977 01:12:24,106 --> 01:12:25,779 So I should've come here. 978 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,279 He's a little bit engaged. 979 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,128 I've never met her. so maybe that doesn't count. 980 01:12:40,956 --> 01:12:42,958 Come on. ladies. Perk up. 981 01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:51,704 Come on. Amanda! 982 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:54,243 We're missing the fireworks! 983 01:12:57,406 --> 01:13:00,250 This is Miss Van Dyke from Children's Services. 984 01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:01,614 Hello there. 985 01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:05,415 I believe I have some very good news for you. 986 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:09,188 Come to Mama. sweetheart! 987 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:17,830 I feel pretty ding-dang-dong stupid. 988 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,003 But my name's Amanda! 989 01:13:21,196 --> 01:13:22,675 Alyssa. stop it. 990 01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:25,445 Come on. honey. 991 01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:29,407 Do we have to listen to this the whole way? 992 01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:36,085 Oh. great. Now I'm going to be road kill. 993 01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:46,031 Wait a minute! What are you doing? 994 01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:48,396 Damn! 995 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:53,133 You were supposed to protect her! 996 01:13:53,328 --> 01:13:55,638 You could've slit their tires! Anything! 997 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:57,071 They had paperwork. 998 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,108 What paperwork? 999 01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,439 We couldn't find you. 1000 01:14:00,636 --> 01:14:02,843 Did you want us to lie in front of the van? 1001 01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:04,750 I would have. 1002 01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:08,622 I'm taking the Jeep. 1003 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:09,983 That's the camp's. 1004 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,420 Oh. don't you keep me here! 1005 01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:17,187 Lots of tie-ups. It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln. 1006 01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:20,856 Ten for the Holland. The BQE is backed up for two miles. 1007 01:14:21,056 --> 01:14:24,003 If you're taking the Van Wyck. allow an extra 15. 1008 01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,070 Just stay out of midtown. 1009 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:29,538 It'll be wall-to-wall limos. as Clarice Kensington... 1010 01:14:29,731 --> 01:14:32,177 ...finally lands he! man. 1011 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,780 Now. these nincompoops are your new brothers and sisters. 1012 01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:38,383 From the left, you got... 1013 01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:40,417 ...Bubba. Bridget. Brenda... 1014 01:14:40,609 --> 01:14:43,886 ...Bonnie. Billy. Bobby. Ben... 1015 01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:45,820 ...and little Harry. Jr. 1016 01:14:46,081 --> 01:14:47,719 Now. he's ours. 1017 01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,487 There's been a big mistake. 1018 01:14:50,686 --> 01:14:53,462 You see. my name is not Amanda. 1019 01:14:54,056 --> 01:14:55,626 We know that. honey. 1020 01:14:55,891 --> 01:14:56,767 You do? 1021 01:14:56,959 --> 01:15:00,873 Sure. And you will never have to be Amanda again. 1022 01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:04,135 That's right. Because from now on. you're going to be... 1023 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:07,576 ...Little Betty Butkis. 1024 01:15:08,136 --> 01:15:10,082 Give Betty some Coco Puffs. 1025 01:15:11,373 --> 01:15:12,943 And after breakfast... 1026 01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:16,384 ...we're going to go down and see where your daddy works. 1027 01:15:16,578 --> 01:15:18,717 Isn't that going to be fun? 1028 01:15:23,986 --> 01:15:25,363 Callaway residence. 1029 01:15:25,554 --> 01:15:26,692 One moment, please. 1030 01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:28,891 Miss Callaway. it's for you. 1031 01:15:30,759 --> 01:15:32,670 Hello. this is Miss Callaway. 1032 01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:36,365 I can't talk long. It's me. 1033 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,608 Or should I say... 1034 01:15:42,004 --> 01:15:43,381 ...Betty Butkis. 1035 01:15:43,572 --> 01:15:45,609 Oh. no! I'm adopted? 1036 01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,885 Are those guys scary or what? 1037 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,522 What happened yesterday? 1038 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:54,887 Are you sitting down? 1039 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:56,528 Yeah. kind of. 1040 01:15:57,152 --> 01:15:58,563 Clarice moved up the wedding. 