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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:05,541 In India, 2 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:09,083 there's a Creator God who is known as Brahma. 3 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:15,000 Indians believe that they're living inside Brahma's dream. 4 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,625 If Brahma wakes up, 5 00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:19,750 everything in this world 6 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:22,958 will disappear including you and me. 7 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:28,041 This is because all of us are living inside Brahma's dream. 8 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:31,125 One, two, three, traffic light. Be careful when crossing the road! 9 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:43,791 One, two, three, traffic light. Be careful when crossing the road! 10 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:46,125 You moved! 11 00:01:50,666 --> 00:01:52,666 One, two, three, traffic light... 12 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,500 Our son has become united with nature in harmony. 13 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,041 He can play with nature. 14 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,125 His heavenly spirit is much higher than ours. 15 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:03,041 -One, two, three, traffic light... -Our son was born here and grew up here. 16 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,041 He has yet to experience the challenges of the outside world. 17 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,416 That's not considered as a real unification with nature. 18 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,541 Your parcel. 19 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,958 Dear, let me open it. 20 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:35,583 Let me help you. 21 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,541 It's fine now. 22 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,500 Senior? 23 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,416 Your son has grown up and so has my daughter. 24 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:50,000 I'll host a yoga contest to find a potential husband for my daughter. 25 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:52,083 Let your son participate in it. 26 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:58,333 Thank you! 27 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,333 Dad, Mom. 28 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,291 It turns out there is a fourth person in this world 29 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:05,958 other than the three of us. 30 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:07,125 My son. 31 00:03:07,416 --> 00:03:09,250 It's time for you to leave this mountain. 32 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:13,875 This was my formal attire before I moved here. 33 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:18,000 Remember to marry Indian Beauty at King of Yoga's city. 34 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:19,416 Okay. 35 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,750 If there's a chance, learn to be a bad person as well. 36 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,250 Learning to be a bad person is one of the experiences and tests. 37 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,291 Okay. 38 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,583 What if he becomes rotten to the core until there's no point of return? 39 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:30,500 Right. 40 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,416 Here is a bag. 41 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,333 You can open it only when you're rotten to the core. 42 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,000 Okay. 43 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:41,125 Set out earlier. It takes a least a month to get off the mountain. 44 00:03:41,791 --> 00:03:42,708 No worries. 45 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:45,041 I can transform into a ball and roll down the mountain. 46 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:49,583 To unify with nature in harmony! 47 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,041 Goodbye, Dad and Mom! 48 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:59,291 Our son is awesome. 49 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,833 I hope he can improve himself after going through the challenges. 50 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,125 Everyone! 51 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:24,083 Tally's yoga contest for potential husband begins now! 52 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:27,666 -Tally's yoga contest -Tally's yoga contest 53 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:31,166 -for potential husband begins now! -for potential husband begins now! 54 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:35,416 Over here, these are Tally's luxurious dowries! 55 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,583 -Over here, -Over here, 56 00:04:36,666 --> 00:04:39,333 -these are Tally's luxurious dowries! -these are Tally's luxurious dowries! 57 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:42,958 The lady who sits in the middle of the dowry is Tally! 58 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:45,041 Her legs are 42 inches long. 59 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,791 Her waist circumference is 22 inches. 60 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:48,750 Her bust circumference is 32 inches. 61 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:51,041 She has the face of an angel. 62 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,625 Her mouth is so big. Indian Beauty is prettier. I'm leaving. 63 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:58,041 Indian Beauty has more dowries. I'm leaving. 64 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,041 Cut the crap, get to the point. 65 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,500 All right. I'm getting to the point. 66 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:07,500 Anyone who can perform yoga and shrink into this urn 67 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,375 will be Tally's husband. 68 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:11,250 -If we can shrink into it, -If we can shrink into it, 69 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,958 -we'd marry Indian Beauty instead. Leave. -we'd marry Indian Beauty instead. Leave. 70 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:16,750 -There's nothing to see. Leave. -There's nothing to see. Leave. 71 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,416 There's nothing to see. 72 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,000 There's nothing to see. 73 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:22,416 Nobody wants her. 74 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,041 She won't get married. 75 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:33,375 My holy Brahma, please grant me a good husband. 76 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:36,458 If not, please give Indian Beauty a nasty husband. 77 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:44,833 What just fell down? 78 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,333 -An expert. -He's a real expert. 79 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:09,250 Where do you come from? 80 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:11,625 I got here after rolling down from the Himalayas for four days. 81 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,583 -You're such an expert! -Yes, I've unified with nature. 82 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,500 -You should thank Brahma for this. -Thank you, Brahma. 83 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:20,333 Do you know how to go to Yoga City? 84 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:21,916 Because I want to marry Indian Beauty. 85 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:26,083 You must marry me since you got into my golden urn! 86 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:30,375 No way. My parents told me to marry Indian Beauty. 87 00:06:30,541 --> 00:06:32,916 -Goodness! -I just prayed to Brahma 88 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,041 that if I don't get a good husband, give Indian Beauty a nasty one. 89 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,833 Does nasty and bad mean the same thing? 90 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,291 Bad means nasty. 91 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:45,541 Okay, you can teach me. I'll marry Indian Beauty and that will do it. 92 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,875 You'd rather be a bad guy and marry Indian Beauty instead of me? 93 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:49,875 Yes. 94 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:52,583 Okay. I'll teach you to be a bad guy then. 95 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:54,875 All right. Thank you. 96 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,083 -I'll teach you how to beat people. -Okay. 97 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,833 Those three goons messed up the DVDs. 98 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:09,958 Watch and learn. 99 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,500 YOUNG AND DANGEROUS 100 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,458 EXPAND YOUR ILLUSION 101 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,333 Gosh! 102 00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:26,416 It feels good. 103 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:30,750 Why does it look so ugly to beat people? 104 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,333 It is that ugly. 105 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,458 Okay. 106 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:37,208 -No... -Are you okay? 107 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,500 -Good? -Yes, I'm coming. 108 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:06,708 -You're cute! -"Cute"? 109 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:07,833 No! 110 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,500 No! 111 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,666 It's so cute! 112 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,916 It's okay! 113 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,083 It feels so good. 114 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,791 -It feels so good. -What are you doing? 115 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:29,458 I'm coming! 116 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:30,875 Does it feel good? 117 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,958 -It's okay. -Save me from this man. 118 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,958 Go! 119 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,375 Go! 120 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:40,750 Go! 121 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,916 Let's do it! 122 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,458 This is Diamond. 123 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,291 This is Club. 124 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,791 This is very time-consuming. 125 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,583 Why don't we watch the DVD? 126 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:09,000 This is right. 127 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,375 Ladies and gentlemen. 128 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:18,666 Five... 129 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,750 Five... 130 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:25,791 Five aced cigarettes. 131 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,333 Ladies and gentlemen. 132 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:34,791 Five... Five aced cigarettes. 133 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:38,625 Why does it keep repeating? 134 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,666 These movies always repeat the same thing. 135 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,916 Okay. 136 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,708 Five aced cigarettes. 137 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,916 -Three of Diamonds. -Two of Spades. 138 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:52,208 What? Then, I'll put Four of A Kind. 139 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:59,666 Ladies and gentlemen. 140 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,708 Five... 141 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:09,541 Five aced cigarettes! 142 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:21,375 Five... 143 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:23,250 Five... 144 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,791 Five aced... 145 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,541 Five aced cigarettes. 146 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,833 Ladies and gentlemen. 