All language subtitles for Vida Perfecta 01x04-en

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Oh! Push there,

the head comes out,
the head comes out!

No!
It will come out when it has to go out.

If you don't push
it will never come out.

And if I push
My piles are busting.

But how do you think of having a
laxative before going on a trip?

And hit it! When i took it,

He did not know
that we were going to go to Tarazona.

You should have told him on the phone.

This is not counted over the phone.
You have to tell it in person.

Are you okay?

(Salsa at the gas station)

Why don't you hook up with Gari?

I thought it was pretty
more mongolite, really.

And he has all the roll,
Damn, and he's Juanito's father.

Are you hesitating me?
Nerd.

I am not wavering you.

Try to be with him.

Dislike.

It is because he is subnormal.

It is said that
"Person with Disability".

Also, it has nothing to do with it.

I remind you that I already made up
with him once.

Yeah, but you were going with a fart
that you didn't even know.

Let me.

You are very cool and such
and you're more superficial, girl ...

Shut up?

Gari!
Oh!

Wait wait.

Thanks.

What are you doing?

Won't you drive like this?

It's a birrita. This
the breathalyzer doesn't even smell it.

(Marem Ladson "West")

(ESTHER AND GARI)

How beautiful!

It's the first time in my whole life
that I have rhymed.

This can be considered
"bullying".

It was a joke.

Hey Gari, and your collective uses
dating apps?

I don't know what you mean.

Yes, there are for heteros,
for gays, lesbians ...

Does your collective use?
You do not have to answer.

Shut. Lower leg
and put on your belt.

Do you know what happens? That you can there
meet very strange people.

I prefer face to face,
know?

Have you had girlfriends?
Yes Four,

but only one serious,
la ... la ... la Nuri.

How long have you been with her?

Three wonderful years.

And why did you leave it?

That's personal.

Sure, Esther, it's personal.

And put your belt on for once.

Can you give me a hand?

Would you say that I like to eat
pussies or do "cunnilingus"?

Hey?
You do not have to answer.

Do you know what a "cunnilingus" is?

Yes.

Stimulate the clitoris
with the tongue.

Here, man!

Are you going to stay in Tarazona
with someone online?

Damn, let me
that you are heavier!

(Mobile)

Hello, Xosé.

Gari, where are you?

"I'm going with Maria to tell you
about the pregnancy to her parents. "

"And where do they live?"

In Tarazona.
In Tarazona?

"Yes".

And ... But, Gari, you ...

you know you can't go
from Barcelona like this.

Yes, but it has been
an impromptu trip.

Let's see. And which one is it
the exact address?

Hey...

Calle Aldaraz, number 8.

7.
Ah no, 7, 7.

"Number 7".

Gari, does it seem normal to disappear
and not pick up your father's phone?

Gari. Gari!

He hung up on me.

Can you tell me what I've done to him
to treat me like this?

You have to go find him.

Where to? To Tarazona?

We're.

Let's go.
I'm going to give them a dislike.

No. You will see how they rejoice
of being grandparents, silly.

No. Don't you get it? For them,
the wedding is very important.

Remember when I told them
that I was not getting married in the Church.

Is that my parents
they are super catholic.

Above all, my mother.

I can see that:
Daddy will start crying

mom will look
that she puts when looking at you ...

What look?

Well, of lost cause.

Already.

Ok, and what do you propose?
What do we do, huh?

You arrive and you let it go suddenly,
without thinking, blah blah.

Ok, you're right.

Wait. Do you notice me?

Yes.
They will notice it to me.

You are going to tell them.

(GIME)

(Knock the door)

(Engine)

It is always open.

Dad mom!

(Engine)

(The engine stops)

Jose Antonio!
Oysters!

What a fright you've given me!

What happens?
Pretty!

How are you? Maria, beautiful!
Hello! Surprise!

What are you doing here?
We come to see you.

That seems very good to me.
How are you?

