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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:02,503 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,266 - BEFORE MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED, 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:07,682 WE'D TAKE A FAMILY TRIP EVERY YEAR TO CATALINA ISLAND. 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,508 IT WAS THE KIND OF PLACE A FAMILY COULD LOOK FORWARD TO 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,083 FOR A RELAXING VACATION. 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,382 - I WILL WAIT. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,253 YOU'RE NOT RESEALING THE POOL DURING OUR STAY. 8 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,393 - EXCEPT, FOR OUR FAMILY, IT WAS HARDLY RELAXING, 9 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,218 BARELY A VACATION, AND NONE OF US LOOKED FORWARD TO IT. 10 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,624 - MEL, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE POOL 11 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,615 I'M GONNA EAT ALL THE BACON OFF YOUR CLUB SANDWICH. 12 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:24,757 - HE WASN'T WRONG, 13 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,402 BUT HE ALWAYS USED TOO MUCH CLUB TO PROVE HE WAS RIGHT. 14 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,558 - DO NOT SIGN THAT. 15 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:29,656 SIGNING A WAIVER IS BASICALLY 16 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,267 GIVING THEM A LICENSE TO KILL YOU. 17 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:33,629 - MEL, THIS HORSE IS OLDER THAN NANA. 18 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,167 - I'M WITH DAD ON THIS ONE. 19 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:39,374 - FUN FACT ABOUT ME-- TERRIFIED OF HORSES. 20 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,377 THAT'S HOW OUR VACATIONS WENT, YEAR AFTER YEAR-- 21 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,250 STARTED OUT WITH THE BEST OF INTENTIONS... 22 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,348 - BEAUTIFUL. - BREATHTAKING. 23 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,521 - AMAZING. 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,219 - BUT IT ALWAYS ENDED WITH DAD. 25 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,221 - I CAN'T SEE. 26 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:56,193 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE * 27 00:00:56,224 --> 00:01:00,234 * THE PLACES WE'VE BEEN IN THE SETTING SUN * 28 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:04,271 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 29 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:08,268 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 30 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,812 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 31 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,179 - GOT DIVORCE PAPERS TODAY. 32 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:20,351 - OH, SORRY, SLOAN. THAT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH. 33 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,681 - NOT REALLY. THEY'RE YOURS. 34 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,245 - OH. UH, OKAY. 35 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,285 NO BIG DEAL. I WAS PRETTY MUCH EXPECTING THEM. 36 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,190 A FORMALITY. AND WHY IS THIS OPEN? 37 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,463 - YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 38 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,531 REALIZED ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH READING THEM THEY WERE YOURS. 39 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,230 THEN I KEPT READING. 40 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,462 CHEESE AND CRACKERS, LAWYERS MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY 41 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,597 THAN MIDDLE-SCHOOL PRINCIPALS. 42 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,342 I'M JUST GONNA HELP MYSELF TO ONE OF YOUR IMPORTED BEERS 43 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,269 AND NOT FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT IT. 44 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,574 ALSO, I'LL JUST TAKE THIS LOOSE CHANGE. 45 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,836 - DROPPED A NICKEL. 46 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,514 - HEY, DAD, I'M HEADED OVER TO MOM'S. 47 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,642 OH, AND SINCE WE'RE NOT GOING TO CATALINA THIS YEAR, 48 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,348 I WAS GONNA GO WITH NICOLE 49 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,520 TO HER FAMILY'S BEACH HOUSE FOR THE LONG WEEKEND. 50 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:55,378 - WE'RE NOT GOING TO CATALINA? 51 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,486 - WHY WOULD WE GO ON A FAMILY TRIP? 52 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,248 WE'RE NOT EXACTLY A FAMILY ANYMORE. 53 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,287 - COOL. THEN I'M GONNA GO CALL RUNYEN 54 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,822 AND TELL HIM I CAN GO FISHING WITH HIS FAMILY. 55 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,587 - JUST 'CAUSE I'M A SINGLE DAD 56 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,257 DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE MY KIDS ON A FAMILY VACATION. 57 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,567 - THEY SEEMED OKAY WITH NOT GOING. 58 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,729 I'M JUST SAYING. 59 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,366 I GOT A LOT OF VACATION DAYS AND A FRESHLY WAXED BACK. 60 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,503 I'M THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 61 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,867 - I THINK THEY MAY HAVE SOURED ON THE TRIP IN THE PAST 62 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:22,206 BECAUSE I MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT DIFFICULT TO TRAVEL WITH. 63 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,843 TRUTH BE TOLD, WHEN I'M ON VACATION, 64 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,207 I SOMETIMES FAIL TO-- 65 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,316 - LEAVE YOUR PERSONALITY AT HOME? 66 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:28,718 - HEY, I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS. 67 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,249 YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO LET GO OF THAT. 68 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,324 - SO YOUR IDEA OF A VACATION 69 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,322 IS JUST PUTTING ON SANDALS AND YELLING AT PEOPLE. 