147 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:39,958 Five... 148 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:41,500 Five... 149 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,250 Five... 150 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,875 Five... 151 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,625 Five aced cigarettes. 152 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:02,750 You don't know how to beat people, play poker or mah-jongg. 153 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:05,416 You're just useless. Why bother learning to be bad? 154 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,083 Please don't stop teaching me. 155 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:12,708 My dad said, no matter how hard it is, I must learn to be a bad person. 156 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:15,250 I can open this bag when I'm rotten to the core. 157 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:18,541 Hey! 158 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:22,375 My dad said I can only open it when I'm rotten to the core! 159 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,208 I'll be seeing it, not you. 160 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,083 "The Indian Magic Oil." 161 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,750 "Drink one drop to erase one day of memory. 162 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,458 Drink the same amount of drops 163 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,291 according to the number of days you've been bad." 164 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,958 Gosh. How is there such a thing in the world? 165 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:39,916 I know how to feel the tiles. 166 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,291 One... 167 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,416 Character! 168 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,458 Nine Characters! 169 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,708 Eight Bamboos! 170 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,291 This world is so unfair. 171 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,208 The good things always go to Indian Beauty. 172 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:05,375 Why do you hate Indian Beauty so much? 173 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,458 Four Bamboos! 174 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,041 Because she is beautiful. 175 00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:10,625 So are you. 176 00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:12,041 West! 177 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,125 I have such a big mouth. How am I pretty? 178 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,000 No. 179 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,083 I think you look very pretty. 180 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,250 All my friends from Hong Kong. 181 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,875 Welcome to the Blue City of India. Be careful! 182 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,125 Since it’s blue everywhere, it’s easy to get lost. 183 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,916 Uncle Panic, cheer up. We're here for a vacation. 184 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,458 My friend, try it. 185 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:02,333 Come on. Try it. 186 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,666 It's very fun. Try it. 187 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,250 -Uncle Panic, try it. -That's right. 188 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,291 The psychologist told you to try everything. 189 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,541 Try it. It's fun. 190 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,333 Uncle Panic, try it. 191 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,291 -Listen to the psychologist. -Get out there. Try it. 192 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,000 Hello my friend, try it. 193 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,833 Don't be afraid. It's very fun. 194 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:32,000 -You're such a coward. Give it to me. -Careful! 195 00:13:40,916 --> 00:13:42,583 Cross the sky 196 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,458 and come back to us! 197 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:45,666 Wake up! 198 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,541 Wake up! 199 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,583 Who is interested to try it? You? 200 00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:53,208 You? Come and try it, my friend! 201 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,416 You? 202 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,208 Look at me. Come! 203 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,500 Look at me. 204 00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,916 Hypnosis. 205 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,041 Uncle Brave, could you just let my uncle play? 206 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,666 Hypnosis! 207 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:09,458 Look at me. 208 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,250 Look at me, little girl. 209 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,083 Hypnosis! 210 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,583 I'm so useless. 211 00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:18,375 Get up! Bravo! 212 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,750 Be brave. 213 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,125 Be brave. 214 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,750 Due to business failure, 215 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,000 -my uncle is afraid of everything. -I see. 216 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:30,708 I'm the exact opposite. 217 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,500 I'm not afraid of anything. 218 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,875 I would even eat shit if it doesn't stink. 219 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,541 Life is short. We should try everything. 220 00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,375 If not, why would I come to India? 221 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,583 I like it here because it's a bizarre place. 222 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,458 Check this out! 223 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,750 "The Indian Magic Oil"? 224 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,041 How magical is it? 225 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,708 The Indian Magic Oil. 226 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,791 Drink one drop to erase your memory for a day. 227 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,083 Drink the entire bottle and you'll lose all your memory. 228 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,083 I don't know what you're talking about. 229 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,000 Do I drink or apply it? 230 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,166 Drink it. 231 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,458 -For drinking? -Yes. 232 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,916 -Four bottles. -Take them. 233 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,041 All right. 234 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:14,375 One, two, three. 235 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,083 This is for your uncle. 236 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,500 It's my treat. 237 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,375 -What's wrong? -What's wrong? 238 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,458 Where's my money? 239 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:32,500 Don't be afraid. It's right here. 240 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,208 Thank you. 241 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,333 This bag has many tricks. 242 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,708 I like to go around with all my money. 243 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,416 Be brave. 244 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,250 Be brave. 245 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,875 My friend, hypnosis? 246 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:51,291 Try everything, right? 247 00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:57,875 Give me all your money. 248 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,875 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 249 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 250 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,708 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 251 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:12,250 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 252 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,375 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 253 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:18,375 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 254 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,541 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 255 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:24,750 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 256 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,833 -Give me all your money. -Give me all your money. 257 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,291 Thieves! 258 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,708 Let's see how magical it is. 259 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:45,458 Drink it. 260 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,000 Which one is our tour bus? 261 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,291 Why are we in India? 262 00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:55,583 I think I remember. 263 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,583 -We came for a vacation with our uncle. -What about me? 264 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,416 Are you our uncle? 265 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,125 Am I your uncle? 266 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,208 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 267 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,250 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 268 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,791 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 269 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,166 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 270 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,625 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 271 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,208 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 272 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,708 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 273 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,625 Please go to this hotel. 274 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:34,750 Has my tour group arrived yet? 275 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,333 The... 276 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,500 tour... 277 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:49,500 group... 278 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,958 Why are we staying in this kind of hotel? 279 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,666 Because your business had failed and you have no money. 280 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:56,666 I have money. 281 00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,583 I have lots of money. 282 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,125 Did I really have a business failure? 283 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,291 Hey. 284 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,083 Am I really your uncle? 285 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,083 How come I don't seem to know you? 286 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,083 -Hey! -Hey, stop! 287 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,708 -Hey! -Hey, it's leaving. Stop it. 288 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,916 Are we so broke that we can't afford to sit on the rooftop of the bus? 289 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:36,083 Yes. 290 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,666 You had a business failure. 291 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,875 Are you from Hong Kong? 292 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,958 I don't know. Are you? 293 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,583 Yes. I sell curry at Chungking Mansions. 294 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,333 I killed someone in Mong Kok. 295 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,875 I was imprisoned in Stanley Prison. I'm bringing them to see their mom. 296 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,375 If she ties a yellow ribbon on a tree, 297 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,375 it means my wife has forgiven me. 298 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,708 This is my home address. 