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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:05,673 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:06,306 - I MET THE MOST AMAZING MAN 3 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:08,781 I'LL EVER MEET IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS 4 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,379 4 1/2 MINUTES OLD. 5 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,451 NOT THAT GUY. 6 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,749 THAT GUY. 7 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,350 MY DAD WAS BLIND. 8 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,222 BUT NO ONE TREATED HIM DIFFERENTLY 9 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,190 BECAUSE HE WAS BLIND. 10 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,318 - I FIND THAT VERY INTERESTING, MR. BOYD. 11 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,423 - PRIMARILY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW. 12 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,655 HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE LOOKED AT DIFFERENTLY, 13 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,231 SO HE USED LITTLE TRICKS TO KEEP HIS SECRET. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,160 - DID YOU NOT SAY 15 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,555 AT YOUR PREVIOUS DEPOSITION, AND I QUOTE, 16 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,627 LINE 21, 17 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,665 "THANKS TO MR. TYLER'S BUYBACK, 18 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,471 THE STOCK PRICES WERE ARTIFICIALLY LOW"? 19 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,614 - WELL... [laughs nervously] 20 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,068 YES, BUT-- - YOUR WITNESS. 21 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,508 - WELL, SOME PEOPLE KNEW, LIKE MY UNCLE GLEN. 22 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,613 HE AND MY DAD HAD ALL SORTS OF MANEUVERS. 23 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,745 LIKE, GLEN'S BOOK ON TAPE VERSION OF A MENU. 24 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,480 - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. HMM. 25 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,216 TOO MANY CALORIES FOR ME. 26 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,191 I'LL JUST GET THE SHRIMP SALAD. 27 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,220 - WELL, I'M GETTING THAT DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. 28 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,355 - PEOPLE KNEW HE COULDN'T SEE PERFECTLY. 29 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,830 THEY JUST DIDN'T KNOW HE COULDN'T SEE AT ALL. 30 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,428 BUT WHEN MY PARENTS SPLIT AND DAD MOVED OUT, 31 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,161 HE MADE THE DECISION TO GET ELVIS 32 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,326 AND COME OUT TO THE WORLD. 33 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:06,404 AND WHEN MEL FISHER CAME OUT... 34 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,844 - FORWARD. - HE CAME OUT HARD. 35 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,309 NOW YOU MIGHT WONDER WHY HE HAD A GUIDE DOG 36 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,569 AND A CANE. 37 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,276 - CAR! [tires screech] 38 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,538 - BLIND GUY IN A CROSSWALK, YOU IDIOT! 39 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:20,277 - BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HIT A CAR WITH YOUR GUIDE DOG. 40 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,584 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD 41 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,775 * ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE 42 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:28,357 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN AND THE SETTING SUN * 43 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:32,259 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 44 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:36,463 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 45 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:40,297 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 46 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,305 - WHEN MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED, KATIE WAS UNWILLINGLY APPOINTED 47 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:49,739 MOM'S BEST FRIEND/THERAPIST/ EVERYTHING ELSE. 48 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,852 - WHAT YOU LISTENING TO? 49 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,421 - YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW 'EM. 50 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,920 - HEY, HOW MAD ARE WE AT MADELYN 51 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:03,192 FOR LIKING ALL OF AMY'S BOYFRIEND'S STATUS UPDATES? 52 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,164 [groans] - YOU CAN DROP ME OFF HERE. 53 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,333 I SEE CAITLYN. 54 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,731 - WAIT, NOT YET. 55 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,203 I FEEL LIKE WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY K AND J TIME. 56 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,903 [gasps] YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? 57 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,574 - BEHAVE LIKE A NORMAL MOTHER AND DAUGHTER? 58 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,373 - HAVE A HOOKY DAY. 59 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,805 I'LL BLOW OFF MY PSYCH CLASS. WE CAN GO TO THE MALL. 60 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,480 SHOP FOR SPARKLY FLIP-FLOPS. 61 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,840 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 62 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:24,907 - IT SOUNDS NICE. 63 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,405 BUT I KNOW SINCE YOU'RE MY PARENT, 64 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,447 WHAT YOU REALLY WANT FROM ME 65 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,351 IS TO STAY IN SCHOOL AND DO WELL 66 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,653 SO THAT I CAN GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE... 67 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,355 HOPEFULLY OUT OF STATE. 68 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,364 - KEEP IT GAGA, GIRL. 69 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,263 THAT'S NOT A THING. 70 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,255 - AND TOM HAWKINS IS IN TOWN THURSDAY. 71 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,297 YOU AND GLEN ARE TAKING HIM TO DINNER. 