70 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:36,424 - NO. OPEN-TOED SHOES ARE NEITHER SAFE NOR SANITARY. 71 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,457 WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 72 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:42,262 I AM GONNA GIVE MY KIDS AN AWESOME FAMILY VACATION 73 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,626 JUST BY BEING A KINDER, GENTLER MEL. 74 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,766 MEL LIGHT. 75 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,300 - ALL THE MEL WE LOVE WITHOUT THE BITTER AFTERTASTE. 76 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,638 [bottles clink] 77 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,912 - SO THAT'S HOW THE DIVORCE PAPERS AFFECTED DAD. 78 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,811 FOR MOM, THEY MEANT DIPPING HER TOE 79 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,953 IN THE ONLINE DATING POOL... 80 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,548 WITH KATIE'S HELP. 81 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,880 [cell phone rings] 82 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,285 - HEY, MEL, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. KATIE AND I-- 83 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,859 I CAN TALK. - DID YOU GET THE PAPERS? 84 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,458 - I DID. 85 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,530 [computer chimes] 86 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:14,729 STARING AT THEM RIGHT NOW. - BIG STEP. 87 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,302 - YEAH, WE'LL GET THROUGH IT, THOUGH. 88 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,830 - ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 89 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,966 SO, UH, IT'S THAT CATALINA TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. 90 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,242 - OH, THANK GOD WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 91 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:27,582 - ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING MAYBE I WOULD TAKE THE KIDS. 92 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:30,378 - YOU'RE TAKING THE KIDS TO CATALINA WITHOUT ME? 93 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,381 - IF THAT'S OKAY. 94 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,653 - IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, MEL. 95 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,881 [computer chimes] 96 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,486 BUT WEIRD IS OUR WHEELHOUSE. 97 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,019 GO FOR IT. 98 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,624 I THOUGHT ONE OF THE UPSIDES OF MY PARENTS' DIVORCE 99 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,556 WAS THAT NOBODY GOT CUSTODY OF CATALINA. 100 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,963 I WANTED TO GO TO OXNARD WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. 101 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,325 - YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN'T GO, RIGHT? 102 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,404 - YEAH. 103 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,532 - THEN I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 104 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,336 OXNARD SUCKS. 105 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,268 WE WAKE UP AT DAWN, WE FISH ALL DAY, 106 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,474 WE ONLY EAT WHAT WE CATCH. 107 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,265 AND NOTHING'S WASTED. 108 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,477 WE EAT THE FACE, HENRY. WE EAT THE FACE. 109 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,280 [elevator buzzes, doors open] 110 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,612 - HEY, JENNY. 111 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:09,816 - I'M SO EXCITED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH YOU. 112 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,320 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 113 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,792 - OH, YOUR DAD DIDN'T TELL YOU? 114 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,420 MY MOM'S OUT OF TOWN FOR WORK, 115 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,656 SO I'M GOING TO CATALINA WITH YOU GUYS. 116 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,890 - SO IT'S NOT JUST A FAMILY THING. 117 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,926 - I EVEN BOUGHT A NEW SWIMSUIT. - I HAVE SWIMSUITS. 118 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,372 - I'M GONNA GO PACK. SO EXCITED. 119 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,340 - DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT? 120 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:34,410 I'M GOING TO CATALINA WITH JENNY AND HER NEW SWIMSUIT. 121 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,812 IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME. 122 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,953 - I'LL BE IN OXNARD WITH MY MOM AND HER ONE-PIECE-- 123 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,079 CONSIDERABLY LESS AWESOME. 124 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,324 - NO, IT'S JUST A PRESSURE-FREE COFFEE THING 125 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,721 TO GET OUR FEET WET AND SEE IF WE CLICK. 126 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,422 AND, YOU KNOW, IF NOT, NO BIG WHOOP, 127 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,364 BUT IF WE DO, WE'LL ROLL INTO DINNER AND SEE WHERE THE NIGHT-- 128 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,359 MM... 129 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,090 AND... [slurps] 130 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,964 MY NEWLY WHITENED TEETH TAKE US. 131 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,063 - SO THEN NO MORE COFFEE? 