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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:02,603 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:03,666 - MY DAD LOVES RULES. IT'S PROBABLY WHY HE'S A LAWYER 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,406 AND THE WORLD'S OLDEST HALL MONITOR. 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:08,411 - WHOA! 5 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:11,212 [bus honks] 6 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,075 "DON'T WALK" SIGN IS THERE FOR A REASON, PAL. 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,084 [street signal beeping] 8 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,316 - DAD HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THE RULES. 9 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,352 PEOPLE LIKE THE LINE CUTTER... 10 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,318 - HI, SORRY. 11 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,815 I JUST HAVE A QUICK QUESTION. 12 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,426 HEY. 13 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,558 UM, CAN I GET A CAR... 14 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:28,403 - THE ABLE DISABLED... 15 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:32,069 AND THE WORST OFFENDER? 16 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,840 THE UNANNOUNCED VISITOR. 17 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,238 - [gasps] 18 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,710 [both squeal] MADI! 19 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,768 - MY AUNT MADI WAS ALL THOSE PEOPLE. 20 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,537 - MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING! 21 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,446 MAYBE I SHOULD BE VEGAN. 22 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,308 - OH, I'M NOT VEGAN ANYMORE. 23 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,676 NOW I ONLY EAT MEAT. 24 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,554 - OOH, I'M DOING THAT. 25 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,552 - WHY? YOU LOOK GREAT. 26 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,553 YOU JUST LOST 186 POUNDS. 27 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,654 - MM. 28 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,515 - OH, WAIT, IT'S STILL HERE. 29 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,394 - HI, MADI. MAY I TAKE YOUR BAG? 30 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,394 - [chuckles] 31 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:00,525 OH, OKAY. 32 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,761 [bag thuds] 33 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,302 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD 34 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,774 * ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE 35 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:12,812 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN AND THE SETTING SUN * 36 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:17,250 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 37 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,808 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 38 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:24,688 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 39 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,194 - OKAY, SO WAIT. 40 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,561 YOU'RE PEARL JAM'S UNOFFICIAL TOUR PHOTOGRAPHER? 41 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,560 - DAMN RIGHT. 42 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,761 SO REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME 43 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,462 SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT SELLING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES 44 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,455 IN CONCERT PARKING LOTS WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE. 45 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,327 - IT WON'T. IT WILL NOT. 46 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,325 NEVER DO THAT. 47 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,166 - AW, MEL-ANIE, 48 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,641 I'D TELL YOU TO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN, 49 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,469 BUT YOUR HAIR ALREADY LET YOU DOWN. 50 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,344 - HENRY, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND GET AUNT MADI'S BAG 51 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:49,244 FROM THE BUSHES? 52 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:50,437 - SO, MADELINE, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 53 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,748 - I AM HERE TO SUPPORT MY SISTER. 54 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,250 THE SECOND I FOUND OUT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH A SEPARATION, 55 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,383 I KNEW I HAD TO BE HERE. 56 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,847 - I TOLD YOU FOUR MONTHS AGO. 57 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:58,915 - OH, YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE 58 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,622 FOR THE DEPRESSING, LIKE, "WAA, WAA, WAA" PART. 59 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,415 NO, I'M HERE FOR THE, "WE'RE BOTH SINGLE. 60 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,857 LET'S GO SHOW OUR BOOBS IN PUBLIC," PART. 61 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,403 - SHE'S SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY, KATIE. 62 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:11,199 - I'M NOT. BRING IT IN, K-TOWN. 63 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,702 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 64 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,203 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 65 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:15,195 - THANK YOU. 66 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,196 - NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT 67 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,207 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 68 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,208 WHAT I SAW IN MY HEAD. 69 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,509 I KNOW YOUR NEXT LOOK. 70 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,310 - WELL, CAN WE GET IT DONE 71 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,181 BEFORE YEARBOOK PICTURES NEXT WEEK? 72 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,550 - WELL, WE KIND OF HAVE TO. YEARBOOKS ARE FOREVER. 73 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,548 - HEY, DAD, ALLISON'S HERE TO PICK YOU UP. 74 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,550 - THANKS, BUDDY. 75 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,851 - WHO'S ALLISON? 76 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,382 - IT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 77 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:33,718 - OH, MEL-ATONIN HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 78 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:34,724 - NOT A GIRLFRIEND. 