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DIANA [V.O.]:
Previously on Big Time...
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This is Isabella Holgado...
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one of the most notorious drug
traffickers in the world.
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[ BONE CRACKS ]Agh!
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Hey...Hi.
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[DEL]
Let's go this way.
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[DARLA]
Okay.
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Maybe, like the toilets
you've been scrubbing...
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you're full of crap!
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Stop, boys!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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What the hell does a cartel
have to do with a local, suburban family?
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And if I do this,
we're square, right?
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Square.
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And here amidst our beauty
and bounty...
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let us not forget those
less fortunate.
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Amen.
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Amen.Beautiful.
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So, Vanessa, how's med school?
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I just have a year left,
one year.
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You're amazing.
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I don't mean to brag,
but she is top of her class.
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Don't brag.
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Please brag, please.
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All right, I'll brag.
No, you are, I have to brag.
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Okay.Come on.
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Well, honey, what about you?
Arguing your first case in front of the Supreme Court?
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It was difficult, of course,
arguing against my childhood friend Del Plimpton...
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but his justice was swift...
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and subsequently
he was murdered in prison.
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Yeah, what a shame.
Well, life goes on.
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[JACK]
It does.
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And Benjamin, the campaign trail
is just doing wonders for you.
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Luckily the trail hasn't taken
the toll that I'd expected...
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but there definitely will be
some obvious sympathy weight that I'll be gaining.
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What?
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Claire's pregnant.
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Oh!Oh!
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And that's where it ends.
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Diana, it is very common
to have fantasies or dreams...
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about our ideal lives.
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I have a dream about the boys,
as well...
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but in mine they're the strange
mixture of centaur and a saber-toothed tiger.
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What do you say we bookmark
that. I just-- I want to finish with Diana's thoughts, okay?
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Consider it done.
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Diana, you speak so frequently
about your disappointment with Ben and Jack.
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I wonder if you might want to
redirect those feelings and focus on how to accept them...
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as the people that they are,
and not the people that you expect them to be?
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I guess that's what
I'm struggling with.
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Then you have to ask yourself,
"What do I ultimately want?"
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Well, I love them, you know,
I love them so much.
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But I guess what I ultimately
want is for them...
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to be healthy and happy
and... safe.
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Agh!Agh!
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[ THEME MUSIC FADES UP ]Help!
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♪ Rainbow whoa oh
whoa oh ♪
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♪ Rainbow
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Ugh... help.
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Who's there?
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Oh, my god,
my name is Ben Dolfe...
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and I've been kidnapped
and I just need help!
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Please call my parents!
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Oh, great... you're just the
person I wanted to see.
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Jack?
Jack, is that you?
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You can see?No.
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Oh, my god, take this bag
off my head, Jack!
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Yeah, I have a bag
on my head, too, Ben.
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Ah, great...
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I can only imagine what
you did to get us kidnapped.
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I didn't do anything!
What did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
Maybe it's because you got Jimmy Staats killed.
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Remember that, dick head?
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Are you calling me
a dick head...
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or you calling Jimmy
a dick head?
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Because it's pretty hard to tell
where you're putting the comma.
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I'm calling you a dick head,
Jack! You! No comma!
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[ LOUD THUD ]Agh!
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Okay, Alan, let's talk
about you for a second.
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How would you describe
your sex life?
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Excuse me?
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It's okay, Alan.
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Now Diana has told me you've
been slightly inhibited in the bedroom.
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But that lately, you're really
starting to open up.
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Well, um, it has been
liberating having the boys out of the house.
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I'm sure it has been.[ALAN] That's good.
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And Diana also tells me that
recently you've been inquiring about threesomes.
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Not to put you
on the spot, but...
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she says you find me
very attractive.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ DOOR BELL RINGS ]
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Yeah!
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Oh, gosh.[ DOOR BELL RINGING ]
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Yeah!
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[ALAN]
Be right there!
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Oh! Ow! Ow!
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Get down! Get down!
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[ALAN] Down! Ah!
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Just puttin' something away!
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Hey.Hey.
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Did I catch you at a bad time?
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No, no, gosh, no.
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Wow, what the heck is that?