132 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,795 - YES. MORE COFFEE, MORE COFFEE. 133 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,530 I HAVE 15 MORE STRIPS IN MY PACK. 134 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:02,566 YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S HERE. BEAT IT. 135 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:05,073 - ARE YOU-- - JOYCE. I AM. 136 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,365 NICE TO MEET YOU. 137 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,037 - NO. NOT FOR ME. 138 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,336 - "NOT FOR ME"? 139 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,648 WHO IS HE TO SAY THAT? 140 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,880 HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW "FOR HIM" I COULD BE. 141 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,445 - SO DAD'S PERFECT POST-DIVORCE VACATION HIT A LITTLE SNAG-- 142 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,845 HIS PRE-DIVORCE WIFE. 143 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:23,387 - YOU KNOW WHAT? MOM'S IN A REALLY BAD PLACE RIGHT NOW. 144 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,034 - I AM? - YOU ARE. 145 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,428 AND I'M NOT GOING TO CATALINA AND JUST LEAVING YOU LIKE THIS. 146 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:29,432 - WAIT, WHAT? 147 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:30,863 - I'M STAYING BESIDE THE WOMAN 148 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,698 WHO HAS ALWAYS LOOKED OUT FOR MY BEST INTEREST, 149 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,443 AND, YOU KNOW, IF SHE FEELS BETTER SOON, 150 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,968 I'LL JUST GO TO NICOLE'S. 151 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,113 - GREAT. SO WE'RE JUST NOT TAKING A FAMILY VACATION? 152 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,608 - NO, WE HAVE TO GO! 153 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,581 THERE ARE NEW BATHING SUITS INVOLVED! 154 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,980 AND DAD IS TRYING TO KEEP THIS FAMILY ON TRACK 155 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,382 AND GIVE US AN AWESOME VACATION... 156 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,915 IS WHAT HE SAID. 157 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:52,089 - KATIE, YOU'RE COMING ON THIS TRIP WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. 158 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,149 - "MEL LIGHT" IN THREE, TWO, ONE... 159 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,917 - BUT I THINK YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID. 160 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,127 MIGHT SEE A WHALE. 161 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,458 - I'M JUST GONNA DELETE MY PROFILE. 162 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,364 THERE, I DID IT. 163 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,897 I NO LONGER EXIST. 164 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,104 YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT TIME. 165 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:13,606 - SO THERE I WAS, IN PARADISE WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS... 166 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,711 AND THE FAMILY OF MY REALITY. 167 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,954 YEP, ALL OF THEM. 168 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,449 - YOU'RE SURE THIS INVITE'S NOT JUST A PITY THING? 169 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,122 - OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. - NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 170 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,050 - BECAUSE IT'S OKAY IF IT IS. 171 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,645 - BASICALLY IT IS, YEAH. - TOTALLY. 172 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:33,393 . 173 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,527 - I'M SORRY. I DON'T SHOW A RESERVATION FOR A MEL FISHER. 174 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:40,533 - WELL, THAT IS WEIRD, BECAUSE I MADE ONE YESTERDAY. 175 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,538 [clears throat] 176 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,609 WOULD YOU MIND CHECKING AGAIN FOR ME, PLEASE? 177 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,968 - HORSEBACK RIDING. 178 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,576 IT'S RIGHT NEXT DOOR. WE SHOULD GO. 179 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,508 - GOOD LUCK CONVINCING MY DAD. 180 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,983 HE SAYS THEY'RE A LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN. 181 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,482 I GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE A HORSE WILL BREAK YOUR NECK 182 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,684 IF IT GETS THE CHANCE. 183 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,645 BUT... 184 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:59,194 WHAT ABOUT WHATEVER THIS IS? 185 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:02,219 NEEDLEPOINT AND QUILT FESTIVAL. 186 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,985 MARGARET COHEN FROM WOODLAND HILLS 187 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,134 CALLS IT A "PATCHWORK OF DELIGHT." 188 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,529 - [laughs] YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 189 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,732 WE ARE SO GOING. 190 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,166 - CHECKING AVAILABILITY. 191 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,172 YEAH, SORRY. NOTHING'S COMING UP. 192 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,535 AND WE ARE FULLY BOOKED THE ENTIRE WEEKEND. 193 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,644 [whispers indistinctly] 194 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,175 - FULLY BOOKED? IT'S THE OFF-SEASON. 195 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,011 WE'RE THE ONLY ONES IN THIS HOTEL LOBBY 196 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,206 THAT AREN'T ON THE PAYROLL. 