79 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,285 JUST HAD A COUPLE OF DATES, 80 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,234 AND SHE'S HERE TO PICK ME UP. 81 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,929 ANYWAY, AS ALWAYS, DELIGHTFUL TO SEE YOU, MADI, 82 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,830 AND GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER HAREBRAINED SCHEME 83 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,902 YOU STUMBLE ACROSS NEXT. 84 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,500 - OH, I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN SOAP. 85 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,502 - PERFECT. 86 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,343 - HEY, MEL. JUST A SEC. 87 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,768 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO CHECK OUT THIS POOR, SAD CREATURE 88 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,444 THAT'S RISEN FROM... 89 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,814 A SPINNING CLASS, APPARENTLY. 90 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,712 WOW, MEL. I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU. 91 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,605 YOU WENT FROM A HOT BLONDE TAKING CARE OF YOU 92 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,747 TO A HOT BRUNETTE TAKING CARE OF YOU. 93 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,352 - YEP, EXCEPT SHE DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF ME. 94 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,394 I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 95 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,388 - I PICKED UP ELVIS FROM THE GROOMER FOR YOU. 96 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,361 - OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING THERE TOGETHER. 97 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,690 - OH, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASIER. 98 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,434 THEN I'D HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF THE CAR 99 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,630 AND YOU INTO THE CAR, AND IT'S-- WOULD HAVE BEEN A WHOLE THING. 100 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,402 - MADI, ALLISON. ALLISON, MADI. 101 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,400 - HI. 102 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,471 - HI. I'M HER SISTER. 103 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,669 AND I'M ALSO THE ONLY WOMAN HERE 104 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,270 WHO'S NEVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO HIM. 105 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,842 - I ACTUALLY STARTED OUT NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM AT ALL. 106 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,971 AND THEN HE GREW ON ME. AND THEN IT WENT AWAY. 107 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,406 - I SEE THE OVERSHARING RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 108 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,542 - OH, SO DOES CHRONIC-- 109 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,277 NO, I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT ONE. 110 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,483 - OKAY, MEL, THERE ARE THREE STEPS DOWN. 111 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:35,475 - I KNOW. 112 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,476 I BUILT THESE STEPS. 113 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,287 - OH, WOW. SORRY. 114 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,449 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 115 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,717 - YEAH, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY BUILD THEM. 116 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,524 BUT THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. 117 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,586 - AUNT MADI HAD UNINTENTIONALLY TOUCHED A NERVE IN DAD. 118 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,456 AS CRAZY AS HE WAS ABOUT ALLISON, 119 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,855 HE JUST WANTED TO BE THE GUY SHE WAS DATING, 120 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,467 NOT THE BLIND GUY SHE WAS DATING. 121 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,370 THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO DAD LET TAKE CARE OF HIM... 122 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,372 - OW. 123 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,773 - AN INNER CIRCLE, IF YOU WILL. 124 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,414 - I THINK WE GOT THEM ALL. 125 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,909 - THANKS, BUD. 126 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,840 - AND WHAT AN HONOR IT WAS. 127 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,276 - OKAY! 128 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,682 WE'RE GONNA JUST LEAVE THIS IN OVERNIGHT 129 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,623 AND REALLY GIVE THE COLOR TIME TO LIFT, YOU KNOW? 130 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,319 OH, IT'S GONNA LOOK SO GOOD IN THE PICTURES. 131 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,321 - I'VE WANTED OMBRE HIGHLIGHTS SINCE FOREVER, 132 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:15,323 BUT MY MOM'S ALL, "OH, YOU'RE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE. 133 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,556 YOU'RE A NATURAL BEAUTY." 134 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,960 UGH, SHE'S SO ANNOYING. 135 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:18,791 - AND SHE'S SO WRONG. 136 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,496 YOU NEED A LOT OF HELP. - THANK YOU. 137 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,629 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 138 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,474 - MOM, I'M GETTING A NEW LOOK. JUST LET THIS HAPPEN. 139 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,640 - HEY, WE'RE GOING OUT. 140 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,439 GO GET CHANGED. 141 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,970 - I DID CHANGE. THIS IS MY CHANGE. 142 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,405 - OH. - I CAN CHANGE AGAIN. 143 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,582 - YEAH. - OKAY. 144 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,479 WHAT DO I WEAR? 145 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:38,751 - SOMETHING SEXY WITH A HINT OF SLUTTY 146 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,049 BUT COMES OFF FAST IN A PINCH. 147 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,720 - OKAY, JUST GIVE ME SEVEN MINUTES. 148 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,519 I GOT TO SHAVE ABOVE MY KNEES. 