72 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,303 REMEMBER TO GET THE RETAINER CHECK FROM HIM. 73 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,865 - I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 74 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:52,412 - WOW. JANICE, YOUR GLEN IMPRESSION IS SPOT-ON. 75 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,310 - [laughs] GLEN IMPRESSION. 76 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,283 - SO WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON TELLING TOM HAWKINS 77 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,552 ABOUT THE OLD EYE SITUATION? 78 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,910 - WELL, THE TRUTH, YOU KNOW? 79 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,478 I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF 'EM SITTING HERE ON MY FACE. 80 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,316 THEY'RE BLUE. THE LADIES SEEM TO LOVE 'EM. 81 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,392 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 82 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,289 WE HAVEN'T TOLD OUR BIGGEST CLIENT 83 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,921 THAT YOU ARE BLIND. 84 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,326 WE'VE BEEN LYING TO HIM SINCE THE DAY WE MET. 85 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,659 - WE HAVE NEVER LIED TO TOM. 86 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,963 WE MAY HAVE LED HIM 87 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,434 TO FORM SOME INCORRECT CONCLUSIONS. 88 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,774 GLENNY-BOY, YOU BETTER TAKE THESE. 89 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,639 I'M IN NO CONDITION TO DRIVE. - ALL RIGHT. 90 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,369 - WHAT, A BLIND GUY CAN'T GET 91 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,774 THE "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE" MESSAGE OUT THERE? 92 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,006 - YOU'RE CRAZY. 93 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,480 HOW IS CARS SCARIER THAN PARANORMAL ACTIVITY? 94 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,180 IT'S A KIDS' MOVIE! 95 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,710 - THAT'S WHAT'S SO DISTURBING. 96 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,315 IT'S A WORLD WITH JUST CARS. THERE'S NO PEOPLE. 97 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,548 WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE? 98 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,493 WHO PUMPS THE GAS? WHO BUILT THE ROADS? 99 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,348 IT'S THIS MENACING SECRET. 100 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,457 THE CARS KILLED THE PEOPLE! 101 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,559 - HEY. 102 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,591 - HEY, JENNY. 103 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,625 HI, WE WERE JUST-- 104 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,301 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CARS, HUH? 105 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,300 WHY DO THEY HAVE SEATS? 106 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:54,342 IF YOU SAT IN THEM, YOU'D BE INSIDE THEIR FACE. 107 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,438 - OKAY. 108 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,809 - SO WHEN'S THE WEDDING? 109 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,411 COME ON, MAN. 110 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,914 - I'M TELLING HIM AT DINNER, GLEN. 111 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,375 JUST LIKE I TOLD ALL OUR OTHER CLIENTS. 112 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,284 - AND WE LOST TWO OF THEM. 113 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:11,346 I'M JUST SAYING, TOM IS 30% OF OUR BUSINESS. 114 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,445 WE'VE HAD A ROUGH YEAR. 115 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,787 YOU WITH THE DIVORCE, 116 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,592 ME GOING COLD THROWING CRAPS AT PECHANGA. 117 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,725 - I'M TELLING HIM. 118 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,929 I'M HERE, I'M BLIND, GET USED TO IT. 119 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,401 - OR... 120 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,700 YOU PRETEND TO BE SIGHTED ONE MORE TIME, 121 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:28,302 AND WE CASH THE CHECK WITH ALL THE NICE COMMAS AND ZEROS. 122 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,036 - GLEN. - MEL. 123 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,810 WE'VE DONE IT THIS LONG. 124 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,869 JUST DO IT ONE MORE TIME. 125 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,737 I'M ASKING AS YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER, 126 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,376 AS YOUR BROTHER, AND AS A NEW BOAT OWNER 127 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:42,482 WHO DID NOT FULLY RESEARCH MARINA FEES. 128 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,516 - [scoffs] ARE YOU SURE THIS IS NECESSARY? 129 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,052 - ESSENTIAL! AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, 130 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,517 I CANNOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, 131 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,056 WATCH YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMES ANYMORE. 132 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,490 - MUST BE A DRAG. - IT'S A REAL BUMMER. 133 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,556 WHAT YOU NEED IS CONFIDENCE, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 134 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,355 THE RUNYEN PREMIUM PACKAGE MAKEOVER. 135 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,867 - YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY? 136 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,398 - YOU THINK ALL THIS JUST HAPPENS? 137 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,974 I'M UP AT 5:00 A.M.-- 138 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,572 HAIR, EXFOLIATOR, BODY SPRAY. 139 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,765 THEN I WATCH THE SUN RISE. 140 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,507 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 141 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,412 - HURRY. I GOTTA WALK ELVIS. 142 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,805 - WHILE I WAS LEARNING THE BENEFITS OF HAIR SPRAY, 143 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,577 MOM WAS LEARNING THE BENEFITS OF HER NEW STUDY PARTNER. 