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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:08,535 ** 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:09,639 (Gigi) HE HIT SOME JEWS. 3 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,377 HE KILLED SOME JEWS, RIGHT? 4 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:14,282 HE RESCUED A FEW. HE TORTURED A FEW OTHERS. 5 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,375 (sighs) HE WAS NAZI LIGHT. 6 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,387 THE POOR THING COULDN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND. 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:21,289 MAY HE ROT IN HELL, BUT ONLY HALF THE TIME. 8 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,592 (laughs) 9 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,233 YOU KNOW, I-I-I JUST-- 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,389 I-I CAN'T KEEP IT IN ANYMORE. 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,457 I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU. 12 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:28,295 I-- WHAT? 13 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,829 (laughs) WELL... GO AHEAD. 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,073 WELL, UM, I CAN'T. 15 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,169 I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE. 16 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,100 WHAT CAN'T YA HOLD IN? 17 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,344 I-- YOU GOTTA PEE? 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,138 NO! LISTEN TO THIS. OH, OH, OKAY. 19 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,110 I GOTTA BRAG. 20 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,808 I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG, BUT I'VE GOTTA BRAG. 21 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:39,769 YOU? YES. 22 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,237 BRAG? NEVER. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 23 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,335 YOU NEVER BRAG. 24 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,576 OKAY, I'M BEING HONORED 25 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,482 BY THE CLEAN UP BOCA ASSOCIATION FOR MY-- 26 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,115 FOR MY VOLUNTEER WORK. 27 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,350 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 28 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,524 (chuckles) WHAT? 29 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,092 FOR ALL YOUR WORK? YEAH. 30 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,291 YOU PICKED UP A SODA CAN 31 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:55,562 AND A CONDOM WITH A SYRINGE IN IT, 32 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,559 AND THEY'RE GIVING YOU AN AWARD FOR THAT? 33 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:58,831 THANK YOU. 34 00:00:58,859 --> 00:00:59,859 YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE HAVING IT? 35 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,633 THIS BEAUTIFUL WINERY UPSTATE. 36 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,802 OH, GREAT. 37 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,301 WELL, UH, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? 38 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,542 UH, UH, LISTEN. 39 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,641 OKAY. 40 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,572 I GOTTA-- UH, THIS IS REALLY HARD TO SAY, YOU KNOW. 41 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,707 WHAT? TELL ME, SWEETHEART. 42 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,882 OKAY, UH, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. 43 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:16,839 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 44 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:17,577 I KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 45 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,211 YOU KNOW, THIS- THIS IS GONNA BE 46 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,407 A REALLY, REALLY INTIMATE AFFAIR. 47 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:21,318 MM-HMM. 48 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:24,149 AND, UH, YOU-- THE-THE-- YOU KNOW, TO MA-- 49 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,485 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SUBSTANTIAL DONATION 50 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,319 TO GET IN THE DOOR. 51 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:30,115 OKAY. WELL, HOW MUCH DO THE TICKETS COST, DARLING? AND THEN-- AND THEN, IT'S GONNA BE BORING. 52 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,558 THEY START AT $1,000. 53 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,532 OH, $1,000, THAT'S A DROP IN THE BUCKET FOR ME. 54 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:38,432 I'LL BE THERE. I CAN'T WAIT! 55 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,426 (sighs) 56 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,398 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 57 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,835 (sighs) GO AHEAD. TELL ME. WHAT'S WRONG? 58 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:44,841 WHAT IS IT? 59 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,342 WELL, I-- IT'S HARD TO SAY THIS. 60 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,614 I MEAN, I FEEL BAD. 61 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,481 THESE PEOPLE ARE WEALTHY. 62 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,281 YOU KNOW, VERY, VERY EDUCATED, SNOTTY. 63 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,484 OH, SURE, SURE. 64 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,615 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE-- THEY'RE CLASSY. CLASSY PEOPLE, YEAH. 65 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,289 THEY'RE-THEY'RE-THEY'RE CULTURED, EDUCATED. MM-HMM. 66 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,549 THEY'VE TRAVELED ALL OVER THE WORLD, YOU KNOW. ALL OVER, YEAH. 67 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:04,288 AND, UM, I'M JUST AFRAID. 68 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,355 I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE... YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIT IN. 69 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,225 YOU'RE GONNA FE-- 70 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:11,872 YOU'RE GONNA FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T BELONG. 71 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,171 HOW DARE YOU? 72 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:15,843 (sighs) WHAT? 73 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,569 HOW DARE YOU? OH, GOD. 74 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,835 OH, NOW, I'M DEFINITELY COMING! (sighs) NO. 75 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:20,943 YES, I AM! NO. 76 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:21,844 YES, I AM! GIGI. 77 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,575 YES, I'M-I'M-I'M ALREADY DRIVING THERE. 