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Oh, just my way to say,
"Nice to meet you."
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I'm new in town, and I thought
it'd be a good idea to get to know my neighbors.
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That is so sweet.
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Oh... Alan Dolfe.
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Uh, Bruce Jenson.
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Hey, come on in, Bruce!
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I'll go open this up.
You just make yourself at home.
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I don't mind if I do.
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I don't mind if I do.
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[ALAN]
So, Bruce, what do you do?
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I'm a photographer!
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[ALAN] Neat! You know, I was
thinking on getting my real estate headshots updated.
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[ALAN] Uh, I think that's why
I haven't been selling.
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[MALLORY] You know,
I can help you with that.
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Put the cheese onto the cracker,
'cause someone hates the turkey.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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It's the last one,
you take it.
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Let's split it.Okay.
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Oh, shoot, I gotta get back.Mm.
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I'll see you in an hour, okay?Mm-hm.
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Welcome to Big Deal Mart,
it's a beautiful day!
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I'm in love!
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Ben?
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What?
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I was just making sure
you were still there.
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Yeah, I'm still here.
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Jack, I'm sorry that I called
you a worthless hack...
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and I'm sorry that I said
your Flix Starter sucked.
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Whatever.
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No, seriously, like,
it was awesome.
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You already made it pretty clear
what you thought...
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so you don't have to humor me.
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I'm-- I'm not humoring you,
Jack.
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I donated the 25 bucks.
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[BEN]
You know, I--
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Jack, did you hear me?
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Jack, did you hear what I said?
I mean, do you even care?
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Yeah--
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[BEN]
Are you okay?
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I appreciate that you did that.
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Jack... are you crying?
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Unh-unh.
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Oh, no, buddy, hold on,
I'm coming. I'm coming.
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It's okay, pal.
Where are you?
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Just hug it out,
bring it right--
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Ow, you hit me--
ow, you hit me in the head.
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Squeeze your head to the right.Drop in--
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Y-you're my--
you're my big b-brother.
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It's gonna be fine.
I love you, buddy.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]Whoa! Agh!
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[JACK]
Your arms are crushing my head!
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[BEN]
My arms are tied behind my back!
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Cuba?Cuba!
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That's it!
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Did you kidnap us?
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Yes, I did.
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Oh, it's so good to see you!
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Oh, wow, thank you.Cheers, my brother.
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Cheers.
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Listen, I'm sorry about that.
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You know, we had to be
secretive, because of the paparazzi and stuff.
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Oh, you mean what
happened at the house.
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Exactly! It was a diversion
from the real paparazzi.Yeah.
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Yes, you see? I told you
that we weren't just robbing some random guy's house.
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Hey, listen, I got some
good news for y'all.
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Yeah.We gonna make a movie.
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Who gonna make a movie?What?
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We gonna make a movie.
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Wait, what-- are-- you want
to make a movie with us?
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Of course, I want to make
a movie with y'all!
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I've seen all your stuff online!
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Oh, my god!You've seen all our stuff?
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All of it!Cuba's seen all our stuff.
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Oh, my god!
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Are you effin' with us?Are you effin' with us?
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Y'all got vision!
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Oh, my god.
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And I already got a financier...
lined up.
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Oh, my god, there's money!
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She wants to make a movie
with cops and bad guys, and shoot-outs.
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You know, action! Maybe a
massive drug deal at the end.
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That is the best stuff
in movies!
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That's the best stuff.
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Yeah, she wants to start
right away.
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You guys got anything
like that?
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That is all we have!
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That is great!We can write a script
immediately!
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Tomorrow?Let me think.
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Absolutely!Yeah!
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Cheers in this mother[BLEEP]!
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Cheers!We're cheers-ing.
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Wow.
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Now, Alan, the other day we
talked about Diana's dreams.
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Um, yeah.
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Well, what are your fantasies?
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[ CHOKING ]
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Sorry, that just went
down the wrong pipe.
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When you dream,
do you think about this?
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Do I think about what?
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Agh!
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Are you all right?
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Alan, you fell asleep.
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That's actually very easily
triggered by stress or nerves.