144 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,917 - ALL RIGHT, "WHAT IS AN EFFECTIVE MEANS 145 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,762 OF ENGAGING A SHY PERSONALITY?" 146 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,359 - I'M GONNA GO WITH... 147 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,292 CHARDONNAY. 148 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,755 - OH, MY GOSH, JOYCE, YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 149 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,455 [door opens] 150 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,467 - AND THEN MOM GOT AN IDEA. 151 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,769 - I'M WRITING IT. - HILARIOUS? 152 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,601 YOU THINK I'M HILARIOUS? WHAT A COMPLIMENT, 153 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,836 COMING FROM SOMEONE AS COOL AS YOU. 154 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,541 OH, HEY, KATIE-CAT, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 155 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,013 - MM. 156 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,381 - THAT'S EYE ROLL FOR, "I HAD A DELIGHTFUL DAY, MOTHER. 157 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,151 THANK YOU FOR TAKING AN INTEREST IN MY LIFE." 158 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,379 KATIE. 159 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,445 THIS IS MY PSYCH PARTNER, AMELIE. 160 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,783 - HEY. - HEY. 161 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,048 - I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. - OH, THANKS. 162 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,486 - YEAH, IT'S COOL, RIGHT? 163 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:55,792 - ARE YOU INTO THE BLACK KEYS? 164 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:56,663 - THEY'RE AWESOME. 165 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,630 I TOTALLY HEART DAN AUERBACH. - RIGHT? 166 00:05:58,659 --> 00:05:59,829 - OH, YEAH. ALTHOUGH RIGHT NOW, 167 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,760 I'M IN A TOTAL ARCADE FIRE PHASE. 168 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:02,625 - OH, ME TOO! 169 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,003 YOU KNOW THEY'RE HAVING THAT SECRET SHOW 170 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,071 AT THE DRAFT HOUSE THIS WEEK? 171 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,398 - I KNOW! IT'S SOLD OUT. IT'S COMPLETELY SOLD OUT. 172 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,165 IT'S KILLING ME. THEY'RE SO AWESOME! 173 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,142 - SO AWESOME. I LOVE ARCADES. 174 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,672 - SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE. 175 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,477 THE LAST CONCERT SHE WENT TO 176 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,749 WAS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IN THE LATE '80s. 177 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,508 - [laughs] OH, MY GOD. 178 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,707 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 179 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:24,078 - [laughing] NO, THAT IS SO RAD. 180 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,087 - IT IS? - IT IS? 181 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,088 - I MEAN, ARCADE FIRE WAS TOTALLY INFLUENCED 182 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,160 BY SPRINGSTEEN. 183 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,788 - REALLY? - YEAH. 184 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,833 SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS THE CONCERT LIKE? 185 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:35,699 - OH, YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT... 186 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,469 I SAW HIM IN JERSEY. 187 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:40,568 IT WAS THE BEST SIX HOURS OF MY LIFE. 188 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,801 - [laughs] - HE SWEAT ON ME. 189 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,166 LIKE, IT LANDED ON MY CHEEK. - OH, MY GOSH! 190 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,474 - YOU WERE BASICALLY ONE STEP REMOVED 191 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:46,806 FROM MAKING OUT WITH HIM. 192 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,140 - ISN'T THAT COOL? - IT'S A BODILY FLUID. 193 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:52,646 [Springsteen's Hungry Heart plays] 194 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,680 - WHILE I WAS TAKING ELVIS FOR A WALK, 195 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,845 I ALSO TOOK MY NEW LOOK FOR A SPIN. 196 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,194 I WAS COOL. I WAS CONFIDENT. 197 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:02,519 I WAS--CUPCAKES! 198 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,986 - [sighs] 199 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,527 MAN. 200 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,633 - [singsong] LOOPHOLE! 201 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,095 HEY, IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE DOG 202 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,243 HAVING TO BE WITH A BLIND GUY. 203 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,508 - HEADS UP! LET THE BLIND KID THROUGH. 204 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,508 - OH, NO, I'M NOT-- 205 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,509 - HEY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. GIVE HIM A HAND! 206 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,581 - RIGHT THIS WAY. 207 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,079 - I DISCOVERED THAT PEOPLE TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY 208 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,251 WHEN YOU'RE BLIND. 209 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,448 - HEY, BUDDY! HOW ARE YOU? 210 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,590 - LOOK AT ME GROPING AT MY GUIDE DOG. 211 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,691 - OH, SO THAT WAS DARK CHOCOLATE 212 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:38,734 AND THIS IS WHITE CHOCOLATE. 213 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,829 GOSH, I CAN'T SEE WHITE... 