299 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,125 I'm very nervous. 300 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,208 Hey! 301 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,875 Give me back my wife's photo! 302 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,541 I know who I am. 303 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,666 Who? 304 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,666 I'm your dad. 305 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:43,375 I sell curry at Chungking Mansions. 306 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,541 I killed someone in Mong Kok. 307 00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,416 I was imprisoned in Stanley Prison for a few years. 308 00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,416 I'm bringing you guys back to see your mom. 309 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,666 If she forgives me, 310 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:03,000 she will tie a yellow ribbon 311 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:05,625 on the tree outside the house. 312 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,791 This is my wife. 313 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:13,333 -Mom. -Mom. 314 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,625 I'm very nervous. 315 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,791 I had a business failure. 316 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:29,875 I lost my nephews too. 317 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,875 I would like to jump into the sea now. 318 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:37,666 Jump... 319 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:39,833 into the sea. 320 00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:44,041 "Jump into the sea"? 321 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,875 You're taking me to jump into the sea? 322 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,625 Jump into the sea. 323 00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:58,791 Now, I want to jump off a building. 324 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:04,333 Jump off... 325 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:06,875 a building. 326 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,875 Don't come near me. I'll jump. 327 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,708 I'm very arrogant. Don't try to make me laugh. 328 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,875 I'll jump if you get closer. 329 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,166 You don't mind if I get changed here, right? 330 00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:04,666 Draw me. 331 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:26,000 It is so similar. 332 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,291 It's exactly the same. You're so awesome! 333 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,541 I guess that would be my fiancé. 334 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,541 Be brave. You can fight him. 335 00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:58,666 You can fight him. 336 00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:27,125 Punch him. 337 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,583 Elephant, over there! 338 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,416 Elephant, over there! 339 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,125 Why are you doing this to me? 340 00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:10,750 I don't like my husband being sneaky. 341 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:12,750 You can fight him. 342 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,333 I'm here! 343 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:36,000 I can't fight him. 344 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,458 How is that so? 345 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,458 Catch this. 346 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:47,375 It's for him to eat! Not you! 347 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:07,083 You passed. 348 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,916 I'm not trying to make you win, but I want you to face it. 349 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,333 Actually, Elephant isn't my fiancé. 350 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,041 He's a real elephant. 351 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,125 What about this? 352 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:20,958 It's an illusion. 353 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:25,666 Is this an illusion too? 354 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,208 If so, I'd rather not wake up forever. 355 00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:46,750 Dear, I'm pregnant! 356 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,458 That fast? 357 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,541 Oh, no. It's time to deliver. 358 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,958 Both are safe and sound. 359 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,458 Dear, I gave birth to a baby boy! 360 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:01,875 It would be nice if we have a daughter too. 361 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,291 Greet your dad. 362 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,750 -She has grown up already? -Same goes to your son. 363 00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:11,500 Grow up quickly. 364 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,708 Dear, our son took the second place in the exam. 365 00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:15,125 Who took the first place? 366 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,625 Of course it's our daughter. 367 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,000 Improve on your studies. 368 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,041 Awesome! They've graduated from university! 369 00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:23,083 How time flies! 370 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,625 Dear. 371 00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:28,250 Are you satisfied with such a life? 372 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,166 What are you not satisfied with? 373 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,041 That tour fare which costs 9,000 dollars. 374 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,250 Do you still care about that 9,000 dollars tour fare? 375 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,291 I joined barely a day. 376 00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:44,375 Dear, don't be like that. You have assets worth over 900 billion dollars. 377 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,291 On the day that I got lost, 378 00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,333 I had very bad luck. 379 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,291 I only had one dollar. 380 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,041 Dear! 381 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,333 Dear? 382 00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,416 If it's really you, 383 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,375 spread your tail. 384 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,583 Hypnosis. 385 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,041 Hypnosis. 386 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:32,583 Dear, wait for me. 387 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,750 Thieves! 388 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,625 Men who beat up their wife are the worst. 389 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:41,125 That's why we're now teaching you how to beat up your wife. 390 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,666 I don't have a wife. Who am I going to beat? 391 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,958 No problem. I'll lend you mine. 392 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,416 -No! -Lie down! 393 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:49,958 -No? How about now? -No! 394 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,250 -No! -No? Go to hell! You're humiliating me! 395 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,500 -No! -You're taking such a long time. 396 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:56,750 -Dai Sor! -Yes. 397 00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,750 -Borrow two wives for him to beat up. -Okay. 398 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,708 -Enough! -Borrowing us to be beaten? 399 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,291 -I'll beat you to death. -I'll beat you to death. 400 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:07,208 -I'll beat you to death. -Beat you! 401 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:08,500 I'm gay! 402 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,458 If there is no wife, that means I don't need to learn, right? 403 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,125 No, you must learn! 404 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,875 Next time, you need to beat Indian Beauty. 405 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,708 -Hit my head. -What? 406 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:18,916 Take it. 407 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:21,666 Hit my head! 408 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,333 Hit my head! 409 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,041 Just hit her already! 410 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:26,958 -Hit her. -Hurry up! 411 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:27,875 Hit it! 412 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,833 -Hit it! -Hurry! 413 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:31,041 -Hit it. -No. 414 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,666 -Hit it. -Hit her to death. 415 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,666 -Hit her head! -Hit it! 416 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,750 -Hit her head! -I dare you to hit her. 417 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,125 -Hit it. -Hit it. 418 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:41,041 Three of you, look over there. 419 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,291 -What happened? -Tally bit me. 420 00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:52,750 She bit you? 421 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:55,208 There isn't any sign or mark. 422 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:57,333 -How did she bite you? -Like this. 423 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:08,041 Anyone who can perform yoga and shrink into this urn 424 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,375 will be my husband. 425 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:11,875 All experts, you missed the chance last time. Don't miss it again. 426 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,583 All experts, seize the opportunity. Hurry! 427 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:17,000 This urn is even smaller than the previous one. 428 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,250 Whoever is able to get in there is surely not a human. 429 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,208 Stop hosting contests if you don't want to get married. 430 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,625 It's obvious she's fooling us. 431 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,000 Stop booing! 432 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,625 It seems like it's very difficult to get into this urn. 433 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:33,250 Actually, it's very easy. Let me demonstrate it to you. 434 00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:36,041 First, place your left leg in. 435 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:39,958 That's right. Then, relax your shoulder, hands and other muscles. 436 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,708 Next, place your right leg in. 437 00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:43,958 That's right. It's a little shaky. 438 00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:46,000 Be careful or it'll be bad if you roll down. 439 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:48,541 Now, it's best to slowly turn-- 440 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:53,916 Hey! 441 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,583 Little punk, this urn represents Tally's heart. 442 00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:01,291 If you don't want to marry her, don't get inside it! 443 00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:04,166 Tally is crazy. You'll be in deep trouble if you provoke her. 444 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:12,500 I'll teach you how to really beat someone up. Follow me. 445 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:27,833 Just die! 446 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,000 Got you! 447 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,958 -Is it good enough to fall from here? -Yes. 448 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,250 Later, I'll stand over here. 449 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,875 You run all the way there. 