197 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,017 - LET ME RECOMMEND ANOTHER HOTEL. 198 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,249 - THEY LOST OUR RESERVATION? 199 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,193 HERE COMES DAD'S FIRST BLOWUP OF THE WEEKEND. 200 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,390 - IT'S GONNA BE WORSE THAN THAT, 201 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,161 'CAUSE THEIR WEBSITE SAYS THEY'VE GOT NOTHING BUT ROOMS. 202 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,130 - WHY WOULD SHE LIE? 203 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,727 - I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF ELVIS. 204 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:46,726 - OH, NO. 205 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,137 - THIS DOES NOT END WELL. 206 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:51,068 - GOOD NEWS. - UH-HUH? 207 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,744 - THE SANDY SEAHORSE MOTEL HAS VACANCIES. 208 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,143 - FABULOUS. - YES. 209 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,084 I'LL GO CALL A COURTESY SHUTTLE. 210 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:59,649 - IF HE FINDS OUT, IT'S GOING TO BE A BLOODBATH. 211 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,920 - OR THERE'S NO BLOODBATH 'CAUSE WE DON'T TELL HIM. 212 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,079 I NEED THIS WEEKEND TO GO WELL. - HE NEEDS TO KNOW. 213 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,117 - THE THING IS HE DOESN'T. - HEY, GUYS. 214 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,123 - HI. - HEY, DAD. 215 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,294 - LITTLE UPDATE-- 216 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,091 I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT OUR FRIEND AT THE FRONT DESK 217 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,134 HAS LOST OUR RESERVATION 218 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,260 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT ELVIS AT THE HOTEL. 219 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,225 SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STEP OUTSIDE. 220 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,934 - IN THAT MOMENT, I FELT BAD FOR DEBBIE. 221 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,566 SHE WAS ABOUT TO GET HER ASS HANDED TO HER. 222 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,971 BUT THE REAL VICTIM HERE WAS ME... 223 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:26,113 INNOCENT, JUST-TRYING-TO-SEE- JENNY-IN-A-BATHING-SUIT ME. 224 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,239 - OUR SHUTTLE TO THE SANDY SEAHORSE MOTEL 225 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,635 SHOULD BE HERE PRETTY SOON. 226 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,747 GONNA BE GREAT. 227 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:36,676 - I'M SORRY. WHY DIDN'T DAD TORCH THE PLACE? 228 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,147 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 229 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,145 MAYBE THEY MADE OPPOSITE DAY MANDATORY. 230 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,757 OR SOME NICE MAN KILLED DAD AND IS WEARING HIS SKIN. 231 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,331 - THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION. 232 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,099 - HEY, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU, UH, 233 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,758 GO TO THE STABLES AND CHECK OUT THE HORSES? 234 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:53,167 - OH, YEAH, HENRY, LET'S RIDE. 235 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,200 - HORSES? - [groans] WOULD'VE BEEN FUN. 236 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,107 BUT I TOLD YOU, THERE'S NO WAY MY DAD'S GONNA-- 237 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,039 - THAT DOES SOUND LIKE FUN. GO AHEAD, KIDS. 238 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,084 - OH. GREAT. 239 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:06,150 [chuckles] I LOVE HORSES. 240 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,222 - OKAY... 241 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,191 WHAT IS HAPPENING? 242 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,289 WHY THE HELL DID YOU STAND DOWN BACK THERE? 243 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,021 AND NOW YOU'RE GREEN-LIGHTING HORSES? 244 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,316 WHERE'S THE MEL FISHER WHOSE MORAL CONVICTIONS 245 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,857 I FELL IN LOVE WITH, MARRIED, FOUND EXHAUSTING, 246 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,163 AND AM NOW DIVORCING? 247 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,364 - THAT GUY WAS A VACATION WRECKING BALL. 248 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,626 I'M NOT GONNA RUIN ANY MORE FAMILY TRIPS. 249 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,666 - SO NOW YOU'RE SENDING US TO SOME SEAHORSE MOTEL? 250 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,772 - I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 251 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,774 [horn honks] 252 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,307 [van backfires] - SEAHORSE. 253 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,351 - MEL, YOU HAVE ALWAYS GONE ON AND ON 254 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,180 ABOUT PEOPLE NEEDING TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. 255 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,246 AND I USUALLY TUNE THAT OUT, BUT YOU ARE RIGHT. 