214 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,001 BUT AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE. 215 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,130 - NOW, BEFORE YOU SAY I'M GOING TO HELL, 216 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,165 I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU 217 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,099 THAT THE ONLY REASON I HAD A GUIDE DOG WITH ME 218 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,265 IS BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF A BLIND GUY. 219 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,143 - HEY, HENRY, I'M GONNA HAVE MY DAUGHTER SOPHIA WALK YOU HOME. 220 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,713 SOPHIA! 221 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:58,512 - OH, NO, THAT'S VERY KIND, BUT I DON'T NEED-- 222 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:01,276 HELP AFTER THE FIRST FEW BLOCKS. 223 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,254 I HEARD A LOT OF TRAFFIC OUT THERE. 224 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:11,658 . 225 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:11,992 - GOOD BOY! 226 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,556 FORWARD. 227 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,725 - OH. SO HE CAN GO WITH YOU ANYWHERE? 228 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,034 - YEAH. TO THE STORE. ON AN AIRPLANE. 229 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,826 TO COURT. - COURT? 230 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,668 - YEAH, I-I MEAN... 231 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,613 HE'LL GO WITH ME WHEN I'M A LAWYER. 232 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:25,968 WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS? 233 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,636 - OKAY. I WAS INCHING INTO A MORAL GRAY AREA. 234 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,536 - SO HOW OFTEN ARE YOU AT YOUR DAD'S? 235 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,748 OH, CAREFUL. SKATEBOARDER ON YOUR LEFT. 236 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,224 - I'LL GET TO THE RESTAURANT EARLY. 237 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,321 THAT WAY, I CAN GET A COUPLE OF DRINKS INTO TOM. 238 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,723 AND THEN YOU ARRIVE. - RIGHT. 239 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,115 WITHOUT MY FOUR-LEGGED WINGMAN. 240 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,826 SORRY, ELVIS. - THE HOST STAND 241 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,088 IS FOUR STEPS TO YOUR LEFT. 242 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,796 - TO MY LEFT. - THE HOSTESS'S NAME IS... 243 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:48,898 both: GAYLE. 244 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,829 - WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THAT? 245 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,204 - SHE'S SINGLE AND ATTRACTIVE. 246 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,973 - HELLO, GAYLE. - THEN YOU CROSS OVER TO-- 247 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,142 - YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'VE DONE THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES. 248 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,640 I GOT IT. BESIDES, I'M TALKING TO GAYLE. 249 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,242 YOU MIND? 250 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,543 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A HOSTESS? 251 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,877 [door opens] 252 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,313 - HEY. 253 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,817 - HI. - DO YOU HAVE THE KEY 254 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,579 TO THE STORAGE CABINET IN THE GARAGE? 255 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:14,048 - YES. AND APPARENTLY, YOU HAVE A KEY TO MY APARTMENT. 256 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,587 TRADE YA! - DEAL. 257 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,063 IT WAS HENRY'S ANYWAY. THANKS. 258 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,630 I JUST NEED TO GET MY TRUNK OF OLD CLOTHES TO SHOW KATIE. 259 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,090 "WHY?" YOU ASK. - NOT ASKING. 260 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,628 - BECAUSE I HAVE A COOL NEW FRIEND WHO THINKS I'M COOL, 261 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,365 AND SHE'S MAKING KATIE THINK I'M COOL. 262 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,269 IT IS ALL WAY COOL. 263 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,371 - COOL! - YES, IT IS. 264 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,843 KATIE AND I ARE ON THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO BESTIE TOWN. 265 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,083 UGH. DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT. 266 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,608 THAT WAS VERY NOT COOL. 267 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,814 - WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, INSIDE THAT CABINET, 268 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,916 TOP SHELF--THERE'S A BOX WITH A LEATHER PHOTO ALBUM IN IT, 269 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,079 PICTURES FROM WHEN KATIE WAS A BABY. 270 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,887 SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ONE OF YOU HOLDING HER 271 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,959 WHEN YOU FIRST BECAME A MOTHER. 272 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,658 MIGHT REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE HER MOTHER. 273 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,131 - LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE THE KIND OF MOTHER 274 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,159 THAT'S OFF IN SOME ROOM BAKING A CAKE 275 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,334 AND NAGGING HER ABOUT CURFEW. 276 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,933 - FIRST OF ALL-- [clears throat] 277 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,265 YOU DON'T BAKE. 278 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,229 IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD KNOW 279 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,937 THAT "THE OTHER ROOM" IS CALLED A KITCHEN. 280 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,370 SECOND OF ALL-- - GOOD-BYE, MEL. 281 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,874 - BYE. 282 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,376 - MAKES SENSE. USE A CUTE DOG TO GET A GIRL. 283 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,709 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 284 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,405 SNEAKY'S MY WHEELHOUSE. 285 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,116 - AND DUDE, SHE'S 14 1/2. 286 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,019 SHE KEEPS ASKING WHEN SHE CAN COME OVER. 287 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,092 - OKAY, TWO QUESTIONS. 