1041 01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:00,232 Your dad's getting married... 1042 01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:03,130 ...in two hours and 12 minutes. 1043 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:05,799 - What do we do now? -f don't know- 1044 01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:08,133 But it'll have to be something major. 1045 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:09,398 And quick. 1046 01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:11,908 You've got to get me out of here. 1047 01:16:12,167 --> 01:16:14,773 These people aren't just scary, they're-- 1048 01:16:23,879 --> 01:16:28,419 New kids aren't allowed to use the phone. Butkis rules. 1049 01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:37,260 Hey. Vin. You've been taking care of Alyssa all her life. right? 1050 01:16:37,459 --> 01:16:39,439 Oh. no. Alyssa. Not again. 1051 01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:40,766 Answer the question. 1052 01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:44,775 Yes. From the day she was-- From the day you were born. 1053 01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:48,210 So you know pretty well everything about her? 1054 01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,545 Every freckle, every bruise... 1055 01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:52,343 ...every scar? 1056 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,576 You could say that. 1057 01:16:54,209 --> 01:16:56,815 Bet you don't remember this one. do you? 1058 01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:59,321 No. that one escapes me. 1059 01:16:59,514 --> 01:17:01,357 Broken bottle sliding into home. 1060 01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:05,195 This one? 1061 01:17:06,655 --> 01:17:08,931 Rusty nail right through my shoe. 1062 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:10,603 Bled for six blocks. 1063 01:17:11,727 --> 01:17:12,671 How about here? 1064 01:17:13,061 --> 01:17:15,098 Ever seen this? 1065 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:16,332 When was that? 1066 01:17:16,531 --> 01:17:20,035 Roman candle last Fourth of July. Right in the head. 1067 01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:22,311 My God! 1068 01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:24,108 You're not Alyssa! 1069 01:17:24,506 --> 01:17:26,042 Nope. Name's Amanda. 1070 01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:27,117 Put her there. 1071 01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:30,118 Identical strangers? 1072 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,553 Holy mackerel. it's amazing! 1073 01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:34,659 Yeah. And it's weird too. 1074 01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:38,454 But if you're here with us. then Alyssa is... 1075 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,962 In a lot of trouble. 1076 01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:42,635 - I got to tell Mr. Callaway. -Oh. no. 1077 01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,565 Wait! You can't tell him yet. 1078 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:48,007 We got to get him to see Diane before the wedding. 1079 01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:51,666 They'll fall in love. and Clarice will be history. 1080 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:55,974 Where the hell is everybody? 1081 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,715 I sure hope you got a plan. 1082 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:35,678 What are you doing here? 1083 01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,721 I came for Mr. Callaway's daughter. Alyssa. 1084 01:18:40,048 --> 01:18:41,254 You got her. 1085 01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:42,895 I want her back. 1086 01:18:43,618 --> 01:18:45,063 What are you talking about? 1087 01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:48,132 I don't have her. I don't even know her. 1088 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,203 Yes. you do. 1089 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:53,940 This is Alyssa Callaway. 1090 01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:57,372 No. you'd better get your eyes checked because... 1091 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,876 ...this is a little girl named Amanda. 1092 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,405 This is your Amanda. 1093 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,991 Oh. my God! 1094 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:17,021 Look. they' re identical. 1095 01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:20,756 This is amazing. 1096 01:19:20,956 --> 01:19:22,799 Yeah. And it's weird too. 1097 01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:25,002 I understand... 1098 01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:28,402 ...that through some simple mix-up... 1099 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:32,135 ...that Alyssa is in the care of Child Services. 