256 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,656 YOU CAN'T LET SOMEONE JUST WALK ALL OVER YOU. 257 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,119 I SHOULD'VE CALLED OUT THAT JERK 258 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,357 THAT LEFT ME AT THE COFFEE SHOP, BUT I DIDN'T. 259 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,862 AND I REGRET IT, AND I'M NEVER LETTING IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 260 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,625 IF YOU'RE NOT CALLING DEBBIE OUT, I WILL. 261 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:01,066 FINE. 262 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,143 - SO THAT'S A NO-GO ON THE SEA HO? 263 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,843 - I LIKE BOTH TATER TOTS AND FRENCH FRIES, 264 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:11,106 BUT GUN TO MY HEAD, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY... 265 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,384 both: TATER TOTS. 266 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,052 - DAMN RIGHT. UP TOP. 267 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,721 - I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT I WAS KILLING. 268 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,119 - I'M KILLING. 269 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,720 - I KNOW. THIS TRIP IS SO BIZARRE. 270 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,792 - HEY, CAN I HAVE A SIP OF THAT? 271 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,991 - SURE. 272 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,762 - AND THEN THE GREATEST THING HAPPENED. 273 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,661 HER LIPS TOUCHED A PLACE WHERE MY LIPS HAD BEEN... 274 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,804 ON PURPOSE. 275 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,698 - THANKS. 276 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,171 - JOYCE, COME ON, THE SHUTTLE IS WAITING. 277 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,840 JUST GET ON BOARD. 278 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,339 - NO, YOU GET ON BOARD. 279 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,341 [telephone rings] - WHAT? 280 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,284 - HARBOR INN, THIS IS DEBBIE SPEAKING. 281 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,250 - [Southern accent] YES, HELLO, THERE SWEET PEA. 282 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,708 MY NAME IS PATRICIA FAIRBANKS. 283 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,047 MY HUSBAND AND I ARE COMING IN ON THE LATE FERRY. 284 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,852 Y'ALL HAVE ANY VACANCIES? 285 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,764 - WE DO. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN A ROOM OR A SUITE? 286 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,688 - PEACHES AND PIE, THAT IS GREAT NEWS. 287 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,126 LET ME CHECK WITH MY BELOVED. 288 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,260 ROOM OR SUITE, LIGHT OF MY LIFE? WHAT YOU THINK? 289 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:07,266 - [Southern accent] A SUITE WOULD BE HUNKY-DORY, 290 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,900 MY MINT JULEP. 291 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,796 - WELL, WE HAVE A LOVELY SUITE 292 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,708 THAT OVERLOOKS THE WATER. 293 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,940 IT HAS A GREAT VIEW. 294 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:17,214 - PERFECT. MY HUSBAND ADORES A GREAT VIEW. 295 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,884 DON'T YOU? 296 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,222 - WELL, DOES A GATOR FLOAT ON HIS BELLY IN THE BAYOU 297 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,879 IN THE MOON-- 298 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,417 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER, DARLIN'. BYE, NOW. 299 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,394 - TELL ME YOU SAVED THAT CAN. 300 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,092 - CRUSHED IT AND PUT IT IN MY POCKET. 301 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,194 WHAT IS ALL THAT SMOKE? 302 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,256 - IT'S MY MOM. SHE'S BEEN COOKING FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT. 303 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,896 MOM, CRACK A WINDOW OR SOMETHING! GOD! 304 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,203 - HEY, HENRY. 305 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,074 - I GOT TO GO. 306 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,305 [smoke alarm beeping] 307 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,939 - [sighs] ME TOO. 308 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,435 - JUST GIANT DOGS, JUST GIANT DOGS. 309 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,277 - ALL THAT STOOD BETWEEN ME AND JENNY WAS A HORSE, 310 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,513 APTLY NAMED "DESTINY." 311 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,087 - THIS'LL BE FUN. 312 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,990 - [laughing] OH, MY GO-- 313 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,185 - [spits] 314 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,134 . 315 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:14,667 - [normal voice] DEBBIE. 316 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,069 HI. - [normal voice] HELLO. 317 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,544 - OH. HI. 318 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,411 - WE JUST WANTED TO COME BACK AND THANK YOU 319 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,080 FOR RECOMMENDING THAT FABULOUS MOTEL. 320 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,010 - THE THING IS, WE'D RATHER STAY HERE. 321 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:30,876 - WELL, AS I SAID BEFORE, WE ARE FULLY BOOKED THIS WEEKEND. 322 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,188 - THEY'RE BOOKED. - TOTALLY BOOKED. 323 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,160 - HMM. SO YOU'VE HAD NO CANCELLATIONS. 324 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,229 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD MAKE MYSELF ANY MORE CLEAR. 325 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,929 - AH. - AW. 326 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:44,561 - [Southern accent] NOT EVEN A ROOM FOR MR. AND MRS. FAIRBANKS? 327 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,397 - [Southern accent] AUGUSTUS W. FAIRBANKS-- 328 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:52,244 A PROMINENT LAND DEVELOPER AND HIS RADIANT WIFE, 329 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,442 FORMER MISS GEORGIA AND TWO-TIME BLUE-RIBBON WINNER 330 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:58,114 OF THE PICKENS COUNTY PEACH PIE PAGEANT? 