Well, great.

This is a friend. Gari.

Nice to meet you, sir.

And this is our father
Jose Antonio.

And Gustavo isn't coming?

Gustavo is working.

On Saturday?
Yes Yes Yes.

Companies now ...
There is the poor ...

And all this display of food?

I have bought a food processor.

What do you say?
Yes.

You were always lazy to cook.
I don't cook, the robot cooks.

It has an application here.
You enter the website ...

Well, it's a vice.

Now i am doing
sardines with Moorish bulgur.

Yes Yes.
Why do you make so much food?

It will make you sick.
No no no no.

See, half of all this
goes to the freezer, okay?

And so we have food
for all week.

Look, I've made pumpkin cream
with ricotta,

cod al pilpil ...

Dad.
What?

Where is mom
Mom, Mom, Mom.

Well let's see.

Hey...

Your mother has ...

Does she have what?

She has ... she has ...

She has a crisis of faith.

She takes three days
she locked in the study.

She says that she no longer believes in God ...

and that Jesus Christ never existed.

And what if he existed
possibly, he would be corrupt.

And what are we going to do?

(COMPUTER) "Always ..."
What?

"... we have believed
that Jesus Christ ... ".

Mother.

What are you doing here?

Says your husband
that you are an apostate.

Did you know that there are historians
who say that Jesus did not exist?

Since when do you not shower?
And others think

it could be several people.

"The historical Jesus,
if there was,

could be a messianic king,
a Pharisee,

a shaman from Galilee
or a wise Hellenist. "

The new Testament
It is based on a farce.

That hair doesn't suit you
Maria Eugenia.

Mama, it's one thing for you to have
crisis of faith

and another, that you are locked here
without showering.

To the bathtub, come on, go.

You don't know how glad I am
that you ignore me

and that you marry civilly.

You do not know what joy you give me.

Oh!

I have a stomach cramp.

Ah.
I have diarrhea.

Now I come.

Come here, come on, pretty girl,

that you are more beautiful ...
My daughter!

You look like a student

of Philosophy.
Oh! (Laughs)

You know what I tell you?
Do not.

That I am very proud of you.

Oh!

What is my painting doing there?

I am with this topic,
that has me surpassed.

Talk to your father.

Talk to your father.

I can not believe it.

- "Our Jesus Savior, whose ...".

(Kitchen robot)

Do you work with María in the consultation?
Do not.

Where do you work?

In other site.

Where?
In one.

What does this mean?

Oh! Hey...

What happens? You took away my painting
and you've hung a turtle, right?

Is that we did not know you were coming,
pretty.

What do you mean "we didn't know"?
Do you only hang it up when I come?

Is that it does not hit much
with the decoration of the house.

And this hits a lot, right?

I'm going for the painting
I hang it up and that's it.

And shit!
Don't hang it out of shame.

It is not out of pain.

What happens? You are ashamed
have it hanging there, right?

Shame?
But how can I be ashamed?

Well, you don't like it.

You like it or not
my painting, dad?

Look, the important thing is not
whether I like it or not,

but that people like it.

Dad.
What?

Tell me the truth.

Look, I always told you that you had
than studying a career.

And hit the race!
That Fine Arts is a career!

It's a race,
but it has no exits.

The proof is that you don't win
life with it.

So proud that you were when
They gave me the Caixa award.

And I still am, pretty
but that was 15 years ago.

No. What happens is that never
you have supported me, dad.

Do not tell me that please.

We spend 600 euros
your mother and me every month.

Already.
And I do not care.

What happens is that it worries me
that you are almost 40 years old

and you are still
the eternal adolescent.

Well, do you know what I tell you?

That I don't need your money.

(Door opening)

(Door closing)

(Door opening)

And I'm your daughter, okay?

You have a moral obligation to
have my painting always hanging,

not only when I come, always,

that I put a lot of love
to that painting.

I made you look handsome, damn it!