1100 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:34,580 I've been authorized to tell you... 1101 01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:38,680 ...that if I get her back. there'll be no legal entanglements. 1102 01:19:42,978 --> 01:19:46,050 She's not exactly with me here. 1103 01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:49,189 She's been... 1104 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:51,764 Well. she was adopted. 1105 01:19:52,053 --> 01:19:54,465 Then you better un-adopt her quick. 1106 01:19:54,756 --> 01:19:57,794 Mr. Callaway's getting married in 9O minutes. 1107 01:19:58,059 --> 01:20:00,130 He's expecting his real daughter there. 1108 01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:02,237 Ninety minutes? 1109 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,369 I can't get to Staten Island and back in 9O minutes. 1110 01:20:05,567 --> 01:20:09,538 Well. could I suggest that you go really. really fast? 1111 01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:12,348 Here. 1112 01:20:12,574 --> 01:20:14,713 If you get into any trouble... 1113 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,355 ...call this number. 1114 01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:19,222 Ask for Lou. 1115 01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:24,554 Lou who? 1116 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,312 Well. hey. Look at this mess. 1117 01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:40,805 Clean it up. 1118 01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,948 You clean it. 1119 01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:46,447 Put a cork in it. okay? He's management. 1120 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:51,952 My father's Roger Callaway... 1121 01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:55,921 ...and when he finds out what you're doing here... 1122 01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:59,929 ...he's going to buy this whole town and kick you out of it. 1123 01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:04,270 Roger Callaway? Then how come you ain't at his wedding? 1124 01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:13,940 Come on. Diane. You can do it. 1125 01:21:14,669 --> 01:21:16,546 We might have to stall a bit. 1126 01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:18,846 Haw? 1127 01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:20,882 How should I know? 1128 01:21:21,076 --> 01:21:23,056 You're the brains of this operation. 1129 01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:27,054 I must be crazy. But I am not going in that church. 1130 01:21:27,249 --> 01:21:31,493 No matte! what happens. I am not going in that church. 1131 01:21:41,263 --> 01:21:43,300 It's only natural to be nervous. 1132 01:21:44,966 --> 01:21:48,379 - I was thinking about the World Series. -Baseball? 1133 01:21:50,538 --> 01:21:52,609 Did you ever hit a home run? 1134 01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:54,150 Not recently. 1135 01:21:54,776 --> 01:21:57,347 You know when it's bottom of the ninth... 1136 01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,525 ...the bases are loaded... 1137 01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:03,025 ...and you know the next one's coming right down the middle? 1138 01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:05,560 And then... 1139 01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:09,059 ...you just connect. 1140 01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:11,999 And for an instant... 1141 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:17,066 ...you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... 1142 01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:20,306 ...further than you could ever imagine. 1143 01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:22,379 Yeah. that's a great feeling. 1144 01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:36,727 Clarice hates baseball. 1145 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,795 Come on. Sea Biscuit. Don't fail me now. 1146 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,821 Hello! Hello! 1147 01:23:03,011 --> 01:23:04,820 You looking for a Butkis? 1148 01:23:05,714 --> 01:23:07,455 You looking for a Butkis? 1149 01:23:08,016 --> 01:23:10,826 Yes. I am. Do you know where he is? 1150 01:23:11,252 --> 01:23:13,357 At the salvage yard. where else? 1151 01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:15,995 Harry works those kids to the bone. 1152 01:23:16,257 --> 01:23:17,167 What? 1153 01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:19,501 Why do you think he's got so many? 1154 01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:30,572 Can I use your phone? 1155 01:23:30,972 --> 01:23:32,713 Yeah. sure. No charge. 1156 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:48,558 We've been looking for you... 1157 01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:50,395 ...Your Highness. 1158 01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:52,935 Leave me alone! 1159 01:23:53,228 --> 01:23:54,707 But Your Majesty... 1160 01:23:54,896 --> 01:23:56,637 ...we brought you something. 