331 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,575 [normal voice] I'VE BEEN FLESHING OUT OUR CHARACTERS. 332 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,152 - [normal voice] YEAH, APPARENTLY. 333 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,421 DEBBIE, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 334 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,449 - I JUST DIDN'T THINK WE COULD ACCOMMODATE SOMEONE LIKE YOU. 335 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,454 - AH. SOMEONE LIKE ME. 336 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,116 - NO. 337 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,885 [chuckles nervously] I MEANT SOMEONE WITH A DOG. 338 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:14,094 YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT THIS HOTEL IS VERY ELEGANT. 339 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,457 - WHAT THE [bleep] IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 340 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,396 - I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING SWORN AT. 341 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,131 - WELL, WE DON'T APPRECIATE BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. 342 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,138 - DEBBIE, I HAPPEN TO BE AN ATTORNEY, 343 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,140 WELL VERSED IN CALIFORNIA ANTIDISCRIMINATION LAWS, 344 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,183 SO WE'LL ASK YOU ONE LAST TIME. 345 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,378 DO YOU HAVE ANY ROOMS? 346 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,211 - [Southern accent] I'D GET CLICKETY-CLACKING 347 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,176 ON THAT COMPUTER IF I WERE YOU, HONEYSUCKLE. 348 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,516 - AND ONCE AGAIN, ON BEHALF OF THE HARBOR INN, 349 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,522 WE WANT TO EXTEND OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES 350 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,385 IF THERE WAS ANY SORT OF MISUNDERSTANDING. 351 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:49,095 "THE HARBOR INN WELCOMES ALL SERVICE ANIMALS, 352 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,199 ESPECIALLY THOSE LEADING THE BLIND." 353 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,001 THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANTED IT WORDED 354 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,073 ON THE SIGN IN THE LOBBY, RIGHT? 355 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,941 - THAT'LL WORK. 356 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,599 ABIGAIL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, 357 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,307 BUT DON'T STOP. 358 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,069 - [normal voice] AH, AH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT 359 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,578 IF I WERE YOU, DEBBIE-- HE MIGHT BITE. 360 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,509 - SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME, OF COURSE. 361 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,384 - I WAS. - [laughs] HILARIOUS. 362 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,653 - THE DOG HAS HAD 9 MONTHS AND $40,000 WORTH OF TRAINING. 363 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,292 HE WON'T BITE OR BARK OR DESTROY YOUR HOTEL. 364 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,989 - OF COURSE. 365 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,091 - NOW, YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT THOSE DRINK VOUCHERS? 366 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,333 - OH, YES. HERE ARE, UH, TWO-- 367 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,628 UM... [clears throat] FOUR-- 368 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:25,100 ALL OF MY DRINK VOUCHERS FOR THE OASIS LOUNGE. 369 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,372 AND AGAIN, ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND THE HARBOR INN 370 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,941 AND EVERYBODY AT PACIFIC COAST PROPERTIES LLC, 371 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,172 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. 372 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,937 - [Southern accent] BYE, NOW. 373 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,306 - SURE WE'RE GETTING THE MOST OUT OF THIS? 374 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,384 I FEEL LIKE THE KIDS MIGHT ENJOY A DESSERT CART. 375 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:43,082 - OOH, YES, THEY WOULD. 376 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,086 - A HUGE CART FULL OF DELICIOUS DESSERTS, 377 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,059 AND I WAS TOO UPSET TO EAT THEM. 378 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,588 - I DON'T GET WHY WE EAT COWS AND RIDE HORSES. 379 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,594 I MEAN, COWS ARE SO MUCH NICER TO US. 380 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:59,127 HORSES ARE BASICALLY JUST BORING ZEBRAS. 381 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,166 I FELL OFF THE HORSE. 382 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,641 - ARE YOU OKAY? - NO. 383 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,410 I FELL OFF IN FRONT OF JENNY AND RUINED EVERYTHING. 384 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,379 HORSES DON'T JUST BREAK YOUR NECK. 385 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,209 THEY CAN BREAK YOUR HEART. - OH, SWEETIE. 386 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,975 - HENRY, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY. 387 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,616 - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, DAD. 388 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,491 YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME TO "GET BACK ON THE HORSE," 389 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,020 WHICH IS IRONIC, 390 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,285 'CAUSE I LITERALLY HAVE TO GET BACK ON ONE. 391 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,963 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME TO SEIZE THE DAY 392 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,192 AND THAT NOTHING THAT CAN HAPPEN ON THE HORSE 393 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,457 WILL BE WORSE THAN NOT GETTING ON ONE. 394 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,565 AND THEN MOM'LL SAY, "MEL, DON'T PUSH THE BOY." 395 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,599 AND THEN YOU'LL SAY, "JOYCE, PLEASE, I'M NOT PUSHING THE BOY. 396 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,065 I'M TEACHING HIM TO PUSH HIMSELF." 