450 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,666 Then, speed up in full force and knock me down with a kick. 451 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,583 I won't dodge and you can kick me. 452 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,750 -Are you happy with this? -Yes. 453 00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:14,916 No way. I'm afraid you'll dodge. 454 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:16,583 If you dodge, I'll fall. 455 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:18,666 I surely won't dodge. 456 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,541 I'll be dead if you dodge. 457 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:25,750 Can't you trust me just once? 458 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,791 I trust you but I'm really scared. 459 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,166 All right. 460 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,291 Let's switch. You stand right here. 461 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,500 I'll go over there and run over to kick you down. 462 00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:39,333 If you dodge, I'll fall. 463 00:34:39,416 --> 00:34:42,000 -You wouldn't be so scared then? -Yes. 464 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,416 You'd better dodge! 465 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,958 Of course. Do you think I'm a fool? 466 00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:01,125 Hang in there. Don't die. 467 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,250 You can't treat her so nicely after you marry her. 468 00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:05,958 Who? 469 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,375 -Indian Beauty. -Okay. 470 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:16,875 Thieves! 471 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,125 Thieves! 472 00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:24,333 Hypnotize me. 473 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:27,416 -I want to go back and meet my wife. -Hypnosis. 474 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,750 -Hypnosis... -Not done yet. 475 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:31,791 -Hypnosis... -Thanks. 476 00:35:31,875 --> 00:35:34,333 -Hypnosis... -Hypnosis... 477 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:44,750 Not this place. It's not this illusion. 478 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,083 -Who are you? -You're intruding my territory? 479 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:49,791 I'll kill you! 480 00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,333 Elephant. 481 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,250 Dear, I'm back. 482 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,208 You're so eager to get back that 9,000 dollars? 483 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,375 Now, I'm giving you 10,000 dollars. 484 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,833 Yes! 485 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:38,583 Take the money and we'll break all ties. 486 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:44,125 Dear, why do you want to kill me? 487 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,458 I'm avenging my family and my children! 488 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:53,375 Hey! 489 00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:54,875 Over there! 490 00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:56,625 -Hey, don't run! -I won't stop! 491 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,000 -Hey, stand right there! -Don't run! 492 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,500 -Stand right there! -Stand right there! 493 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:01,708 Dear, I'm sorry. 494 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:03,750 You've received so much, and yet you're not satisfied. 495 00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,125 You ruined our family! 496 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:07,708 Hey, don't run! 497 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,500 Don't run! 498 00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:12,541 Calm down. Harmony brings prosperity. Gosh! 499 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,333 Fighting will ruin your relationship. 500 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,750 Put your sword down, everything will be fine. 501 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,791 Just stop fighting. 502 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,541 -Gosh! -No, she has lost her mind. 503 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:22,791 -Calm down! -Calm down! 504 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:27,541 Dear, can you ever forgive me? 505 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,541 Dear, I didn't fool around! 506 00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,541 I thought that guy with mustache was you. 507 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,041 Ms. Indian Beauty, you're back. 508 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,166 -Where is my dad? -He is in the Two-headed Snake's Temple. 509 00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:24,708 The Brahma's new messenger is a Singh. He comes from the Himalayas. 510 00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:26,916 That means your son-in-law is Himalaya Singh. 511 00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:28,791 Take care of this. 512 00:39:29,791 --> 00:39:32,125 The Brahma's new messenger is a Singh. He comes from the Himalayas. 513 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:34,375 That means your son-in-law is Himalaya Singh. 514 00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:36,791 Well... 515 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,375 Is that my junior's son? 516 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,750 Your daughter will come in and quarrel with you after ten seconds. 517 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,958 Then, she'll run away. You must lock her up. 518 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,916 -Dad. -Beauty. 519 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:50,750 Dad. 520 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,791 You can't choose my husband for me. 521 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,708 This is your destiny! 522 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:57,958 -I want the freedom to love. -This is India! 523 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,958 I must marry someone that I love. 524 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,583 I shouldn't have sent you to study in England! 525 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:05,625 Dad! 526 00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:09,041 Dad! 527 00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,083 Dad, please! 528 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:18,791 Indian Beauty. 529 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:22,250 Your dad just locked the front door, not the back door. 530 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:26,625 Quickly head to the east and you'll run into your Mr. Right. 531 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,791 Indian Beauty. 532 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:31,958 Your dad just locked the front door, not the back door. 533 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:36,291 Quickly head to the east and you'll run into your Mr. Right. 534 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:37,916 Thank you, Two-headed Snake! 535 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,291 Hey, take us along. 536 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,041 We haven't been outside for a long time. 537 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,416 Don't go! 538 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,333 I'm not your wife. I'm a peacock. 539 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:55,791 Wake up. Stop dreaming. 540 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,333 Remember. Be brave and cherish everything! 541 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,083 Indian Beauty. 542 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,291 Indian Beauty. 543 00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,875 Two-headed Snake, why did you bite me? 544 00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:19,250 After ten seconds, your Mr. Right will show up and suck the blood out. 545 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,916 Be brave. 546 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,708 Hey, how do I get here? 547 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:19,541 Go and check out 548 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,791 if there's a yellow ribbon there. 549 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:23,375 Okay. 550 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,083 -Dad, look. -Dad, look. 551 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:41,041 Mom. 552 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,833 Be good from now on. 553 00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:45,625 Listen to your mom. 554 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,125 -Dad! -Dad! 555 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:52,291 Let's go home together. 556 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:54,166 I've made a mistake. 557 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:55,708 I can't bring myself to see her. 558 00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:57,041 Dad! 559 00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,791 -Don't leave us. -Listen to me. 560 00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:02,458 You won't have a good life with me. 561 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,333 Get over there! 562 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,833 Aren't you listening to me? 563 00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:09,541 Get over there! 564 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,041 -Why are you here? Get over there! -Dad, no! 565 00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:13,458 -Dad. -Don't push me. 566 00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:14,833 -Get over there! -No! 567 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:18,333 -No! -Dad, don't leave us! 568 00:43:18,416 --> 00:43:19,833 Leave! 569 00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:22,000 You're bad. You don't listen to me! 570 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,250 -No! -I don't want you anymore. 571 00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:27,583 -Dear! -No! 572 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,333 Dear! 573 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,375 -Dear. -My sons! 574 00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:34,583 -Mom! -Mom! 575 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,916 -Dear! -Dear. 576 00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:38,208 My sons! 577 00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:39,458 -Mom! -Mom! 578 00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:41,125 Dear! 579 00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:43,958 -Dear! -Dear! 580 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:47,000 -Mom! -Dear! 581 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,666 Give my hand back to me. 582 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,375 Give my wife's photo back to me! 583 00:43:57,125 --> 00:43:59,916 "I'm not their dad. 584 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:04,750 I'm their uncle." 585 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,708 We got lost and missed the tour bus. 586 00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:08,791 Our tour bus! 587 00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:10,875 -Yes. -Hey! 588 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,500 Hey! 589 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,583 Wait up! 590 00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:23,666 -My friend. -Why do they have coconuts? 591 00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:25,208 Why the three of us don't have coconuts? 592 00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:27,291 All of them get to sit except us! 593 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:28,750 Did we not pay the tour fare? 594 00:44:36,625 --> 00:44:39,708 -Hey, you dropped something! -Hey! 595 00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:41,583 You dropped something! 596 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:48,000 -There are lots of money! -Lots of money! 597 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:51,750 Uncle, what should we do with the money? 598 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:58,041 Uncle, what should we do with the money? 599 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:01,208 That depends if we are the good guys or the bad guys. 600 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,958 Good guys will return others' belongings. 