149 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,421 - EVERY TIME MY DAD AND ALLISON GO OUT, 150 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,394 JENNY AND I STAY IN. 151 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,321 WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE. 152 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,957 SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING. [game sounds] 153 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,791 - JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO FALL INTO THE FRIEND ZONE, 154 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,897 'CAUSE ONCE YOU'RE THERE, YOU'RE STUCK THERE. 155 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,470 LIKE THAT SPECIAL GYM CLASS. 156 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,969 - HEY, I GOT OUT. 157 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,370 [doorbell dings] 158 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:06,709 - HELLO. 159 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,710 - HEY, JENNY. 160 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:11,411 - AND HEL-LO, AL-LI-SON! 161 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,405 - HELLO. - HI. 162 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,877 - YOU LOOK LOVELY THIS EVENING. 163 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,845 - OH, THANKS, BUT HOW DID YOU-- 164 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,724 - RUNYEN HIT EVERY SYLLABLE OF YOUR NAME. 165 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,792 - [laughs] - SHOULD WE GO? 166 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,490 - YEAH. [giggles] 167 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,432 - SO, JENNY, 168 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:27,428 WANT TO GO UP TO THE ROOF, MAYBE GAZE AT SOME STARS? 169 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:31,401 - NAH, LET'S JUST PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 170 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,472 - JUST LIKE WE DO, FRIEND-O. 171 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,511 - SO HOW 'BOUT IT? 172 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,370 YOU COME TO MY STUDIO, 173 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,138 AND I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE YOGA CLASS. 174 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,135 IT'LL BE FUN. 175 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,376 - THANK YOU, 176 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:48,522 BUT I HAVE REALLY NEVER REACHED A CATHARTIC MEDITATIVE STATE 177 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,919 IN A ROOM FULL OF BAREFOOT PEOPLE. 178 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,620 - [laughs] 179 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,652 - FOR DAD, LETTING SOMEONE NEW INTO HIS INNER CIRCLE 180 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,557 WASN'T EASY... 181 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,518 - I FORGOT TO ASK FOR PARMESAN CHEESE. 182 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,587 - YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE'S SOME ON THE TABLE BEHIND YOU. 183 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,526 - OH. - I'LL GO GET IT FOR YOU. 184 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,460 - NO, NO. NO, SIT. SIT. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 185 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,695 I CAN GET MY OWN PARMESAN CHEESE. 186 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,971 - AND AUNT MADI'S COMMENT ABOUT ALLISON TAKING CARE OF HIM 187 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,139 MADE IT EVEN HARDER FOR DAD TO LET HER IN 188 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:11,298 AND HARDER FOR THIS COUPLE TO ENJOY THEIR DINNER. 189 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:19,505 - MEL, THAT'S CRUSHED RED PEPPER. 190 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:23,717 - EVEN BETTER. 191 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,721 [snorts] 192 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:25,722 SO MUCH BETTER. 193 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,493 [inhales deeply] 194 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,091 - [laughs] - SEE? 195 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,662 ISN'T THIS PLACE BETTER THAN WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO? 196 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,532 - HEY, DON'T KNOCK DON FIESTA'S. 197 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,631 THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN THEIR ULTIMATE NACHOS. 198 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,163 OH, EXCEPT FOR THEIR HARDCORE NACHOS, 199 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,627 WHICH IS REALLY JUST ULTIMATE NACHOS 200 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,566 BUT WITH MORE BEEF. 201 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,770 - OH, MY GOD, STOP TALKING ABOUT NACHOS. 202 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,543 AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOSE THE RING. 203 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:46,543 YOU'RE DIVORCED. 204 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,184 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING THAT? 205 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,178 - I DON'T KNOW. 206 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,209 MEL STILL WEARS HIS. 207 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,653 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST-- 208 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,449 IT'S NOT LIKE IT MEANS ANYTHING ANYMORE. 209 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:56,181 - NO, IT MEANS THAT NO GUYS ARE GONNA WANT TO COME OVER 210 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,146 AND HIT ON YOU AND THE CUTER, EASIER WOMAN 211 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,646 SITTING ACROSS FROM YOU. 212 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,918 THAT RING SENDS A SIGNAL TO THE UNIVERSE 213 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,026 THAT YOU STILL HAVE ONE OF YOUR GIANT FEET 214 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,228 STUCK IN YOUR OLD LIFE, OKAY? 215 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,229 YOU'RE SENDING THE UNIVERSE MIXED MESSAGES. 216 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,531 - UM, I THINK THE UNIVERSE GETS WHAT I'M DOING, 217 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,364 AND WE HAVE THE SAME SIZE FEET. 218 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,698 - EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY 219 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,244 THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY A DRINK? 220 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,238 - I'D LOVE TO. 221 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,509 - YOU WOULD? 