288 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,661 CAN I USE THE DOG ON SATURDAY? 289 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,731 AND WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY YES? 290 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,658 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS? 291 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:30,264 - WOW. THIS IS COOL. WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THIS? 292 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,027 - I WORE THAT TO SCOTT CAWLEY'S 293 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,925 BIRTHDAY/LEARN TO FRENCH PARTY. 294 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,797 - WHILE ELVIS MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO TALK TO A GIRL, 295 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,437 AMELIE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR MOM AND KATIE 296 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,771 TO TALK TO EACH OTHER. 297 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,107 - TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS. 298 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,341 - OH, MY GOSH. - WOW! 299 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,405 - THAT'S SO AWESOME. - THANKS! 300 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,914 OH, MY GOSH, THE LEATHER'S SO SOFT. 301 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,046 - THAT'S NOT LEATHER. 302 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,050 AND YOU MIGHT WANNA KEEP THAT AWAY FROM AN OPEN FLAME. 303 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,852 - [laughing] OH, OKAY. - INSTEAD OF GRUNTS 304 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,024 AND DOOR SLAMS, THEY WERE ACTUALLY 305 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,323 COMMUNICATING WITH WORDS. - DO YOU LIKE IT? 306 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,394 - [shrill] YEAH! IT LOOKS SO GOOD! 307 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,193 - AND OTHER HAPPY LADY NOISES. 308 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,355 - LOVE IT? YOU LOVE IT? - IT'S AMAZING. 309 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,692 - DON'T FREAK OUT. 310 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,398 OKAY, MY FRIEND WHO WORKS AT THE LABEL 311 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,169 JUST SCORED ME TICKETS TO ARCADE FIRE TOMORROW NIGHT. 312 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,368 - SERIOUSLY? - ARE YOU IN? 313 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,740 - YES! YES! I'M IN, I'M IN! 314 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,410 OH, MY GOSH! [both giggling] 315 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:16,339 - FUN! THAT'S SO FUN FOR YOU TWO FUN GALS. 316 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,976 - WAIT, YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO SCORE A TICKET FOR MY MOM. 317 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,212 SHE'S NEVER SEEN THEM. 318 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,717 - YEAH! JOYCE. - I MEAN, IF YOU WANNA COME. 319 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,720 - I THINK I'M AVAILABLE. 320 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,453 TOMORROW'S THE 14TH, RIGHT? 321 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,157 YEAH, I CAN MAKE THAT WORK. 322 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,389 - NO, IT'S THE 15TH. - YEAH, I CAN MAKE THAT WORK. 323 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,864 - [squeals] OOH! WE'RE GOING TO ARCADE FIRE! 324 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,063 - THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 325 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,865 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, THE CARS ARE USING PEOPLE AS FUEL. 326 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,499 - OH, MY GOD, I NEED THE DOG. - WHAT? 327 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,803 - ELVIS. YOU GOTTA HAND ME THE HARNESS 328 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,806 SO I CAN PRETEND TO BE BLIND. - YOU--BLIND? WHAT? 329 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,438 - IT'S FOR A GIRL. AN OLDER GIRL. 330 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,013 SHE WEARS COOL GLASSES AND SMELLS LIKE JOLLY RANCHERS 331 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,182 AND I BRUSHED AGAINST HER RIBCAGE. 332 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,910 PLEASE! I NEED TO BE BLIND AND YOU NEED TO BE SIGHTED. 333 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,976 - OKAY, HENRY, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M GONNA-- 334 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,745 - HENRY! 335 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,894 HI, IT'S ME, SOPHIA. IS THIS YOUR FATHER? 336 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,960 - COME ON, DAD. HELP THE BLIND KID. 337 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,760 - MEL FISHER. COOL GLASSES. 338 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:13,833 . 339 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:14,497 - I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS AS GOOD 340 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,938 AT PLAYING BLIND AS DAD WAS AT PLAYING SIGHTED. 341 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:17,840 - YEAH. HE'S MY FURRY LITTLE COPILOT. 342 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,441 KIND OF LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL CHEWBACCA. 343 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,373 [trilling] 344 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,078 - BUT I WAS CRUSHING IT WITH CUPCAKE GIRL. 345 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:27,111 - YOU'RE SO FUNNY! HE'S SO FUNNY. 346 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,977 - SO FUNNY! 347 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,186 - WELL, HEY, I AM SO GLAD I RAN INTO YOU GUYS. 348 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,419 I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER 349 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,464 IN CASE YOU EVER NEED ANY HELP, 350 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,159 YOU KNOW, FIGHTING THE EMPIRE. 351 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,973 - DAD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT? 352 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,768 IT'S PROBABLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 353 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,898 - BYE. 354 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,937 - SEE YA! 355 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,281 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU CANNOT PRETEND TO BE BLIND. 356 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,209 - SAYS THE MAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE SIGHTED FOR 20 YEARS. 