397 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:41,074 SO, FINE. I'LL GO. I'LL GO. 398 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,078 IT'S JUST I KNOW IT COMES FROM LOVE. 399 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,451 IT'S JUST ENOUGH ALREADY. 400 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,119 GOD. IT'S EXHAUSTING. 401 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,119 [door closes] 402 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,321 - AT LEAST WE KNOW HE'S LISTENING. 403 00:15:59,426 --> 00:15:59,626 . 404 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,289 - AHH. THIS TURNED OUT NICE. 405 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,364 HENRY'S GETTING BACK ON THE HORSE, 406 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,396 KATIE'S OUT CATCHING SOME RAYS, 407 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,172 AND WE'VE GOT SIX FREE-DRINK COUPONS LE-- 408 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,071 TWO FREE-DRINK COUPONS LEFT. 409 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,373 - [chuckles] YEAH. 410 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,005 - SO FAR, THIS IS THE BEST VACATION EVER. 411 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,583 YOU DID IT, MEL. 412 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,611 - WE DID IT. 413 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,176 TO US. 414 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,684 [glasses clink] 415 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,654 - IT SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD 416 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,385 TOASTING HOW GREAT WE ARE TOGETHER 417 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,520 WHEN WE'RE ABOUT TO SIGN THESE, HUH? 418 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,315 - [sighs] YEAH. 419 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,157 IT'S LIKE WE'RE GETTING ALONG BETTER NOW THAN WE EVER HAVE. 420 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,433 - MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE WE'VE GROWN OVER THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 421 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,772 I MEAN, I ACTUALLY HAD TO TELL YOU TO MAKE A SCENE TODAY. 422 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,028 - [chuckles] YEAH. 423 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,297 AND HOW ABOUT YOU, LADY FAIRBANKS? 424 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,744 YOU ACTUALLY STARTED A SCENE. 425 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,769 - IT FELT GOOD. 426 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,435 I CAN'T BELIEVE ONCE WE SIGN THESE, WE'RE OVER, MEL. 427 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,510 - WE'RE NOT OVER. 428 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,575 WE'RE, UH... 429 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,454 STARTING THE NEXT PHASE. 430 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,422 [pleasant guitar music] 431 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:08,455 * 432 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,133 - OKAY. 433 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,092 WELL, THAT'S IT. 434 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,492 - ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY SURE 435 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,623 THERE'S, LIKE, A MILLION MORE PLACES-- 436 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,457 - OH, YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE, TONS MORE PLACES TO SIGN. 437 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,132 YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T THINK OF A NICER WAY 438 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,762 TO END MY MARRIAGE TO YOU. 439 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,866 - WE COULD GO IN THERE AND DO IT. 440 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,699 - OH, MY GOD. 441 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,495 - IT WAS A JOKE. - NO, NO, THE ROOM-- 442 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,867 IT'S A DISASTER. 443 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,774 ELVIS COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE PLACE. 444 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,476 - HOW--HOW BAD IS IT? - I'M JUST BALL-PARKING IT, 445 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,479 BUT I'D SAY YOUR DOG WITH $40,000 WORTH OF TRAINING 446 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,251 DID ABOUT $2,000 WORTH OF DAMAGE. 447 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,321 - [laughing] 448 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,521 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 449 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,862 - THIS ISLAND--EVERY TIME WE COME HERE, IT'S A DISASTER. 450 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,628 - [laughing] - RIGHT? 451 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,559 - IT'S CURSED. IT'S CURSED. - [laughs] 452 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,825 [knock at door] 453 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,234 - HOUSEKEEPING. 454 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,667 TURNDOWN SERVICE. 455 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,801 - TURN DOWN THE TURNDOWN SERVICE. 456 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,365 - NO, THANK YOU. COME BACK LATER. 457 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,474 - YEAH, BUT DON'T SAY COME BACK LATER. 458 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,475 - OH, UH... DON'T EVER COME BACK. 459 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,308 - DON'T SAY THAT. THAT SOUNDS VERY SUSPICIOUS. 460 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,253 - HE'S NAKED AND DRUNK. 