78 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,951 STOP IT. STOP IT! HONK, HONK. 79 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,048 OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 80 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,379 (sighs) A-A-A TRUCK DRIVER WANTS ME TO PULL OVER, 81 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,676 SO HE CAN HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME. 82 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,487 THIS IS EX-- YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE MY-- YOU CAN HAVE MY WHOLE ASS. 83 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,819 OH, SEE? YEAH, SEE WHAT? 84 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,423 THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANT YOU TO COME. 85 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,485 I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU. 86 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,563 IF YOU SHOW UP, I AM IGNORING YOU! 87 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,631 WELL, LISTEN, SWEETHEART, I MAY LOOK YOUNG, 88 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,560 BUT I AIN'T NO BABY. 89 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,395 (sighs) AND I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER. 90 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,572 I'LL SEE YA THERE, FEINBERG. 91 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,870 (sighs) 92 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,844 (Gigi) DISGUSTING WOMAN. (sighs) YEAH. 93 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,942 TELLS ME I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE AT THE EVENT. 94 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,584 I'M GOOD ENOUGH TO BE AT ANY AND EVERY EVENT. 95 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,980 * LA LA LA LA LA 96 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,611 * LA LA LA LA LA 97 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,247 * LA LA LA LA LA 98 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,322 * LA LA 99 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,921 * LA LA LA LA LA 100 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,652 * LA LA LA LA LA 101 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,987 * LA LA LA LA LA 102 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,291 * LA LA 103 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:16,964 ** 104 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,567 * LA LA LA LA LA 105 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,429 * LA LA LA LA LA 106 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:21,598 * LA LA LA LA LA 107 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,495 * LA LA 108 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:31,850 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH? 109 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,949 SHE THINKS SHE-SHE'S-- SHE'S THE ONLY ONE 110 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:38,021 WHO CAN HOBNOB WITH THE UPPER ECHELONS OF BOCA SOCIETY. 111 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:42,621 SHE HAS THE NERVE TO IMPLY THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH, 112 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,926 THAT I SMELL, THAT I SPIT WHEN I TALK, 113 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,958 OR I SHIT WHEN I WALK. 114 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,104 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DEALING 115 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:51,028 WITH TRECHIE'S PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR FOR YEARS. 116 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,834 (inhales, exhales) 117 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,937 YOU KNOW, HAROLD ALWAYS STRESSED 118 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:59,269 THAT I TAKE THE HIGH ROAD WITH TRECHIE. 119 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,837 BUT, THE NEW GIGI ISN'T TAKING THE HIGH ROAD ANYMORE. 120 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,505 NO, NO, NO. 121 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:06,584 RICKY AND I ARE ATTENDING THAT EVENT 122 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:12,524 AS PLATINUM LEVEL GUESTS FOR $25,000 A POP. 123 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,463 AND I'M FINALLY GONNA GET MY CHANCE 124 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,428 TO MINGLE WITH BOCA'S ELITE. 125 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,588 ** 126 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,657 OH, IS THIS NICE. YEAH. 127 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,465 YEAH, YOU CAN SMELL THE MONEY, HUH? (chuckles) 128 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,568 YEAH, ALL THESE HOITY-TOITS. 129 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,470 THAT'S OKAY. 130 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,602 I'M ONE OF 'EM. 131 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:30,637 YEAH, NO, YOU'VE EARNED IT. 132 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,471 THIS IS-- CAN BE-- 133 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,007 YEAH, HOLD MY HAND. 134 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,380 OKAY. BE SOMETHIN'. 135 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,981 NOT MUCH OF A CARPET LAID OUT FOR YA. 136 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,982 YEAH, WHERE'S MY HORSE AND CARRIAGE? 137 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,845 OH, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU CAME. 138 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,655 REALLY, I'M JUST SO HONORED THAT YOU'RE HERE. 139 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,018 HI! IT'S WONDERFUL. 140 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,556 OH, THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. 141 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:51,661 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 142 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,062 (laughs) N-NO, THANK YOU. 143 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,033 I DON'T-- DON'T DRINK. 144 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,662 HELLO, EVERYONE. 145 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,067 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 146 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:02,038 PLATINUM DONOR-- PLATINUM DONOR. 147 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,999 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY. 148 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,337 (coughs) 149 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,583 OH! OH, HA. HI. 150 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,938 HI. 151 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,536 HELLO, SIR, HOW ARE YOU? FINE. 152 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:13,078 MY NAME IS GIGI ROTBLUM. OH, EXCUSE ME. 153 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,983 I'M A PLATINUM DONOR. 