357 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,806 - NO, THAT WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 358 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,448 THAT WAS A PROFESSIONAL THING, 359 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,482 AND I'D JUST GRADUATED FROM LAW SCHOOL. 360 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,917 I DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TREATING ME DIFFERENTLY. 361 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,264 - YEAH. SO YOU LIED. 362 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,918 - I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE'S PITY. 363 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,557 - WELL, I DO. 364 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,861 PITY'S WORKING FOR ME. PITY WAS MY FOOT IN THE DOOR. 365 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,995 - BUDDY... 366 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,200 YOU DON'T NEED TO PLAY GAMES 367 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,331 TO GET SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU, OKAY? 368 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,567 AND YOU DON'T NEED CRUNCHY HAIR. 369 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,702 JUST BE YOURSELF. 370 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:27,566 - I HAVE A 12-YEAR TRACK RECORD OF THAT NEVER WORKING. 371 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,437 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT NEVER WORKS. 372 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,076 LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE. 373 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,582 [sighs] 374 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,923 - WELL, I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE SOON. 375 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,049 I MEAN, YOU KNOW MEL. 376 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,824 HE PROBABLY STOPPED AT THE CLUB TO SNEAK IN NINE HOLES. 377 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,089 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 378 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,593 - WHAT? 379 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,364 - YOU HANDSOME SON OF A BITCH! 380 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,904 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE HERE? A GREAT MINT. 381 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,500 I'M GONNA GO GET ONE, AND I'LL BRING IT BACK TO YOU. 382 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:56,502 PLEASE CHECK OUT THE WINE LIST, WILL YOU? 383 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,136 - HANGIN' AT THE CLUB WITH MY HOMEGIRLS! 384 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,912 [giggling] 385 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:01,911 WHAT? 386 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,582 - YOU JUST NEED ONE MORE THING. 387 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,951 OH. 388 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,979 - [gasps] WE'RE SHARING ACCESSORIES! 389 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,475 AH! 390 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,116 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! - OH, SHOOT. 391 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,551 JOYCE, DID YOU BRING AN I.D.? 392 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,085 - UH, I DOUBT ANYONE'S GONNA THINK I'M UNDER 21. 393 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,890 BUT IN THIS CUTE TOP, I BETTER JUST PLAY IT SAFE. 394 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:24,098 OH, WAIT! IF IT'S 21-AND-OVER, KATIE CAN'T GET INSIDE. 395 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,331 SHOOT. 396 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,965 WELL, I MEAN, IF WE'RE ALL DRESSED UP, 397 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,600 SHOULD WE JUST ROCK PINKBERRY? 398 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,135 - NO, DON'T WORRY. I GOT HER A FAKE I.D. 399 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,070 - YEAH! IF ANYONE ASKS, 400 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,435 I'M FLORENCE STUART FROM CERRITOS, 401 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,644 AND I AM WAY TOO FOND OF BLUE EYELINER. 402 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,076 - BUT-- - DON'T WORRY. 403 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,951 I'M NOT GONNA BE DRINKING. 404 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,050 I JUST CAN'T MISS SEEING THIS BAND AT A SMALL VENUE. 405 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,483 - SURE... 406 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,647 YEAH. 407 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,645 'CAUSE THEY KICK ASS. 408 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,656 - YOU'RE COOL, RIGHT? - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 409 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,358 YES, CERRITOS, I AM COOL. 410 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,563 THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN, FLORENCE. 411 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,155 - YEAH, JOYCE. 412 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,927 - COME ON. GO, GO, GO. 413 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,926 [both giggling] 414 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,068 [music thumping] 415 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,703 - NO, NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL! 416 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,467 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK THE LAW TO GET INTO A CLUB. 417 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,576 - OH, MY GOD! I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THIS. 418 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,038 I KNEW YOU WOULD RUIN THIS FOR ME. 419 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,508 - I BLAME YOU. THAT GIRL'S 16 YEARS OLD. 420 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,976 SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE CERRITOS IS. 421 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:15,675 YOU HAVE ONE JOB. DO IT WELL. 422 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,315 [gasps] GOD, THOSE ARE BIG! 423 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,051 YOU TAKE SUPPLEMENTS OR-- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 424 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,289 - WITH THAT DOG, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BLIND. 425 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,494 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. 426 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,496 I OWE IT TO MYSELF AND TO HENRY. 