601 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:04,750 Bad guys will keep it for themselves. 602 00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:07,000 We didn't keep the money despite picking it up. 603 00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:08,875 It looks like we are not bad guys. 604 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,291 Where's the money? 605 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,541 Hey, what are you looking for? 606 00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:23,666 Do you need help? Answer me! 607 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,083 No, thanks. 608 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,583 You'd better be! 609 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,250 I've been watching you for some time. 610 00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:31,166 The three of you are whispering to one another's ears and acting sneakily. 611 00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:33,500 Tell me if you need help. I'm the person in charge here! 612 00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:35,958 -No, thanks. -Hey, take a shower. 613 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:37,708 Hey, do you want to worship Brahma? 614 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:41,375 Do you want to learn yoga or buy flowers? You're not answering me! 615 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:46,416 Ma'am, just say so if you need help. 616 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,041 Are you crazy to carry it by yourself? 617 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,750 Come. Let me help you with it. 618 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,458 Goodness! It's so heavy! Do you have a death wish? 619 00:45:55,666 --> 00:45:57,750 You should let the youngsters do this! 620 00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,583 -Watch out! -Look at your disciple. 621 00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:02,166 He's becoming worse and more like us. 622 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:05,125 If Indian Beauty gets married to him, her entire family 623 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,083 -will never have peace anymore. -Right. 624 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:10,291 Uncle, is the guy who talked loudly a good guy or a bad guy? 625 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:11,541 Of course he's a good guy. 626 00:46:11,625 --> 00:46:13,625 Hey, who did you say is a good guy? 627 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,875 I'm talking to you! 628 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:18,250 The three fools with hats! 629 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:22,041 If that's not considered a bad guy, what is it then? 630 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:24,958 Sit down! 631 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,833 Next time, don't ever let me hear you say that he's a good guy! 632 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:30,083 -Got it? -I'll beat you if I hear that again! 633 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,000 Get out of here! 634 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,375 Get out of here! 635 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,750 Damn it! He's still a good guy. 636 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:38,458 Is it because of us? 637 00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:41,000 Are we not bad enough? Is that why we couldn't make him be one? 638 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:42,916 Why don't we find him a tutor? 639 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,833 Why did I ask you to buy the dyes? 640 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:55,458 -I forgot. -I forgot. 641 00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:58,458 Check if you've written it down. 642 00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:03,708 "Today, we..." 643 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:05,875 Not this. 644 00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:07,166 Let me see. 645 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,458 This is... 646 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,083 "There were three wicked men with many tattoos at the bathhouse." 647 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:15,333 "Draw something to protect ourselves." 648 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:20,791 Draw quickly. 649 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,083 Go to the bathhouse after it's done. 650 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:25,000 Take a bath. 651 00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:56,791 -Hey, wake up! -What's the matter? 652 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,000 Hey! 653 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,916 What's going on? 654 00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:04,125 I know who we are. 655 00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:05,666 Who? 656 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:08,916 Idiots! 657 00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:13,291 We're the Japanese triad! 658 00:48:18,958 --> 00:48:21,625 Initially, this place was ours. 659 00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:25,083 Hey! 660 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:26,625 It's the three of you again? 661 00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:29,500 Do you want to buy flowers? 662 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:31,833 Do you want to worship Brahma or learn yoga? 663 00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:44,083 You're not answering-- 664 00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:57,208 Intruding my territory? 665 00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:59,083 -Intruding my territory? -Do it again if you dare! 666 00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:00,833 -Intruding my territory? -I'm not afraid of you. 667 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,291 -Intruding my territory? -Do it again! 668 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,166 -Intruding my territory? -Use both legs if you dare! 669 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,333 Gosh! 670 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:08,875 Smash it if you dare. 671 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,666 Do you think I only have one? 672 00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:13,333 You're taking so long. Do you know how to do it? 673 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:16,000 Let me do the countdown. One! 674 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:17,916 Two! 675 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:20,416 -Maybe start with the left hand first? -Hey, stop it! 676 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,000 Three tattooed guys, I'll beat you up if you move! 677 00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:25,250 This place belongs to us. Talk to us if there's a problem. 678 00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,875 Can I hire you as a tutor? 679 00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:43,083 You want me to teach him? My fee is expensive. 680 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:45,416 Sir, you've accepted the fees. 681 00:49:45,541 --> 00:49:46,583 You put it right there. 682 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,291 In your belly-band. 683 00:49:55,041 --> 00:49:57,500 You're a good person. Why do you want to be a bad person? 684 00:49:57,875 --> 00:50:00,875 I told you why. You wrote it right here. 685 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,750 "Be a bad guy for Tally's sake." 686 00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:14,750 INDIAN MAGIC OIL 687 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,958 Sir, how long does it take to learn to be a bad person? 688 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:18,833 -We're in a hurry. -Idiot! 689 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:22,958 It only takes three days to be a bad guy. Haven't you heard of it? 690 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:26,541 It takes three years to be a good person, but three days to be a bad person. 691 00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:28,583 But there's only a lake here. 692 00:50:29,041 --> 00:50:30,291 He can't get any worse though. 693 00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:33,291 Is there a casino nearby? 694 00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:35,833 Yes, there's a bus to the casino every month. 695 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:37,666 It will depart in a minute. 696 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:38,833 Let's go then. 697 00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:44,833 So fast? Can't he learn it here? 698 00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:47,583 -Hey, the boss has left. -Let's go. 699 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,333 He's going for three days. He should at least pack some clothes. 700 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:59,958 Idiot, it's only for three days. There's no need to change clothes. 701 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,291 I'll do my best to be a bad person! 702 00:51:05,916 --> 00:51:07,416 Come back if it's too hard. 703 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,333 I don't know the way. 704 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,333 Take a cab. 705 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,250 I have no money! 706 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,708 Just come back and I'll pay for it. 707 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,333 Excuse me. 708 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:38,041 It's only for three days. Does she have to be so emotional? 709 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:41,208 He'll be someone's husband after three days. 710 00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:59,333 Both of you have our poison. 711 00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,958 When he plays the flute, you'll keep dancing. 712 00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:03,166 He'll keep doing yoga if you play the flute. 713 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,416 He's your future husband. 714 00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:11,416 What? Even a snake can talk? 715 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:14,208 It's an illusion. 716 00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:18,291 -It's done. Let's play at the casino. -Sure! 717 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,750 This girl is very pretty. 718 00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:49,458 That pretty girl is also a guy with mustache. 719 00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:13,333 Place your bet and hands off. The bigger the bet, the more you win. 720 00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:16,958 The bigger the bet, the more you win. 721 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:20,500 The bigger the bet, the more you win. 722 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,250 The bigger the bet, the more you win. 723 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:27,291 The bigger the bet, the more you win. 724 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:28,750 The first lesson to be a bad person. 725 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,500 Get addicted to gambling. 726 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,250 -Remember two things. -What is it? 727 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:36,166 Winning money ultimately leads to a loss. 728 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,125 -Yes. -Place your bet. 729 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,541 Place your bet. 730 00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:44,375 The autumn breeze makes me want to eat some wild animals. 731 00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:46,583 Do you think they have 732 00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:50,416 pangolins or masked palm civet here? 733 00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:52,666 Boss, I'm starving. 734 00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:53,958 Let's go then. 735 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,458 Who are you? 736 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,250 We don't know each other. 737 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:12,083 -Why are you following us? -What? 738 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:13,833 Got you! 739 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:16,625 Stealing things? 740 00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:18,833 I'll beat you up. 741 00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:23,083 What is this? I've paid you to turn me into a bad person! 742 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,125 Idiot! 743 00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:29,166 Do you need to pay to be a bad person? 