222 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,738 EVEN THOUGH SHE'S WEARING THIS? 223 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,143 - OH, SORRY. I'M NOT COOL WITH THAT. 224 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,775 BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO BUY YOU-- - WE'RE DONE HERE. 225 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,883 SEE? GIVE ME THE RING. 226 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,145 - NO. WHAT? - YEAH, GIVE IT TO ME. 227 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,682 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - YEAH, GIVE ME THE RING. 228 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,148 - NO, NO, THIS IS NOT YOUR TERRITORY--STOP IT! 229 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,685 - WHY WON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT TO ME? 230 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,821 - WHY, WHAT DO YOU CARE? - GIVE IT TO ME. 231 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,855 - STOP IT! OW! - WHAT DO YOU CARE? 232 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,860 - STOP IT! - STOP-- 233 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,091 - OUCH! - STOP PULLING-- 234 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,186 OW! LET GO OF MY EAR! 235 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:48,969 . 236 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,102 - IT'S LIKE MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION BUT WITH GARLIC. 237 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,038 SEE, WE BOTH EAT IT, 238 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,512 AND THEN NOBODY HAS TO BE PARANOID 239 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,541 ABOUT KISSING. - OH, COME ON. 240 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,636 - IT'S JUST A THEORY. 241 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,777 - NO, I GOT A TICKET. 242 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,212 - THAT PARKING TICKET WAS DAD'S TICKET 243 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,547 TO PROVE HE DIDN'T NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. 244 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,923 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 245 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,651 MY TIRE IS NOT IN THE RED. 246 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,116 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA BE 247 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,794 DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW--GIVE IT TO ME. 248 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,722 I'LL FIND A JUDGE. HE'LL KNOCK IT OUT. 249 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,588 - NO, IT'S 40 BUCKS. I'LL JUST PAY IT. 250 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,086 - NO, NO ONE IS PAYING ANYTHING. 251 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,527 I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 252 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,895 - OH, MY GOD, MOM, LOOK AT MY HAIR! 253 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,104 - HONEY, I'M SURE IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU-- 254 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,665 OH. OH, MY--OH, BOY. 255 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,865 - AUNT MADI RUINED MY HAIR! 256 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,736 HOW COULD YOU LET HER DO THIS TO ME? 257 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,575 - ME? 258 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,739 - YEAH, NOW I HAVE TO SHAVE MY HEAD. 259 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,778 OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE DAD. 260 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:33,953 I'M GONNA KILL HER. 261 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,721 - LOOK, AUNT MADI MEANS WELL, ALL RIGHT? 262 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,589 SOMETIMES SHE GETS CARRIED AWAY, AND-- 263 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,688 WHERE IS MY RING? 264 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,720 [gasps] 265 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:42,715 I'M GONNA KILL HER! 266 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,986 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO BUSY. 267 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,055 MEL, WILL YOU JUST LET ME PAY THE TICKET? 268 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,134 - NO, I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 269 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,632 THEY NEVER SEE A REAL LAWYER DOWN HERE. 270 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,034 IT'LL MAKE THEIR DAY. 271 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,665 WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE IN A MINUTE OR SO. 272 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,641 - MAY I HELP YOU? - YES. 273 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,708 HI, I'M MEL FISHER, ESQUIRE. 274 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,608 MY LADY FRIEND HERE RECEIVED A PARKING TICKET IN ERROR, 275 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,211 AND I'D LOVE TO TAKE CARE OF THAT. 276 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,812 IF I COULD JUST SEE JUDGE PRESSMENT 277 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,014 FOR A MINUTE BEFORE HIS DAY STARTS, 278 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,675 AND HOPEFULLY BEFORE MINE STARTS AS WELL. 279 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,754 I HAVE 10:00 A.M. OPENING STATEMENTS 280 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,652 UPSTAIRS IN ONE OF THE BIG BOY COURTROOMS. 281 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,794 - ACTUALLY, I'M JUDGE PRESSMENT. 282 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,720 SO DO ME A FAVOR. 283 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,015 LET'S PRETEND THAT WE'RE IN MY LITTLE BOY COURTROOM 284 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,787 AND CALL ME "YOUR HONOR." 285 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,726 - YES, YOUR HONOR. I'M REALLY SORRY. 286 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,101 I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- 287 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,099 - I'M GONNA NEED TO RUN YOUR LICENSE, MA'AM. 288 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,671 - [stammering] 289 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,700 OKAY. 290 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,770 WHEN HE SAYS, "RUN MY LICENSE," 291 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,606 HE'S NOT GONNA CHECK COLORADO, IS HE? 292 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,807 - AH-CHOO! 293 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,805 - BLESS YOU. ARE YOU GETTING SICK? 294 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:43,177 - JUST A STUFFY NOSE. BY THE WAY, I PICKED OUT 295 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,716 THE PERFECT MOVIE FOR US TO WATCH. 296 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:45,692 - I HAD AN IDEA TOO. 297 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,789 both: THE NOTEBOOK. 298 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,860 - [chuckles] 299 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,858 - YOU'RE SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOU. 300 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,185 - DON'T BE A DREAM. 301 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,826 DON'T BE A DREAM. DON'T BE A DREAM. 302 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,102 - RELEASE THIS CAR IMMEDIATELY. 303 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,199 - NO CAN DO. 304 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,800 SOMEBODY LEFT DENVER WITH A BUNCH OF UNPAID TICKETS. 