461 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,209 OKAY, WE--WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 462 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,317 WE'RE BOOKING IT. 463 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,518 YOU GRAB ELVIS, AND I'LL GET THE BAGS. 464 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,219 - WAIT, WAIT. WE'RE JUST LEAVING? 465 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,751 - IT'S EITHER THAT OR LET DEBBIE HAVE THE SATISFACTION 466 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,916 OF KNOWING SHE WAS RIGHT. 467 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,623 - I'LL SEND A CHECK FROM THE MAINLAND. 468 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,585 - LET'S GO. 469 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,700 STOP. 470 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,628 [sighs] ELVIS IS TRACKING BLUEBERRY SAUCE. 471 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,344 - COME ON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - IT'S FASTER! 472 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:01,810 WE CAN FIGHT ON THE FERRY RIDE HOME. 473 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,881 [whispering] SHE'S NOT HERE. - GO, GO, GO. 474 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,510 - OKAY. 475 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,516 OH, I DROPPED KATIE'S MAKEUP BAG. 476 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,218 - JUST LEAVE IT. LEAVE IT. 477 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,550 WAIT. HOW LONG HAS KATIE BEEN WEARING MAKEUP? 478 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,185 - UM... 479 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,193 [Queen and David Bowie's Under Pressure] 480 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,686 * 481 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,698 - [sighs] 482 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,471 OKAY, DESTINY. 483 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,399 I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LIKE ME. 484 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,865 BUT I LIKE HER, SO I NEED YOU TO HELP ME. 485 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,914 [horn honks] OH, NO. 486 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,540 - * PRESSURE 487 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,275 - ALL RIGHT, VACATION'S OVER. 488 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,510 - BUT WE JUST GOT HERE. 489 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,375 - ELVIS IS A WANTED DOG. 490 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,982 FISHERS ARE PEELING OUT IN 60 SECONDS. 491 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,183 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO, 492 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,375 BUT WE HAVE TO SWEAR THAT WE'RE NEVER COMING BACK HERE. 493 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,617 - ABSOLUTELY. - COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH. 494 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,352 - EVEN THOUGH THEIR MARRIAGE DIDN'T WORK, 495 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,687 MOM AND DAD SHOWED ME BY EXAMPLE 496 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,521 HOW TO HAVE THE COURAGE TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 497 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,988 IF THEY COULD DO THAT, 498 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,525 THEN I COULD DO THIS. 499 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,532 [shirt rips] 500 00:19:56,563 --> 00:20:02,503 * 501 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:07,465 - * INSANITY LAUGHS, UNDER PRESSURE WE'RE CRACKING * 502 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,437 - * CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES ONE MORE CHANCE? * 503 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,308 - JENNY! 504 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,376 - HENRY! 505 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,924 YOU RODE THE HORSE. 506 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,278 - AND IF I COULD DO THAT, 507 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:21,517 THERE'S NO WAY I WASN'T GONNA DO THIS. 508 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,763 - * 'CAUSE LOVE'S SUCH AN OLD-FASHIONED * 509 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,863 - HE'S KISSING HER. HE'S KISSING HER. 510 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,596 - AMAZING. 511 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,432 - IS SHE KISSING HIM BACK? 512 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,737 - YEAH. [laughs] 513 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,268 - AMAZING. 514 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,344 - THAT TRIP TO CATALINA 515 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,911 MARKED THE START OF A NEW PHASE FOR ME AND JENNY. 516 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,440 - HEY. 517 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,806 THE GUY I ALMOST WENT ON A DATE WITH WROTE BACK. 518 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,645 HE SAID THE ONLY REASON HE WALKED OUT 519 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,280 IS BECAUSE IN PERSON I LOOK LIKE HIS DEAD WIFE. 520 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,717 YES! 521 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,621 - SO YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THAT? 522 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,923 - WELL, APPARENTLY SHE DIED WHEN SHE WAS 35. 523 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,525 I LOOK LIKE A 35-YEAR-OLD. 524 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,958 - IT ALSO MARKED A NEW PHASE FOR MOM AND DAD. 525 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,603 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA POST A NEW PROFILE. 526 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,530 ON THE FERRY RIDE HOME, WILL YOU HELP ME WRITE IT? 527 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,935 - SURE. WELCOME TO THE NEXT PHASE. 528 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,568 * 529 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,605 - * PRESSURE 530 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,641 * 531 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,679 - THAT'S MY BOY. 38853

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