154 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,885 YOU CAN KISS MY HAND. GO AHEAD. 155 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,848 THANK YOU. OH, THAT WAS MY NOSE. 156 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,458 THANK YOU. 157 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:26,590 UH, RALPH, UM, RALPH, I'LL SEE YOU IN INSIDE, OKAY? 158 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:27,957 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 159 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,595 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 160 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,600 I LIKE YOUR PANTS. OH, THESE OLD THINGS? 161 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,973 YEAH. (Ricky) THANK YOU. 162 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,001 STOP FLIRTING WITH MY ASSISTANT. 163 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,006 WELL, THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE. ISN'T IT? 164 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,639 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 165 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,984 I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA COME. 166 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,709 I KNOW. I'M SURPRISED. YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA DO IT, HUH? 167 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,554 NO, I DIDN'T. IT'S JUST-- IT'S-- YEAH, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD COME THROUGH ON MY WORD. 168 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,620 I-- BUT, I DID, IN THE END. 169 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,648 YEAH. YEAH. 170 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,552 AND I TOLD YOU I WOULD IGNORE YOU. 171 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,924 THESE ARE NOT YOUR PEOPLE. 172 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:52,792 GUESS WHAT. WHAT? 173 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:56,990 I'M A PLATINUM DONOR, $25,000 A POP. 174 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,964 IT'S A DROP IN THE BUCKET FOR ME. 175 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,862 I'VE BEEN VOLUNTEERING FOR 25 YEARS. 176 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:01,864 DO YOU KNOW THAT? 177 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,595 TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, 178 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,601 WITH THE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, 179 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,602 WITH THE COLLEGE STUDENTS, 180 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,933 PICKING UP TRASH ON THE BEACH. 181 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,997 YOU MAKE SCHOOLCHILDREN CLEAN UP TRASH? 182 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,866 I VOLUNTEER, NIGHT AND DAY. 183 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,165 I WORK HARD FOR THIS COMMUNITY. 184 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,406 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 185 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,612 DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME. 186 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,683 ARE YOU CRAZY? 187 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,910 THIS IS MY DAY. 188 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,605 I THOUGHT THIS WASN'T ABOUT YOU. 189 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,077 (chuckles) 190 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,954 I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT THE CHARITY. 191 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,049 COME, RICOLA. 192 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,887 (sighs) 193 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,062 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 194 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,191 RICKY. 195 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,955 (chuckles) 196 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,934 ** 197 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,063 (birds chirping) 198 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,567 (Travis) SO, INTERESTING FACT-- 199 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,829 (Trechie) YES. 200 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,127 (Travis) FLORIDA HAS THE LONGEST WINEMAKING HISTORY 201 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,368 IN NORTH AMERICA. 202 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,212 REALLY? THEY'VE BEEN PRODUCING WINE IN FLORIDA 300 YEARS 203 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,008 BEFORE CALIFORNIA EVEN BECAME A STATE. 204 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,010 THAT'S AMAZING. ISN'T IT? 205 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,682 YOU KNOW, I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU, 206 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:52,812 SOMMELIERS. THANK YOU. 207 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:56,146 NO, REALLY, YOUR-YOUR-YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS BREATHTAKING. 208 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,053 IT'S SO COMPREHENSIVE. LOOK AT HER. 209 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,615 OH, SHE'S SO CUTE. 210 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,594 THESE GRAPES AREN'T VITIS VINIFERA, 211 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,533 WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD FIND IN EUROPE. MM-HMM. 212 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,958 INSTEAD, THIS IS ALL MUSCADINE. 213 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,234 REALLY? YEAH. 214 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,631 THAT'S AMAZING. 215 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,033 THANK YOU. 216 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,604 UM, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ALL THIS STUFF 217 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,903 'CAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE QUIZ 218 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,774 DURING THE TASTING. 219 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,502 (laughs) 220 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,867 A QUIZ, AHH. 221 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,507 UM, NOW, IF YOU'D LIKE TO TRY SOME OF OUR GRAPES, 222 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,482 ONE OF OUR WORKERS HAS PLUCKED SOME GRAPES 223 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,151 FOR YOU GUYS TO TRY. (Trechie) OH. 224 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,649 HEY, HEY, HEY, COME HERE. COME HERE. 225 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,022 WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID ABOUT A QUIZ? 226 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,891 OH, NO, IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 227 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,590 THERE'S A COMPETITION? 