The fucking turtle
which is uglier than the host!

(SIGHS)

Never have children.

(Ringtone)

"Hi, I'm Gari.
Now i can not answer".

"Call later. Thank you."

(Whistle)

Let's see, I'm not mad, huh?

Why do not you call me
and we talk it calmly?

Come on, until now.

Hmm!
It's great, dad.

AHA.
Thanks daughter.

By the way, you should talk
with your sister.

I think she has
a bit of depression.

That is up to you.
She only happens to him when she comes here.

Are you a believer?
Mother!

That is intimate.
I am Jewish.

Ah.
Are you Jewish?

Yes.

My grandparents were French Jews.

Ah, the Jews ...

Others scammed.

Not even God is spared here.

And do you speak French?

"A petit peu,
mais je ne le pratique pas ".

Spent summers
in Jean-Pied-de-Port,

at my grandmother's house in France.

Have children?

Do not.

And, if you ever have them,
Will you cut the ...?

Would you cut it off?

Well, I do not know.

We should talk about it.
With Mother.

He would have to discuss it with the mother.

Yes, with the mother, of course.
Not with you.

I just ask you one question
dont be like that.

I do not wear in any way.
That you are very dry.

Well, just like you.

(Chimes)

Aroa.

Sorry, I'm eating.

Hey, I'm in Tarazona, aunt.

What are you doing?

Shall we have a few shots or something?

It's a bit early anyway, but ...

A few beers, an aperitif?

Maria, why ...?
Lower your voice.

Okay, okay, but it's ...

But it is that I do not understand

is why you make me ...
Lower your voice.

(Whispers) ... come if not
You are going to tell your parents.

Are you circumcised?

Well, you should know that
do not?

Me?

Yeah, well yeah, I didn't realize it.

Ah!
But are you or not?

Yes, because I am Jewish.

And why haven't you told me?

Because you haven't asked me.

And shouldn't I know
the mother of your child?

Well I did not know
that you are catholic.

Because I am not a practitioner.
Me neither.

Well, it doesn't matter. You want to
cut your son's foreskin?

Look, Mary, Judaism
it is something that is transmitted

from mothers to sons and not
from parents to children, you understand?

Right now,
you tell me your whole life

-Go!
-Don't get one!

Come on, Inés, what can you do, Inés!

-Go, go, go!
-Irene, come on, come on!

-Goal!
-Goal!

How about you for Barna?

Damn, aunt.

Yes, very cool.
It must be really cool, right?

Bohemian life:

parties, museums, orgies ...

"Good grief!"
You are silly, really.

-She hasn't gone to New York.
-Yeah, so what?

-Was that a fault? Referee!
-Referee, eyes in the face!

-Go!

-Girl, what do you do?

-Happens!
-Lack!

-Smells good, but conceals.
A joint.

That he is full of kids.

Well, we smoke it later, right?
- Courage, courage!

Do not?
-I don't smoke, aunt.

-Come on!
Because you are "pregnant".

-Shut up, auntie.

Come on, we haven't put on
fine your mommy and me, baby.

How strong, aunt!
What stoners we were!

-Runs!
-Do you know that the one who spent the cost

is he now a school teacher?
-It's true.

Who? The Chinese of the Loghan?
- (LAUGHS) El Chino.

The one with the hair ...?

Auntie, let's go to the Loghan.

-Let's go to the Loghan.

Also, now we go to the movies
to see the new one from Pixar.

-Let's go to the movies, right?
-Come on.

-Of course.
-He.

Go.

-And goal!
Fuck!

-Go!

(Ringtone)

"Hi, I'm Gari.
Now i can not answer".

"Call later. Thank you."

(Whistle)

You got me fed up, huh?

I've been calling you all day!
Take me on the phone, please!

I am now living ...

in a sheltered apartment ...

with Richi and with Nata,
who are my best friends.

And Nuri lived a year ago
with us,

but not anymore.