744 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:42,291 -Hey, kid. -Hello? 745 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:43,750 Kid. 746 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,583 -Over here. -Up here. 747 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:54,125 Kid, do you need help? 748 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,833 Go away, Mustache Guy! I don't like men! 749 00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:32,625 Goodness! I'm going to break! 750 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:41,000 Brahma, thanks for granting my love 751 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:45,375 with magical power to win this competition. 752 00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:48,458 Play it. 753 00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:51,000 Please play it and I'll keep dancing. 754 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:52,208 Please play it. 755 00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,625 I don't even understand you. 756 00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:28,041 Fan Tan or Pai Gow. Which one would you like to play first? 757 00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:29,708 I don't have money. 758 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:31,625 Go and rob someone if you have no money. 759 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:33,708 It's a method of being a bad person. 760 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:34,916 Okay. 761 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,625 I'm robbing you! 762 00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:44,583 Take out all your money! Take off your clothes! 763 00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:47,416 -It's an illusion. -"An illusion"? 764 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:51,583 It hurts a lot! I'll take them off. 765 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:06,291 Where's the money? There's no money. 766 00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:09,125 One dollar. 767 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:11,958 That went well. 768 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:18,375 That is an evil dollar that ruined my family. 769 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:34,708 This is an illusion. I have my clothes on. 770 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:36,208 I have my clothes on. 771 00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:37,750 I'm wearing many layers of them. 772 00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:57,250 Mustache Guy, why did you scream? 773 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,458 You have what I have. 774 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:03,916 I managed to rob a dollar! 775 00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:06,333 In ten seconds, there will be a Big Bet at the Sic Bo table. 776 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:07,291 Okay! 777 00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:10,375 Big Bet! 778 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,875 It's 3, 5 and 6. That's 14. It's a Big Bet! 779 00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:18,083 I've turned a dollar into two. 780 00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:20,375 The Fan Tan table will show two in ten seconds. 781 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,541 It's two. 782 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,291 Camel! 783 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,208 I bet on two! 784 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,541 Elephant! 785 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,916 I've won a lot of money. I'm so happy. 786 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:42,416 If you're happy, go all in for a Small Bet. 787 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,666 It's 3, 5 and 6. That's 14. It's a Big Bet! 788 00:58:54,041 --> 00:58:55,541 I lost everything. 789 00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:57,625 What do you want then? 790 00:58:57,875 --> 00:58:59,583 I want to win it all back. 791 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:03,291 Borrow money from the usury. It'll show triple six at the Sic Bo table. 792 00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:04,416 Okay. 793 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:07,541 It's done. There's no turning back for him now. 794 00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:10,125 Let's look for the next victim. 795 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,916 Sir, I would like to borrow one dollar. 796 00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:18,208 You get half the amount. 797 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,583 Pay me 13,000 dollars in return. 798 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:21,958 I'm only borrowing a dollar. Never mind. 799 00:59:23,291 --> 00:59:24,875 Triple six! 800 00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:28,000 One, three, four, eight. That's small! 801 00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,541 Do you want to borrow again? 802 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:40,500 Open! 803 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:42,750 It's such a big casino, 804 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,750 but there are no wild animals to eat. 805 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,541 Let's catch them ourselves. 806 00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:52,500 -Hey! -Goodness! 807 00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:56,416 -Kids, do you need help? -Kids, do you need help? 808 00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:59,625 Shit! We'll be eaten by someone in ten seconds. 809 00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:02,000 It's game over. 810 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:13,375 Idiot! 811 01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:15,208 You don't even dare to eat the snake. 812 01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:16,916 How could you be the Japanese triad? 813 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:20,375 -The snake could talk. -It was very scary. 814 01:00:21,916 --> 01:00:23,291 Was it scarier than me? 815 01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,208 Eat! 816 01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:36,000 Your girlfriend looks really beautiful! 817 01:00:39,416 --> 01:00:41,375 Don't get too close, Mustache Guy! 818 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:48,041 You're beautiful in my eyes. 819 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:50,583 But others can tell that you're a guy with mustache. 820 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:53,791 People will think that we are gays. 821 01:01:03,416 --> 01:01:04,791 My nephews. 822 01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:07,833 I've finally found you. 823 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:12,083 -What is it? -Go! 824 01:01:12,458 --> 01:01:14,583 -Go over there! -What is it? 825 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:15,833 Go away! 826 01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:17,500 That's ridiculous! 827 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:22,458 It's an illusion. 828 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,833 It's an illusion. 829 01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:27,333 Are they speaking wild dogs or wild boars' languages? 830 01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:32,625 You're so disgusting, Mustache Guy. 831 01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:35,750 -Boss. -Boss. 832 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:36,875 It feels so hot. 833 01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:40,666 Damn. 834 01:01:41,541 --> 01:01:42,750 The snake is very poisonous. 835 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:55,541 Shit! 836 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,708 -Where's Beauty? -She's with a man in the backyard. 837 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,791 Isn't this my junior... 838 01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:20,750 who unified with nature in harmony? 839 01:02:22,833 --> 01:02:24,666 You're a Chinese guy. 840 01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:26,708 You're not a Hindustani. 841 01:02:27,041 --> 01:02:29,791 You must be my junior's son then. 842 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:31,875 Do you know me? 843 01:02:32,541 --> 01:02:33,750 Do you know who I am? 844 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:41,166 Indian Beauty. 845 01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:46,291 I'll capture my daughter and wait for you in Yoga City. 846 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:56,333 It turns out I'm not one of the Japanese triad. 847 01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:59,791 I'm Singh from the Himalayas. 848 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,416 I'm a yoga expert. 849 01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:08,916 May I know how to get to Yoga City? 850 01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:11,583 I want to marry Indian Beauty. 851 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:28,125 This Mustache Guy's dancing looks nice. 852 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:43,416 -Dad. -Beauty. 853 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,916 Come back with me! 854 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,833 -There's another elephant. -Hold on. 855 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:51,333 Stop acting as you wish. Come home with me! 856 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:54,833 Dad, please give me two minutes. 857 01:03:57,875 --> 01:03:58,791 I'm leaving. 858 01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,875 I hope you can attend the competition in Yoga City. 859 01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:04,750 You can marry me if you win. 860 01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,000 You can win it. 861 01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:19,958 Mustache Guy. 862 01:04:31,416 --> 01:04:33,375 Why do I chase after her? 863 01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:36,458 Damn. 864 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,583 I fell in love with the Mustache Guy. 865 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:51,916 If there's something good to freshen up my mind, I surely won't lose. 866 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:53,958 My friend. 867 01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:55,791 Would you like to freshen up with some drugs? 868 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:56,916 Is it good? 869 01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,083 Yes. 870 01:04:58,375 --> 01:05:00,375 -Hurry. -Okay. 871 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:19,458 "The Indian Magic Oil" 872 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:22,208 "Drink one drop to erase one day of memory. 873 01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:23,833 Drink the same amount of drops 874 01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:25,916 according to the number of days you've been bad." 875 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:32,041 What date is today? 876 01:05:32,125 --> 01:05:33,458 -It's the tenth. -It's the tenth. 877 01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:34,958 Open your mouth. 878 01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:39,875 What date is today? 879 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:41,250 It's the ninth. 880 01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:44,541 Open your mouth. 881 01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:50,958 What date is today? 882 01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:52,500 -It's the eighth. -What? 883 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:03,000 -What date is today? -It's the seventh. 884 01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:05,375 Hey, today is the ninth. 885 01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:08,791 -No, it's the seventh. -No, it's the eighth! 886 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,166 A drop can really erase 887 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:11,750 -one day of memory. -It's the ninth! 888 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:13,291 -Look. It's the seventh. -It's the eighth. 889 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:14,708 -It's so magical. -It's eighth! 890 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:32,666 Pay the taxi fare. Be smart. 891 01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:37,125 The King of Tutor is awesome. He became a bad person in just two days. 892 01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:38,750 Two days? It was only a day. 893 01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,541 Who's the King of Tutor? 894 01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,666 What are you looking for? 895 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,583 Don't bother me. 896 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:51,375 Thanks to you I've become like this. 897 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:52,875 I'm very awesome now. 898 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:55,000 A morbid gambler. 