427 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,528 - NO. YOU OWE IT TO ME. 428 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,733 - COME ON, GLEN. 429 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,304 - I'M THE ONE WHO READ YOU COMIC BOOKS. 430 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,003 I'M THE ONE WHO DROVE YOU TO LAW SCHOOL. 431 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,065 I'M THE ONE WHO ALPHABETICALLY ARRANGED 432 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,574 THE WORK REFRIGERATOR SO YOU COULD FIND THINGS. 433 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,536 - YEAH. WHY ARE THE PICKLES ALWAYS UNDER "C"? 434 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,014 - BECAUSE IT'S A CONDIMENT! COME ON, BOY. 435 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,754 - WHY IS EVERYBODY STEALING MY DOG? 436 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,378 - I'M TYING HIM UP OUTSIDE. - WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 437 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,745 HE'S TRAINED TO STAY BY MY SIDE, SO... 438 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,523 - OH! WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER ONE. 439 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,263 WHOA! YEAH, HE'S A GOOD BOY! YEAH. 440 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,659 LOOK, THIS IS NOT JUST FOR ME. 441 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,161 THIS IS ABOUT OUR FIRM. 442 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,703 I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT EACH AND EVERY ONE 443 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,999 OF THE 35 PEOPLE WE-- - 38. 444 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,402 - WHATEVER! 445 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,373 THEY'RE COUNTING ON US, MEL. 446 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,671 - ALL RIGHT. 447 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,642 BUT THERE'S $40,000 WORTH OF TRAINING IN THIS DOG. 448 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,741 IT'S CRAZY TO JUST TIE HIM UP OUTSIDE. 449 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,743 - YEAH. THAT'D BE CRAZY. 450 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,776 [Elvis whimpers] WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 451 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,484 I'D LIKE TO CHECK THIS, PLEASE. 452 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,055 . 453 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:29,759 - TOM, CAN I TOP OFF YOUR WINE? 454 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,587 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 455 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,164 - LOOK AT THAT EAGER BEAVER HOLDING IT OUT 456 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,703 JUST TO YOUR LEFT. 457 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,429 OH, ME NEXT! YEAH--WHOA! 458 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,125 I'M A FREAK FOR GOOD CHARDONNAY! 459 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,797 - [laughs] 460 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:46,474 OH! OH... BEFORE I FORGET. 461 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,466 - IS THAT A CHECK? 462 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,737 YES, IT IS. IT'S A CHECK. 463 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,605 - HOW 'BOUT THAT? A CHECK! 464 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:54,713 - HERE IS YOUR ANNUAL RETAINER UP FRONT. 465 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,147 - WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, MEL? 466 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,723 HE IS EXTENDING THE CHECK DIRECTLY TO YOU. 467 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,591 [both chuckling] 468 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,620 - TOM, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 469 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,615 AND UNDERSTAND, THIS IS MORE THAN JUST... 470 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,557 NUMBERS ON A PIECE OF PAPER TO US. 471 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,163 THIS IS A SYMBOL OF THE ONGOING TRUST 472 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,626 THAT YOU PLACE IN US. 473 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,334 AND THAT IS THE CORNERSTONE 474 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,166 OF ANY GREAT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP. 475 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,342 AND BELIEVE ME, THAT FACT-- - OH! 476 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,840 FIRE! CHECK'S ON FIRE! CHECK'S ON FIRE! 477 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,571 FIRE! - WHAT THE HELL? 478 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,508 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 479 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,112 - OH! THE CANDLE! - THAT'S WHAT I SMELLED. 480 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,715 - WHY DID YOU PUT CONCEALER ON TO BEGIN WITH? 481 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,550 - RUNYEN WANTED TO COVER UP MY PROBLEM AREAS. 482 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,646 - [chuckles] 483 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,817 - HEY, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON MY FACE. 484 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,826 - SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND... 485 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,728 - EASY! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT BONE. 486 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,430 - AND THEN SHE SUDDENLY SWITCHES INTO PARENT MODE. 487 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,803 - BUT AREN'T YOU ALWAYS SAYING 488 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,471 SHE SHOULD STOP TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND 489 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,839 AND ACT MORE LIKE A MOM? 490 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,409 - MY FACE WAS FINALLY CLEAN, 491 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,539 AND DAD'S CONSCIENCE WAS ABOUT TO BE. 492 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,884 - YOU'VE BEEN BLIND THIS WHOLE TIME? 493 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,579 - SINCE I WAS 12. 494 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,251 - BUT YOU HELPED ME PICK OUT THAT SUIT 495 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,350 FOR MY NIECE'S WEDDING. 496 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,751 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, GLEN DID. 497 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,222 - AND YOU LOOKED SUPER SHARP. 