305 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,873 - OH, MEL, THE CAB'S HERE. 306 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:02,872 NOW, COME ON. 307 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,043 I'VE GOT TO GO TO MY YOGA CLASS. 308 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,711 - YOU DON'T NEED A CAB. 309 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,369 RELEASE THE VEHICLE! 310 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,777 - NOW HE'S TAKING THE CAR. 311 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,809 - NOPE, HE IS NOT TAKING ANYTHING. 312 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,814 - WE SHOULD HAVE JUST PAID THE DAMN TICKET. 313 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:13,476 WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS? 314 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,953 - WHAT? I'M BEING HELPFUL. 315 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,422 SIR, THIS IS YOUR LAST-- 316 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,050 WHOA. 317 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,146 I GOT THIS. 318 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,657 - SERIOUSLY? 319 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,729 - YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY TO PLAY CHICKEN WITH. 320 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,128 DO YOU NEED CAB FARE? 321 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,299 - MADELINE LOUISE, CALL ME BACK, DAMN IT. 322 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,858 AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING 323 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,197 I JUST SOUNDED LIKE MOM. 324 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,042 [car horn honking] 325 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,198 - WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY RING? - WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR? 326 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,737 - WHOSE CAR IS THAT? - IT'S YOURS. 327 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,314 I SOLD YOUR RING TO BUY IT. 328 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,282 OOH. 329 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:47,110 WE MIGHT NEED TO TWEAK THAT A LITTLE BIT. 330 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,047 - LOOK AT IT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR. 331 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,722 - I REALLY THOUGHT 332 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,391 THAT YOU COULD LEAVE THE DYE IN OVERNIGHT. 333 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,759 OH, NO, THAT'S THE LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER. 334 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,088 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 335 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,133 THE HAIR, WE CAN FIX. 336 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,188 HOPEFULLY. 337 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,186 BUT YOU SOLD MY RING 338 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:03,358 AND PAWNED IT TO BUY A CAR. 339 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,766 - I TORE OFF A BAND-AID, 340 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,868 AND I BOUGHT A CAR WITH IT, OKAY? 341 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,300 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE HEARING WORDS 342 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,895 LIKE "THANK YOU" AND "LET ME TAKE YOU TO BRUNCH." 343 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,712 - I SAID I'D LOOK LIKE BEYONCE. 344 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,006 - SHE SAID, "I LOVE YOU." 345 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,277 - NO, SHE SAID, 346 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,154 "YOU'RE SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOU." 347 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,793 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY TO ME ALL THE TIME. 348 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,449 - I DON'T SAY THAT. 349 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,486 - WELL, YOU SHOULD. 350 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,760 I'M REALLY FUNNY AND VERY LOVABLE. 351 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,990 ALL I KNOW IS, SHE SAID, "I LOVE YOU." 352 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,025 WE'RE IN THE BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND ZONE. 353 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,331 - WELL, THEN I GUESS MY GRANDMA'S 354 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,262 MY GIRLFRIEND TOO, 355 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,366 BECAUSE I TELL HER I LOVE HER ALL THE TIME. 356 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,769 - HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 357 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,373 "CHICKEN SOUP FOR YOUR COLD. 358 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,914 "CAN'T HAVE YOU SICK FOR THE NOTEBOOK. 359 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:49,409 FEEL BETTER. XO, JENNY." 360 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,282 - DUDE, SHE COOKED FOR YOU. 361 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,312 SHE GOT SOME CHICKEN, SOME WATER. 362 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,147 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOUP, 363 00:11:56,183 --> 00:12:00,793 BUT SHE DOES, AND SHE DID, FOR YOU. 364 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,160 . 365 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,134 - WOW, SORRY, MA'AM, BUT OUR RETURN POLICY IS, 366 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,895 "NO HABLA INGLES." 367 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,831 - WELL, SEE, THIS IS THE UNIVERSE'S WAY 368 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:14,997 OF TELLING YOU TO KEEP THE CAR 369 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,865 AND START YOUR NEW LIFE. - KNOW WHAT? 370 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,774 I'M WITH YOUR SISTER ON THIS ONE. 371 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,436 YOU GOT TO KEEP THAT RIDE. YOU LOOK GOOD IN IT. 372 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,543 - YEAH. - 'COURSE, YOU'D LOOK GOOD 373 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,984 IN ANYTHING. - YEAH. 374 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,380 - OR NOTHING. - OKAY. 375 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,611 - THIS IS WHY I NEED MY RING BACK, 376 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,245 SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH LOSERS LIKE DEAN HITTING ON ME. 377 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,351 NO OFFENSE, DEAN. BUT ALSO, OFFENSE. 