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Stress and nerves.
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Diana also tells me
you have trouble urinating while standing.
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Uh... I prefer to sit.
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[ALAN]
It's just-- I would have a bowel movement when I urinated.
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Poor bastard.
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It's safer to do it
sitting down. I'm sorry, but it's safer.
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Damn!
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Ho! We are making a movie
with Cuba Gooding Jr.!
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Yes!
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Don't get me wrong, I am super
excited there with you.
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But, are you a little concerned
that we promised him a script that we don't have?
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Yes, we did. I did not think
about that.
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Okay, how long's it normally
take us to write a script?
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Probably... two to three years.
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That's why we usually shoot
without a script.
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Do you think we can do it
in 12 hours?
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I think we can freakin' try.
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Let's make some coffee!
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Oh! I don't know how.Me, neither.
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Okay, let's go get coffee!Get coffee!
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Yeah, we should catch
a movie, too.
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Oh, yes, quick movie.
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[ MUSIC PLAYING ]
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Ooh!Here we go!
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All right.We have got one night to write
our magnum opus.
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Are you freakin' ready?
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I'm freakin' ready!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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Well, what about a cop drama?
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All of a sudden, one of the cops
is banging the other cop's wife.
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This is a good looking woman.
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Maybe we'll get like an Angelina
Jolie or a Gwyneth Paltrow or--
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Tracey Ullman.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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Whoa, Del, a penny!
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I've never found a lucky p--[ TRUCK HORN HONKING ]
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Agh!
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Oh, Darla! Darla! Darla!
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Whoa, that was a close one.
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Oh, my god,
I thought I lost you.
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Never.
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[ MUSIC FADES UP ]
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Oh, my god, it's in 3-D.
249
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:43,704
With the glasses on, all you see
is dongs coming at you...Yeah, yeah...
250
00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:45,766
in the midst of a fight scene.And it's just whappin'
251
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,597
3-D wiener fight.
252
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,287
He comes in, she goes, "What are
you doing? You're in my house!"
253
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:53,128
I'm just gonna freakin' say it,
what if the partner is a chimp?
254
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,129
Absolutely not!
255
00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:58,131
If there is a chimp in this
movie, I walk!
256
00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:02,694
On a ladder dangling from
a helicopter being flown by-- wait for it!
257
00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:03,411
What?
258
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,095
His estranged partner!
259
00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:06,997
His estranged chimp partner!
260
00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:07,585
No!Why?
261
00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,762
No chimpanzee!
262
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:12,207
Why?Because it's just beneath us!
263
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:13,587
All right!
264
00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:23,949
I know you brought this up
before, but what if the partner is a chimp?
265
00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,883
At this point, we're fighting
it if he's not a chimp!
266
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,607
That's it! He's a chimp!
267
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,753
He's a chimp!He's a chimp!
268
00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:36,623
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
269
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,931
We cut to... Butler driving a
sweet boat into the sunset.
270
00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:41,515
He turns and says...
271
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:45,732
Who's got two opposable thumbs
and loves you like crazy?
272
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,944
This guy.
273
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,253
I'll see you when I see you.
274
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:52,355
Is that it?
275
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,291
Yeah.The end.
276
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,331
[ CUBA LAUGHING ]
277
00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:08,406
Oh, [BLEEP]!
278
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,210
This movie...
279
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,169
incredible.
280
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:16,206
Oh, my god!
281
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:20,252
Yeah, man, I mean a--
282
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:23,801
A buddy cop movie
with me and a chimp?
283
00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:25,456
Well, it's tasteful,
it's definitely tasteful.
284
00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:26,633
Yeah.Tasteful?
285
00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:28,216
I said let's add
a tasteful touch.
286
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:30,884
Do you think y'all could direct
this movie for a small budget?
287
00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,192
Yeah, no doub-- I mean--
288
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:34,675
Yeah, for a small-- I mean--
289
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:39,779
How much of a small budget are
you talking about, Mr. Gooding?
290
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:40,538
Could you do it for--
291
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,927
Money-- money talks, Cuba.
292
00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:44,439
Five million?
293
00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:47,447
I'm sorry, what did you say?