228 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:38,132 UM, NO, UH, THIS IS JUST A PLEASANT E-EXCURSION. 229 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,888 I WANNA WIN. 230 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,997 YOU WANNA WIN WHAT? I WANNA WIN THE GAME. 231 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,500 WHAT GAME? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 232 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,903 TRECHIE IS A DISGUSTING WOMAN. 233 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,195 I WANNA SPOIL HER DAY A BIT, OKAY? 234 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,707 I WANNA WIN WHATEVER QUIZ, WHATEVER TEST. 235 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,141 GIGI, THIS ISN'T A COMPETITION. 236 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,905 NOW, EVERYTHING BETWEEN-- THIS IS JUST A FUN EXPLORATION TO THE WORLD 237 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:58,875 OF GRAPE VARIETALS. 238 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,212 EVERYTHING BETWEEN ME AND HER IS A COMPETITION, 239 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,548 EVERYTHING. 240 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,053 IT HAS ALWAYS HAS BEEN. 241 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,585 AT THE TASTING TODAY, 242 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,160 WHATEVER I SAY ABOUT THE WINE IS RIGHT, 243 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,529 AND WHATEVER SHE SAYS ABOUT THE WINE IS DEAD WRONG. 244 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,260 I'M NOT GONNA EMBARRASS HER LIKE THAT. 245 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,234 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? TRAVIS. 246 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:19,133 TRAVIS, I HAVE HERE, IN MY POCKETBOOK, 247 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,636 A CHECK WRITTEN OUT TO YOUR NAME FOR $1,000. 248 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,741 (gasps) 249 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:28,082 CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH $1,000? 250 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,638 YOU CAN HIRE, LIKE, 350 FILIPINOS 251 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,648 TO CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT FOR A MONTH. 252 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,050 WHAT I'M TRYING TO BRING OUT IS THIS-- 253 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,051 I CAN'T DO THIS, GIGI. 254 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,582 YOU CAN DO IT. I CAN'T. 255 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,147 YOU CAN, AND YOU WILL. 256 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,315 I'M AN ADVANCED SOMMELIER. 257 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,163 YES, AND I'M ADVANCED IN AGE, 258 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:47,230 AND THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO TEACH THIS WOMAN A LESSON. 259 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,900 (sighs) I CAN'T DO IT, GIGI. 260 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,559 IT'S-- YES, YOU WILL. 261 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,298 YOU CAN, AND YOU WILL. 262 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,202 YOU LET AN OLD LADY WIN. 263 00:08:55,235 --> 00:09:02,235 ** 264 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,578 DRINK UP. DRINK UP. DRINK UP. 265 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,254 WELL-- THIS IS VERY, VERY TASTY WINE. 266 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,881 OKAY. I LOVE IT. 267 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,617 HERE, CHEERS. 268 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,292 UH, WELL, RICKY NEEDS A GLASS. 269 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,290 OH. NO, I DON'T-- I DON'T DRINK. YES. 270 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,962 OH, OH, YOU DON'T DRINK? NO, NEVER. 271 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,760 OH, OH, O-OKAY. 272 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,132 UH, MY PARENTS WERE TERRIBLE ALCOHOLICS. 273 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,731 YEAH. OH, I'M SO SORRY. 274 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,803 NO, IT'S JUST, LIKE, GROWING UP, 275 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,601 EVERY CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED 276 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,903 BECAUSE MY PARENTS WOULD DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE, 277 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,265 ON CHRISTMAS EVE, AND PASS OUT, AND I WOULD WAKE UP 278 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,343 TO A STOCKING FILLED WITH THEIR VOMIT. 279 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,212 (gasps) OH. (Ricky) YEAH. 280 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,941 YEAH, BUT, SERIOUSLY-- DID YOU HEAR THAT? 281 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,206 YEAH, IT'S TER-- THAT'S AWFUL. 282 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,405 UNBELIEVABLE. 283 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,476 OH, YEAH. YEAH, AND THEN THE ONLY GIFTS I WOULD GET 284 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:43,153 WOULD BE, YOU KNOW, HOMEMADE GIFTS OF EMPTY BOTTLES. 285 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,723 (Trechie) THAT'S-- WITH LITTLE WIGS THAT THEY WOULD PUT ON THEM. 286 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,353 OH, I'M SO SORRY. AND THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE TO PLAY WITH. 287 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,317 THAT'S-- I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. (Gigi) THAT'S TERRIFYING. 288 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,727 THAT'S REALLY, REALLY TERRIBLE. 289 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,759 (Gigi) THAT-- NOW THAT I KNOW, THIS WILL BE A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS. 290 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,895 HOW DIFFERENT? 291 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,630 RICKY! 292 00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,866 WELL, I JUST-- (laughs) 293 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,170 (Gigi) CHEERS AND NO MORE TEARS. 294 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,871 I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO UNWRAP CHRISTMAS MORNING. 295 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,774 I LOVE... YOU. 296 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,736 WHAT IS-- WHERE? WHAT? 297 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,205 THERE'S-- OH, PLEASE. 298 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,312 WINE, UH, GRAPES. (laughs) 299 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:19,015 ** 300 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,822 SO, THIS FIRST WINE WE'RE GONNA TRY 301 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,764 IS CALLED A MUSCADINE, OKAY? 302 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:23,560 OKAY. 303 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,990 TRADITIONALLY, IT'S-- MUSCA WINE. 304 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,655 DINE. OH, ALL RIGHT. 