378 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,352 - NONE TAKEN. CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER? 379 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,794 - OKAY, FORGET ABOUT DEAN, 380 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,650 'CAUSE NO ONE'S GOING OUT WITH DEAN. 381 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,886 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DECENT GUYS, OKAY? 382 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,393 IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR RING OFF, 383 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,434 THEN NO ONE'S EVER GONNA TAKE YOUR BRA OFF. 384 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,559 AND THAT WOULD BE A SHAME, 385 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,463 'CAUSE THOSE GIRLS DIDN'T SHOW UP UNTIL JUNIOR YEAR, 386 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,166 AND NOW THEY WANT TO RUN FREE. 387 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,168 - OH, AMEN! 388 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,399 both: DEAN! 389 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,096 - LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE READY 390 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,308 FOR ME TO TAKE OFF MY RING DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM. 391 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,340 I'M NOT LIKE YOU, MADI. 392 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,884 I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 393 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:56,879 - YOU HAVE EXCUSES, 394 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,950 AND I'M JUST HELPING YOU GET TO A BETTER PLACE. 395 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,580 - MAYBE RIGHT NOW MY LIFE WOULD BE IN A BETTER PLACE 396 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,915 IF YOU WEREN'T IN IT. 397 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,422 - [scoffs] 398 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,463 - SO ELVIS TOOK HIS FIRST RIDE IN A TOW TRUCK 399 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,488 AND IN MOM'S NEW BUT VERY USED CONVERTIBLE. 400 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,194 - YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BUY AN ENGAGEMENT RING, 401 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,296 YOU'RE USUALLY NOT THINKING ABOUT RESALE VALUE, 402 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,398 BUT SITTING IN THIS THING, 403 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,099 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE SPRUNG FOR THE EXTRA CARAT. 404 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,831 - YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT MADI. 405 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,968 - I WAS? 406 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,302 - [scoffs] 407 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,866 17 YEARS, I DEFENDED HER. I COVERED FOR HER. 408 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,906 BUT YOU KNEW IT RIGHT AWAY, FROM THE FIRST TIME YOU MET HER, 409 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,982 WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT DISEASE TO FAKE TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY. 410 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,251 SHE IS JUST AS BAD AS YOU SAID. 411 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,850 SHE'S WORSE, AND I AM DONE WITH HER. 412 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,053 - WELL, I MEAN, SHE'S YOUR SISTER-- 413 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,015 - DONE. 414 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,893 - DAD REALIZED HE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE 415 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:42,822 WITH AN INNER CIRCLE. 416 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,556 AND AS HARD AS IT WAS TO LET SOMEONE IN, 417 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,261 IT WAS EVEN HARDER WHEN SOMEONE FELL OUT. 418 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,464 [rearview mirror clatters] 419 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,225 [door buzzes] 420 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,874 - LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, 421 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,400 THIS GUY IS NOT GONNA JUST GIVE ME BACK THE RING. 422 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,965 - RIGHT. HE'LL GIVE IT BACK TO ME. 423 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,444 - CAN I HELP YOU? - YES. 424 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,871 - DAD COULD'VE BEEN RID OF AUNT MADI FOREVER, 425 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,238 BUT HE KNEW MOM NEEDED HER SISTER IN HER LIFE, 426 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,006 WHICH MEANT SHE WAS GONNA BE IN HIS. 427 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,976 - UH, YOU GOT A RING IN YESTERDAY. 428 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,575 I'M GONNA NEED THAT BACK. - THE RING'LL COST YOU 3,000. 429 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,247 - I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTOOD ME. 430 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,085 I'M NOT PAYING ANYTHING FOR IT. 431 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,961 YOU'RE IN POSSESSION OF STOLEN MERCHANDISE. 432 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,119 - INTERESTING. 433 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,557 3,500. 434 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,561 - IT'S STOLEN. 435 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,632 I HAPPEN TO BE WITH THE PERSON WHO STOLE IT. 436 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,002 - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 437 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,001 - DON'T KNOW THIS PERSON. 438 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,673 4,000. 439 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,101 - POSSESSION OF STOLEN MERCHANDISE 440 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,437 IS A FELONY. 441 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,241 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LED WITH, I'M A LAWYER. 442 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,644 I COULD FILE CHARGES IN-- 443 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,005 - 4,300. 444 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,505 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LEAD WITH, YOU CAN'T SEE THIS, 445 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,147 BUT I'M SURROUNDED BY GUNS. 446 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,523 - HE IS. IT'S TRUE. 447 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,022 - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 448 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,655 I MEAN, NO ONE WAS USING THE PARKING SPACE, 449 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,059 AND I HAVE A PLACARD. 450 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,691 - ONCE AGAIN, THE HANDICAPPED PLACARDS 451 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,885 ARE FOR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE, 452 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,057 NOT SOMEONE WHO OCCASIONALLY DRIVES A HANDICAPPED PERSON. 453 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,667 WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST WAIT OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE 454 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,428 SO I CAN GIVE ALLISON THIS RECEIPT 455 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,327 AND WE CAN GET HER CAR BACK, 456 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,198 AND THEN WE CAN FIX YET ANOTHER THING 457 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,196 THAT YOU SCREWED UP? 458 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,937 AND I AM NOT HANDICAPPED. 