1161 01:23:56,831 --> 01:23:58,902 Yeah. something to make you feel... 1162 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,670 ...more at home. 1163 01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:06,150 I knew somebody in this church would have a Prozac. 1164 01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:08,682 What is taking so long? 1165 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,788 Relax. Enjoy the moment. 1166 01:24:10,979 --> 01:24:13,823 This is the happiest day of your life. 1167 01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:15,855 I'm happy - 1168 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,826 Don't I look happy? 1169 01:24:18,086 --> 01:24:22,034 This is me happy! See? 1170 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,999 Happy. happy. happy! 1171 01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:27,536 Let's get the show on the road! 1172 01:24:28,129 --> 01:24:30,200 Here's your royal throne... 1173 01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:32,639 ...Alyssa Callaway. 1174 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:36,111 Hail. Betty. Queen of the scrap heap. 1175 01:24:36,304 --> 01:24:38,284 Hail. Betty! 1176 01:24:38,473 --> 01:24:41,044 My name's Alyssa Callaway! 1177 01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:43,916 Yeah. right. And I'm Princess Di. 1178 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:52,129 Attention. Harry Butkis_. 1179 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,561 We're here to pick up Alyssa Callaway. 1180 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:57,737 All you kids in the yard, stand clear. 1181 01:24:57,926 --> 01:24:59,803 We're coming in. 1182 01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:26,362 Told you! 1183 01:25:34,529 --> 01:25:35,803 Alyssa Callaway? 1184 01:25:35,997 --> 01:25:38,273 I've got to get you to that church. 1185 01:25:39,234 --> 01:25:40,474 That is my kid! 1186 01:25:40,668 --> 01:25:42,341 Out of my way. piece of junk! 1187 01:25:42,537 --> 01:25:44,710 I would love to kill you... 1188 01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:48,319 ...before I turn you over to Social Services. 1189 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,379 Alyssa. go ahead. Hurry! 1190 01:26:17,639 --> 01:26:19,482 Oh. God! 1191 01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,479 Hi. How you doing? 1192 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:22,848 Good to see you. 1193 01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:28,552 Hi. Granny. Nice hat. Thanks for coming. 1194 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,593 Get moving! 1195 01:26:49,003 --> 01:26:51,847 Any slower and she'd be walking backwards. 1196 01:26:53,741 --> 01:26:55,982 She's just not herself today. 1197 01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:01,823 We'll never make it. We only have 10 minutes. 1198 01:27:02,016 --> 01:27:05,520 So Lou. how close can you land this thing to the church? 1199 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,427 Central Park close enough? 1200 01:27:07,622 --> 01:27:10,262 Central Park? The Central Park? 1201 01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:11,935 That 'II do. 1202 01:27:51,966 --> 01:27:55,914 Who would've thought my first girl would be the last to get married? 1203 01:27:57,205 --> 01:27:58,707 Shut up! 1204 01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:01,411 Enough of this. 1205 01:28:20,528 --> 01:28:22,303 I'm here. Let's do it. 1206 01:28:23,731 --> 01:28:26,177 We are gathered here in the sight of God... 1207 01:28:26,367 --> 01:28:28,278 ...to join in holy matrimony... 1208 01:28:28,603 --> 01:28:30,708 ...Clarice and Roger. 1209 01:28:33,841 --> 01:28:37,288 I'm not going in the church. I'm not going in the church. 1210 01:28:43,017 --> 01:28:44,223 Oh. no. 1211 01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:46,622 Not another horse. 1212 01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:48,558 Come on! 1213 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:50,761 Fine! 1214 01:28:51,526 --> 01:28:53,130 Where is the driver? 1215 01:28:55,763 --> 01:28:56,969 Hey. buddy! 1216 01:28:57,398 --> 01:29:00,242 Take us to St. Bart's. It's an emergency. 1217 01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:03,673 Yeah? 50's this. I'm on my break! 1218 01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:11,390 Thank you for all your help. bud. 1219 01:29:17,652 --> 01:29:19,598 That's my horse! 1220 01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:25,366 Faster. horsey. faster! 1221 01:29:26,794 --> 01:29:29,468 To have and to hold. for richer or poorer... 1222 01:29:29,664 --> 01:29:32,144 ...in sickness and health. as long as you live? 1223 01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:34,506 I do. I really do. Now him. 1224 01:29:38,339 --> 01:29:41,149 Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 1225 01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,824 'Hang on! I 'I m hanging on! 1226 01:29:51,819 --> 01:29:53,298 What street's it on again? 1227 01:29:53,688 --> 01:29:55,861 54th and Park. 1228 01:29:56,057 --> 01:29:57,058 Are we there yet? 1229 01:29:57,258 --> 01:29:58,134 Almost! 1230 01:29:58,326 --> 01:29:59,396 Signal! 