305 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,764 SO, FIRST YOU WANNA DO IS, TWIRL THE WINE AROUND, 306 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,996 AND THAT ALLOWS THE AROMATICS TO COME OFF OF THE SURFACE. 307 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,931 (Trechie) MM-HMM. 308 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,296 RIGHT. NOW, BREATHE THAT IN WITH YOUR NOSE. 309 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,774 MMM. 310 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,043 WHAT ARE THE SMELLS? 311 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,770 MAYBE SOME GREEN APPLE. 312 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:39,606 (Travis) OKAY. 313 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,939 SMELLS A LOT LIKE MY LIVER PILLS. 314 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,014 (Trechie sighs) UH, OKAY, UM-- 315 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,913 THIS SMELLS LIKE LIVER PILLS, DOESN'T IT? 316 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,005 (Travis) SO, YES. YES, LIVER PILLS, 317 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,917 FUNNY OR NOT, I'VE SMELLED THEM BEFORE. 318 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:49,819 (Gigi) THANK YOU. 319 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,350 (Travis) NOW, WE'RE GONNA TASTE THE WINE. 320 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,924 THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, 321 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,863 I DON'T DRINK. SO-- 322 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,458 OH, YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC. 323 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,760 N-NO, NO, MY PARENTS WERE. 324 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,934 I JUST MADE THE CHOICE. (Travis) HMM. 325 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,033 MMM-MMM-MMM. OH, EXCUSE ME. 326 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,025 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 327 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,426 MMM. 328 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,037 NO, NO, WAIT. WHY ARE YOU-- THANK YOU. 329 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,039 WHOA! I SWALLOWED. 330 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,040 NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO-- 331 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,211 DARLING, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW. 332 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,709 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPIT. 333 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,081 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SPIT. 334 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,078 I'M SORRY. THIS IS A SWALLOWING WINE TASTING. I'M SORRY. THERE-- 335 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,850 I SWALLOW. YOU SWALLOW. 336 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,049 UH, THERE IS NO SUCH THING. 337 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,210 (Travis) UM-- EXCUSE ME, SIR. 338 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,048 (Tretchie sighs) IS THIS A SPITTING WINE TASTING, 339 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,893 OR A SWALLOWING WINE TASTING? OF COURSE. 340 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,418 TELL-- PLEASE TELL HER. 341 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,423 UH, THIS IS A-A SWALLOWING WINE TASTING. UH-- 342 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,116 COME ON. SWALLOW IT DOWN! 343 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,732 MMM. (Tretchie) MMM. 344 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,903 MMM. (Travis) GIGI, TELL ME WHAT YOU TASTE. 345 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:38,801 OKAY. OKAY. OH. 346 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:42,042 ALLOW IT TO REALLY SETTLE INTO YOUR PALATE. 347 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,339 I TASTE THE HOLOCAUST IN THIS. 348 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,511 (Tretchie) WHAT? YEAH. 349 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,408 UM-- (Trechie) OH, MY GOSH. 350 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,880 YEAH, UM, WELL, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, THAT-THAT-- 351 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:55,952 THERE-THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF, UH, SMOKEY ASH, 352 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,253 WHICH MAY BE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING. 353 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,654 (Tretchie) IT'S KIND OF BITTER. IT'S A LITTLE BITTER. 354 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,815 BITTER-- THE HOLOCAUST WAS VERY BITTER. (Tretchie) YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 355 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,015 UM-- I DON'T KNOW. 356 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,356 ( sighs) 357 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,102 (Travis) THIS IS THE, UM, BLANC DU BOIS, 358 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,358 AND-AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SMELL. 359 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,497 BOLOGNA, YOU KNOW, BOLOGNA 360 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,401 THAT'S BEEN ROTTEN FOR A FEW DAYS. 361 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,943 ** 362 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,070 I TASTE CARPET. CARPET? 363 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,807 (Gigi) YEAH, LIKE THE SHAMPOO ON A CARPET. 364 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,853 SMELLS LIKE BATHROOM CANDLE. 365 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:25,948 YEAH. 366 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,849 (Gigi) TASTES LIKE NUTS, LIKE BURNT NUTS. 367 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,481 UH, UH, OKAY, UM-- 368 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,346 ** 369 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,415 IT TASTES LIKE MARSHA MASON, 370 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,453 THE ACTRESS MARSHA MASON. 371 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,387 REMEMBER HER? 372 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,122 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TASTES LIKE? 373 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,887 IT TASTES LIKE HER ESSENCE. 