899 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,875 A drug addict. 900 01:06:57,166 --> 01:06:59,666 A scumbag and rotten to the core. 901 01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:02,291 I put the blame on others in everything. 902 01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:08,000 He has succeeded. He can marry Indian Beauty now. 903 01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:09,291 Screw it! 904 01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,125 Marrying Indian Beauty? 905 01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:12,875 I can't even do the basic moves. 906 01:07:13,208 --> 01:07:15,541 How is that so? You can unify with nature in harmony. 907 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:16,666 That's right. 908 01:07:19,041 --> 01:07:22,083 How can I unify with nature in harmony now? 909 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:33,625 If you can't marry Indian Beauty, you can marry me. 910 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:35,708 -Tally. -Tally. 911 01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:41,458 Whatever. Shut up. 912 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:44,083 As long as you have money for me to buy drugs 913 01:07:46,416 --> 01:07:49,708 and gamble, I'm fine with anything. 914 01:08:36,791 --> 01:08:38,375 Don't be lazy. 915 01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:40,583 Can you accompany me for the night? 916 01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,458 There's no money, but you said there are. 917 01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:22,291 Where is it? Where did you put it? 918 01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:29,291 Believe me. I'll hit your head if you don't tell me. 919 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:30,958 I'm your wife. 920 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,208 Whatever. 921 01:09:40,916 --> 01:09:42,166 I'll just take it as bad luck then. 922 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,750 Quickly get over it and give me money to buy drugs. 923 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:46,750 Come on. 924 01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:55,375 Why don't you just kill me? 925 01:09:55,916 --> 01:09:57,500 Marry someone else. 926 01:09:57,791 --> 01:10:00,000 Someone like me isn't worth it. 927 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,333 You can open up the bag. 928 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,666 I did. 929 01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:08,541 It's about the Indian Magic Oil. 930 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,208 "Drink one drop to erase one day of memory. 931 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,083 Drink the same amount of drops 932 01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:14,958 according to the number of days you've been bad." 933 01:10:15,041 --> 01:10:17,875 There's no such thing in the world. 934 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:19,750 I have it. 935 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,833 We've known each other for 12 days. Each of us takes 12 drops. 936 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:25,333 After drinking it, you'll gain your innocence. 937 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:27,708 This relationship between us will vanish. 938 01:10:29,375 --> 01:10:32,833 I became a bad person during the last three days. 939 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:35,291 There's no need to forget the first nine days. 940 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:38,375 Just forget everything. I don't want to stay in your heart. 941 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:43,958 It's enough if only I drink it. You don't have to drink it. 942 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:45,416 Just drink it. 943 01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:47,250 Let's forget each other. 944 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,083 -This is-- -Stop nagging. 945 01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:07,625 Who are you? 946 01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:12,208 Do you know how to go to Yoga City? 947 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:13,666 Why do you want to go there? 948 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:15,083 To marry Indian Beauty. 949 01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:17,291 That's a tough competition. 950 01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:20,500 -Can you put your leg on your head? -Yes. 951 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:22,166 There! 952 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,291 -Put it on your head. Not mine. -Okay. 953 01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:26,958 There. 954 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:32,208 After you marry her, give half of her dowries to me. 955 01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:34,041 Why should I split it with you? 956 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:37,041 You don't know the way. If I don't lead you, you can't marry her. 957 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:40,791 -That's right. Thank you so much. -Don't mention it. 958 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:42,916 Hey, wipe off your snot. 959 01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:45,458 Done. 960 01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:07,416 You must win. 961 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,875 After you win, give half of her dowries to me. 962 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:13,750 Once I have more dowries, I can get a better husband. 963 01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:15,083 Okay. 964 01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:16,625 Do you have the confidence to win? 965 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:20,291 I'll copy whatever you guys do. 966 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:23,208 I should be the one asking you if you have the confidence. 967 01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:24,958 Beauty. 968 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:27,625 That man in the purple outfit is your future husband. 969 01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:31,958 Mustache Guy! 970 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,416 Mustache Guy! 971 01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:43,958 That man in the orange outfit is my future husband. 972 01:12:48,416 --> 01:12:50,541 There are so many people fighting for Mustache Guy. 973 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:55,041 King of Yoga's yoga contest for potential son-in-law 974 01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:57,833 begins in Yoga City now! 975 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:00,291 Round one. Yoga human ball. 976 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:02,375 The remaining six winners will proceed to round two. 977 01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:07,416 King of Yoga's yoga contest for potential son-in-law begins in Yoga City now! 978 01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:09,791 Round one. Yoga human ball. 979 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:14,125 The remaining six winners will proceed to round two. 980 01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:38,958 Hey, transform into a human ball! 981 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:40,833 Transform into a human ball! 982 01:13:51,541 --> 01:13:54,000 Goodness! What the hell are you doing? 983 01:14:32,041 --> 01:14:34,666 It seems like it's either your preferred candidate or mine. 984 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,125 What's the point of doing this? 985 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:42,708 Are you acting cool? They're almost reaching the finishing line. 986 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:53,041 You're transforming into a ball now? You think you're Schumacher? 987 01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:56,666 It's a waste of effort. I lost my bus fare too. 988 01:15:14,416 --> 01:15:16,375 You're even better than Schumacher! 989 01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:21,291 Hey, this guy is insane! 990 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,541 Amazing! 991 01:15:51,041 --> 01:15:53,000 What a formidable opponent. 992 01:15:53,791 --> 01:15:55,708 An unexpected opponent showed up! 993 01:15:57,625 --> 01:15:59,791 What a formidable opponent. 994 01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:06,791 Round two. 995 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:10,708 A rolling-drum race. 996 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:13,333 The fastest three winners 997 01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:18,416 in rolling the drum will proceed to round three. 998 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,541 Round two. A rolling-drum race. 999 01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:22,708 The fastest three winners 1000 01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:24,916 in rolling the drum will proceed to round three. 1001 01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:27,000 -Hey. -Hey. 1002 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:30,833 Let's attack him later. 1003 01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,375 Gosh! 1004 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:52,958 Throw the paint! 1005 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:00,041 That's a drift! 1006 01:18:00,125 --> 01:18:01,916 He can surely marry Indian Beauty this time! 1007 01:18:13,041 --> 01:18:14,750 Mustache Guy, play it harder! 1008 01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:20,166 Guys, put more effort! 1009 01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:23,458 Let's go! 1010 01:18:24,916 --> 01:18:27,291 I'm exhausted! 1011 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,291 Super awesome! 1012 01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:55,375 We'll split it to 60:40. I'll take the larger share. 1013 01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:03,791 Don't get closer unless you split it to 70:30. 1014 01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,791 How can I unify with nature in harmony now? 1015 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:14,083 Why do I find myself in your heart? 1016 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,166 Why do I look so ugly with the snot? 1017 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:20,291 Nonsense. What are you talking about? 1018 01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:26,250 Self-mutilation contest. 1019 01:19:27,041 --> 01:19:30,416 Two people who can do the worst damage to themselves will proceed to the final. 1020 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,000 Round three. 1021 01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:33,583 Self-mutilation contest. 1022 01:19:34,083 --> 01:19:38,000 Two people who can do the worst damage to themselves will proceed to the final. 1023 01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:40,250 Beauty. 1024 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:43,166 I'll give ten points to your man. 1025 01:19:43,708 --> 01:19:45,791 You give ten points to mine too. 1026 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,333 Let's get rid of that big head guy. 1027 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:07,250 Hey, that's enough! 1028 01:20:07,583 --> 01:20:09,458 -That's a strong blow! -No! 1029 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:33,208 Mustache Guy, don't stop playing! 1030 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:38,125 Keep playing. 1031 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:04,875 Points for the contestant in the purple outfit. 1032 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:11,083 You gave him ten points for such a bad performance? 1033 01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:22,750 Points for the contestant in the orange outfit. 1034 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,583 Dad! 1035 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:34,791 Dad, you didn't keep your promise! 1036 01:21:38,333 --> 01:21:39,666 They just simply gave the points. 1037 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:44,625 Points for the contestant in the white outfit. 1038 01:21:52,416 --> 01:21:53,333 That's cheating! 1039 01:21:53,416 --> 01:21:55,791 -That's cheating! -That's cheating! 1040 01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:59,083 -That's cheating! -That's cheating! 1041 01:21:59,375 --> 01:22:00,500 That's cheating! 1042 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,500 -That's cheating! -That's cheating! 1043 01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,666 -Beauty, add some points. -No way. 1044 01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,708 -Add some points. -No. 1045 01:22:08,416 --> 01:22:09,625 No! 1046 01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:11,875 Don't add any points! No! 1047 01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:13,375 This will fail my man! No way! 1048 01:22:15,458 --> 01:22:16,375 Be quiet. 