1231 01:30:01,796 --> 01:30:03,742 And do you. Roger... 1232 01:30:03,931 --> 01:30:05,911 ...take this woman. Clarice... 1233 01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:08,307 ...to be your lawful wedded wife? 1234 01:30:08,636 --> 01:30:10,047 To have and to hold... 1235 01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:11,581 ...for richer. for poorer... 1236 01:30:12,273 --> 01:30:15,254 ...and in sickness and in health... 1237 01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:18,083 ...as long as you both shall live? 1238 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,439 Oh. God! We made it. 1239 01:30:44,839 --> 01:30:46,182 Aren't you coming? 1240 01:30:47,608 --> 01:30:50,521 No. I think I'll just wait for Amanda out here. 1241 01:30:51,512 --> 01:30:52,752 Diane Barrows! 1242 01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:55,450 Get your butt up here... 1243 01:30:56,017 --> 01:30:57,621 ...this instant! 1244 01:31:00,254 --> 01:31:01,597 I'll stand in the back... 1245 01:31:01,789 --> 01:31:03,791 ...and take a little look-see. 1246 01:31:04,592 --> 01:31:05,730 L... 1247 01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,156 I can't. 1248 01:32:04,952 --> 01:32:07,432 Excuse me? What did you say? 1249 01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:09,426 I'm so sorry. I can't. 1250 01:32:14,762 --> 01:32:16,867 I should've said something earlier. 1251 01:32:25,506 --> 01:32:27,076 I'm in love with someone else. 1252 01:32:39,587 --> 01:32:41,225 I guess I deserve that. 1253 01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:47,334 This is all your fault! 1254 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:51,669 Lady... 1255 01:32:51,866 --> 01:32:53,436 ...if you touch that child... 1256 01:32:53,634 --> 01:32:57,275 ...I'll pop you one. so help me God. 1257 01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:14,999 Oh. my God! 1258 01:33:15,189 --> 01:33:16,634 There's two of them! 1259 01:33:16,891 --> 01:33:18,837 It's a conspiracy! 1260 01:33:19,327 --> 01:33:21,898 Well. at least I'll get to hit one of you. 1261 01:33:24,498 --> 01:33:25,977 Back off, Barbie! 1262 01:33:28,002 --> 01:33:29,242 And by the way... 1263 01:33:29,503 --> 01:33:32,484 ...you have a little bit of something on your teeth. 1264 01:33:34,976 --> 01:33:39,356 I have never been more humiliated in my life! 1265 01:33:44,852 --> 01:33:45,694 Want to bet? 1266 01:33:54,829 --> 01:33:56,103 Daddy! 1267 01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:00,977 Oh my God! 1268 01:34:07,108 --> 01:34:09,281 About time you showed up. 1269 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,514 We got here soon as we could. 1270 01:34:11,979 --> 01:34:13,322 Hi. Daddy. 1271 01:34:22,156 --> 01:34:22,998 Impossible. 1272 01:34:23,691 --> 01:34:26,194 Nothing's impossible. Right. Alyssa? 1273 01:34:26,694 --> 01:34:28,298 You got that right. 1274 01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,306 Wait. if you're... 1275 01:34:32,733 --> 01:34:34,076 ...my... 1276 01:34:38,472 --> 01:34:39,348 Who are you? 1277 01:34:39,740 --> 01:34:42,846 Name's Amanda. Put her there. I'm with her. 1278 01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:14,845 Well. I guess we're even. 1279 01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:16,848 What do you mean? 1280 01:35:18,312 --> 01:35:19,916 You saved my life. 1281 01:35:20,147 --> 01:35:23,560 Sorry. I didn't want the wrong girl to go down the aisle. 1282 01:35:23,751 --> 01:35:26,197 I mean. the wrong flower girl. 1283 01:35:26,454 --> 01:35:28,058 You had it right the first time. 1284 01:35:28,923 --> 01:35:32,234 Told you. Third time's a charm. 1285 01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,434 Wait a minute. 1286 01:35:34,628 --> 01:35:36,403 All of this was your doing? 1287 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,235 It was. was it? 1288 01:35:41,268 --> 01:35:44,613 Well. ladies. what do you have to say for yourselves? 1289 01:35:46,507 --> 01:35:49,113 So kiss already! 1290 01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:08,198 - Put her there. -Sister. 1291 01:36:14,135 --> 01:36:17,514 And it's a high flyball... 1292 01:36:17,705 --> 01:36:20,652 ...over the left field wall. 1293 01:36:23,677 --> 01:36:24,747 Excuse me. 1294 01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:27,385 This gentleman claims... 1295 01:36:27,581 --> 01:36:30,323 ...that the ladies stole his buggy. 1296 01:36:31,385 --> 01:36:32,864 He's right. We did! 1297 01:36:33,053 --> 01:36:34,896 You did go out of your way. 1298 01:36:35,089 --> 01:36:36,625 It was her idea. 1299 01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:44,976 I'd like you to ask that nice gentleman if he'd sell. 1300 01:36:45,232 --> 01:36:48,702 I don't care how much. That horse deserves a house in the country. 1301 01:36:50,738 --> 01:36:54,709 I trust we can make some kind of arrangement. 1302 01:36:56,877 --> 01:37:00,654 Girls. what do you say we do a little sightseeing? 1303 01:37:00,848 --> 01:37:04,057 And then you girls can tell us the whole story. 1304 01:37:04,251 --> 01:37:06,925 Driver. once around the park. if you please. 1305 01:37:07,121 --> 01:37:09,567 It'll be my pleasure, boss. 1306 01:37:10,724 --> 01:37:12,067 Walk on. Duke!91807