Nuri is your ex,
the one you said in the car.

Yes.
And why did you leave it?

Why do you want to know that?

To generate link.
We have to talk about these things.

Ah.
You can ask me too.

Ask.
Hey...

What is your favorite color?
The turquoise.

But neither are these questions.

Neither?
They should be more personal.

It is like...
If you ask me about Gustavo ...,

Yes?
... I'll tell you: "he left Me

because he gave me an enema
to practice anal sex ".

He touches you.

He touches you.

Uh ... okay.

Let's see then ...

Nuri left me ...

well because she fell in love with another.

Wow, I'm sorry.

No, if nothing happens,
if it's not your fault either.

I feel about you too.

Really.

Look you see
What?

We are connecting.

You feel it? I notice it.

Yes Yes.
Let's go on, let's go on.

Do you fear death?

Uh ... Normal.

I ... It puzzles me.

My mother choked
with a piece of chocolate

and my father had to make him
the maneuver is ...

that they squeeze you here ...
Yes.

... for ... he has a name.

Y...
Like in "Mrs. Doubtfire".

Have you seen her?
Do not.

She is the same.

Are you related to your father?

Yes.
And do you have more family?

Do you have phobias?
Have you always wanted to be a gardener?

No. Uh ...

I thought I would like to be ...
be ... be ...

organizer

of the bus lines

and metro cities.

And what do you like to do?

Have you ... have you done
the sexual act

with more kids, with more people
disabled?

And what foot ... what foot are you wearing?
37.

I have...

42.

And what is it like to be ...

with our son in the belly?

I can touch it?
You can touch.

Hello.

Let's see, Maria,

you want to...
I want what?

... educate him in religion?

Do not.
Well, me neither.

You have allergy?

I do.
Oh yeah?

To the papaverine.

Is a medicine
that is no longer used, but ...

but, if they put it on me,
it would be dangerous.

Say it.

How?
Papaverine.

Papaverine.

Yes, papaverine.

Well that's it, right?
No no no.

Now you tell me all your childhood.

Voucher.

The one at the gas station said
that she was the second.

-Ricardo, let's go down a path
of Earth. Where does it lead us?

He-he said it was shorter
here.

-The GPS says we're going bad.
-The GPS has no idea.

Well, nothing.

(Noise)

(Noise)

Is that noise from the car?

(Belt beep)

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

(XOSÉ SIGHS)

I am his father.
Why don't you pick up the phone?

Because he wants to take care
he alone of this.

Gari is no longer a child.
Gari is 32 years old.

And that's what we've worked for, right?

So that he has autonomy.

May he be responsible and courageous
with this is ...

(Cowbells)

... is the host
for someone with her disability.

And it's thanks to you.

(Cowbells)

You should be proud ...

of him and of you.

Having a child is too much for him.

Having a child can be
too much for anyone.

Don't you think?

(Chicharras)

(Text message)

(Song in English)

Oh! Auntie, wait!

Wait wait wait.
What?

I'm peeing.
Yeah man, now?

Yes aunt.
Auntie, don't fuck around!

I have had five beers.

I go fast and back.
Do not delay.

(Song in English)

Yes man! Fuck me!

I'm already.

What?

What happens?

Latin?
Aunt, you're a gossip.

I mean...

What are you doing?
Take you home.

What I was missing is to get caught
a civil guard and got me started.

But that with 17 is not illegal.

Plus,
I turn 18 in October.

You can't go that way
fooling people.

Everybody lies on the Internet.

You will tell me that you are 35.

What difference does it make...

24-17?

Hey?
It is illegal.

It is not illegal.

Okay, it's not illegal.

It is not illegal.

It is not illegal.

It is not illegal.

It is not illegal!

Oh! It is not illegal!

And then I went to Jardín Arte
and, later, I already met you ...

and I got you pregnant.

AHA.
And that's it.

Very good.

Did you like it?
Much, yes, yes.