1049 01:22:16,916 --> 01:22:21,875 Let me announce that these three can proceed to the final! 1050 01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:31,458 -Unresolved Mystery. -Unresolved Mystery. 1051 01:22:31,708 --> 01:22:32,916 -To be fair, -To be fair, 1052 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,791 -please test the bell in front of you. -please test the bell in front of you. 1053 01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:39,375 -Not by hand! -Not by hand! 1054 01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:41,708 -Use your will. -Use your will. 1055 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:45,666 Please get into a state of meditation. 1056 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,666 Please get into a state of meditation. 1057 01:22:48,750 --> 01:22:51,166 The snake pattern that encircles the three of you 1058 01:22:51,416 --> 01:22:53,916 is the Unresolved Mystery in Yoga City. Please solve it. 1059 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,625 Whoever that can solve this mystery 1060 01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,583 will be my husband. 1061 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:01,625 Please solve this Unresolved Mystery. 1062 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:04,250 The snake bites its own tail. 1063 01:23:05,041 --> 01:23:06,291 What does it mean? 1064 01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:08,500 It's so complicated. 1065 01:23:09,791 --> 01:23:12,333 Brahma, please grant my husband wisdom. 1066 01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:15,416 Brahma, please grant Himalaya Singh wisdom. 1067 01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:38,708 I'm Peacock, Brahma's messenger. 1068 01:23:38,791 --> 01:23:41,333 Each of you had an extraordinary adventure in India. 1069 01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:43,125 I would like to hear your opinions. 1070 01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:45,083 Let's start with you, the one who lost his memories. 1071 01:23:46,166 --> 01:23:47,750 Who's the one that lost his memories? 1072 01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:49,416 That's you. 1073 01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:50,750 Why me? 1074 01:23:51,416 --> 01:23:53,208 I don't even know who I am. 1075 01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:55,541 I have no memory. Without memory, I don't exist. 1076 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:57,416 Since I don't exist, why do you bother asking me? 1077 01:23:57,500 --> 01:24:00,208 Such wise words! What about the one who dreams? 1078 01:24:00,291 --> 01:24:01,750 Who's the one that dreams? 1079 01:24:01,833 --> 01:24:03,208 It's me. 1080 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,375 When I was dreaming, I thought I was awake. 1081 01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,208 When I was awake, I thought I was sleeping. 1082 01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:08,458 Are you sleeping or awake now? 1083 01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:11,375 I think I'm awake, but I know that I'm actually dreaming. 1084 01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:12,791 Such wise words. 1085 01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:14,958 Himalaya Singh, what about you? 1086 01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:17,416 Everything is but Brahma's dream. 1087 01:24:23,708 --> 01:24:24,666 Where did he go? 1088 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:27,791 He has been selected as the new messenger for Brahma. 1089 01:24:27,916 --> 01:24:30,166 Both of you may return to fight for Indian Beauty. 1090 01:24:30,250 --> 01:24:32,458 Hey, how to solve the Unresolved Mystery? 1091 01:24:32,541 --> 01:24:33,791 Give us some hints. 1092 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:37,083 You shouldn't be asking me. Count on yourselves! 1093 01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:39,083 -Count on myself? -Count on myself? 1094 01:24:43,708 --> 01:24:44,791 -I know! -I know! 1095 01:24:44,875 --> 01:24:46,708 -Ring the bell! -Ring it. 1096 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,041 -Count on myself! -Count on myself! 1097 01:24:51,791 --> 01:24:53,625 -Uncle! -Uncle! 1098 01:24:53,708 --> 01:24:55,958 -Uncle! -Uncle! 1099 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:58,541 -Uncle, we saw our tour bus! -Uncle, we saw our tour bus! 1100 01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:01,625 Take me with you! 1101 01:25:01,708 --> 01:25:03,208 Take me with you! 1102 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,416 Beauty! 1103 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:09,250 Beauty! 1104 01:25:10,083 --> 01:25:11,166 Beauty! 1105 01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:16,208 Go after them! 1106 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:21,333 Hey! 1107 01:25:23,375 --> 01:25:24,333 Hey! 1108 01:25:25,791 --> 01:25:26,708 Hey! 1109 01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,458 Hey! 1110 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:30,875 Hey! 1111 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:32,958 Help! 1112 01:25:33,041 --> 01:25:35,166 He has been possessed! 1113 01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,500 I'm Brahma's current messenger, Peacock. 1114 01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:55,750 Peacock? 1115 01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:58,166 My mission is to replace you 1116 01:25:58,416 --> 01:26:00,083 and guard Brahma while he sleeps? 1117 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:01,708 If Brahma wakes up, 1118 01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:04,791 everything in this world will disappear including you and me. 1119 01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:07,125 All of us live inside Brahma's dream. 1120 01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:10,750 When he falls asleep again, the world will start all over. 1121 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,750 From now on, I'll be reading people's wishes to Brahma who's dreaming. 1122 01:26:20,833 --> 01:26:24,041 If Brahma gets it, that person's dream will come true. 1123 01:26:24,208 --> 01:26:26,583 -I'm counting on you. -Leave it to me. 1124 01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:33,750 Anup in Bombay wishes for world peace. 1125 01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:41,125 A Hong Kong tour guide in Jodhpur wishes to find the four missing tourists. 1126 01:26:41,666 --> 01:26:42,958 Everyone is here. 1127 01:26:43,041 --> 01:26:46,333 Gosh, it's a pity those four are still missing. 1128 01:26:46,416 --> 01:26:47,708 -Hey! -Hey! 1129 01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:51,583 -Hey! -Hey! 1130 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:55,333 -Hey! -Hey! 1131 01:27:05,125 --> 01:27:06,791 -You're the uncle! -You're the uncle! 1132 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:08,958 -Both of you are his nephews! -Both of you are his nephews! 1133 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,541 And I'm their aunt. 1134 01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:11,541 Who am I then? 1135 01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:13,375 -You're our tour member! -You're our tour member! 1136 01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:17,250 Tally wishes to marry the possessed man that she's carrying on her back. 1137 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,166 Is that me? 1138 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,458 You meditated with the others. 1139 01:27:23,625 --> 01:27:25,166 Why are you meditating for so long? 1140 01:27:25,416 --> 01:27:26,791 You're so troublesome. 1141 01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:29,000 Actually, you're quite awesome. 1142 01:27:29,458 --> 01:27:32,000 Why don't you be my husband? 1143 01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:35,208 It's a deal then. 1144 01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:39,166 This girl and I are pretty interesting. 1145 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:42,000 When I thought our relationship just begun, it's actually ending. 1146 01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:44,291 When I thought it's ending, it's actually the beginning. 1147 01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:50,375 The King of Yoga of Yoga City wishes 1148 01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:53,500 to grant Himalaya Singh wisdom to solve the Unresolved Mystery. 1149 01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:57,041 The snake's head is biting its tail. 1150 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:58,541 Head is tail, tail is head. 1151 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:00,625 The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning. 1152 01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:02,708 It means to be indifferent to the beginning or the end. 1153 01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:08,166 Hey, you're awake? 1154 01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:12,625 Is the world going to vanish then? I just started. 1155 01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:29,250 Brahma falls asleep and continues to dream again. 1156 01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:32,333 The world starts all over again. 1157 01:28:39,583 --> 01:28:42,750 They are back to the age of the uncivilized again. 1158 01:28:43,166 --> 01:28:48,000 There is a group of primitives living in this uncivilized world. 1159 01:28:49,041 --> 01:28:53,125 They don't know how to talk or stand up straight yet. 1160 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:57,958 The young primitive men are drilling the wood to start a fire. 1161 01:28:58,166 --> 01:29:00,541 Unfortunately, they burn themselves instead. 1162 01:29:02,041 --> 01:29:06,250 The adult primitive rushed in and reprimanded them at once. 1163 01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:13,291 They mark down this incident by using knotted string as records. 1164 01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:16,541 Since it has too many knots, 1165 01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:21,750 the adult primitive forgot the reason for making such a huge knot. 1166 01:29:22,166 --> 01:29:26,041 Human's memory is unreliable after all. 1167 01:29:26,416 --> 01:29:30,833 In other place, these two teenagers are falling in love. 1168 01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:34,208 The woman uses a stick to express her interest. 1169 01:29:34,541 --> 01:29:37,583 If the man is interested, he'll let the woman hit his head. 1170 01:29:37,666 --> 01:29:41,750 Then, the woman drags her man home. 1171 01:29:41,958 --> 01:29:44,875 The primitives' feelings are very direct. 1172 01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:47,083 The primitive father and daughter are having a walk. 1173 01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:49,125 They were almost hit by a Velocisaurus. 1174 01:29:49,208 --> 01:29:51,250 The smart daughter realizes that the standing up posture 1175 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:53,958 of the Velocisaurus enables it to run fast. 1176 01:29:54,208 --> 01:29:56,791 So, she starts to learn how to stand up straight. 1177 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,500 When the others saw such an interesting behavior, 1178 01:29:59,666 --> 01:30:01,666 they learn to stand up straight too. 1179 01:30:01,916 --> 01:30:04,541 They fall down and stand up again. 1180 01:30:04,708 --> 01:30:06,875 They fall down again after standing up. 1181 01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:11,208 When these primitives are trying hard to stand up, 1182 01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:14,583 a primitive at the faraway Himalayas 1183 01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:17,875 already knows how to stand up. 1184 01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:19,958 He is able to do the handstand too. 1185 01:30:20,291 --> 01:30:23,208 Since it's too boring to be by himself, 1186 01:30:23,291 --> 01:30:26,916 he twists his body in every angle. 1187 01:30:27,375 --> 01:30:30,041 This is the earliest stage of yoga. 1188 01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:36,041 This Himalayas' primitive 1189 01:30:36,125 --> 01:30:39,291 starts to think how this world is formed 1190 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,958 and how he comes into existence. 1191 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:45,291 Then, he tries to communicate with the sky. 1192 01:30:45,583 --> 01:30:47,166 Om! 1193 01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:49,250 Don't underestimate the om. 1194 01:30:49,333 --> 01:30:52,541 In yoga, it represents the beginning of a universe. 1195 01:30:52,625 --> 01:30:54,875 It holds infinite energy. 1196 01:30:55,041 --> 01:30:56,916 Go, primitives! 1197 01:30:57,041 --> 01:31:00,166 -Human's progression depends on you! -Om! 1198 01:32:49,833 --> 01:32:52,833 Subtitle translation by Angel Choo 79719

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