374 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,486 SO, THE SIXTH WINE IS A, UH-- MMM. 375 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,928 (Tretchie laughs) 376 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,925 A, UH, HYBRID OF THE-- I CAN'T. 377 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,067 I'M BEGINNING TO-- UM, I CAN'T. 378 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,172 IT'S TOO MUCH. 379 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,813 SO, I'M, LIKE, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE ANYMORE 380 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,310 BETWEEN WHAT I'M TASTING. 381 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,512 SO, I THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST STOP 382 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,054 BECAUSE I HAVE THIS REALLY IMPORTANT SPEECH. 383 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,579 STOP? I COULD KEEP GOIN' ALL DAY. 384 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,323 YOU CAN, BUT I HAVE TO-- I'M BEING HONORED. 385 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,050 ALL RIGHT. (Trechie) AND I HAVE TO STAND UP THERE. 386 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,845 I WIN. (Travis) YES, IF YOU'RE-- 387 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,557 I WIN! DO I WIN? (Tretchie) YOU WIN? 388 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,718 (Gigi) YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WON? 389 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,486 (Gigi) I WON THE WINE TASTING. YEAH! OH, RIGHT, YES. 390 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,595 UM, YOU HAVE WON THE WINE TASTING. HA! OH! 391 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,398 WHAT? I'M THE WINNER. 392 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,399 YOU HEARD HIM. THIS ISN'T WINNING. 393 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,400 MISTER-- HEY, RAISE MY ARM IN CHAMPIONSHIP. 394 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,602 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M A CHAMPION. 395 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,343 THERE'S NO WINNING IN A WINE TASTING. I'M THE CHAMPION. 396 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,839 YES. (Trechie) WHAT? WHATEVER. 397 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,544 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 398 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,053 COME HERE. 399 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,979 COME HERE. I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 400 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,484 IT'S A SECRET. 401 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,322 MMM. 402 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:44,523 OOH! OH! 403 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,487 (gasps) 404 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,055 (Travis) UM-- 405 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:53,067 I WON. I WON. SIR? 406 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:57,540 UM, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 407 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,970 (Travis) UH, YOU CAN TELL ME. 408 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,536 YEAH, I CAN TELL YOU, RIGHT NOW. 409 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,443 NO. NO. YEAH. 410 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,075 WILL-WILL YOU LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'? 411 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,481 NO, DON'T TELL ME A THING. 412 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,252 NO. LET ME-- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU'RE NOT TELL ME ANYTHING. 413 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,309 I DON'T-- JUST A LITTLE SECRET. 414 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,947 NO, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOU. 415 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,893 ALL RIGHT? 416 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,350 BUT, I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 417 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,317 THAT IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 418 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,386 OF A WOMAN WHO'S CLEARLY HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH 419 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,885 AND ISN'T INTO THIS. 420 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,827 (Gigi) YOU KNOW WHAT? 421 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,530 HE'S JEALOUS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO (bleep) HER. 422 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,502 OH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY. 423 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,331 NO, I'M NOT. I WANNA (bleep)-- 424 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,337 RICKY. 425 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,338 (Gigi) RICKY. (Ricky) I-I DON'T-- 426 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,439 RICKY. 427 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,510 NO, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS-- WHAT I-I-- 428 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,469 RICKY. 429 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,136 NO, I WANNA SPEND TIME WITH M-M-- WITH MY MOM. 430 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,607 HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME BEING HIS MOM? 431 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,476 HE'S GOT AN OEDIPAL COMPLEX. 432 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,854 CAN I JUST GET MY CASH? 433 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,382 I GOTTA GET THE (bleep) OUTTA HERE. (Tretchie) I HEARD THAT. 434 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,356 ** 435 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,290 C.U.B.A. HAS HAD A GREAT YEAR, GUYS, 436 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,425 AND WE KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR COMMITMENT. 437 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,161 SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, UM, LET'S BRING UP 438 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,227 OUR HONORARY CUBAN. 439 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,226 THERESA FEINBERG. 440 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,668 (applause) AWW. THANK YOU. 441 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,272 YEAH. YEAH, CLAP. 442 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,474 OOH! OH! OH! AHH! 443 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,106 (laughs) OH, GOD. 444 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,412 YOU OKAY? OH, MY GOODNESS, YES. 445 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,583 OKAY. WELL, THAT WAS A TERRIBLE ENTRANCE. 446 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,382 (laughs) 447 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,524 (sighs) 448 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,718 AND HOW ABOUT OUR CHAIRWOMAN 449 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,590 WITH HER FABULOUS BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY? 450 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,691 HUH? I TOLD HER TO GET THOSE GIRLS GONE. 451 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:29,264 SO, ANYWAY, I'M SO HONORED TO BE HERE. 452 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:33,426 I'VE SPENT 25 YEARS CLEANING UP BOCA WITH YOU GUYS, 453 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,596 AND I JUST LOVE THIS (bleep) PLACE. 