459 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,943 - OH, YOU'RE HANDICAPPED, MEL. 460 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,975 AND I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE BLIND THING. 461 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,010 - MADI, WOULD YOU PLEASE DO ME A BIG, BIG FAVOR 462 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,016 AND JUST... 463 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,263 DOES ANYBODY WORK HERE? 464 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,159 I'M LOOKING FOR ALLISON. 465 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,131 - UM, MEL. 466 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,559 - ARE YOU BUSY? - OH, YES. 467 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,404 JUST-- EVERYBODY STAY IN CHILD'S POSE. 468 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,730 PLEASE JUST, UH, HONOR WHERE YOUR BODY IS. 469 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,596 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 470 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,435 AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME THAT YOU'RE HERE 471 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,311 TO TAKE CARE OF MY YOGA STUDIO. 472 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,740 - NO, I'M HERE TO SAY I'M SORRY. 473 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,405 I'VE BEEN SUCH A JACKASS. 474 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,714 BUT I WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY, 475 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,705 AND THEN I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING 476 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,247 THAT HOPEFULLY WILL MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS. 477 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,253 - OKAY. 478 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,194 - THE TRUTH IS, YOU ARE KIND OF THE FIRST PERSON 479 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:56,990 THAT I'VE LET GET THIS CLOSE THIS QUICKLY IN A LONG TIME. 480 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,264 IT'S A BIG STEP FOR ME, AND I'M-- 481 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,991 I'M STRUGGLING WITH IT. 482 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,627 BUT IT'S ALSO THE FIRST OF MANY STEPS 483 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,202 THAT I HOPE WE TAKE TOGETHER. 484 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,372 ANYWAY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS-- 485 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,136 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU PROPOSING TO ME? 486 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:24,717 . 487 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,521 - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT PROPOSING. 488 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,745 - OKAY, THANK GOD, 489 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,386 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WAY TOO-- 490 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,661 - YEAH, WAY TOO SOON. AND CRAZY. 491 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,260 YEAH. DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU. 492 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,262 THAT'S THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I WOULD WANT-- 493 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,564 - OKAY, POINT MADE. 494 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,655 - YOU'RE MISSING OUT. 495 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,226 SHE'S VERY BENDY. 496 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,225 - GUYS, GO TAKE AN EARLY SAVASANA NOW, PLEASE. 497 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,798 [sighs] 498 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,305 - WHAT I CAME TO DO WAS TO GIVE YOU THIS, 499 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,239 THE RECEIPT, SO YOU CAN GET YOUR CAR BACK. 500 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,705 THE RING IS FOR JOYCE. 501 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,282 - WELL, GIVING AN ENGAGEMENT RING TO YOUR EX-WIFE 502 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,252 IS NOT ACTUALLY MAKING ME FEEL BETTER. 503 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,251 - OH, YEAH. NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. 504 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,353 IT'S JUST-- SHE HAD LOST IT, 505 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,354 AND SHE WAS UPSET, 506 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,385 SO I TOOK CARE OF IT. 507 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,660 - LIKE YOU TOOK CARE OF MY PARKING TICKET? 508 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,359 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, 509 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,831 YOU HAVE REALLY NOT... 510 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,658 NOT SEEN MY BEST WORK. 511 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,804 THING IS, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME 512 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,059 BECAUSE I'M BLIND. 513 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,598 I JUST WANTED YOU TO CARE FOR ME, 514 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,343 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU. 515 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,338 - [laughs] 516 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,669 I LIKE YOU TOO. 517 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,735 AND THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF MY PARKING TICKET. 518 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,714 - TOLD YOU I'D TAKE CARE OF IT. 519 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,682 - [laughs] 520 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,781 - YOU KNOW WHAT, ELVIS IS UNFAMILIAR 521 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,583 WITH THIS PLACE. 522 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,645 WOULD YOU MIND SHOWING ME TO THE DOOR? 523 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,621 - UH, OF COURSE. 524 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,616 [chuckling] 525 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,787 - THANK YOU. 526 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,585 - AND WITH THAT WALK TO THE DOOR, 527 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,757 ALLISON STEPPED INTO DAD'S INNER CIRCLE. 528 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,165 - [playfully vocalizing Here Comes the Bride] 529 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,398 [both laugh] 530 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,673 - OH, MY GOD, MOM! 531 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:55,681 - OH! LOOK HOW MATURE YOUR HAIR LOOKS. 