498 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,522 - YOU TEST DROVE MY $100,000 CAR. 499 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,855 [brakes screech] 500 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,729 - NICE RIDE, TOM. - YEP. REALLY HUGS THE ROAD. 501 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,501 REALLY HUGS IT. 502 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,798 YEAH, THAT WAS FUN. 503 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,569 BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT 504 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,598 THAT WE ARE AS DEDICATED TO SERVING YOU 505 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,203 AS WE HAVE EVER BEEN. 506 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,495 - I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SNOWED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! 507 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,667 YOU'RE LIKE A-- YOU'RE LIKE SOME KIND OF A... 508 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,636 SUPERHERO! 509 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,536 - A SUPERHERO? 510 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,608 WHO STILL REPRESENTS YOU IN ALL FORMS OF LEGAL ACTIVITY, 511 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,176 BOTH CORPORATE AND PERSONAL? 512 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,215 - HEY, YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE TOP-SHELF WORK FOR ME. 513 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,490 AS LONG AS THAT CONTINUES, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 514 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,519 - SEE? MEL? 515 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,764 I ALWAYS SAY, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. 516 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,630 - HONESTLY, GLEN, YOU'RE PAYING FOR DINNER. 517 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,660 AND THAT LADY'S LAMB CHOP. 518 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,867 - SO... 519 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,799 ANYWAY, I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU, BUT... 520 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,535 HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL FIND IT CHARMING 521 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,171 HOW FAR I WENT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND? 522 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,567 - BOYFRIEND? 523 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,808 - YEAH, YOU... GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER. 524 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,624 - WELL, I GAVE IT TO YOUR DAD SO I COULD BABYSIT YOU. 525 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,178 - OOH! - WHAT? 526 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,188 - YOU JUST HAVE YOUR DAD CALL ME 527 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,660 IF YOU EVER NEED A SITTER. 528 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,589 - DUDE, THAT WAS A DISASTER-- 529 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,597 AND YOU ARE NOT RUNYEN. 530 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,329 - NOPE. 531 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,334 - BUT... YOU HEARD ALL THAT? 532 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,666 - YEP. 533 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,441 - GOOD! I'M GLAD. 534 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,270 'CAUSE ALL GIRLS SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M NOT SMOOTH. 535 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,736 ATTENTION, LADIES. 536 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,644 I'M NOT SMOOTH! 537 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,606 [as Yoda] NOT SMOOTH, I AM. 538 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,445 I GET AWKWARD AND TONGUE-TIED AROUND GIRLS I LIKE. 539 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,781 AND GIRLS I DON'T LIKE. AND BOYS. 540 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,246 PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO'S NOT RUNYEN. 541 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,626 - [as Yoda] FUNNY, YOU ARE. 542 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,629 [both laugh] 543 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:58,001 - DAD WAS RIGHT. BEING YOURSELF MAY NOT BE EASY, 544 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,500 BUT IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 545 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,842 - [giggles] 546 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,509 IT GOT JENNY TO NOTICE ME. 547 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,868 - SO YOU USED ONE GIRL 548 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,006 TO GET ANOTHER GIRL'S ATTENTION? 549 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,341 YOU'RE A PLAYA, MAN! 550 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,408 A VARSITY PLAYA! 551 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,906 - IT GOT DAD A CLIENT FOR LIFE. 552 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,777 - APPRECIATE YOUR CONFIDENCE. 553 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,588 - AND IT EVEN BROUGHT MOM AND KATIE CLOSER. 554 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,657 - OH, MY GOD. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN? 555 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,727 - DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS. 556 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,535 - WELL, A LITTLE CLOSER. 557 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,637 OKAY, IN THE SPIRIT OF TOTAL HONESTY, 558 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,745 I MAY HAVE LEFT ONE TINY THING OUT. 559 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,618 NOW, YOU KNOW THE UPSIDE OF DAD BEING HIMSELF. 560 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,748 BUT THERE'S ALSO A DOWNSIDE. 561 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,493 [brakes screech] 562 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,749 - BLIND MAN IN A CROSSWALK! - ARE YOU INSANE? 563 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,587 - I'M NOT THE IDIOT WHO WAS SPEEDING! 564 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,533 - MEL-- - WHAT THE-- 565 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,988 YOU DENTED MY HOOD! 566 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,326 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 567 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,532 - IS THAT-- - OUR FORMER CLIENT. YEP. 568 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,974 - ANY POINT IN-- - OH, NO, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. 569 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,640 - ALONG WITH YOUR BOAT. SORRY. 570 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,612 - THAT'S MY BOY. 40890

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