454 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,236 OH! 455 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,541 (laughs) 456 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,312 I'M-- WOW! 457 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,541 THE REASON THAT I DO SERVICE 458 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,506 IS BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTIFUL FATHER. 459 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,516 HE WAS-- HE WAS A SERIAL ARSONIST, 460 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:56,160 AND HE NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER SET FIRE TO ANYTHING ELSE. 461 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,659 IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS JUST HIMSELF. 462 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:03,232 AND THEY-THEY FINALLY PUT HIM IN A MENTAL, 463 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,273 YOU KNOW, REHABILITATION FACILITY, 464 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,528 AND HE WAS SO-- 465 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,697 THOSE PATIENTS WERE SO INSPIRED BY HIM 466 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,706 BECAUSE HE TAUGHT THEM TO MEDITATE. 467 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,469 HE HAD NO ARMS AND LEGS BY THEN. 468 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,477 OKAY, EVERYTHING WAS BURNED TO A CRISP, AND HE JUST-- 469 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,510 HE GOT KILLED. 470 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:23,676 HE WAS STABBED BY A PATIENT WITH A CAKE SPATULA. 471 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,146 I WAS-- HOLY SHIT! 472 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,616 (sobbing) 473 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,415 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HELP HER. 474 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,257 WHAT-- SHE'S STRUGGLING. 475 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,662 YEAH. OH, MY GOD. ALL RIGHT. 476 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,263 JUST GO. 477 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:39,125 (sobbing) 478 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,696 OKAY, SWEETHEART. OKAY. 479 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,673 OKAY, YES, SIT DOWN. OKAY. 480 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,242 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. ALL RIGHT, I WILL. 481 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,141 OOH! SIT RIGHT DOWN THERE. 482 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,542 (chuckles) HELLO. 483 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:51,283 (laughs) OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. 484 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,551 HELLO. UH, UH, 485 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,720 M-M-MY NAME IS GIGI ROTBLUM. 486 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,648 I'M A PLATINUM DONOR-- PLATINUM DONOR. 487 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,155 AND, UM, YOU KNOW, THERESA MIGHT NOT HAVE 488 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,659 THE GIFT OF GIVING SPEECHES 489 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,660 OR ACTING PRESENTABLE WHATSOEVER, 490 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,163 BUT, UM, WHAT SHE LACKS IN SOCIAL GRACES, 491 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,567 SHE MAKES UP FOR WITH HER ENORMOUS HEART 492 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,140 THAT'S HIDING DEEP WITHIN 493 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,569 THOSE EXPENSIVE BAZOONGAS OF HERS. 494 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,665 YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE YOU TWO HAVE THE SAME DOCTOR, 495 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:25,347 DR. ROSEN, WHO TRECHIE REFERS TO AS HER EX-HUSBAND. 496 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,578 YEAH. MM-HMM. 497 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,454 BUT, UH, I DIGRESS. 498 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,753 THERESA IS A PILLAR OF OUR COMMUNITY. 499 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:37,186 SHE HAS GIVEN ALL OF HERSELF TO IMPROVING 500 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,694 THE LIVES OF BOCA CITIZENS. 501 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,586 MM-HMM. 502 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,498 AND I THINK THAT'S ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL, 503 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,501 AND SHE SHOULD BE LAUDED FOR THAT. 504 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:50,673 ALTHOUGH, I THINK THE 50G THAT I DROPPED ON THIS CHARITY 505 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:54,273 IS PROBABLY FAR MORE APPRECIATED 506 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,337 THAN SOME EX-HIPPIE HELPING OUT ON SUNDAY AFTERNOONS. 507 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,677 JUST SAYING. 508 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,651 AND BY THE WAY, MY ASSISTANT 509 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,250 WOULD LIKE TO SCHTOOP YOU 510 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,652 AND WEAR YOUR LOOSE OLD LADY SKIN LIKE A MASK. 511 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,415 I-I-I-I NEVER SAID THAT. THAT'S-- I-I DON'T-- 512 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,586 (Gigi) YES, YOU DID. NO, THAT-- YOU TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT. 513 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,195 (Gigi) YOU DID. HE TOLD ME THAT. 514 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,258 BEING HERE IN FRONT OF YOU PEOPLE, I-- 515 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,127 AND SEEING HER MAKE A TOTAL ASS OF HERSELF, 516 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,697 IT-IT MAKES ME REALIZE 517 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,644 THAT YOU AND I AREN'T SO DIFFERENT. 518 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,311 BUT, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS WHAT TRYING TO KEEP UP 519 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,580 WITH YOU SHMANCIES CAN DO TO A PERSON. 520 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,339 SHAME ON YOU ALL. 521 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,608 I MEAN, THIS-- LOOK AT THIS, THIS MESS. 522 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,617 YOU'RE A MESS. YOU ARE! UH, STOP. OH, GOD... 523 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,690 YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS! 524 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,459 AND, UH, UH, C.U.B.A. CAN TAKE A FLYING (bleep). 