294
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,590
Five million dollars.
295
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,311
Do you have any sevens?
296
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,757
Go fish.
297
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:54,897
[ LOUD BANG ]
298
00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:57,146
Show me the money!
299
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,180
Dollar, dollar bills, yo!
300
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:00,836
[DIANA]
What is going on?
301
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:01,983
Oh, oh, oh, oh!No, no, no!
302
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:04,812
That's disgusting.What in tarnations? Stop it!
303
00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:06,976
Oh!
304
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:10,750
[JACK]
Oh, my god!
305
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,160
[ALAN]
That's HD!
306
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:13,225
[JACK]
It sure is, bitch!
307
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,055
Jack, what is this all about?
308
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,514
Oh, we're making a movie!
309
00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:19,964
For $5 million!
310
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,616
Oh!
311
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,206
Pierre!
312
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,550
Now, Dad, that
is real human hair...
313
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,417
and you are going to get
a letter from its donor...
314
00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,041
every single month.
315
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,534
[ALAN] What is this movie
all about, Jack?
316
00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:32,659
[DIANA]
Yes, it's not porn, is it?
317
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:35,288
[BEN]
Would Cuba Gooding Jr. do porn?
318
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:36,701
Cuba Gooding Jr.?
319
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,596
[ALAN] Cuba Gooding Jr...
he was a Nutty Professor.
320
00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:39,835
[JACK]
No, that's Eddie Murphy.
321
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,228
He's the one where
those white men can't jump.
322
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,299
Yeah, Zdorkin, listen,
I need a favor.
323
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,300
Can you pull me up everything
you have on Cuba Gooding Jr.?
324
00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:50,443
Oh, goddamn it, Zdorkin, yes,
the Academy Award-winning actor!
325
00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:53,413
Oh, look, a shooting star.
326
00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:56,383
[DARLA]
Whoa, cool.
327
00:14:56,481 --> 00:15:00,761
That was pretty scary the
other day when I got rammed by that truck.
328
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,275
Yeah.
329
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:07,394
Del? Do you ever think
what you'd do if you didn't live here?
330
00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:09,532
[DEL]
I don't know, sometimes.
331
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:11,432
Oh, come on, tell me.
I won't judge you.
332
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:14,361
Well, do you know
Flamingo Rapids?
333
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,225
In Orlando?Mm-hm.
334
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:20,129
If I could be anything--
anything in the whole world...
335
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,539
and no judging?Unh-unh.
336
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:27,335
I'd be Fanny the Flamingo.[ GIGGLES ]
337
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,963
Why do you want to be
Fanny the Flamingo?
338
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:34,207
I went there once when I was a
kid, and I remember running up to him...
339
00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:38,492
and then I was surrounded by all
these other kids, and we were all shouting his name.
340
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:46,426
Then I reached out and I touched
his hand and I felt this...
341
00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:50,401
surge of positive energy
washed over me.
342
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:55,441
It was like... electricity
running through my body.
343
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:04,004
And for the first time...
I felt special, I guess.
344
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:10,833
It's the same feeling I get
when I think about being with you, Darla.
345
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:15,323
I love you, Del.
346
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:18,812
I love you, too.
347
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:28,162
What if we move there?
348
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:30,273
Just you and me, together.
349
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:32,368
What, right now?
350
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:35,374
Well, yeah, we'll go back, pack
our bags and meet at the bus station in an hour.
351
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,377
That sounds crazy.
352
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,900
Well, Coo-coo-coo-coo,
cah-coo-coo-cah-cah...
353
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,861
yeah, it is,
but we gotta do it!
354
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:45,968
Let's do it!
355
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,084
Ooh, yes.
356
00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:48,278
[BEN]
How do you like that goulash!
357
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,666
Is that goulash good?
358
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,883
I did some digging. There are
rumors about your boy, Cuba.
359
00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,022
Looks like he had a little
bit of a habit.
360
00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:02,572
Owed a distributor
upwards of a million dollars.
361
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:04,296
Want to take a guess as to who?
362
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:07,102
Holgado.Bingo.
363
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,508
There's something
going on here, Zdorkin.