532 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,208 - MOM, HELP ME. 533 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,445 - THE PEOPLE IN YOUR INNER CIRCLE HELP YOU 534 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,120 NOT JUST BY TAKING CARE OF YOU... 535 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,820 - IT'S OKAY, SWEETIE. I'M RIGHT HERE. 536 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,322 OH, GOD, IT'S LIKE DRY HAY. 537 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,715 BUT WE CAN FIX IT. 538 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,756 MAMA CAN FIX IT. 539 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,231 - OKAY. - BUT ALSO BY LETTING YOU 540 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,730 TAKE CARE OF THEM. 541 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,201 - HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? 542 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,699 I LOOK OLDER THAN YOU! 543 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,830 - [whispers] SHH, DON'T RUIN THIS. 544 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,596 - OKAY, TELL ME IF YOU'D KISS THIS. 545 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,174 BINACA, GUM, AND TWO BREATH MINTS. 546 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,365 - HIT ME. 547 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,366 - [exhales] 548 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,637 - HEN-- 549 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,635 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 550 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,906 - NOTHING. - IT WAS HIS IDEA. 551 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,454 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 552 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,451 - MADI. 553 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,782 [sighs] 554 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,646 HERE. MOM SAID YOU WERE STILL SICK, 555 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,215 SO I MADE YOU SOME CHICKEN SOUP. 556 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,863 FEEL BETTER. 557 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,759 - SHE COOKED FOR ME. 558 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,262 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 559 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,734 - IT'S WORSE THAN THE FRIEND ZONE, DUDE. 560 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,272 YOU'RE IN THE SIBLING ZONE. 561 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,600 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU HAVE TWO HOT SISTERS. 562 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,766 EAT YOUR SOUP. 563 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,541 - OKAY. NOW THAT WE ARE IN THE HOUSE 564 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,677 AND YOU CAN NOT PAWN IT AGAIN, HERE. 565 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,884 GIVE THIS TO JOYCE AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 566 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,216 THAT IS ALL. 567 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,251 RESIST THE URGE TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE 568 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,646 THAT COMES INTO YOUR BRAIN. 569 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,557 - HEY. 570 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,363 - HELLO. 571 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,356 [box creaking open] 572 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,767 - HERE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 573 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,628 I'M SORRY. 574 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,266 - OH, MY GOD. YOU GOT MY RING BACK! 575 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,702 OH, YOU ARE GOOD. YOU'RE NOT TERRIBLE. 576 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,938 I WAS RIGHT. OHH... 577 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,743 - HEY, AND I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE MORE THING. 578 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,776 - NO, YOU DON'T. 579 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,610 STOP TALKING NOW. 580 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,606 - MEL'S HERE? 581 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,617 - YEAH, WELL, 582 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,919 HE KIND OF HELPED ME GET YOUR RING BACK. 583 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,552 - MEL? 584 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,957 - HI. 585 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,262 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT, BUT THANK YOU. 586 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,756 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 587 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,967 - STILL FITS. 588 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,468 - [chuckles] 589 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,670 - OH, I HAVEN'T HAD IT ON ALL DAY, 590 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,702 AND NOW IT KIND OF FEELS... 591 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,540 - KIND OF WEIRD? 592 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,447 LIKE MAYBE WE... 593 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,580 - SHOULDN'T BE WEARING THEM ANYMORE? 594 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,691 - YEAH. 595 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,521 - OKAY. 596 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,615 - MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BLIND 597 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,887 OR BECAUSE SHE WAS HAVING 598 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,525 A MIDLIFE TEENAGE AWKWARD PHASE, 599 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,762 BUT EVEN DIVORCED, 600 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,467 MOM AND DAD WOULD ALWAYS BE IN EACH OTHER'S INNER CIRCLE. 601 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:38,774 - [squeals] 602 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,765 SEE? 603 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,706 THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 604 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,641 RIGHT? AH! 605 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,646 YOU'RE WELCOME. [laughs] 606 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,378 [whispering] OKAY, I JUST--SORRY. 607 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,675 SO HUNGRY. 608 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,846 SO... 609 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,694 - WOW, MEL. 610 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,560 IMPRESSIVE RESTRAINT. 611 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,558 - THANK YOU. 612 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,960 I'VE MADE PEACE WITH IT. 613 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,503 AND I STOLE THIS. 614 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,797 - I KNEW JENNY WAS IN MY INNER CIRCLE. 615 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,903 NOT THE WAY I WANTED HER TO BE, BUT SHE WAS CLOSE, 616 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,695 AND I'D TAKE IT. 617 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,837 - SO WHICH SISTER WOULD YOU RATHER I HIT ON? 618 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,883 - THAT'S MY BOY. 43110

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