525 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,260 (gasping) (Gigi) COME ON. (Trechie) 526 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,432 THEY-THEY'VE HAD A TOUGH DAY. 527 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,499 BOTH OF THEM HAVE HAD A TOUGH DAY. (Gigi) COME ON. 528 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,398 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 529 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,229 OH, OH! WHAT'S THAT? 530 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,733 OH, OH, OH, OH, GOD. (laughs) 531 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,304 (Trechie) OH. 532 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,673 I-I-I NEVER WANTED TO WEAR HER SKIN. 533 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,401 I JUST WANTED TO, LIKE, SLOWLY AND SOFTLY TOUCH IT. 534 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,567 IT WASN'T-- COME ON, RICKY. 535 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,765 IT WAS-- (Gigi) COME ON. COME ON. 536 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,406 (Trechie) COME ON, RICKY. (Gigi) COME ON. 537 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,940 * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 538 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,575 BUH-BYE. BUH-BYE. (Trechie) OOH. 539 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:13,789 ** 540 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,588 (belches) 541 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,585 I ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL. 542 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,728 I WAS THE LIFE OF A RITZY PARTY. 543 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,569 I-I EVEN MET A NICE PHILANTHROPIST, 544 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:32,541 WHO OFFERED TO HAVE ME INVEST 545 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:37,642 IN A CLEAN WATER PUMPING SYSTEM... 546 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,447 THAT WOULD PROVIDE CLEAN WATERS... 547 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,421 TO PEOPLE... 548 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:48,361 IN IMPOVERISHED NATIONS. 549 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:52,258 I TOLD HIM I WAS VERY INTERESTED. 550 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,262 BUT, REALLY, I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT. 551 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,634 (laughs) 552 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,668 (snoring) 553 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,974 OY! 554 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,306 (Ricky) I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THE IRONY 555 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,352 IN US PICKING UP TRASH BECAUSE WE GOT TRECHIE TRASHED. 556 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,649 ALTHOUGH, I DON'T MEAN TO POINT ANYTHING OUT, 557 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,581 BUT YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP AN ACTUAL PIECE OF GARBAGE YET. 558 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,316 YES, I PICKED UP ONE PIECE OF GARBAGE. 559 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,752 WELL, I DON'T LIKE DOING THIS. 560 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,987 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF-- 561 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,462 OF GIVING ALL YOUR TIME, 562 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,491 IF YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN? 563 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,526 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD AT LEAST GIVE YA A PIN, 564 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,561 A LITTLE PIN THAT SAYS, "I DID IT." 565 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,997 BUT, THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA OF CHARITY. 566 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,031 YOU GIVE, WITHOUT GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN. 567 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,296 OKAY, YEAH, WELL I GET THAT, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 568 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,966 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT. 569 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,044 ALL THIS CHARITY, IT TAKES A LOT OUTTA YA. 570 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,442 (Ricky) YEAH. 571 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,584 YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME THROUGH? 572 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,679 (Gigi) WHAT'S THAT? 573 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,040 (Ricky) THINKIN' OF TRECHIE. 574 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,107 (Gigi) OH, FORGET ABOUT TRECHIE. 575 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,645 YOU KNOW THAT I CALLED TRECHIE THIS MORNING, 576 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,580 AND SHE WAS ON THE TOILET? 577 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,346 SHE'S BEEN SHITTING FOR DAYS. 578 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,994 SOMETHING ABOUT THE TANNINS IN THE WINE. 579 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,720 AYE-AYE-AYE. 580 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,755 ALL RIGHT, YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH? 581 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,330 WE'VE ONLY BEEN OUT HERE TEN MINUTES. 582 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,559 WELL, LISTEN, I'M KINDA HUNGRY. 583 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,303 AREN'T YOU? 584 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,059 YEAH. 585 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,655 YOU COULD EAT? I COULD EAT. 586 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,897 COME ON. LET'S GO. JUST LEAVE THE-- 587 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,803 YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE IT HERE? 588 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,004 LEAVE IT. 589 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,295 YEAH, LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT. 590 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,467 LET-- LEAVE IT AND-AND LET'S GO. 591 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,735 ** 592 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,346 I-I HAD FUN TODAY. 593 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,348 YEAH, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO WALK ON THE SAND. 594 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,610 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. 595 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,378 THIS IS GONNA-- I'M GONNA BE SORE TO-- YEAH, UNEVEN FOOTING. 596 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,386 YEAH, VERY UNEVEN. 597 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,019 WHERE DID YOU PARK THE CAR? 41968

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