364
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:13,515
Something just doesn't smell
right about this movie.
365
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,338
We need somebody on the inside.
366
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,518
A snitch?
367
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:20,111
Someone I could put pressure on.
368
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,461
Someone I can control.
369
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:32,566
[ HUMMING ]
370
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,779
Oh, hello, can I help you?
371
00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:41,195
Going somewhere, Mr. Plimpton?
372
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:44,581
Orlando.
373
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:45,344
I think you better
have a seat, son.
374
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:47,793
Why?
375
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:50,384
Because we might be here
for a while.
376
00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:56,562
Busted.
377
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:06,875
So, we have an understanding,
right, Del?
378
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:10,882
You're working for us now.
See you tomorrow.
379
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,100
[BEN]
Plimpton!
380
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:18,408
[JACK]
Yo! Where you at?
381
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:19,481
[BEN]
Where you at, bitch?
382
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:22,311
Ow! Goddamn it!
383
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,141
What the hell
is wrong with your door?
384
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:24,661
[BEN]
We'll buy him a new one.
385
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,628
Well, well, well...
386
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:35,600
I had every intention of coming
in here today and kicking your ass.
387
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,700
But I'm not gonna do that, Del.No.
388
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,736
Nope, because I'm a big man...
389
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,432
and I realized something,
that we both did some things.
390
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,544
I broke your legs,
you broke my heart.
391
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:46,709
Let's let bygones be bygones.
392
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:47,845
Because I got some
good news, buddy.
393
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,544
We are making a movie
with Cuba Gooding Jr...
394
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:52,295
and we want you
to be our camera man!
395
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:54,307
Yeah!He's friggin' speechless.
396
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:55,479
He's speechless.What do you say?
397
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,792
What is this?What's with the suitcase?
398
00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:00,925
Were you-- were you
going somewhere?
399
00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:05,661
No, no, I was not.
400
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:09,795
No, I was not going anywhere.
401
00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:33,901
DEL [ON VOICEMAIL]
Hi, it's Del Plimpton, please leave a message.
402
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,670
Mother[BLEEP]!
403
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,979
Piece of [BLEEP],
[BLEEP]sucking...
404
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:51,472
[BLEEP]-loving,
[BLEEP] asshole-stuffing...
405
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:54,709
piece of [BLEEP],
[BLEEP] dick head...
406
00:19:54,814 --> 00:20:01,034
loves to suck a [BLEEP] big
[BLEEP] piece of [BLEEP] garbage [BLEEP] pile!
407
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,720
[BLEEP]!
408
00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:11,447
Did you get that scene
I sent you?
409
00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:15,105
Good. That'll be the target.
410
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,944
We'll play out most of the
movie, build up the buzz...
411
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:24,084
make it feel legit, then you
make your move exactly as they wrote it.
412
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,598
The director?
413
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:26,327
Oh, god, look at this!Yes!
414
00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:29,442
These are trailers!
415
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:30,538
They're perfect.
416
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:31,923
This is fake!
417
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,343
What do you think?
You ready to make a movie?
418
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:34,789
[BEN] Oh!Huh?
419
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:38,058
We have been waiting
for this our whole lives.
420
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:41,267
Oh, man-- oh, wait, wait,
when do we start?
421
00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:43,068
Now.Now!
422
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,692
We start now.We made it.
423
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:46,795
Oh, my god, so could you
just get me a coffee when you get a chance?
424
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,280
[JACK] Cream, a little sugar,
bring it to my trailer.
425
00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:51,036
This is mine!
426
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:53,076
Oh, hey, Del,
you take this one.
427
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:55,182
It says Men's Restroom.
428
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,188
[JACK] Yeah, we'll add
a "slash-Del".
429
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,429
[JACK] Could somebody add
"slash-Del"?
430
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,518
This is her. I'm sure she's
involved in this movie.
431
00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:17,279
How's my favorite film?
432
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,589
I got everything under control.
You can best believe that.
433
00:21:19,692 --> 00:21:22,112
Are you [BLEEP] my wife?
434
00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:22,941
It's not what it looks like!
435
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,660
Are you okay with that angle?
436
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:29,260
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