We have become very intimate in one afternoon.
Yes.

I'm glad, huh?

Now we know a lot about each other.

I feel so much better.

How good! I'm very happy, Maria.

Not really.

Do not? Why not?

Because...
It's my fault?

Nerd.
Ah!

Nerd.

This is a bit weird, right?

We are going to have a child
and we don't know each other at all.

Just now you said
that you already knew more about me

and I already knew more about you.

Yes, well, but ...

Actually...

I dont know...

Didn't you imagine that,
when you had a child,

would it be with your partner?

I guess so, sure.
Sure, not?

I mean, right?
it's what people imagine.

Don't you think maybe
should we be a couple?

I'm not saying we have to be
but maybe you have thought

which was the ideal plan.
I've thought about it a bit.

Yeah yeah I ... I ... I ...
I've thought about it too, huh?

but ... but I don't want to.

Why don't you want
For things.

What things?
Nail.

Well, tell me which ones.

I dont know...

What things?
What...

What...

That I don't like you.

What do you mean you don't like me?
What...

That I don't find you attractive.

What?
What...

That you don't seem attractive to me
Mary.

Yes ... I'm sorry, huh?
(Laughs)

You don't have to feel it.
Ah okay.

I mean ... No ... No ...

I wasn't pleading, huh?

Oh no?
Nerd.

I was being honest.
Ah okay.

I didn't say that I wanted to be
your partner.

Ah okay.
I wasn't going that way.

I mean...

(LUCK)
Why don't you find me attractive?

Can we go pulling now?

Yes, but tell me
why don't you find me attractive

Okay, okay, but we can ...

You slept with me, she remembers.
Because she had drunk.

We are pulling, it goes.

Ya, well, I was high
when we go to bed.

Nor do you think here that ...

Know?
Now, now.

Nobody here is perfect.
Okay.

Why don't you physically like me?

Because you have bulging eyes.

My eyes are very pretty.
People tell me.

But you have a weird nose. (Laughs)

And for having a person's nose
rare is not physically attractive?

You talk a lot ...
The appeal is not a nose.

Well, you talk a lot.

Ya, because I like to talk,
I like to talk.

OK right.

Your nose either ...

Is it around here?
It's over there.

If you want to get some food
or water or whatever,

you know where the kitchen is.
Voucher.

Voucher?

Well, good night.

Goodnight.

Papaverine.

What?

Your allergy.

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

(VOICEMAIL)
"You have 34 new messages."

"Last message".

(Whistle)

(RICARDO) "It's me again.
I know I've gotten tiresome. "

"I just want to tell you that ...

that I love you and trust you. "

"Come on, bye.
We talk when you return. "

(Paula Valls "Circles")

Host!

(Paula Valls "Circles")

(Laughs)

(Paula Valls "Circles")

Mary.
Hey?

Are you awake?
Yes.

I haven't told them anything yet.

Well, you'll tell him.

Do you think I have a strange nose?

What do you say?

You have the Aguado nose.

What is that about?

Nothing, my things.

Can i touch your belly
to relax myself?

Yes of course.

Hello, Juanito.

Don't call him Juanito.
It's not going to be called Juanito.

How do I call you?

Otherwise,
but that makes me angry.

Hello, fetish.
Neither fetito.

And what do you want me to call it?
Well...

Nephew.
Juanito.

Nephew or ...
Oh!

Auntie, she moved!

They were gases.
You son of a bitch!

(Paula Valls "Circles")

One with onion for my gordita.

And another without onion.
For your sister.

Thanks.

-Hello.
Hello.

-Okay...
But where do you come from?

-To go jogging.
When did you start to do it?

Since I don't go to mass.

-Father Carlos
asked for you.

-Yes? And what did you say?
-That you wanted to apostatize.

-Perfect.
-You want?

-Yes, hand it to me.

I slept amazing, huh?

I love this picture.

(Paula Valls "Circles")